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Haruhi Suzumiya

2008-03-24T19:16:40Z

Kingbloo92: /* Drunken Haruhi */

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[[Image:Freelance-Raws_The_Melancholy_of_Haruhi_Suzumiya_HARE_HARE_YUKAI_Full_Dance_704x396_WMV9_0001.jpg|thumb|right|THE FACE OF GOD]]
'''Haruhi Suzumiya''' is a girl from Japan. She has the unique ability to create and destroy universes, but not realize it. She also makes '''''very''''' loud noises and believes a large number of things are really well done. She has made many victims deaf, or commit [[Emo Luigi|suicide]]. She has to be stopped!

Cultural Heritage: Japanese (duh)

Power Level: 6000 Uctions

== Quotes ==
*"It's really well done!"
*"Nothing is impossible for the SOS Brigade!"
*(disturbed look at pick)

== Drunken Haruhi ==
[[Image:Drunk Harhui.jpg‎|thumb|right|SHUR UP YOU HO SHES NOT 16 SHEZ 25!!!111?]]
When Haruhi goes to the local pub and has a bit too much beer, she becomes drunken Haruhi, A form in which she rape everything she see, Luckly this form wears off in a couple of hours and she returns to her normal self(with a hangover the next morning).

==Trivia==
*It is rumored that Haruhi stole current SOS-Brigade member Yuki Nagato from [[Mama Luigi]]'s army, which explains Nagato's awesomeness.
*She is the second-loudest being in all of poopdom, beaten only by [[Tidyup]] on a slight scale.
*She has been impersonated by [[Konata Izumi]], who also did loud noises once when Galactus attempted to eat Poops for dinner.
*She still mourns for [[superbork]].
*Enjoys groping Mikuru's [[boobs]].
*Perhaps the one of the sexiest Youtube character beaten by [[Fishing Pole Mai]]
*she gets beat up alot at school (EVEN by guys)
[[Image:NotHaruhi.jpg|left|thumb|Maker of '''''very''''' loud noises or imposter? Your choice.]]
[[Image:Scream.jpg‎|thumb|right|ITS REALLY WELL DONE]]
*She stepped on Weird Al's toe. As punishment, Al paid Balsac to rape her. The results were suprising when she liked it.

==See Also==
[[The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya|The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya]]

Heavy Weapons Guy

2007-11-13T19:51:06Z

Kingbloo92: /* Trivia */

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Heavy Weapons Guy is a [[fat]], bald, maniacal Slavic man, he usually gets pissed when sombody touches his lover/gun, Sasha.
He has yet to meet someone who can outsmart a bullet and enjoys massacaring thousands of people.

[[Image:BULLET.JPG|thumb|right|BULLET.]]

==Quotes==
*Oh my god, who touched Sasha? Alright... WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?
*Some people think they can outsmart me....maybe *sniff* maybe.... I have yet meet one that can outsmart BULLET.
*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CRY SOME MORE
*"BUAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA"
*It costs 40,000 dollars to fire this weapon...for 12 seconds.
[[Image:Heavyweaponsguy 003 0001.jpg|thumb|left|WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!]]

==Trivia==
*It is rumored that he may be in a [[No|relationship]] with the [[Soldier]].
*It is confirmed that he has a grandson, which is the main character of Quake 2.
*Had A Threesome With Sasha And BULLET At The Sametime.
*Loves Having Sex With Stuff that is not alive.
*His gun Sasha Is a Man You just Cant see his PENISH!

==See Also==
[[Team Fortress 2]]

[http://youtubepoop.com/rly-funni-anime-par0dy-xd/ First Heavy Weapons Guy poop ever.]

[http://youtubepoop.com/heavy-weapons-guy-laughs-for-5-minutes/ Heavy Weapons Guy and his trademark laugh.]

[[Image:Hwgfn5.png|thumb|Heavy Weapons Guy laughing at the clowns in a [[Ken|circus.]]]]

Halo

2007-11-02T22:42:08Z

Kingbloo92: /* Characters */

'''Halo''' is one of the most successful video games in history. '''Halo''' was originally released for the PC. Then, the game made it to the Xbox.
That was when the game became popular and really started selling.
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== Characters ==
[[Master Chief]] - The main character of the game dressed in green Spartan armor. His mission in this game is to wipe out Earth's enemy: The Covenant and The Flood. His gun is nicknamed Jeff.

The Covenant - Enemy of Earth.

The Flood - Another enemy of Earth.

Cortana - A digital women in [[Master Chief]]'s helmet. Cortana is like the [[Navi]] of '''Halo'''.
== Death of Master Chief ==
Master Chief is one of the few people that deafeted Mama Luigi`s Army Buy Making Mama Luigi`s Army Play Halo For the rest of their lives Killed Shortly After By A Rampaging Army Of Nintards(Nintendo Fanboys)