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Chicago

2012-08-11T04:36:04Z

Kenny10974: /* Trivia */

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[[Image:Chicago_Sunrise_1.jpg|thumb|right|The Chicago Skyline.]]
[[File:Cta-train.jpg|frame|right|Chicago's infamous L [[Robotnik Express|train]]s. They aren't very nice...at all.]]
Chicago is a popular city where many people live. <s>Obviously, it is the capital of the state of Illi[[no]]is</s>. Contrary to popular belief, it is not the capital of Illinois; that would be [[The Simpsons|Springfield]], IL. It is home to many things, and some examples include [[Steve Urkel]] and the [[Nostalgia Critic]].

==People Who Live Here==
*[[The Nostalgia Critic]]
*[[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses]]
*[[Chester A. Bum]]
*[[Steve Urkel]]
*[[Carl Winslow]]
*[[Michael Jackson|Michael Jordan]]
*[[Dead|John Hughes]]

===Poopers Who Live Here===


==People Who Dislike Chicago==
*Ironically, the makers of the film "Chicago".
*[[New York]]ers
*St. Louisans
**Especially St. Louis sports fans.

==Trivia==
[[Image:Chicago Style Pizza With Rich Tomato Topping.jpg|thumb|right|Eat their special [[pizza]] already!]]

*They are home to the team that has been cursed for ''over 100 years''! That team is the Chicago Cubs. Their fans blame ''a fucking billy goat'' for their woes.
**They also used to have ''another'' team that was cursed for over 80 years in the Chicago White Sox. ''Their'' curse supposedly started when eight members of the "Black Sox" ended up being banned forever by purposely blowing the World Series back in 1918, one of whom being considered one of the better players in baseball... and was shoeless.
*The [[pizza]] that this city is famous for is a deep-dish pizza. Chicagoans consider it to better than the pizza that comes from [[New York]], though New Yorkers, as well as neighboring New Jersians and [[Pennsylvania]]ns, deny this.
*[[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses]]' one year anniversary was filmed in Chicago.
*[[Mama Luigi]] owns a restaurant in Chicago
*In the [['90s]], Michael Jordan was considered a God amongst Chicagoans.
*They originally planned to host the [[Olympics]] in 1904, but it was moved to St. Louis instead to coincide with the 1904 World's Fair.
**Similarly, Chicago ''was'' in competition for the 2016 Olympics, but lost to Rio De Janerio in Brazil.
*[[Da Bears|The Bears]] ''are'' indeed who we thought they were.
*Various [['80s]] movies took place in Chicago and the surrounding vicinity, ranging from the Blues Brothers to the Breakfast Club.
**In fact, most of John Hughes' movies took place in Chicago's suburbs (mainly in the fictional suburban town of Shermer, Illinois).
*Some people believe that [[Detroit]] is in Chicago.
*One famous landmark of Chicago is its L-train system, which, like [[New York]], is dirty as hell and old.
**Chicago is also served by the RTA's Metra system, which is much larger and cleaner.
*North of Chicago is a US Navy base, believe it or not.
*The font used by many past Apple [[Macintosh]] systems (up to OS8) and by first generation iPods was called Chicago.
*Even though it isn't the state capital, it still practically runs the state, and most of the state's politicians are from Chicago (notable examples being Rod Blagojevich, the former governor and future prisoner, and [[Barack Obama]], the currect president of these [[United States]]).
*Chicago also happens to be a band. Their song ''You're the Inspiration'' is in [[Elite Beat Agents]].

==Other Cities==
*[[Philadelphia]]
*[[Detroit]]
*[[New York City]]
*[[Paris]]
*[[List of cities by country]]
[[Category:Places]]

Chicago

2012-08-11T04:28:08Z

Kenny10974: /* Trivia */

{{Stub}}
[[Image:Chicago_Sunrise_1.jpg|thumb|right|The Chicago Skyline.]]
[[File:Cta-train.jpg|frame|right|Chicago's infamous L [[Robotnik Express|train]]s. They aren't very nice...at all.]]
Chicago is a popular city where many people live. <s>Obviously, it is the capital of the state of Illi[[no]]is</s>. Contrary to popular belief, it is not the capital of Illinois; that would be [[The Simpsons|Springfield]], IL. It is home to many things, and some examples include [[Steve Urkel]] and the [[Nostalgia Critic]].

==People Who Live Here==
*[[The Nostalgia Critic]]
*[[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses]]
*[[Chester A. Bum]]
*[[Steve Urkel]]
*[[Carl Winslow]]
*[[Michael Jackson|Michael Jordan]]
*[[Dead|John Hughes]]

===Poopers Who Live Here===


==People Who Dislike Chicago==
*Ironically, the makers of the film "Chicago".
*[[New York]]ers
*St. Louisans
**Especially St. Louis sports fans.

==Trivia==
[[Image:Chicago Style Pizza With Rich Tomato Topping.jpg|thumb|right|Eat their special [[pizza]] already!]]
[[Image:188139_195256630504596_4407778_n.jpg|thumb|left|[[Mama Luigi]]'s Restruant]]

*They are home to the team that has been cursed for ''over 100 years''! That team is the Chicago Cubs. Their fans blame ''a fucking billy goat'' for their woes.
**They also used to have ''another'' team that was cursed for over 80 years in the Chicago White Sox. ''Their'' curse supposedly started when eight members of the "Black Sox" ended up being banned forever by purposely blowing the World Series back in 1918, one of whom being considered one of the better players in baseball... and was shoeless.
*The [[pizza]] that this city is famous for is a deep-dish pizza. Chicagoans consider it to better than the pizza that comes from [[New York]], though New Yorkers, as well as neighboring New Jersians and [[Pennsylvania]]ns, deny this.
*[[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses]]' one year anniversary was filmed in Chicago.
*[[Mama Luigi]] owns a restaurant in Chicago
*In the [['90s]], Michael Jordan was considered a God amongst Chicagoans.
*They originally planned to host the [[Olympics]] in 1904, but it was moved to St. Louis instead to coincide with the 1904 World's Fair.
**Similarly, Chicago ''was'' in competition for the 2016 Olympics, but lost to Rio De Janerio in Brazil.
*[[Da Bears|The Bears]] ''are'' indeed who we thought they were.
*Various [['80s]] movies took place in Chicago and the surrounding vicinity, ranging from the Blues Brothers to the Breakfast Club.
**In fact, most of John Hughes' movies took place in Chicago's suburbs (mainly in the fictional suburban town of Shermer, Illinois).
*Some people believe that [[Detroit]] is in Chicago.
*One famous landmark of Chicago is its L-train system, which, like [[New York]], is dirty as hell and old.
**Chicago is also served by the RTA's Metra system, which is much larger and cleaner.
*North of Chicago is a US Navy base, believe it or not.
*The font used by many past Apple [[Macintosh]] systems (up to OS8) and by first generation iPods was called Chicago.
*Even though it isn't the state capital, it still practically runs the state, and most of the state's politicians are from Chicago (notable examples being Rod Blagojevich, the former governor and future prisoner, and [[Barack Obama]], the currect president of these [[United States]]).
*Chicago also happens to be a band. Their song ''You're the Inspiration'' is in [[Elite Beat Agents]].

==Other Cities==
*[[Philadelphia]]
*[[Detroit]]
*[[New York City]]
*[[Paris]]
*[[List of cities by country]]
[[Category:Places]]

Chicago

2012-08-11T04:27:41Z

Kenny10974: /* Trivia */

{{Stub}}
[[Image:Chicago_Sunrise_1.jpg|thumb|right|The Chicago Skyline.]]
[[File:Cta-train.jpg|frame|right|Chicago's infamous L [[Robotnik Express|train]]s. They aren't very nice...at all.]]
Chicago is a popular city where many people live. <s>Obviously, it is the capital of the state of Illi[[no]]is</s>. Contrary to popular belief, it is not the capital of Illinois; that would be [[The Simpsons|Springfield]], IL. It is home to many things, and some examples include [[Steve Urkel]] and the [[Nostalgia Critic]].

==People Who Live Here==
*[[The Nostalgia Critic]]
*[[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses]]
*[[Chester A. Bum]]
*[[Steve Urkel]]
*[[Carl Winslow]]
*[[Michael Jackson|Michael Jordan]]
*[[Dead|John Hughes]]

===Poopers Who Live Here===


==People Who Dislike Chicago==
*Ironically, the makers of the film "Chicago".
*[[New York]]ers
*St. Louisans
**Especially St. Louis sports fans.

==Trivia==
[[Image:Chicago Style Pizza With Rich Tomato Topping.jpg|thumb|right|Eat their special [[pizza]] already!]]
[[Image:188139_195256630504596_4407778_n.jpg|thumb|left|[[Mama Luigi]]'s Restruant

*They are home to the team that has been cursed for ''over 100 years''! That team is the Chicago Cubs. Their fans blame ''a fucking billy goat'' for their woes.
**They also used to have ''another'' team that was cursed for over 80 years in the Chicago White Sox. ''Their'' curse supposedly started when eight members of the "Black Sox" ended up being banned forever by purposely blowing the World Series back in 1918, one of whom being considered one of the better players in baseball... and was shoeless.
*The [[pizza]] that this city is famous for is a deep-dish pizza. Chicagoans consider it to better than the pizza that comes from [[New York]], though New Yorkers, as well as neighboring New Jersians and [[Pennsylvania]]ns, deny this.
*[[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses]]' one year anniversary was filmed in Chicago.
*[[Mama Luigi]] owns a restaurant in Chicago
*In the [['90s]], Michael Jordan was considered a God amongst Chicagoans.
*They originally planned to host the [[Olympics]] in 1904, but it was moved to St. Louis instead to coincide with the 1904 World's Fair.
**Similarly, Chicago ''was'' in competition for the 2016 Olympics, but lost to Rio De Janerio in Brazil.
*[[Da Bears|The Bears]] ''are'' indeed who we thought they were.
*Various [['80s]] movies took place in Chicago and the surrounding vicinity, ranging from the Blues Brothers to the Breakfast Club.
**In fact, most of John Hughes' movies took place in Chicago's suburbs (mainly in the fictional suburban town of Shermer, Illinois).
*Some people believe that [[Detroit]] is in Chicago.
*One famous landmark of Chicago is its L-train system, which, like [[New York]], is dirty as hell and old.
**Chicago is also served by the RTA's Metra system, which is much larger and cleaner.
*North of Chicago is a US Navy base, believe it or not.
*The font used by many past Apple [[Macintosh]] systems (up to OS8) and by first generation iPods was called Chicago.
*Even though it isn't the state capital, it still practically runs the state, and most of the state's politicians are from Chicago (notable examples being Rod Blagojevich, the former governor and future prisoner, and [[Barack Obama]], the currect president of these [[United States]]).
*Chicago also happens to be a band. Their song ''You're the Inspiration'' is in [[Elite Beat Agents]].

==Other Cities==
*[[Philadelphia]]
*[[Detroit]]
*[[New York City]]
*[[Paris]]
*[[List of cities by country]]
[[Category:Places]]

Chicago

2012-08-11T04:19:05Z

Kenny10974: /* Trivia */

{{Stub}}
[[Image:Chicago_Sunrise_1.jpg|thumb|right|The Chicago Skyline.]]
[[File:Cta-train.jpg|frame|right|Chicago's infamous L [[Robotnik Express|train]]s. They aren't very nice...at all.]]
Chicago is a popular city where many people live. <s>Obviously, it is the capital of the state of Illi[[no]]is</s>. Contrary to popular belief, it is not the capital of Illinois; that would be [[The Simpsons|Springfield]], IL. It is home to many things, and some examples include [[Steve Urkel]] and the [[Nostalgia Critic]].

==People Who Live Here==
*[[The Nostalgia Critic]]
*[[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses]]
*[[Chester A. Bum]]
*[[Steve Urkel]]
*[[Carl Winslow]]
*[[Michael Jackson|Michael Jordan]]
*[[Dead|John Hughes]]

===Poopers Who Live Here===


==People Who Dislike Chicago==
*Ironically, the makers of the film "Chicago".
*[[New York]]ers
*St. Louisans
**Especially St. Louis sports fans.

==Trivia==
[[Image:Chicago Style Pizza With Rich Tomato Topping.jpg|thumb|right|Eat their special [[pizza]] already!]]
*They are home to the team that has been cursed for ''over 100 years''! That team is the Chicago Cubs. Their fans blame ''a fucking billy goat'' for their woes.
**They also used to have ''another'' team that was cursed for over 80 years in the Chicago White Sox. ''Their'' curse supposedly started when eight members of the "Black Sox" ended up being banned forever by purposely blowing the World Series back in 1918, one of whom being considered one of the better players in baseball... and was shoeless.
*The [[pizza]] that this city is famous for is a deep-dish pizza. Chicagoans consider it to better than the pizza that comes from [[New York]], though New Yorkers, as well as neighboring New Jersians and [[Pennsylvania]]ns, deny this.
*[[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses]]' one year anniversary was filmed in Chicago.
*[[Mama Luigi]] owns a restaurant in Chicago
*In the [['90s]], Michael Jordan was considered a God amongst Chicagoans.
*They originally planned to host the [[Olympics]] in 1904, but it was moved to St. Louis instead to coincide with the 1904 World's Fair.
**Similarly, Chicago ''was'' in competition for the 2016 Olympics, but lost to Rio De Janerio in Brazil.
*[[Da Bears|The Bears]] ''are'' indeed who we thought they were.
*Various [['80s]] movies took place in Chicago and the surrounding vicinity, ranging from the Blues Brothers to the Breakfast Club.
**In fact, most of John Hughes' movies took place in Chicago's suburbs (mainly in the fictional suburban town of Shermer, Illinois).
*Some people believe that [[Detroit]] is in Chicago.
*One famous landmark of Chicago is its L-train system, which, like [[New York]], is dirty as hell and old.
**Chicago is also served by the RTA's Metra system, which is much larger and cleaner.
*North of Chicago is a US Navy base, believe it or not.
*The font used by many past Apple [[Macintosh]] systems (up to OS8) and by first generation iPods was called Chicago.
*Even though it isn't the state capital, it still practically runs the state, and most of the state's politicians are from Chicago (notable examples being Rod Blagojevich, the former governor and future prisoner, and [[Barack Obama]], the currect president of these [[United States]]).
*Chicago also happens to be a band. Their song ''You're the Inspiration'' is in [[Elite Beat Agents]].

==Other Cities==
*[[Philadelphia]]
*[[Detroit]]
*[[New York City]]
*[[Paris]]
*[[List of cities by country]]
[[Category:Places]]

Mama Luigi

2012-08-11T04:16:08Z

Kenny10974: /* Trivia */

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{{featured}}
{{CharBox
|name=Mama Luigi
|image=hqmama.png
|shows=Super Mario World
|sex=Female
|age=
|occupation=Full Time Mum
|cast=Tony Rosato
|nationality=Italian
}}

''"Mama Luigi is pure concentrated [[Anti-Uctions]]"'' [[Xuchilbara]]

''"That's Mama Pure Concentrated Anti-Uctions to you, Superbork!"'' Mama Luigi

According to the Society of Poop, likes baby shaking, screaming, and falling for hours. He is a split personality of Mario's brother, [[Luigi]]. He was born from pure hatred, brewn by [[Law for kids]] in an effort to stop people for standing in no-parking zones. (S)he also hates [[sex]], so she's actually fairly tolerable most of the time.

==History==
[[Image:Luigisleeps.png|frame|right|Mama Luigi after a long day.]]
{{vid|gmaknzSZSCE}}
One day, Mama Luigi had to babysit [[Oogtar|a spoiled brat]] together with Mario, the child escaped and got killed wen he fell into a lava river, the frustration caused Luigi to materialize his rage into the beast known as [[God Luigi]].

Mama Luigi has many minions at his disposal, examples being Ganon, [[Bill O'Reilly]], and the SilverFatMagician. Mama Luigi also implemented a stronghold on the internet, spawning abominations such as [[Hentai|Yaoi]], Sonic Fancharacters, Mudkipz, and Pop-up ads (Some refer to this as the "Internet Hate Machine"). The program seems to randomly choose the website it will rest in, although most of the time it resides in the #chan boards, Gaia Online, Runescape, Myspace and YouTube (Which explains the strange behavior of the people that reside in these areas.)

Some of the time, Luigi is able to subconsciously control Mama Luigi, and use this precious time to tell [[Yoshi]] a historically revised version of the time he first met him. He is able to do this by using his control of [[Anti-Uctions]], and copyright infringement. For more information regarding the creation of Mama Luigi, see [[Big Poop Theory]] (or check out the [[Enclosed Instruction Book|enclosed instruction book]]).

==Personality==
Although being a split personality of Luigi, Mama Luigi is Luigi's final form. He likes to tell people about his title, correcting them, mothering [[Yoshkins]], and saving [[the Princess]]. He seems to have an obsession with a strange [[Magic Balloon]] and [[bagel]]s. Mama Luigi also enjoys telling twisted lies and falling onto Skull Rafts, which to him are [[No|Good Medicine]]. She is also a pedophile and necrophile.
One time, after being bored of Mario's repeated asks of bring a secret weapon, she got pissed off and turned into [[Mama Frusciante]] and told Mario to "get out of my show, motherfucker. " He is also a renowned jumper, able to hit ceiling light switches with her pelvis. It is interesting to notice that Mama Luigi had a master who transformed her/him into Super Dimentio.

She is also the queen of all [[AIDS]], and has stolen and destroyed many cures by many people, and is hindering the work of the [[Medic]] to avoid another cure.

Sometimes Mama Luigi will lie to people and tell them he's going to wring out his cap, when really he strips naked and goes streaking. This can cause bystanders to have heart troubles or even [[Die|die]].

Also, Mama Luigi has been k[[no]]wn to make [[Yoshi]] [[masturbate]] at least once in his entire lifetime.
She has shown empathy once when Yoshi died, and after that sad experience, she now has one friend: [[Link]]. She refused to shoot him, then they realized they both lost something. Link was the only thing that prevented her from turning into a second [[Emo Luigi]].

==Health Issues==
Mama Luigi has a rare lung disorder which causes him to [[wheeze]] when he says his name in a corrective fashion and occasionally when he talks about [[Brooklyn]]. However, this does not appear to dramatically affect his overall health, as he is somewhat amused by said fashion.

{{vid|ouBCFmLm8t0}}

Mama Luigi is a known recovering [[Magic Drugs|pebble pea]] addict. He also used to smoke [[Magic Drugs|killer weeds]].

Mama Luigi has some psychological issues, namely paranoia and a deadly fear of giant caterpillars. He will often scream "HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!" even when no caterpillars are around. To vent his anxiety, he painted a portrait called The Scream, which most people incorrectly think was painted by Edvard Munch. In fact, if you look closely at the background during a full moon on a Tuesday, you can see Yoshkins and some [[Caterpillars|Wigglers]].

==Celebrity Status and Turmoil==
It has been officiated that Mama Luigi was indeed a Spice Girl honing the name, Mama Luigi Spice. Due to turmoil within their old record label's marketing staff, Mama Luigi did not receive a Spice Girls Doll contract as did the other girls. Unfortunately, Mama Luigi has confirmed that she is not going to be touring with the Spice Girls when they go on the "back together" tour, due to criminal charges against her for man slaughter, since her [[bagel]] [[Rock TV|rings]] gave people cancer, and killed several of them.

==Skills==
Aside from having the power to correct his victims, he has also proven to be a good swimmer (And can additionally summon [[dolphins]] on a whim.) and have memorized the mapping of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]]. He also will ear rape anyone if he gets pissed off way too much (which will kill anyone within 50 Kilometres in the vicinity).

She also has some skills with electronics, which she used to start a company in [[China]] to make [[Bagel]] [[Rock TV|Rings]]. This ultimately failed, since the bagel rings gave people cancer from [[Anti-Uctions]] radiation, which caused a [[Phoenix Wright|lawsuit]].

==The Birth Season==
Mama Luigi's eggs were recently fertilized by Gay Luigi, Mama Luigi is currently the carrier of 30 fetuses and 180 STDs. Big Boss's next big mission is to destroy Mama Luigi's womb before he gives birth. Since Mama Luigi is the Queen of [[AIDS]], this will be difficult.
[[Image:Yoshigunfire.png|thumb|right|Yoshi trying to destroy Mama Luigi before he destroys us.]]
[[Image:Mama.jpg|thumb|right|Mama Luigi has something to say to [[you]].]]
{{VidCaption|pB8Ph0hnRPY|The most popular Mama Luigi poop, made by WalrusGuy}}
== Quotes ==
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|Like they say in [[Brooklyn]], early to bed, early to catch [[Earthworm Jim|the worm]]. Or is it the [[bagel]]?}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|Well, it all started when [[Mario]], [[Princess Toadstool|the princess]] and I came to [[Dinosaur World]] for vacation.}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|[[Koopa Football Players]] grabbed [[Princess Toadstool|the Princess]].}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|[[Mario]] was attacked by a [[Koopa wizard]] and a Magnum Bill! And I found myself face-to-face with a [[Fire Sumo]]!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|I fell for HOURS!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|Nothing below but boiling lava! Good thing I found a [[Magic Balloon|magic balloon]]!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|These skulls were GOOD medicine for me.}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|Yeah well I didn't think it was so funny!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|YEOW!!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|Nothing to be scared of in the water. Gasp, except THAT!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|WOAH!! [[DOLPHINS]]!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|We've gotta find [[Mario]] and [[Princess Toadstool]]. Stay here while I wring out my cap.}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|[[Mario]], wherever you are, HEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
[[Image:400px-Mama_Luigis.jpg|thumb|400px|right|Mama Luigi's [[spaghetti]] box.]]
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|This kid makes [[Mario]] looks like he's on a diet!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|That'll teach ya to mess with my new lil' buddy [[Yoshi]]!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|YIKES! WHERES THE LIGHT-SWITCH!?}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|It's the liftoff that got me!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|That's MAMA Luigi to you [[Mario]]! [[Wheeze|*Wheeze*]]}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|Uh, good night [[Yoshi]]! Ahhbahhbabahbaba.}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|Anyway I was falling. Nothing below me but boiling lava! I [[DIE]]D! ........ Wait! A skull raft came by! I [[DIE]]D!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|Yeah well I didn't think it was so fucking funny!}}
{{poopquote|Mama Luigi|Oh fuck it! Goodbye!}}

==Trivia==
*[[Luigi]] has shown some hints about wanting to return to his Mama Luigi form in some current [[Mario Kart Wii|games.]] {{Accuracy|form=note}}
*Owns a restaurant in [[Chicago]].

== Links ==
[http://www.mamaluigis.com/ Mama Luigi's Restaurant] - known for its [[Spaghetti]] and parodies of The Sopranos.

[http://jedi787plus.deviantart.com/art/Mama-Luigi-s-Spaghetti-118283000 Mama Luigi's Spaghetti] - Mama Luigi's response to Papa John's Pizza, founded after Mama Luigi's restaurant (above) didn't fare very well. Motto: Better 1-Ups, Better Spaghetti!
{{DEFAULTSORT:Mama Luigi}}
[[Category:Characters - Male]]
[[Category:Luigi]]
[[Category:Pedophiles]]
[[Category:Internet Memes]]

Shit

2012-08-11T04:06:11Z

Kenny10974: /* How Can It Be Used? */

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[[Image:Shitstart.png|thumb|400px|right|No matter what you do, [[Pingas|.png]] images will feel like shit [[Chewiki|here]].]]
== What Is Shit? ==

Shit (くそ, Kuso) is a comfort food invented by George Shit in 1934. Shit realized people called their feces shit, so he renamed it to Taco Bell. He sold it in stores until 5 minutes later, when he opened the first Taco Bell restraunt. People ate there everyday, and many complaints were sent in. The complaints were about e.coli, salmonella, and parasites. Shit never bothered shutting down Taco Bell, then Shit! Restaurants bought it in 1980. Shit! also owns [[KFC]], A&W, and Long John Silvers.

== Lawsuit ==
Youtubeshit.com, [[YouTube Poop|Youtubepoop]]'s grandpa, sued Taco Bell for the 74% shit that their burritos came with. LiveVideo Shit, LiveVideo Poop's father, is an asshole!

==How Can It Be Used?==
[[Image:Shitkenanandkel.JPG|thumb|350px|Kel shows Kenan how to say shit at school.]]
[[File:Notthisshit.jpg|thumb|right|[[No]]t this '''shit''' again.]]
Shit, as a word, can have several meanings.

*Verb: The act of defecating. Sample: "I gotta '''shit'''."
*Noun: Referring to feces itself. Sample: "Whoa! That's one big '''shit'''!" In addition, shit can also be a synonym for "[[Stuff]]". Sample: "Move your '''shit''' out of the way, before I [[fucking]] break that '''shit'''."
*Adjective: "Shit" can be used as an extremely harsh form of "bad". Sample: "[[Twilight]] is '''shit'''." Inversely, "the shit", means "[[great]]". Sample: "[[Coca-Cola]] is '''the shit'''!"
*Interjection: "Shit" can also be uttered as an interjection. Sample: "Oh '''shit'''! What the [[fuck]] are we going to do now!?"
[[Image:Shimajiro.JPG|thumb|left|If [[you]] can take a '''shit''', a [[Australia|kangaroo]] will give you a pair of [[underwear]].]]

==Trivia==
*[[The Angry Video Game Nerd]] is obsessed with shit. The [[Nostalgia Critic]] is also obsessed with the substance, but not nearly to the same extent. The [[Irate Gamer]] as well, but that's because he can't come up with original jokes to save his life.
*[[Shimajiro]] likes to take a shit, and show people how to take shits.
*Some people like to get covered in shit and eat it. Those people, thankfully, are outcasts of society.

==See Also==
*[[Let's Shit]]

By the way, everyone's gotten [[AIDS]] ''and'' shit.
[[Category:Food]]
[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]

Category:Birds

2012-08-11T03:57:38Z

Kenny10974: /* Lum's Love For The Birds */

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[[Image:Pigeon_at_lake.jpg|thumb| A bird, But not Gwonam's.]]
[[Image:avatar_3021.gif|thumb|Here we have a bird looking around this page.]]
The '''birds''' of [[Koridai]] have been under attack by the evil forces of [[Ganon]] for years. Nowadays, they are either singing, burning, dying, pooping, having sex, or are threatened by the sight of your face. However, the sight of birds has suprisingly increased ever since 2007, so they've been [[good]] enough to get a category.

==Gwonam's Love For The Birds==
[[Gwonam]] seems to care for the birds a lot. He always brings them up and was worried when they were put on the endangered species list after they were the Hyrulian dinner special for two years and were under siege by [[Goronu]], [[Sleepy Bones]] and Ganon's minions. Gwonam is a strong supporter of the birds although [[Zelda]], [[Link]] and [[Ganon]] still enjoy burning birds for [[Dinner]].

==Endangered Status==
Close to extinction. Only 76 birds remain throughout the lands of Koridai, [[Hyrule]] and [[Gamelon]]. This could explain why they are always [[fuck|fucking]]. They no longer reside in the [[Mushroom Kingdom]]. The birds are not affected by [[AIDS]] but are hunted and killed because they tend to poop on [[the King of Hyrule]].

==George's Birds==
A whole other species of birds live near [[George The Volcano]]. These birds are planning to migrate to Koridai to interbreed because they are tired of being drenched by George's eruptions of Volcanicity. They are especially tasty George says.

==Lum's Love For The Birds==
[[Lum Invader]] is very fond of the birds, and she even has the ability to communicate with them.

[[Image:Gwonam's Birds.jpg|thumb|His birds are singing. [[No|Isn't it beautiful?]]]]

==[[Steg]]blob The Pigeon==
Local resident [[Stegblob]] the pigeon prefers to have no association with the [[Birds]]. He will poop on you if you say otherwise.

==The Byrds==
The Byrds are unrelated to actual birds. However, they are [[Gwonam]]'s favorite band to him to listen to, so I might as well put something down here. The Byrds are a band similar to [[the Beatles]], the Eagles, and the Monkees. They've created a few hit songs such as Turn, Turn, Turn and Mr. Tamborine Man (Featuring Bob Dylan), but that's all I can give for [[you]].

==[[Family Guy|The Bird Is The Word]]==
[[NO|It's the greatest song of all time.]]
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Ganon

2012-08-11T03:54:33Z

Kenny10974: /* Quotes */

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[[image:Your_face.gif|thumb|Ganon saying, "Your Face!"]]
[[Image:Firestone_lake13.jpg|thumb|right|Ganon, preparing to eat the cameraman.]]
Ganon's a king! - [[Link]]

Ganon is an evil sorcerer from the [[Zelda]] games. His name was misspelled as Gannon in the [[CD-i]] games, as well as the original [[Nintendo|NES game]]. Ganon tried to take over KoriDIE and [[Gamelon]] with his evil minions but failed due to [[Link]] (and later, Zelda) trapping him in [[The Pit]]. Ganon has frequently made deals with Link to "make [his] face the greatest in Kori[[DIE]]". This was however mistook by many people, including Link, as this phrase is actually Ganon's way of asking for head. Ganon had an airforce in his lair but was destroyed by Mario when he used [[Goku|kamehameha]] in Ultimania.

[[Ganondorf]] from the N64, GameCube, and [[Wii]] Zelda games is his human form.

==Skills/Personality==
In the Zelda CD-i games, Ganon is an extremely weak last boss (the weakest last boss in the history of weak), as he dies in one hit when you throw a book at him. Ganon's favorite word is [[DIE]], and he loves to kill things with his thunder attacks (namely, [[Bolt3]]), which have a range of about three inches. Other than that, he shoots flaming skulls for some unknown reason, likely having to do with how his father was a drinker and discouraged throwing flaming skulls in the house. He also loves to just say the word DIE, and make a [[Retard|retarded]] face. It is to be noted that his face is currently the greatest in KoriDIE. It was found out recently that he is a doctor; A news article called him "Dr. Brian Gannon".

Ganon loves to insist that you DIE, and he will be very persistent about it, saying "You must DIE!" over and over again. According to Fat Mario, the proper response is "NO". However, if Ganon says "You must DIE!.....or else you will DIE!", there is no avoiding your fate... unless you call upon the Gods of [[No]] and use their power to kill Ganon once and for all. Unfortunently, the chances of success on this is 0.0000000000000001%.

Ganon, like Eric Cartman, thinks it's hilarious that people soil themselves when they DIE. This is one of the reasons he likes death so much.

Ganon has 2 brothers. They are [[Black Shadow]] and [[Big Cheese]].

Cultural Heritage: Germany

Power Level: WHAT 9,000?
[[Image:Sexy.jpg|frame|right|One of Ganon's better known uncles.]]
== Likes ==
*1000 Ways To Die
*[[Death]]
*[[Megadeth]]
*[[Gwonam]]
*Seizing the island of [[Koridai]]..........OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN...
*[[Tepig]] and its evolutions, especially Emboar.

==Legal Issues==
====The Ganon Jr. Case====
Apparently, Ganon and [[Pregnant Zelda|Zelda]] had sex during the course of Poops being made and resulted in [[Ganon Jr.]] Legal custody is being fought over at the hand of Judge Judy. Later, Ganon and Zelda would have another baby, Zeldanon.

====Noise Violations====
Ganon is a die hard fan of [[Dethklok]], a death metal band. He likes to play it loudly in his lair. [[Gwonam]] who lives in a house nearby often has seizures because of Ganon's loud music. Lawsuits are currently being filed because of this. Ganon is also a big fan of Megadeth a thrash metal band, his favorite song being 99 Ways to Die. He likes to sing along to it which has caused more noise violations.
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====Controversy With [[Sam Pak]]====
Ganon has had times where he has issues with the Appliance Direct guy. Apparently, he wants to have the power of [[Wakkie Nu Nu]] all to himself, but Sam Pak wants him to get one of his special washing machines so that way, he could save money for his retirement. A legal inspection is currently happening for this recurring argument.
[[Image:Ganons lair35.jpg|thumb|right|Ganon when horny.]]
{{VidCaption|6Jxw_xae0Cc|Ganon in Giygas form.}}
[[Image:Picture14-4.png|frame|What does Ganon have to say to the deaf?]]
==See Also==
*[[Ganondorf]] (The human [[form|version]] of Ganon that's seen much more often in video games than him.)
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==Quotes==
{{poopquote|Ganon|DIE!}}
{{poopquote|Ganon|Join me, [[Link]], and I will make your face the gglrrreatest in [[Koridai]], or else you will DIIIE!}}
{{poopquote|Ganon|You dare bring light to my lair?! YOU MUST DIE! *(Strikes [[Zelda]] with lightning bolts [[Cum|coming]] from his hands.)}}
{{poopquote|Ganon|NO! Not into [[The Pit]]! It BUURNS!}}
{{poopquote|Ganon|Aaarrgh! The chains! Nooooo! [[You]] haven't seen the last of me!}}
{{poopquote|Ganon|Your face!}}
{{poopquote|Ganon|You are my prisoner!}}
{{poopquote|Ganon|SILENCE!! [[Hektad|Hectan]], keep the runt in chains.}}
{{poopquote|Ganon|YOUR FACE WILL DIE AND BURN IN THE PIT!}}
{{poopquote|Ganon|NO!}}
{{poopquote|Ganon|NOOOOO!!!!!}}
{{poopquote|Ganon|In the DARKEST nightmare hour, when not [[moon]] nor sun has risen...I take [[Zelda]] in my power. I shall KEEP her in my prison!!!}}
{{poopquote|Ganon|You must die..... or else you will die!!!!!!}}
{{poopquote|Ganon|But [[Majora's Mask|you're]] gonna destroy us all! Including yourself!}}
{{poopquote|Ganon|OOH, WHOA!! MY HAND!}}
{{poopquote|Ganon|My [[cum]] will burn!}}
{{poopquote|Ganon|Back.}}
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Die

2012-03-05T23:40:39Z

Kenny10974: /* People Who Can't DIE! */

[[Image:DIE.gif|thumb|right|Leon Kennedy DIE!s]]
[[Image:Ganons lair37.jpg|thumb|Ganon threatens to make Link DIE!]]
'''Die''' is the undergo of the word ''death'', which is the act of ending one's life. When a YouTube Poop character dies, they are temporarily moved to [[the Pit]] (this is why [[Ganon]] can come back so many times). If you have eaten enough green [[mushrooms]], you can continue from a save point.

DIE also happens to be [[Ganon]]'s favorite word. In [[Link: Faces of Evil]], Ganon gives [[Link]] an offer, should he refuse, Link will DIE. In [[Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]], Zelda brings light to Ganon's lair, and Zelda must DIE as a punishment.

DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE

==People Who Have Almost DIEd!==
*[[Link]] - ''See Above''
*[[Zelda]] - ''See Above''
*[[Mario]] - ''[[Stone Luigi]]'' threw a stone football at him''
*[[Emo Luigi]] - ''See Article.''
*[[You]] - ''YouTube Poopers (and poop watchers) have been known to be very [[Suicide|suicidal]]''
*[[Team Fortress 2]] Characters - ''People have guns and rocket lawn-chairs. What do you expect?''
*[[Gaara]] - ''[[Emo]]''
*[[Larry Koopa]] - ''[[Suicide|Jumped off the Capitol Records Bldg]] as a result of being harassed for his hair''
*[[Morton Koopa Jr.]] - Tried to hang himself because [[King Koopa]] disowned him, but failed.
*[[Sasuke Uchiha]] - ''Attempted to kill himself via an experiment involving Tattoos, amputated duck feet and lip stick. While this failed, it did lead to the creation of [[Slightly Pissed Off Sasuke]]
*[[Geese Howard]] - ''Owing to the hundreds of times he's thrown himself off skyscrapers every time he has lost a fight.''
*Gilligan - ''He fucks up everything not only out at sea, but also in outer space.''
*[[Robotnik]] - ''Everyone wants to touch his [[PINGAS]]. (Also hates his overly huge as fuck fanbase, which he believes are pure [[retards]].)''
*[[Me]]
*[[Pikachu]] - He almost died in the 12th movie, but [[Ash Ketchum|Mr. Goody Goody]] just HAD to save him.
*[[Shadow the Hedgehog]] - ''Expended all of his power and fell to Earth. His giant fanbase saved him.''
*Anyone who takes [[Magic Drugs|drugs]] (At least, according to [[Captain Lou Albano]], for he believes that if [[you]] do drugs, you'll go to [[Hell]] before you die.).

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==People Who Have DIEd!==
*[[:Category:Dead|Everyone in this category]], plus others.

==People Who Can't DIE!==
*[[Haruhi Suzumiya]]
*[[Team Fortress 2|All the characters in Team Fortress 2 Except the Spy]] - (They just keep respawning unless you change to a spy)
*Metal Tororo - He's invincible to everything, except robotic clones of the real thing, which only deals 0.00000000000000000000000000000...1 (note the elipsis to show that it keeps on going and going and going) damage.
*Liquid Snake
*Turok
*Bond; [[James Bond]]
*[[Kenny McCormick]] No matter how many times he dies, he always comes back to life
*<s>[[Captain Falcon]]</s> Died after falcon punching [[Black Shadow]], when the Dark Reactor exploded.
*Dick Clark
*[[Hulk Hogan]] (Though he can retire.)
*The Ultimate Warrior (See Hulk Hogan.)
*[[Phil Harnage]]
*[[Weegee]]
*Malleo
*[[Fortran]]
*[[Austin Powers]]
*[[Dracula]] (So much for "Vampire Killer"...)
[[Image:Evil Mr. Sandman.PNG|thumb|right|[[Mr. Sandman]]'s showing [[you]] what the face of [[die|Death]] looks like.]]
*Death (Have you ever seen anyone kill the grim reaper, really?)
*[[The Pope]] (You can't kill The Pope!)
*<s>[[Robotnik]]</s> Dr. Robotnik got killed by [[Nostalgia Critic|The Nostalgia Critic]] once, along with [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic The Hedgehog]], [[Tails]], [[Scratch]] (But not [[Grounder]] for some strange reason.), and the entire [[fuck]]ing world of Mobius. ([[Jesus Christ]]!!!)
*Anybody who touches a Starman, but only for a brief period of time.
*[[Arnold Schwarzenegger|The Terminator]] (If you kill him, he'll simply return back to his time in the future, from which he can at anytime come back to the present.)
*[[Starscream]] (His ghost always comes back to take over a new body.)
*<s>The I/ article on this Chewiki.</s> Is now [[dead]]. :D
*[[Mr. Sandman]] (He's strong enough to knock-out death itself, as well as anyone that tries to [[Hektad|kill]] him. Infact, if he does get knocked out, he'll be back on his feet in ten minutes tops.)
*Jason Voorhees - Got killed multiple times, yet he ends up returning anyway.
*[[Jesus Christ]] (Even though he was put on a cross, he came back.)

==People Who Are Going To Die==
*Everybody, sooner or later.
*You when you find out somebody that loves you just died.
*You when you find out somebody loves you.
*[[CoolKirby113]]
*[[Cammy]]
*Shattered Glass [[Optimus Prime]]
*Old Snake
*The Maximals (At least according to Rattrap.)
*[[Tyrannosaurus Alan]] (Come on... he's a ''dinosaur''.)
*All of [[the Food Loving King]]'s minions. (He knows when they die by saying "Dying met! He met! He met!")
*Your mother.

==Trivia==
*A really [[retard]]ed way of using DIE is if you only have one out of the two or more dice that you have. (An example of using it is "Let's play Dungeons & Dragons by using only this one DIE.")
*Another way of saying die is when you're being all fancy like for saying words like deceased, decayed, blown up, and other stuff like that.
*[[You]] lost another loan to DIEtech.
*[[4Kids]] Entertainment hates it when people DIE.
*When you're sick, you might have DIEarrhea, especially if it's a bad case of it.
*Duke Onkled has a DIEner.
*There is a Greek goddess named AphroDIEtie.
*Eyes and vaginas can be DIElated.
*Hydrogen, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Fluorine, Chlorine, Bromine, and Iodine are all DIEatomic elements.
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*To color things like easter [[eggs]] you can use DIE.
*If you're fat you should go on a DIEt.
*You need DIEtary Fibre when you've got constipation.
*DIEnamite is explosive.
*The hardest substance is DIEmond.
*Link: Faces of Evil takes place in KoriDIE.
*There is a Pokemon attack called DIEnamic Punch.
*There are DIEnosaurs in Jurassic Park.
*In the X-Men arcade game, [[Magneto]] will want to wel[[come]] the X-Men [[Wolverine|to]] DIE!!!
*A DIEagram displays information as a visual media.
*If you have the hiccups, it means your DIEaphragm is twitching.
*If [[Arnold Schwarzenegger|the Terminator]] says to you "Hasta la vista, baby", then you will most surely DIE.
*[[You]] ARE dead! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
*There are [[James Bond]] movies called [[Paul McCartney|Live and Let DIE]], Tomorrow Never DIEs, DIEmonds Are Forever, and DIE Another Day.
*When you DIE, you cross the River [[Styx]] to get to [[The Pit]]. While you cross the river, you will hear songs by the band [[Styx]] in the background.
*[[Bart Simpson|SKATE]] OR [[Die|DIE]]!!!!!!!!!
*When [[you]] smoot someone in their moment of glory, [[you]] must be DIE.
*Don't eat [[Chowder]]'s [[Boobs|burple nurples]] or you will DIE.
*Failure makes [[Dr. Evil]] angry. And when [[Dr. Evil]] is angry, [[:Category:Cats|Mr. Bigglesworth]] gets upset. And when [[:Category:Cats|Mr. Bigglesworth]] gets upset, people '''DIE'''!
*[[Freddy Krueger]] will make sure [[you]] '''DIE''' in your dreams and in real life at the same time.
*Die in German means "the". Go figure, right?
*[[Metallica]] likes mentioning death and '''DIE'''ing.
*[[America|Patrick Henry]] either wants liberty, or to '''DIE'''.
*Spartans, tonight we DIEne in Hell!
*The ''tickets'' are now '''DIE'''ing!

*Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that ''everyone'' '''''DIE'''''d! The End.
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