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Miles "Tails" Prower

2009-02-21T23:56:58Z

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'''Miles "Tails" Prower''' (real name ''Ami Mizuno'') is a female/male actor who [[Love|loves]] to hang around with [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and also a lesbian.

==Career==

Her first role was in [[Sailor Moon|Darn Anime]] helping her lesbian friends and Makoto Kino (whom Tails had a crush on), however [[Tiertex]] sacked her for being in the red light district naked. So she moved to Sega and [[DiC]] has they were filming Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, but she needed a costume quick which she hand-made one. However DiC made Tails a male due to a mistranslation from Sega and during production of the 1st episode, her costume got stuck so she changed her name to Miles Prower. The audiences around the world loved the series and because of her intelligence, most people didn't know that she was a girl. However there were a few goofs in the series:

*When Tails says "I'm Sorry", her boobs are shown.
*Helping Sonic in a few episodes, even though the script says that Tails must be dumb.
*The "I'm a girl" speech in the final episode topped it off. (even though the transportation gun had changed them to suit they're sorounding.)

After the series, she appeared in every Sonic game in the making. 14 years later, she appeared in The Return of Greenback Koopa as the costume was stuck but after production the fox suit came off revealing her identity. As a response, Tiertex rehired her for a few Youtube Poops and gets to be a lesbian again.

[[Image:Tailsgoof.png|right|thumb|160px|The goof scene revealing her identity in Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]]

==Trivia==
*During Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, she took drugs when the "REAL PARENTS" scene came on.
*She was voted No.1 character in Japan for 9 years.
*Her catchphase was "SONIC!" due to that she loved him at the time.
*Loves rubbing [[TREE|TREES]] and easily forgets telephone numbers.
*Has OCD (Obsessive Compusive Disorder).
*Once touched Sera the Cat Girl's breasts for love.
*[[Robotnik]] shoved a toilet plunger up Tails's ass in an underrated episode.
*Easily confused with another Miles "Tails" Prower who is rumoured to be friends with [[MrDrunkenFox]].
*Wants to stay up and masturbate.
*Usally humps a TV when she's horny.
*People think she's rapeable. It has been confirmed in a compilation of videos from the older Sonic games called "Tails Abuse" and other material.
*Suffers from major indigestion and stomach problems.
*Her original human-Mercurian self is often mistaken with [[M10]] by [[Greenback Koopa]] due to his colourblindness.

[[Image:sidebar-tailssorry.jpg|thumb|right|Tails saying "I'm sorry" after damaging something]]
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Kaze

2009-02-21T23:55:52Z

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=Kaze=

Commonly referred to by enemies as the Black Wind (Kuroki Kaze). He has a very short temper and just about anything can set him off on his shooting frenzies. Due to his lack of memory he can only remember he wants to find White Cloud to settle an old score. He wields the Magun, a strange golden gun that is attached to his right arm at all times. When the Magun "thaws" it is able to fire three different colored soil bullets to create a summoned creature. Kaze is the only one who can fire the weapon.

=Quotes=
*"The Soil charge triad to use on you has been decided!"
*"It has moved."
*"The Soil will soon claim you!
*"The battlefield is calling me."

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Link

2009-02-10T20:24:30Z

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|name=Link
|image=linkspin.GIF
|shows=[[Link: Faces of Evil]] and [[Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]]
|sex=Male
|age=3
}}{{Char}}

{{VidCaption|KgGhsBphDyU|Link complains of a burning sensation}}

[[Image:End_005_1_0001.jpg|thumb|I Won]]
[[Image:1175742037099.png|thumb|Link in his latest game.]]
[[Image:BLEW!!!.jpg|thumb|link throwing up]]
[[image:linkthe_saiyan.gif|thumb|150px|right|[[Saiyan Link]].]]
[[image:Fat_link.jpg|thumb|150px|right|[[Fat Link]].]]

Link is a civilian of [[Hyrule]]. He usually hangs out at the castle, hearing bouts about what all true warriors by the [[King of Hyrule|King]] himself. Link thinks many things are boring, and according to the [[It is written|Scripture of Utter Bullcrap]], is the only person who can defeat [[Ganon]]. (Many times this prophecy has been proven false. [[King Harkinian|The King]], [[Mario]], and [[Zelda]] along with many others have defeated Ganon.) He also likes guns, bombs, eating octorocks, bombing dodongos, being curious, throwing up, and claiming that he won.

Link is the current standing Hero of Koridai.
Cultural Heritage: Denmark

==Sexual Orientation==
It has been assumed Link is a homosexual, seeing has he has tried to sneak kisses with [[Gwonam]] at multiple times. However, this has been disproven as he has had sex with [[Zelda]], [[Impa]], and Lady Alma many times. Another rumor is that he is Bisexual.

==Diet==
Link also likes to eat. He has been known to have some cooking skill, but he almost burned down all of Hyrule after foolishly putting spaghetti in a toaster. He is also addicted to Volvic mineral water, and cakes (normally from the baker in Sakado, although the claimed "cakes" are actually loaves of bread. That two-timing S.O.B.). He has also been known to sneak sips of wine from the king's goblet. If he gets hungry enough, he will eat an [[Octorok]].

==Skills==
Link is a master swordsman and great at burning [[George The Volcano]] and [[Hyrule]]. As mentioned above he has above average cooking skills and he is great at using/wielding magical weaponry. He has a talent for carrying a limitless amount of stuff, as well as being able to use ordinary items such as Aunt Jemima syrup in combat.

[[Media:/Users/buka/Desktop/SSBLink.jpg]]

==Gay Link==
The only split personality of Link. He enjoys going on sexual escapades with his butt buddies, [[Gwonam]] and [[Nobita]]. There's a rumor that he flirted with [[Dorami]], he was openly gay when he had gay sex by first time with Mama Luigi, the first time than him "make love"

==Racist Link==
[[Dr. Rabbit]] says Link painted africans with white pant in Africa. This is currently unconfirmed.

==Fight with the King==
It seems that link fought with the king once, It all started when link was watching his tv where "Live and Learn" came on, as he was danceing to it the king said "MAI BOI" to him, But link did not listen to him, The king then destroyed the tv witha ki blast, This made link angry and made him use his Kaioken attack and tried to hit him, Only to be pushed aside, The king(in a [[Vegeta]]-type voice)said that was he was weak, Link then used his hidden move, The kamehameha out of his ass move, Which killed the king, He then cryed over his broken tv untill [[George Volcano|George the Volcano]] used his [[Volvic Revive]] to bring his tv back. The full fight can be seen here: (See bottom-right)

{{VidCaption|F9SmC3jsMvk|Link fights with the king}}

==Possesions==
*lamp oil
*rope
*Bombs
*A lightsaber
*Lotsa guns
*Young And Anal 15 video tape
*The king's chalice
*His sword

==Likes==
*[[Zelda]]
*[[Nobita]]
*[[Impa]]
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] (Games and Sonic X)
*[[SEGA|Sega]] Genesis
*Xbox 360
*[[Nintendo]] [[Wii]]
*The Philips CD-i
*Atari 2600
*Sega Dreamcast
*The Neo Geo (Any kind of it, including it's handhelds.)
*[[Gwonam]]
*[[Dorami]]
*Bombs
*Guns
*Scat Porn
*[[Boobs|Tits]]
*[[Penis]]
*[[Boobs|Rubies]]
*Raping young children at night.
*Saying "(Hey,) EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE ME, Princess!"
*Consuming rock-spitting terrestrial cephalopods.

==Dislikes==
*[[Doraemon]]
*The Delilah Show
*[[Chad Warden]]
*[[Ronald McDonald]] (hell who donest)
*The [[Nintendo|Chintendo]] [[Wii|Vii]]

==Trivia==
*Link is part Saiyan.
*Link plays Young Cosette in the musical "Les CD-i".
*Used to be the Best Wii Player of Koradai, but was eventually beaten by [[M. Bison]].
*His last name is, apparantly, The King. (Which is weird when considering the fact that he isn't a king at all whatsoever.)
*If Zelda is the daughter of King Harkinian, and Link is the King's "boy", and Link keeps demanding kisses from Zelda, this means Link wants to have incest with his sister... [[Benzaie|oh boy.]]

==Memorable Quotes==
{{poopquote|Link|I won!}}
{{poopquote|Link|Geee! It sure is boring around here!}}
{{poopquote|Link|Great! (several times)}}
{{poopquote|Link|What are all those Heads?}}
{{poopquote|Link|How about a kiss for luck?}}
{{poopquote|Link|I guess i better get going!}}
{{poopquote|Link|GET OVER HERE!}}
{{poopquote|Link|Im so hungry, I could eat an octorok}}
{{poopquote|Link|I'll grab my stuff!}}
{{poopquote|Link|[[Excuse me, Princess!]]}}
{{poopquote|Link|oh BOI}}
{{poopquote|Link|I can't wait to bomb some dodongos!}}
{{poopquote|Link|Stuff!}}
{{poopquote|Link|That old [[King Harkinian|King]] is [[no]] match [[4|for]] [[Ganon]]!}}
{{poopquote|Link|I just wonder what [[Ganon]]'s up to.}}
{{poopquote|Link|Golly!}}
{{poopquote|Link|But [[The King|Dad]], I want to see the Pay-Per-View!}}
{{poopquote|Link|I wish I could see what he was thinking right now.}}
{{poopquote|Link|No Way! You don't have any [[boobs|breasts]] and your too old to trigger an amber alert.}}
{{poopquote|Link|(High pitched twinkly noises)}}
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Ganon

2009-02-10T20:21:40Z

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[[Image:Ganons lair37.jpg|thumb|Ganon's IQ lowers dramatically in this picture. It practically [[DIE]]D.]] [[image:Your_face.gif|thumb|Ganon saying, "Your Face!"]]
Ganon is an evil sorcerer from the [[Zelda]] games. His name was misspelled as Gannon in the [[CD-i]] games because the developers couldn't read or write. Ganon tried to take over KoriDIE and [[Gamelon]] with his evil minions but failed due to [[Link]] (and later, Zelda) trapping him in [[The Pit]]. Ganon has frequently made deals with Link to "make [his] face the greatest in KoriDIE". This was however mistook by many people, including Link, as this phrase is actually Ganon's way of asking for head. Ganon had an airforce in his lair but was destroyed by Mario when he used [[No|kamehameha]] in Ultimania.
==Skills/Personality==
Ganon is an extremely weak last boss (the weakest last boss in the history of weak), as he dies in one hit when you throw a book at him. Ganon's favorite word is [[DIE]], and he loves to kill things with his thunder attacks (namely, [[Bolt3]]), which have a range of about three inches. Other than that, he shoots flaming skulls for some unknown reason, likely having to do with how his father was a drinker and discouraged throwing flaming skulls in the house. He also loves to just say the word DIE, and make a [[Retard|retarded]] face. It is to be noted that his face is currently the greatest in KoriDIE. It was found out recently that he is a doctor; A news article called him "Dr. Brian Gannon".

Cultural Heritage: Germany

Power Level: WHAT 9,000?

==Legal Issues==
====The Ganon Jr. Case====
Apparently, Ganon and [[Pregnant Zelda|Zelda]] had sex during the course of Poops being made and resulted in [[Ganon Jr.]] Legal custody is being fought over at the hand of Judge Judy. Later, Ganon and Zelda would have another baby, [[Zeldanon]].

====Noise Violations====
Ganon is a die hard fan of [[Dethklok]], a death metal band. He likes to play it loudly in his lair. [[Gwonam]] who lives in a house nearby often has seizures because of Ganon's loud music. Lawsuits are currently being filed because of this.

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==Quotes==
{{poopquote|Ganon|DIE!}}
{{poopquote|Ganon|Join me, [[Link]], and I will make your face the gglrrreatest in [[Koridai]], or else you will DIIIE!}}
{{poopquote|Ganon|You dare bring light to my lair?! YOU MUST DIE! *(Strikes [[Zelda]] with lightning bolts [[Cum|coming]] from his hands}}
{{poopquote|Ganon|NO! Not into [[The Pit]]! It BUURNS!}}
{{poopquote|Ganon|Aaarrgh! The chains! Nooooo! [[You]] haven't seen the last of me!}}
{{poopquote|Ganon|Your face!}}
{{poopquote|Ganon|You are my prisoner!}}
{{poopquote|Ganon|lol}}
{{poopquote|Ganon|NO!}}
{{poopquote|Ganon|NOOOOO!!!!!}}
{{poopquote|Ganon|In the DARKEST nightmare hour, when not moon nor sun has risen...I take [[Zelda]] in my power. I shall KEEP her in my prison!!!}}

Good

2009-02-09T19:25:26Z

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Good is good. [[Image: Mario saying GOOD.png|thumb|GOOD while trying to ignore that [[Youtube]] sign.]]

==Things that are good==
*[[Youtube Poop]]
*[[Magic Drugs]]
*[[Cold one|Cold Ones]]
*[[Stuff]]
*[[Spaghetti]]
*[[Bagel|Bagels]]
*[[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]]
*[[Nostalgia Critic]]
*Everything that is on Chewiki.
*The kids who get stuff from [[Santa Mario|the nice guy named Santa Claus.]]
*[[You]] (olo, no)
*[[Me]] (lolooololol, nozorz)
* [[Hektad]]'s Death

==Liked By==
*[[You]]
*[[Me]] (lol, no)

==Disliked by==
*[[Bad]]
*[[Dr. Rabbit]]

The Pit

2009-02-09T19:22:04Z

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'''The Pit''' serves as the Youtube Poop equivalent of Hell. The Pit has two noteable differences from it's worldly counterpart: You can leave The Pit, and there is no "good" counterpart of The Pit. Regardless of whether a character is a hero or a villain, they go to The Pit when they [[DIE]]. There is no Poop version of Heaven.

The first person to ever return from a trip to The Pit was, in fact, [[Ganon]], whom is arguably the Pit's most frequent visitor. When asked what the pit feels like, Ganon responded by simply stating that it "burns".

Though most residents of the Pit are free to leave after a certain amount of time, some are doomed to spend the eternity there....

It has been revealed that Lavalisms can survive falling into The Pit. By comparison, [[Gaston McGwonam]], who was not a Lavalism, did not survive being thrown into The Pit..

Pit is also the name of a kid from the video game ''Kid Icarus'' who has wings and a bow with which to shoot things.
[[Image:300pxcartoonpityy7.jpg|thumb|This is not Pit. This is that annoying little bastard Kid Icarus from that stupid ''Captain N'' cartoon-icus.]]
'''Characters who have died, and risen from The Pit'''
*[[Ganon]]
*[[Mario]]
*[[Hektad]]
*[[Black Shadow]]
*[[Luigi]]
*[[Goronu]]
*[[Lupay]]
*[[Sora]]
*[[Carmen]]
*[[Shou]]
*[[Dodongo Dong]]
* The [[Tourettes Guy]]
*[[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]]
*[[King Harkinian]]
*[[Brock Samson]]
*[[Optimus Prime]]
*[[Master Asia]]
*[[Wiul]]
*[[Goku]]
*[[Dio Chan]]
*[[Hinata]]
*[[Duke Onkled]]
*[[Neji]]
*[[Broly]]
*[[Gaston]]
*[[Walrusguy]]

'''Characters who have died, and have yet to return from The Pit'''
*[[Aeris]]
*[[Kurt Cobain]]
*[[Gray spaghetti plague]]
*[[Shadow the Hedgehog]]