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King Harkinian

2009-08-08T19:38:47Z

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'''King Harkinian''', better known as simply '''The King''', is the noble ruler of the land of [[Hyrule]]. He loves talking about [[My Boy|his boi,]] which has been proven to be [[Link]]. He also constantly wonders what's for dinner, and likes to aid his far-away friend, [[Duke Onkled]]. However, the duke gave the king over to the forces of [[Ganon]], but when the king was rescued by [[Zelda]], he made Duke Onkled scrub all the floors in Hyrule for his mercy. His Castle was destroyed thanks to Zeus But the King killed Zeus by throwing dinner into his mouth.

Cultural Heritage: Sweden
==Early Life==
Very little is known about The King's early life, although it has been speculated that his father may have been Santa Claus. It also has been speculated that, when Harkinian was four (4) years old, he was known as [[Caillou]].

==Areas of Expertise==
*The King has extensive knowledge of what true warriors strive for, whether it be peace, [[dinner]], or certain bodily fluids ([[Cum]]).
*The King has mastered many psychic-based powers, and can teleport from outdoors to indoors in an instant. Rumor has it the idea for the movie "The Jumper" was based off of this skill.
*The King also has a Wii, but has not released his friend code to the Hyrulian public. He is currently one of the worst Wario Ware players, and sucks at Mario Party 8 and Mario Kart Wii.
*He rocks at Guitar Hero. [[Zelda]] dislikes this and will throw rocks at the King if he is caught playing it.
*He has his own brand of cereal, called Munf Munf. The cereal is so good that eating an entire box of it will make your head explode. The King likes to advertise his Munf Munf, but [[Gay Luigi]] keeps interrupting him. [[M. Bison]] thinks Munf Munf is DELICIOUS, and [[Glutko]] thinks it tastes like diarrhea, which is DELICIOUS to him.
*Expert at using a webcam, and tortures people who give him one star ratings on Youtube.
*It is rumored that he trained [[Xuchilbara]] in the ways of the Poop, but failed horribly.
*[[Vorhias]] managed to steal his dinner once. He barely made it out with his life.
*It is heavily suspected The King is a hard [[BOOZE|drinker]]. He usually drinks when talking about his "[[Link|boy]]", and even laughs like a drunk frequently, possibly even flirting with Zelda. This may be due to his bottomless goblet which he holds most of the time.
*The King is one of two people who have mastered the lightsaber in [[Hyrule]]. The other person is [[Link]].
*The King can utilize different kinds of beam attacks, mostly coming from his mouth. It is thought that everyone else got the Lazer shooting abilities from him. His signature attack is "Dinner Attack", where he turns inverted, gets red eyes, has his face replaced with dinner, and fires a massive beam.
*He also owns a spaceship. It looks very similar to the spaceship in Metroid.
*Knows some of the best places to eat dinner. His all time favorite restaurant was Morshu's Dinner Palace, eating there for dinner every day from the opening in 1967 to the closing in 1982. He stopped eating there when Rick bought the place and constantly [[Rick Roll|Rick Rolled]] The King everytime he tried to eat.
*Before he became the King of [[Hyrule]], he once wrote a book about his expertise in life called ''"[[Adolf Hitler|Mein Junge]]."'' He also wrote about his beliefs such as having peace becoming what all true warriors strive for.
{{vid|Io9hqmP9UTo}}
[[Image:King Christmas card.JPG|thumb|300px|Seasons Greetings from the king.]]

===Drug Abuse===
Sometime before his death he was a weed smoker. He and [[Sonic]] were on good terms and would normally always smoke weed together. Due to his drug addictions every time he tried to say "we" he mistakenly says "weed" due to either force of habit or a terrible voice actor hired by Philips. He appeared in a banned episode of [[Sonic Sez]] as a special guest to say the word weed.

===Death===

News of his death has not been released to the public yet, but it is a plausable fact. There are rumors going around that the king got so drunk, he succumbed to alcohol poisoning shortly after his merry laugh with Zelda. He then died, and was replaced by another, less alchohol-addicted king. The current king has yet to have been questioned on whether or not he is the original king, but it is very likely that he <i>isn't</i>. The original King may or may not be released from the pit, however, [[Gregg the Grim Reaper]] is getting pissed at the King's death happening so frequently. He died during a battle with [[Little Critter]] after he sacrificed himself to avenge his dad's death.

[[Image:Teamrocketaids.jpg|frame|right|James tried to give the King [[AIDS]] once. He, [[M. Bison|of course,]] failed.]]

==Possesions==
*The Triforce of Courage
*Lotsa [[Dinner]]
*A lightsaber
*A [[Dinner Blaster]], which fires cheeseburgers.
*A bottomless wine goblet
*The wierd headband he wears instead of a crown
*A ship. Possibly a yacht or a [[Lazy Town|pirate <del>shit</del> ship]].
*A [[Wii]]
*The only photo of his parents.
*A 1920's Austin convertible.
*A Toyota Hibrid
*A pet [[Platypus]]
*A Webcam
*Munf Munf
*A collection of sponges for which he constantly gives to Duke Onkled to scrub the floors in Hyrule.
*Several cellphones. (One of which he uses to call Jay Sherman to talk about dinner, peace and his Wii).

==Likes==
[[Image:DefaultCAXZUR43.jpg|thumb|right|The King, [[Link]], [[Gwonam]], and [[Zelda]] when they finally have their acclaimed [[dinner]].]]
*[[Dinner]]
*[[Link]]
*Arguing with [[Zelda]]
*Torturing [[Duke Onkled]]
*Being Kidnapped by [[Ganon]]
*Saying "[[My Boy]]"
*His pet [[Platypus]]
*Telling people to [[scrub]] stuff.
*Mudkips
*Laughing
*Saying The Number [[4]]
*Taking constant trips to Gamelon
*[[KFC]]
*His ship
*[[Gordon]]
*The number [[4]]
*Playing his Wii
*Using The Triforce Of Courage
*Cheeseburgers
*Reeses Pieces
*Dominos Pizza
*Ham
*SEEEH-GAHHH
*Virtual Boy
*THE FAR-LEFT LOONS
*My Neighbor Totoro
*[[No|His Mormon Faith (yes ladies, he's polygamous!)]]
*Summoning Bob the Builder to do his dirty work
*Duke Onkled's Diner
*[[Morshu's Dinner Palace]]
*Guitar Hero
*Vintage Cars
*Porco Rosso
*Ice Cream
*Dancing to Scatman John
*Mad Men (The TV series)
[[Image:Enough.jpg|thumb|right|ENOUGH]]
[[Image:Dinner.gif|thumb|right|Dinner]]
[[Image:Gangmahboi.jpg|thumb|right|The King attempting to rap about his boi.]]

==Dislikes==
*Not Having Dinner
*[[Ganon]]
*[[Zelda]]
*[[Snacks]]
*[[Potato chips|Chips]]
*[[Froggo]]
*[[Jimmy Neutron|Jimmy]] & [[Timmy Turner|Timmy]]
*[[Zeus]] (For stealing his MAH BOI line)
*Being questioned (Especially for his reasons of travel to Gamelon)
*His other pet fluffy
*Plymouth Voyagers and [[Anti-Uctions|Hyundai]] Sonatas (He sends them to the pit because he only likes vintage cars)
*[[Willy Wonka]] (he is causing children to not eat their [[dinner]]).
*Squadala Burger
*Gwonam's Pizzeria
*Rock Band
*Toasters (He epsecially hates The Brave Little Toaster)
*Rosebud Frozen Peas
*Blotto Bros. Wine
*[[I. Fleecem]] (The King has owed him money for oil, rope, dinner and a ship since 1947).
*Being Rick Rolled.

==Quotes==
*MAH BOI!
*Four!
*I wonder what's for dinner?
*[[AIDS]]!
*Then [[Fuck|FUCK]] [[You|YOU]] [[Gwonam|Mr. Cable Box]].
*Then get a job.
*[[You|YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]
*You're finally becoming a man, [[My Boy|boy]].
*After you [[scrub]] all the floors in hyrule, then we can talk about mercy! Take him away!
*HMMMM...how can [[Wii]] help?
*This peace is what all true warriors strive FOR!
*Zelda, [[Duke Onkled]] is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon. I'm going to Gamelon to aid him.
*Did somebody say "dinner"?
*Dinner Attack!
*This [[penis|dick]] is what all true warriors rub in the morning.
*After you rub your [[penis|Wii-Wii]], then we can scrub [[cum]] off the floors.
*What?
*If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link.
*ENOUGH!
*You saved me!
*My [[Shit|ship]] sails in the morning.
*I'll be in my quarters. If you hear any fits of rage, think of it as the wind.
*[[Zelda]], I'm under attack by the evil forces of [[Ganon]].

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King Harkinian

2009-08-08T19:20:43Z

Glugg2:

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'''King Harkinian''', better known as simply '''The King''', is the noble ruler of the land of [[Hyrule]]. He loves talking about [[My Boy|his boi,]] which has been proven to be [[Link]]. He also constantly wonders what's for dinner, and likes to aid his far-away friend, [[Duke Onkled]]. However, the duke gave the king over to the forces of [[Ganon]], but when the king was rescued by [[Zelda]], he made Duke Onkled scrub all the floors in Hyrule for his mercy. His Castle was destroyed thanks to Zeus But the King killed Zeus by throwing dinner into his mouth.

Cultural Heritage: Sweden
==Early Life==
Very little is known about The King's early life, although it has been speculated that his father may have been Santa Claus. It also has been speculated that, when Harkinian was four (4) years old, he was known as [[Caillou]].
==Areas of Expertise==
*The King has extensive knowledge of what true warriors strive for, whether it be peace, [[dinner]], or certain bodily fluids ([[Cum]]).
*The King has mastered many psychic-based powers, and can teleport from outdoors to indoors in an instant. Rumor has it the idea for the movie "The Jumper" was based off of this skill.
*The King also has a Wii, but has not released his friend code to the Hyrulian public. He is currently one of the worst Wario Ware players, and sucks at Mario Party 8 and Mario Kart Wii.
*He rocks at Guitar Hero. [[Zelda]] dislikes this and will throw rocks at the King if he is caught playing it.
*He has his own brand of cereal, called Munf Munf. The cereal is so good that eating an entire box of it will make your head explode. The King likes to advertise his Munf Munf, but [[Gay Luigi]] keeps interrupting him. [[M. Bison]] thinks Munf Munf is DELICIOUS, and [[Glutko]] thinks it tastes like diarrhea, which is DELICIOUS to him.
*Expert at using a webcam, and tortures people who give him one star ratings on Youtube.
*It is rumored that he trained [[Xuchilbara]] in the ways of the Poop, but failed horribly.
*[[Vorhias]] managed to steal his dinner once. He barely made it out with his life.
*It is heavily suspected The King is a hard [[BOOZE|drinker]]. He usually drinks when talking about his "[[Link|boy]]", and even laughs like a drunk frequently, possibly even flirting with Zelda. This may be due to his bottomless goblet which he holds most of the time.
*The King is one of two people who have mastered the lightsaber in [[Hyrule]]. The other person is [[Link]].
*The King can utilize different kinds of beam attacks, mostly coming from his mouth. It is thought that everyone else got the Lazer shooting abilities from him. His signature attack is "Dinner Attack", where he turns inverted, gets red eyes, has his face replaced with dinner, and fires a massive beam.
*He also owns a spaceship. It looks very similar to the spaceship in Metroid.
*Knows some of the best places to eat dinner. His all time favorite restaurant was Morshu's Dinner Palace, eating there for dinner every day from the opening in 1967 to the closing in 1982. He stopped eating there when Rick bought the place and constantly [[Rick Roll|Rick Rolled]] The King everytime he tried to eat.
*Before he became the King of [[Hyrule]], he once wrote a book about his expertise in life called ''"[[Adolf Hitler|Mein Junge]]."'' He also wrote about his beliefs such as having peace becoming what all true warriors strive for.
{{vid|Io9hqmP9UTo}}
[[Image:King Christmas card.JPG|thumb|300px|Seasons Greetings from the king.]]

===Drug Abuse===
Sometime before his death he was a weed smoker. He and [[Sonic]] were on good terms and would normally always smoke weed together. Due to his drug addictions every time he tried to say "we" he mistakenly says "weed" due to either force of habit or a terrible voice actor hired by Philips. He appeared in a banned episode of [[Sonic Sez]] as a special guest to say the word weed.

===Death===

News of his death has not been released to the public yet, but it is a plausable fact. There are rumors going around that the king got so drunk, he succumbed to alcohol poisoning shortly after his merry laugh with Zelda. He then died, and was replaced by another, less alchohol-addicted king. The current king has yet to have been questioned on whether or not he is the original king, but it is very likely that he <i>isn't</i>. The original King may or may not be released from the pit, however, [[Gregg the Grim Reaper]] is getting pissed at the King's death happening so frequently. He died during a battle with [[Little Critter]] after he sacrificed himself to avenge his dad's death.

[[Image:Teamrocketaids.jpg|frame|right|James tried to give the King [[AIDS]] once. He, [[M. Bison|of course,]] failed.]]

==Possesions==
*The Triforce of Courage
*Lotsa [[Dinner]]
*A lightsaber
*A [[Dinner Blaster]], which fires cheeseburgers.
*A bottomless wine goblet
*The wierd headband he wears instead of a crown
*A ship. Possibly a yacht or a [[Lazy Town|pirate <del>shit</del> ship]].
*A [[Wii]]
*The only photo of his parents.
*A 1920's Austin convertible.
*A Toyota Hibrid
*A pet [[Platypus]]
*A Webcam
*Munf Munf
*A collection of sponges for which he constantly gives to Duke Onkled to scrub the floors in Hyrule.
*Several cellphones. (One of which he uses to call Jay Sherman to talk about dinner, peace and his Wii).

==Likes==
[[Image:DefaultCAXZUR43.jpg|thumb|right|The King, [[Link]], [[Gwonam]], and [[Zelda]] when they finally have their acclaimed [[dinner]].]]
*[[Dinner]]
*[[Link]]
*Arguing with [[Zelda]]
*Torturing [[Duke Onkled]]
*Being Kidnapped by [[Ganon]]
*Saying "[[My Boy]]"
*His pet [[Platypus]]
*Telling people to [[scrub]] stuff.
*Mudkips
*Laughing
*Saying The Number [[4]]
*Taking constant trips to Gamelon
*[[KFC]]
*His ship
*[[Gordon]]
*The number [[4]]
*Playing his Wii
*Using The Triforce Of Courage
*Cheeseburgers
*Reeses Pieces
*Dominos Pizza
*Ham
*SEEEH-GAHHH
*Virtual Boy
*THE FAR-LEFT LOONS
*My Neighbor Totoro
*[[No|His Mormon Faith (yes ladies, he's polygamous!)]]
*Summoning Bob the Builder to do his dirty work
*Duke Onkled's Diner
*[[Morshu's Dinner Palace]]
*Guitar Hero
*Vintage Cars
*Porco Rosso
*Ice Cream
*Dancing to Scatman John
*Mad Men (The TV series)
[[Image:Enough.jpg|thumb|right|ENOUGH]]
[[Image:Dinner.gif|thumb|right|Dinner]]
[[Image:Gangmahboi.jpg|thumb|right|The King attempting to rap about his boi.]]

==Dislikes==
*Not Having Dinner
*[[Ganon]]
*[[Zelda]]
*[[Snacks]]
*[[Potato chips|Chips]]
*[[Froggo]]
*[[Jimmy Neutron|Jimmy]] & [[Timmy Turner|Timmy]]
*[[Zeus]] (For stealing his MAH BOI line)
*Being questioned (Especially for his reasons of travel to Gamelon)
*His other pet fluffy
*Plymouth Voyagers and [[Anti-Uctions|Hyundai]] Sonatas (He sends them to the pit because he only likes vintage cars)
*[[Willy Wonka]] (he is causing children to not eat their [[dinner]]).
*Squadala Burger
*Gwonam's Pizzeria
*Rock Band
*Toasters (He epsecially hates The Brave Little Toaster)
*Rosebud Frozen Peas
*Blotto Bros. Wine
*[[I. Fleecem]] (The King has owed him money for oil, rope, dinner and a ship since 1947).
*Being Rick Rolled.

==Quotes==
*MAH BOI!
*Four!
*I wonder what's for dinner?
*[[AIDS]]!
*Then [[Fuck|FUCK]] [[You|YOU]] [[Gwonam|Mr. Cable Box]].
*Then get a job.
*[[You|YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]
*You're finally becoming a man, [[My Boy|boy]].
*After you [[scrub]] all the floors in hyrule, then we can talk about mercy! Take him away!
*HMMMM...how can [[Wii]] help?
*This peace is what all true warriors strive FOR!
*Zelda, [[Duke Onkled]] is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon. I'm going to Gamelon to aid him.
*Did somebody say "dinner"?
*Dinner Attack!
*This [[penis|dick]] is what all true warriors rub in the morning.
*After you rub your [[penis|Wii-Wii]], then we can scrub [[cum]] off the floors.
*What?
*If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link.
*ENOUGH!
*You saved me!
*My [[Shit|ship]] sails in the morning.
*I'll be in my quarters. If you hear any fits of rage, think of it as the wind.
*[[Zelda]], I'm under attack by the evil forces of [[Ganon]].

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Adobe Premiere

2009-08-08T18:51:32Z

Glugg2:

You won't find it in Nairobi, though they have spectacular [[Hotel Mario|hotels]].
Adobe Premiere is another popular pooping platform, although it isn't used as frequently as [[Sony Vegas]], most likely because the program requires a powerful computer to run and has a higher learning curve. The relatively simple and intuitive interface of Adobe Premiere is frequently compared to that of a Boeing 747-800. There are two types of Premiere, Premiere Elements is the more easier to use, cheaper version but also less effects compared to its more complex brother and Premiere where the choice is unlimited but can cost $600.

Advantages over WMM:
* Layering
* Simple Reverse Effect, in WMM a reverse effect is possible but it requires timing in cutting the clips small enough and rearrange the clips so the end result is jerky
* More Visual Customization (unless custom plugins were installed on WMM but extra plugins do exist for Vegas except that they are expensive)
* Able to have other methods of [[Poopisms|Ear Rape]]
* Audio Effects including the pitch shift which is often used in [[YTPMV]]s (Pitch shift only exists in WMM XP and even then it only happens when you speed up or slow down a clip)
* More reliable as in that the program does not crash as often as WMM which can crash by itself, however compared to Vegas this crashes more sometimes to the point of reinstalling the thing as Stegblob experienced.

Disadvantages over WMM:
* Requires a more powerful computer to run properly.
* Said to be impossible to find in Nairobi.

==Poopers who use this software==
*[[BMATF]]
*[[Bigluigiandsonicfan]]
*[[Hobopigeon]]
*[[IkwaylxZ|Ikwaylx]]
*[[MAZZ0Murder]]
*[[Misselaineous10]] (she also uses Vegas as of recently in April 2009)
*[[NinjaCoachZ]]
*[[OlmecProductions|Olmec]]
*[[Quax94]] (did use but moved to Vegas)
*[[SeductiveBaz]]
*[[Stegblob]]
*[[toadomos]]
*[[Deepercutt]]
*[[MrTennek]]
*[[The Electric Cheese]]