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Uctions

2009-06-20T17:48:18Z

KirbysPetCat:

[[image:UCTIONS.jpg|thumb|Mah Boi! Elmullet must be killed off on disk 1 just before disk 2!]]
[[image:Intro-15.jpg‎|thumb|UCTIONS!!!!]]
Uctions (also known as Energon) are a power supply of the universe. They are commonly using in assembling instruction books. Mario has a deep obsession with Uctions, claiming to own them entirely.

Uctions are also used to make [[Magic Drugs]].

== Trivia ==
*[[User:Idiotska|The Hairspray Queen]] and [[Robotnik]] claim to own their own uctions, but this was not proven so.
*[[Robotnik]] would have had nearly twice the amount of his current Uction possession unless [[Fat Mario]] had already claimed them his own during a competition of Beautiful Heads.
*Uctions is also a brand of bran flakes.
*When invoked, it's own power and that of [[Anti-Uctions]], its enemy transform [[Megatron]] into [[Galvatron]].
*[[Daniel J D'Arby]] has always tried to gamble into getitng some uctions...but has always failed.
*Was revealed to have a [[PENIS|penis]] for some strange reason.
*Was also revealed to be the alternative Vice President for [[The Yoshi Regime]].
*They might have killed off [[elmullet]].

==Chosen weilders of Uctions==
Only a few people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them:
*[[Mario]]
*[[Fat Mario]]
*[[Mr. X]]
*[[Tap Tap]]
*[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]]
*[[Megatron]]
*[[Q]]
*[[Tim Allen]] (only in his super form, Tim the Tool Man Taylor, and only when fighting dinosaurs with power tools)
*[[Shaq|Shaquille O'Neal]] (Temporarily lost them when he was in Kazaam; regained them when he won 4 NBA Finals Championships.)
*Jackie Chan
*[[Toad]] (He has been repoted to meet qualifications.it has also been rumored that he is being taught how to use uctions by fat mario.")
*[[Captain Falcon]] (Those who say otherwise will get [[Falcon Punch|FALCON PUANCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]])
*[[Travis Touchdown]] ([[Fuck|Fuck off]] if any of you motherfuckers think otherwise.)
*[[The Overture]] (This rank passes on to anyone who defeats/destroys him/her.)
*[[Lex Luthor]] (Those who say otherwise will be rebuked by him with a loud "WRONG!!!")

==Uctions as an energy unit==
Uctions can also be used to measure energy. Was invented by [[Robotnik]] together with [[Demoman]].
Uctions radiates Good Medicine and positive energy. [[Anti-Uctions]] radiate AIDS and other kinds of evil negative energy.

*[[Black Shadow|The Dark Reactor]]: The Confirmed Source of All Anti-Uctions.
*[[The Darkture]]: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions. This could be anyone.
*[[Ganon]]: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
*02: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions. (Actually he's nohing BUT anti-uctions)
*[[Hitler]]: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
*[[Bowser]]: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
*[[AIDS|STD]] [[Cum|Dick Oil]] Treatment: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
*[[The Jonas Brothers]] Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
*[[Anti-Uctions|Action 52]] (both versions): Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
*[[Halo|Gaylo]]: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
*[[SEGA]]: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
*[[Smirking Bitch]] Infinate amount of Anti-Uctions.
*Super [[Mario]] Bros. 3: Infinite Amount of Anti-Uctions according to the AVGN.
*[[Melink]]: 999,999,999,999 Anti-Uctions. However, he wishes to keep the YTP Union together and stop the spread of Naruto fanism.
*[[Kooky|Ludwig von Koopa]]: -999,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
*[[Soulja Boy]]: -999,999,999,999 Uctions.
*[[Obama|Barack Obama]] -999,999,999,998 Uctions.
*[[Rod Blagojevich]] -999,999,999,998 Uctions.
*The rest of the Sonic the Hedgehog Series: -500,000,000,000 Uctions.
*[[FOTEP]]: -100,000,000 Uctions.
*[[Rick Roll]]: -1,000,001 Uctions.
*[[The Fat Controller]]: -1,000,000 Uctions.
*[[Roy Koopa|Roy]]: -600,000 Uctions.
*[[Mama Luigi]]: -99,999 Uctions.
*[[God Luigi]]: -95,000 Uctions.
*[[God Rabbit]]: -95,000 Uctions.
*[[Kootie Pie|Wendy O. Koopa]] -60,000 Uctions.
*[[Darth Vader]]: -9,000 Uctions.
*[[Big Cheese|Seymour]]: -8,500 Uctions.
*Kingdom Hearts: -3,000 Uctions.
*Super [[Mario]] All-stars: -2,000 Uctions.
*Microsoft's Xbox 360: -1,000 Uctions. (Mainly due to the Red Ring of Death issue. If nonexistant, it would be way huger than that.)
*[[Cheatsy]]: -900 Uctions.
*[[Oogtar]]: -650 Uctions.
*[[AIDS]]: -500 Uctions.
*Heartless: -100 Uctions.
*[[Dr Rabbit]]: -10 Uctions.
*[[Wario]]: -5 Uctions.
*[[Retard Luigi]]: -2 Uctions.
*[[Retard Mario]]: -1 Uction.
*[[Retard Luigi]]`s brain: 0 Uctions.
*[[Groudon457]]: How many [[you]] have -10.
*[[You]]: Random Amounts of Uctions.
*[[SchiavoneTheRichard]]: How many [[you]] have +2.
*[[Edd]]: 1 Uction.
*Slippy Toad: 2 Uctions.
*[[Morshu]]: 5 Uctions.
*[[Toad]]: 6 Uctions.
*Bobby Jack: 10 Uctions.
*[[Cum]]: 10 Uctions.
*[[Boobs]]: 30 Uctions.
*[[Gay Luigi]]: 50 Uctions.
*[[The Purple Pervert]]: 69 Uctions.
*One Heart: 100 Uctions.
*[[Tails]]: 200 Uctions.
*[[Knuckles]]: See Tails' Uctions.
*[[King Leonidas]]: 300 Uctions.
*Sony's [[Playstation 3]]: 599 Uctions. (Mainly due to Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of The Patriots, LittleBigPlanet, and [[Halo|Killzone2.]])
*[[Big Mouth|Morton Koopa Jr]] 750 Uctions.
*[[Wii]]: 800 Uctions.
*[[M. Bison]]: 1,000 Uctions.
*[[Richard Nixon]]: 1,000 Uctions. (Was more than that before the Watergate Scandel.)
*[[Link]]: 2,000 Uctions.
*[[Yoshi]]: 3,000 Uctions.
*[[Saiyan Link]]: 5,000 Uctions.
*[[Steely Phil]]: 5,000 Uctions.
*A [[Falcon Punch]]: 9,000 Uctions.
*[[Goku]]: [[Over 9000|Over 9,000]]! Uctions.
*[[Jackie Chan]] 15,000 Uctions.
*Super [[Sonic]]: 30,000 Uctions.
*Hyper [[Sonic]]: 60,000 Uctions.
*zallard1: 999,999 Uctions.
*[[Arnold Schwarzenegger]]: 1,000,000 Uctions.
*Shaq: 100,000,000,000 Uctions.
*[[Mega Man]]: 199,999,999,999 Uctions.
*[[Fox McCloud]]: 200,000,000,000 Uctions.(Was less than that before he defeated Andross)
*[[Hip|Lemmy "Hip" Koopa]]: 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
*The Trans-Siberian Orchestra: 250,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
*[[Insane Clown Posse]]: 555,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
*[[Travis Touchdown]]: 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
*[[Hop|Iggy Koopa]]: 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 Uctions.
*[[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]]: Infinate Amount of Uctions
*[[Jesus Christ]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions.
*[[Led Zeppelin]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions. (At least, before the drummer [[die]]d and they broke up.)
*[[Captain Falcon]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions. ([[Yes]]! [[M. Bison|Yes]]!)
*[[Mario]] & [[Fat Mario]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions.
*The Squidward Fad: Infinite Amount of Uctions.
*[[The Overture]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions. This could be anyone.
*The Enclosed Uctions Apple: The Confirmed Source of All Known Uctions.

The Enclosed Uctions Apple can only be found in [[Jafar|the Cave of Uctions]].

[[Category:CD-i]]

[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]

Uctions

2009-06-20T17:30:16Z

KirbysPetCat:

[[image:UCTIONS.jpg|thumb|Mah Boi! Elmullet must be killed off on disk 1 just before disk 2!]]
[[image:Intro-15.jpg‎|thumb|UCTIONS!!!!]]
Uctions (also known as Energon) are a power supply of the universe. They are commonly using in assembling instruction books. Mario has a deep obsession with Uctions, claiming to own them entirely.

Uctions are also used to make [[Magic Drugs]].

== Trivia ==
*[[User:Idiotska|The Hairspray Queen]] and [[Robotnik]] claim to own their own uctions, but this was not proven so.
*[[Robotnik]] would have had nearly twice the amount of his current Uction possession unless [[Fat Mario]] had already claimed them his own during a competition of Beautiful Heads.
*Uctions is also a brand of bran flakes.
*When invoked, it's own power and that of [[Anti-Uctions]], its enemy transform [[Megatron]] into [[Galvatron]].
*[[Daniel J D'Arby]] has always tried to gamble into getitng some uctions...but has always failed.
*Was revealed to have a [[PENIS|penis]] for some strange reason.
*Was also revealed to be the alternative Vice President for [[The Yoshi Regime]].
*They might have killed off [[elmullet]].

==Chosen weilders of Uctions==
Only a few people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them:
*[[Mario]]
*[[Fat Mario]]
*[[Mr. X]]
*[[Tap Tap]]
*[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]]
*[[Megatron]]
*[[Q]]
*[[Tim Allen]] (only in his super form, Tim the Tool Man Taylor, and only when fighting dinosaurs with power tools)
*[[Shaq|Shaquille O'Neal]] (Temporarily lost them when he was in Kazaam; regained them when he won 4 NBA Finals Championships.)
*Jackie Chan
*[[Toad]] (He has been repoted to meet qualifications.it has also been rumored that he is being taught how to use uctions by fat mario.")
*[[Captain Falcon]] (Those who say otherwise will get [[Falcon Punch|FALCON PUANCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]])
*[[Travis Touchdown]] ([[Fuck|Fuck off]] if any of you motherfuckers think otherwise.)
*[[The Overture]] (This rank passes on to anyone who defeats/destroys him/her.)
*[[Lex Luthor]] (Those who say otherwise will be rebuked by him with a loud "WRONG!!!")

==Uctions as an energy unit==
Uctions can also be used to measure energy. Was invented by [[Robotnik]] together with [[Demoman]].
Uctions radiates Good Medicine and positive energy. [[Anti-Uctions]] radiate AIDS and other kinds of evil negative energy.

*[[Black Shadow|The Dark Reactor]]: The Confirmed Source of All Anti-Uctions.
*[[The Darkture]]: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions. This could be anyone.
*[[Ganon]]: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
*02: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
*[[Hitler]]: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
*[[Bowser]]: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
*[[AIDS|STD]] [[Cum|Dick Oil]] Treatment: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
*[[The Jonas Brothers]] Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
*[[Anti-Uctions|Action 52]] (both versions): Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
*[[Halo|Gaylo]]: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
*[[SEGA]]: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
*[[Smirking Bitch]] Infinate amount of Anti-Uctions.
*Super [[Mario]] Bros. 3: Infinite Amount of Anti-Uctions according to the AVGN.
*[[Melink]]: 999,999,999,999 Anti-Uctions. However, he wishes to keep the YTP Union together and stop the spread of Naruto fanism.
*[[Kooky|Ludwig von Koopa]]: -999,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
*[[Soulja Boy]]: -999,999,999,999 Uctions.
*[[Obama|Barack Obama]] -999,999,999,998 Uctions.
*[[Rod Blagojevich]] -999,999,999,998 Uctions.
*The rest of the Sonic the Hedgehog Series: -500,000,000,000 Uctions.
*[[FOTEP]]: -100,000,000 Uctions.
*[[Rick Roll]]: -1,000,001 Uctions.
*[[The Fat Controller]]: -1,000,000 Uctions.
*[[Roy Koopa|Roy]]: -600,000 Uctions.
*[[Mama Luigi]]: -99,999 Uctions.
*[[God Luigi]]: -95,000 Uctions.
*[[God Rabbit]]: -95,000 Uctions.
*[[Kootie Pie|Wendy O. Koopa]] -60,000 Uctions.
*[[Darth Vader]]: -9,000 Uctions.
*[[Big Cheese|Seymour]]: -8,500 Uctions.
*Kingdom Hearts: -3,000 Uctions.
*Super [[Mario]] All-stars: -2,000 Uctions.
*Microsoft's Xbox 360: -1,000 Uctions. (Mainly due to the Red Ring of Death issue. If nonexistant, it would be way huger than that.)
*[[Cheatsy]]: -900 Uctions.
*[[Oogtar]]: -650 Uctions.
*[[AIDS]]: -500 Uctions.
*Heartless: -100 Uctions.
*[[Dr Rabbit]]: -10 Uctions.
*[[Wario]]: -5 Uctions.
*[[Retard Luigi]]: -2 Uctions.
*[[Retard Mario]]: -1 Uction.
*[[Retard Luigi]]`s brain: 0 Uctions.
*[[Groudon457]]: How many [[you]] have -10.
*[[You]]: Random Amounts of Uctions.
*[[SchiavoneTheRichard]]: How many [[you]] have +2.
*[[Edd]]: 1 Uction.
*Slippy Toad: 2 Uctions.
*[[Morshu]]: 5 Uctions.
*[[Toad]]: 6 Uctions.
*Bobby Jack: 10 Uctions.
*[[Cum]]: 10 Uctions.
*[[Boobs]]: 30 Uctions.
*[[Gay Luigi]]: 50 Uctions.
*[[The Purple Pervert]]: 69 Uctions.
*One Heart: 100 Uctions.
*[[Tails]]: 200 Uctions.
*[[Knuckles]]: See Tails' Uctions.
*[[King Leonidas]]: 300 Uctions.
*Sony's [[Playstation 3]]: 599 Uctions. (Mainly due to Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of The Patriots, LittleBigPlanet, and [[Halo|Killzone2.]])
*[[Big Mouth|Morton Koopa Jr]] 750 Uctions.
*[[Wii]]: 800 Uctions.
*[[M. Bison]]: 1,000 Uctions.
*[[Richard Nixon]]: 1,000 Uctions. (Was more than that before the Watergate Scandel.)
*[[Link]]: 2,000 Uctions.
*[[Yoshi]]: 3,000 Uctions.
*[[Saiyan Link]]: 5,000 Uctions.
*[[Steely Phil]]: 5,000 Uctions.
*A [[Falcon Punch]]: 9,000 Uctions.
*[[Goku]]: [[Over 9000|Over 9,000]]! Uctions.
*[[Jackie Chan]] 15,000 Uctions.
*Super [[Sonic]]: 30,000 Uctions.
*Hyper [[Sonic]]: 60,000 Uctions.
*zallard1: 999,999 Uctions.
*[[Arnold Schwarzenegger]]: 1,000,000 Uctions.
*Shaq: 100,000,000,000 Uctions.
*[[Mega Man]]: 199,999,999,999 Uctions.
*[[Fox McCloud]]: 200,000,000,000 Uctions.(Was less than that before he defeated Andross)
*[[Hip|Lemmy "Hip" Koopa]]: 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
*The Trans-Siberian Orchestra: 250,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
*[[Insane Clown Posse]]: 555,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
*[[Travis Touchdown]]: 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
*[[Hop|Iggy Koopa]]: 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 Uctions.
*[[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]]: Infinate Amount of Uctions
*[[Jesus Christ]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions.
*[[Led Zeppelin]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions. (At least, before the drummer [[die]]d and they broke up.)
*[[Captain Falcon]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions. ([[Yes]]! [[M. Bison|Yes]]!)
*[[Mario]] & [[Fat Mario]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions.
*The Squidward Fad: Infinite Amount of Uctions.
*[[The Overture]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions. This could be anyone.
*The Enclosed Uctions Apple: The Confirmed Source of All Known Uctions.

The Enclosed Uctions Apple can only be found in [[Jafar|the Cave of Uctions]].

[[Category:CD-i]]

[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]

Uctions

2009-06-20T17:22:16Z

KirbysPetCat:

[[image:UCTIONS.jpg|thumb|Mah Boi! Elmullet must be killed off on disk 1 just before disk 2!]]
[[image:Intro-15.jpg‎|thumb|UCTIONS!!!!]]
Uctions (also known as Energon) are a power supply of the universe. They are commonly using in assembling instruction books. Mario has a deep obsession with Uctions, claiming to own them entirely.

Uctions are also used to make [[Magic Drugs]].

== Trivia ==
*[[User:Idiotska|The Hairspray Queen]] and [[Robotnik]] claim to own their own uctions, but this was not proven so.
*[[Robotnik]] would have had nearly twice the amount of his current Uction possession unless [[Fat Mario]] had already claimed them his own during a competition of Beautiful Heads.
*Uctions is also a brand of bran flakes.
*When invoked, it's own power and that of [[Anti-Uctions]], its enemy transform [[Megatron]] into [[Galvatron]].
*[[Daniel J D'Arby]] has always tried to gamble into getitng some uctions...but has always failed.
*Was revealed to have a [[PENIS|penis]] for some strange reason.
*Was also revealed to be the alternative Vice President for [[The Yoshi Regime]].
*They might have killed off [[elmullet]].

==Chosen weilders of Uctions==
Only a few people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them:
*[[Mario]]
*[[Fat Mario]]
*[[Mr. X]]
*[[Tap Tap]]
*[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]]
*[[Megatron]]
*[[Q]]
*[[Tim Allen]] (only in his super form, Tim the Tool Man Taylor, and only when fighting dinosaurs with power tools)
*[[Shaq|Shaquille O'Neal]] (Temporarily lost them when he was in Kazaam; regained them when he won 4 NBA Finals Championships.)
*Jackie Chan
*[[Toad]] (He has been repoted to meet qualifications.it has also been rumored that he is being taught how to use uctions by fat mario.")
*[[Captain Falcon]] (Those who say otherwise will get [[Falcon Punch|FALCON PUANCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]])
*[[Travis Touchdown]] ([[Fuck|Fuck off]] if any of you motherfuckers think otherwise.)
*[[The Overture]] (This rank passes on to anyone who defeats/destroys him/her.)
*[[Lex Luthor]] (Those who say otherwise will be rebuked by him with a loud "WRONG!!!")

==Uctions as an energy unit==
Uctions can also be used to measure energy. Was invented by [[Robotnik]] together with [[Demoman]].
Uctions radiates Good Medicine and positive energy. [[Anti-Uctions]] radiate AIDS and other kinds of evil negative energy.

*[[Black Shadow|The Dark Reactor]]: The Confirmed Source of All Anti-Uctions.
*[[The Darkture]]: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions. This could be anyone.
*[[Ganon]]: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
*02: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
*[[Hitler]]: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
*[[Bowser]]: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
*[[AIDS|STD]] [[Cum|Dick Oil]] Treatment: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
*[[The Jonas Brothers]] Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
*[[Anti-Uctions|Action 52]] (both versions): Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
*[[Halo|Gaylo]]: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
*[[SEGA]]: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
*[[Smirking Bitch]] Infinate amount of Anti-Uctions.
*Super [[Mario]] Bros. 3: Infinite Amount of Anti-Uctions according to the AVGN.
*[[Melink]]: 999,999,999,999 Anti-Uctions. However, he wishes to keep the YTP Union together and stop the spread of Naruto fanism.
*[[Kooky|Ludwig von Koopa]]: -999,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
*[[Soulja Boy]]: -999,999,999,999 Uctions.
*[[Obama|Barack Obama]] -999,999,999,998 Uctions.
*[[Rod Blagojevich]] -999,999,999,998 Uctions.
*The rest of the Sonic the Hedgehog Series: -500,000,000,000 Uctions.
*[[FOTEP]]: -100,000,000 Uctions.
*[[Rick Roll]]: -1,000,001 Uctions.
*[[Roy Koopa|Roy]]: -600,000 Uctions.
*[[Mama Luigi]]: -99,999 Uctions.
*[[God Luigi]]: -95,000 Uctions.
*[[God Rabbit]]: -95,000 Uctions.
*[[Kootie Pie|Wendy O. Koopa]] -60,000 Uctions.
*[[Darth Vader]]: -9,000 Uctions.
*[[Big Cheese|Seymour]]: -8,500 Uctions.
*Kingdom Hearts: -3,000 Uctions.
*Super [[Mario]] All-stars: -2,000 Uctions.
*Microsoft's Xbox 360: -1,000 Uctions. (Mainly due to the Red Ring of Death issue. If nonexistant, it would be way huger than that.)
*[[Cheatsy]]: -900 Uctions.
*[[Oogtar]]: -650 Uctions.
*[[AIDS]]: -500 Uctions.
*Heartless: -100 Uctions.
*[[Dr Rabbit]]: -10 Uctions.
*[[Wario]]: -5 Uctions.
*[[Retard Luigi]]: -2 Uctions.
*[[Retard Mario]]: -1 Uction.
*[[Retard Luigi]]`s brain: 0 Uctions.
*[[Groudon457]]: How many [[you]] have -10.
*[[You]]: Random Amounts of Uctions.
*[[SchiavoneTheRichard]]: How many [[you]] have +2.
*[[Edd]]: 1 Uction.
*[[Morshu]]: 5 Uctions.
*[[Toad]]: 6 Uctions.
*Bobby Jack: 10 Uctions.
*[[Cum]]: 10 Uctions.
*[[Boobs]]: 30 Uctions.
*[[Gay Luigi]]: 50 Uctions.
*[[The Purple Pervert]]: 69 Uctions.
*One Heart: 100 Uctions.
*[[Tails]]: 200 Uctions.
*[[Knuckles]]: See Tails' Uctions.
*[[King Leonidas]]: 300 Uctions.
*Sony's [[Playstation 3]]: 599 Uctions. (Mainly due to Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of The Patriots, LittleBigPlanet, and [[Halo|Killzone2.]])
*[[Big Mouth|Morton Koopa Jr]] 750 Uctions.
*[[Wii]]: 800 Uctions.
*[[M. Bison]]: 1,000 Uctions.
*[[Richard Nixon]]: 1,000 Uctions. (Was more than that before the Watergate Scandel.)
*[[Link]]: 2,000 Uctions.
*[[Yoshi]]: 3,000 Uctions.
*[[Saiyan Link]]: 5,000 Uctions.
*[[Steely Phil]]: 5,000 Uctions.
*A [[Falcon Punch]]: 9,000 Uctions.
*[[Goku]]: [[Over 9000|Over 9,000]]! Uctions.
*[[Jackie Chan]] 15,000 Uctions.
*Super [[Sonic]]: 30,000 Uctions.
*Hyper [[Sonic]]: 60,000 Uctions.
*zallard1: 999,999 Uctions.
*[[Arnold Schwarzenegger]]: 1,000,000 Uctions.
*Shaq: 100,000,000,000 Uctions.
*[[Mega Man]]: 199,999,999,999 Uctions.
*[[Hip|Lemmy "Hip" Koopa]]: 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
*The Trans-Siberian Orchestra: 250,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
*[[Insane Clown Posse]]: 555,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
*[[Travis Touchdown]]: 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
*[[Hop|Iggy Koopa]]: 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 Uctions.
*[[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]]: Infinate Amount of Uctions
*[[Jesus Christ]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions.
*[[Led Zeppelin]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions. (At least, before the drummer [[die]]d and they broke up.)
*[[Captain Falcon]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions. ([[Yes]]! [[M. Bison|Yes]]!)
*[[Mario]] & [[Fat Mario]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions.
*The Squidward Fad: Infinite Amount of Uctions.
*[[The Overture]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions. This could be anyone.
*The Enclosed Uctions Apple: The Confirmed Source of All Known Uctions.

The Enclosed Uctions Apple can only be found in [[Jafar|the Cave of Uctions]].

[[Category:CD-i]]

[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]

Uctions

2009-06-20T17:21:56Z

KirbysPetCat:

[[image:UCTIONS.jpg|thumb|Mah Boi! Elmullet must be killed off on disk 1 just before disk 2!]]
[[image:Intro-15.jpg‎|thumb|UCTIONS!!!!]]
Uctions (also known as Energon) are a power supply of the universe. They are commonly using in assembling instruction books. Mario has a deep obsession with Uctions, claiming to own them entirely.

Uctions are also used to make [[Magic Drugs]].

== Trivia ==
*[[User:Idiotska|The Hairspray Queen]] and [[Robotnik]] claim to own their own uctions, but this was not proven so.
*[[Robotnik]] would have had nearly twice the amount of his current Uction possession unless [[Fat Mario]] had already claimed them his own during a competition of Beautiful Heads.
*Uctions is also a brand of bran flakes.
*When invoked, it's own power and that of [[Anti-Uctions]], its enemy transform [[Megatron]] into [[Galvatron]].
*[[Daniel J D'Arby]] has always tried to gamble into getitng some uctions...but has always failed.
*Was revealed to have a [[PENIS|penis]] for some strange reason.
*Was also revealed to be the alternative Vice President for [[The Yoshi Regime]].
*They might have killed off [[elmullet]].

==Chosen weilders of Uctions==
Only a few people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them:
*[[Mario]]
*[[Fat Mario]]
*[[Mr. X]]
*[[Tap Tap]]
*[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]]
*[[Megatron]]
*[[Q]]
*[[Tim Allen]] (only in his super form, Tim the Tool Man Taylor, and only when fighting dinosaurs with power tools)
*[[Shaq|Shaquille O'Neal]] (Temporarily lost them when he was in Kazaam; regained them when he won 4 NBA Finals Championships.)
*Jackie Chan
*[[Toad]] (He has been repoted to meet qualifications.it has also been rumored that he is being taught how to use uctions by fat mario.")
*[[Captain Falcon]] (Those who say otherwise will get [[Falcon Punch|FALCON PUANCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]])
*[[Travis Touchdown]] ([[Fuck|Fuck off]] if any of you motherfuckers think otherwise.)
*[[The Overture]] (This rank passes on to anyone who defeats/destroys him/her.)
*[[Lex Luthor]] (Those who say otherwise will be rebuked by him with a loud "WRONG!!!")

==Uctions as an energy unit==
Uctions can also be used to measure energy. Was invented by [[Robotnik]] together with [[Demoman]].
Uctions radiates Good Medicine and positive energy. [[Anti-Uctions]] radiate AIDS and other kinds of evil negative energy.

*[[Black Shadow|The Dark Reactor]]: The Confirmed Source of All Anti-Uctions.
*[[The Darkture]]: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions. This could be anyone.
*[[Ganon]]: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
*02 Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
*[[Hitler]]: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
*[[Bowser]]: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
*[[AIDS|STD]] [[Cum|Dick Oil]] Treatment: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
*[[The Jonas Brothers]] Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
*[[Anti-Uctions|Action 52]] (both versions): Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
*[[Halo|Gaylo]]: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
*[[SEGA]]: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
*[[Smirking Bitch]] Infinate amount of Anti-Uctions.
*Super [[Mario]] Bros. 3: Infinite Amount of Anti-Uctions according to the AVGN.
*[[Melink]]: 999,999,999,999 Anti-Uctions. However, he wishes to keep the YTP Union together and stop the spread of Naruto fanism.
*[[Kooky|Ludwig von Koopa]]: -999,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
*[[Soulja Boy]]: -999,999,999,999 Uctions.
*[[Obama|Barack Obama]] -999,999,999,998 Uctions.
*[[Rod Blagojevich]] -999,999,999,998 Uctions.
*The rest of the Sonic the Hedgehog Series: -500,000,000,000 Uctions.
*[[FOTEP]]: -100,000,000 Uctions.
*[[Rick Roll]]: -1,000,001 Uctions.
*[[Roy Koopa|Roy]]: -600,000 Uctions.
*[[Mama Luigi]]: -99,999 Uctions.
*[[God Luigi]]: -95,000 Uctions.
*[[God Rabbit]]: -95,000 Uctions.
*[[Kootie Pie|Wendy O. Koopa]] -60,000 Uctions.
*[[Darth Vader]]: -9,000 Uctions.
*[[Big Cheese|Seymour]]: -8,500 Uctions.
*Kingdom Hearts: -3,000 Uctions.
*Super [[Mario]] All-stars: -2,000 Uctions.
*Microsoft's Xbox 360: -1,000 Uctions. (Mainly due to the Red Ring of Death issue. If nonexistant, it would be way huger than that.)
*[[Cheatsy]]: -900 Uctions.
*[[Oogtar]]: -650 Uctions.
*[[AIDS]]: -500 Uctions.
*Heartless: -100 Uctions.
*[[Dr Rabbit]]: -10 Uctions.
*[[Wario]]: -5 Uctions.
*[[Retard Luigi]]: -2 Uctions.
*[[Retard Mario]]: -1 Uction.
*[[Retard Luigi]]`s brain: 0 Uctions.
*[[Groudon457]]: How many [[you]] have -10.
*[[You]]: Random Amounts of Uctions.
*[[SchiavoneTheRichard]]: How many [[you]] have +2.
*[[Edd]]: 1 Uction.
*[[Morshu]]: 5 Uctions.
*[[Toad]]: 6 Uctions.
*Bobby Jack: 10 Uctions.
*[[Cum]]: 10 Uctions.
*[[Boobs]]: 30 Uctions.
*[[Gay Luigi]]: 50 Uctions.
*[[The Purple Pervert]]: 69 Uctions.
*One Heart: 100 Uctions.
*[[Tails]]: 200 Uctions.
*[[Knuckles]]: See Tails' Uctions.
*[[King Leonidas]]: 300 Uctions.
*Sony's [[Playstation 3]]: 599 Uctions. (Mainly due to Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of The Patriots, LittleBigPlanet, and [[Halo|Killzone2.]])
*[[Big Mouth|Morton Koopa Jr]] 750 Uctions.
*[[Wii]]: 800 Uctions.
*[[M. Bison]]: 1,000 Uctions.
*[[Richard Nixon]]: 1,000 Uctions. (Was more than that before the Watergate Scandel.)
*[[Link]]: 2,000 Uctions.
*[[Yoshi]]: 3,000 Uctions.
*[[Saiyan Link]]: 5,000 Uctions.
*[[Steely Phil]]: 5,000 Uctions.
*A [[Falcon Punch]]: 9,000 Uctions.
*[[Goku]]: [[Over 9000|Over 9,000]]! Uctions.
*[[Jackie Chan]] 15,000 Uctions.
*Super [[Sonic]]: 30,000 Uctions.
*Hyper [[Sonic]]: 60,000 Uctions.
*zallard1: 999,999 Uctions.
*[[Arnold Schwarzenegger]]: 1,000,000 Uctions.
*Shaq: 100,000,000,000 Uctions.
*[[Mega Man]]: 199,999,999,999 Uctions.
*[[Hip|Lemmy "Hip" Koopa]]: 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
*The Trans-Siberian Orchestra: 250,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
*[[Insane Clown Posse]]: 555,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
*[[Travis Touchdown]]: 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
*[[Hop|Iggy Koopa]]: 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 Uctions.
*[[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]]: Infinate Amount of Uctions
*[[Jesus Christ]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions.
*[[Led Zeppelin]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions. (At least, before the drummer [[die]]d and they broke up.)
*[[Captain Falcon]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions. ([[Yes]]! [[M. Bison|Yes]]!)
*[[Mario]] & [[Fat Mario]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions.
*The Squidward Fad: Infinite Amount of Uctions.
*[[The Overture]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions. This could be anyone.
*The Enclosed Uctions Apple: The Confirmed Source of All Known Uctions.

The Enclosed Uctions Apple can only be found in [[Jafar|the Cave of Uctions]].

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Uctions

2009-06-20T13:53:36Z

KirbysPetCat:

[[image:UCTIONS.jpg|thumb|Mah Boi! Elmullet must be killed off on disk 1 just before disk 2!]]
[[image:Intro-15.jpg‎|thumb|UCTIONS!!!!]]
Uctions (also known as Energon) are a power supply of the universe. They are commonly using in assembling instruction books. Mario has a deep obsession with Uctions, claiming to own them entirely.

Uctions are also used to make [[Magic Drugs]].

== Trivia ==
*[[User:Idiotska|The Hairspray Queen]] and [[Robotnik]] claim to own their own uctions, but this was not proven so.
*[[Robotnik]] would have had nearly twice the amount of his current Uction possession unless [[Fat Mario]] had already claimed them his own during a competition of Beautiful Heads.
*Uctions is also a brand of bran flakes.
*When invoked, it's own power and that of [[Anti-Uctions]], its enemy transform [[Megatron]] into [[Galvatron]].
*[[Daniel J D'Arby]] has always tried to gamble into getitng some uctions...but has always failed.
*Was revealed to have a [[PENIS|penis]] for some strange reason.
*Was also revealed to be the alternative Vice President for [[The Yoshi Regime]].
*They might have killed off [[elmullet]].

==Chosen weilders of Uctions==
Only a few people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them:
*[[Mario]]
*[[Fat Mario]]
*[[Mr. X]]
*[[Tap Tap]]
*[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]]
*[[Megatron]]
*[[Q]]
*[[Tim Allen]] (only in his super form, Tim the Tool Man Taylor, and only when fighting dinosaurs with power tools)
*[[Shaq|Shaquille O'Neal]] (Temporarily lost them when he was in Kazaam; regained them when he won 4 NBA Finals Championships.)
*Jackie Chan
*[[Toad]] (He has been repoted to meet qualifications.it has also been rumored that he is being taught how to use uctions by fat mario.")
*[[Captain Falcon]] (Those who say otherwise will get [[Falcon Punch|FALCON PUANCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]])
*[[Travis Touchdown]] ([[Fuck|Fuck off]] if any of you motherfuckers think otherwise.)
*[[The Overture]] (This rank passes on to anyone who defeats/destroys him/her.)
*[[Lex Luthor]] (Those who say otherwise will be rebuked by him with a loud "WRONG!!!")

==Uctions as an energy unit==
Uctions can also be used to measure energy. Was invented by [[Robotnik]] together with [[Demoman]].
Uctions radiates Good Medicine and positive energy. [[Anti-Uctions]] radiate AIDS and other kinds of evil negative energy.

*[[Black Shadow|The Dark Reactor]]: The Confirmed Source of All Anti-Uctions.
*[[The Darkture]]: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions. This could be anyone.
*[[Ganon]]: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
*[[Hitler]]: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
*[[Bowser]]: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
*[[AIDS|STD]] [[Cum|Dick Oil]] Treatment: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
*[[The Jonas Brothers]] Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
*[[Anti-Uctions|Action 52]] (both versions): Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
*[[Halo|Gaylo]]: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
*[[SEGA]]: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
*[[Smirking Bitch]] Infinate amount of Anti-Uctions.
*[[Melink]]: 999,999,999,999 Anti-Uctions. However, he wishes to keep the YTP Union together and stop the spread of Naruto fanism.
*[[Kooky|Ludwig von Koopa]]: -999,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
*[[Soulja Boy]]: -999,999,999,999 Uctions.
*[[Obama|Barack Obama]] -999,999,999,998 Uctions.
*[[Rod Blagojevich]] -999,999,999,998 Uctions.
*The rest of the Sonic the Hedgehog Series: -500,000,000,000 Uctions.
*[[FOTEP]]: -100,000,000 Uctions.
*[[Rick Roll]]: -1,000,001 Uctions.
*[[Roy Koopa|Roy]]: -600,000 Uctions.
*[[Mama Luigi]]: -99,999 Uctions.
*[[God Luigi]]: -95,000 Uctions.
*[[God Rabbit]]: -95,000 Uctions.
*[[Kootie Pie|Wendy O. Koopa]] -60,000 Uctions.
*[[Darth Vader]]: -9,000 Uctions.
*[[Big Cheese|Seymour]]: -8,500 Uctions.
*Kingdom Hearts: -3,000 Uctions.
*Super [[Mario]] All-stars: -2,000 Uctions.
*Microsoft's Xbox 360: -1,000 Uctions. (Mainly due to the Red Ring of Death issue. If nonexistant, it would be way huger than that.)
*[[Cheatsy]]: -900 Uctions.
*[[Oogtar]]: -650 Uctions.
*[[AIDS]]: -500 Uctions.
*Heartless: -100 Uctions.
*[[Dr Rabbit]]: -10 Uctions.
*[[Wario]]: -5 Uctions.
*[[Retard Luigi]]: -2 Uctions.
*[[Retard Mario]]: -1 Uction.
*[[Retard Luigi]]`s brain: 0 Uctions.
*[[Groudon457]]: How many [[you]] have -10.
*[[You]]: Random Amounts of Uctions.
*[[SchiavoneTheRichard]]: How many [[you]] have +2.
*[[Edd]]: 1 Uction.
*[[Morshu]]: 5 Uctions.
*[[Toad]]: 6 Uctions.
*Bobby Jack: 10 Uctions.
*[[Cum]]: 10 Uctions.
*[[Boobs]]: 30 Uctions.
*[[Gay Luigi]]: 50 Uctions.
*[[The Purple Pervert]]: 69 Uctions.
*One Heart: 100 Uctions.
*[[Tails]]: 200 Uctions.
*[[Knuckles]]: See Tails' Uctions.
*[[King Leonidas]]: 300 Uctions.
*Sony's [[Playstation 3]]: 599 Uctions. (Mainly due to Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of The Patriots, LittleBigPlanet, and [[Halo|Killzone2.]])
*[[Big Mouth|Morton Koopa Jr]] 750 Uctions.
*[[Wii]]: 800 Uctions.
*[[M. Bison]]: 1,000 Uctions.
*[[Richard Nixon]]: 1,000 Uctions. (Was more than that before the Watergate Scandel.)
*[[Link]]: 2,000 Uctions.
*[[Yoshi]]: 3,000 Uctions.
*[[Saiyan Link]]: 5,000 Uctions.
*[[Steely Phil]]: 5,000 Uctions.
*A [[Falcon Punch]]: 9,000 Uctions.
*[[Goku]]: [[Over 9000|Over 9,000]]! Uctions.
*[[Jackie Chan]] 15,000 Uctions.
*Super [[Sonic]]: 30,000 Uctions.
*Hyper [[Sonic]]: 60,000 Uctions.
*zallard1: 999,999 Uctions.
*[[Arnold Schwarzenegger]]: 1,000,000 Uctions.
*Shaq: 100,000,000,000 Uctions.
*[[Mega Man]]: 199,999,999,999 Uctions.
*[[Hip|Lemmy "Hip" Koopa]]: 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
*The Trans-Siberian Orchestra: 250,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
*[[Insane Clown Posse]]: 555,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
*[[Travis Touchdown]]: 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
*[[Hop|Iggy Koopa]]: 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 Uctions.
*[[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]]: Infinate Amount of Uctions
*[[Jesus Christ]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions.
*[[Led Zeppelin]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions. (At least, before the drummer [[die]]d and they broke up.)
*[[Captain Falcon]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions. ([[Yes]]! [[M. Bison|Yes]]!)
*[[Mario]] & [[Fat Mario]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions.
*Super [[Mario]] Bros. 3: Infinite Amount of Uctions.
*The Squidward Fad: Infinite Amount of Uctions.
*[[The Overture]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions. This could be anyone.
*The Enclosed Uctions Apple: The Confirmed Source of All Known Uctions.

The Enclosed Uctions Apple can only be found in [[Jafar|the Cave of Uctions]].

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