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Vorhias

2007-11-23T04:04:54Z

JPT:

{{pooper}}


[[Image:Photo_21.jpg|thumb|Vorhias, the last thing you see before you die.]]

==In brief==

A riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in another enigma wrapped in two more mysteries then another enigma then only half a mystery, then a few more enigmas, then wrapped in a tasty fried dough wrap, smothered in vanilla extract, and then deep fried in maple butter and served to you the satisfied customer.

==History==

Noone knows how it happened but somehow Vorhias managed to come across the video WELCOME TO THE DUNGEON OF MY HAUNTED HOUSE sometime back in early 2007. After a long period of watching Poops, it was high time that Vorhias decided he wanted to be a part of the action. So he released his first ever YouTube Poop, Billo Wants To Get Silly, to much fanfare. (I made that part up.) While still a newcomer to the craft he has the distinction of being one of the oldest, and has plenty of untapped potential just waiting to be unlocked with THIS KEY!

Right now he is working as a Campaign Manager for the presidential campaign of Dr. [[Robotnik]].

===The UNTOLD/FAKE History===

Built in a lab in 1987, designed to hunt down and destroy everyone on the planet with the name "Jeff." Something went horribly wrong when someone accidentally poured mango salsa into the robot A-503's flux capacitation driver, and caused him to malfunction, thinking it was Marilyn Monroe with a flamethrower. After 4 years of wandering around in a dress WITHOUT a flamethrower a freak lightning bolt struck A-503 and gave it a fighting spirit unlike any other...which eventually assassinated 147 people in one half-hour...but those people lived in Alabama, so noone cared a whole lot. Soon afterwards he spontaneously combusted, only to spontaneously REcombust 5 minutes later into the form of a YouTube pooper named Vorhias, with machetes for hands....unfortunately this was 1994, and YouTube hadn't even been invented yet, so noone knew what the hell he was doing, so he went into temporary comatose stasis, brought on by listening to the first 5 seconds of a Kenny G album. As soon as he awoke from his self-imposed stasis it was 2007, and he forgot what he was doing and soon fell into a life of software piracy and now manages a chipmunk-fighting arena in Rappahannock.

===First poop seen===
[http://youtube.com/watch?v=ypfy56GOPrc WELCOME TO THE DUNGEON OF MY HAUNTED HOUSE]

===First poop made===
{{debut|eDyaa1lWTd0}}
[http://youtube.com/watch?v=eDyaa1lWTd0 Billo Wants To Get Silly]

===Style===

It's hard to pinpoint exactly what Vorhias' style is since he oft tries so many different things from sentence splicing to senseless repetition to complete total image breakdowns, etc.

Vorhias has a few trademarks that he's incorporated into many of his poops.

* A Star/Comet/Some Glowy Thing flies across the screen at somewhat inappropriate moments. Normally part of the "Fairy Dust" video effect in iMovie.
* Mutating an image with bump or pinch effects so a person speaking has an enormous head or a tiny mouth, etc.
* Extensive use of original music of his own creation.
* A clip of real-life former bandmates Josh Jensen and Taylor Keefe staging a punch, usually with original music or added-on sound effects in the background.
* A clip of a faux nuclear explosion taken from a graphic arts website.
* Using as obscure clips as possible. Vorhias has been known to show great disdain for most fads in YouTube poop.

[[Image:Danny-satan.jpg|thumb|Not Vorhias.]]

===Prefered Tech===

*[[iMovie HD]]

[[Image:Bikini2_01.jpg|thumb|Likewise Not Vorhias.]]

==Reception==

===Criticism===

* There was a very brief altercation between him and [[ApolloBoy]] against a confused conservative YouTube user, who didn't understand the concept of a YouTube Poop, and thought Vorhias' video, ''Billo Wants To Get Silly'' was meant as an attack on [[Bill O'Reilly]]. After explaining several times that he wasn't trying to make a statement (Vorhias personally despises O'Reilly, incidentally.) and several shots back and forth between him, ApolloBoy, and the user, Vorhias simply removed every unrelated comment he posted afterwards.

The incident inspired Vorhias to dedicate his next O'Reilly poop, ''Billo Have Bad Grammar'', to the user.

===Achievements===

* The first (And thus far ONLY) person to use [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kids_In_The_Hall Kids In The Hall] in a YouTube Poop.
* The first (And thus far ONLY) person to use [http://youtube.com/watch?v=rN2VqFPNS8w Read A Book] in a YouTube Poop.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yL-oq2GbkE Marijuana-Laced Toast] - #55 Top Rated (Today) (Places & Travel), #60 Most Discussed (Today) (Places & Travel), #29 Top Favorites (Today) (Places & Travel), #44 Most Linked (Today) (Places & Travel)
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=aOEryzcalRw Jawbone Of An Ass] - #67 Top Rated (Today) (Animals & Pets)
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX6QT9jjLE8 Mylar Balloons!] - #37 Most Linked (Today) (Howto & DIY)
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txwB-fYpM98 You Are An Egghead] - #61 Top Rated (Today) (Autos & Vehicles), #50 Top Favorites (Today) (Autos & Vehicles), #90 Most Linked (Today) (Autos & Vehicles)
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH6RELTeFVI#GU5U2spHI_4 This Video Will Eat Your Brains] - #23 Top Favorites (Today) (Travel & Places)
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z7SQv30umM Billo French-Kisses Ann Coulter] - #74 Most Viewed (Today) (Pets N' Animals), #43 Top Rated (Today) (Pets N' Animals), #67 Top Favorites (Today) (Pets N' Animals)
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=j4YUzMEQNlI My Cookies! (Sparta Remix)] - #56 - Most Viewed (Today) - Education, #23 - Top Rated (Today) - Education, #70 - Top Rated (This Week) - Education, #90 - Top Rated (This Month) - Education, #44 - Most Discussed (Today) - Education, #8 - Top Favorites (Today) - Education, #44 - Top Favorites (This Week) - Education, #50 - Top Favorites (This Month) - Education, #64 - Most Linked (Today) - Education

===Influences===

*[[StegBlob]]
*[[ApolloBoy]]
*[[DeeperCutt]]
*[[MrSimonAlt]]

[[Image:Crocodile_471006.jpg|thumb|I Eat Beans.]]

===Fans===


*People who either don't have a page on this here wiki or haven't bothered to write their name in.

==Poop Listing (So Far)==

* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=eDyaa1lWTd0 Billo Wants To Get Silly] - Billo attempts to get silly with the viewer, all this while laughing at human misery.
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=4HpiwKbJATQ Humble Pie] - [[The Tick]] can't pronounce [[Thrakkorzog]]'s name right, and he thinks he's rude.
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=XxhiYSxb-SI Billo Have Bad Grammar] - Billo attacks himself, evangelicals, and Dick Cheney with bad grammar, and ends on a song.
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZAhDHIKquVQ Thrakkorzog Scolds The Tick While I Play Ill-Fitting(?) Music] - Nuff Said.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c85I7ntEMU0 YOU'RE A CREEP!!!] - For the last time, [[Freakazoid]] doesn't want to see something strange and mystical!
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5o2ctWKoAo8 WE GOTTA... ] - [[Mario]] suffers from Alzheimers.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McOrwjOp2l8 [[Luigi]] Swims Away While I Play Actually-Quite-Fitting Music ] - Nuff Said.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yL-oq2GbkE Marijuana-Laced [[Toast]] ] - Mario accidentally eats some marijuana-laced toast and starts hallucinating Indian pop singers, and fat weathermen on tire-swings.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j60STEQIdHI Roy [[Koopa]] Runs Into A Pipe While I Play Ill-Fitting Music] - That's his name. Roy. Not Bully. ROY.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dCq_YotLEA Mr. Volcano's "Doing"] - [[The King]] expresses his disdain for Duke Onkeled, and a whole bunch of stuff happens in the meanwhile.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY48fiDMMZI Billo Sings From The Heart] - The #1 Summer Jam!
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOEryzcalRw Jawbone Of An Ass] - [[Pinky & The Brain]] suffer an epileptic seizure of words.
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=wPfniwoQ_rk Robotnik For President] - The Most Important Election Of Our Lives!!!
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX6QT9jjLE8 Mylar Balloons!] - Quan-Chi is dissatisfied with having to spend the rest of his days cooking with Scorpion.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZBNxnnhEr0 Pyro Plays Air-Guitar While I Play Ill-Fitting Music] - Shouldn't He Be Guarding The Base Or Something?
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhLR9JXSBJM Billo Reminds Us What's REALLY Important] - [[Bill O'Reilly|Me]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txwB-fYpM98 You Are An Egghead!] - The First Single from Duke Onkeled.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aolK3W3vTog Problem Producing Plumbers] - Luigi Learns How To Love It.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Nuw7fjdU0U Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner] - There is no escape for Inferno, from the deadly stone.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH6RELTeFVI This Video Will Eat Your Brains] - Round 2 YTP [[Tennis]] Match against [[DrKelexo]].
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z7SQv30umM Billo French-Kisses Ann Coulter] - The smutty details within!
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=JQnL3NF9Yd8 This Video Will Keep You Awake At Night] - Round 4 YTP Tennis Match against DrKelexo.
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=j4YUzMEQNlI My Cookies! (Sparta Remix)] - Hello, bandwagon. I'm gonna jump you.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEHy_NNj8Ik This Video Will Give You Nightmarish Visions] - Final Round vs. DrKelexo.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwNMDLl5Ep8 Handsome Volcano Rocks] - Create A Wild Mineral Water with George & Alan!

==Musical Pseudonyms==

Vorhias often inserts music of his own composition at random moments into his YouTube poops. If you hear a song you don't recognize it'll tend to be by him. His random musician pseudonyms are listed here:

* Sawtooth - General Techno
* DJ Caber Toss - Exotic Dance
* False Profit - Wierd-Sounding Electronica
* Tempest - Atmospheric Techno
* Clive Shropshire - Contemporary Dance
* 30 Helens Agree - Orchestral Dance
* Duke Onkeled - Electropoop Tunes

Maybe if Vorhias gets off his lazy rump and gets motivated enough to do so he'll put all his music into one spot.

===ElectroPoop Tunes===

Note: ElectroPoop is Vorhias' given name to any electronic tune that has been made with samples of clips from popular YouTube Poop fodder. (CD-i, Super Mario World, etc.)

* [http://www.filefreak.com/pfiles/31026/Squadalah.mp3 Squadalah (We're Off!)] (Trip Hop)
* [http://www.filefreak.com/pfiles/31026/You%20Are%20An%20Egghead.mp3 You Are An Egg Head] (Big Beat)
* [http://www.filefreak.com/pfiles/31026/Handsome%20Volcano%20Rocks.mp3 Handsome Volcano Rocks] (House)
* [http://www.filefreak.com/pfiles/31026/Jungle%20Toast.mp3 Jungle Toast] (Jungle/DnB)

See Also: [[YTPMV]].

===Music Used In Poops===
* "Digital Skeletons In A Digital Graveyard" by False Profit - [http://youtube.com/watch?v=eDyaa1lWTd0 Billo Wants To Get Silly]
* "Cities Of The Future" by Infected Mushroom - [http://youtube.com/watch?v=4HpiwKbJATQ Humble Pie]
* "Highland Legend" by DJ Caber Toss - [http://youtube.com/watch?v=XxhiYSxb-SI Billo Have Bad Grammar]
* "Robot Rock" by Daft Punk - [http://youtube.com/watch?v=XxhiYSxb-SI Billo Have Bad Grammar]
* "Kick Drum Island" by False Profit - [http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZAhDHIKquVQ Thrakkorzog Scolds The Tick While I Play Ill-Fitting Music]
* "Stuttering Pianos" by False Profit - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c85I7ntEMU0 YOU'RE A CREEP!!!]
* "We Are Not Gonna Make It" by The Presidents Of The United States Of America - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McOrwjOp2l8 Luigi Swims Away While I Play Actually-Quite-Fitting Music]
* "Gypsy Caravan" by 30 Helens Agree - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yL-oq2GbkE Marijuana-Laced Toast]
* "Goodbye Blue Sky" by Pink Floyd - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j60STEQIdHI Roy Koopa Runs Into A Pipe While I Play Ill-Fitting Music]
* "Daybreak In Darnassus" by Sawtooth - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX6QT9jjLE8 Mylar Balloons!]
* "Illinois" by John Linnell - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZBNxnnhEr0 Pyro Plays Air-Guitar While I Play Ill-Fitting Music]
* "War Pimp Renaissance" by Lard - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Nuw7fjdU0U Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner]

==Trivia==

[[Image:IRL Thing.jpg|thumb|The true visage of EVIL!]]

===Favorite Poops===

*1. [http://youtube.com/watch?v=5S66gt5hqJQ Frogsuit vs. Faucetface] by [[DeeperCutt]]
*2. [http://youtube.com/watch?v=qy4LEDdjLgs Robotnik's Sexy Suspender Striptease] by [[StegBlob]]
*3. Mario & Luigi Travel Through Time [http://youtube.com/watch?v=prrrwPQFfOs Part 1] & [http://youtube.com/watch?v=R_3bt37RPVw Part 2] by [[WalrusGuy]]
*4. [http://youtube.com/watch?v=snoIrxmW9fQ Captain Rescue Makes A Bowel Movement] by [[dvariano]]
*5. [http://youtube.com/watch?v=zMwNVAW3kfs This Is How The World Works] by [[Wikiwow]]

===Likes===

*Cult TV Shows
*Atheism
*Anything BBQ'd
*Music In General
*Paul Giamatti
*Bill Hicks
*The Peace Which Is What All True Warriors Strive For

===Likes In A Poop===

*[[Bill O'Reilly|Billo]] - Specifically Billo being made to look foolish.
*[[Freakazoid]] - One of my favorite shows from the 90s.
*Obscure TV Shows
*[[Super Mario World]] - Easily more quotable than any other poop material.
*[[Dr. Robotnik]] - I take that back. HE'S more quotable.

===Dislikes===

*Christianity
*AMVs
*Nu-Metal
*Conservatism
*Stupidity
*Most Animes
*Dane Cook
*Carlos Mencia
*YouTube Pages With Animated Backgrounds

===Dislikes In A Poop===

*Excessive [[Ear Rape]] - Ow. My ears. STOP.
*[[Ed,Edd n' Eddy]] - Possibly the most clinically retarded show still on TV.
*[[Anime]] - Lame.
*Overuse of Profanity/Sex Jokes - Seriously. One can only think "Only Link can fuck Ganon" is funny so many times before it gets tiresome.
*Bad Editing
*[[Tidyup]] - A tiny little loud purple thing...where's the humor in that?
*[[Chris Crocker]] - He's gonna get a reality show because of that video. Doesn't anyone else find that fucked up?
*[[Chadwarden]] - I'd like to nail him to the wall with Wii controllers while choking him to death with an X-Box 360.
*[[Dr Rabbit]] - Why the hell do people think it's so damn funny anyway?

===Other Stuff===

* Vorhias has been known to additionally post videos of songs of his own composition in his YouTube channel.

* Is never seen in public or in the YTP community without his fake metal mask. Noone knows why he always has this mask on. Is he hiding some horrible facial scar? A shadowy past? Maybe he's Osama Bin Laden, or maybe- *SHOT!*

===Links===
*[http://youtubepoop.com/pooper/Vorhias Youtube Poop Directory Listing]
*[http://youtube.com/user/Vorhias Youtube Account]


===Other Links===

*[http://reno.stage-select.com/ JnvComics - A Sprite Comic Site]
*[http://mrvorhias.deviantart.com/ His Deviant Art Account]
*[http://ccmixter.org/media/people/Sawtooth The Only Site He's Put Music On So Far]
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Vorhias

2007-10-23T04:49:19Z

JPT: /* Style */

{{pooper}}


[[Image:Photo_21.jpg|thumb|Vorhias, the last thing you see before you die.]]

==In brief==

A riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in another enigma wrapped in two more mysteries then another enigma then only half a mystery, then a few more enigmas, then wrapped in a tasty fried dough wrap, smothered in vanilla extract, and then deep fried in maple butter and served to you the satisfied customer.

==History==

Noone knows how it happened but somehow Vorhias managed to come across the video WELCOME TO THE DUNGEON OF MY HAUNTED HOUSE sometime back in early 2007. After a long period of watching Poops, it was high time that Vorhias decided he wanted to be a part of the action. So he released his first ever YouTube Poop, Billo Wants To Get Silly, to much fanfare. (I made that part up.) While still a newcomer to the craft he has the distinction of being one of the oldest, and has plenty of untapped potential just waiting to be unlocked with THIS KEY!

Right now he is working as a Campaign Manager for the presidential campaign of Dr. [[Robotnik]].

===The UNTOLD/FAKE History===

Built in a lab in 1987, designed to hunt down and destroy everyone on the planet with the name "Jeff." Something went horribly wrong when someone accidentally poured mango salsa into the robot A-503's flux capacitation driver, and caused him to malfunction, thinking it was Marilyn Monroe with a flamethrower. After 4 years of wandering around in a dress WITHOUT a flamethrower a freak lightning bolt struck A-503 and gave it a fighting spirit unlike any other...which eventually assassinated 147 people in one half-hour...but those people lived in Alabama, so noone cared a whole lot. Soon afterwards he spontaneously combusted, only to spontaneously REcombust 5 minutes later into the form of a YouTube pooper named Vorhias, with machetes for hands....unfortunately this was 1994, and YouTube hadn't even been invented yet, so noone knew what the hell he was doing, so he went into temporary comatose stasis, brought on by listening to the first 5 seconds of a Kenny G album. As soon as he awoke from his self-imposed stasis it was 2007, and he forgot what he was doing and soon fell into a life of software piracy and now manages a chipmunk-fighting arena in Rappahannock.

===First poop seen===
[http://youtube.com/watch?v=ypfy56GOPrc WELCOME TO THE DUNGEON OF MY HAUNTED HOUSE]

===First poop made===
{{debut|eDyaa1lWTd0}}
[http://youtube.com/watch?v=eDyaa1lWTd0 Billo Wants To Get Silly]

===Style===

It's hard to pinpoint exactly what Vorhias' style is since he oft tries so many different things from sentence splicing to senseless repetition to complete total image breakdowns, etc.

Vorhias has a few trademarks that he's incorporated into many of his poops.

* A Star/Comet/Some Glowy Thing flies across the screen at somewhat inappropriate moments. Normally part of the "Fairy Dust" video effect in iMovie.
* Mutating an image with bump or pinch effects so a person speaking has an enormous head or a tiny mouth, etc.
* Extensive use of original music of his own creation.
* A clip of real-life former bandmates Josh Jensen and Taylor Keefe staging a punch, usually with original music in the background.
* Using as obscure clips as possible. Vorhias has been known to show great disdain for most fads in YouTube poop.

[[Image:Danny-satan.jpg|thumb|Not Vorhias.]]

===Prefered Tech===

*[[iMovie HD]]

[[Image:Bikini2_01.jpg|thumb|Likewise Not Vorhias.]]

==Reception==

===Criticism===

* There was a very brief altercation between him and [[ApolloBoy]] against a confused conservative YouTube user, who didn't understand the concept of a YouTube Poop, and thought Vorhias' video, ''Billo Wants To Get Silly'' was meant as an attack on [[Bill O'Reilly]]. After explaining several times that he wasn't trying to make a statement (Vorhias personally despises O'Reilly, incidentally.) and several shots back and forth between him, ApolloBoy, and the user, Vorhias simply removed every unrelated comment he posted afterwards.

The incident inspired Vorhias to dedicate his next O'Reilly poop, ''Billo Have Bad Grammar'', to the user.

===Achievements===

* The first (And thus far ONLY) person to use [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kids_In_The_Hall Kids In The Hall] in a YouTube Poop.
* The first (And thus far ONLY) person to use [http://youtube.com/watch?v=rN2VqFPNS8w Read A Book] in a YouTube Poop.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yL-oq2GbkE Marijuana-Laced Toast] - #55 Top Rated (Today) (Places & Travel), #60 Most Discussed (Today) (Places & Travel), #29 Top Favorites (Today) (Places & Travel), #44 Most Linked (Today) (Places & Travel)
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=aOEryzcalRw Jawbone Of An Ass] - #67 Top Rated (Today) (Animals & Pets)
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX6QT9jjLE8 Mylar Balloons!] - #37 Most Linked (Today) (Howto & DIY)
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txwB-fYpM98 You Are An Egghead] - #79 Top Favorites (Today) (Autos & Vehicles)

===Influences===

*[[StegBlob]]
*[[ApolloBoy]]
*[[DeeperCutt]]
*[[MrSimonAlt]]

[[Image:Crocodile_471006.jpg|thumb|This Bears No Mention, Really.]]

===Fans===


WANT.

==Poop Listing (So Far)==

* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=eDyaa1lWTd0 Billo Wants To Get Silly] - Billo attempts to get silly with the viewer, all this while laughing at human misery.
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=4HpiwKbJATQ Humble Pie] - [[The Tick]] can't pronounce [[Thrakkorzog]]'s name right, and he thinks he's rude.
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=XxhiYSxb-SI Billo Have Bad Grammar] - Billo attacks himself, evangelicals, and Dick Cheney with bad grammar, and ends on a song.
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZAhDHIKquVQ Thrakkorzog Scolds The Tick While I Play Ill-Fitting(?) Music] - Nuff Said.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c85I7ntEMU0 YOU'RE A CREEP!!!] - For the last time, [[Freakazoid]] doesn't want to see something strange and mystical!
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5o2ctWKoAo8 WE GOTTA... ] - [[Mario]] suffers from Alzheimers.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McOrwjOp2l8 [[Luigi]] Swims Away While I Play Actually-Quite-Fitting Music ] - Nuff Said.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yL-oq2GbkE Marijuana-Laced [[Toast]] ] - Mario accidentally eats some marijuana-laced toast and starts hallucinating Indian pop singers, and fat weathermen on tire-swings.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j60STEQIdHI Roy [[Koopa]] Runs Into A Pipe While I Play Ill-Fitting Music] - That's his name. Roy. Not Bully. ROY.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dCq_YotLEA Mr. Volcano's "Doing"] - [[The King]] expresses his disdain for Duke Onkeled, and a whole bunch of stuff happens in the meanwhile.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY48fiDMMZI Billo Sings From The Heart] - The #1 Summer Jam!
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOEryzcalRw Jawbone Of An Ass] - [[Pinky & The Brain]] suffer an epileptic seizure of words.
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=wPfniwoQ_rk Robotnik For President] - The Most Important Election Of Our Lives!!!
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX6QT9jjLE8 Mylar Balloons!] - Quan-Chi is dissatisfied with having to spend the rest of his days cooking with Scorpion.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZBNxnnhEr0 Pyro Plays Air-Guitar While I Play Ill-Fitting Music] - Shouldn't He Be Guarding The Base Or Something?
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhLR9JXSBJM Billo Reminds Us What's REALLY Important] - [[Bill O'Reilly|Me]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txwB-fYpM98 You Are An Egghead!] - The First Single from Duke Onkeled.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aolK3W3vTog Problem Producing Plumbers] - Luigi Learns How To Love It.

==Musical Pseudonyms==

Vorhias often inserts music of his own composition at random moments into his YouTube poops. If you hear a song you don't recognize it'll tend to be by him. His random musician pseudonyms are listed here:

* Sawtooth - General Techno
* DJ Caber Toss - Exotic Dance
* False Profit - Wierd-Sounding Electronica
* Tempest - Atmospheric Techno
* Clive Shropshire - Contemporary Dance
* 30 Helens Agree - Orchestral Dance
* Duke Onkeled - Electropoop Tunes

Maybe if Vorhias gets off his lazy rump and gets motivated enough to do so he'll put all his music into one spot.

===ElectroPoop Tunes===

Note: ElectroPoop is Vorhias' given name to any electronic tune that has been made with samples of clips from popular YouTube Poop fodder. (CD-i, Super Mario World, etc.)

* [http://www.filefreak.com/pfiles/31026/Squadalah.mp3 Squadalah (We're Off!)] (Trip Hop)
* [http://www.filefreak.com/pfiles/31026/You%20Are%20An%20Egghead.mp3 You Are An Egg Head] (Big Beat)

See Also: [[YTPMV]].

===Music Used In Poops===
* "Digital Skeletons In A Digital Graveyard" by False Profit - [http://youtube.com/watch?v=eDyaa1lWTd0 Billo Wants To Get Silly]
* "Cities Of The Future" by Infected Mushroom - [http://youtube.com/watch?v=4HpiwKbJATQ Humble Pie]
* "Highland Legend" by DJ Caber Toss - [http://youtube.com/watch?v=XxhiYSxb-SI Billo Have Bad Grammar]
* "Robot Rock" by Daft Punk - [http://youtube.com/watch?v=XxhiYSxb-SI Billo Have Bad Grammar]
* "Kick Drum Island" by False Profit - [http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZAhDHIKquVQ Thrakkorzog Scolds The Tick While I Play Ill-Fitting Music]
* "Stuttering Pianos" by False Profit - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c85I7ntEMU0 YOU'RE A CREEP!!!]
* "We Are Not Gonna Make It" by The Presidents Of The United States Of America - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McOrwjOp2l8 Luigi Swims Away While I Play Actually-Quite-Fitting Music]
* "Gypsy Caravan" by 30 Helens Agree - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yL-oq2GbkE Marijuana-Laced Toast]
* "Goodbye Blue Sky" by Pink Floyd - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j60STEQIdHI Roy Koopa Runs Into A Pipe While I Play Ill-Fitting Music]
* "Daybreak In Darnassus" by Sawtooth - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX6QT9jjLE8 Mylar Balloons!]
* "Illinois" by John Linnell - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZBNxnnhEr0 Pyro Plays Air-Guitar While I Play Ill-Fitting Music]

==Trivia==

[[Image:IRL Thing.jpg|thumb|The true visage of EVIL!]]

===Favorite Poops===

*1. [http://youtube.com/watch?v=5S66gt5hqJQ Frogsuit vs. Faucetface] by [[DeeperCutt]]
*2. [http://youtube.com/watch?v=qy4LEDdjLgs Robotnik's Sexy Suspender Striptease] by [[StegBlob]]
*3. Mario & Luigi Travel Through Time [http://youtube.com/watch?v=prrrwPQFfOs Part 1] & [http://youtube.com/watch?v=R_3bt37RPVw Part 2] by [[WalrusGuy]]
*4. [http://youtube.com/watch?v=snoIrxmW9fQ Captain Rescue Makes A Bowel Movement] by [[dvariano]]
*5. [http://youtube.com/watch?v=zMwNVAW3kfs This Is How The World Works] by [[Wikiwow]]

===Likes===

*Cult TV Shows
*Atheism
*Anything BBQ'd
*Music In General
*Paul Giamatti
*Bill Hicks
*The Peace Which Is What All True Warriors Strive For

===Likes In A Poop===

*[[Bill O'Reilly|Billo]] - Specifically Billo being made to look foolish.
*[[Freakazoid]] - One of my favorite shows from the 90s.
*Obscure TV Shows
*[[Super Mario World]] - Easily more quotable than any other poop material.
*[[Dr. Robotnik]] - I take that back. HE'S more quotable.

===Dislikes===

*Christianity
*AMVs
*Nu-Metal
*Conservatism
*Stupidity
*Most Animes
*Dane Cook
*Carlos Mencia
*YouTube Pages With Animated Backgrounds

===Dislikes In A Poop===

*Excessive [[Ear Rape]] - Ow. My ears. STOP.
*[[Ed,Edd n' Eddy]] - Possibly the most clinically retarded show still on TV.
*[[Anime]] - Lame.
*Overuse of Profanity/Sex Jokes - Seriously. One can only think "Only Link can fuck Ganon" is funny so many times before it gets tiresome.
*Bad Editing
*[[Tidyup]] - A tiny little loud purple thing...where's the humor in that?
*[[Chris Crocker]] - He's gonna get a reality show because of that video. Doesn't anyone else find that fucked up?
*[[Chadwarden]] - I'd like to nail him to the wall with Wii controllers while choking him to death with an X-Box 360.
*[[Dr Rabbit]] - Why the hell do people think it's so damn funny anyway?

===Other Stuff===

* Vorhias has been known to additionally post videos of songs of his own composition in his YouTube channel.

* Is never seen in public or in the YTP community without his fake metal mask. Noone knows why he always has this mask on. Is he hiding some horrible facial scar? A shadowy past? Maybe he's Osama Bin Laden, or maybe- *SHOT!*

===Links===
*[http://youtubepoop.com/pooper/Vorhias Youtube Poop Directory Listing]
*[http://youtube.com/user/Vorhias Youtube Account]


===Other Links===

*[http://reno.stage-select.com/ JnvComics - A Sprite Comic Site]
*[http://mrvorhias.deviantart.com/ His Deviant Art Account]
*[http://ccmixter.org/media/people/Sawtooth The Only Site He's Put Music On So Far]
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