Arthur

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Drewsef:

Arthur is a convicted pedophile who enjoys building model pnises. When enraged, he gains the power to release a Falcon Punch. He has murdered and raped his sister [[D.W.]] on numerous occasions.

Balls

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Drewsef: /* Who has balls? */

==What are balls?==

Balls usually come in pairs of 2, but some poop characters such as [[Yoshi]],[[Fat Mario]],[[Bill O'Reilly]],[[Cheatsy]] and [[Gay Luigi]] may have 0 or up to 50 balls. The scientific name for balls is [[bwalls]], credit goes to [[Yoshkins]] for the name. Balls hang from the [[penis]] and generate what is known as [[cum]]. [[Cum]] is shot out of the penis/vagina and rocketed to whomever the character chooses. Remember to aim, though. Currently, as of December 14 of 2007, [[Yoshi]] claims to be the #1 lover of balls. An interview date has yet to be set. [[Uctions]] may be used to refill your balls with fresh cum, while [[Anti-Uctions]] can refill your balls with pink cum (giving you [[Fatal Aids]].) A rare color of cum is brown cum, which only happens if you shoot cocaine and/or heroin in your balls.

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==Who has balls?==
*[[Fat Mario]] - 23 balls (most are hidden within the fat exterior)
*[[Tails]] - 1 ball
*[[Yoshi]] - 50 balls
*[[Gay Luigi]] - 40 balls
*[[Mr.Krabs]] - 1 ball
*[[The Princess]] - 2 balls
*[[Toad]] - 19 balls
*[[King Koopa]] - 1 ball
*[[Cheatsy]] - 15 balls
*[[George the Volcano]] - 40 balls
*[[Borat]] - 4 balls
*[[Ganon]] - 5 balls
*[[Zelda]] - 8 balls
*[[Stone Luigi]] - 10 balls
*[[God Luigi]] - 50 balls
*[[The Cave People]] - 1 ball each
*[[Wizardheimer]] - 39 balls (magical)
*[[Hip]] - 42 balls
*[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]] - 50 balls for each member of that group (That means that together, they have 100 balls!!!!!!!!!!!!)
*[[Mama Luigi]] - 4278652387453 balls
*[[Kooky]] 1397456918354901862496781254603125470615468153476051320485148518604 balls
*[[You]] 2, 1, or 0. Changes throughout life.
*[[Duke Nukem]] - Balls of Steel
*Lance Armstrong - 1 ball
*Dr. Rockso The Rock & Roll Clown - 2 balls
*[[D.W.]] - 3 balls

==Who doesn't have any balls?==
*[[Bill O'Reilly]]
*[[Tyrannosaurus Alan]]
*[[Buzz Lightyear]]
*[[Robotnik]]
*[[Captain Jack]]
*[[The King of Hyrule]]
*[[Link]]
*[[Yoshkins]]
*[[George Bush]]
*[[Oogtar]]
*[[Dr Rabbit]]
*[[Retard Luigi]]
*[[Emo Luigi]]
*[[Hop]]
*[[Roy]]
*[[Naruto]]
*[[Oxy Clean Guy]]
*[[Chad Warden]]
*[[Groudon457]]
*[[Feghoot|Feghoot :(]]

Coney Island Disco Palace

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Drewsef: /* Characters who have had sex WITH the Coney Island Disco Palace */

The '''Coney Island Disco Palace''', originally known as the ''Pizza Island Disney Planet'', is a venue in South ''New Jersey'' (commonly mistaken by retards as ''Dinosaur Island''), located in the ''Koopa'' district down ''Coney Avenue'' right next to the ''Koopa Football Stadium''. The area has had a long history of being inhabited by gays and pedophiles which ultimately led to its demise in 1999 when it was shut down.

[[Image:Coneyislandiscopalace.jpg|thumb|The Coney Island Disco Palace in it's early years.]]

== History ==
The Coney Island Disco Palace originally opened in 1989 as the Pizza Island Disney Planet, a Disney-themed pizzaria which served [[AIDS]]-infested pizzas. Once it was discovered that [[cum]] was the secret ingredient in the pizza, health issues arose thus forcing the restaurant to close-down in 1992 (on a lesser note, few people actually knew ''Mickey Mouse'' was molesting children visiting the restaurant). It would be 3 years until [[King Koopa]] would rent-out and revitalize the venue. King Koopa made the venue one of his castles and while he was high, he renamed it the Coney Island Disco Palace. While King Koopa was still living in the self-described ''Palace'', he decorated it with many defective deathtraps and hired several minions with Alzheimer's to stop the Mario Brothers while he kidnapped [[the Princess]]. After one year of many failed attempts, King Koopa could no longer pay his rent and was forced to move into ''one of his 7 Koopa Hotels'', which he still had to pay rent for and went bankrupt. In 1996, King Koopa moved out leaving the infamous [[Dr Rabbit|Dr. Rabbit]] to immediately move in. Once settled in, Dr. Rabbit had established a state-of-the-art dentist facility for kids in the Coney Island Disco Palace. After a year, rumors began to spread that Dr. Rabbit had been raping children with toothbrushes and using the defective deathtraps, which were still left in the Coney Island Disco Palace, as sexual torture devices. It was reported that during his court trial, children continued to visit the Coney Island Disco Palace. In the trial's conclusion, Dr. Rabbit was found innocent but was, however, sentenced probation. Afterward, Dr. Rabbit left for Africa in his hot-air balloon to allegedly ''visit his kid friends''. Many, however, speculate he left to avoid police. After Dr. Rabbit abandoned the Coney Island Disco Palace in 1998, famous Pop-singer ''Michael Jackson'' later inhabited the Coney Island Disco Palace following his allegations in ''Neverland Ranch''. In 1999, rumors of Michael Jackson similiar to that of Dr. Rabbit while he was still living in the Coney Island Disco Palace began to arise. After an act of congress and a final decision by the mayor of New Jersy, the Coney Island Disco Palace was finally condemned and shut down in 1999.

A statue of King Koopa is now erected where the Coney Island Disco Palace once stood, the people of New Jersey throw poop at it on a daily basis. In 2010, Satan arosed from the depths of Hell to rape New Jersey & resurrect the Coney Island Disco Palace as a Coney Island Disco Ball.

== Performers at the Coney Island Disco Palace ==
In it's early days, the Coney Island Disco Palace was not known for acts that were performed there.
*[[The Melvins]]. Where they performed every single song they wrote.
*[[Nirvana]]. Where they performed the Devalued American Dollar Purchase Incentive Track for the first and last time.
*[[Milli Vanilli]] before they were caught miming.
*Deth Row. The show was shortly canceled after the bassist and singer got crushed by Dr. Rabbit's hot air balloon.
*The Inner City Posse after they released their first & only LP called The Dog Beats and before they saw the bleak future for everything & transformed into The [[Insane Clown Posse]].
*[[Yes|Rush]]: After their beautiful performance, the Coney Island Disco Palace's popularity boomed.

==Wizardheimer's Confession==
In 2007 [[Wizardheimer]] confessed to raping [[Oogtar]] at the Coney Island Disco Palace. His confession was blown over by the media when [[Mama Luigi]] soon discovered that [[Floss]] is the equivelent to his/her [[Wheeze]].

==Traps==

===The Dino-Pit===

The Dino-Pit is one of [[King Koopa]]'s most evil constr[[Uctions|uction]]. It's a big, round hole in the floor with a dinosaur in it. People are tied up with a rope above the pit, and if the rope breaks, the victim will fall into the dino-pit and get eaten.
[[Oogtar]] was the trap's first victim, but unfortunality, [[Santa Mario]] came and saved him just before the rope broke.

===The Deadly Hallway===

The deadly hallway is a corridor in the Disco Palace with pillars in the ceiling that will crush people beneath them. [[Mama Luigi]] once got squeezed by a pillar, but did not die. Instead, he turned into [[Pancake Luigi]], and Mario restorded him to his normal form by combining him with a [[magic balloon]].

===The Pipe===

A pathetic trap that won't kill anything. King Koopa is possibly the only person who fell for the trap. [[Blue Koopa]] originally built this trap.

==Poopers who have had sex at the Coney Island Disco Palace==

*[[deepercutt's fans]] X [[WalrusGuy's fans]]

==Characters who have had sex at the Coney Island Disco Palace==

*[[Scratch]] X [[Grounder]]
*[[Tap Tap]] X [[Sasuke]] (Tap tap got pregnant and aborted months later)
*[[Robb]] X [[Elissa]]

==Characters who have had sex WITH the Coney Island Disco Palace==
*[[Chad Warden]]

*[[Naruto]]

*[[Timmy Turner]]

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