https://chewiki.youchew.net/w/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=Dr.fatluigiChewiki Archive - YouChew - User contributions [en]2026-04-03T23:34:49ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.35.5https://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Patrick_Star&diff=21679Patrick Star2007-12-26T00:16:41Z<p>Dr.fatluigi: /* Criminal Record */</p>
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A fat-ass, pink and retarded starfish who lives next door to SpongeBob. No, wait, that's not right, his "house" is to the side of Squidward's. Who the hell cares, I don't watch the damn show.<br />
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== Significance ==<br />
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[[Image:Patricklaughing.JPG |thumb|right|Patrick laughing at his latest victim who had fallen victim to '''STERILE'''.]]<br />
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He has the ability to become '''STERILE''' and terrorize entire cities, towns, even continents with his pathetic plague of '''STERILE'''. Eustace Bagg can't stand '''STERILE''', nor can he be in the same room with '''STERILE'''. Dr. [[Robotnik]] is Patrick's partner-in-crime, who also kills people with this disease. His plan needs to be so '''STERILE''', only he knows about it.<br />
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He has no relation with Ringo Starr, who POSSIBLY looks at his dodongo at night.<br />
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===Is this the Krusty krab?===<br />
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*No this is Patrick.<br />
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YIPPIE! A DICK<br />
SONG SONG SONG SONG<br />
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== Criminal Record ==<br />
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Patrick Star has been convicted of 7 anuly rapes and 342343243242343214234 robbery, and 9001 murders.</div>Dr.fatluigihttps://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Dr._Robotnik&diff=21674Dr. Robotnik2007-12-25T20:37:28Z<p>Dr.fatluigi: /* Memorable Quotes */</p>
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[[image:Eeeeeevil.jpg|thumb|Robotnik angered.]]<br />
[[Image:Picture 1.png|thumb|Robotnik after having one too many chocolate brains.]]<br />
'''Dr. Ivo Robotnik''' is a highly popular Youtube Poop character.<br />
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Is not to be confused with Dr. Eggman. His evil twin brother from the [[Gay Luigi|new-gen Sonic games]].<br />
==Career==<br />
Robotnik has done many things, among them having created the Robotnik suspender striptease, became [[Super Robotnik]], openly talked about his childhood, became the Robotnik sun, saved the pridelands, became Prime Minister, took too much Viagra for currently unknown resons, piloted a digging machine, led a funtastic treasure hunt, married [[Bill O'Reilly]], possessed [[King Harkinian]]'s body, and didn't forget to pull that lever. He also got engulfed into a giant dust cloud. Plus he had his own set of Microgames. Robotnik also declared war on Sir Alan Sugar, a few years after he declared war on the Imperial Guard. Lastly, Robotnik is also the owner of [[Robotnik's emporium]].<br />
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==Presidential Run==<br />
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It was announced on October 8th, 2007, that Robotnik would be running for 2008's president of YouTube though an [[Vorhias|elaborately designed]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPfniwoQ_rk campaign video]. No other characters have announced their intentions to run, but many are expected to follow suit.<br />
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==Dislikes==<br />
Robotnik holds strong grudges against [[Mama Luigi]] and [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. Loves [[KFC]] and hates a LOT of things.<br />
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*[[Sonic the Hedgehog|THAT HEDGEHOG]]<br />
*[[Timmy Turner]] & [[Jimmy Neutron]]<br />
*When he loses to [[Froggo]] over a bucket of KFC.<br />
*[[Dio Brando]] (ruined Robotnik's schemes and all that crap)<br />
*Masahiro Sakurai (He lied to Robotnik that he was going to be in Brawl)<br />
*[[Lum Invader]]<br />
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==Skills==<br />
Robotnik can use adjectives in his sentences very skillfully. He is also a top notch screamer and inventor, his robots Grounder and Scratch in particular, which he created to kiss his penis. His large nose gives him a keen sense of smell, especially when there's KFC nearby.<br />
Robotnik is also known for his dynamic, flexible face which can contort itself in unlimited ways, often defying physics. Both he and [[Luffy]] share a biological defect that resulted in their bodies being made of rubber. He has been known to have uncontrollable fits of laughter.<br />
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==Gossip==<br />
[[Image:robotikniks.jpg|thumb|Robotnik while watching gay porn.]]<br />
*It is rumored that [[Scratch]] has an obsession with Robotnik's penis. ''(See: [[ScraBotnik]])''<br />
*Despite his claim, it is thought by many that Robotnik DID forget to pull that lever.<br />
*It is rumored that Robotnik partook in a threesome with [[Zelda]], himself, and [[Ms. Filkins]] resulting in Robotnik being the father of Ms. Filkin's 3rd Child.<br />
*There is a VERY good chance that Robotnik is also Santa Claus.<br />
*It's rumored that Sarah is his daughter.<br />
*Robotnik once went to the Lonely Hearts Club and applied to date [[Makoto Kino]], however Sonic beat him to the punch. However after finding out that Sonic was a pervert, Robotnik is rumored to date her.<br />
*It is rumored that Robotnik's "beautiful head" once drifted off into deep space.<br />
*In recent years, Robotnik has been known to frequently confuse the names of his robots, coming up with such fusions as "Scrander" and "Groutch". Alas, [[Scrander]] has been confirmed to really exist recently.<br />
*Robotnik has recently been proven to be so popular, that the regular hangout place of all [[poopers]] has collapsed on itself. The problem has since been rectified.<br />
*Robotnik often likes to procrastinate, saying "TOMORROW I'LL" whenever he has been assigned something to do.<br />
*Since the fateful day when [[Osaka]] had hypnotized the world into hearing her poop idea, [[Yomi]], [[Lucas]], and the [[TEO Bunny]] have been Hypnotized into thinking they are [[Robotnik]] for the next two days, as they were seen renditioning [[Diploma Dope]]s<br />
*When [[Rudy Larriva]] and [[Mama Luigi]] announced [[Hunter Harrison]]'s candidacy for president of the CN Railway, Robotnik was bent on destroying the campaign. Alas, he caved when they offered to haul [[Robotnik Express]] for him.<br />
*It is rumored that Robotnik has sued Kingdom Cum [[over 9000]] times due to the never delivered grand prize of unlimited [[Uctions]] in the Beautiful Head competition held in 2005. A lesser known rumor is that [[Mama Luigi]] had broken in the supplies and stolen them for a rumored new form of [[AIDS]] even more powerful than the dreaded [[Orochi AIDS]]. It was disproven as [[Fat Mario|someone]] had already consumed the Uctions and [[Mama Luigi]] have claimed that this new AIDS form was a hoax made by [[No|Anti-Uction fanboys]].<br />
*[[Bugs Bunny]] believes Robotnik is Polish.<br />
*Enjoys making racecar noises while he eats lotsa [[spaghetti]].<br />
*He built [[Glados]]<br />
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==Memorable Quotes==<br />
*'''SILENCE!'''<br />
*I hate that hedgehog!<br />
*MAKE ME HAPPY!<br />
*You missrable mess of microchips!<br />
*Ilikehan2fransomNEVAHftdilisserlNOTE<br />
*This is like bending spaghetti!<br />
*Hurry! We have two more towns to demolish by lunchtime!<br />
*I'm engulfed in a... dust cloud!<br />
*SHOU!<br />
*Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss??<br />
*I smack ya ma!<br />
*I'M DOCTOR ROBOTNIK; I CAN TOUCH WHATEVER I WANT!!!<br />
*OHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH<br />
*NO!<br />
*..are programmed and ready too fire on anything...thats blue......HEDGEHOG BLUE that is!<br />
*In a word, they'll all be sunk! Ahahahahahahahaha!<br />
*Prepare to engage the brothermio system!<br />
*And I order you to tell me of any carrots, peppers, and bugs of security, the second Christmas comes up!<br />
*My full name is SUPER Robotnik!<br />
*For Grounder's sake, that better have been a wrong number!<br />
*Whyyy?! WHYYY?! WHYYYYYYY!??!!<br />
*[[PENIS|PINGAS!]]<br />
*This is not a what...Don't call it a what...call it a '''WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!'''<br />
*AND NOW YOU'RE RUNNING UP MY LONG DISTANCE BILL!!!<br />
*I won't just dip her, I'll dunk her! SLAM dunk! Two-handed reverse.<br />
*By standing on that X!<br />
*I want MORE chimneys! MOOORRRREEEEE!!!!<br />
*What kind of nincompoops are you!?!<br />
*If you don't, I'll melt you down... ''MY'' way!<br />
*I just stole candy from 4,822 babies! What a perfect way to whet my appetite for evil!<br />
*Get to the point or your name will be M-U-D!<br />
*You lame brain, knuckle-dragging dork! How dare you interrupt me while I'm having a bath with my rubber crocodile!<br />
*'''NINCOMBOTS!!!'''<br />
*See you next faaaaall!<br />
*Get out of life!!<br />
*MOOOREE Toilet paper...<br />
*OHOO-WAHEY-AH-HO-WHAAHAHAOOOOOA<br />
*JESUS CHRIST THERE'S TOO MANY QUOTES<br />
*I thought I was rid of you,you fish-fondiling fruitcake!<br />
*Hey! Where did that mountain-top come from?!<br />
*Sonic is trapped in there... and the rest of Mobius is out here! And it's mine! It's mine! All mine! Alllll miiiiiine!!! (pokes at himself with his thumb twice)<br />
*...but one trouble-making teenager has made me TEAR EVERY HAIR from my '''BEAUTIFUL HEAD!'''<br />
*This is one time ''I'm'' going to do some rottenness, and that hedgehog won't stop me!<br />
*Why, the fun is just starting! Dahahahahahahahahahaha!<br />
*How did I get in the middle of the ocean?!<br />
*HOPEICE<br />
*E-E-A CAKE<br />
*It's booby-trapped!<br />
*Cut the monitors!<br />
*UH-GOHHHH-GOHHHH-GOHHHH-GOHHHH-GOHHHH.<br />
*NICE PEOPLE.<br />
*[[Beans]]...<br />
*SnooPING AS usual, i see?<br />
*How many times have I told you dingbats to always buy new shoes in the afternoon, after your feet have expanded!<br />
*Nice [[toaster]]. I must remind my badniks to steal some [[Bowser's Sourpuss Bread|BREAD]] for it.<br />
*Tea? TEA?<br />
*You took the [[PENIS|PENIS]] right out of my mouth!<br />
*Surrender to [[me]].<br />
*SENINGYOP.<br />
*My...caboose...<br />
*I WAS A VIRGIN!!!<br />
*WHO CARES?<br />
*TOMORROW I'LL...<br />
*PRRR! PRRR!<br />
*GET OUT OF LIFE!!!<br />
*BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! SNAAAAAAKES! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES!<br />
*I NEDA TAKE A DUMP OPEN THE DOOR!!<br />
OR...DID I SAY THAT ALREADY?</div>Dr.fatluigihttps://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=User:Dr.fatluigi&diff=21673User:Dr.fatluigi2007-12-25T20:31:50Z<p>Dr.fatluigi: New page: im fatmarios brothers doctor and mrs god rabit is trying to kill me</p>
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