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Link: The Faces of Evil

2014-08-07T07:37:54Z

Game2010: /* Disliked by */ fixing link

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[[image:81 f.jpg|thumb|The front cover to this gem of a game.]]
[[image:81 b.jpg|thumb|The back cover relates an undying legend.]]
[[image:81 cd1.jpg|thumb|The nigh-mythical disc itself, seen only by kings.]]
==Description==
Like [[Hotel Mario]], this is a <strike>good</strike> bad game made for the [[CD-i]], and made by [[Cd-i Advert|Philips]], who invented the CD-i. It's story is that at a peaceful day in [[Hyrule]], [[Link]] got bored, because there is nothing to do. [[King Harkinian]], king of Hyrule said that that is where all true warriors strife for. Then Link wonders what [[Ganon]] is doing at this moment. Right after it, [[Gwonam]] the carpet guy is coming in the castle, saying that Ganon has attacked [[Koridai]]. The king asks how he can help. Gwonam is saying that it's written that ONLY Link can defeat Ganon. Link is happy to hear that, and goes on another adventure. He first asked a kiss to [[Zelda]], but she declined. After Link got on Gwonam's carpet, Gwonam says: "[[Squadallah]], we're off!", and they fly away. Link askes what the heads are he points at. Gwonam explains those are the so-called Faces of Evil. Link has to defeat them each before he can battle Ganon. But at first, a location is needed. Gwonam let appear [[the Map]] and asked Link where he goes first.

It, along with [[Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]], are quite possibly the most frequently-used poop sources. Because they have been used so many times, poops using them are usually considered repetitive. However, CD-i videos can be amazing if done correctly.

====Made by====
Philips/Animation Magic
:USA (voice acting,storyline, programming)/UK (backgrounds)/Russia (animation)

==Characters==
''With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops''

* [[Link]]
* [[Zelda]]
* [[King Harkinian]]
* [[Gwonam]]
* [[Ganon]]
* [[Morshu]]
* [[Militron]]
* [[Glutko]]
* [[Goronu]]
* [[Lupay]]
* [[Beeswax]]
* [[Fisherman]]
* [[Harlequin]]
* [[Sleepy Bones]]

==Usage==

===First Used in a Poop by===
* [[DukeofFortuneMan]]

===Often Used by===
*[[Walrusguy]]
*[[PapaGonzales]]
*[[Tabull89]]
*[[Wilytank]]
*[[Nintendogs1000]]
*[[dreamcastboy99filmz]]

===Sometimes Used by===

*[[Ophios]]
*[[TVBPoop]]
*[[MRINSTRUCTIONBOOK]]
*[[Dark Fox]]


===Disliked by===

*[[you|everyone]].....except maybe Cleveland and most definitely the person who made this [http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/zeldacdi/zeldacdi.htm article].
*Nintendo, because it's an ugly stain on an otherwise great franchise.


==Further information==
It is proven that THIS, is the 7th best game ever made.

It is still better than [[shit|Twilight]]

Link: Faces of Evil can be downloaded [http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&u=http://quebecgamers.com/impressions/cdi/faces_of_evil/index.html&prev=/search%3Fq%3DQueBec%2BGamers%26hl%3Den here].
===Main Source for Poopers===

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=361r2xkVRcU YouTube (high quality cutscenes)]

[[Category:CD-i]]
[[Category:Sources - Video Games]]
[[Category:Angry Video Game Nerd]]
[[Category:Sources - Created by Philips Media]]

Link: The Faces of Evil

2014-08-07T07:36:57Z

Game2010: /* Disliked by */ minor additions and corrections

{{media}}
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|name=Link: The Faces of Evil
|image=Menu3.jpg
|country=USA
|type=
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[[image:81 f.jpg|thumb|The front cover to this gem of a game.]]
[[image:81 b.jpg|thumb|The back cover relates an undying legend.]]
[[image:81 cd1.jpg|thumb|The nigh-mythical disc itself, seen only by kings.]]
==Description==
Like [[Hotel Mario]], this is a <strike>good</strike> bad game made for the [[CD-i]], and made by [[Cd-i Advert|Philips]], who invented the CD-i. It's story is that at a peaceful day in [[Hyrule]], [[Link]] got bored, because there is nothing to do. [[King Harkinian]], king of Hyrule said that that is where all true warriors strife for. Then Link wonders what [[Ganon]] is doing at this moment. Right after it, [[Gwonam]] the carpet guy is coming in the castle, saying that Ganon has attacked [[Koridai]]. The king asks how he can help. Gwonam is saying that it's written that ONLY Link can defeat Ganon. Link is happy to hear that, and goes on another adventure. He first asked a kiss to [[Zelda]], but she declined. After Link got on Gwonam's carpet, Gwonam says: "[[Squadallah]], we're off!", and they fly away. Link askes what the heads are he points at. Gwonam explains those are the so-called Faces of Evil. Link has to defeat them each before he can battle Ganon. But at first, a location is needed. Gwonam let appear [[the Map]] and asked Link where he goes first.

It, along with [[Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]], are quite possibly the most frequently-used poop sources. Because they have been used so many times, poops using them are usually considered repetitive. However, CD-i videos can be amazing if done correctly.

====Made by====
Philips/Animation Magic
:USA (voice acting,storyline, programming)/UK (backgrounds)/Russia (animation)

==Characters==
''With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops''

* [[Link]]
* [[Zelda]]
* [[King Harkinian]]
* [[Gwonam]]
* [[Ganon]]
* [[Morshu]]
* [[Militron]]
* [[Glutko]]
* [[Goronu]]
* [[Lupay]]
* [[Beeswax]]
* [[Fisherman]]
* [[Harlequin]]
* [[Sleepy Bones]]

==Usage==

===First Used in a Poop by===
* [[DukeofFortuneMan]]

===Often Used by===
*[[Walrusguy]]
*[[PapaGonzales]]
*[[Tabull89]]
*[[Wilytank]]
*[[Nintendogs1000]]
*[[dreamcastboy99filmz]]

===Sometimes Used by===

*[[Ophios]]
*[[TVBPoop]]
*[[MRINSTRUCTIONBOOK]]
*[[Dark Fox]]


===Disliked by===

*[[you|everyone]].....except maybe Cleveland and most definitely the person who made this [http://http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/zeldacdi/zeldacdi.htm article].
*Nintendo, because it's an ugly stain on an otherwise great franchise.


==Further information==
It is proven that THIS, is the 7th best game ever made.

It is still better than [[shit|Twilight]]

Link: Faces of Evil can be downloaded [http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&u=http://quebecgamers.com/impressions/cdi/faces_of_evil/index.html&prev=/search%3Fq%3DQueBec%2BGamers%26hl%3Den here].
===Main Source for Poopers===

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=361r2xkVRcU YouTube (high quality cutscenes)]

[[Category:CD-i]]
[[Category:Sources - Video Games]]
[[Category:Angry Video Game Nerd]]
[[Category:Sources - Created by Philips Media]]

Link: The Faces of Evil

2014-08-07T07:35:55Z

Game2010: /* Disliked by */ adding stuff

{{media}}
{{MediaBox
|name=Link: The Faces of Evil
|image=Menu3.jpg
|country=USA
|type=
|creator=Animation Magic
|year=1993
}}
[[image:81 f.jpg|thumb|The front cover to this gem of a game.]]
[[image:81 b.jpg|thumb|The back cover relates an undying legend.]]
[[image:81 cd1.jpg|thumb|The nigh-mythical disc itself, seen only by kings.]]
==Description==
Like [[Hotel Mario]], this is a <strike>good</strike> bad game made for the [[CD-i]], and made by [[Cd-i Advert|Philips]], who invented the CD-i. It's story is that at a peaceful day in [[Hyrule]], [[Link]] got bored, because there is nothing to do. [[King Harkinian]], king of Hyrule said that that is where all true warriors strife for. Then Link wonders what [[Ganon]] is doing at this moment. Right after it, [[Gwonam]] the carpet guy is coming in the castle, saying that Ganon has attacked [[Koridai]]. The king asks how he can help. Gwonam is saying that it's written that ONLY Link can defeat Ganon. Link is happy to hear that, and goes on another adventure. He first asked a kiss to [[Zelda]], but she declined. After Link got on Gwonam's carpet, Gwonam says: "[[Squadallah]], we're off!", and they fly away. Link askes what the heads are he points at. Gwonam explains those are the so-called Faces of Evil. Link has to defeat them each before he can battle Ganon. But at first, a location is needed. Gwonam let appear [[the Map]] and asked Link where he goes first.

It, along with [[Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]], are quite possibly the most frequently-used poop sources. Because they have been used so many times, poops using them are usually considered repetitive. However, CD-i videos can be amazing if done correctly.

====Made by====
Philips/Animation Magic
:USA (voice acting,storyline, programming)/UK (backgrounds)/Russia (animation)

==Characters==
''With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops''

* [[Link]]
* [[Zelda]]
* [[King Harkinian]]
* [[Gwonam]]
* [[Ganon]]
* [[Morshu]]
* [[Militron]]
* [[Glutko]]
* [[Goronu]]
* [[Lupay]]
* [[Beeswax]]
* [[Fisherman]]
* [[Harlequin]]
* [[Sleepy Bones]]

==Usage==

===First Used in a Poop by===
* [[DukeofFortuneMan]]

===Often Used by===
*[[Walrusguy]]
*[[PapaGonzales]]
*[[Tabull89]]
*[[Wilytank]]
*[[Nintendogs1000]]
*[[dreamcastboy99filmz]]

===Sometimes Used by===

*[[Ophios]]
*[[TVBPoop]]
*[[MRINSTRUCTIONBOOK]]
*[[Dark Fox]]


===Disliked by===

*[[you|everyone]].....except maybe Cleveland and the person who made this [http://http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/zeldacdi/zeldacdi.htm article].
*Nintendo, because it's an ugly stain on an otherwise great franchise.

]

==Further information==
It is proven that THIS, is the 7th best game ever made.

It is still better than [[shit|Twilight]]

Link: Faces of Evil can be downloaded [http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&u=http://quebecgamers.com/impressions/cdi/faces_of_evil/index.html&prev=/search%3Fq%3DQueBec%2BGamers%26hl%3Den here].
===Main Source for Poopers===

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=361r2xkVRcU YouTube (high quality cutscenes)]

[[Category:CD-i]]
[[Category:Sources - Video Games]]
[[Category:Angry Video Game Nerd]]
[[Category:Sources - Created by Philips Media]]

Deepercutt

2010-04-30T07:38:14Z

Game2010: /* Reception */

{{Pooper}}{{boomer}}{{newsstaff}}

[[Image:Dannyiw3.jpg|thumb|Deepercutt in real life.]]

"Who's deep now?"

==History==
{{debut|EB0YjIO1dRo}}


===First poop seen===
[http://youtubepoop.com/**** Unknown]

===First poop made===
Football is for Eggheads (seen to the right)

===Dislikes===

*Trolling (Even though caught being an Ex-troll at the time.)
*Effortless Poopers
*[[Retired Poopers]]
*Spam threads.

==Associates==


===Online===

*[[Arufonzu]]
*[[Xuchilbara]]
*[[Captpan6]]

===Fans===


* [[ShreddaX]]

* [[crabzman]]

* [[azsxdc3756]]

* [[Kawiia17]]

* [[Smohler900]]

* [[staaanky]]

* [[Zatchy]]

*[[crabzman]] "he's one of my many youtube poop idols!"

* [[NinjaCoachZ]]

* [[Quax94]]

== Status ==
*Deepercutt still makes many poops to this day and claims that he has no intention of quitting.

===Reception===
Most of his poops are generally well received by fans, [[Deepercutt's fans|even if most of them are fanboys]]. His first video to ever get a rating lower then 4.5 stars was "YOU'RE TOO SLOW Sparta Remix". It had a 3 star rating, and it soon became a fad to post a video showing a reaction to the rating. Deepercutt has removed the video for some pretty fucking obvious reasons. He has been hated on for a long time by the [[YouChewPoop]] forums for excessive trolling and raging. Deepercutt vowed to put an end to it, and convert himself into becoming a pacifist... whether or not this helps him out in the long run is beyond me...

===Trivia===
*Deepercutt is one of the first people to make a Mortal Kombat Youtube Poop
*Deepercutt tends to joke about having a crush on female members of the forums. However, he was found having sex with [[Feghoot]].
*Deepercutt once told NS2 that he thought he was the real [[Solid Snake]].
*Deepercutt is not a virgin.
*Considered being one of the first poopers to branch himself off and become "overrated" throughout 2007 down to the present day of youtube. Many consider him to either be "That one guy nobody likes" or "That fat troll that [[shit]]s fire".

===Achievements===

* Edited this whole article.
* Met with [[Toadomos]], [[Miss10]], Jazykuun, and Blacknight all in person at the Florida Supercon.
* Got and lost the [[Pyro]] Beanie.
* Over 33,000 subscribers, and is probably the most subscribed [[Youtube Pooper]] today. He even ''beat [[WalrusGuy]]''.

==Links==

*[http://youtubepoop.com/pooper/deepercutt Youtube Poop Directory Listing]
*[http://youtube.com/user/Deepercutt Youtube Account]

King Harkinian

2010-04-30T06:05:05Z

Game2010: /* Areas of Expertise */

{{char}}
{{NominatedFeature}}
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|name=King Harkinian
|image=4fourIV.jpg
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|age=64/65 (at most)
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|nationality=Swedish
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'''King Harkinian''', better known as simply '''The King''', is the noble ruler of the land of [[Hyrule]] and one of the most famous characters in the [[YouTube Poop]] universe. He loves talking about [[Link|his boi,]] which has been proven to be [[Link]]. He also constantly wonders what's for dinner, and likes to aid his far-away friend, [[Duke Onkled]]. However, the duke gave the king over to the forces of [[Ganon]], but when the king was rescued by [[Zelda]], he made Duke Onkled scrub all the floors in Hyrule for his mercy, and later sentenced him to death. His castle has been destroyed several times over the years.

==Early Life==
[[Image:The-Kings-Parents-1945.jpg|thumb|The King's parents.]]
Very little is known about The King's early life, although it has been speculated that his father may have been Santa Claus. It is known that he was born sometime in 1945.

==Areas of Expertise==
*The King has extensive knowledge of what true warriors strive for, whether it be peace, [[dinner]], or certain [[Cum|bodily fluids]].
*The King has mastered many psychic-based powers, and can teleport from outdoors to indoors in an instant. Rumor has it the idea for the movie "Jumper" was based off this skill.
*The King also has a Wii, but has not released his friend code to the Hyrulian public. He is currently one of the worst [[Wario]] Ware players, and sucks at Mario Party 8 and Mario Kart Wii.
*He rocks at Guitar Hero. [[Zelda]] dislikes this and will throw rocks at the King if he is caught playing it.
*He has his own brand of cereal, called Munf Munf. The cereal is so good that eating an entire box of it will make your head explode. The King likes to advertise his Munf Munf, but [[Gay Luigi]] keeps interrupting him. [[M. Bison]] thinks Munf Munf is DELICIOUS, and [[Glutko]] thinks it tastes like diarrhea, which is DELICIOUS to him.
*Expert at using a webcam, and tortures people who give him one-star ratings on Youtube.
*It is rumored that he trained [[Xuchilbara]] in the ways of the Poop, but failed horribly.
*[[Vorhias]] managed to steal his dinner once. He barely made it out with his life.
*It is heavily suspected The King is a hard [[BOOZE|drinker]]. He usually drinks when talking about his "[[Link|boy]]", and even laughs like a drunk frequently, possibly even flirting with Zelda. This may be due to his bottomless goblet which he holds most of the time.
*The King is one of two people who have mastered the lightsaber in [[Hyrule]]. The other person is [[Link]].
*The King can utilize different kinds of beam attacks, mostly coming from his mouth. It is thought that everyone else got the Lazer shooting abilities from him. His signature attack is "Dinner Attack", where he turns inverted, gets red eyes, has his face replaced with dinner, and fires a massive beam.
*Knows some of the best places to eat dinner. His all time favorite restaurant was [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]], eating there for dinner every day from the opening in 1967 to the closing in 1985. He stopped eating there when Rick bought the place and constantly [[Rick Roll|Rick Rolled]] The King everytime he tried to eat.
*Before he became the King of [[Hyrule]], he once wrote a book about his expertise in life called ''"[[Adolf Hitler|Mein Junge]]."'' He also wrote about his beliefs such as having peace becoming what all true warriors strive for.
*He once walked to Gamelon after Ganon seized his [[ship]]. It is unclear how he got there. He either has the ability to walk on water or breath underwater.
*During his time in the pit, he gained the power of regeneration, which explains why he took it so well when he got his dick caught in the door.
* His belching can resurrect the dead if he consumes alcohol during a funeral, such as resurrecting [[Impa]] who died of a heart attack due to loud thunder, and because the zombies get destructive and he has to belch to revert them into living beings while [[Link|someone]] uses the [[Book of Koridai]]. He is now forbidden from drinking alchohol during funerals. {{vid|mUZcqomD_YY}}
{{vid|Io9hqmP9UTo}}
[[Image:King Christmas card.JPG|thumb|300px|Seasons greetings from the king.]]
[[Image:Teamrocketaids.jpg|thumb|right|[[Team Rocket|James]] tried to give the King [[AIDS]] once. He, [[M. Bison|of course,]] failed.]]
[[Image:DefaultCAXZUR43.jpg|thumb|right|The King, [[Link]], [[Gwonam]], and [[Zelda]] when they finally have their acclaimed [[dinner]].]]
{{vid|m73qRnCsdFM}}
[[Image:Gangmahboi.jpg|thumb|right|The King attempting to rap about his boi.]]
[[Image:5292 1165786834126 1511575173 457031 2729346 n.jpg|thumb|right|The King in real life]]
{{vid|9jQ1k92JnUw}}

===Drug Abuse===
Sometime before 2007 he was a weed smoker. He and [[Sonic]] were on good terms and would normally always smoke weed together. Due to his drug addictions every time he tried to say "we" he mistakenly says "weed" due to either force of habit or a terrible voice actor hired by Philips. He appeared in a banned episode of [[Sonic Sez]] as a special guest to say the word weed.

==Likes==
*[[Dinner]]
*Food
*[[Link]]
*Arguing with [[Zelda]]
*Torturing [[Duke Onkled]]
*Dancing with [[Ganon]]
*Saying "[[My Boy]]"
*His pet platypus
*Telling people to [[scrub]] stuff.
*[[Laughing]]
*Taking constant trips to Gamelon.
*Evanescence
*[[KFC]]
*His Ship
*The number [[4]]
*Playing his Wii.
*[[No|His Fundamental Mormon Faith(FLDS) ..yes ladies, he's polygamous!]]
*Summoning Bob the Builder to do his dirty work
*Duke Onkled's Diner
*[[Morshu's Dinner Palace]]
*Guitar Hero
*His car
*[[Scatman]]
*Mad Men (The TV series)
*[[Whinefeld]] (He thinks it's funny. Strange, considering that [[Robin]] thought that it was the freakiest thing he had ever seen.)
*Cars (The Movie)
*Hades (Only because he is enemies with Zeus)
*Fishing
*Giving unreasonable demands

==Dislikes==
*Not having dinner
*[[Ganon]]
*[[Zelda]], however this is questionable, as he sent Duke Onkled to prison for asking [[sex]] from Zelda, implying that he cares somewhat for her.
*[[Snacks]]
*[[Potato chips]]
*[[Froggo]]
*Zeus (For stealing his MAH BOI line)
*The (fake) King from the Zelda cartoon
*[[Big Cheese]] (See Zeus)
*Being questioned (Especially for his reasons of travel to Gamelon)
*His other pet Fluffy.
*[[Communist|Tra]][[German|bants]] (he says that they are pieces of [[shit]].)
*[[Willy Wonka]] (he is causing children to not eat their [[dinner]]).
*Squadala Burger
*Gwonam's Pizzeria
*Rick's Roll's (Rick Astley's short lived restaurant that replaced [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]])
*Rock Band ([[Link]] plays it all the time)
*Rosebud Frozen Peas
*Blotto Bros. Wine
*[[I. Fleecem]] (The King has owed him money for oil, rope, dinner and a ship since 1957).
*Slamming his penis in a door.

==Quotes==
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|MAH BOI!}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|This peace is what all true warriors strive FOR!}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|Four!}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|I wonder what's for dinner?}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|[[Yes|YES!!]]}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|[[AIDS]]!}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|Then get a job.}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|[[You|YOU!]]}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|You're finally becoming a man, [[My Boy|boy]].}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|After you [[scrub]] all the floors in Hyrule, then we can talk about mercy! Take him away!}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|HMMMM...how can [[Wii|we]] help?}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|Zelda, [[Duke Onkled]] is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon. I'm going to Gamelon to aid him.}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|Did somebody say "dinner"?}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|What?}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link.}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|ENOUGH!}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|You saved me!}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|My [[ship]] sails in the morning.}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|[[Zelda]], I'm under attack by the evil forces of [[Ganon]].}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|Don't talk shit, what's for my [[fuck]]ing dinner?}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|Holy [[shit]]!}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|Don't eat me for dinner! I taste like shit}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|[[I]] saved myself!!}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|I'm going to have ICE CREAM for dinner!}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|ENOUGH!!! [[I]] can't turn my back for 4 minutes without [[you]] sons of bitches [[dick]]ing around!}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|Enough! [[I]] rule this place! Do what [[I]] say and SHUT THE [[hell|HELL]] UP!}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Who the [[hell]] do [[you]] think [[you]]'re talking to?}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|WHA?! What the [[hell]]?!}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|[[Zelda]], [[I]]'m always talking about [[dinner]].}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I'm going fishing.}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|[[Link]], [[I]] ate fish for [[dinner]].}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|Talk to me, boy!}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|This is me!}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|[[I]] don't k[[no]]w what to say!!}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I'm going to walk.}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|Talk to the hand cause you don't hear the face in a month.}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|Don't talk about time to me, boy!}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|I'm going to get dinner!}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|Don't talk back boi. I've had a rough day.}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|Do you even know what I'm going through!?!?}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:King Harkinian}}
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[[Category:Video Game Characters]]
[[Category:Fat Characters]]
[[Category:Royal Characters]]
[[Category:Internet Memes]]
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King Harkinian

2010-04-30T06:02:57Z

Game2010: /* Areas of Expertise */

{{char}}
{{NominatedFeature}}
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'''King Harkinian''', better known as simply '''The King''', is the noble ruler of the land of [[Hyrule]] and one of the most famous characters in the [[YouTube Poop]] universe. He loves talking about [[Link|his boi,]] which has been proven to be [[Link]]. He also constantly wonders what's for dinner, and likes to aid his far-away friend, [[Duke Onkled]]. However, the duke gave the king over to the forces of [[Ganon]], but when the king was rescued by [[Zelda]], he made Duke Onkled scrub all the floors in Hyrule for his mercy, and later sentenced him to death. His castle has been destroyed several times over the years.

==Early Life==
[[Image:The-Kings-Parents-1945.jpg|thumb|The King's parents.]]
Very little is known about The King's early life, although it has been speculated that his father may have been Santa Claus. It is known that he was born sometime in 1945.

==Areas of Expertise==
*The King has extensive knowledge of what true warriors strive for, whether it be peace, [[dinner]], or certain [[Cum|bodily fluids]].
*The King has mastered many psychic-based powers, and can teleport from outdoors to indoors in an instant. Rumor has it the idea for the movie "Jumper" was based off of this skill.
*The King also has a Wii, but has not released his friend code to the Hyrulian public. He is currently one of the worst [[Wario]] Ware players, and sucks at Mario Party 8 and Mario Kart Wii.
*He rocks at Guitar Hero. [[Zelda]] dislikes this and will throw rocks at the King if he is caught playing it.
*He has his own brand of cereal, called Munf Munf. The cereal is so good that eating an entire box of it will make your head explode. The King likes to advertise his Munf Munf, but [[Gay Luigi]] keeps interrupting him. [[M. Bison]] thinks Munf Munf is DELICIOUS, and [[Glutko]] thinks it tastes like diarrhea, which is DELICIOUS to him.
*Expert at using a webcam, and tortures people who give him one-star ratings on Youtube.
*It is rumored that he trained [[Xuchilbara]] in the ways of the Poop, but failed horribly.
*[[Vorhias]] managed to steal his dinner once. He barely made it out with his life.
*It is heavily suspected The King is a hard [[BOOZE|drinker]]. He usually drinks when talking about his "[[Link|boy]]", and even laughs like a drunk frequently, possibly even flirting with Zelda. This may be due to his bottomless goblet which he holds most of the time.
*The King is one of two people who have mastered the lightsaber in [[Hyrule]]. The other person is [[Link]].
*The King can utilize different kinds of beam attacks, mostly coming from his mouth. It is thought that everyone else got the Lazer shooting abilities from him. His signature attack is "Dinner Attack", where he turns inverted, gets red eyes, has his face replaced with dinner, and fires a massive beam.
*Knows some of the best places to eat dinner. His all time favorite restaurant was [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]], eating there for dinner every day from the opening in 1967 to the closing in 1985. He stopped eating there when Rick bought the place and constantly [[Rick Roll|Rick Rolled]] The King everytime he tried to eat.
*Before he became the King of [[Hyrule]], he once wrote a book about his expertise in life called ''"[[Adolf Hitler|Mein Junge]]."'' He also wrote about his beliefs such as having peace becoming what all true warriors strive for.
*He once walked to Gamelon after Ganon seized his [[ship]]. It is unclear how he got there. He either has the ability to walk on water or breath underwater.
*During his time in the pit, he gained the power of regeneration, which explains why he took it so well when he got his dick caught in the door.
* His belching can resurrect the dead if he consumes alcohol during a funeral, such as resurrecting [[Impa]] who died of a heart attack due to loud thunder, and because the zombies get destructive and he has to belch to revert them into living beings while [[Link|someone]] uses the [[Book of Koridai]]. He is now forbidden from drinking alchohol during funerals. {{vid|mUZcqomD_YY}}
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[[Image:King Christmas card.JPG|thumb|300px|Seasons greetings from the king.]]
[[Image:Teamrocketaids.jpg|thumb|right|[[Team Rocket|James]] tried to give the King [[AIDS]] once. He, [[M. Bison|of course,]] failed.]]
[[Image:DefaultCAXZUR43.jpg|thumb|right|The King, [[Link]], [[Gwonam]], and [[Zelda]] when they finally have their acclaimed [[dinner]].]]
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[[Image:Gangmahboi.jpg|thumb|right|The King attempting to rap about his boi.]]
[[Image:5292 1165786834126 1511575173 457031 2729346 n.jpg|thumb|right|The King in real life]]
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===Drug Abuse===
Sometime before 2007 he was a weed smoker. He and [[Sonic]] were on good terms and would normally always smoke weed together. Due to his drug addictions every time he tried to say "we" he mistakenly says "weed" due to either force of habit or a terrible voice actor hired by Philips. He appeared in a banned episode of [[Sonic Sez]] as a special guest to say the word weed.

==Likes==
*[[Dinner]]
*Food
*[[Link]]
*Arguing with [[Zelda]]
*Torturing [[Duke Onkled]]
*Dancing with [[Ganon]]
*Saying "[[My Boy]]"
*His pet platypus
*Telling people to [[scrub]] stuff.
*[[Laughing]]
*Taking constant trips to Gamelon.
*Evanescence
*[[KFC]]
*His Ship
*The number [[4]]
*Playing his Wii.
*[[No|His Fundamental Mormon Faith(FLDS) ..yes ladies, he's polygamous!]]
*Summoning Bob the Builder to do his dirty work
*Duke Onkled's Diner
*[[Morshu's Dinner Palace]]
*Guitar Hero
*His car
*[[Scatman]]
*Mad Men (The TV series)
*[[Whinefeld]] (He thinks it's funny. Strange, considering that [[Robin]] thought that it was the freakiest thing he had ever seen.)
*Cars (The Movie)
*Hades (Only because he is enemies with Zeus)
*Fishing
*Giving unreasonable demands

==Dislikes==
*Not having dinner
*[[Ganon]]
*[[Zelda]], however this is questionable, as he sent Duke Onkled to prison for asking [[sex]] from Zelda, implying that he cares somewhat for her.
*[[Snacks]]
*[[Potato chips]]
*[[Froggo]]
*Zeus (For stealing his MAH BOI line)
*The (fake) King from the Zelda cartoon
*[[Big Cheese]] (See Zeus)
*Being questioned (Especially for his reasons of travel to Gamelon)
*His other pet Fluffy.
*[[Communist|Tra]][[German|bants]] (he says that they are pieces of [[shit]].)
*[[Willy Wonka]] (he is causing children to not eat their [[dinner]]).
*Squadala Burger
*Gwonam's Pizzeria
*Rick's Roll's (Rick Astley's short lived restaurant that replaced [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]])
*Rock Band ([[Link]] plays it all the time)
*Rosebud Frozen Peas
*Blotto Bros. Wine
*[[I. Fleecem]] (The King has owed him money for oil, rope, dinner and a ship since 1957).
*Slamming his penis in a door.

==Quotes==
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|MAH BOI!}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|This peace is what all true warriors strive FOR!}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|Four!}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|I wonder what's for dinner?}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|[[Yes|YES!!]]}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|[[AIDS]]!}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|Then get a job.}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|[[You|YOU!]]}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|You're finally becoming a man, [[My Boy|boy]].}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|After you [[scrub]] all the floors in Hyrule, then we can talk about mercy! Take him away!}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|HMMMM...how can [[Wii|we]] help?}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|Zelda, [[Duke Onkled]] is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon. I'm going to Gamelon to aid him.}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|Did somebody say "dinner"?}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|What?}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link.}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|ENOUGH!}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|You saved me!}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|My [[ship]] sails in the morning.}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|[[Zelda]], I'm under attack by the evil forces of [[Ganon]].}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|Don't talk shit, what's for my [[fuck]]ing dinner?}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|Holy [[shit]]!}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|Don't eat me for dinner! I taste like shit}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|[[I]] saved myself!!}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|I'm going to have ICE CREAM for dinner!}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|ENOUGH!!! [[I]] can't turn my back for 4 minutes without [[you]] sons of bitches [[dick]]ing around!}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|Enough! [[I]] rule this place! Do what [[I]] say and SHUT THE [[hell|HELL]] UP!}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Who the [[hell]] do [[you]] think [[you]]'re talking to?}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|WHA?! What the [[hell]]?!}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|[[Zelda]], [[I]]'m always talking about [[dinner]].}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I'm going fishing.}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|[[Link]], [[I]] ate fish for [[dinner]].}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|Talk to me, boy!}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|This is me!}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|[[I]] don't k[[no]]w what to say!!}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I'm going to walk.}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|Talk to the hand cause you don't hear the face in a month.}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|Don't talk about time to me, boy!}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|I'm going to get dinner!}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|Don't talk back boi. I've had a rough day.}}
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|Do you even know what I'm going through!?!?}}
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