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Kingtom

2011-04-28T10:16:19Z

Kingjames777:

{{pooper}}
{{pooperbox
|image=Next.jpg
|name=kingtom
|1stmade=[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JfkHl4nNbo Robotnik's Burning Boogie]
|sources= [[Judas Priest]], [[Hotel Mario]], [[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[Deep Purple]], concert footage from rock bands
|methods=[[Ear Rape]], [[Stutter Loop]], [[Sentence Mixing]], [[NewTube Poop]], [[Pan/Crop]]
|tech=[[Sony Vegas]]
|sex=Male
|nationality=USA
}}
Kingtom is a YouTube Pooper from California. Originally a fan of DINNER-spaghetti poops, KT got into more elaborate poops such as those from the likes of [[MustangSally72]], [[MrRoboto113]], and [[MSTRadock|Rad Rock]] (not to say he's an elitist, as he also enjoys CD-i sentence mixers from [[Quibbyjibby]] and [[SwishFilmsinc]]). He is friends with fellow [[Deep Purple]] enthusiast [[MRINSTRUCTIONBOOK]] and sometimes talks to [[McMaNGOS|Mick Mangles]] on Facebook, not like it matters. He considers [[madanonymous]] to be the greatest Pooper of all-time.

=Biography=
KT started watching poops at the end of 2007, mainly [[Spadinner|DINNER-spaghetti]] poops as they were most prevalent at the time. The first poop he ever saw was an MS Paint Poop with [[Dr. Robotnik]] involving sentence-bleeping and terrible paint-jobs. Naturally, he was turned off by it. What was his saving-grace was the Poop classic [[What is Spaghetti?]] which immediately hooked him on to YTPs to this very day.

For the most part, KT never wanted to make poops, as he didn't have the patience (and still doesn't). After watching several CD-i sentence mixers and a few Ear Rapers, KT attempted to make his first YTP on [[Windows Movie Maker]] with only sound clips and GIFs (terrible idea, of course). After he watched the video, and it sucked, he decided just to be a Poop watcher, so he gave up for about three years.

{{vid|TV8dxKWGBas}}
On August 30, 2010, KT created his first true YTP called "Robotnik's Burning Boogie," a mediocre Poop that just involves clip-splicing of Dr. Robotnik playing the organ and [[Scratch]] and [[Grounder]] dancing over Jon Lord's keyboard solo in the Deep Purple song "Burn" ([[Ear Rape|With a little surprise at the end!]]). A day later, he created another Poop using more Deep Purple footage and [[Ear Rape|even more, louder surprises]] and a genuine attempt at sentence-mixing. It was then he decided that his main source to use would be that of concert footage from rock bands.

{{vid|bQGkMUir0CY}}

=Influences=
*[[MSTRadock|Rad Rock]]
*[[MRINSTRUCTIONBOOK]]
*[[cs188]]
*[[JakeSteel]]
*[[MustangSally72]]

Kingtom

2011-04-27T09:42:37Z

Kingjames777:

{{pooper}}
{{pooperbox
|image=Next.jpg
|name=kingtom
|1stmade=[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JfkHl4nNbo Robotnik's Burning Boogie]
|sources= [[Judas Priest]], [[Hotel Mario]], [[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[Deep Purple]], concert footage from rock bands
|methods=[[Ear Rape]], [[Stutter Loop]], [[Sentence Mixing]], [[NewTube Poop]], [[Pan/Crop]]
|tech=[[Sony Vegas]]
|sex=Male
|nationality=USA
}}
Kingtom is a YouTube Pooper from California. Originally a fan of DINNER-spaghetti poops, KT got into more elaborate poops such as those from the likes of [[MustangSally72]], [[MrRoboto113]], and [[MSTRadock|Rad Rock]] (not to say he's an elitist, as he also enjoys CD-i sentence mixers from [[Quibbyjibby]] and [[SwishFilmsinc]]). He is friends with fellow [[Deep Purple]] enthusiast [[MRINSTRUCTIONBOOK]] and sometimes talks to [[McMaNGOS|Mick Mangles]] on Facebook, not like it matters. He considers [[madanonymous]] to be the greatest Pooper of all-time.

=Biography=
KT started watching poops at the end of 2007, mainly [[Spadinner|DINNER-spaghetti]] poops as they were most prevalent at the time. The first poop he ever saw was an MS Paint Poop with [[Dr. Robotnik]] involving sentence-bleeping and terrible paint-jobs. Naturally, he was turned off by it. What was his saving-grace was the Poop classic [[What is Spaghetti?]] which immediately hooked him on to YTPs to this very day.

For the most part, KT never wanted to make poops, as he didn't have the patience (and still doesn't). After watching several CD-i sentence mixers and a few Ear Rapers, KT attempted to make his first YTP on [[Windows Movie Maker]] with only sound clips and GIFs (terrible idea, of course). After he watched the video, and it sucked, he decided just to be a Poop watcher, so he gave up for about three years.

{{vid|7si7xgQXyV0}}
On August 30, 2010, KT created his first true YTP called "Robotnik's Burning Boogie," a mediocre Poop that just involves clip-splicing of Dr. Robotnik playing the organ and [[Scratch]] and [[Grounder]] dancing over Jon Lord's keyboard solo in the Deep Purple song "Burn" ([[Ear Rape|With a little surprise at the end!]]). A day later, he created another Poop using more Deep Purple footage and [[Ear Rape|even more, louder surprises]] and a genuine attempt at sentence-mixing. It was then he decided that his main source to use would be that of concert footage from rock bands.

{{vid|bQGkMUir0CY}}

One Month Later

2009-12-05T09:06:40Z

Kingjames777: Undo revision 64743 by Special:Contributions/Kingjames777 (User talk:Kingjames777)

[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]
[[Category:CD-i]]

[[Image:OneMonthLater.PNG‎|thumb|right|320px|A whole month gone and still no word]]
[[Image:LaterStill.PNG|thumb|right|320px|It just wasen't [[enough]].]]

Two interludes that appear in the first cutscene in [[Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]] are quite often used in poop to indicate a long time passing while something happens - usually some action repeated over and over is broken up with ONE MONTH LATER and sometimes LATER STILL to indicate the character has been repeating the action for a month solid. Most of the time the character will continue repeating the action after the interlude, but some poops have something occurring after the passage of time.

They are considered overused by many poopers and are thought of as tiresome unless used in an original or clever manner.

==One Month Later==
'''One Month Later''' is the first short interlude. After the [[King of Hyrule]] declares he's going to Gamelon to aid [[Duke Onkled]], he gets into a discussion with [[Link]] about what's for dinner. This leads into the small interlude itself - a whirlpool-like transition into a blue screen with the red words "ONE MONTH LATER", which turn to powder and float away.

==Later Still==
A similar interlude that happens shortly after when [[Zelda]] sends [[Link]] to Gamelon who couldn't wait to bomb some dodongos.
This transition is an explosion and the words read '''Later Still'''.

One Month Later

2009-12-05T09:04:57Z

Kingjames777:

[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]
[[Category:CD-i]]

[[Image:Munflater.gif‎|thumb|right|320px|A whole month gone and still no word]]
[[Image:LaterStill.PNG|thumb|right|320px|It just wasen't [[enough]].]]

Two interludes that appear in the first cutscene in [[Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]] are quite often used in poop to indicate a long time passing while something happens - usually some action repeated over and over is broken up with ONE MONTH LATER and sometimes LATER STILL to indicate the character has been repeating the action for a month solid. Most of the time the character will continue repeating the action after the interlude, but some poops have something occurring after the passage of time.

They are considered overused by many poopers and are thought of as tiresome unless used in an original or clever manner.

==One Month Later==
'''One Month Later''' is the first short interlude. After the [[King of Hyrule]] declares he's going to Gamelon to aid [[Duke Onkled]], he gets into a discussion with [[Link]] about what's for dinner. This leads into the small interlude itself - a whirlpool-like transition into a blue screen with the red words "ONE MONTH LATER", which turn to powder and float away.

==Later Still==
A similar interlude that happens shortly after when [[Zelda]] sends [[Link]] to Gamelon who couldn't wait to bomb some dodongos.
This transition is an explosion and the words read '''Later Still'''.

File:Munflater.gif

2009-12-05T09:02:55Z

Kingjames777: The poorly-animated transition in all its glory.

The poorly-animated transition in all its glory.

Tourettes Guy

2009-12-05T02:45:44Z

Kingjames777: /* Web */

{{char}}
[[image:N501950871 112053 6473.jpg|thumb|right|His profile image!]]
Tourettes Guy (AKA: Danny) was a tourette online guy. *SNIFF SNIFF* Rest in piece. (1964-2007) UPDATE! He's still alive and posted a fake story to avoid a lawsuit from a tourettes support group. PIIIIIIISS!

==When he was born==
He was born in 1964 giving vomiting to cum by [[Mama Luigi]], [[Froggo]], [[Jimmy Neutron]], [[Timmy Turner]], [[Dr Rabbit]], [[Link]], [[Robotnik]] & [[George the Volcano]]. Then, all of the sudden... "OH SHIT!" He was born to vomit and have tourettes syndrome.

==Media==
Well...

==Poopers==
===People Who Used It===

*[[Temeku]]
*[[DreamToNightmare]] (Audio)
*[[Jamesdeth]]

===Often===
===Sometimes===

*[[Temeku]]

==Trivia==
*His lead a pretty miserable life he has tourettes, he gets angry easily, he has a ex wife who is a bitch who randomly visits and puts him in misery just because he can't help what he says to her and he died.

==Dislikes==
*[[Bob Saget]]

==Disliked by==
*[[Lex Luthor]]

==Aids?==

[[No|There are no great uses of Tourettes Guy in poop but as with all good things he has not been used as carefully as he could have been. He was ultimately decreed as too offensive and was taken out forever.]]

==Web==
http://www.tourettesguy.com/ - His old site, which is [[Smirking Bitch|now permanantly down]]. It thankfully doesn't have the [[Smirking Bitch]].

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zAiT-KE3-k - He's still alive! SEE?

==Quotes==
*"SHIT!"
*"FUCK!"
*"HOLY SHIT!"
*"HOLY FUCK!"
*"BUTT FUCK!"
*"WHO'S THAT FAGGOT WITH THE TUBA?"
*"I'D KILL MYSELF TOO IF MY LAST NAME WAS....COMBS!"
*"THAT JUST MEANS SHE LIKES WHAT I LIKE."
*"THAT'S MY ASS!"
*"ASS!"
*"FUCK YOU KID, YOU'RE A DICK!"
*"YOU'RE A FAGGOT!"
*"SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! WHAT'S ALL THAT DAMN NOISE?!"
*"IT SOUNDS LIKE CHEWBACCA TAKING A SHIT!"
*"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
*"THAT'S NOT MICKEY MOUSE, THAT'S JUST TIT DIRT!"
*"HE'S A LONG LEGGED, PISSED OFF PUERTO RICAN!"
*"OUT OF MY WAY, BITCH!"
*"I'LL SHOVE A CAN OF PRINGLES UP THAT PREACHER'S ASS, AND BE HAPPY TO TELL HIM ABOUT IT."
*"THERE'S LADIES EVERYWHERE, YOU DUMBASS."
*"BITCH! BIIIIIIIITCH!"
*"SHE'S A BITCH. I CALLED HER A BITCH RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER TITS!"
*"I HAVE TO LIVE IN THIS HELLHOLE! ALL YOU EVER DO IS STAY AT HOME AND PLAY WITH YOUR TITS AND LOOK AT YOUR ASS AT THE SAME TIME!"
*"BITCH!......I LOVE YOU."
*"WAIT A MINUTE, YOU DICK!"
*"SHIRLEENA? OH, SHIT!"
*"FUCK SALT!"
*"MAN, THESE FISHSTICKS ARE AS HARD AS TITS!"
*"FUCK YOU!"
*"BOB SAGET!"
*"AH, BOB SAGET!"
*"OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! I SAID BACON AND EGGS!"
*"I BOUGHT YOUR TOOTHPASTE, THE ONE WITH TARTAR CONTROL. AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!"
*"UH HUH.....UH HUH.......ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!"
*"FUUUUUUUCK!"
*"ASSHOLE!"
*"YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS!"
*"WHERE'S MY FUCKING GLASSES?"
*"HE'S PROBABLY GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS!"
*"I WOULDN'T FUCK HER WITH MY OWN ASS!"
*"WHERE'S THE PAPER TOWELS?!"
*"MOTHERFUCKER, YOU HIT ME IN THE DICK!"
*"YOU'RE LUCKY IT WASN'T HARD!........I MEAN THIS THING, NOT MY DICK!"
*"SHE HAS NICE ASS. I'D LIKE TO TIT FUCK HER ASS!"
*"DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!"
*"SUCK MY DICK! OR COCK!"
*"I WANT YOU TO TRY TO WALK A MILE IN MY SHIT!"
*"I DIDN'T TALK TO NOBODY YESTERDAY. I WAS IN THE CAR TAKING A SHIT!"
*"PPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*"WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER, PISSED IN THE SEAT, AND HID THE KEYS?"

[[Category: Dead]]
[[Category:Fat Characters]]
[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]]
[[Category:Real People]]

Tourettes Guy

2009-12-05T02:44:56Z

Kingjames777: /* Web */

{{char}}
[[image:N501950871 112053 6473.jpg|thumb|right|His profile image!]]
Tourettes Guy (AKA: Danny) was a tourette online guy. *SNIFF SNIFF* Rest in piece. (1964-2007) UPDATE! He's still alive and posted a fake story to avoid a lawsuit from a tourettes support group. PIIIIIIISS!

==When he was born==
He was born in 1964 giving vomiting to cum by [[Mama Luigi]], [[Froggo]], [[Jimmy Neutron]], [[Timmy Turner]], [[Dr Rabbit]], [[Link]], [[Robotnik]] & [[George the Volcano]]. Then, all of the sudden... "OH SHIT!" He was born to vomit and have tourettes syndrome.

==Media==
Well...

==Poopers==
===People Who Used It===

*[[Temeku]]
*[[DreamToNightmare]] (Audio)
*[[Jamesdeth]]

===Often===
===Sometimes===

*[[Temeku]]

==Trivia==
*His lead a pretty miserable life he has tourettes, he gets angry easily, he has a ex wife who is a bitch who randomly visits and puts him in misery just because he can't help what he says to her and he died.

==Dislikes==
*[[Bob Saget]]

==Disliked by==
*[[Lex Luthor]]

==Aids?==

[[No|There are no great uses of Tourettes Guy in poop but as with all good things he has not been used as carefully as he could have been. He was ultimately decreed as too offensive and was taken out forever.]]

==Web==
http://www.tourettesguy.com/ - His old site, which is [[Smirking Bitch|now permanantly down]]. It thankfully doesn't have the [[Smirking Bitch]].
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zAiT-KE3-k - He's still alive! SEE?

==Quotes==
*"SHIT!"
*"FUCK!"
*"HOLY SHIT!"
*"HOLY FUCK!"
*"BUTT FUCK!"
*"WHO'S THAT FAGGOT WITH THE TUBA?"
*"I'D KILL MYSELF TOO IF MY LAST NAME WAS....COMBS!"
*"THAT JUST MEANS SHE LIKES WHAT I LIKE."
*"THAT'S MY ASS!"
*"ASS!"
*"FUCK YOU KID, YOU'RE A DICK!"
*"YOU'RE A FAGGOT!"
*"SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! WHAT'S ALL THAT DAMN NOISE?!"
*"IT SOUNDS LIKE CHEWBACCA TAKING A SHIT!"
*"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
*"THAT'S NOT MICKEY MOUSE, THAT'S JUST TIT DIRT!"
*"HE'S A LONG LEGGED, PISSED OFF PUERTO RICAN!"
*"OUT OF MY WAY, BITCH!"
*"I'LL SHOVE A CAN OF PRINGLES UP THAT PREACHER'S ASS, AND BE HAPPY TO TELL HIM ABOUT IT."
*"THERE'S LADIES EVERYWHERE, YOU DUMBASS."
*"BITCH! BIIIIIIIITCH!"
*"SHE'S A BITCH. I CALLED HER A BITCH RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER TITS!"
*"I HAVE TO LIVE IN THIS HELLHOLE! ALL YOU EVER DO IS STAY AT HOME AND PLAY WITH YOUR TITS AND LOOK AT YOUR ASS AT THE SAME TIME!"
*"BITCH!......I LOVE YOU."
*"WAIT A MINUTE, YOU DICK!"
*"SHIRLEENA? OH, SHIT!"
*"FUCK SALT!"
*"MAN, THESE FISHSTICKS ARE AS HARD AS TITS!"
*"FUCK YOU!"
*"BOB SAGET!"
*"AH, BOB SAGET!"
*"OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! I SAID BACON AND EGGS!"
*"I BOUGHT YOUR TOOTHPASTE, THE ONE WITH TARTAR CONTROL. AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!"
*"UH HUH.....UH HUH.......ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!"
*"FUUUUUUUCK!"
*"ASSHOLE!"
*"YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS!"
*"WHERE'S MY FUCKING GLASSES?"
*"HE'S PROBABLY GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS!"
*"I WOULDN'T FUCK HER WITH MY OWN ASS!"
*"WHERE'S THE PAPER TOWELS?!"
*"MOTHERFUCKER, YOU HIT ME IN THE DICK!"
*"YOU'RE LUCKY IT WASN'T HARD!........I MEAN THIS THING, NOT MY DICK!"
*"SHE HAS NICE ASS. I'D LIKE TO TIT FUCK HER ASS!"
*"DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!"
*"SUCK MY DICK! OR COCK!"
*"I WANT YOU TO TRY TO WALK A MILE IN MY SHIT!"
*"I DIDN'T TALK TO NOBODY YESTERDAY. I WAS IN THE CAR TAKING A SHIT!"
*"PPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*"WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER, PISSED IN THE SEAT, AND HID THE KEYS?"

[[Category: Dead]]
[[Category:Fat Characters]]
[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]]
[[Category:Real People]]

Tourettes Guy

2009-12-05T02:40:59Z

Kingjames777:

{{char}}
[[image:N501950871 112053 6473.jpg|thumb|right|His profile image!]]
Tourettes Guy (AKA: Danny) was a tourette online guy. *SNIFF SNIFF* Rest in piece. (1964-2007) UPDATE! He's still alive and posted a fake story to avoid a lawsuit from a tourettes support group. PIIIIIIISS!

==When he was born==
He was born in 1964 giving vomiting to cum by [[Mama Luigi]], [[Froggo]], [[Jimmy Neutron]], [[Timmy Turner]], [[Dr Rabbit]], [[Link]], [[Robotnik]] & [[George the Volcano]]. Then, all of the sudden... "OH SHIT!" He was born to vomit and have tourettes syndrome.

==Media==
Well...

==Poopers==
===People Who Used It===

*[[Temeku]]
*[[DreamToNightmare]] (Audio)
*[[Jamesdeth]]

===Often===
===Sometimes===

*[[Temeku]]

==Trivia==
*His lead a pretty miserable life he has tourettes, he gets angry easily, he has a ex wife who is a bitch who randomly visits and puts him in misery just because he can't help what he says to her and he died.

==Dislikes==
*[[Bob Saget]]

==Disliked by==
*[[Lex Luthor]]

==Aids?==

[[No|There are no great uses of Tourettes Guy in poop but as with all good things he has not been used as carefully as he could have been. He was ultimately decreed as too offensive and was taken out forever.]]

==Web==
http://www.tourettesguy.com/ - His old site, which is [[Smirking Bitch|now permanantly down]]. It thankfully doesn't have the [[Smirking Bitch]].

==Quotes==
*"SHIT!"
*"FUCK!"
*"HOLY SHIT!"
*"HOLY FUCK!"
*"BUTT FUCK!"
*"WHO'S THAT FAGGOT WITH THE TUBA?"
*"I'D KILL MYSELF TOO IF MY LAST NAME WAS....COMBS!"
*"THAT JUST MEANS SHE LIKES WHAT I LIKE."
*"THAT'S MY ASS!"
*"ASS!"
*"FUCK YOU KID, YOU'RE A DICK!"
*"YOU'RE A FAGGOT!"
*"SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! WHAT'S ALL THAT DAMN NOISE?!"
*"IT SOUNDS LIKE CHEWBACCA TAKING A SHIT!"
*"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
*"THAT'S NOT MICKEY MOUSE, THAT'S JUST TIT DIRT!"
*"HE'S A LONG LEGGED, PISSED OFF PUERTO RICAN!"
*"OUT OF MY WAY, BITCH!"
*"I'LL SHOVE A CAN OF PRINGLES UP THAT PREACHER'S ASS, AND BE HAPPY TO TELL HIM ABOUT IT."
*"THERE'S LADIES EVERYWHERE, YOU DUMBASS."
*"BITCH! BIIIIIIIITCH!"
*"SHE'S A BITCH. I CALLED HER A BITCH RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER TITS!"
*"I HAVE TO LIVE IN THIS HELLHOLE! ALL YOU EVER DO IS STAY AT HOME AND PLAY WITH YOUR TITS AND LOOK AT YOUR ASS AT THE SAME TIME!"
*"BITCH!......I LOVE YOU."
*"WAIT A MINUTE, YOU DICK!"
*"SHIRLEENA? OH, SHIT!"
*"FUCK SALT!"
*"MAN, THESE FISHSTICKS ARE AS HARD AS TITS!"
*"FUCK YOU!"
*"BOB SAGET!"
*"AH, BOB SAGET!"
*"OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! I SAID BACON AND EGGS!"
*"I BOUGHT YOUR TOOTHPASTE, THE ONE WITH TARTAR CONTROL. AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!"
*"UH HUH.....UH HUH.......ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!"
*"FUUUUUUUCK!"
*"ASSHOLE!"
*"YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS!"
*"WHERE'S MY FUCKING GLASSES?"
*"HE'S PROBABLY GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS!"
*"I WOULDN'T FUCK HER WITH MY OWN ASS!"
*"WHERE'S THE PAPER TOWELS?!"
*"MOTHERFUCKER, YOU HIT ME IN THE DICK!"
*"YOU'RE LUCKY IT WASN'T HARD!........I MEAN THIS THING, NOT MY DICK!"
*"SHE HAS NICE ASS. I'D LIKE TO TIT FUCK HER ASS!"
*"DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!"
*"SUCK MY DICK! OR COCK!"
*"I WANT YOU TO TRY TO WALK A MILE IN MY SHIT!"
*"I DIDN'T TALK TO NOBODY YESTERDAY. I WAS IN THE CAR TAKING A SHIT!"
*"PPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*"WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER, PISSED IN THE SEAT, AND HID THE KEYS?"

[[Category: Dead]]
[[Category:Fat Characters]]
[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]]
[[Category:Real People]]

File:MahBois.png

2009-11-11T05:40:26Z

Kingjames777: A parody of the TBS comedy "My Boys."

A parody of the TBS comedy "My Boys."

Billy Mays

2009-10-29T06:22:22Z

Kingjames777: /* Quotes */

{{char}}

[[image:OnTheBall.JPG|thumb|Billy Mays, as he appeared in a rare bomb threat video.]]

Billy Mays was a TV salesman who promoted various products. While his Poop appearances have been seldom in the past, sightings have been reported more often recently.

==About==
On the surface, Billy Mays appeared to be an average TV salesman promoting a detergent product. However, he was a deranged bomber with a particular knack for detonating washing machines, by using a strange, blue orb collectively nicknamed "The Ball". This item was later revealed to be the pinball from Sonic Pinball Party, which was imbued with a cursed power after a Japanese child beat Sonic at his own GBA game.

He was one of the sworn enemies of [[Mama Luigi]], issued by The Colonel to capture Mama Luigi [[Dead or Alive|dead or alive]]. Apparently, he enjoyed toying with Mama Luigi by detonating washing machines rapidly in succession. He was last seen recently promoting a special hamburger cooking thing that allows you to cook five hamburgers at once.

He was also the fourth loudest character in all of Youtube Poop, next to [[George the Volcano]], [[Haruhi Suzumiya]] and [[Tidyup]]. He was ahead of [[Binky The Clown]] though.
[[Image:DefaultCAXA2XJ9.jpg|thumb|right|Billy Mays in a photo with [[Captain Falcon]] ''juuuuust'' right before his [[die|death]] occured.]]
Billy Mays was found dead in his home on Sunday, June 28, 2009. May he rest in peace. May we also use the products Billy Mays sold us with for his honor.

== Quotes ==
*HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH *insert product here*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Now, watch [[300]]!
*Call right now, and I'll TRIPLE THE OFFER and send you six sticks of Suicide Putty, so you can [[Die|kill]] yourself six times!!!!!!!
*BILLY MAYS IS SCORING WITH YOUR MOM!!!!!!!
*So kill yourself right now.
*IT HAS THE STRENGTH TO WITHSTAND BILLY MAYS STORM-FORCE SHIT! AMAZING!
*We'll send you the Handy Toilet, so you don't have to shit in your tackle box.
*[[You|You]] have nothing to lose, but everything to gain.
*Zorbeez attracts water like Vince attacks hookers.
*WHY AM I SHOUTING?!?!?!?!? (To think that that's what we all wonder about.)
*Watch your family attack ME!!!
*I give it 47 million thumbs up!!!
*Finally, suicide you can actually afford!
*You can hang yourself on a shower door!
*Call right now, and I'll TRIPLE THE OFFER and send you six sticks of suicide putty and send you 160 Suicide Hooks so you can kill yourself and you can hang yourself 166 times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*You can kill your hooker mom with your Suicide Putty!!!
*But you gotta hang yourself on a shower door to get Billy Mays' offer!
*Ordinary burgers taste like SHIT ON A BUN!!!!!
*I know what you're thinking. You love Billy Mays! You love Billy Mays as much as your children! You love Billy Mays MORE THAN LIFE! Whatever your situation, nothing is more important than BILLY MAYS!
*You shut your whore mouth when Billy Mays is talking!!!
*Why pay lower insurance rates, when you could pay a fortune to Billy Mays! And look! It's like the money was never there.
*[[No]] more squishin' & squashin', or flippin' & floppin'!!!
*Just pee in the closet with confidence!
*We'll send you the world's most powerful weed!
*[[Obama|MR. PRESIDENT, MR. PRESIDENT,]] I HAVE A QUESTION!!!
*Are [[you]] fed up with looking like the most clueless asshole in the world?!
*Try Suicide Putty!
*No, you bitch, the Billy Mays Switch!
*Fuck You Bitch!
*Uh-oh! That will leave a mark!
*Simply knead to activate, apply, and [[die]].
*And this hammer, is not real!
*YOU DON'T NEED A DAMN CAR!
*IF YOU'RE NOT COMPLETELY SATISFIED, BILLY MAYS WILL ATTACK YOUR CAR!!!
*Talk about shock absorbency! I'm gonna run over Anthony Sullivan WITH THIS FULLY LOADED, 80,000 POUND TRACTOR TRAILER!!

== Trivia ==
{{vid|mTUtnFCRzK8}}
*Always yells out "HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH..." on every single commercial he's in.
*Likes to shout in his TV commercials.
*Once appeared in a Bomberman game as that guy who drops blue [[Bomb]]s.
*Was supposed to get his own video game called "Oxy-Cleanman," which was cancelled after a washing machine mysteriously exploded inside the "DEVELOPMENT ROOM."
*Was also supposed to have filmed Taco Bell infomercial-style commercials this month, which was canceled after he [[die|died]]. [[I]] [[no]]t joking on that one.
*Often emphasizes to viewers that The Ball can cause combustion with EITHER POWDER, OR LIQUID detergent.
*Is capable of getting a quickie with your mom while you choke on his other inventions, like Suicide Putty.
*Once fell inside a tub by accident in one of his Oxi-Clean commercials.
*He is also sworn enemies with [[Vince Offer]], the ShamWow guy, as well as [[Sam Pak]], the Appliance Direct guy.
*His beard is better than that of Chuck Norris. <font color=white>It's even better than Al Borland's.</font>
{{VidCaption|kPh9jO3xu4w|Now you can throw away Kaboom and scrub your toilet again!}}
*Has moved on from cleaning products, and is now seen with cooking products, now with 25% more cleaning subliminal messages.
*He was the Door to Door Salesman in [[Pee-Wee Herman|Pee-Wee's Playhouse.]]
*Someone once threw a hammer at his head during the filming of a commercial. The commercial was never aired.
*Once had questions for [[Barack Obama]] and he even advertised in front of him.
*Has dissed [[Vince Offer]] badly by saying that ''"Sham-Wow"'' ripped off his ''"Zorbeez"'', which was on the market two years ago, as well as Vince's ''"Slap Chop"'' ripped off his ''"Quick Chop"''. He also called his Slap Chop the Crap Chop, denied Vince's apology that Billy got on the Internet, said that he broke the special code, and rapped that "he ain't the Beastie Boys or Run-DMC, he's Billy Mays and he's going to knock you down to your knees".
*Was rumored to be a [[Magic Drugs|cocaine]] addict before his [[Die|death.]]

==Death==
[[Image:VinceNote.jpg|thumb|[[Death Note|EXACTLY AS PLANNED]].]]
Billy Mays was pronounced dead in the [[MORNIN'|morning]] of June 28, 2009. The cause of death has not yet been found, although some reports indicate that he was found with Suicide Putty. Again this may be due to [[Pickle Surprise]]. [[Money|Capitalists]] throughout the Youtube Poop World mourned the loss of this symbol of modern capitalism (I remember now. TELEVISION!). President [[Robotnik]] also declared this day a holiday to be dedicated to him and have a memorial to him where anyone can have any of Billy Mays' products be available for stores.
[[Image:Billy Mays YT Comments.png|frame|right|Billy Mays was also funny not only in real life, but also on [[Youtube]].]]
[[image:SHMORKYYOSHITEN1.jpg|thumb|left|Yoshi gives Billy Mays' products and other stuff of his a perfect 10 out of 10. No, better yet; a 15 out of 10.]]
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King Harkinian

2009-07-11T21:49:26Z

Kingjames777: /* Quotes */

{{CharBox
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|image=4fourIV.jpg
|shows=Faces of Evil
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|occupation=King of Hyrule
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'''King Harkinian''', better known as simply '''The King''', is the noble ruler of the land of [[Hyrule]]. He loves talking about [[My Boy|his boi,]] which has been proven to be [[Link]]. He also constantly wonders what's for dinner, and likes to aid his far-away friend, [[Duke Onkled]]. However, the duke gave the king over to the forces of [[Ganon]], but when the king was rescued by [[Zelda]], he made Duke Onkled scrub all the floors in Hyrule for his mercy. His Castle was destroyed thanks to Zeus But the King killed Zeus by throwing dinner into his mouth.

Cultural Heritage: Sweden

==Areas of Expertise==
*The King has extensive knowledge of what true warriors strive for, whether it be peace, [[dinner]], or certain bodily fluids ([[Cum]]).
*The King has mastered many psychic-based powers, and can teleport from outdoors to indoors in an instant. Rumor has it the idea for the movie "The Jumper" was based off of this skill.
*The King also has a Wii, but has not released his friend code to the Hyrulian public. He is currently one of the worst Wario Ware players, and sucks at Mario Party 8 and Mario Kart Wii.
*He rocks at Guitar Hero. [[Zelda]] dislikes this and will throw rocks at the King if he is caught playing it.
*He has his own brand of cereal, called Munf Munf. The cereal is so good that eating an entire box of it will make your head explode. The King likes to advertise his Munf Munf, but [[Gay Luigi]] keeps interrupting him. [[M. Bison]] thinks Munf Munf is DELICIOUS, and [[Glutko]] thinks it tastes like diarrhea, which is DELICIOUS to him.
*Expert at using a webcam, and tortures people who give him one star ratings on Youtube.
*It is rumored that he trained [[superbork]] in the ways of the Poop, but failed horribly.
*[[Vorhias]] managed to steal his dinner once. He barely made it out with his life.
*It is heavily suspected The King is a hard [[BOOZE|drinker]]. He usually drinks when talking about his "[[Link|boy]]", and even laughs like a drunk frequently, possibly even flirting with Zelda. This may be due to his bottomless goblet which he holds most of the time.
*The King is one of two people who have mastered the lightsaber in [[Hyrule]]. The other person is [[Link]].
*The King can utilize different kinds of beam attacks, mostly coming from his mouth. It is thought that everyone else got the Lazer shooting abilities from him. His signature attack is "Dinner Attack", where he turns inverted, gets red eyes, has his face replaced with dinner, and fires a massive beam.
*He also owns a spaceship. It looks very similar to the spaceship in Metroid.
*Knows some of the best places to eat dinner. His all time favorite restaurant was Morshu's Dinner Palace, eating there for dinner every day from the opening in 1967 to the closing in 1982. He stopped eating there when Rick bought the place and constantly [[Rick Roll|Rick Rolled]] The King everytime he tried to eat.
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[[Image:King Christmas card.JPG|thumb|300px|Seasons Greetings from the king.]]

===Drug Abuse===
Sometime before his death he was a weed smoker. He and [[Sonic]] were on good terms and would normally always smoke weed together. Due to his drug addictions every time he tried to say "we" he mistakenly says "weed" due to either force of habit or a terrible voice actor hired by Philips. He appeared in a banned episode of [[Sonic Sez]] as a special guest to say the word weed.

===Death===

News of his death has not been released to the public yet, but it is a plausable fact. There are rumors going around that the king got so drunk, he succumbed to alcohol poisoning shortly after his merry laugh with Zelda. He then died, and was replaced by another, less alchohol-addicted king. The current king has yet to have been questioned on whether or not he is the original king, but it is very likely that he <i>isn't</i>. The original King may or may not be released from the pit, however, [[Gregg the Grim Reaper]] is getting pissed at the King's death happening so frequently. He died during a battle with [[Little Critter]] after he sacrificed himself to avenge his dad's death.

[[Image:Teamrocketaids.jpg|frame|right|James tried to give the King [[AIDS]] once. He, [[M. Bison|of course,]] failed.]]

==Possesions==
*The Triforce of Courage
*Lotsa [[Dinner]]
*A lightsaber
*A [[Dinner Blaster]], which fires cheeseburgers.
*A bottomless wine goblet
*The wierd headband he wears instead of a crown
*A ship. Possibly a yacht or a [[Lazy Town|pirate <del>shit</del> ship]].
*A [[Wii]]
*The only photo of his parents.
*A 1920's Austin convertible.
*A Toyota Hibrid
*A pet [[Platypus]]
*A Webcam
*Munf Munf
*A collection of sponges for which he constantly gives to Duke Onkled to scrub the floors in Hyrule.
*Several cellphones. (One of which he uses to call Jay Sherman to talk about dinner, peace and his Wii).

==Likes==
[[Image:DefaultCAXZUR43.jpg|thumb|right|The King, [[Link]], [[Gwonam]], and [[Zelda]] when they finally have their acclaimed [[dinner]].]]
*[[Dinner]]
*[[Link]]
*Arguing with [[Zelda]]
*Torturing Duke Onkled
*Being Kidnapped by [[Ganon]]
*Saying "[[My Boy]]"
*His pet [[Platypus]]
*Telling people to [[scrub]] stuff.
*Mudkips
*Laughing
*Saying The Number [[4]]
*Taking constant trips to Gamelon
*[[KFC]]
*His ship
*[[Gordon]]
*The number [[4]]
*Playing his Wii
*Using The Triforce Of Courage
*Cheeseburgers
*Reeses Pieces
*Dominos Pizza
*Ham
*SEEEH-GAHHH
*Virtual Boy
*THE FAR-LEFT LOONS
*My Neighbor Totoro
*[[No|His Mormon Faith (yes ladies, he's polygamous!)]]
*Summoning Bob the Builder to do his dirty work
*Duke Onkled's Diner
*[[Morshu's Dinner Palace]]
*Guitar Hero
*Vintage Cars
*Porco Rosso
*Ice Cream
*Dancing to Scatman John
[[Image:Enough.jpg|thumb|right|ENOUGH]]
[[Image:Dinner.gif|thumb|right|Dinner]]
[[Image:Gangmahboi.jpg|thumb|right|The King attempting to rap about his boi.]]

==Dislikes==
*Not Having Dinner
*[[Ganon]]
*[[Zelda]]
*[[Snacks]]
*[[Potato chips|Chips]]
*[[Froggo]]
*[[Jimmy Neutron|Jimmy]] & [[Timmy Turner|Timmy]]
*[[Zeus]] (For stealing his MAH BOI line)
*Being questioned (Especially for his reasons of travel to Gamelon)
*His other pet fluffy
*Plymouth Voyagers and Toyota Corollas (He sends them to the pit because he only likes vintage cars)
*[[Willy Wonka]] (he is causing children to not eat their [[dinner]]).
*Squadala Burger
*Gwonam's Pizzeria
*Rock Band
*Toasters (He epsecially hates The Brave Little Toaster)
*Rosebud Frozen Peas
*Blotto Bros. Wine
*[[I. Fleecem]] (The King has owed him money for oil, rope, dinner and a ship since 1947).
*Being Rick Rolled.

==Quotes==
*MAH BOI!
*Four!
*I wonder what's for dinner?
*[[AIDS]]!
*Then [[Fuck|FUCK]] [[You|YOU]] [[Gwonam|Mr. Cable Box]].
*Then get a job.
*[[You|YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]
*You're finally becoming a man, [[My Boy|boy]].
*After you [[scrub]] all the floors in hyrule, then we can talk about mercy! Take him away!
*HMMMM...how can [[Wii]] help?
*This peace is what all true warriors strive FOR!
*Zelda, [[Duke Onkled]] is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon. I'm going to Gamelon to aid him.
*Did somebody say "dinner"?
*Dinner Attack!
*This [[penis|dick]] is what all true warriors rub in the morning.
*After you rub your [[penis|Wii-Wii]], then we can scrub [[cum]] off the floors.
*What?
*If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link.
*ENOUGH!
*You saved me!
*My [[Shit|ship]] sails in the morning.
*I'll be in my quarters. If you hear any fits of rage, think of it as the wind.
*[[Zelda]], I'm under attack by the evil forces of [[Ganon]].

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Gay Luigi

2009-07-11T21:15:00Z

Kingjames777: /* Memorable Quotes */

{{CharBox
|name=Gay Luigi
|image=Luigi180.jpg
|shows=Hotel Mario
|sex=Male
|age=27
|occupation=Plumber
|cast=[[Mark Graue]]
}}{{Char}}

''"Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, Gay Luigi?"'' - Fat Mario.

'''Gay Luigi''' is one of the many alter-egos of the not-so known [[Luigi]], that accompanies [[Fat Mario]] in the epic game [[Hotel Mario]], to save the princess ''again'', and stop Bowser from his evil schemes, ''again''.

==Personality==
Gay Luigi is known to have some anxiety issues, but is usually relieved after eating [[lotsa spaghetti]]. He constantly argues with [[Mario]] about where things are, and at Mario's forgetfulness when it comes to illumination.

==Hobbies & Careers==
Outside of paling around with Mario, Gay Luigi's favorite activity and pastime is pole dancing on beanstalks that originate from kicked boxes. However, he has always held a deep hatred of said boxes, furiously kicking them until something comes out.

He is one of the three rulers of Youtube Poop, ruling with [[Mama Luigi]] and [[Stone Luigi]]. When he has spare time, he also works as a State Alchemist, known to friend and enemy alike as the notorious Lotsa-Spaghetti Alchemist.

He likes yaoi, but sticks up for other gays when they are called perverts.

==Gossip==
[[image:Galaxy.jpg‎|thumb|Can you find the hidden message?]]
[[image:Gayluigi.jpg|thumb|Gay Luigi?]]
It has been rumored that Gay Luigi is Mario's stepstool, but such claims have been disproven by Jack Thompson's good twin brother, Mack Thompson. There have also been numerous reports that Gay Luigi is a closet schizophrenic who claims to hear "creepy laughs" at certain times.

It is also rumored that Gay Luigi was once a strong candidate for a sidekick character in Super Mario Galaxy, but was later rejected by Mario and replaced with [[Game Luigi]]. Upon this sudden unemployment, Gay Luigi boycotted the game (failing miserably), but because he irked the workers at Nintendo so much, they left him a hidden message on the cover of Super Mario Galaxy, which can be found by reading only the seven letters in the title that are marked by small stars.

It is rumored that Gay Luigi's real brother aint Fat Mario but in fact [[Garfield]] as both have a fetish for Lotsa Spaghetti while Fat Mario loves toast.

==Legal Issues==
In a certain cutscene, caught on tape by a nearby hotel's security camera, Gay Luigi was seen "persuading" a Koopa for a light, who later sued Gay Luigi for counts of molestation. However, the Koopa was later killed by Fat Mario's gigantic fan, and all charges pending for Gay Luigi were dropped.
[[Image:Tttttttttttttt.jpg|thumb|left|Gay luigi as seen in an unseen episode of Super mario Bros.]]

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==Trivia==
*When utterly pissed off, he transforms into [[God Luigi]].
*Portrayed by "Rob" in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcNriiII9zo Hotel Mario: The Movie]
*Enjoys [[Gay Toast]] for [[breakfast]].
*Has his own music video (directed by [[Pongpong13]]), as shown on the right.
*Is along with [[Sonic]] and [[Jessie]] the only ones denying the legendary Poop quote, ''Where there's smoke, they pinch back'', while they think that, ''Where there's smoke, there's fire''.
*Is rumored to be bisexual instead of gay.
*Gay Luigi owns the word [[You]].
*His name comes from when Fat Mario acually was saying: Eh, Luigi, instead of: Gay Luigi. Due to it is mostly misheard by most (and sometimes sexual things), he got the name Gay Luigi. If all of this didn't happen, he could probarbly be named ''Thin Luigi''.
*He tried to join The Village People, but they had enough fruit already.
*He is a certain [[quax94|Prime Minister]]'s sexual obsession.
[[image:Ssbmluigi.jpg|thumb|Gayer Luigi?]]

==Memorable Quotes==
[[Image:1245947684ytp-bout-4.gif|frame|left|Gay Luigi could also be found in [[Punch Out!!]], but only on impossible mode with a perfect record.]]
[[Image:Gay_luigi_%28I_don%27t_dig_this_stuff..jpg|thumb|Gayest Luigi?]]
*"I HOPE SHE MADE [[lotsa spaghetti|LOTSA SPAGHETTI]]!!"
*"OVA DERE!"
*"Looks are deceiving, when Koopas are involved!"
*"...Dere's fi-ya!"
*"And [[you|YOU]] gotta HELP us!"
*"Ya' bring a light?"
*"Well maybe a koopa well lend us his..."
*"...if we ''persuade'' him!"
*"SHE'S NOT [[cum|COMING]] DOWN!"
*"TH-TH-THAT'S that creepy [[Bowser|Bowsuh's]] laugh!"
*(Gets kissed by [[Princess Peach]]) "AAAHHH!!"
*"Fuck YOU and fuck spaghetti!"
*"Yeah, well, you're a [[Santa Mario|fat bitch]]."(His response to Mario after Mario insulting him for being gay.)
*"I hope she made lotsa sweeeet nourishing [[shit|kibble]]!"
*"I aspire that [[The Princess|her royal highness]] prepared a plentiful amount of authentic Italian noodles smothered in tomato paste and garnished with onions and balls of concentrated hamburger meat!"
*"Revelations! A conviently placed gambling establishment."
*"I'm beginning to seriously ponder in great depth if rescuing her majesty is in either of our best interests anymore at this juncture."
*"[[Mario|My Brother!]] Always taking the term 'wanker' to a whole new level."
*"Shuck those fuckin' shucks, for fucks shakes!!! Why should I honestly give two fucks about what those shuckheads shucking think about the way I conduct my shucking business for shucking out shucking loud?!?!?!?!"
*"And '''[[You]]''' gotta go to hell!"
*"Salami!"
*[[Yes|"I am gay! I can finally admit it!"]]
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