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<p>Enatai: </p> <hr /> <div>{{char}}[[Image:Goronu25.jpg|thumb|right|Goronu looking like Fidel Castro in his final days]]<br /> Look and see: Goronu, bastard child of Andy Warhol.<br /> <br /> Although hideous, after a year of being frozen, car salesman Simon McClure guarantees you will beg to join him. AHUH HYUUUH! He is also in the middle of a heated controversial lawsuit. The lawsuit consists of Goronu raping Zelda in [[Koridai]], then killing her for being a dirty kunt. He pleads non-guilty, saying that he was posessed by Ganon, and that she is still alive. Ganon was unavailable for quotation, and Judge Judy sets the trial date for November 26th. She first has to deal with Michael Vick. Goronu is currently being kept in holding in the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]]. This is not his first offense; In his younger days he was charged numerous times on charges including Car Theft, Child Pornography, and Necromancy. He was briefly treated for his anorexia, but it has since returned. He will likely die very soon.<br /> <br /> Cultural Heritage: Mars<br /> <br /> ==Weapons==<br /> * A Magic Wand<br /> * Spellcasting Abilities<br /> * Being Hideous<br /> * A 12-Inch Dildo<br /> <br /> ==Quotes==<br /> {{poopquote|Goronu|Wake Up [[Sleepy Bones]]!}}<br /> {{poopquote|Goronu|Find the living, and [[Cunt|cut]] their vile throats.}}<br /> {{poopquote|Goronu|You can&#039;t kill me! [[No|NO! NO! NOOOOOO....]]}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also:==<br /> *[[Transvestite Wizards]]<br /> *[[Gay_luigi| Gays]]<br /> *[[Robotnik | Bald Guys]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:CD-i]]</div>

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