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Balls

2009-02-19T06:53:14Z

Desert-Fox: /* Who doesn't have any balls? */

==What are balls?==

Balls usually come in pairs of 2, but some poop characters such as [[Yoshi]],[[Fat Mario]],[[Bill O'Reilly]],[[Cheatsy]] and [[Gay Luigi]] may have 0 or up to 50 balls. The scientific name for balls is [[bwalls]], credit goes to [[Yoshkins]] for the name. Balls hang from the [[penis]] and generate what is known as [[cum]]. [[Cum]] is shot out of the penis/vagina and rocketed to whomever the character chooses. Remember to aim, though. Currently, as of December 14 of 2007, [[Yoshi]] claims to be the #1 lover of balls. An interview date has yet to be set. [[Uctions]] may be used to refill your balls with fresh cum, while [[Anti-Uctions]] can refill your balls with pink cum (giving you [[Fatal Aids]].) A rare color of cum is brown cum, which only happens if you shoot cocaine and/or heroin in your balls.

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==Who has balls?==
*[[Fat Mario]] - 23 balls (most are hidden within the fat exterior)
*[[Tails]] - 1 ball
*[[Yoshi]] - 50 balls
*[[Gay Luigi]] - 40 balls
*[[Mr.Krabs]] - 1 ball
*[[The Princess]] - 2 balls
*[[Toad]] - 19 balls
*[[King Koopa]] - 1 ball
*[[Cheatsy]] - 15 balls
*[[George the Volcano]] - 40 balls
*[[Borat]] - 4 balls
*[[Ganon]] - 5 balls
*[[Zelda]] - 8 balls
*[[Stone Luigi]] - 10 balls
*[[God Luigi]] - 50 balls
*[[The Cave People]] - 1 ball each
*[[Wizardheimer]] - 39 balls (magical)
*[[Hip]] - 42 balls
*[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]] - 50 balls for each member of that group (That means that together, they have 100 balls!!!!!!!!!!!!)
*[[Mama Luigi]] - 4278652387453 balls
*[[Kooky]] 1397456918354901862496781254603125470615468153476051320485148518604 balls
*[[You]] 2, 1, or 0. Changes throughout life.
*[[Duke Nukem]] - Balls of Steel
*Lance Armstrong - 1 ball
*Dr. Rockso The Rock & Roll Clown - 2 balls
*[[D.W.]] - 3 balls
*[[Arthur]] - 33 balls
*The ruler of Youtube - 1 ball

==Who doesn't have any balls?==
*[[Bill O'Reilly]]
*[[The Electric Cheese]]
*The Governor of Illinois
*[[Tyrannosaurus Alan]]
*[[Buzz Lightyear]]
*[[Robotnik]]
*[[Captain Jack]]
*[[The King of Hyrule]]
*[[Link]]
*[[Yoshkins]]
*[[George Bush]]
*[[Oogtar]]
*[[Dr Rabbit]]
*[[Retard Luigi]]
*[[Emo Luigi]]
*[[Hop]]
*[[Roy]]
*[[Naruto]]
*[[Oxy Clean Guy]]
*[[Chad Warden]]
*[[Groudon457]]
*[[Feghoot|Feghoot :(]]
*[[Angry German Kid]]
*[[Viacom]]

Wall-Eyed Luigi

2008-09-23T10:11:31Z

Desert-Fox:

{{CharBox
|name=Retard Luigi
|image=
|shows=Super Mario World
|sex=Male
|age=
|occupation=
|nationality=
|cast=
}}{{char}}

'''Retard Luigi''' is a variation of [[Luigi]], and the evolved form of [[Egg Luigi]]. His eyes differentiate him as an individual personality from the rest.[[Image:Aruluigi.jpg|thumb|Retard Luigi suffering from his birth defect.]]

== History ==

In an infamous episode of [[Super Mario World]], Luigi was turned into an egg due to the effects of a rare birth defect caused by [[Wizardheimer]]. The egg was violently tossed about, damaging the embryo inside. As a result, Retard Luigi was born with his distinguishing features.

== In Poop ==
Retarded Luigi is one of the lesser used Luigi personalities in [[YouTube Poop]].[[Image:RetardGwen.jpg|thumb|A possible close relation to Retard Luigi.]]

== See Also ==
[[Retard Mario]]

[[Image:Retard_luigi_D-Fox.jpg‎]]

[[Image:RetardKitty.jpg|thumb|LITTLE KNOWN FACT:He also has a pet cat (far left).]]

[[Image:DumbNaruto.JPG|thumb|Retard Luigi's anime relative, Narutard.]]

[[Image:Cff05e38fe5181f28650ff2533179b69.jpg|thumb|right|Another possible relation.]]

[[Image:oreillymadup7.jpg|thumb|Another possible connection?]]

[[Image:Dumdumlink.jpg|thumb|[[Link]] also is retarded when asking [[Zelda]] for a f***, for luck.]]

[[Image:RetardAVGN.jpg|thumb|What The Fuck Is This?]]

[[image:retardhayleysteveklaus.jpg|thumb|Yet another substance where 3 guys are the real Retard Luigi's.]]

[[Image:retardsonic.png|thumb|Another relative of Retard Luigi?]]

[[Image:RetardSonic 3D.gif|thumb|And another one too?]]

[[Image:RetardSonicSez.png|thumb|And another one as well? WHY DOES HE ALWAYS ACT LIKE A RETARD???]]

[[Image:Retard_Sonic.jpg|thumb|Retard Luigi's cousin having an orgy]]

[[Image:RLH.JPG|thumb|Retard Luigi Is In Ghosts R Us!]]

[[Image:Super Mario Land 3 - Misadv.jpg|thumb|Yet another possible related person? (Why am I not surprised?!)]]
[[Image:Retard Gwonam.jpg|thumb|Retard Gwonam another realation]]
[[Image:Hotelretardratmus1-2.png|thumb|Retard [[Gay Luigi]]?]]
[[category:Luigi]]

File:Retard luigi D-Fox.jpg

2008-09-23T10:06:31Z

Desert-Fox: Retard Luigi on a phone.

Retard Luigi on a phone.

File:Rms.jpg

2008-07-16T00:36:53Z

Desert-Fox: Smaller version, for articles.

Smaller version, for articles.

Wikipedia

2008-07-16T00:16:01Z

Desert-Fox:

[[Image:TFE.jpg]]

==What is it?==

*The source of all know plagiarism.
*A known [[Retard]].

==How it came to be==

Wikipedia is the retards' chalkboard.
It was born in 2001 and was a result of all 12 forms of [[Luigi]] dumping the bodies of bombed [[Octorok|Octoroks]]. Unfortunately, [[Debrotherized Luigi]] dropped a bottle of [[Volvic]] revive onto the corpses, the radioactive properties of the Ginseng and Guarana caused the bodies to re-animate. The Oktoroks then decided to create an anti-terrorism website, but when the website got to the internet one of the debugging features from the websites creation was left undeleted; the edit button. Waves upon waves of merciless n00bs came and vandalized the website until it finally formed the hideous creation today know as Wikipedia.

==Contains==

*Highly edited pulp.

==Known quotes==

*The free encyclopedia.

-This is here so no-one gets sued; pay no attention to it.

Wikipedia® is a registered trademark of the Wikimedia Foundation, Inc., a U.S. registered 501(c)(3) tax-deductible nonprofit charity.

Wikipedia

2008-07-16T00:15:16Z

Desert-Fox:

[[Image:TFE.jpg]]

==What is it?==

*The source of all know plagiarism.

==How it came to be==

Wikipedia is the retards' chalkboard.
It was born in 2001 and was a result of all 12 forms of [[Luigi]] dumping the bodies of bombed [[Octorok|Octoroks]]. Unfortunately, [[Debrotherized Luigi]] dropped a bottle of [[Volvic]] revive onto the corpses, the radioactive properties of the Ginseng and Guarana caused the bodies to re-animate. The Oktoroks then decided to create an anti-terrorism website, but when the website got to the internet one of the debugging features from the websites creation was left undeleted; the edit button. Waves upon waves of merciless n00bs came and vandalized the website until it finally formed the hideous creation today know as Wikipedia.

==Contains==

*Highly edited pulp.

==Known quotes==

*The free encyclopedia.

-This is here so no-one gets sued; pay no attention to it.

Wikipedia® is a registered trademark of the Wikimedia Foundation, Inc., a U.S. registered 501(c)(3) tax-deductible nonprofit charity.

Wikipedia

2008-07-15T10:57:27Z

Desert-Fox:

File:TFE.jpg

2008-07-15T10:56:58Z

Desert-Fox: Noes!

Noes!

Wikipedia

2008-07-15T10:48:45Z

Desert-Fox:

==What is it?==

*The source of all know plagiarism.

==How it came to be==

Wikipedia is the retards' chalkboard.
It was born in 2001 and was a result of all 12 forms of [[Luigi]] dumping the bodies of bombed [[Octorok|Octoroks]]. Unfortunately, [[Debrotherized Luigi]] dropped a bottle of [[Volvic]] revive onto the corpses, the radioactive properties of the Ginseng and Guarana caused the bodies to re-animate. The Oktoroks then decided to create an anti-terrorism website, but when the website got to the internet one of the debugging features from the websites creation was left undeleted; the edit button. Waves upon waves of merciless n00bs came and vandalized the website until it finally formed the hideous creation today know as Wikipedia.

==Contains==

*Highly edited pulp.

==Known quotes==

*The free encyclopedia.

Wikipedia

2008-07-15T10:44:49Z

Desert-Fox: New page: ==What is it?== *The source of all know plagiarism. ==How it came to be== Wikipedia is the retards' chalkboard. It was born in 2001 and was a result of all 12 forms of [[http://pooparc...

==What is it?==

*The source of all know plagiarism.

==How it came to be==

Wikipedia is the retards' chalkboard.
It was born in 2001 and was a result of all 12 forms of [[http://pooparchive.com/wiki/index.php/Luigi|Luigi]] dumping the bodies of bombed [[http://pooparchive.com/wiki/index.php/Octorok|Octoroks]]. Unfortunately, debrotherised Luigi dropped a bottle of volvic revive onto the corpses, the radioactive properties of the Ginseng and Guarana caused the bodies to re-animate. The Oktoroks then decided to create an anti-terrorism website, but when the website got to the internet one of the debugging features from the websites creation was left undeleted; the edit button. Waves upon waves of merciless n00bs came and vandalized the website until it finally formed the hideous creation today know as Wikipedia.

==Contains==

*Highly edited pulp.

==Known quotes==

*The free encyclopedia.

User:Desert-Fox

2008-07-15T09:40:04Z

Desert-Fox:

[[Image:DesertFox.jpg]]

Contents
[hide]

* 1 In brief
* 2 History
o 2.1 First poop seen
* 3 Style
o 3.1 Preferred Sources
o 3.2 Preferred Methods
o 3.3 Prefered Tech
o 3.4 Dislikes
* 4 Reception
o 4.1 Criticism
o 4.2 Achievements
* 5 Associates
o 5.1 In Real Life
o 5.2 Online
o 5.3 Influences
o 5.4 Fans
* 6 Other Information
o 69 Other infomation
* 7 MsPaint creations
o 7.1 WeeGees' Minions

==In brief==
*Mind Raped by WeeGee

==History==

First poop seen
*Thomas the Wank Engine.

==Style==

Preferred Sources

* Cd-i
* Music Videos
* Anything that makes a noise.

Preferred Methods

* Sound mixing
* Bleeping
* MsPainting

etc
==Prefered Tech==
*MsPaint™
*Windows Movie Maker™
*Mario paint
*Flash

==Dislikes==
*Salt

==Criticism (type==
*Constructive

==Achievements==

[[Image:Achievement.jpg]]

==Associates==
*Stone Luigi
*WeeGee

==In Real Life==
*Hides in corners

==Online==
*Whenever I'm bored of the Sun.

==Influences==
*Walrusguy
*Deepercutt
*Link123456

==Fans==
*Nyko 360 Intercooler

==Other Information==
*Ate your face

==MsPaint Creation(s==

WeeGee's minions

[[Image:minions2.jpg]]

Retard Mario

[[Image:Retard mario.jpg]]

User:Desert-Fox

2008-07-15T09:38:34Z

Desert-Fox:

[[Image:DesertFox.jpg]]

Contents
[hide]

* 1 In brief
* 2 History
o 2.1 First poop seen
* 3 Style
o 3.1 Preferred Sources
o 3.2 Preferred Methods
o 3.3 Prefered Tech
o 3.4 Dislikes
* 4 Reception
o 4.1 Criticism
o 4.2 Achievements
* 5 Associates
o 5.1 In Real Life
o 5.2 Online
o 5.3 Influences
o 5.4 Fans
* 6 Other Information
o 69 Other infomation
* 7 MsPaint creations
o 7.1 WeeGees' Minions

In brief
*Mind Raped by WeeGee

History

First poop seen
*Thomas the Wank Engine.

Style

Preferred Sources

* Cd-i
* Music Videos
* Anything that makes a noise.

Preferred Methods

* Sound mixing
* Bleeping
* MsPainting

etc
Prefered Tech
*MsPaint™
*Windows Movie Maker™
*Mario paint
*Flash

Dislikes
*Salt

Criticism (type)
*Constructive

Achievements

[[Image:Achievement.jpg]]

Associates
*Stone Luigi

In Real Life
*Hides in corners

Online
*Whenever I'm bored of the Sun.

Influences
*Walrusguy
*Deepercutt
*Link123456

Fans
*Nyko 360 Intercooler

Other Information
*Ate your face

MsPaint Creation(s)

WeeGee's minions

[[Image:minions2.jpg]]

Retard Mario

[[Image:Retard mario.jpg]]

File:Retard mario.jpg

2008-07-15T09:34:33Z

Desert-Fox: Another one of Desert-Foxs' hideous MSpaintings.

Another one of Desert-Foxs' hideous MSpaintings.

File:Minions2.jpg

2008-07-15T07:26:03Z

Desert-Fox:

(del)
WeeGee controls his minions. Death shell prevail.

File:Minions2.gif

2008-07-15T07:25:07Z

Desert-Fox: WeeGee controls his minions. Death shell prevail.

WeeGee controls his minions. Death shell prevail.

User:Desert-Fox

2008-07-14T10:45:22Z

Desert-Fox:

[[Image:DesertFox.jpg]]

Contents
[hide]

* 1 In brief
* 2 History
o 2.1 First poop seen
* 3 Style
o 3.1 Preferred Sources
o 3.2 Preferred Methods
o 3.3 Prefered Tech
o 3.4 Dislikes
* 4 Reception
o 4.1 Criticism
o 4.2 Achievements
* 5 Associates
o 5.1 In Real Life
o 5.2 Online
o 5.3 Influences
o 5.4 Fans
* 6 Other Information
o 69 Other infomation
* 7 MsPaint creations
o 7.1 WeeGees' Minions

In brief
*Mind Raped by WeeGee

History

First poop seen
*Thomas the Wank Engine.

Style

Preferred Sources

* Cd-i
* Music Videos
* Anything that makes a noise.

Preferred Methods

* Sound mixing
* Bleeping
* MsPainting

etc
Prefered Tech
*MsPaint™
*Windows Movie Maker™
*Mario paint
*Flash

Dislikes
*Salt

Criticism (type)
*Constructive

Achievements

[[Image:Achievement.jpg]]

Associates
*Stone Luigi

In Real Life
*Hides in corners

Online
*Whenever I'm bored of the Sun.

Influences
*Walrusguy
*Deepercutt
*Link123456

Fans
*Nyko 360 Intercooler

Other Information
*Ate your face

MsPaint Creation(s)

WeeGee's minions

[[Image:minions2.jpg]]

User:Desert-Fox

2008-07-14T10:42:51Z

Desert-Fox: New page: Image:DesertFox.jpg Contents [hide] * 1 In brief * 2 History o 2.1 First poop seen * 3 Style o 3.1 Preferred Sources o 3.2 Preferred Method...

[[Image:DesertFox.jpg]]

Contents
[hide]

* 1 In brief
* 2 History
o 2.1 First poop seen
* 3 Style
o 3.1 Preferred Sources
o 3.2 Preferred Methods
o 3.3 Prefered Tech
o 3.4 Dislikes
* 4 Reception
o 4.1 Criticism
o 4.2 Achievements
* 5 Associates
o 5.1 In Real Life
o 5.2 Online
o 5.3 Influences
o 5.4 Fans
* 6 Other Information
o 69 Other infomation
* 7 MsPaint creations
o 7.1 WeeGees' Minions

In brief
*Mind Raped by WeeGee

History

First poop seen
*Thomas the Wank Engine.

Style

Preferred Sources

* Cd-i
* Music Videos
* Anything that makes a noise.

Preferred Methods

* Sound mixing
* Bleeping
* MsPainting

etc
Prefered Tech
*MsPaint™
*Windows Movie Maker™
*Mario paint
*Flash

Dislikes
*Salt

Criticism (type)
*Constructive

Achievements

[[Image:Achievement.jpg]]

Associates
*Stone Luigi

In Real Life
*Hides in corners

Online
*Whenever I'm bored of the Sun.

Influences
*Walrusguy
*Deepercutt
*Link123456

Fans
*Nyko 360 Intercooler

Other Information
*Ate your face

MsPaint Creation(s)

WeeGee's minions

[[Image:minions2.jpg]]

File:DesertFox.jpg

2008-07-14T10:38:31Z

Desert-Fox: My pet dog.

My pet dog.

File:Achievement.jpg

2008-07-14T10:26:44Z

Desert-Fox: Yay.

Yay.

File:Minions2.jpg

2008-07-14T10:15:54Z

Desert-Fox: WeeGee controls his minions. Death shell prevail.

WeeGee controls his minions. Death shell prevail.

Regular Luigi

2008-07-14T09:58:21Z

Desert-Fox:

[[Image:Raccoon_Luigi.jpg|thumb|200|Luigi and his [[PENIS|Big Long hairy tail]].]]Luigi's form when he's not any other form. He claims that all the other forms are clones, but he has yet to prove this. Also reports that Mama Luigi is the only Luigi that is not a clone, but is within fact, his own Mother. This goes to, for some reason, prove that [[Mario]] and Luigi are not brothers, and that Mario's real parents are [[Ganon]] and [[Link]]. This has been proven false as the only egg Mama Luigi ever laid was [[Retard Luigi|Retard Luigi's]] egg. The Mario brothers were actually proven to be born from a [[PENIS]] when researchers were researching this topic that Regular Luigi brought up. We also found that Ganon did once become pregnant, however, he never gave birth because he went into the Virtual world which completely gets rid of any pregnancy status when entered. In the Virtual world you can also shoot your load into the girl without any chance of pregnancy.

==Stuff/History==
[[Mario]] and Regular Luigi were born the same day from [[Dr. Rabbit]]'s [[penis]]. This was a fateful day, as Regular Luigi later would find out his other father was a [[Dexter's Laboratory|gay furry]]. After finding this out, he donated his body to science, where many clones were made. Unlike what many think, Game Luigi is just Regular Luigi. However, these other Luigi's became a huge threat to the fate of the galaxy.

Regular Luigi got off of the science table, got guns and said "[[Duke Nukem|I'm an equal opportunity ass kicker!]]" and shot the scientists to death. He hunted the Luigi's down, and is still after Mama Luigi.

==Notes==
*L is Real 2410/2041 or the number of the size of an official football.
*He is one of [[Luigi|Luigi's]] forms
*He says he hates gays, to prove that Gay Luigi's not him.
*Is not in Super Mario 64, but appears as a character in its DS remake, where he is severely overpowered.
*Son of [[Papa Plumber]].
*Likes his big long hairy tail.
*Hates spaghetti, and says Yoshkins is a racist towards Italians.
*He is greatly disliked by [[Militron]]
*He's going to beat the shit out of you
*He is a fan of Ghostbusters and Transformers
*Has the power to do the strongest move in the history of poop, stronger than a Falcon Punch, called the Negative Zone, which gives you [[AIDS]], [[Super AIDS]] and [[Orochi AIDS]] at the same time! However recieved a [[1295.31]] day probation on it when [[Dio Brando]] had sued him for the move before he managed to patent it. Too little for Regular Luigi's luck, the court jury consisted of [[Silver|complete]], [[The King of Hyrule|idiotic]], [[Ed|dumb]] [[The Great Mighty Poo|retards]]
*He has the ability to levitate over Trouter-infested moats.
[[category:Luigi]][[Category:YouTube Poop Characters]]