https://chewiki.youchew.net/w/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=Jackydoll1234Chewiki Archive - YouChew - User contributions [en]2026-04-08T02:05:16ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.35.5https://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=King_Harkinian&diff=25641King Harkinian2008-02-26T08:54:11Z<p>Jackydoll1234: /* Likes */</p>
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'''King Harkinian''', better known as simply '''The King''', is the noble ruler of the land of [[Hyrule]]. He loves talking about [[My Boy|his boi,]] which has been proven to be [[Link]]. He also constantly wonders what's for dinner, and likes to aid his far-away friend, [[Duke Onkled]]. However, the duke gave the king over to the forces of [[Ganon]], but when the king was rescued by [[Zelda]], he made Duke Onkled scrub all the floors in Hyrule for his mercy.<br />
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Cultural Heritage: Sweden<br />
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[[Image:4fourIV.jpg|thumb|right|The King of Hyrule, talking about his boy and the number 4.]]<br />
==Areas of Expertise==<br />
*The King has extensive knowledge of what true warriors strive for, whether it be peace, dinner, or certain bodily fluids ([[Cum]]).<br />
*The King has mastered many psychic-based powers, and can teleport from outdoors to indoors in an instant. Rumor has it the idea for the movie "The Jumper" was based off of this skill.<br />
*The King also has a Wii, but has not released his friend code to the Hyrulian public. He is currently one of the worst Wario Ware players, and sucks at Mario Party 8.<br />
*Expert at using a webcam, and tortures people who give him one star ratings on Youtube.<br />
*It is romoured that he trained [[superbork]] in the ways of the Poop, but failed horribly.<br />
*[[Vorhias]] managed to steal his dinner once. He barely made it out with his life.<br />
*It is heavily suspected The King is a hard drinker. He usually drinks when talking about his Boy, and even laughs like a drunk frequently, possibly even flirting with Zelda. This may be due to his bottomless goblet which he holds most of the time. <br />
*He is also a master of the lightsaber.<br />
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===Death===<br />
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News of his death has not been released to the public yet, but it is a plausable fact. There are rumors going around that the king got so drunk, he succombed to alchohol poisoning shortly after his merry laugh with Zelda. He then died, and was replaced by another, less alchohol-addicted king. The current king has yet to have been questioned on whether or not he is the original king, but it is very likely that he <i>isn't</i>. The original King may or may not be released from the pit, however, Gregg the Grim Reaper is getting pissed at the King's death happening so frequently.<br />
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==Battle With Link==<br />
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The King had a incredibly cool and awesome fight with [[link]]. The King wanted revenge after Link tried to kill him on another occasion. It's so awesome because it was a lightsaber battle. It started when they both wielded their light sabers. [[link]] then unexpectedly fired laser beams from a laser gun. The King blocked the beams with his lightsaber. He then unleashed the power of The Force and struck Link with a psychic pulse and discarded link's lightsaber from his hand. He responded with saying "f*ck!" The King then stabbed him with his lightsaber and defeated him. But then he discovered that Link had a bomb prepared to kill him if he couldn't. The King then made a break for his ship and escaped just in time before Hyrule Castle exploded. He thought he had won, but then he crashed his ship. Somehow Link rigged the ship and somehow survived. <br />
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The video footage can be seen here.<br />
{{vid|ocGLR5NQ1z8}}<br />
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==Possesions==<br />
*The Triforce of Courage<br />
*Lotsa [[Dinner]]<br />
*A lightsaber<br />
*A [[Dinner Blaster]], which fires cheeseburgers. The King uses it to cause carnage in the video to the bottom-right<br />
*A bottomless wine goblet<br />
*The wierd headband he wears instead of a crown<br />
*A ship. Possibly a yacht.<br />
*A Wii<br />
*A collection of sponges for which he constantly gives to Duke Onkled to scrub the floors in Hyrule.<br />
{{vid|RgOirMKSg2c}}<br />
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==Likes==<br />
*[[Dinner]]<br />
*[[Link]]<br />
*Arguing with [[Zelda]]<br />
*Torturing Duke Onkled<br />
*Being Kidnapped by [[Ganon]]<br />
*Saying "[[My Boy]]"<br />
*His pet [[Platypus]] [[Image:Rabbit.jpg|thumb|right|The King's pet platypus.]]<br />
*Mudkips<br />
*Laughing<br />
*Saying The Number [[4]]<br />
*Taking constant trips to Gamelon<br />
*[[KFC]]<br />
*His ship<br />
*Playing his Wii<br />
*Using The Triforce Of Courage<br />
*Cheeseburgers<br />
*Reeses Pieces<br />
*Dominos Pizza<br />
*SEEEH-GAHHH<br />
*Virtual Boy<br />
*His Mormon Faith (yes ladies, he's polygamous!)<br />
[[Image:Enough.jpg|thumb|right|ENOUGH]]<br />
[[Image:Dinner.gif|thumb|right|Dinner]]<br />
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==Dislikes==<br />
*Not Having Dinner<br />
*[[Ganon]]<br />
*[[Snacks]] [[Image:Snacks.jpg|thumb|[[Carmen]] seen taunting the King with a bag of Snacks that may contain Chips.]]<br />
*[[Potato chips|Chips]]<br />
*[[Froggo]]<br />
*[[Jimmy Neutron|Jimmy]] & [[Timmy Turner|Timmy]]<br />
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==Quotes==<br />
*MAH BOI!<br />
*Four!<br />
*I wonder what's for dinner?<br />
*Aids<br />
*After you scrub all the floors in hyrule, then we can talk about mercy! Take him away!<br />
*HMMMM...how can Wii hell?<br />
*This piece is what all true warriors strive FOR!<br />
*Zelda, [[Duke Onkled]] is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon. I'm going to Gamelon to aid him.<br />
*Did somebody say "dinner"?<br />
*What?<br />
<br />
[[Category:CD-i]]<br />
*If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link.<br />
*ENOUGH!<br />
*You saved me!</div>Jackydoll1234https://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=King_Harkinian&diff=24948King Harkinian2008-02-16T00:21:10Z<p>Jackydoll1234: /* Likes */</p>
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<div>{{char}}<br />
'''King Harkinian''', better known as simply '''The King''', is the noble ruler of the land of [[Hyrule]]. He loves talking about [[My Boy|his boi,]] which has been proven to be [[Link]]. He also constantly wonders what's for dinner, and likes to aid his far-away friend, [[Duke Onkled]]. However, the duke gave the king over to the forces of [[Ganon]], but when the king was rescued by [[Zelda]], he made Duke Onkled scrub all the floors in Hyrule for his mercy.<br />
<br />
Cultural Heritage: Sweden<br />
<br />
[[Image:4fourIV.jpg|thumb|right|The King of Hyrule, talking about his boy and the number 4.]]<br />
==Areas of Expertise==<br />
*The King has extensive knowledge of what true warriors strive for, whether it be peace, dinner, or certain bodily fluids ([[Cum]]).<br />
*The King has mastered many psychic-based powers, and can teleport from outdoors to indoors in an instant. Rumor has it the idea for the movie "The Jumper" was based off of this skill.<br />
*The King also has a Wii, but has not released his friend code to the Hyrulian public. He is currently one of the worst Wario Ware players, and sucks at Mario Party 8.<br />
*Expert at using a webcam, and tortures people who give him one star ratings on Youtube.<br />
*It is romoured that he trained [[superbork]] in the ways of the Poop, but failed horribly.<br />
*[[Vorhias]] managed to steal his dinner once. He barely made it out with his life.<br />
*It is heavily suspected The King is a hard drinker. He usually drinks when talking about his Boy, and even laughs like a drunk frequently, possibly even flirting with Zelda. This may be due to his bottomless goblet which he holds most of the time. <br />
*He is also a master of the lightsaber.<br />
<br />
===Death===<br />
<br />
News of his death has not been released to the public yet, but it is a plausable fact. There are rumors going around that the king got so drunk, he succombed to alchohol poisoning shortly after his merry laugh with Zelda. He then died, and was replaced by another, less alchohol-addicted king. The current king has yet to have been questioned on whether or not he is the original king, but it is very likely that he <i>isn't</i>. The original King may or may not be released from the pit, however, Gregg the Grim Reaper is getting pissed at the King's death happening so frequently.<br />
<br />
==Battle With Link==<br />
<br />
The King had a incredibly cool and awesome fight with [[link]]. The King wanted revenge after Link tried to kill him on another occasion. It's so awesome because it was a lightsaber battle. It started when they both wielded their light sabers. [[link]] then unexpectedly fired laser beams from a laser gun. The King blocked the beams with his lightsaber. He then unleashed the power of The Force and struck Link with a psychic pulse and discarded link's lightsaber from his hand. He responded with saying "f*ck!" The King then stabbed him with his lightsaber and defeated him. But then he discovered that Link had a bomb prepared to kill him if he couldn't. The King then made a break for his ship and escaped just in time before Hyrule Castle exploded. He thought he had won, but then he crashed his ship. Somehow Link rigged the ship and somehow survived. <br />
<br />
The video footage can be seen here.<br />
{{vid|ocGLR5NQ1z8}}<br />
<br />
==Possesions==<br />
*The Triforce of Courage<br />
*Lotsa [[Dinner]]<br />
*A lightsaber<br />
*A [[Dinner Blaster]], which fires cheeseburgers. The King uses it to cause carnage in the video to the bottom-right<br />
*A bottomless wine goblet<br />
*The wierd headband he wears instead of a crown<br />
{{vid|RgOirMKSg2c}}<br />
<br />
==Likes==<br />
*[[Dinner]]<br />
*[[Link]]<br />
*Arguing with [[Zelda]]<br />
*Torturing Duke Onkled<br />
*Being Kidnapped by [[Ganon]]<br />
*Saying "[[My Boy]]"<br />
*His pet [[Platypus]] [[Image:Rabbit.jpg|thumb|right|The King's pet platypus.]]<br />
*Mudkips<br />
*Laughing<br />
*Saying The Number [[4]]<br />
*Taking constant trips to Gamelon<br />
*[[KFC]]<br />
*His ship<br />
*Playing his Wii<br />
*Using The Triforce Of Courage<br />
*Cheeseburgers<br />
*Reeses Pieces<br />
*Dominos Pizza<br />
*SEEEH-GAHHH<br />
*Virtual Boy<br />
[[Image:Enough.jpg|thumb|right|ENOUGH]]<br />
[[Image:Dinner.gif|thumb|right|Dinner]]<br />
<br />
==Dislikes==<br />
*Not Having Dinner<br />
*[[Ganon]]<br />
*[[Snacks]] [[Image:Snacks.jpg|thumb|[[Carmen]] seen taunting the King with a bag of Snacks that may contain Chips.]]<br />
*[[Potato chips|Chips]]<br />
*[[Froggo]]<br />
*[[Jimmy Neutron|Jimmy]] & [[Timmy Turner|Timmy]]<br />
<br />
==Quotes==<br />
*MAH BOI!<br />
*Four!<br />
*I wonder what's for dinner?<br />
*Aids<br />
*After you scrub all the floors in hyrule, then we can talk about mercy! Take him away!<br />
*HMMMM...how can Wii hell?<br />
*This piece is what all true warriors strive FOR!<br />
*Zelda, [[Duke Onkled]] is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon. I'm going to Gamelon to aid him.<br />
*Did somebody say "dinner"?<br />
*What?<br />
<br />
[[Category:CD-i]]<br />
*If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link.<br />
*ENOUGH!<br />
*You saved me!</div>Jackydoll1234https://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=User:Jackydoll1234&diff=24519User:Jackydoll12342008-02-08T09:29:30Z<p>Jackydoll1234: New page: ==In brief== We congratulate Jackydoll1234 for starting up Poop as a hobby. Named after her dog. ==History== Just started two weeks ago. Whoop de doo. ==First Poop Seen== [http://au.y...</p>
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<div>==In brief==<br />
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We congratulate Jackydoll1234 for starting up Poop as a hobby. Named after her dog.<br />
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==History==<br />
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Just started two weeks ago. Whoop de doo.<br />
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==First Poop Seen==<br />
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[http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=RR2QeFeLC2k Potter Puppet Pals - Youtube Poop]<br />
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==First Poop Made==<br />
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[http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=PGWeaQ9dNvs YouTube Poop: Yoshi's Ding-a-Ling]<br />
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==Prefered Sources==<br />
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*Rayman Raving Rabbids<br />
*Cd-I (cliiiiiiiii-cheeeeeeeedah!)<br />
*Yoshiart<br />
*Little Britain<br />
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==Prefered Methods==<br />
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*Rave Colours<br />
*Upside Down<br />
*Vanilla Loop + Surprise<br />
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==Prefered Tech==<br />
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Windows Movie Maker...sob<br />
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==Hates==<br />
*CD-I<br />
*Ganon<br />
*Hotel Mario</div>Jackydoll1234