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Angry Video Game Nerd

2010-04-14T22:30:58Z

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A character used by [[Randomizer742]] in one of his poops. He is formerly known as The Angry Nintendo Nerd.
[[Image:150px-LJN Ltd logo.png|thumb|right|[[Anti-Uctions|LJN]]: [[I.M. Meen|The AVGN's most hated company in the world]].]]

==Trivia==
*[[Your Face|Ass]]
*The reasons why he changed his name to the Angry Video Game Nerd are because it's hard to merchandise stuff when you have an official company's name on it and it's also due to the fact that he reviews video games from other systems made by people like Atari, Sega, Commodore, and even stuff from the arcades believe it or not.
*He shouts '''ASS''' a lot. [[no|This is a result of his love of ASS]].
*He hates "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde" a lot.
*He wants to kill Jessica Rabbit from ''"Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"''
*He once lost to [[Glass Joe]] with the [[Shit|Power Glove.]] He Once ''Lost'' To [[Glass Joe|GLASS JOE]] With The [[Shit|POWER GLOVE!!!]]
*Has teamed up with Captain S, and no, the S does not stand for Suck or Shit (However, rumors say that Captain S is a ripoff of [[Captain N]], only cornier.).
*Loves punching spiders & bitch-slapping snakes.
*Known practitioner of the [[Falcon Punch]], revealed in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5u9DWMwkoA Get Punched By The Nintendo Nerd!!]
*Made his own poop in his review of the "Sega CD," which was an add on for the Sega Genesis.
*Jason Voorhees, [[Freddy Krueger]], [[Spider-Man]], [[Bugs Bunny]], LeatherFace, Michael Myers, & The Lion from The Wizard of Oz, among many others were guest stars in his videos. Yet, he was disappointed that some naked chick didn't [[Sex|hump the crap]] out of him.
*He was once kidnapped by a crazed [[AVGN Hippie/Fan|fan/hippie]] and a hillbilly. Includes LeatherFace.
*Once babysat some kids on Halloween while fighting Michael Myers.
*Has killed [[Brock Samson]] before.
*Has killed Jason Voorhees & Freddy Krueger, yet he was too weak to defeat Michael Myers, so he let the two kids he was babysitting defeat him by themselves.
*Once kept on punching the shit out of Bugs Bunny until he broke his thumb to fight [[Rocky Balboa]].
*He also once took a [[shit]] on Bugs Bunny in his "Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout" review. However, Bugs Bunny got his revenge when he took a [[shit]] on the AVGN in the "Bugs Bunny's/[[Woody Woodpecker]]'s Crazy Castle" series' review.
*Sometimes, whenever a video game is really, really, really bad, he can destroy it in random ways (Such as putting one NES game of a popular movie that I'm sure everyone & their mothers know of into a [[toaster]] as an example.).
*He hates the [[Tourettes Guy]] because the Tourettes Guy hates AVGN (and said he looked an [[ASS]] in his Nintendo accessory battlegear.
*He also hates [[The Irate Gamer|the Irate Gamer]] for stealing his idea & copying it as his own.
*Temporarily Swapped Bodies with the [[Nostalgia Critic]] when a possessed Jeri Katou caused a giant rift in the space continium, though how the damage was undone has yet to be made publicly known.
*Despite his song saying that he does Nintendo, Atari, and Sega reviews, he actually once reviewed a shitty Playstation game in Independant's Day (Which was indeed a shitty movie.).
*He finally [[die]]d by touching his own fucking door at the end of his Dragon's Lair game for the NES review.
*He came back to life as The Angry Zombie Nerd.
[[Image:Anal ogic.jpg|frame|right|His favorite video game ever is [[Ass|Analogic]] (Especially if it has [[No|Game AIDS.]])]]
*As The Zombie Nerd he reviewed Wii games and died again.
*Sometimes, he likes to call Spider-Man "Shit-Man".
*Has a parody rightfully called the "Happy Video Game Nerd".
*Once teamed up with The Terminator to kill [[GasmaskAvenger]] & [[Princess Sally Acorn]].
*He finally reviewed [[Hotel Mario]], [[Link: Faces of Evil]], [[Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon|Zelda: Wand of Gamelon]], [[Zelda's Adventure]], and, well, the entire [[Phillips CD-i]] in general; sadly, he did not once mention the Youtube Poop usage it was having at all.
*Laughed all crazy-like when he saw that scene in [[Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon|Zelda: Wand of Gamelon]] when that one guy said "[[You|YOU]] KILLED ME!!!!!!" and [[Zelda]] said "[[Good]]!".
*Was once interviewed by [[Ganon|Ganondorf Dragmire]], via late night talk show style. This interview didn't involve anything about his character whatsoever, but it involved a movie that he was making called "The Night of the Vampire", which would come out on January 12, 300[[4]]. However, Ganondorf kept intervining with him about the title being "Assholeless", "Assholefull", and later on, "The Unholy Ass".
*Is rivals with the [[Nostalgia Critic]].
*One of his episodes was dedicated to telling [[you|people who are watching his show]] the story of Atari about their rise with the Atari 2600, their fall with the Atari 5200, their time trying to beat [[Nintendo]] and [[SEGA|Sega]] with the Atari 7800 and the Atari Lynx, and their final fall towards making consoles with the Atari Jaguar.
*Might have inadvertely created a new meme on his Atari Jaguar games review, in which the giant green female head from "Cybermorph" said in a mocking fashion '''"Where did you learn to fly?"'''.
*He once took a [[shit]] on the [[shit|Atari Jaguar,]] or at least its [[CD-i|CD add-on]].
*He once created a super hero out of many empty beer carrier. Yep, you guessed it. He created the superhero known as Beer Man. His specialty involves making everyone party with beer.
*Would fight with Super Mecha Death Christ 2,000 B.C. Ver. 3.0 Beta to defeat Satan's copy of Super Mario Bros. 3. Satan would get majorly pissed off about that and fights them for the [[die|death]] of his Super Mario Bros. 3 game, ''but'' it doesn't work out too well for him.
[[Image:AVGN.jpg|thumb|right|Buy this now!!!]]
*Unexpectedly saw the [[Nostalgia Critic]] again in Chicago, and so, they fought the final battle once and for all. However, unexpected help came from both sides from both parties, such as [[Benzaie]], former Screwattack employee Handsome Tom, [[Linkara]], ThatAussieGuy (Who would get fired after the fight.), Kyle Justin, Sean Fausz/hopewithinchaos (Known by many as the Epic Fail guy.), TheSpoonyOne, Marzgurl, Angry Joe, Little Miss Gamer, Paw Dugan, ThatChickWithTheGoggles, [[Chester A. Bum]], and just about everyone on the Nostalgia Critic's website that isn't [[ThatDudeInTheSuede]], as well as a grown up [[Captain Planet|Ma-Ti]].
*Tried to rekill the [[Nostalgia Critic]] by taking some of his partners (mostly those who play video games) and gangmurder the shit out of him. Luckily, he had a few partners of his own.
*In the end, they both settled for a truce and both the AVGN and the Nostalgia Critic did a review of the [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]' Making of Their Coming Out of Their Shells Tour.
*Once punched [[Linkara]] for screaming '''"[[Wolverine|ADAMANTIUM RAGE!!!]]"''' at [[Your Face|his face.]] That, and for punching [[Kirby]] and throwing his [[SEGA|Sega]] Genesis on his bed while screaming the exact same thing.
*Is really close to owning all the NES games ever created (Including all the European-only and Japanese-only games.).
*Reminds people countless times that he hates [[Anti-Uctions|LJN]].
*Has been to Comic-Con a couple of times, especially the one where he got screwed over by "The [[Twilight]] Line", where Twilight fantards where in a huge-[[ass]] line that screwed over many a person. He stated that Comic-Con should be changed into "Line-Con."
[[Image:Line-con.jpg|frame|right|This is what the AVGN believes Comic-Con should be called starting today.]]
*Has usually been able to review a certain (few) video game(s) during the time a movie of some certain thing's about to be released.
*He once reviewed a Japanese-only game called Transformers: Convoy (Though that's mistaken on the cartridge as Comvoy.) [[no]] Nazo (Which translates to Transformers: The Mystery of Optimus Prime in English.) for the Famicom/Family Computer, which is the Japanese version of the NES/[[Nintendo]] Entertainment System. That means that all regions of video games that are just plain shitty aren't safe from the wrath of the almighty Angry Video Game Nerd.
*In the same review of Transformers: Convoy [[no]] Nazo, he drank some of Billy Mitchell's (Who's the champion of video games.) special hot sauce. He did it because he believed that it would help him gain some of his special video gaming powers to help him through this game.
*Mattel Electronics Presents: B-17 BAWMBER!
*Mattel Electronics Presents: BONG SQUAD!!!
*His real name is James Rolfe.
*The Happy Video Game Nerd says that the Angry Video Game Nerd is his brother.
*According to himself, Super Mario Bros. 3 = [[You]] going to [[Hell|Hell.]]
*Whenever he just gets bored and video games and movies don't do the trick, he becomes the man named [[Board James]] ([[You]] get it?). Board James just reviews board games, whether they be good or bad.
*Also, whenever he finds something that's just plain bullshitty, he becomes [[The Bullshit Man|the Bullshit Man.]]
*Made a tribute video for [[Michael Jackson]] during his death.
[[Image:BUY AVGN!!!.JPG|thumb|right|You can buy him, if you want to...]]
*Was not needed when James Rolfe wanted to review the new Ghostbusters game for the [[Xbox 360]], the [[Playstation 3]], and the [[Nintendo]] [[Wii]].
*Got flabbergasted when he found out that in the NES' version of [[Mario]] [[Luigi|Is Missing!,]] [[you]] have to return [[Donkey Kong|King Kong]] to the Empire State Building because the [[King Koopa|Koopas,]] or in this case, ''"Kleptomanicial Koopas,"'' apparently stole him from there and put him in a normal-sized money bag.
*He also got sensory deprivation at the end of his Mario Is Missing!/Mario's Time Machine (Both for the NES and the SNES versions and not the PC version.) review.
*He thinks that the weirdest games that he'd ever seen in his life are Attack of The Mutant Penguins for the Atari Jaguar and Plumbers Don't Wear Ties for the Panasonic 3DO (Don't [[you]] think it's just weird and perfect that these types of games only appeared on the shitty consoles?).
*He loves [[Rocky]], and even made a documentary where he toured the locations in [[Philadelphia]] seen in the Rocky movies, which was called "Rocky Jumped a Park Bench".
**Hates the [[Sega]] Master System game, though, and even threw it down the steps of the [[Philadelphia]] Museum of Art (Which are the Rocky steps, [[you]] dumb[[ass]].).
*Was once mistaken by [[daedreamer87]] as John Rolfe.
*When he found out that the [[Godzilla]] from modern times were much better than those of the NES and SNES times, he yelled every curse word that he knew. However, when he ran out of swear words to say, he decided to [[cum|come]] up with a new curse for himself. Fortunetly (or rather unfortunetly), those who are young to curse have it lucky because he decided taht the public shouldn't need to hear that word.
*One Halloween, he decided that it's going to go in overtime when decided to review all the Castlevania games from the NES all the way into the [[Nintendo]] 64 and [[Playstation 3|Playstation]] times.
*He thought that it was strange that Super Noah's Ark 3-D and Little Red Hood were the only two games that needed a[[no]]ther cartridge on top of them in order to play them correctly.
*His favorite movie is "It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, [[MadWorld|Mad World]]" by Stanley Kubrick.
[[Image:Nerdlol.jpg|frame|left|The AVGN's ready for the next time the [[AVGN Hippie/Fan]] comes crashing by during one of his reviews.]]
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The Joker

2010-04-14T22:25:56Z

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[[Image:Jokerface2.PNG|right|Joker]]

'''The Joker''' (possible real name '''Jack Napier''') is a villain from the Batman comic book series, best known for his appearences in the 1966 Batman movie based off of the TV show played by Cesar Romero, the Tim Burton 1989 Batman film played by Jack Nicholson, ''Batman: The Animated Series'', voiced by [[Star Wars|Mark Hamill]] and the recent film, The Dark Knight, played by the deceased Heath Ledger. He loves balloons and gets pissed when other people steal them. Hell, he even shot one of his own henchmen because of Batman doing it. Despite his gay makeup/chemical colors, the Joker himself is not gay due to him at one point telling [[Batman]] to [[Sex|never rub another man's rubharb]].

[[Image:Joker-phantomile.PNG|right|thumb|180px|If you were expecting an article about this guy, too bad.]]
==Quotes==

*"Never rub another man's rubharb. Eheheheh..."
*"Well, I think it's time to retire. Feel free to ''drop in''!"
*"'''HE STOLE MY BALLOONS!!!'''"
*"You can call me... Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier."
*Vicki Vale: "What do you want?" Joker: "My face on the one dollar bill."
*"What are ''you'' laughin' at?"
*"Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
*"It's simple. Kill the Batman."
*"Wanna see a magic trick?"
*"''Hi''."
*"Jingle smells, Batman bells<br>Robin got laid<br>The Batmobile lost an egg<br>And the Joker got a [[Wii]]!!!"
[[Image:Gfgsdfgsdfgsdfgfsddfgs.jpg|thumb|right|He hates it when [[you]] have to explain the joke to him.]]
*"Why so serious?"
*"WATCH [[you|YOUR]] [[Robotnik|PINGAS!!!]]"
*"Well... this is the beginning of the end for [[Batman|Batin and Robman.]]"
*"Well..."
*"This is the end of the beginning!"
*"This is the end of the end!!!"
*"Aw, shit! Here we go again."
*"So I shit myself."
*"SO! They laugh at my ''boner'', will they!? I'll show them! I'll show them how many BONERS The Joker can make!"
*"How about a [[fuck]]in' magic trick?"
*"I'm going to make this pencil disappear."
*"TA-DA! It's gone!!"
*"The surenos have plans, [[the Amazing Atheist]] has plans, [[hell]] even [[Fred]] has plans."
*"[[You]] k[[no]]w they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their little [[Youtube]] worlds."
*"Be[[cum|come]] the Joker, exclusively on [[Playstation 3]]."
*"Just shoot him?!"

==Trivia==

[[Image:CartoonJoker.jpg|right|frame|The animated version of the Joker.]]
*Joker has killed the following:
**His own boss, Rupert Thorne.
**One of his henchman.
**Bob.
**A black criminal.
**Another black criminal.
**A Batman Impersonator.
**Rachel Dawes
**A female judge.
**A random African law-enforcer.
**Michael Jackson
**Robin (Shocking, isn't it!?)
**Jason Todd (A.K.A., the second version of Robin.)
**Tim Drake (A.K.A., the third version of Robin.)
**[[Nostalgia Critic|The Nostalgia Critic]] (During their "Card" phases.)
**The Joker himself (Wait, what?!)
*Joker attempted to kill the following:
**[[Batman]].
**Several civilians.
**More black people.
**Harvey Dent.
**Robin.
**Commissioner Gordon.
**[[Fred]]. (Though why he failed at the end is a mystery.)
**[[Jesus Christ]]. (olo, no.)
**Chuck Norris
[[Image:Fisheh 23.jpg|thumb|right|The Joker once mistook a gun for a fish.]]
[[Image:FrolloJoker.JPG|thumb|right|NOT The Joker! Rather, it's the rare [[form]] of [[Frollo]]'s called Frollo Joker.]]
*Joker was killed by the following people:
**[[Batman]].
**Al Sharpton.
**[[Jesus Christ]]. (lol, wut?!)
**[[Genjuro Kibagami]].
**[[You]].
**[[Die|Deathstroke]].
**[[King Dedede|The Penguin]].
**[[YouTube]].
**[[Robin]]. (Was a temporary sidekick with the Joker at the time.)
**The Internet [[No]]rte[[no]].
**[[Me]].
**[[Dracula]]. (Actually, he just made him his minion, but it's [[no|close enough.]])
**The Joker himself. (WAIT, WHAT?!)
*The name of his pain is [[Batman]].
*However, the pain of his name is also Batman.
*Is not skilled in close combat in the 1989 film.
*Is skilled in close combat in Batman: The Dark Knight.
*Doesn't really want to kill [[Batman]]. He would be nothing if [[Batman]] [[die|died]]. ''See the The Dark Knight movie.''
**The Joker from the 1989 film, tries to kill Batman to be with [[Vicky|Vicki Vale.]]
*He just recently befriended [[Lex Luthor]], becoming the first person to do so.
*He's born as an agent of chaos.
*Once decided to try and team up with [[die|Death]]stroke to destroy Batman once and for all.
*On the [[Playstation 3]]'s version of [[Batman]]: Arkham Asylum, [[you]] could actually play as the Joker.
*In "The [[Batman]]", he ended up being an [[African]].
*His appearance in ''The Dark Knight'' gave him a lot of fangirls. Shame considering he'd <s>likely</s> kill them all.
*Both he and [[die|Deathstroke]] ([[no|Or in the Teen Titans' case, Slade.]]) have the most deadliest, funniest, and coolest fatalities in the Mortal Kombat Vs. DC Universe game. (Too bad it got censored in the U.S.A.... FFFFFFFFFF...)
*Almost succeeded in killing [[AVGN]] but in a fit of rage, got several shitty Batman games shoved up his arse.
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