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User:JRPizza

2008-02-15T18:14:28Z

JRPizza: /* Achievements */

[[Image:?????.jpg|thumb|This person has an effing question mark as a picture]]

==In brief==
Your typical inexperienced Pooper. Nobody special or particularly dreadful.

==History==
Someone on a forum he went to posted a link to a Poop, which he found hilarious. Later on, he got around to making his own. It wasn't that good.

===First poop seen===
[http://youtubepoop.com/**** Unknown]

===First poop made===

''YouTube Poop: Your sword is evil''

==Style==
Usually goes ad lib with anything he can download. He does do some planning beforehand, but often ends up improvising.

===Preferred Sources===
*[[CD-i]]
*[[Super Mario World]]
*Commercials for Mario games
*Anything else he can get his grubby hands on.

===Preferred Methods===
*Blue Screen of Death (outdated when he realised it was lazy and unacceptable)
*Dinner Fetish

===Prefered Tech===
Windows Movie Maker (sob)

===Dislikes===
*Stuff he can't download
*People who give crap comments

==Reception==

===Criticism===
Oh come on. He uses Super Mario World and CD-i. Criticism is never far away. Luckily, nobody watches his videos, so he's yet to be diagnosed with AIDS.

===Achievements===
[[No]] achievements as of yet, and probably never. He did volunteer to be proclaimed "Worst Pooper Ever", but was not voted for - meaning he is not the Worst Pooper Ever.

==Associates==


===In Real Life===
*HDwii

===Online===


===Influences===


===Fans===


==Poop Listing==
*Your sword is evil
*Zelda makes Impa an offer she can't refuse
*I'm going to dye my dong blue
*YOSHI GETS A ROUND OF APPLAUSE WHILE I PLAY UNFITTING MUSIC
*MAH-REE-OH WHE RAAAR EWE
*The Evil Forces of Ganon...and a Magnum Bill
*Dinner...for the dinosaurs!?
*Gwonam gets his revenge
*JEW CONK-LEAD BIT-RADY KING

==Other Information==

===Trivia===
He's tried to make a movie based off The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. It failed.

===Links===
www.youtube.com/JRPizza - his YouTube account

===Other Links===

User:JRPizza

2008-02-15T18:11:42Z

JRPizza: /* Achievements */

[[Image:?????.jpg|thumb|This person has an effing question mark as a picture]]

==In brief==
Your typical inexperienced Pooper. Nobody special or particularly dreadful.

==History==
Someone on a forum he went to posted a link to a Poop, which he found hilarious. Later on, he got around to making his own. It wasn't that good.

===First poop seen===
[http://youtubepoop.com/**** Unknown]

===First poop made===

''YouTube Poop: Your sword is evil''

==Style==
Usually goes ad lib with anything he can download. He does do some planning beforehand, but often ends up improvising.

===Preferred Sources===
*[[CD-i]]
*[[Super Mario World]]
*Commercials for Mario games
*Anything else he can get his grubby hands on.

===Preferred Methods===
*Blue Screen of Death (outdated when he realised it was lazy and unacceptable)
*Dinner Fetish

===Prefered Tech===
Windows Movie Maker (sob)

===Dislikes===
*Stuff he can't download
*People who give crap comments

==Reception==

===Criticism===
Oh come on. He uses Super Mario World and CD-i. Criticism is never far away. Luckily, nobody watches his videos, so he's yet to be diagnosed with AIDS.

===Achievements===
[[No]] achievements as of yet, and probably never. He did volunteer to be proclaimed "Worst Pooper Ever", but was outvoted.

==Associates==


===In Real Life===
*HDwii

===Online===


===Influences===


===Fans===


==Poop Listing==
*Your sword is evil
*Zelda makes Impa an offer she can't refuse
*I'm going to dye my dong blue
*YOSHI GETS A ROUND OF APPLAUSE WHILE I PLAY UNFITTING MUSIC
*MAH-REE-OH WHE RAAAR EWE
*The Evil Forces of Ganon...and a Magnum Bill
*Dinner...for the dinosaurs!?
*Gwonam gets his revenge
*JEW CONK-LEAD BIT-RADY KING

==Other Information==

===Trivia===
He's tried to make a movie based off The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. It failed.

===Links===
www.youtube.com/JRPizza - his YouTube account

===Other Links===

User:JRPizza

2008-02-15T18:09:43Z

JRPizza: /* Achievements */

[[Image:?????.jpg|thumb|This person has an effing question mark as a picture]]

==In brief==
Your typical inexperienced Pooper. Nobody special or particularly dreadful.

==History==
Someone on a forum he went to posted a link to a Poop, which he found hilarious. Later on, he got around to making his own. It wasn't that good.

===First poop seen===
[http://youtubepoop.com/**** Unknown]

===First poop made===

''YouTube Poop: Your sword is evil''

==Style==
Usually goes ad lib with anything he can download. He does do some planning beforehand, but often ends up improvising.

===Preferred Sources===
*[[CD-i]]
*[[Super Mario World]]
*Commercials for Mario games
*Anything else he can get his grubby hands on.

===Preferred Methods===
*Blue Screen of Death (outdated when he realised it was lazy and unacceptable)
*Dinner Fetish

===Prefered Tech===
Windows Movie Maker (sob)

===Dislikes===
*Stuff he can't download
*People who give crap comments

==Reception==

===Criticism===
Oh come on. He uses Super Mario World and CD-i. Criticism is never far away. Luckily, nobody watches his videos, so he's yet to be diagnosed with AIDS.

===Achievements===
[[No]] achievements as of yet, and probably never.

==Associates==


===In Real Life===
*HDwii

===Online===


===Influences===


===Fans===


==Poop Listing==
*Your sword is evil
*Zelda makes Impa an offer she can't refuse
*I'm going to dye my dong blue
*YOSHI GETS A ROUND OF APPLAUSE WHILE I PLAY UNFITTING MUSIC
*MAH-REE-OH WHE RAAAR EWE
*The Evil Forces of Ganon...and a Magnum Bill
*Dinner...for the dinosaurs!?
*Gwonam gets his revenge
*JEW CONK-LEAD BIT-RADY KING

==Other Information==

===Trivia===
He's tried to make a movie based off The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. It failed.

===Links===
www.youtube.com/JRPizza - his YouTube account

===Other Links===

User:JRPizza

2008-02-15T18:08:14Z

JRPizza: /* Links */

[[Image:?????.jpg|thumb|This person has an effing question mark as a picture]]

==In brief==
Your typical inexperienced Pooper. Nobody special or particularly dreadful.

==History==
Someone on a forum he went to posted a link to a Poop, which he found hilarious. Later on, he got around to making his own. It wasn't that good.

===First poop seen===
[http://youtubepoop.com/**** Unknown]

===First poop made===

''YouTube Poop: Your sword is evil''

==Style==
Usually goes ad lib with anything he can download. He does do some planning beforehand, but often ends up improvising.

===Preferred Sources===
*[[CD-i]]
*[[Super Mario World]]
*Commercials for Mario games
*Anything else he can get his grubby hands on.

===Preferred Methods===
*Blue Screen of Death (outdated when he realised it was lazy and unacceptable)
*Dinner Fetish

===Prefered Tech===
Windows Movie Maker (sob)

===Dislikes===
*Stuff he can't download
*People who give crap comments

==Reception==

===Criticism===
Oh come on. He uses Super Mario World and CD-i. Criticism is never far away. Luckily, nobody watches his videos, so he's yet to be diagnosed with AIDS.

===Achievements===

==Associates==


===In Real Life===
*HDwii

===Online===


===Influences===


===Fans===


==Poop Listing==
*Your sword is evil
*Zelda makes Impa an offer she can't refuse
*I'm going to dye my dong blue
*YOSHI GETS A ROUND OF APPLAUSE WHILE I PLAY UNFITTING MUSIC
*MAH-REE-OH WHE RAAAR EWE
*The Evil Forces of Ganon...and a Magnum Bill
*Dinner...for the dinosaurs!?
*Gwonam gets his revenge
*JEW CONK-LEAD BIT-RADY KING

==Other Information==

===Trivia===
He's tried to make a movie based off The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. It failed.

===Links===
www.youtube.com/JRPizza - his YouTube account

===Other Links===

User:JRPizza

2008-02-15T18:06:43Z

JRPizza: /* Criticism */

[[Image:?????.jpg|thumb|This person has an effing question mark as a picture]]

==In brief==
Your typical inexperienced Pooper. Nobody special or particularly dreadful.

==History==
Someone on a forum he went to posted a link to a Poop, which he found hilarious. Later on, he got around to making his own. It wasn't that good.

===First poop seen===
[http://youtubepoop.com/**** Unknown]

===First poop made===

''YouTube Poop: Your sword is evil''

==Style==
Usually goes ad lib with anything he can download. He does do some planning beforehand, but often ends up improvising.

===Preferred Sources===
*[[CD-i]]
*[[Super Mario World]]
*Commercials for Mario games
*Anything else he can get his grubby hands on.

===Preferred Methods===
*Blue Screen of Death (outdated when he realised it was lazy and unacceptable)
*Dinner Fetish

===Prefered Tech===
Windows Movie Maker (sob)

===Dislikes===
*Stuff he can't download
*People who give crap comments

==Reception==

===Criticism===
Oh come on. He uses Super Mario World and CD-i. Criticism is never far away. Luckily, nobody watches his videos, so he's yet to be diagnosed with AIDS.

===Achievements===

==Associates==


===In Real Life===
*HDwii

===Online===


===Influences===


===Fans===


==Poop Listing==
*Your sword is evil
*Zelda makes Impa an offer she can't refuse
*I'm going to dye my dong blue
*YOSHI GETS A ROUND OF APPLAUSE WHILE I PLAY UNFITTING MUSIC
*MAH-REE-OH WHE RAAAR EWE
*The Evil Forces of Ganon...and a Magnum Bill
*Dinner...for the dinosaurs!?
*Gwonam gets his revenge
*JEW CONK-LEAD BIT-RADY KING

==Other Information==

===Trivia===
He's tried to make a movie based off The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. It failed.

===Links===

===Other Links===

User:JRPizza

2008-02-15T18:05:43Z

JRPizza: /* Preferred Sources */

[[Image:?????.jpg|thumb|This person has an effing question mark as a picture]]

==In brief==
Your typical inexperienced Pooper. Nobody special or particularly dreadful.

==History==
Someone on a forum he went to posted a link to a Poop, which he found hilarious. Later on, he got around to making his own. It wasn't that good.

===First poop seen===
[http://youtubepoop.com/**** Unknown]

===First poop made===

''YouTube Poop: Your sword is evil''

==Style==
Usually goes ad lib with anything he can download. He does do some planning beforehand, but often ends up improvising.

===Preferred Sources===
*[[CD-i]]
*[[Super Mario World]]
*Commercials for Mario games
*Anything else he can get his grubby hands on.

===Preferred Methods===
*Blue Screen of Death (outdated when he realised it was lazy and unacceptable)
*Dinner Fetish

===Prefered Tech===
Windows Movie Maker (sob)

===Dislikes===
*Stuff he can't download
*People who give crap comments

==Reception==

===Criticism===
Oh come on. He uses Super Mario World and CD-i. Criticism is never far away.

===Achievements===

==Associates==


===In Real Life===
*HDwii

===Online===


===Influences===


===Fans===


==Poop Listing==
*Your sword is evil
*Zelda makes Impa an offer she can't refuse
*I'm going to dye my dong blue
*YOSHI GETS A ROUND OF APPLAUSE WHILE I PLAY UNFITTING MUSIC
*MAH-REE-OH WHE RAAAR EWE
*The Evil Forces of Ganon...and a Magnum Bill
*Dinner...for the dinosaurs!?
*Gwonam gets his revenge
*JEW CONK-LEAD BIT-RADY KING

==Other Information==

===Trivia===
He's tried to make a movie based off The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. It failed.

===Links===

===Other Links===

Gwonam

2008-02-15T17:37:38Z

JRPizza: /* Posessions */

{{char}}

Gwonam is a character commonly used in Youtube Poop., Generally regarded as the "Freaky Carpet guy" or genie.

His real name is "Al-Saraha Murbad"
==General Information==
===Early life===
Gwonam was born in 9000 B.C. with his three brothers, [[Jafar]], Porny, and Corny. Legend has it that Gwonam, at the age of 102, drank a potion that made him live for 999,999,999,999,999 more years. On the night of December 24, 0 A.D., Gwonam went to Bethlehem and met baby Jesus. He gave Gwonam a [[The Map|map]], a magic carpet, and a paper that reads "Only Link can defeat Ganon" in Satan-script. In 1 A.D., Gwonam found a time machine that send him to the year 1993 A.D. and taught him the word [[Squadala]].

===Modern life===
Gwonam is an old guy on a magic carpet that brings about a sacred prophecy. Gwonam claims that the prophecy states, "Only [[Link]] can defeat [[Ganon]]", but the prophecy clearly says, "Squiggle squiggle squiggle fish squiggle squiggle". His catch phrase is the famed, "[[Squadala]]!" which he says everytime he sets off on flight or when he gets an erection. It has been rumored that Gwonam has a deep obsession with taking Link and [[Zelda]] to [[IHOP]].[[Image:Animation_fin8.jpg|thumb|Well done, Link!.]] He also seem to like to stand in a same posings and movements when Link meets him in his magic carpet while he (Gwonam) tells Link about Ganon's minions. he also likes to tell Link to "look" or "see" Something..

Cultural Heritage: Arabia

==Controversy==
Gwonam appears to have an obsession with [[cum]], and seems to enjoy Link's company. It has been rumored that Gwonam is a pedophilic homosexual due to his particular liking towards Link.
[[image:Animation_fin8.jpg|right|thumb| Gwonam has 3 brothers and no sisters]]

==Posessions==
Gwonam seems to be quite the item master and is a large help when it comes to aiding Link on his quests.
*[[The Map]]
*A Magic Carpet
*A Strange <strike>Turban Type Hat</strike> Shower Cap.
*Weird Facial Hair
*A Strange ability to see into the future to find out what Ganon's minions are doing
*A lamp which allows him to "see the Sand Crumies"
*[[Cum]]
*Possibly some [[birds]]

==Trivia==
*His favorite band is [[Birds|The Byrds]].
*He once worked for the Angry German Kid.
*Was originally casted for the role of "Genie" in Aladdin, but was replaced at the last minute for failing a drug test.

[[Category:CD-i]]

User:JRPizza

2008-01-11T20:04:56Z

JRPizza: /* Trivia */

[[Image:?????.jpg|thumb|This person has an effing question mark as a picture]]

==In brief==
Your typical inexperienced Pooper. Nobody special or particularly dreadful.

==History==
Someone on a forum he went to posted a link to a Poop, which he found hilarious. Later on, he got around to making his own. It wasn't that good.

===First poop seen===
[http://youtubepoop.com/**** Unknown]

===First poop made===

''YouTube Poop: Your sword is evil''

==Style==
Usually goes ad lib with anything he can download. He does do some planning beforehand, but often ends up improvising.

===Preferred Sources===
*[[CD-i]]
*[[Super Mario World]]
*Atari Mario Bros.
*Anything else he can get his grubby hands on.

===Preferred Methods===
*Blue Screen of Death (outdated when he realised it was lazy and unacceptable)
*Dinner Fetish

===Prefered Tech===
Windows Movie Maker (sob)

===Dislikes===
*Stuff he can't download
*People who give crap comments

==Reception==

===Criticism===
Oh come on. He uses Super Mario World and CD-i. Criticism is never far away.

===Achievements===

==Associates==


===In Real Life===
*HDwii

===Online===


===Influences===


===Fans===


==Poop Listing==
*Your sword is evil
*Zelda makes Impa an offer she can't refuse
*I'm going to dye my dong blue
*YOSHI GETS A ROUND OF APPLAUSE WHILE I PLAY UNFITTING MUSIC
*MAH-REE-OH WHE RAAAR EWE
*The Evil Forces of Ganon...and a Magnum Bill
*Dinner...for the dinosaurs!?
*Gwonam gets his revenge
*JEW CONK-LEAD BIT-RADY KING

==Other Information==

===Trivia===
He's tried to make a movie based off The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. It failed.

===Links===

===Other Links===

User:JRPizza

2008-01-11T20:02:07Z

JRPizza: /* Preferred Sources */

[[Image:?????.jpg|thumb|This person has an effing question mark as a picture]]

==In brief==
Your typical inexperienced Pooper. Nobody special or particularly dreadful.

==History==
Someone on a forum he went to posted a link to a Poop, which he found hilarious. Later on, he got around to making his own. It wasn't that good.

===First poop seen===
[http://youtubepoop.com/**** Unknown]

===First poop made===

''YouTube Poop: Your sword is evil''

==Style==
Usually goes ad lib with anything he can download. He does do some planning beforehand, but often ends up improvising.

===Preferred Sources===
*[[CD-i]]
*[[Super Mario World]]
*Atari Mario Bros.
*Anything else he can get his grubby hands on.

===Preferred Methods===
*Blue Screen of Death (outdated when he realised it was lazy and unacceptable)
*Dinner Fetish

===Prefered Tech===
Windows Movie Maker (sob)

===Dislikes===
*Stuff he can't download
*People who give crap comments

==Reception==

===Criticism===
Oh come on. He uses Super Mario World and CD-i. Criticism is never far away.

===Achievements===

==Associates==


===In Real Life===
*HDwii

===Online===


===Influences===


===Fans===


==Poop Listing==
*Your sword is evil
*Zelda makes Impa an offer she can't refuse
*I'm going to dye my dong blue
*YOSHI GETS A ROUND OF APPLAUSE WHILE I PLAY UNFITTING MUSIC
*MAH-REE-OH WHE RAAAR EWE
*The Evil Forces of Ganon...and a Magnum Bill
*Dinner...for the dinosaurs!?
*Gwonam gets his revenge
*JEW CONK-LEAD BIT-RADY KING

==Other Information==

===Trivia===
He's trying to make a movie based off The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. It isn't going well.

===Links===

===Other Links===

User:JRPizza

2007-12-02T20:22:04Z

JRPizza: New page: <!--This template forms the the backbone of a Pooper entry, it's fully customisable so you can add or delete whatever you want. Remember this isn't a profile page and may well be edited by...

[[Image:?????.jpg|thumb|This person has an effing question mark as a picture]]

==In brief==
Your typical inexperienced Pooper. Nobody special or particularly dreadful.

==History==
Someone on a forum he went to posted a link to a Poop, which he found hilarious. Later on, he got around to making his own. It wasn't that good.

===First poop seen===
[http://youtubepoop.com/**** Unknown]

===First poop made===

''YouTube Poop: Your sword is evil''

==Style==
Usually goes ad lib with anything he can download. He does do some planning beforehand, but often ends up improvising.

===Preferred Sources===
*[[CD-i]]
*[[Super Mario World]]
*Anything else he can get his grubby hands on.

===Preferred Methods===
*Blue Screen of Death (outdated when he realised it was lazy and unacceptable)
*Dinner Fetish

===Prefered Tech===
Windows Movie Maker (sob)

===Dislikes===
*Stuff he can't download
*People who give crap comments

==Reception==

===Criticism===
Oh come on. He uses Super Mario World and CD-i. Criticism is never far away.

===Achievements===

==Associates==


===In Real Life===
*HDwii

===Online===


===Influences===


===Fans===


==Poop Listing==
*Your sword is evil
*Zelda makes Impa an offer she can't refuse
*I'm going to dye my dong blue
*YOSHI GETS A ROUND OF APPLAUSE WHILE I PLAY UNFITTING MUSIC
*MAH-REE-OH WHE RAAAR EWE
*The Evil Forces of Ganon...and a Magnum Bill
*Dinner...for the dinosaurs!?
*Gwonam gets his revenge
*JEW CONK-LEAD BIT-RADY KING

==Other Information==

===Trivia===
He's trying to make a movie based off The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. It isn't going well.

===Links===

===Other Links===