Englishgamer:

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==In Brief==
englishGAMER is a [[Youtube Pooper]] from the [[United Kingdom]] who uses [[IMovie]]. His real name is Sam Wren.

==History==

[[image:Jsssmspppp.jpg|thumb|left|Englishgamer's [[Wii|Mii.]]]]
In January 8th, 2007 he made his first account called samwatchman2000. One day while looking up YouTube videos, he found one of [[Dvariano]]'s; ''A Clusterfudge of YouTube Excrement''. Amused by the video, Englishgamer looked up more Youtube Poops. After discovering iMovie HD, he downloaded various YTP sources and created his first YouTube Poop. He lost his account on October 12th, 2007. Samwatchman2000 started a new life on a new account called samthewatchman2008. Although he continued his pooping career, even making a few YTPMVs, he lost to copyright once more on August 13th, 2008. The next day he created the new account Englishgamer, which he has been using ever since.
He was originally going to call englishGAMER, "samthewatchman2009" but he thought englishGAMER was a better name, so he decided to call his new account (well, back in August 2008) englishGAMER.

In June 2009, after uploading a YTP called "Game Boy Camera Goes Manic", englishGAMER joined the YouChew Poop forums. A few months later (probably October 2009), he got banned for repeatedly thread spamming in the Poop Showroom.

===First Poop Seen===
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYplQIONQkk A Clusterfudge of YouTube Excrement by '''dvariano'''.]
[[image:Nhjjjjjjj.jpg|thumb|right|englishGAMER's first logo (August 2008-May 2009)]]

===First Poop Made===
*(As samwatchman2000) my first YouTube Poop
*(As samthewatchman2008) Mah boi TV part 1
*(As Englishgamer) you tube poop its me cowboy link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNvVDYHqG6c&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eyoutube%2Ecom%2Fuser%2FenglishGAMER&feature=player_profilepage

===Preferred Sources===
*[[Hotel Mario]]
*[[Super Mario World]]
*[[Sonic Underground]]
*[[Link: Faces of Evil]]
*[[Zelda: Wand of Gamelon]]
*TV commercials

[[image:Ikfkfkddddddddddd.jpg|thumb|right|englishGAMER's current logo (May 2009-Present)]]

[[image:MIDJDHSH.jpg|thumb|right|Bitches don't k[[no]]w about Englishgamer's [[Wii|Mii]].]]

[[Image:Nintendo Love Yoshi Black Babydoll.jpg|thumb|right|[[Englishgamer]] loves [[Yoshi]].]]

===Preferred Tech===
*[[IMovie]]
*Flip4mac (for his old YouTube Poops)
*Audacity (for Ear Rape)
*iShowU (A screen capture tool for Mac.)

==Style==
*[[Sentence Mixing]]
*[[Ear Rape]]
*[[Reversing]]
*[[Pitch Shift]]
*[[Deja Vu]]
==Fans==
*Videogamefan1997
*Olliewren
*alexwren92
*Chriswren96
*Darkrai125
*[[Narisguy]]

==Criticism==
*Englishgamer has been criticized on various occasions for being egotistical, and for spamming.

==Poop Listing==
*its me cowboy link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNvVDYHqG6c&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eyoutube%2Ecom%2Fuser%2FenglishGAMER&feature=player_profilepage
*THIS VIDEO IS BETTER THAN FRED!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pShKndOQDnk&feature=channel
*YTPMV The Last Little Dinosaur
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9uN7Y9vtpM&feature=channel
*YTPMV Pokemon Dance Mix
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNorqKQ9gGc&feature=channel
*The only Ashens poop anyones ever made
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bImk65OYUNI&feature=channel
*Re: Luigi Loses His Golf Ball
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW-M0OywBb4&feature=channel
*SHORTEST YOUTUBE POOP EVER!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2IqyfYykMg&feature=channel
*Sonic Underground x10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb4ENFv08a0&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fuser%2FenglishGAMER&feature=player_profilepage
*Game Boy Camera Goes Manic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebnjkq93q9g&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eyoutube%2Ecom%2Fmy%5Fvideos%5Fedit&feature=player_embedded
*Yoshi Orders Too Much Stuff
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3agPiwqWNQ
*Dr Robotnik dances whilst i play fitting music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoLDPzaCfo4
*Mario Kart Wii Goes Manic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4JTtYfl4_Q&fmt=18
*YouTube Poop TV Advert/commercial break
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoasCHXeoeQ
*A Envirofone YouTube Poop (sic)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzv1jhCYPDs&feature=channel
*Sonic Sez is Dirty
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pNCEcEcWLc
*I SUCK AT MAKING YOU TUBE POOPS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROGDN4TnZ0o
*2 DAH MYNE KART!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIoJVx49aw4
*Happy 10th Birthday Sega Dreamcast
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQvaglNpKl4
*Ribena Is More Unhealthier (sic)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZU7XCF5ASs
*I'M A TWAT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhGKEiPKM8I
*I'M A WANKER! VERSION 1.0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArxXdqBQ3SM
*The Original OllieWren YouTube Poop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtj8A3UYIWQ&feature=player_embedded
*The 1990-1997 BBC Video ident (sic) Goes Insane
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYdfzVGAF90&feature=channel_page
*Pot Noodle Is More Unhealthier (sic)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL4f9UFAk7I&feature=channel
*SONIC BAYDGE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMOFOVRmnzI
*YOU ARE A PIRATE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI7dnOQE_2M&feature=channel
*BBCward
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXz0lt8gpis&feature=player_profilepage
*I HAPPY SPLASHED UR MOM!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahsjYPUmlbI
*The Nintendo Gamecube refuses to start up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad172kNzMEA
*Yoshi orders John Madden
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=443MJC76eO0
*Banned Spider episode
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-2LAO788RA
*FUNTOGRAPHY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1llO-StYiaU&feature=sub
*The 1989-1995 Video Collection ident Goes Insane
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh30wSDcnb4
*A Christmas YouTube Poop Music Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwLjuNh2AhE
*The 1984 Apple Macintosh storms the Bastille
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGrdKeAXtro
*Manic & Sonia goes to a Swap Meet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw61t6RWhfM
*Dr. Ashens Poundland Special Goes Mental
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwzrPGc7YQM
*The 1988-1991 BBC Video ident Goes Insane
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M7RCd3zg3o
*Manic & Sonia goes to a Swap Meet 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjZMbO6WQsU&feature=channel
*THIS IS WACK!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU0Ib5Rrqj4
*A FRIEND OF MNE CAME UP WITH THIS IDEA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rUKcdl2o3A
*THE BAR.mov
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkxXPGrlEAY
*THIS CHARACTER IS NOT ME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGW8pgzmxEA
*Japanese Baseball Players Are Easily Amused
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mc1mO7aqSLY
*The 1984-1988 BBC Video ident Goes Insane
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxbqkPyr7o0
*The King from "Only The Brave Can Rescue The Kidnapped Princess" eats whilst i play fitting music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp6SgvgbwBU&feature=channel
*Kids Training Their Chikorita's Are Easily Amused
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DTBHjpuQ8I&feature=channel
*Worst.Video.Ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzPGorruyP8&feature=channel
*REMAGhsilgne
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgfK6zWf0u0&feature=channel
*If Porygon sees a bad YouTube Poop, he will start to murder the pooper.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNIOgHx2f18
*I'M A WANKER! VRESION 2.0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaHJl9BptF8&feature=bulletin
*Gayme Boi Kamaraaaa
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyTHfBpU3qA&feature=bulletin
*The Playstation 1 refuses to start up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXigFRrwZB4&feature=watch_response
*I made this YouTube Poop on YouTube Editor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uew8eM6qdw8&feature=bulletin
*Fillips See Dee Eye
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8vCwBt9FfY
*(Brutal Ear Rape YouTube Poop) MAGNIFIQUE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG9rHVSgbt8
*I'm Just.. A Bird
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8z99QZD0iM
*?kliM toG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRnIJMb9NxQ
*This video is Ear Rapetastic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu7yYndODJc
*yoB emaG odnetniN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L8hFruskcI
*SHASH TRIPS OVER HIS 32 INCH HD READY DICK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch25XOPe2c4
*MAIN MENU Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JV7o3wuS-Jg
*Wario puts his 32 inch HD ready Blu Ray compatible dick inside a Microwave.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C30AeXcHJQg
*The Best 17 Seconds Of Your Life.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2KE-HdlxwA&feature=mfu_in_order&playnext=1&videos=peEOZzvPt4I
*I Uploaded this video at 3:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kQBWPYIiRw&feature=mfu_in_order&playnext=1&videos=Pajt3kKCZH4
*This Video Is So Beautiful, I Ate My Own Face.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aakKJHaqrN0&feature=mfu_in_order&playnext=1&videos=hQqxSbP5Y9Y

==Trivia==
*He is one of the few poopers who have made a Dr. Ashens poop.
*He has pooped one of [[DaftPunkYoshi]]'s videos.
*His favourite Mario character is [[Yoshi]].
*His favourite drink is [[Coca-Cola]].
*He used [[Glitchboyadvance]]'s YTP indent in many of his poops.
*englishGAMER plays [[Mario]] Kart [[Wii]] under the name Sam, his Friend Code is 1203-9497-5636
*He also plays Mario Strikers Charged Football (As in soccer not [[American Football]]).
*englishGAMER was the first pooper to use OllieWren.
*His birthday is November 23.
*His YTP,"The Nintendo Gamecube refuses to start up." is his most viewed video with over 25 Thousand views.
===Links===
*[http://youtube.com/user/englishGAMER My YouTube account]

2010-07-16T20:26:44Z

Englishgamer:

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[[Image:Dpmfa025.png|thumb|One of the more obscure Pokémon.]]
[[Image:Vulpix.jpg|thumb|right|Vulpix]]
[[Image:038ninetales.jpg|thumb|right|Ninetales]]
[[Image:Pokemon-391-l-characters.jpg|thumb|right|All of the original Pokémon are here and ''more''...]]
[[Image:Wigglytuff.PNG|thumb|right|The face of evil.]]
Here is a list of [[Pokémon]]. Did you know that there are 495 of them?! Not counting the glitched ones, [[M. Bison|of course]].

=Generation I=
'''Bulbasaur''' ''(Grass/Poison)'' - The first one in the Pokédex, and was previously owned by Ash and May (However, May's is female). It evolves into Ivysaur and then <s>Penisaur</s> Venusaur. Is the only one of Ash's Generation I Pokémon to not appear in [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]] (was replaced by Ivysaur).

'''Charmander''' ''([[Fire]])'' - The only one of the 1st Generation starters that Ash owned that actually evolved. No one loved this Pokémon, so it was originally left to [[die]] in the rain. That's almost like Pokémon's message for unwanted babies if you think about it. It evolves into the not-so-popular Charmeleon, then later into the VERY popular <s>Chairzard</s> Charizard.

'''Squirtle''' ''(Water)'' - A former [[Cody|criminal]] turned Ash's Pokémon. One of the Kanto starters, it is a water type visually similar to a turtle, and it evolves into Wartortle and then the powerful Blastoise.

'''Caterpie''' ''(Bug)'' - The weak little Pokémon that [[Misty]] is afraid of. Ash also tried to make a horrible pun with this Pokémon and renamed as COWterpie. It evolves in a solid piece of shit called Metapod, which then evolves into a Butterfree.

'''Weedle''' ''(Bug/Poison)'' - The somewhat stronger Pokémon that actually can attack you with poison instead of wrapping you up in string. It evolves to the pointless Kakuna, and later into a Beedrill. [[Batman|Beedrills...]] [[Linkara|My God.]]

'''Pidgey''' ''(Normal/Flying)'' - An irritating bird that will constantly annoy you in the early routes, despite being only level 2. Evolves into Pidgeotto and the somewhat-useful Pidgeot.

'''Rattata''' ''(Normal)'' - Like Pidgey, will stop at nothing to drive you crazy in the early routes. Unlike Pidgey, it and it's evolved form Raticate can actually hurt you with Super Fang and Endeavour.

'''Spearow''' ''(Normal/Flying)'' - Basically just a Pidgey substitute. Evolves into Fearow, a Pokémon that craves the blood of [[Ash]].

'''Ekans''' ''(Poison)'' - [[No|Get it?]] It's "[[snake]]" spelled backwards! Evolves into Arbok<s>, and then into Seviper</s>.

'''[[Pikachu]]''' ''(Electric)'' - By far the most popular <s>and greatest</s> Pokémon to ever live. [[Ash]]'s first (and favorite) Pokémon; is always the target of [[Team Rocket|a certain criminal organization.]] Pikachu is a chubby [[Ratt|mouse]] with a thunderbolt-shaped tail and [[Kirby|permanently blushed cheeks]]. Despite its cute exterior, Pikachu may actually be using this as a front. Evolves into Raichu, which is [[yes|way better]] than Pikachu.

'''Sandshrew''' ''(Ground)'' - Evolves into Sandslash. Not much to say, except that it is the counterpart to Ekans.

'''Nidoran (Female)''' ''(Poison)'' - For some reason, its evolved forms Nidorina and Nidoqueen cannot breed. [[Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie|STRANGE, ISN'T IT?]]

'''Nidoran (Male)''' ''(Poison)'' - Male counterpart to the above. Evolves into Nidorino and Nidoking.

'''Clefairy''' ''(Normal)'' - Some fairy-thing from the [[Moon]]. Evolves into Clefable with a Moon Stone.

'''[[Afox|Vulpix]]''' ''([[Fire]])'' - A cute, little huggable Pokémon you just want to hug all day! But don't, though, because it will burn the hell out of you. Evolves into Nine[[Tails|tales]], which has the ability to understand [[Japanese|hum]][[English|an]] [[Spanish|lang]][[German|uag]][[French|es]]. Also places curses on [[:Category:Dicks|people that are arseholes]], especially those that grab its tails. But the most important thing is it has nine tails!

'''Jigglypuff''' ''(Normal)'' - A balloon Pokémon whose singing voice puts people to sleep, which means that it's the worst singer EVER! It also somehow made it in to ''all [[three]]'' Super Smash Bros. games. Evolves into Wigglytuff, a Pokémon often seen running exploration guilds for some reason.

'''Zubat''' ''(Poison/Flying)'' - These. Will. Not. Leave. You. ALONE!!! Don't go into caves unless you want to be harassed by these every three steps. Evolves into the even-more-annoying Golbat.

'''Oddish''' ''(Grass/Poison)'' - A walking weed. Evolves into the smelly Gloom and so-bad-smelling-it-could-kill-you Vileplume.

'''[[Mushroom|Paras]]''' ''(Bug/Grass)'' - A mushroom-covered bug with quadruple weaknesses to [[Fire]] and Flying. It's Dry Skin ability makes that octuple. Evolves into the just as pathetic Parasect.

'''Venonat''' ''(Bug/Poison)'' - Evolves into Venomoth. Why does a gnat become a moth?

'''Diglett''' ''(Ground)'' - The tiny mole whose full body has never been seen. Three of them make a Dugtrio, who somehow counts as its own species.

'''[[Team Rocket|Meowth]]''' ''(Normal)'' - The rival of Pikachu and is the only [[no]]n-legendary Pokémon that can actually speak (In the show.). He is known for being a [[Vega|narcissistic bastard]], and can create [[money]].

'''Psyduck''' ''(Water)'' - A duck with headache-induced psychic powers. And yet, it isn't a psychic type... Evolves into Golduck.

'''Koffing''' ''(Poison)'' - A floating ball of noxious fumes. Weezing is the result of two Koffings merging together.

'''Mankey''' ''(Fighting)'' - A perpetually-angry pig monkey thing that evolves into Primeape. Strangely, you can have a Calm natured one.

'''Growlithe''' ''(Fire)'' - Vulpix's [[sex]] mate and one of [[Team Rocket|James's]] Pokémon, but he's too [[Retard|stupid]] to add him to his team. Evolves into the powerful Arcanine

'''Poliwag''' ''(Water)'' - A tadpole with hypnosis powers. Evolves into Poliwhirl and Poliwrath, but loses its mouth upon evolution. How does it eat then?

'''Abra''' ''(Psychic)'' - The bastard that loves to teleport in battles. Evolves into Kadabra and Alakazam, the latter of which has an IQ of 5,000 and can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

'''[[Super Macho Man|Machop]]''' ''(Fighting)'' - An extremely strong Pokémon that lifts boulders all day. Evolves into Machoke and Machamp, gaining two more arms in the process.

'''Bellsprout''' ''(Grass/Poison)'' - A flimsy pitcher plant thing that becomes Weepinbell and Victreebel. [[James]] owned a Victreebel, but it mainly just ate him.

'''Tentacool''' ''(Water/Poison)'' - The aquatic version of Zubat, meaning it will annoy you constantly while surfing. Even worse is its evolved form, Tentacruel.

'''Geodude''' ''(Rock/Ground)'' - A living rock. Evolves into Graveler and Golem.

'''Ponyta''' ''(Fire)'' - A burning horse. How anyone can ride it without being incinerated is beyond questioning. Evolves into Rapidash.

'''Slowpoke''' ''(Water/Psychic)'' - This guy is sloooooooooooooow. Becomes Slowbro if a Shellder bites its tail.

'''[[Magneto|Magnemite]]''' ''(Electric/Steel)'' - A floating metal ball with magnets. Evolves into Magneton, which is just three Magnemites stuck together.

'''Farfetch'd''' ''(Normal/Flying)'' - A duck carrying a leek. It's... not very useful at all.

'''Doduo''' ''(Normal/Flying)'' - Two-headed bird who can fly without wings. Evolves into Dodrio.

'''Seel''' ''(Water)'' - A [[No|creatively-named]] seal Pokémon. Becomes a Dewgong.

'''Grimer''' ''(Poison)'' - The smelly living blob of <s>waste</s> gunk we all know and love. Becomes Muk.

'''Shellder''' ''(Water)'' - Like Rocket Grunts, they enjoy the taste of Slopoke tails. if its exposed to a Water Stone, it will evolve into a Cloyster, which looks like an [[Ass|arse.]]

'''Gastly''' ''(Ghost/Poison)'' - Some ghostly floating head, is also [[Mario Head]]'s favorite Pokémon. Evolves into Haunter and Gengar.

'''Onix''' ''(Rock/Ground)'' - It's a big rock snake that always dies in about one hit.

'''Drowzee''' ''(Psychic)'' - A dream eater who evolves into Hypno, a Pokémon known for molesting children.

'''Krabby''' ''(Water)'' - As if you couldn't tell, it's a crab. Evolves into Kingler. Both of them don't like seeing their kind being eaten for [[dinner]].

'''Voltorb''' ''(Electric)'' - The Pokéball like Pokemon that loves to use [[Suicide|Self-Destruct]]. Its evolved form, Electrode, [[Suicide|blows itself up for kicks]].

'''[[Spaghetti|Tangela]]''' ''(Grass)'' - The walking pile of <s>spaghetti</s> vines, also [[Gay Luigi]]'s favorite Pokémon because of that.

'''Jynx''' ''(Ice/Psychic)'' - The prostitute Pokémon whose appearance was changed because of angry [[Africans|black people]].

'''Magikarp''' ''(Water)'' - The weakest Pokémon in the universe. It also makes a <s>excellent</s> [[bad]] fillet. With enough patience, you might be able to evolve into the almighty Gyarados, however it is extremely difficult.

'''Ditto''' ''(Normal)'' - The infamous [[bisexual]] [[Transformers|transforming]] Pokémon [[Whore Yoshi|prostitute.]]

'''Eevee''' ''(Normal)'' - This fox-like Pokémon can evolve into one of many forms depending on criteria. In the first generation, this included the electric Jolteon, fiery Flareon, and watery Vaporeon.

'''Porygon''' ''(Normal)'' - The virtual Pokémon, artificially created and blamed for massive seizures despite not even causing them. Rumored to be the creator of [[Ear Rape]].
[[Image:Snorlax.jpg|thumb|right|The beta version of Snorlax. Was replaced due to insufficient memory.]]
'''Snorlax''' ''(Normal)'' - The laziest [[fat]]ass of all the Pokémon. Also, one of Ash's (former) Pokémon. It kind of looks like Totoro.

'''Articuno''' ''(Ice/Flying)'' - The cool, relaxed legendary bird that hangs out in Seafoam Islands, but since a gym leader moved in with him in Generation II, he has been less lonely.

'''Zapdos''' ''(Electric/Flying)'' - The second legendary bird, it controls electricity and lived in a power plant, until some nerds took over it.

'''Moltres''' ''(Fire/Flying)'' - The last of the Legendary Bird trio, Moltres survived a visit to [[KFC]] at the cost of permanently being on fire. At first lived in Victory Road, then the Sevii Islands, and now Mt. Silver.

'''Mewtwo''' ''(Psychic)'' - This Legendary Pokemon is a clone of Mew that oddly comes before Mew in the Pokédex. Also appeared in Super Smash Bros. Melee, but not in [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]] for some strange reason. He's Mew's step-brother/step-sister., meaning they fight a lot. It's badass, but he isn't as powerful as Mew. Still, like we said before, he's badass.

'''Mew''' ''(Psychic)'' - The cutest little <s> [[Penis|Dick]]head </s>bastard of all. <s>[[Link|Boy]], I would love to [[sex|yiff]] him.</s> He/She is extremely rare (only available at special events or by cheating). It can learn any type of move, and is thought to hold the DNA of all Pokémon.

=Generation II=
'''Chikorita''' ''(Grass)'' - The first Pokémon in the Johto Pokédex, and evolves in Bayleef and Meganium. Geez, how do they come up with these names?
[[Image:cyndaquil.jpg|thumb|right|Cyndaquil.]]
'''Cyndaquil''' ''(Fire)'' - One of the starter Pokémon in Johto that resembles a [[Sonic the Hedgehog|hedgehog]]. It is very cute, but has been known to create forest fires just by sneezing. He evolves into the not-so-cute Quilava and Typhlosion.

'''Totodile''' ''(Water)'' - The hyper, little crocodile that has been proven to have Attention Deficit Disorder. It ironically evolves from a crocodile to an alligator for some reason.

'''Hoothoot''' ''(Normal/Flying)'' - Mascot for [[Boobs|Hooter's]], and evolves into the somewhat creepy Noctowl. Always hops on one leg, alternating between legs after each hop.

'''Crobat''' ''(Poison/Flying)'' - The evolved form of Golbat. Unlike its predecessors, it is actually kinda cool, both in appearance and the fact that it won't harass you in caves, not in a [[Sex|sex]]ual way.

'''[[Pichu]]''' ''(Electric)'' - A pre-evolution of Pikachu that tried to garner the same popularity as it's older form, but failed miserably. Also, it appeared in Super Smash Bros. Melee despite the fact that it damages itself. Also likes guns. [[Gun|GUNS]]!!!!! :D

'''Cleffa''' ''(Normal)'' - A pre-evolution of Clefairy that manages to be even less useful than Pichu.

'''Igglybuff''' ''(Normal)'' - Pre-evolution of Jigglypuff. Moving on...

'''Togepi''' ''(Normal)'' - A Pokémon that lives in its own egg. Evolves into Togetic, and appeared in the anime long before it showed up in the games.

'''Natu''' ''(Psychic/Flying)'' - A psychic bird. Its evolved form, Xatu, is said to see the past with one eye and the future with the other. That's gotta be confusing. I mean, wouldn't you see a blend of the two? And how does it see the present?

'''Marill''' ''(Water)'' - A rabbit/mouse-like water Pokémon, much like Pikachu. Evolves into Azumarill.

'''Yanma''' ''(Bug/Flying)'' - A coffee-addicted dragonfly. Its name is a reference to a large species of dragonfly in [[Japan]].

'''Qwilfish''' ''(Water/Poison)'' - The most popular and well-known Pokémon of all time. Um, yeah.

'''Scizor''' ''(Bug/Steel)'' - The result if you trade Scyther whilst holding the Metal Coat. It's also one of the most used Pokémon in competitive battling, due to Bullet Punch.

'''Remoraid''' ''(Water)'' - You got gun in my remora! YOU got remora in my gun! Evolves into Octillery.

'''Skarmory''' ''(Steel/Flying)'' - The metal bastard that loves kidnapping and raping it's victims.
[[Image:Viftyf.jpg‎|thumb|right|Houndour is not amused with this page.]]
[[Image:Hvvhyjiui9hyu.jpg|thumb|right|Chikorita is also not amused with this page as well.]]
'''Houndour''' ''(Dark/Fire)'' - A dog like Pokémon that wants the [[Pichu]] Bros. dead, but keeps failing because [[Nintendo]] hates him and they make those damn [[Pichu|ra]][[Pikachu|ts]] always win. Evolves into Houndoom, a hellhound.

'''Porygon2''' ''(Normal)'' - The evolved form of Porygon, who teamed up with Sony to create the all-mighty [[Sony Vegas]]. He unfortunately has not appeared in the anime. Possibly a representation of computer graphic evolution.

'''Miltank''' ''(Normal)'' - A horrible, monstrous steamroller of a cow demon used by the evil, maniacal Gym Leader so called Whitney. MOO! MOO!

'''Raikou''' ''(Electric)'' - A tiger-like Legendary Pokémon that controls lightning.

'''Entei''' ''(Fire)'' - A dog/lion/gerbil Legendary Pokémon that controls fire and has been known to act as a father figure to little girls.

'''Suicune''' ''(Water)'' - This Legendary Pokémon looks like a wolf and controls ice, wind, and water. Despite that, it is a pure water type.

'''Larvitar''' ''(Rock/Ground)'' - Evolves into Pupitar, and then Tyranitar. Tyranitar can't go anywhere without that sandstorm following him. It's sad, really.

'''[[Luigi|Lugia]]''' ''(Psychic/Flying)'' - A gigantic bird Legendary Pokémon. Despite that, it seems to have fingers. Disturbing. Master of the Legendary Birds.

'''Ho-Oh''' ''(Fire/Flying)'' - A legendary phoenix Pokémon that lives in a giant tower full of Lucky Charms. Despite being introduced in Johto, it somehow appeared in the first episode of the show. Master of the Legendary <s>Dogs</s> <s>Cats</s> [[No|Gerbils]].

'''Celebi''' ''(Grass/Psychic)'' - The guardian of the forest, and is basically a chunk of lettuce with a body. Never released outside of [[Japan]]

=Generation III=
'''Treecko''' ''(Grass)'' - The little Pokémon that tried to be famous, but failed because Mudkip was chosen instead. Also, another one of Ash's former Pokémon. Jeez, Ash, what's wrong with you?! Anyways, can evolve into a Grovyle and a Sceptile.

'''Torchic''' ''(Fire)'' - Another little Pokémon that tried to be famous, but failed as Mudkip was chosen instead. Also, one of [[May]]'s Pokemon before it evolved into a [[Combuskenisawesome|Combusken]], and later a Blaziken.

'''[[Mudkip]]''' ''(Water)'' - A little dog/tadpole thing that spawned an [[:Category:Internet Memes|Internet meme.]] Unfortunately for the [[4chan]]ners, this Pokémon can evolve into the less popular Marshtomp and Swampert.

'''Ralts''' ''(Psychic)'' - An emotion-based Pokémon that evolves into Kirlia. Kirlia, in turn, evolves into [[Gardevoir]], a very, very frequent target of furries.

'''Makuhita''' ''(Fighting)'' - A sumo-wrestler Pokémon. Evolves into <s>Hairy Yama</s> Hariyama.

'''Azurill''' ''(Normal)'' - Pre-evolved form of Marill. For some reason, female Azurills may get transsexual surgery upon evolving.

'''Skitty''' ''(Normal)'' - A cat Pokémon. Enjoys sex with Wailords.

'''Plusle''' ''(Electric)'' - A rip-off of Pikachu, with a positive charge.

'''Minun''' ''(Electric)'' - See previous entry, but negative charged.

'''Volbeat''' ''(Bug)'' - A male-only firefly species. Not very significant, though.

'''Illumise''' ''(Bug)'' - Female counterpart to Volbeat. It knows Covet at the level you catch it in the 4th gen games, making it ideal for stealing items.

'''Roselia''' ''(Grass/Poison)'' - A rose-based Pokémon that was alone in the third generation, but given two new forms in the fourth.

'''Gulpin''' ''(Poison)'' - A living, breathing, stomach monster. In [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]], it can swallow player characters. Evolves into Swalot.

'''Carvanha''' ''(Water/Dark)'' - A fish with a massive underbite. Somehow, it becomes Sharpedo, a shark-torpedo hybrid.

'''Wailmer''' ''(Water)'' - A round whale. Evolves into Wailord, the largest Pokémon in existence. Wailord enjoys sex with Skitties.

'''Numel''' ''(Fire/Ground)'' - A slow and slow-witted camel that erupts magma from the [[Sex|hump]] on its back. Evolves into Camerupt.

'''Torkoal''' ''(Fire)'' - It's even slower than the previous entry, but unlike Camerupt it can take a hit.

'''Spoink''' ''(Psychic)'' - Spoink? Bacon? Spacon! Evolves into Grumpig.

'''Spinda''' ''(Normal)'' - A perpetually [[Booze|drunk]] Pokémon. [[Demoman]] uses a team consisting of these.

'''Trapinch''' ''(Ground)'' - A cool looking antlion larva. Evolves into Vibrava, a cool looking antlion adult, and then Flygon, which doesn't look anything like an antlion. Boo.

'''Cacnea''' ''(Grass)'' - Cactus monster! :O Evolves into Cacturne, a stalker with sand for blood.

'''Swablu''' ''(Normal/Flying)'' - A bird-like thing that wants to be a dragon, Altaria. Champion Lance's Altaria enjoys using Perish Song even if it's his last Pokémon.

'''[[Zangief|Zangoose]]''' ''(Normal)'' - Seviper's eternal rival. Immune to poisoning.

'''Seviper''' ''(Poison)'' - [[Metal Gear Solid|Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAAAKE!]]

'''Lileep''' ''(Rock/Grass)'' - A prehistoric sea lily. Evolves into Cradily, one of the most defensively-powerful Pokémon despite its typing.

'''Anorith''' ''(Rock/Bug)'' - A prehistoric bug based on an anomalocaris. Evolves into the mighty Armaldo.

'''[[TV Tropes|Tropius]]''' ''(Grass/Flying)'' - A flying plant dinosaur with a beard made of bananas.

'''Absol''' ''(Dark)'' - Absol-lutely!

'''Wynaut''' ''(Psychic)'' - [[VanillaSkittles9|VanillaSkittles']] favorite Pokémon. Though it's not the strongest one out there, it's still his favourite. Why? Wynaut!

'''Beldum''' ''(Steel/Psychic)'' - A fully mechanical Pokémon. Two combined Beldums make a Metang, and two Metangs make a Metagross. Metagross is one of the strongest and most intelligent Pokémon of all, and is visually similar to a tank.

'''Regirock''' ''(Rock)'' - This guy is a Legendary Pokémon made of rocks.

'''Regice''' ''(Ice)'' - One of Regirock's best buddies, Regice is made of ice.

'''Registeel''' ''(Steel)'' - The last in the trio, it has a body [[Heavy|made of steel]].

'''Latios''' ''(Psychic/Flying)'' - Some dragon/jet thing that lives in Italy with his sister Latias. She wanted to commit incest with him, which caused him to commit suicide in the fifth movie.

'''Latias''' ''(Psychic/Flying)'' - Latios' more easygoing sister that can take the form of a human. It is unknown whether it was Latias or the real girl who kissed Ash, but either way Brock was jealous.

'''Kyogre''' ''(Water)'' - A Legendary Pokémon that looks like an orca whale. The rival of Groudon, it controls the sea.

'''Groudon''' ''(Ground)'' - Kyogre's rival. Groudon is a mole thing that controls fire and ground.

'''Rayquaza''' ''(Dragon/Flying)'' - Rayquaza lives in the ozone layer and exists to calm Groudon and Kyogre whenever they start fighting over [[Pizza|trivial matters]].
[[Image:EverybodyLovesRayquaza.PNG|thumb|right|Everybody Loves Rayquaza!]]
'''Jirachi''' ''(Psychic/Steel)'' - Jirachi is a starry Pokémon who [[Genie|grants wishes]].

'''Deoxys''' ''(Psychic)'' - This guy can take one of four forms: Normal, Defense, Attack, and Speed. Deoxys was created from a DNA virus from outer space.

=Generation IV=
'''Turtwig''' ''(Grass)'' - Starter Pokémon. It's a turtle with a plant on it's back. Eh.

'''Chimchar''' ''(Fire)'' - Starter Pokémon. It's a monkey that's been set on fire, which comes out of its ass. What more do you need to know?

'''[[King Dedede|Piplup]]''' ''(Water)'' - Dawn's starting Pokémon, specifically k[[no]]wn for being a screen-stealing bastard, and for constantly peeking up Dawn's skirt.

'''Starly''' ''(Normal/Flying)'' - The Fourth Generation version of Pidgey, except it's a starling, not a pidgeon. Evolves into Staravia & Staraptor.

'''Shinx''' ''(Electric)'' - A Pokemon which looks like a electric mouse, Evolves into Luxio & Luxray, Shinx's final evolution's cry noise in the anime sounds like a thirty year old blowing her nose while saying "Luxray".

'''Drifloon''' ''(Ghost/Flying)'' - A cute little balloon that tries to drag children to Hell. No, seriously. Evolves into Drifblim.

'''Buneary''' ''(Normal)'' - A rabbit. Evolves into Lopunny, which is based off a Playboy Bunny, disturbingly enough.

'''Gible''' ''(Dragon/Ground)'' - A sandshark. Evolves into Gabite, who evolves into Garchomp. Garchomp was too powerful for its own good, and got banned from competitive battling.

'''Munchlax''' ''(Normal)'' - Some bear thing that's always hungry. Evolves into Snorlax. Also one of the first Generation IV Pokémon to be introduced.

'''Riolu''' ''(Fighting)'' - Evolves into the better-known Lucario, a jackal-like Pokémon that somehow replaced (Or not.) Mewtwo for [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]].

'''Skorupi''' ''(Poison/Bug)'' - A [[scorpion]] Pokémon that looks like a jack-in-the-box. Evolves into Drapion.

'''Magnezone''' ''(Electric/Steel)'' - Evolution of Magneton. It's three Magnemites that are conjoined together into a ufo-like thing.

'''Togekiss''' ''(Normal/Flying)'' - This is what Togetic becomes when exposed to a Shiny Stone. It only appears during times of peace.

'''Yanmega''' ''(Bug/Flying)'' - The result of a Yanma learning Ancientpower. Its Tinted Lens ability lets it hit resistant targets more easily.

'''Leafeon''' ''(Grass)'' - The grass form of Eevee. Its tail resembles a tattered leaf.

'''Glaceon''' ''(Ice)'' - The ice form of Eevee. It has very high Special Attack for an ice-type.

'''Gliscor''' ''(Ground/Flying)'' - Evolved form of Gligar. Looks like a chimera of a [[scorpion]] and a [[Batman|bat]].

'''Mamoswine''' ''(Ice/Ground)'' - The imposing result of evolving a Piloswine. It doesn't seem to have a visible mouth.

'''Porygon-Z''' ''(Normal)'' - A modded Porygon2. One of the very few Pokémon who can actually make use of Hyper Beam.

'''Gallade''' ''(Psychic/Fighting)'' - Male Kirlias can choose to become this over [[Gardevoir]].

'''Probopass''' ''(Rock/Steel)'' - The evolved form of Nosepass. It is extremely ugly and has a robotic-looking visage and a bushy mustache. Females also have mustaches.

'''Dusknoir''' ''(Ghost)'' - Trade a Dusclops holding a Reaper Cloth to get this. It is the Pokémon world's equivalent of the Grim Reaper.

'''Froslass''' ''(Ice/Ghost)'' - What female Snorunts may choose to become. Based on a Yuki-onna.

'''Rotom''' ''(Electric/Ghost)'' - A plasma spirit that enjoys zapping fat old scientists named after the moons of planetoids.

'''Uxie''' ''(Psychic)'' - Guards one of Sinnoh's lakes. Looking into its eyes will erase your memory. So you probably shouldn't do that.
[[Image:PokemonAllstars.jpg|thumb|right|Some of the Pokémon that can be seen here.]]
'''Mesprit''' ''(Psychic)'' - Also guards a lake. Touching it will make you completely emotionless. This one is a coward and runs away from you.

'''Azelf''' ''(Psychic)'' - Guards Lake Valor. If you hurt it, seven days later you will become petrified for all eternity. Somewhat harsh a punishment, [[no]]?

'''Dialga''' ''(Dragon/Steel)'' - The deity of time. Was created by Arceus.

'''Palkia''' ''(Dragon/Water)'' - The deity of space. Its head is shaped like a [[penis]].

'''Heatran''' ''(Fire/Steel)'' - A melty-looking thing that lives in volcanos.

'''Regi[[Giygas|gigas]]''' ''(Normal)'' - Master of the Legendary Golems. It's fat, slow, and may be at level 1. Not all that impressive compared to its servants.

'''Giratina''' ''(Dragon/Ghost)'' - The deity of dimensions. It is very ugly and lives in some freaky-looking messed-up world.

'''Cresselia''' ''(Psychic)'' - Darkrai's nemesis. It awakens people from nightmares.

'''Phione''' ''(Water)'' - A strange Pokémon that is basically a common, regular Pokémon that is only accessible by breeding Manaphy. Cannot evolve into Manaphy.

'''Manaphy''' ''(Water)'' - Basically the fourth-generation version of Mew, much like Celebi and Jirachi. It is made mostly of water. Unlike most "legendary" Pokémon, it can breed to produce Phiones, but you can't get more Manaphies this way.

'''Darkrai''' ''(Dark)'' - [[Evil|Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil]]!

'''Shaymin''' ''(Grass)'' - A grassy [[Sonic|hedgehog]] thingy that mutates when exposed to gracideas.

'''Arceus''' ''(Normal)'' - The deer-like god of Pokémon. He enjoys smashing fake jewels of life. Normal type by default, but can change if equipped with different plates.
[[Image:MissingNo.'s.png|frame|right|All the different Missingno. sprites around.]]

=Generation V=
No official English names as of yet, although several Japanese names confirmed for Black & White are Zorua, Zoroark, the starters Tsutaja, Pokabu, Mijumaru, and the Legendary Pokémon Reshiram & Zekrom.

=Glitch Pokémon=
'''MissingNo.''' ''(Glitch - Normal/[[Wrong|Bird]])'' - Some mass of pixels shaped like an out-of-proportion letter 'L'. [[Maybe|Probably]] used as placeholder data during programming, and not intended to appear during normal gameplay. Be warned, as your character's sprite may become literally scrambled, like an egg, with him. Also appears in [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]] if you [[No|smash up your console]] with a [[King Dedede|really big mallet]]. The old coffee junkie in Viridian City is the gatekeeper to it. MissingNo. was originally created by [[Anonymous]] to steal passwords, but was released after corrupting said passwords.

'''<nowiki>M'</nowiki>''' ''(Glitch)'' - Actually, his real name includes a whole bunch of glitched characters. Anyways, he's a MissingNo. rip-off. M's have been known to corrupt your game save, your hall of fame, scramble your sprites...You know what? Apparently the programmers of the Pokémon games were being paid minimum when they were programming these games. That, or they were just lazy.

'''[[Weegee|Charizard'M]]''' ''(Glitch)'' - A glitchy Charizard that infects other Pokémon and turns them into more Charizard'Ms.

Plus many, many more.
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Facepalm Luigi

2010-07-14T19:46:18Z

Englishgamer:

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|name=Emo Luigi
|image=LUIGI IS AN EMO.jpg
|shows=Super Mario World
|sex=Male
|age=57
|occupation=Crying
|nationality=Italian
|cast=Tony Rosato
}}

'''Emo Luigi''' is one of [[Luigi]]'s many forms (also known by [[SuperYoshi]] and [[TheDumbening]] as Facepalm Luigi). This is what happens when Luigi discovers the effect he has had on YouTube Poop, or once he realises he is no longer funny.
[[Image:LUIGI IS AN EMO.jpg|left|thumb|It's all his fault.]]
== Effect On Personal Life ==

When Luigi becomes emo, it has drastic effects on the Super Mario Bros. plumbing business. One memorable day, in 1997, [[Mario]] and Luigi were called to fix a problem with the great toilet of [[Robotnik]]. When they arrived, they discovered that Robotnik's toilet had been clogged up with something nasty. As Mario attempted to use a plunger to fix it, Luigi watched closely. Then it happened. The plunger broke in half, and the bottom segment went down the drain. Luigi attempted to save it, but he was too late. He ran out of Robotnik's fortress in shame, and was found a few hours later next to a dustbin in Florida.

Luigi spent the next few months thinking about the plunger, thinking that its loss was all his fault. On November 18th of that year, Luigi attempted to [[Suicide|slit his wrist]] with the sharp side of a Yoshi egg glued to a light bulb. Unfortunately for him, the light bulb exploded, and Luigi spent a few hours crying in the darkness. Eventually, Mario came in to fix the light bulb, whilst Luigi wrote a poem about how much he missed the old light bulb and cried himself to sleep that night.

He now believes that he is to blame for every bad thing that has ever happened, including the crucifixion of [[Jesus Christ]], World War II, [[AIDS]], the death of his parents, and Super Bowl XLIII.

==Suicide Attempts==
[[Image:EmoLuigi2pt0.jpg|thumb|right|Sometimes, not even lotsa [[spaghetti]] can snap Luigi out of his depression.]]
Luigi has attempted to commit [[suicide]] on many, many occasions. Here we will document the man's attempts at getting things over with from 1997 to the present.

*March 3, 1997 - Hanging. Failed due to lack of rope.
*June 14, 1997 - Hanging. Failed due to too much rope.
*November 1, 1997 - Slitting wrist. Failed due to power failure.
*December 5, 1997 - Electrocution. Failed due to power cut.
*December 9, 1997 - Jumping off a building. Failed as the building was actually a small garage.
*May 2, 1998 - Slitting wrist. Failed due to the fact condoms cant cut your wrist.
*May 6, 1999 - Suffocation. Failed as the condom was too small.
*June 5, 1999 - Got [[The Ultimate Warrior]] to bash homosexuality at the University of Connecticut in hopes of [[Gay Luigi]] to blow up the building. Failed because [[Gay Luigi]] left the building to rant about the incident on his blog.
*May 3, 2000 - STD. Failed because he forgot to take the condom off.
*August 5, 2001 - Hanging. Failed because he already used that joke.
*August 8, 2002 - Drug overdose. Success. Unfortunately, [[medic]]s came and revived him.
*February 9, 2003 - Stole [[Pennsylvania|Punxsutawney]] [[Steely Phil|Phil]], then drove into a quarry. Failed because the day repeated itself.
*March 7, 2003 - Deliberate overdose on [[bacon]]. Success. Unfortunately [[Fat Mario]] arrived to suck the fat out of him. Luigi then suffered from mixed emotions of sadness and sensation that lasted for an entire year.
*January 9, 2004 - Bowel obstruction. Failed due to the fact laxatives don't obstruct bowels.
*June 3, 2004 - Laid in the middle of a freeway, expecting to get run over.
*July 2, 2004 - Finally gave up waiting to get run over and jumped off the freeway, unfortunately landing in a passing pillow, [[Kirby|marshmallow]], and cotton swab truck.
*October 3, 2004 - Attempted to freeze himself in the cold, October temperatures of Alaska. He then found himself face-to-face with a [[Fire Sumo]].
*October 8, 2004 - Pissed off a Fire Sumo on purpose so that it would crack the ground open below him and Luigi would fall to his death. Unfortunately he found a magic balloon.
*October 13, 2004 - Realized that select days of his previous [[suicide]] attempts were consecutive digit of pi, and thus attempted to overdose on pumpkin pie. Failed due to the fact that he got full, and that he is not allergic to pumpkin.
*July 8, 2005 - Stole and microwaved Weird Ed's hamster, hoping to be killed by him. Failed because microwaving a hamster is verboten in PAL versions.
*April 7, 2006 - Tried to drown himself. Failed because he thought it was boring.
*May 6, 2006 - Taunted Fat Mario so he would sit on him. Failed because Fat Mario couldn't run that far and passed out.
*October 29, 2007 - Tried to hang himself with the invisible long string from the magic balloon that he found. Failed when he found out that he not only couldn't find the string that he held, he also didn't find a perfectly suitable place for him to hang himself.
*December 2, 2007 - Stabbed his stomach and the left testicle after the pooper known as Deepercutt publicly humiliated him by showing an unreleased music video of the song "Watch Me Bleed" starring Emo Luigi himself. Success. Unfortunately [[Gwonam]] sewed him up and used his [[Cum|cum]] as replacement blood.
*December 6, 2007 - Shot himself in the head after King Koopa killed Mario, Toad, and Peach. R.I.P. Emo Luigi....maybe....
[[Image:Frogluigi.png|thumb|Even frog suits can't cure Luigi of his emo-ness]]
*December 7, 2007 - Got up after lying on the ground FOR HOURS when he got bored of pretending to be dead. He missed his head by six inches and accidently shot a [[TREE]].
*December 9, 2007 - Attempted to piss off [[Brock Samson]] in hopes the he would finally die, but Brock took Emo Luigi's jokes and insults as friendly gestures and left him alone.
*December 13, 2007 - Tried to deliberately be crushed to death inside a working trash compactor. Success, but instead of killing him, left Luigi in a cartoonish cube shape for the rest of the day.
*January 1, 2008 - Tried to drown himself in champagne at his New Year's party. Failed due to the fact that he didn't even have a New Year's party.
*January 15, 2008 - Attempted to jump off the roof of the nearest video game store because Super Smash Bros. Brawl was delayed AGAIN. Survived with ''extremely'' minor bruises.
*'''(Friday)''' Febuary 13, 2008 - Tried to get [[Jason Voorhees]] to kill him. Failed due to that Jason was dead.
*Febuary 28, 2008 - Attempted to break open the Patty Vault and eat every Krabby Patty inside so it would go to his thighs and blow up. Failed because [[Squidward]] got there first.
*March 9th, 2008 - Attempted to enter the Negative Zone, getting himself killed after all the Brawl Copies got sold out. Failed not only because [[Regular Luigi]] got probation on the move shortly before he managed to patent the new move after [[Dio Brando]] had sued him of the move, but also because Emo Luigi can't perform this move without switching back to Regular Luigi without losing his emo state.
*September 11th, 2008 - Attempted to go back in time to September 11th 2001 and get on a hijacked plane to get himself killed. Failed due to Osama Bin Laden actually raping him in the plane bathroom and safely landing to let him get off.
*September 16, 2008 - Attempted to fall in Jonas Bros. mosh pit during a concert in Chicago. Last seen in critical condition, with cooties all over him, and his ears bleeding due to the screaming. He is expected to make a recovery. [[M. Bison]]'s response: "YES!"
*September 20, 2008 - Attempted to unplug his life support machine next to his hospital bed. Failed due to his inability to move his broken arms.
*October 7, 2008 - Walked out of hospital, fully healed, and jumped into a manhole and tried drowning himself (again). Failed because the stench was just too much.
*October 10, 2008 - Ate a bag of kitty litter. Failed, but he did get bad breath.
*October 12, 2008 - Swallowed at tooth brush trying to get rid of his bad breath, but it melted inside of his stomach due to the powerful emo acids inside of it.
*October 12, 2008 (One minute after last one)- Emo Luigi decided to die the simple way: plastic bag. He was breathing it so hard that it was sucked up into his nose and flew down into his stomach once again to be destroyed by his emo acids.
*October 13, 2008 - Attempted to piss off [[Shadow the Hedgehog]] by making fun of Maria. Failed because Shadow was too much into his flashbacks of pain to notice. Emo Luigi ignored the last sentence typed and woke Shadow up to try to piss him off again. Failed because Shadow felt his emo-pain radiation and became friends with him.
*October 17, 2008 - Due to the incredible depression of not being invited to [[WalrusGuy]]'s return party, he stood out in the Chocolate Rain, hoping this would coat him in chocolate and get kids to eat him. Unfortunately, it only coated his clothes, causing the children to devour his clothes, and leaving him not only emo, but also completely naked.
*October 31, 2008 - Tried goring himself on a chainsaw. Failed, due to the fact that it was a Halloween episode of the show, and as such, is never canon.
*November 3, 2008 - Tried to call Q Strange to finally kill him once and for all. Failed because he didn't realize that he changed his ways for his own son.
*November 11, 2008 - Tried to get candy by singing at door to door, due to a Dutch Holiday (Not a vacation). Failed, because everyone thought he thought it was Halloween, and declined him.
*November 12, 2008 - Tried to hang himself because he didn't get his candy. Failed because he found a shitload of candy inside the walls of his house.
*December 12, 2008 - Tried to kill himself by wondering in the woods to find [[Insane Clown Posse|a real live serial killer unexpectedly]]. Didn't work because he accidentally killed the serial killer that he wanted to find.
*December 26, 2008 - After getting nothing that he desires for this Christmas, he decided to kill himself by getting the wired decorations off his Christmas tree and placing them around his neck. He almost succeeded, but it didn't work due to him getting a last minute gift that he really likes before he died.
*December 27, 2008 - After getting nothing at all for boxing day, he tried to piss off a kangaroo by honking his car horn at it. Unfortunately, the kangaroo died from shock, only to be revived three minutes later and steal his money and then die again.
*December 29, 2008 - Attempted to get some recognition by kidnapping Dick Clark just days before his annual New Years' special. Unfortunately, there were other hosts he had not considered. Also, he was unable to kidnap Dick Clark because, well, he's fucking Dick Clark!
*December 31, 2008/January 1, 2009 - Attempted to get squished by that giant ball that's always on that one tower in the little k[[no]]wn town of New York City. Was ten seconds too late from being killed because police officers saved him from being squished before the New Year officially began.
*January 18, 2009 - Tried to hang himself when he saw that the Arizona Cardinals had came from behind against the [[Philadelphia]] Eagles and made it to the Super Bowl. Stopped doing it when he found out that the Pittsburgh Steelers were also going there.
*January 31, 2009 - Almost accidentally died when he slipped on fallen spaghetti while preparing for his pre-Super Bowl party.
*February 2, 2009 - Tried to drown himself in Gaara's sand for no apparent reason. (Probably to celebrate the Pittsburgh Steelers' close victory in the Super Bowl.) Failed because Gaara is also emo, and the two fell in love. It was said that those who weren't either Gaara or Emo Luigi that were within 30 miles of this epic cum spurge would die instantaneously. Those who were within an 100 mile radius were partially burned from their faces.
*March 12, 2009 - Went back to the present and tried to suffocate himself with a giant condom. Failed because there was a rip in it. It also happened to be a used condom, but before he could drown himself in the semen, [[Gay Luigi]] and [[Oogtar]] drank it all.
*March 22, 2009 - Attempted to get his Blastoise to drown him because he accidentally released his shiny Chimchar. Failed because he doesn't own a Blastoise, but a Venusaur.
*April 1, 2009 - After realizing that Little Kuriboh wasn't abridging Yu-Gi-Oh anymore, he tried to kill himself. Then, everyone shouted, "April Fools!" and gave Luigi a heart attack. His ghost then said "April Fools!" and returned to life. Freaking ghost.
* April 5, 2009 - Tried losing to [[Seth]] in Street Fighter IV. Failed because Seth isn't even a real person, and as a Nintendo character, doesn't have an Xbox.
* April 6, 2009 - Pushed his belly button, hoping it was a self-destruct button. Failed because he doesn't even have a belly button.
* April 7, 2009 - Moved to Jamaica and attempted to offend the people there. Failed because they were on their early summer holiday and didn't care.
* April 16, 2009 - Attempted to get a Houndoom to eat him. Failed because Houndooms don't like the taste of Emos.
* May 15, 2009 - Went back to 1942 to try to tell [[Hitler]] he was a Jew, but failed because he went to 1942 B.C. insted of 1942 A.D.
* June 23, 2009 - Tryed to drown himself in the Gulf of Mexico, failed because some people on the beach called his name (In reality they where just saying Emo Luigi's name because the person who stole their football happened to be named Emo Luigi too)
* June 26, 2009 - Attempted to drown himself in [[Greenback Koopa]]'s spicy [[Mashed Potatoes]] when he heard [[Michael Jackson]] died, failed because Scoopa Koopa's had run out of mashed potatos due to [[Fat Luigi]].
* June 29, 2009 - After hearing of [[Billy Mays]]' death, he attempted to anger [[Escargoon]] by calling [[King Dedede]] [[fat]], [[gay]], and [[Retarded|stupid]]. Failed because he was actually talking to [[Customer Service]], who hates King Dedede.
* July 16, 2009 - Swam out into the ocean to get eaten by a sea monster. Failed because the sea monster choked on Emo Luigi's emoness, [[die]]d, and coughed him back up.
* July 29, 2009 - Upon realizing that we are all about to die someday, Luigi tried to commit suicide the one, surefire way--by ''living''. Unfortunately, Mario killed him.
* July 31, 2009 - Was thrown out of [[The Pit]] for being too emo.
* August 15, 2009 - Choked President Obama, hoping to get shot by the Secret Service. Failed because choking a person's leg causes no harm.
* August 15, 2009 - Attempted to get his Chewiki article deleted by AbsoluteBillion by marking it for deletion, since that would, theoretically, kill him as well. Failed because Chewiki editors reverted the page.
* September 3, 2009 - Attempted suicide by hanging. Succeeded, accidentally reincarnated self.
* September 5, 2009 - Flushed the Ticklepotty. Failed because [[Terry Bogard|Terryland]] runs in backwards time. THAT'S WHY THE TICKLEPOTTY NEVER FLUSHES!!
* September 9, 2009 - [[SEGA]] celebrates 10 years of the Dreamcast today. Luigi's dream, to die, is cast at last. Unfortunately, he forgot that Sega dropped out of making consoles and he was revived.
* September 22, 2009 - Attempted to jump through a closed window on top of a skyscraper. Unfortunately the window was three inches thick.
* October 14, 2009 - Tried to drown himself after [[Lou Albano]]'s death. Too bad the water was frozen.
* October 15, 2009 - Attempted to have a ninja assassinate him. Failed because the ninja offered him a baked potato.
* November 8, 2009 - After hearing that Ed Edd n Eddy is over, he attempted to get [[Eddy]] to beat him up by telling him that his brother is better than him. Failed because [[Eddy]] was on [[Magic Drugs]] with [[Ed]] for the night. Emo Luigi was then depressed that he wasn't invited for a week.
* November 15, 2009 - Attempted to poison himself after hearing that Best Buy was sold out of copies of New Super Mario Bros. [[Wii]], failed because Mario had pre-ordered a copy to give him.
* November 15, 2009 - Tried drinking [[Edd]]'s never ending bottle of Mountain Dew until he exploded. Failed because [[Edd]] was dead at the time and never made any more before Emo Luigi could buy some.
* November 16, 2009 - Jumped off a beanstalk.
* November 27, 2009 - Still falling...
* December 18, 2009 - He landed at last. Unfortunately, it was on a trampoline.
* December 31, 2009/January 1, 2010 - Jumped off of Times Square during the final countdown to a new decade. Success, but was revived by [[Medic]]s.
*January 30, 2010 - Pissed off [[Shin Akuma]] on a public subway by making fun of his hair, hoping to be killed by his Shun Goku Satsu. Failed when Akuma accidentally killed a fat nudist instead.
*January 31, 2010 - Reminded Flint that his wife was dead. Failed because he was talking to Chuck Norris.
* February 3, 2010 - Attempted to get Malleo to turn him into a fire flower and be stepped on. Failed because he was talking to [[Fortran]], and was forced to "PUSH START TO RICH" for the rest of the month.
* February 22, 2010 - Shot self in head. Failed because it was a Nerf toy.
* February 24, 2010 - Stole [[King Harkinian]]'s [[dinner]]. Failed because he stole his plastic decoy [[dinner]].
* February 25, 2010 - After getting nothing he wanted for Christmas again, he attempted to light his Christmas [[TREE]] on [[fire]] with him tied to the [[TREE]]. Failed because he couldn't move his arms to grab his matches.
* February 25, 2010 - Bought a [[DOOM|BFG]] to blast his self into non-existence. Failed because the BFG only had 39 energy cells (BFG needs 40 cells to shoot).
* February 26, 2010 - Went to the movies to see Avatar, hoping to die from the amount of crap vibe it emits. Failed because the film caught fire five minutes in.
* February 27, 2010 - Attempted to use [[Lemmy]]'s volcano to melt himself. Failed because [[Iggy Koopa]] destroyed it during the [[Dinner]] [[War]] of 1987, and as a result, was 25 years late.
* February 28, 2010 - Attempted to watch Electric Soldier Porygon to try to get a seizure. Failed because he lost his laptop years ago & even if it was still there, it wouldn't of been bright enough to give Emo Luigi a seizure
* February 29, 2010 - Built a ladder to Heaven to ask God to bring the apocalypse sooner. Failed because the ladder was made of Cap'n Crunch cereal.
* Early March 1, 2010 - Tried to drown himself in his toilet filled with [[shit]]. Failed because [[Mario]] just had to rescue him by getting him out of the toilet. He cried for 10 whole minutes without wiping off the shit before Mario finally decided to help him be free from life.
* Late March 1, 2010 - Finally decided to kill himself in the [[Japan]]ese style of [[Suicide|seppuku]], with [[Mario]] as his kaishakunin. Success... OR WAS IT???
* March 2, 2010 - He had one more life. Frustrated, he attempted to overdose on sleeping pills. Sadly, they tasted like vomit so, out of instinct, he spat them out and burned them.
* March 22, 2010 - Went back to 1953 and killed himself as a baby. Failed when he realized not only was the time-machine one way, but he actually killed Mario.
* March 27, 2010 - Buried himself alive. Failed because a friendly Diglett saved him... without revealing its body.
* April 1, 2010 - After a friendly April Fool's joke by Mario and Peach in which they all pretended they were brutally killed, Luigi shoots himself in the head. Failed because he was also pulling an April Fool's prank and the bullet was actually a blank.
* May 29, 2010 - Tried drowning himself in the Gulf of Mexico again, after hearing of the [[British|B]]P [[Lamp Oil|oil]] spill. Failed because environmentalists saved him and washed him with dish soap.
* June 17, 2010 - Got in-between Mew and [[Mewtwo]]'s blasts in the first Pokemon movie to save Ash because he likes Ash for some reason. Failed because the Pokemon's magic tears brought him back to life.
* June 17, 2010 (Ten minutes after last one) - Tried drowning himself in the unforgiving waters surrounding Mewtwo's Island. Failed because he was rescued by a passer-by Lapras.
* July 4, 2010 - Tried to go to the World Cup in South Africa to suffer by the powers of the vuvuzelas. Failed because they were only mildly annoying and not annoying enough to make you commit suicide or have someone blow your brains off.
*July 11 2010- Tried to burn himself after Holland lost to Spain in the 2010 World Cup final, Failed because his Emo acids are allergic to fire & they were celebrating Spain's victory. VIVA ESPANIA!
* December 21, 2012 - After watching the film "2012", Luigi staged the most grandiose suicide attempt of all; he stole [[Kirby]]'s cake, hoping that Kirby's rage would cause the end of the world on that day just as people thought. Failed because Kirby bought another. Luigi gave up and has been sober ever since, effectively killing his emo form. (Oh, the irony.)


==In the Media==
With so much emo, it was inevitable that Emo Luigi would someday create his own depressing music video before one of his [[suicide]] attempts would actually work. His video, "Watch Me Bleed" (directed by [[Deepercutt]]), is shown on the right. Emo Luigi grew even more emo after realizing the video's high popularity and success. However, he lost some of that emo when he found out that one day, that video disappeared, much to the hatred of those who liked it.

==Notable Things Which Turned Luigi Emo==
*Astronaut [[Tails]]
*Farms
*[[Yoshi]]
*[[Mama Luigi]]
[[Image:EmoLuigi3.jpg|right|thumb|[[Mario]] scolds Luigi for being so emo.]]
*[[YouTube Poop]]
*[[Princess Peach]]'s [[Boobs]]
*His own music videos.
*The death of Peach, Mario, and Toad.
*The [[Insane Clown Posse]]
*[[Anti-Uctions]]
{{VidCaption|ss8LDBNcsWc|Here's one of the things that made Luigi emo.}}
*The Arizona Cardinals making it to both the playoffs and the Super Bowl.
*The city of Flint, Michigan.
*[[Encyclopædia Dramatica]]
*The [[Koopalings]].
*The deaths of [[Michael Jackson|cer]][[Billy Mays|tain]] [[Lou Albano|peo]][[Dennis Hopper|ple]].
*[[Edd]] killing [[Fat Mario]].
*A news person from [[Fox]] saying "[[KFC|Keep fucking that chicken.]]"
*Vuvuzelas (Those annoying plastic horns which were used durng the 2010 World Cup in South Africa)
*Discovering that [[Bridget]] is a boy.
*[[Pickle Surprise]]

==Quotes==
*"*insert crying sounds here* IT'S ALL MY FAULT!!!"
*"WHERE'S THE LIGHT SWITCH" (Said shortly after suicide attempt No. 3.)
*"I SWEAR I DIDN'T DO IT!" (Said after he got Princess Peach pregnant with emo babies.)
*"WE RESCUED THE SHIT!"
*"YOSHI?!!!"
*"IT'S ALL [[Link|LINK]]'S FAULT!"
*"HEY LINK!"
*"[[NO]]!"
*"[[WRONG|But I am a baby!]]" (Said as a response to Mario saying to not act like such a baby.)
{{DEFAULTSORT:Emo Luigi}}
[[Category:Luigi]]
[[Category:Retarded Characters]]
[[Category:Emo Characters]]
[[Category:Mentally Unstable]]
[[Category:Dead]]

Englishgamer

2010-07-13T20:46:55Z

Englishgamer:

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==In Brief==
englishGAMER is a [[Youtube Pooper]] from the [[United Kingdom]] who uses [[IMovie]]. His real name is Sam Wren.

==History==

[[image:Jsssmspppp.jpg|thumb|left|Englishgamer's [[Wii|Mii.]]]]
In January 8th, 2007 he made his first account called samwatchman2000. One day while looking up YouTube videos, he found one of [[Dvariano]]'s; ''A Clusterfudge of YouTube Excrement''. Amused by the video, Englishgamer looked up more Youtube Poops. After discovering iMovie HD, he downloaded various YTP sources and created his first YouTube Poop. He lost his account on October 12th, 2007. Samwatchman2000 started a new life on a new account called samthewatchman2008. Although he continued his pooping career, even making a few YTPMVs, he lost to copyright once more on August 13th, 2008. The next day he created the new account Englishgamer, which he has been using ever since.
He was originally going to call englishGAMER, "samthewatchman2009" but he thought englishGAMER was a better name, so he decided to call his new account (well, back in August 2008) englishGAMER.

In June 2009, after upload a YTP called "Game Boy Camera Goes Manic" englishGAMER joined the YouChew Poop forums, A few months later (probably October 2009). he got banned after what everybody claimed that "he repeatedly thread spamming in the Poop Showroom."

===First Poop Seen===
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYplQIONQkk A Clusterfudge of YouTube Excrement by '''dvariano'''.]
[[image:Nhjjjjjjj.jpg|thumb|right|englishGAMER's first logo (August 2008-May 2009)]]

===First Poop Made===
*(As samwatchman2000) my first YouTube Poop
*(As samthewatchman2008) Mah boi TV part 1
*(As Englishgamer) you tube poop its me cowboy link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNvVDYHqG6c&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eyoutube%2Ecom%2Fuser%2FenglishGAMER&feature=player_profilepage

===Preferred Sources===
*[[Hotel Mario]]
*[[Super Mario World]]
*[[Sonic Underground]]
*[[Link: Faces of Evil]]
*[[Zelda: Wand of Gamelon]]
*TV commercials

[[image:Ikfkfkddddddddddd.jpg|thumb|right|englishGAMER's current logo (May 2009-Present)]]

[[image:MIDJDHSH.jpg|thumb|right|Bitches don't k[[no]]w about Englishgamer's [[Wii|Mii]].]]

[[Image:Nintendo Love Yoshi Black Babydoll.jpg|thumb|right|[[Englishgamer]] loves [[Yoshi]].]]

===Preferred Tech===
*[[IMovie]]
*Flip4mac (for his old YouTube Poops)
*Audacity (for Ear Rape)
*iShowU (A screen capture tool for Mac.)

==Style==
*[[Sentence Mixing]]
*[[Ear Rape]]
*[[Reversing]]
*[[Pitch Shift]]
*[[Deja Vu]]
==Fans==
*Videogamefan1997
*Olliewren
*alexwren92
*Chriswren96
*Darkrai125
*[[Narisguy]]

==Criticism==
*Englishgamer has been criticized on various occasions for being egotistical, and for spamming.

==Poop Listing==
*its me cowboy link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNvVDYHqG6c&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eyoutube%2Ecom%2Fuser%2FenglishGAMER&feature=player_profilepage
*THIS VIDEO IS BETTER THAN FRED!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pShKndOQDnk&feature=channel
*YTPMV The Last Little Dinosaur
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9uN7Y9vtpM&feature=channel
*YTPMV Pokemon Dance Mix
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNorqKQ9gGc&feature=channel
*The only Ashens poop anyones ever made
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bImk65OYUNI&feature=channel
*Re: Luigi Loses His Golf Ball
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW-M0OywBb4&feature=channel
*SHORTEST YOUTUBE POOP EVER!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2IqyfYykMg&feature=channel
*Sonic Underground x10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb4ENFv08a0&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fuser%2FenglishGAMER&feature=player_profilepage
*Game Boy Camera Goes Manic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebnjkq93q9g&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eyoutube%2Ecom%2Fmy%5Fvideos%5Fedit&feature=player_embedded
*Yoshi Orders Too Much Stuff
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3agPiwqWNQ
*Dr Robotnik dances whilst i play fitting music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoLDPzaCfo4
*Mario Kart Wii Goes Manic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4JTtYfl4_Q&fmt=18
*YouTube Poop TV Advert/commercial break
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoasCHXeoeQ
*A Envirofone YouTube Poop (sic)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzv1jhCYPDs&feature=channel
*Sonic Sez is Dirty
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pNCEcEcWLc
*I SUCK AT MAKING YOU TUBE POOPS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROGDN4TnZ0o
*2 DAH MYNE KART!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIoJVx49aw4
*Happy 10th Birthday Sega Dreamcast
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQvaglNpKl4
*Ribena Is More Unhealthier (sic)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZU7XCF5ASs
*I'M A TWAT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhGKEiPKM8I
*I'M A WANKER! VERSION 1.0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArxXdqBQ3SM
*The Original OllieWren YouTube Poop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtj8A3UYIWQ&feature=player_embedded
*The 1990-1997 BBC Video ident (sic) Goes Insane
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYdfzVGAF90&feature=channel_page
*Pot Noodle Is More Unhealthier (sic)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL4f9UFAk7I&feature=channel
*SONIC BAYDGE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMOFOVRmnzI
*YOU ARE A PIRATE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI7dnOQE_2M&feature=channel
*BBCward
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXz0lt8gpis&feature=player_profilepage
*I HAPPY SPLASHED UR MOM!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahsjYPUmlbI
*The Nintendo Gamecube refuses to start up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad172kNzMEA
*Yoshi orders John Madden
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=443MJC76eO0
*Banned Spider episode
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-2LAO788RA
*FUNTOGRAPHY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1llO-StYiaU&feature=sub
*The 1989-1995 Video Collection ident Goes Insane
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh30wSDcnb4
*A Christmas YouTube Poop Music Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwLjuNh2AhE
*The 1984 Apple Macintosh storms the Bastille
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGrdKeAXtro
*Manic & Sonia goes to a Swap Meet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw61t6RWhfM
*Dr. Ashens Poundland Special Goes Mental
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwzrPGc7YQM
*The 1988-1991 BBC Video ident Goes Insane
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M7RCd3zg3o
*Manic & Sonia goes to a Swap Meet 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjZMbO6WQsU&feature=channel
*THIS IS WACK!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU0Ib5Rrqj4
*A FRIEND OF MNE CAME UP WITH THIS IDEA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rUKcdl2o3A
*THE BAR.mov
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkxXPGrlEAY
*THIS CHARACTER IS NOT ME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGW8pgzmxEA
*Japanese Baseball Players Are Easily Amused
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mc1mO7aqSLY
*The 1984-1988 BBC Video ident Goes Insane
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxbqkPyr7o0
*The King from "Only The Brave Can Rescue The Kidnapped Princess" eats whilst i play fitting music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp6SgvgbwBU&feature=channel
*Kids Training Their Chikorita's Are Easily Amused
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DTBHjpuQ8I&feature=channel
*Worst.Video.Ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzPGorruyP8&feature=channel
*REMAGhsilgne
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgfK6zWf0u0&feature=channel
*If Porygon sees a bad YouTube Poop, he will start to murder the pooper.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNIOgHx2f18
*I'M A WANKER! VRESION 2.0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaHJl9BptF8&feature=bulletin
*Gayme Boi Kamaraaaa
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyTHfBpU3qA&feature=bulletin
*The Playstation 1 refuses to start up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXigFRrwZB4&feature=watch_response
*I made this YouTube Poop on YouTube Editor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uew8eM6qdw8&feature=bulletin
*Fillips See Dee Eye
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8vCwBt9FfY
*(Brutal Ear Rape YouTube Poop) MAGNIFIQUE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG9rHVSgbt8
*I'm Just.. A Bird
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8z99QZD0iM
*?kliM toG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRnIJMb9NxQ

==Trivia==
*He is one of the few poopers who have made a Dr. Ashens poop.
*He has pooped one of [[DaftPunkYoshi]]'s videos.
*His favourite Mario character is [[Yoshi]].
*His favourite drink is [[Coca-Cola]].
*He used [[Glitchboyadvance]]'s YTP indent in many of his poops.
*englishGAMER plays [[Mario]] Kart [[Wii]] under the name Sam, his Friend Code is 1203-9497-5636
*He also plays Mario Strikers Charged Football (As in soccer not [[American Football]]).
*englishGAMER was the first pooper to use OllieWren.
*His birthday is November 23.
*His YTP,"The 1990-1997 BBC Video ident Goes Insane" is his most viewed video with over 12'00 views.
===Links===
*[http://youtube.com/user/englishGAMER My YouTube account]