https://chewiki.youchew.net/w/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=CrispyDragonsChewiki Archive - YouChew - User contributions [en]2026-04-07T02:14:54ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.35.5https://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Ludwig%27s_Thump_Castle_Hotel&diff=97514Ludwig's Thump Castle Hotel2011-01-17T21:59:19Z<p>CrispyDragons: </p>
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[[Image:Blitz_snarlton-2.jpg|thumb|right|The hotel, in all its glory.]]<br />
Ludwig's Castle Hotel is a prestigious holiday resort, located somewhere between the Sahara Desert and the Atlas Mountains. It has 150 rooms, each with their own bathroom. Each bathroom includes a bottle of ghost cologne. [[Ludwig von Koopa]] is the hotel's sole proprietor, and he rents rooms to people as long as they can HURRY! The doors to the rooms are known to appear and disappear.<br />
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Despite the sign clearly saying "Ludwig's Castle Hotel," the hotel is often used for exterior shots of [[Hyrule]] Castle.<br />
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==Trivia==<br />
*Whenever [[Mario]] and [[Luigi]] stay over, the hotel crumbles into bits. No one knows why, but it's always rebuilt in a day or two.<br />
*[[Morshu]] once crashed his plane into the hotel, while [[King Harkinian|the king]] laughed maniacally.</div>CrispyDragonshttps://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Ludwig%27s_Thump_Castle_Hotel&diff=97513Ludwig's Thump Castle Hotel2011-01-17T21:58:43Z<p>CrispyDragons: </p>
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[[Image:Blitz_snarlton-2.jpg|thumb|right|The hotel, in all its glory.]]<br />
Ludwig's Castle Hotel is a prestigious holiday resort, located somewhere between the Sahara Desert and the Atlas Mountains. It has 150 rooms, each with their own bathroom. Each bathroom includes a bottle of ghost cologne. [[Ludwig von Koopa]] is the hotel's sole proprietor, and he rents rooms to people as long as they can HURRY! The doors to the rooms are known to appear and disappear.<br />
<br />
Despite the sign clearly saying "Ludwig's Castle Hotel," the hotel is often used for exterior shots of Hyrule Castle.<br />
<br />
==Trivia==<br />
*Whenever [[Mario]] and [[Luigi]] stay over, the hotel crumbles into bits. No one knows why, but it's always rebuilt in a day or two.<br />
*[[Morshu]] once crashed his plane into the hotel, while [[King Harkinian|the king]] laughed maniacally.</div>CrispyDragonshttps://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Ludwig%27s_Thump_Castle_Hotel&diff=97512Ludwig's Thump Castle Hotel2011-01-17T21:58:14Z<p>CrispyDragons: New page: {{stub}} The hotel, in all its glory. Ludwig's Castle Hotel is a prestigious holiday resort, located somewhere between the Sahara Desert and the...</p>
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[[Img:Blitz_snarlton-2.jpg|thumb|right|The hotel, in all its glory.]]<br />
Ludwig's Castle Hotel is a prestigious holiday resort, located somewhere between the Sahara Desert and the Atlas Mountains. It has 150 rooms, each with their own bathroom. Each bathroom includes a bottle of ghost cologne. [[Ludwig von Koopa]] is the hotel's sole proprietor, and he rents rooms to people as long as they can HURRY! The doors to the rooms are known to appear and disappear.<br />
<br />
Despite the sign clearly saying "Ludwig's Castle Hotel," the hotel is often used for exterior shots of Hyrule Castle.<br />
<br />
==Trivia==<br />
*Whenever [[Mario]] and [[Luigi]] stay over, the hotel crumbles into bits. No one knows why, but it's always rebuilt in a day or two.<br />
*[[Morshu]] once crashed his plane into the hotel, while [[King Harkinian|the king]] laughed maniacally.</div>CrispyDragonshttps://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=File:Blitz_snarlton-2.jpg&diff=97511File:Blitz snarlton-2.jpg2011-01-17T21:54:52Z<p>CrispyDragons: </p>
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<div></div>CrispyDragonshttps://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Ben_Howard&diff=96827Ben Howard2010-12-24T02:56:30Z<p>CrispyDragons: </p>
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[[Image:BEN.jpg|frame|Hi, I'm Ben!]]<br />
'''Ben''' is a character from the computer game [[Stay Tooned!]]. He gives hints to the player, such as telling them to replay the game after completion, and doesn't seem to be fondly liked by the characters in the game. He is a close friend of [[SkyGuy16]]'s. In real life, he was the programmer for the game, which he calls "madness".<br />
[[Image:SNAG-0003.jpg|frame|left|He's still waiting for the next time you see him again.]]<br />
{{vid|kxq0hZ6QMAw}}<br />
{{VidCaption|yTZpUxt1wDw|The only video of him before his supposed death.}}<br />
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==Likes==<br />
*[[Pie]]<br />
*[[Chocolate]]<br />
*His friends<br />
*Giving hints<br />
*[[300|Madness]]<br />
<br />
==Quotes==<br />
{{poopquote|Ben|Hi! I'm Ben! I'm the programmer for all this ''madness''.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Ben|There are a couple of things I wanted to let you know before you get started. First of all, if you play through and win, you should go back and play again, because I guarantee, things ''will'' be different. When you go back, you may see some animations that you've seen before; if so, you can hold down the control key and click. That should get you on to the next bit. While you're clicking around, keep your eyes on the cursor, because it will usually change to tell you where things are (but it might not always, so don't trust it). Also, out in the hallway, you'll see a map on the back wall. This will keep track of where you've been and what you've done.}} <br />
{{poopquote|Ben|And, one more thing, and this is ''really'' important...}}<br />
{{poopquote|Ben|At least it was [[chocolate]].}}<br />
{{poopquote|Ben|WAAHHHH!}}<br />
[[Image:Bencreepy.jpg|thumb|left|Ben's evil form.]]<br />
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==More Information==<br />
*His full name is Ben Howard.<br />
*Ben has a beautiful singing voice.<br />
*He is a tad unpopular as a poop character, which makes [[SkyGuy16]] a bit disappointed. :(<br />
*Is not to be confused with that Ben Tennyson faggot... or anyone else named Ben.<br />
[[Category:Real People]]</div>CrispyDragonshttps://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Ben_Howard&diff=96826Ben Howard2010-12-24T02:55:23Z<p>CrispyDragons: </p>
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<div>{{char}}<br />
{{stub}}<br />
[[Image:BEN.jpg|frame|Hi, I'm Ben!]]<br />
'''Ben''' is a character from the computer game [[Stay Tooned!]]. He gives hints to the player, such as telling them to replay the game after completion, and doesn't seem to be fondly liked by the characters in the game. He is a close friend of [[SkyGuy16]]'s. In real life, he was the programmer for the game, which he calls "madness".<br />
[[Image:SNAG-0003.jpg|frame|left|He's still waiting for the next time you see him again.]]<br />
{{vid|kxq0hZ6QMAw}}<br />
{{VidCaption|yTZpUxt1wDw|The only video of him before his supposed death.}}<br />
<br />
==Likes==<br />
*[[Pie]]<br />
*[[Chocolate]]<br />
*His friends<br />
*Giving hints<br />
*[[300|Madness]]<br />
[[Image:Bencreepy.jpg|thumb|left|Ben's evil form.]]<br />
<br />
==Quotes==<br />
{{poopquote|Ben|Hi! I'm Ben! I'm the programmer for all this ''madness''.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Ben|There are a couple of things I wanted to let you know before you get started. First of all, if you play through and win, you should go back and play again, because I guarantee, things ''will'' be different. When you go back, you may see some animations that you've seen before; if so, you can hold down the control key and click. That should get you on to the next bit. While you're clicking around, keep your eyes on the cursor, because it will usually change to tell you where things are (but it might not always, so don't trust it). Also, out in the hallway, you'll see a map on the back wall. This will keep track of where you've been and what you've done.}} <br />
{{poopquote|Ben|And, one more thing, and this is ''really'' important...}}<br />
{{poopquote|Ben|At least it was [[chocolate]].}}<br />
{{poopquote|Ben|WAAHHHH!}}<br />
<br />
==More Information==<br />
*His full name is Ben Howard.<br />
*Ben has a beautiful singing voice.<br />
*He is a tad unpopular as a poop character, which makes [[SkyGuy16]] a bit disappointed. :(<br />
*Is not to be confused with that Ben Tennyson faggot... or anyone else named Ben.<br />
[[Category:Real People]]</div>CrispyDragonshttps://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Ben_Howard&diff=96825Ben Howard2010-12-24T02:53:57Z<p>CrispyDragons: </p>
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<div>{{char}}<br />
{{stub}}<br />
[[Image:BEN.jpg|frame|Hi, I'm Ben!]]<br />
'''Ben''' is a character from the computer game [[Stay Tooned!]]. He gives hints to the player, such as telling them to replay the game after completion, and doesn't seem to be fondly liked by the characters in the game. He is a close friend of [[SkyGuy16]]'s. In real life, he was the programmer for the game, which he calls "madness".<br />
[[Image:SNAG-0003.jpg|frame|left|He's still waiting for the next time you see him again.]]<br />
{{vid|kxq0hZ6QMAw}}<br />
{{VidCaption|yTZpUxt1wDw|The only video of him before his supposed death.}}<br />
[[Image:Bencreepy.jpg|thumb|left|Ben's evil form.]]<br />
<br />
==Likes==<br />
*[[Pie]]<br />
*[[Chocolate]]<br />
*His friends<br />
*Giving hints<br />
*[[300|Madness]]<br />
<br />
==Quotes==<br />
{{poopquote|Ben|Hi! I'm Ben! I'm the programmer for all this ''madness''.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Ben|There are a couple of things I wanted to let you know before you get started. First of all, if you play through and win, you should go back and play again, because I guarantee, things ''will'' be different. When you go back, you may see some animations that you've seen before; if so, you can hold down the control key and click. That should get you on to the next bit. While you're clicking around, keep your eyes on the cursor, because it will usually change to tell you where things are (but it might not always, so don't trust it). Also, out in the hallway, you'll see a map on the back wall. This will keep track of where you've been and what you've done.}} <br />
{{poopquote|Ben|And, one more thing, and this is ''really'' important...}}<br />
{{poopquote|Ben|At least it was [[chocolate]].}}<br />
{{poopquote|Ben|WAAHHHH!}}<br />
<br />
==More Information==<br />
*His full name is Ben Howard.<br />
*Ben has a beautiful singing voice.<br />
*He is a tad unpopular as a poop character, which makes [[SkyGuy16]] a bit disappointed. :(<br />
*Is not to be confused with that Ben Tennyson faggot... or anyone else named Ben.<br />
[[Category:Real People]]</div>CrispyDragonshttps://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=File:Bencreepy.jpg&diff=96824File:Bencreepy.jpg2010-12-24T02:53:17Z<p>CrispyDragons: </p>
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<div></div>CrispyDragonshttps://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Milli_Vanilli&diff=96426Milli Vanilli2010-12-12T06:38:01Z<p>CrispyDragons: </p>
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[[Image:Milli-Vanilli1.jpg|thumb|left|Fab and Rob with their [[No|well-deserved]] Grammies.]]<br />
Milli Vanilli were a musical group composed of two main members, Fab Morvan and Rob Pilatus. They were extremely popular in the late [['80s]] and early [['90s]], with big hits like "Blame it on the Rain" and "Girl You Know it's True." However, their fame was ended when it was revealed that it was not the singers' actual voices on the record. This ended much of their career. (To be fair, the music was pretty much [[shit]].)<br />
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They are most famous in the [[Youtube Poop]] community for guest starring in an episode of [[Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]]. Believe it or not, they actually voice acted as themselves. This episode, co-penned by [[Phil Harnage]], embarrassed [[DiC]] so much that they replaced the actual Milli Vanilli songs with generic-sounding music. Even their ending song dedicated to [[Princess Toadstool]] was cut to shit.<br />
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==Trivia==<br />
*Everyone hates them, except [[Princess Toadstool]] and [[Wendy O. Koopa]].<br />
*Wendy once captured Milli Vanilli, and then turned them into accountants because they refused to <strike>have [[sex]] with</strike> sing to her. <br />
**But then the Mario Brothers ended up changing them back.<br />
*[[King Koopa]] has no idea how to say their names correctly.<br />
*One of their songs was parodied by [["Weird Al" Yankovic]]. His variation involved [[Mario|plum]][[Luigi|bing]]. Coincidence? You decide!<br />
*Sadly, Rob [[die]]d in 1998 from a supposed drug overdose.<br />
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[[Category:Dead]]</div>CrispyDragonshttps://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Milli_Vanilli&diff=96413Milli Vanilli2010-12-11T23:45:34Z<p>CrispyDragons: </p>
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[[Image:Milli-Vanilli1.jpg|thumb|left|Fab and Rob with their [[No|well-deserved]] Grammies.]]<br />
Milli Vanilli were a musical group composed of two main members, Fab Morvan and Rob Pilatus. They were extremely popular in the late [['80s]] and early [['90s]], with big hits like "Blame it on the Rain" and "Girl You Know it's True." However, their fame was ended when it was revealed that it was not the singers' actual voices on the record. This ended much of their career. (To be fair, the music was pretty much [[shit]].)<br />
<br />
They are most famous in the [[Youtube Poop]] community for guest starring in an episode of [[Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]]. In a weird twist, they did not voice themselves. For some reason they both spoke with Indian accents, even though they're noticeably [[Africans]]. This episode, co-penned by [[Phil Harnage]], embarrassed [[DiC]] so much that they replaced the actual Milli Vanilli songs with generic-sounding music. Even their ending song dedicated to [[Princess Toadstool]] was cut to shit.<br />
<br />
==Trivia==<br />
*Everyone hates them, except [[Princess Toadstool]] and [[Wendy O. Koopa]].<br />
*Wendy once captured Milli Vanilli, and then turned them into accountants because they refused to <strike>have [[sex]] with</strike> sing to her. <br />
**But then the Mario Brothers ended up changing them back.<br />
*[[King Koopa]] has no idea how to say their names correctly.<br />
*One of their songs was parodied by [["Weird Al" Yankovic]]. His variation involved [[Mario|plum]][[Luigi|bing]]. Coincidence? You decide!<br />
*Sadly, Rob [[die]]d in 1998 from a supposed drug overdose.<br />
[[Category:Musicians]]<br />
[[Category:Cartoon Characters]]<br />
[[Category:Real People]]<br />
[[Category:Dead]]</div>CrispyDragonshttps://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Milli_Vanilli&diff=96412Milli Vanilli2010-12-11T23:45:14Z<p>CrispyDragons: </p>
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[[Image:Milli-Vanilli1.jpg|thumb|left|Fab and Rob with their [[No|well-deserved]] Grammies.]]<br />
Milli Vanilli were a musical group composed of two main members, Fab Morvan and Rob Pilatus. They were extremely popular in the late [['80s]] and early [['90s]], with big hits like "Blame it on the Rain" and "Girl You Know it's True." However, their fame was ended when it was revealed that it was not the singers' actual voices on the record. This ended much of their career. (To be fair, the music was pretty much [[shit]].)<br />
<br />
They are most famous in the [[Youtube Poop]] community for guest starring in an episode of [[Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]]. In a weird twist, they did not voice themselves. For some reason they both spoke with Indian accents, even though they're noticeably [[Africans]]. This episode, co-penned by [[Phil Harnage]], embarrassed [[DiC]] so much that they replaced the actual Milli Vanilli songs with generic-sounding music. Even their ending song dedicated to [[Princess Toadstool]] was cut to shit.<br />
<br />
==Trivia==<br />
*Everyone hates them, except [[Princess Toadstool]] and [[Wendy O. Koopa]].<br />
*Wendy once captured Milli Vanilli, and then turned them into accountants because they refused to <strike>have [[sex]] with</strike> sing to her. <br />
**But then the Mario Brothers ended up changing them back.<br />
*[[King Koopa]] has no idea how to say their names correctly.<br />
*One of their songs was parodied by [["Weird Al" Yankovic]]. His variation involved [[Mario|plum]][[Luigi|bing]]. Coincidence? You decide!<br />
*Sadly, Rob [[die]]d in 1998 from a supposed drug overdose.<br />
[[Category:Musicians]]<br />
[[Category:Cartoon Characters]]<br />
[[Category:Real People]]<br />
[[Category:Dead]]</div>CrispyDragonshttps://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Milli_Vanilli&diff=96411Milli Vanilli2010-12-11T23:42:49Z<p>CrispyDragons: </p>
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[[Image:Milli-Vanilli1.jpg|thumb|left|Fab and Rob with their [[No|well-deserved]] Grammies.]]<br />
Milli Vanilli were a musical group composed of two main members, Fab Morvan and Rob Pilatus. They were extremely popular in the late [['80s]] and early [['90s]], with big hits like "Blame it on the Rain" and "Girl You Know it's True." However, their fame was ended when it was revealed that it was not the singers' actual voices on the record. This ended much of their career. (To be fair, the music was pretty much [[shit]].)<br />
<br />
They are most famous in the [[Youtube Poop]] community for guest starring in an episode of [[Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]]. In a weird twist, they did not voice themselves. For some reason they both spoke with Indian accents, even though they're noticeably [[Africans]]. This episode, co-penned by [[Phil Harnage]], embarrassed [[DiC]] so much that they replaced the actual Milli Vanilli songs with generic-sounding music. Even their ending song dedicated to [[Princess Toadstool]] was cut to shit.<br />
<br />
==Trivia==<br />
*Everyone hates them, except [[Princess Toadstool]] and [[Wendy O. Koopa]].<br />
*Wendy once captured Milli Vanilli, and then turned them into accountants because they refused to have [[sex]] with her. <br />
**But then the Mario Brothers ended up changing them back.<br />
*[[King Koopa]] has no idea how to say their names correctly.<br />
*One of their songs was parodied by [["Weird Al" Yankovic]]. His variation involved [[Mario|plum]][[Luigi|bing]]. Coincidence? You decide!<br />
*Sadly, Rob [[die]]d in 1998 from a supposed drug overdose.<br />
[[Category:Musicians]]<br />
[[Category:Cartoon Characters]]<br />
[[Category:Real People]]<br />
[[Category:Dead]]</div>CrispyDragonshttps://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Milli_Vanilli&diff=96410Milli Vanilli2010-12-11T23:41:49Z<p>CrispyDragons: </p>
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Milli Vanilli were a musical group composed of two main members, Fab Morvan and Rob Pilatus. They were extremely popular in the late [['80s]] and early [['90s]], with big hits like "Blame it on the Rain" and "Girl You Know it's True." However, their fame was ended when it was revealed that it was not the singers' actual voices on the record. This ended much of their career. (To be fair, the music was pretty much [[shit]].)<br />
<br />
[[Image:Milli-Vanilli1.jpg|thumb|left|Fab and Rob with their [[No|well-deserved]] Grammies.]]<br />
<br />
They are most famous in the [[Youtube Poop]] community for guest starring in an episode of [[Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]]. In a weird twist, they did not voice themselves. For some reason they both spoke with Indian accents, even though they're noticeably [[Africans]]. This episode, co-penned by [[Phil Harnage]], embarrassed [[DiC]] so much that they replaced the actual Milli Vanilli songs with generic-sounding music. Even their ending song dedicated to [[Princess Toadstool]] was cut to shit.<br />
<br />
==Trivia==<br />
*Everyone hates them, except [[Princess Toadstool]] and [[Wendy O. Koopa]].<br />
*Wendy once captured Milli Vanilli, and then turned them into accountants because they refused to have [[sex]] with her. <br />
**But then the Mario Brothers ended up changing them back.<br />
*[[King Koopa]] has no idea how to say their names correctly.<br />
*One of their songs was parodied by [["Weird Al" Yankovic]]. His variation involved [[Mario|plum]][[Luigi|bing]]. Coincidence? You decide!<br />
*Sadly, Rob [[die]]d in 1998 from a supposed drug overdose.<br />
[[Category:Musicians]]<br />
[[Category:Cartoon Characters]]<br />
[[Category:Real People]]<br />
[[Category:Dead]]</div>CrispyDragonshttps://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Milli_Vanilli&diff=96409Milli Vanilli2010-12-11T23:39:36Z<p>CrispyDragons: </p>
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Milli Vanilli were a musical group composed of two main members, Fab Morvan and Rob Pilatus. They were extremely popular in the late [['80s]] and early [['90s]], with big hits like "Blame it on the Rain" and "Girl You Know it's True." However, their fame was ended when it was revealed that it was not the singers' actual voices on the record. This ended much of their career. (To be fair, the music was pretty much [[shit]].)<br />
<br />
[[Image:Milli-Vanilli1.jpg|thumb|left|Fab and Rob with their [[No|well-deserved]] Grammies.]]<br />
<br />
They are most famous in the [[Youtube Poop]] community for guest starring in an episode of [[Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]]. In a weird twist, they did not voice themselves. For some reason they both spoke with Indian accents, even though they're noticeably [[Africans]]. This episode, co-penned by [[Phil Harnage]], embarrassed [[DiC]] so much that they replaced the actual Milli Vanilli songs with generic-sounding music. Even their ending song dedicated to [[Princess Toadstool]] was cut to shit.<br />
<br />
==Trivia==<br />
*[[Wendy O. Koopa]] once captured Milli Vanilli, and then turned them into accountants because they refused to have [[sex]] with her. <br />
**But then the Mario Brothers ended up changing them back.<br />
*[[King Koopa]] has no idea how to say their names correctly.<br />
*One of their songs was parodied by [["Weird Al" Yankovic]]. His variation involved [[Mario|plum]][[Luigi|bing]]. Coincidence? You decide!<br />
*Sadly, Rob [[die]]d in 1998 from a supposed drug overdose.<br />
[[Category:Musicians]]<br />
[[Category:Cartoon Characters]]<br />
[[Category:Real People]]<br />
[[Category:Dead]]</div>CrispyDragonshttps://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Milli_Vanilli&diff=96358Milli Vanilli2010-12-10T06:05:51Z<p>CrispyDragons: </p>
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Milli Vanilli were a musical group composed of two main members, Fab Morvan and Rob Pilatus. They were extremely popular in the late [['80s]] and early [['90s]], with big hits like "Blame it on the Rain" and "Girl You Know it's True." However, their fame was ended when it was revealed that it was not the singers' actual voices on the record. This ended much of their career. (To be fair, the music was pretty much [[shit]].)<br />
<br />
[[Image:Milli-Vanilli1.jpg|thumb|left|Fab and Rob with their [[No|well-deserved]] Grammies.]]<br />
<br />
They are most famous in the [[Youtube Poop]] community for guest starring in an episode of [[Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]]. In a weird twist, they did not voice themselves. For some reason they both spoke with Indian accents, even though they're noticeably [[Africans]]. This episode, co-penned by [[Phil Harnage]], embarrassed [[DiC]] so much that they replaced the actual Milli Vanilli songs with generic-sounding music. Even their ending song dedicated to [[Princess Toadstool]] was cut to shit.<br />
<br />
==Trivia==<br />
*[[Wendy O. Koopa]] once captured Milli Vanilli, and then turned them into accountants because they refused to have [[sex]] with her. <br />
*But then the Mario Brothers ended up changing them back.<br />
*One of their songs was parodied by [["Weird Al" Yankovic]]. His variation involved [[Mario|plum]][[Luigi|bing]]. Coincidence? You decide!<br />
[[Category:Musicians]]<br />
[[Category:Cartoon Characters]]<br />
[[Category:Real People]]<br />
[[Category:Dead]]</div>CrispyDragonshttps://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Milli_Vanilli&diff=96355Milli Vanilli2010-12-10T06:00:10Z<p>CrispyDragons: </p>
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Milli Vanilli were a musical group composed of two main members, Fab Morvan and Rob Pilatus. They were extremely popular in the late [['80s]] and early [['90s]], with big hits like "Blame it on the Rain" and "Girl You Know it's True." However, their fame was ended when it was revealed that it was not the singers' actual voices on the record. This ended much of their career. (To be fair, the music was pretty much [[shit]].)<br />
<br />
[[Image:Milli-Vanilli1.jpg|thumb|left|Fab and Rob with their [[No|well-deserved]] Grammies.]]<br />
<br />
They are most famous in the [[Youtube Poop]] community for guest starring in an episode of [[Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]]. In a weird twist, they did not voice themselves. For some reason they both spoke with Indian accents, even though they're noticeably [[Africans]]. This episode, co-penned by [[Phil Harnage]], embarrassed [[DiC]] so much that they replaced the actual Milli Vanilli songs with generic-sounding music. Even their ending song dedicated to [[Princess Toadstool]] was cut to shit.<br />
<br />
==Trivia==<br />
*[[Wendy O. Koopa]] once captured Milli Vanilli, and then turned them into accountants because they refused to have [[sex]] with her. <br />
*But then the Mario Brothers ended up changing them back.<br />
*One of their songs was parodied by [["Weird Al" Yankovic]]. His variation involved [[Mario|plum]][[Luigi|bing]]. Coincidence? You decide!<br />
[[Category:Musicians]]<br />
[[Category:Cartoon Characters]]<br />
[[Category:Real People]]<br />
[[Category:Dead]]</div>CrispyDragonshttps://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Milli_Vanilli&diff=96354Milli Vanilli2010-12-10T05:59:55Z<p>CrispyDragons: </p>
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Milli Vanilli were a musical group composed of two main members, Fab Morvan and Rob Pilatus. They were extremely popular in the late [['80s]] and early [['90s]], with big hits like "Blame it on the Rain" and "Girl You Know it's True." However, their fame was ended when it was revealed that it was not the singers' actual voices on the record. This ended much of their career. (To be fair, the music was pretty much [[shit]].)<br />
<br />
[[Image:Milli-Vanilli1.jpg|thumb|left|Fab and Rob with their [[No|well-deserved]] Grammies.]]<br />
<br />
They are most famous in the [[Youtube Poop]] community for guest starring in an episode of [[Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]]. In a weird twist, they did not voice themselves. For some reason they both spoke with Indian accents, even though they're noticeably [[Africans]]. This episode, co-penned by [[Phil Harnage]], embarrassed [[DiC]] so much that they replaced the actual Milli Vanilli songs with generic-sounding music. Even their ending song dedicated to [[Princess Toadstool]] was cut to shit.<br />
<br />
==Trivia==<br />
*[[Wendy O. Koopa]] once captured Milli Vanilli and turned them into accountants because they refused to have [[sex]] with her. <br />
*But then the Mario Brothers ended up changing them back.<br />
*One of their songs was parodied by [["Weird Al" Yankovic]]. His variation involved [[Mario|plum]][[Luigi|bing]]. Coincidence? You decide!<br />
[[Category:Musicians]]<br />
[[Category:Cartoon Characters]]<br />
[[Category:Real People]]<br />
[[Category:Dead]]</div>CrispyDragonshttps://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Milli_Vanilli&diff=96353Milli Vanilli2010-12-10T05:58:31Z<p>CrispyDragons: </p>
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Milli Vanilli were a musical group composed of two main members, Fab Morvan and Rob Pilatus. They were extremely popular in the late [['80s]] and early [['90s]], with big hits like "Blame it on the Rain" and "Girl You Know it's True." However, their fame was ended when it was revealed that it was not the singers' actual voices on the record. This ended much of their career. (To be fair, the music was pretty much [[shit]].)<br />
<br />
[[Image:Milli-Vanilli1.jpg|thumb|left|Fab and Rob with their [[No|well-deserved]] Grammies.]]<br />
<br />
They are most famous in the [[Youtube Poop]] community for guest starring in an episode of [[Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]]. In a weird twist, they did not voice themselves. For some reason they both spoke with Indian accents, even though they're noticeably [[Africans]]. This episode, co-penned by [[Phil Harnage]], embarrassed [[DiC]] so much that they replaced the actual Milli Vanilli songs with generic-sounding music. Even their ending dedicated song to [[Princess Toadstool]] was cut to shit.<br />
<br />
==Trivia==<br />
*[[Wendy O. Koopa]] once turned them into accountants because they refused to have [[sex]] with her.<br />
*But then the Mario Brothers ended up changing them back.<br />
*One of their songs was parodied by [["Weird Al" Yankovic]]. His variation involved [[Mario|plum]][[Luigi|bing]]. Coincidence? You decide!<br />
[[Category:Musicians]]<br />
[[Category:Cartoon Characters]]<br />
[[Category:Real People]]<br />
[[Category:Dead]]</div>CrispyDragonshttps://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Milli_Vanilli&diff=96352Milli Vanilli2010-12-10T05:58:05Z<p>CrispyDragons: </p>
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|name=Fab Morvan & Rob Pilatus<br />
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Milli Vanilli were a musical group composed of two main members, Fab Morvan and Rob Pilatus. They were extremely popular in the late [['80s]] and early [['90s]], with big hits like "Blame it on the Rain" and "Girl You Know it's True." However, their fame was ended when it was revealed that it was not the singers' actual voices on the record. This ended much of their career. (To be fair, the music was pretty much [[shit]].)<br />
<br />
[[Image:Milli-Vanilli1.jpg|thumb|left|Fab and Rob with their [[No|well-deserved]] Grammies.]]<br />
<br />
They are most famous in the [[Youtube Poop]] community for guest starring in an episode of [[Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]]. In a weird twist, they did not voice themselves. For some reason they both spoke with Indian accents, even though they're noticeably [[Africans]]. This episode, co-penned by [[Phil Harnage]], embarrassed [[DiC]] so much that they replaced the actual Milli Vanilli songs with generic-sounding music. Even their ending dedicated song to [[Princess Toadstool]] was cut to shit.<br />
<br />
==Trivia==<br />
*[[Wendy O. Koopa]] once turned them into accountants because they refused to have [[sex]] with her.<br />
*But then the Mario Brothers ended up changing them back.<br />
*One of their songs was parodied by [["Weird Al" Yankovic]]. His variation involved [[Mario|plum]][[Luigi|bing]]. Coincidence? You decide!<br />
[[Category:Musicians]]<br />
[[Category:Cartoon Characters]]<br />
[[Category:Real People]]<br />
[[Category:Dead]]</div>CrispyDragonshttps://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Milli_Vanilli&diff=96350Milli Vanilli2010-12-10T05:52:12Z<p>CrispyDragons: </p>
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Milli Vanilli were a musical group composed of two main members, Fab Morvan and Rob Pilatus. They were extremely popular in the late [['80s]] and early [['90s]], with big hits like "Blame it on the Rain" and "Girl You Know it's True." However, their fame was ended when it was revealed that it was not the singers' actual voices on the record. This ended much of their career. (To be fair, the music was pretty much [[shit]].)<br />
<br />
[[Image:Milli-Vanilli1.jpg|thumb|left|Fab and Rob with their [[No|well-deserved]] Grammies.]]<br />
<br />
They are most famous in the [[Youtube Poop]] community for guest starring in an episode of [[Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]]. In a weird twist, they did not voice themselves. For some reason they both spoke with Indian accents, even though they're noticeably [[Africans]]. This episode, co-penned by [[Phil Harnage]], embarrassed [[DiC]] so much that they replaced the actual Milli Vanilli songs with generic-sounding music. Even their ending dedicated song to [[Princess Toadstool]] was cut to shit.<br />
<br />
==Trivia==<br />
*[[Wendy O. Koopa]] turned them into accountants because they refused to have sex with her.<br />
*One of their songs was parodied by [["Weird Al" Yankovic]]. His variation involved [[Mario|plum]][[Luigi|bing]]. Coincidence? You decide!<br />
[[Category:Musicians]]<br />
[[Category:Cartoon Characters]]<br />
[[Category:Real People]]<br />
[[Category:Dead]]</div>CrispyDragonshttps://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Milli_Vanilli&diff=96349Milli Vanilli2010-12-10T05:49:34Z<p>CrispyDragons: </p>
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|caption=Normal people, they are.<br />
|shows=The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3<br />
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Milli Vanilli were a musical group composed of two main members, Fab Morvan and Rob Pilatus. They were extremely popular in the late [['80s]] and early [['90s]], with big hits like "Blame it on the Rain" and "Girl You Know it's True." However, their fame was ended when it was revealed that it was not the singers' actual voices on the record. This ended much of their career. (To be fair, the music was pretty much [[shit]].)<br />
<br />
[[Image:Milli-Vanilli1.jpg|thumb|left|Fab and Rob with their [[No|well-deserved]] Grammies.]]<br />
<br />
They are most famous in the [[Youtube Poop]] community for guest starring in an episode of [[Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]]. In a weird twist, they did not voice themselves. For some reason they both spoke with Indian accents, even though they're noticeably [[Africans]]. This episode, co-penned by [[Phil Harnage]], embarrassed [[DiC]] so much that they replaced the actual Milli Vanilli songs with generic-sounding music. Even their ending dedicated song to [[Princess Toadstool]] was cut to shit.<br />
<br />
==Trivia==<br />
*One of their songs was parodied by [["Weird Al" Yankovic]]. His variation involved [[Mario|plum]][[Luigi|bing]]. Coincidence? You decide!<br />
[[Category:Musicians]]<br />
[[Category:Cartoon Characters]]<br />
[[Category:Real People]]<br />
[[Category:Dead]]</div>CrispyDragonshttps://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Milli_Vanilli&diff=96334Milli Vanilli2010-12-10T01:43:21Z<p>CrispyDragons: </p>
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<div>[[Image:Milli Vanilli.JPG|thumb|right|Normal people.]]<br />
Milli Vanilli were a musical group composed of two main members, Fab Morvan and Rob Pilatus. They were extremely popular in the late '80s and early '90s, with big hits like "Blame it on the Rain" and "Girl You Know it's True." However, their fame was ended when it was revealed that it was not the singers' actual voices on the record. This ended much of their career. (To be fair, the music was pretty much [[shit]].)<br />
<br />
[[Image:Milli-Vanilli1.jpg|thumb|left|Fab and Rob with their [[No|well-deserved]] Grammies.]]<br />
<br />
They are most famous in the [[Youtube Poop]] community for guest starring in an episode of [[Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]]. In a weird twist, they did not voice themselves. For some reason they both spoke with Indian accents, even though they're noticeably [[Africans]]. This episode, co-penned by [[Phil Harnage]], embarrassed [[DiC]] so much that they replaced the actual Milli Vanilli songs with generic-sounding music.</div>CrispyDragonshttps://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Milli_Vanilli&diff=96332Milli Vanilli2010-12-10T01:42:49Z<p>CrispyDragons: </p>
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<div>[[Image:Milli Vanilli.JPG|thumb|right|Normal people.]]<br />
Milli Vanilli are a musical group composed of two main members, Fab Morvan and Rob Pilatus. They were extremely popular in the late '80s and early '90s, with big hits like "Blame it on the Rain" and "Girl You Know it's True." However, their fame was ended when it was revealed that it was not the singers' actual voices on the record. This ended much of their career. (To be fair, the music was pretty much [[shit]].)<br />
<br />
[[Image:Milli-Vanilli1.jpg|thumb|left|Fab and Rob with their [[No|well-deserved]] Grammies.]]<br />
<br />
They are most famous in the [[Youtube Poop]] community for guest starring in an episode of [[Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]]. In a weird twist, they did not voice themselves. For some reason they both spoke with Indian accents, even though they're noticeably [[Africans]]. This episode, co-penned by [[Phil Harnage]], embarrassed [[DiC]] so much that they replaced the actual Milli Vanilli songs with generic-sounding music.</div>CrispyDragonshttps://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Milli_Vanilli&diff=96331Milli Vanilli2010-12-10T01:41:22Z<p>CrispyDragons: </p>
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<div>[[Image:Milli Vanilli.JPG|thumb|right|Normal people.]]<br />
Milli Vanilli are a musical group composed of two main members, Fab Morvan and Rob Pilatus. They were extremely popular in the late '80s and early '90s, with big hits like "Blame it on the Rain" and "Girl You Know it's True." However, their fame was ended when it was revealed that it was not the singers' actual voices on the record. This ended much of their career. (To be fair, the music was pretty much [[shit]].)<br />
<br />
[[Image:Milli-Vanilli1.jpg|thumb|left|Fab and Rob with their [[No|well-deserved]] Grammies.]]<br />
<br />
They are most famous in the [[Youtube Poop]] community for guest starring in an episode of [[Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]]. In a weird twist, they did not voice themselves. For some reason they both spoke with Indian accents, even though they're noticeably [[Africans]].</div>CrispyDragonshttps://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Milli_Vanilli&diff=96330Milli Vanilli2010-12-10T01:39:59Z<p>CrispyDragons: New page: Normal people. Milli Vanilli are a musical group composed of two main members, Fab Morvan and Rob Pilatus. They were extremely popular in the late '...</p>
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<div>[[Image:Milli Vanilli.JPG|thumb|right|Normal people.]]<br />
Milli Vanilli are a musical group composed of two main members, Fab Morvan and Rob Pilatus. They were extremely popular in the late '80s and early '90s, with big hits like "Blame it on the Rain" and "Girl You Know it's True." However, their fame was ended when it was revealed that it was not the singers' actual voices on the record. This ended much of their career. (To be fair, the music was pretty much [[shit]].<br />
<br />
[[Image:Milli-Vanilli1.jpg|thumb|left|Fab and Rob with their [[No|well-deserved]] Grammies.]]<br />
<br />
They are most famous in the [[Youtube Poop]] community for guest starring in an episode of [[The Adventures of Super Mario Bros 3]]. In a weird twist, they did not voice themselves. For some reason they both spoke with Indian accents, even though they're noticeably [[Africans]].</div>CrispyDragonshttps://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=The_Food_Loving_King&diff=91159The Food Loving King2010-08-19T07:23:42Z<p>CrispyDragons: </p>
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|name=The Food Loving King (Real name is unknown at the moment.)<br />
|image=FLK_Profile.jpg <br />
|caption=A rare moment of the King shown without any food around him whatsoever, yet still being content with it.<br />
|shows=[[Only the Brave Can Rescue the Kidnapped Princess]]<br />
|noaddshows=yes<br />
|sex=Male<br />
|age=67<br />
|nationality=English<br />
|occupation=King over all food who wants his daughter back.<br />
}}<br />
[[Image:6439.png|thumb|He's usually like this when he's without food for too long.]]<br />
[[Image:Vi07d2.gif|frame|This king can dance the jig!]]<br />
{{VidCaption|rjcfZDNbeEU|I LOVE MY FOOOOOD. ALL OF MY FOOOOOOD.}}<br />
[[Image:Hlx6f.gif|frame|The King hungers(!)... '''''for more!!''''']]<br />
The Food Loving King is the unnamed ruler of an unnamed kingdom from the PC game [[Only the Brave Can Rescue the Kidnapped Princess]]. He spends most of the time singing songs about loving to eat food that have weird guitar solos. For this one song his eyes become unusually large as well. <br />
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He looks to be a relative of either [[Duke Onkled]] or [[King Harkinian]].<br />
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==Things The Food Loving King Has Eaten==<br />
*[[Pizza]]<br />
*Fries<br />
*[[KFC|Chicken in a basket.]]<br />
*[[McDonalds|Hamburgers]]<br />
*Salami<br />
*Barbecue Sauce<br />
*Turkey<br />
*Sweet Corn<br />
*[[Hamburger|Ham]]<br />
*[[Shit]] (Especially if it's in a basket.)<br />
*People (Hinted at in one verse of the song.)<br />
*Colored Ribbons<br />
*[[Pussy]]<br />
*The entire fridge.<br />
*[[Courage]]<br />
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==Trivia==<br />
*Can eat entire things that shouldn't even be finished in one bite as one whole bite with a fork.<br />
*Once chase [[Real Mario]] and [[Real Luigi]] because he was hungry for them. He ended up eating Real Mario only.<br />
*Ironically, he never did eat until he started to do so in the first place.<br />
*Loves hearing songs about diseases for some strange reason.<br />
*Had a grey clouded brain mess-up when it was discovered that [[Jesus]] would kidnap [[the Princess]]. The grey cloud would end up saying "Falf!"<br />
*He can't stand [[Prince John]] because he is obsessed with with tax money instead of food.<br />
*The line [[Bitch|"Go to the kitchen"]] has been attributed to him, but this is incorrect; the line was actually said by [[Muggins]].<br />
*The song that sometimes on his mind when he isn't singing about food is "I Would Do Anything For [[Love]] (But I Won't Do [[Sex|That]])" by [[Food|Meatloaf]]. Typical of the king to find a song nowhere near food to still relate to it anyway.<br />
*He's had a recent change of heart about his religion of Christianity and thus, he's ordered his minions to search Islam.<br />
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==Quotes==<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|When the king is in his cunt...Damn, the queen is a [[cunt]]!}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|Pastrami with ham, a glutton I am.}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|Crunchy, munchy, delightful, devine, I just [[love]] eating shit all of the time!}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|I love my [[food]]. All of my food!}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|A plate is [[great]] if it's [[great]]!}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|Soft, but in ye [[fish]].}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|That's the food now for [[Hitler]]! He's out there, lips smacking, in Zagore, hmph!}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|Me heart, it broke, it ''needs'' mustard, ya! Me heart, it ''needs'' yummy, snubby Smurf!}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|[[Shit]] in a basket!}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|Isn't there anymore?}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|MY EARS! MY EARS! MY EARS! MY EARS!}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|Why can't you talk like the rest of us? [[no|Niggar!]]}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|A MANGONEL!?}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|[[Die|Dying]] met! He met! He met!}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|Falf!}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|A bastard I am!}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|I just love weed!}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|<s>Search is on!</s> Search Islam!}}<br />
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{{DEFAULTSORT:Food Loving King, The}}</div>CrispyDragonshttps://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Queen_Harkinian&diff=91000Queen Harkinian2010-08-17T06:29:19Z<p>CrispyDragons: New page: {{char}} {{stub}} Where has she been all these years? Queen Harkinian is King Harkinian's husband Princess Zelda's mother. She has rarely been seen in ...</p>
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[[Image:TheQueen.png|frame|Where has she been all these years?]]<br />
Queen Harkinian is [[King Harkinian]]'s husband [[Princess Zelda]]'s mother. She has rarely been seen in [[Hyrule]] because she was captured by [[Ganon]] and held prisoner in Tykogi Tower (along with [[Mayor Kravindish]] and [[The Baker]]). Eventually, she saved herself and escaped. When she came back to see Zelda, they had a feast.<br />
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{{CharBox<br />
|name=Toad<br />
|image=Toad1.jpg<br />
|shows=Mario Series<br />
|noaddshows=yes<br />
|sex=Male<br />
|age=<br />
|nationality=<br />
|occupation=[[The Princess]]'s Royal Guard<br />
|cast=Jen Taylor, John Stocker<br />
}}{{Char}}<br />
Toad is [[the Princess]]'s guard and servant that always fails to protect her from [[Bowser]].<br />
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He was also a playable character in Super Mario Bros. 2/USA, New Super Mario Bros. Wii, as well as a character in [[The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!]] and [[Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]], though is usually an NPC.<br />
[[Image:Toad.png|thumb|Toad is a pervert]]<br />
[[Image:417RnkRos7L.jpg|thumb|right|Toad's [[Thomas and Friends|train equivalent]].]]<br />
==Likes==<br />
*[[Birdo]] (In 1994, for giving him [[bombs]] to kill <s>[[Yoshkins]]</s> munchkins and defeat [[Wario]]).<br />
<br />
==Disliked By==<br />
*Gamers of [[the '80s]]<br />
*[[Vice City|Vice cops]]<br />
*[[Bowser]] (for being a nuisance).<br />
*[[Mario]] (Until [[:Category:Sources - Produced in 1988|1988]])<br />
*[[Luigi]] (See [[Mario]])<br />
*[[Wario]] (For foiling his plans to take over Toad's Woods)<br />
*[[Birdo]] (From 1987-1988)<br />
<br />
==Trivia==<br />
*Always fails at protecting [[the Princess]], due to his insistence on running around screaming, instead of actually trying to protect her.<br />
**Though, somehow, he has not yet been fired for his constant failure.<br />
*He can be used by [[Princess Toadstool]] to counter opponent's moves in [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl|Super Smash Bros. Melee and Brawl]].<br />
*He is hated by nearly all gamers of [[the '80s]], almost as much as the [[:Category:Dogs|dog]] from [[Donald Duck|Duck]] [[Gaston|Hunt]].<br />
*Has sued [[Dr. Mario]] many times for malpractice. However, he has never won these lawsuits.<br />
*Wears a diaper.<br />
*He sometimes removes the top of his head, revealing only one hair.<br />
*He tells you that the Princess is in another castle, but won't tell you which one. What an asshole.<br />
*He's the best! YAHOO!!!<br />
[[Image:Birdo.PNG|frame|left|Fiery Toad getting his just desserts.]]<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Toad}}<br />
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[[Category:Characters - Appears in The Super Mario Brothers Super Show]]<br />
[[Category:Characters - Appears in The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]]<br />
[[Category:Characters - Appears in Super Smash Bros.]]<br />
[[Category:Athletes]]<br />
[[Category:Olympiads]]<br />
[[Category:Dicks]]<br />
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{{CharBox<br />
|name=Toad<br />
|image=Toad1.jpg<br />
|shows=Mario Series<br />
|noaddshows=yes<br />
|sex=Male<br />
|age=<br />
|nationality=<br />
|occupation=[[The Princess]]'s Royal Guard<br />
|cast=Jen Taylor, John Stocker<br />
}}{{Char}}<br />
Toad is [[the Princess]]'s guard and servant that always fails to protect her from [[Bowser]].<br />
<br />
He was also a playable character in Super Mario Bros. 2/USA, New Super Mario Bros. Wii, as well as a character in [[The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!]] and [[Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]], though is usually an NPC.<br />
[[Image:Toad.png|thumb|Toad is a pervert]]<br />
[[Image:417RnkRos7L.jpg|frame|Toad's [[Thomas and Friends|train equivalent]].]]<br />
==Likes==<br />
*[[Birdo]] (In 1994, for giving him [[bombs]] to kill <s>[[Yoshkins]]</s> munchkins and defeat [[Wario]]).<br />
<br />
==Disliked By==<br />
*Gamers of [[the '80s]]<br />
*[[Vice City|Vice cops]]<br />
*[[Bowser]] (for being a nuisance).<br />
*[[Mario]] (Until [[:Category:Sources - Produced in 1988|1988]])<br />
*[[Luigi]] (See [[Mario]])<br />
*[[Wario]] (For foiling his plans to take over Toad's Woods)<br />
*[[Birdo]] (From 1987-1988)<br />
<br />
==Trivia==<br />
*Always fails at protecting [[the Princess]], due to his insistence on running around screaming, instead of actually trying to protect her.<br />
**Though, somehow, he has not yet been fired for his constant failure.<br />
*He can be used by [[Princess Toadstool]] to counter opponent's moves in [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl|Super Smash Bros. Melee and Brawl]].<br />
*He is hated by nearly all gamers of [[the '80s]], almost as much as the [[:Category:Dogs|dog]] from [[Donald Duck|Duck]] [[Gaston|Hunt]].<br />
*Has sued [[Dr. Mario]] many times for malpractice. However, he has never won these lawsuits.<br />
*Wears a diaper.<br />
*He sometimes removes the top of his head, revealing only one hair.<br />
*He tells you that the Princess is in another castle, but won't tell you which one. What an asshole.<br />
*He's the best! YAHOO!!!<br />
[[Image:Birdo.PNG|frame|left|Fiery Toad getting his just desserts.]]<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Toad}}<br />
[[Category:Video Game Characters]]<br />
[[Category:Characters - Appears in The Super Mario Brothers Super Show]]<br />
[[Category:Characters - Appears in The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]]<br />
[[Category:Characters - Appears in Super Smash Bros.]]<br />
[[Category:Athletes]]<br />
[[Category:Olympiads]]<br />
[[Category:Dicks]]<br />
[[Category:Nintendo Characters]]</div>CrispyDragonshttps://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Toad&diff=90996Toad2010-08-17T06:21:29Z<p>CrispyDragons: </p>
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{{CharBox<br />
|name=Toad<br />
|image=Toad1.jpg<br />
|shows=Mario Series<br />
|noaddshows=yes<br />
|sex=Male<br />
|age=<br />
|nationality=<br />
|occupation=[[The Princess]]'s Royal Guard<br />
|cast=Jen Taylor, John Stocker<br />
}}{{Char}}<br />
Toad is [[the Princess]]'s guard and servant that always fails to protect her from [[Bowser]].<br />
<br />
He was also a playable character in Super Mario Bros. 2/USA, New Super Mario Bros. Wii, as well as a character in [[The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!]] and [[Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]], though is usually an NPC.<br />
[[Image:Toad.png|thumb|Toad is a pervert]]<br />
[[Image:417RnkRos7L.jpg|frame|Toad's [[Thomas and Friends|train equivalent]].<br />
==Likes==<br />
*[[Birdo]] (In 1994, for giving him [[bombs]] to kill <s>[[Yoshkins]]</s> munchkins and defeat [[Wario]]).<br />
<br />
==Disliked By==<br />
*Gamers of [[the '80s]]<br />
*[[Vice City|Vice cops]]<br />
*[[Bowser]] (for being a nuisance).<br />
*[[Mario]] (Until [[:Category:Sources - Produced in 1988|1988]])<br />
*[[Luigi]] (See [[Mario]])<br />
*[[Wario]] (For foiling his plans to take over Toad's Woods)<br />
*[[Birdo]] (From 1987-1988)<br />
<br />
==Trivia==<br />
*Always fails at protecting [[the Princess]], due to his insistence on running around screaming, instead of actually trying to protect her.<br />
**Though, somehow, he has not yet been fired for his constant failure.<br />
*He can be used by [[Princess Toadstool]] to counter opponent's moves in [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl|Super Smash Bros. Melee and Brawl]].<br />
*He is hated by nearly all gamers of [[the '80s]], almost as much as the [[:Category:Dogs|dog]] from [[Donald Duck|Duck]] [[Gaston|Hunt]].<br />
*Has sued [[Dr. Mario]] many times for malpractice. However, he has never won these lawsuits.<br />
*Wears a diaper.<br />
*He sometimes removes the top of his head, revealing only one hair.<br />
*He tells you that the Princess is in another castle, but won't tell you which one. What an asshole.<br />
*He's the best! YAHOO!!!<br />
[[Image:Birdo.PNG|frame|left|Fiery Toad getting his just desserts.]]<br />
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[[Category:Video Game Characters]]<br />
[[Category:Characters - Appears in The Super Mario Brothers Super Show]]<br />
[[Category:Characters - Appears in The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]]<br />
[[Category:Characters - Appears in Super Smash Bros.]]<br />
[[Category:Athletes]]<br />
[[Category:Olympiads]]<br />
[[Category:Dicks]]<br />
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[[Image:Picture1wun.png|thumb]]<br />
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==In brief==<br />
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==History==<br />
First made poops under the account name "Nozdordomu", but they weren't very good. He shut down his account for fear of being caught by Viacom, but later reopened his account under the name DikEtarakEht. He deleted that one too. He now uses the account CrispyDragons.<br />
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===First poop seen===<br />
Yoshi's seriously F***ed up nightmare!! by wateva64<br />
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===First poop made===<br />
The King Doesn't want Mastercard (no longer up) <br />
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==Style==<br />
He likes to use as many WMM effects, Vegas-style distortion effects on pictures, and word splicing. <br />
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===Preferred Sources===<br />
Due to a lack of hardware, Nozdordomu's sources are very limited. He can only use what is acceptable to his hella old computer.<br />
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===Dislikes===<br />
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==Reception==<br />
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==Associates==<br />
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===Online===<br />
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===Influences===<br />
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===Fans===<br />
*Vim1122<br />
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*[http://youtubepoop.com/pooper/ Youtube Poop Directory Listing]<br />
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/CrispyDragons Youtube Account]<br />
*[http://futurespassed.com/fpfm/gazebo-in-a-lake/ His page on Futures Passed music]<br />
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==In brief==<br />
<br />
==History==<br />
First made poops under the account name "Nozdordomu", but they weren't very good. He shut down his account for fear of being caught by Viacom, but later reopened his account under the name DikEtarakEht. He deleted that one too. He now uses the account CrispyDragons.<br />
<!-- how this person discover youtube poop; the who, what, where, when, how. Their initial ideas about the genre etc. --><br />
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===First poop seen===<br />
Yoshi's seriously F***ed up nightmare!! by wateva64<br />
<br />
===First poop made===<br />
The King Doesn't want Mastercard (no longer up) <br />
<br />
==Style==<br />
He likes to use as many WMM effects, Vegas-style distortion effects on pictures, and word splicing. <br />
Preferred Sources<br />
<br />
===Preferred Sources===<br />
Due to a lack of hardware, Nozdordomu's sources are very limited. He can only use what is acceptable to his hella old computer.<br />
<br />
===Preferred Methods===<br />
<!-- see Poopisms for more information--><br />
*Word Trim<br />
*You Cut <br />
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===Prefered Tech===<br />
WMM, Paint Shop Pro X2<br />
<!--WMM, Vegas etc - you can also mention plugins/filters--> <br />
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===Dislikes===<br />
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==Reception==<br />
People have called his poops "okeh" at first, but they have gotten better reception recently. <br />
===Criticism===<br />
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===Achievements===<br />
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==Associates==<br />
Nozdordomu sometimes makes musical contributions to albums by [[MalkMusian]], and he has hosted two collabs.<br />
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===Online===<br />
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===Influences===<br />
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===Fans===<br />
*Vim1122<br />
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===Links===<br />
*[[User:]]<br />
*[http://youtubepoop.com/pooper/ Youtube Poop Directory Listing]<br />
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/CrispyDragons Youtube Account]<br />
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<div>{{Char}}<br />
Genie is a [[Blue Koopa|blue]]-colored wish-granting being who once lived inside a lamp.<br />
<br />
==Biography==<br />
He came out of his lamp for the first time when [[Morshu]] poured lamp oil into it, and he hasn't returned since. After having his gold bracelets surgically removed, he went around the world, touring such sites as the Rio Grande, the Leaning Tower of <s>Pizza</s> Pisa, and the Great Wall of China. He has a small drinking problem, and a severe allergy to KILLER BEES!!! He soon got a career of granting wishes, but had to compete with [[Jafar]] for customers. Eventually, Jafar threatened the Genie into shutting down his business by pantsing him, and Genie started a tour guide business, taking people to all of the places he had been to during his travels. When this business ran dry, he formed a mariachi band, which didn't last long at all. Out of work, Genie considered early retirement, and then suicide. As a Genie, though, he couldn't be killed, and settled with finding yet another career. He is now a televangelist, preaching the almighty power of Sand and its omnipresence across national television, and why you should accept it.<br />
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==Likes==<br />
[[Image:Sand.PNG|thumb|right|250px|The Genie advertising the greatness that is Sand ([[No]]tice the look that the Genie has right now. He does that by Sand and Sand only.).]]<br />
*Sand<br />
*Being Blue<br />
*Pyramids<br />
*The Rio Grande<br />
*Mariachi Music<br />
*Parties being in Agrabah.<br />
*[[BOOZE|Whiskey]]<br />
*Aladdin<br />
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==Dislikes==<br />
*[[Jafar]]<br />
*Being chased by KILLER BEES!!!<br />
*Having no friends.<br />
*[[Iago]]<br />
*Being grabbed by Granny Jafar.<br />
*Being Pants'd<br />
*Spiders<br />
*Those who don't accept Sand ([[no|as their savior]]).<br />
*Anakin Skywalker(he thinks sand is rough, coarse, irritating, and gets everywhere).<br />
<br />
==Quotes==<br />
*Who's laughing now!!<br />
*SPIDERS!!<br />
*KILLER BEES!!!<br />
*Things could get ugly...<br />
*There's a party here in Agrabah!<br />
*Grabah!<br />
*The Rio Grande!<br />
*There is nothing in the world quite like a friiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddddddddddddd...<br />
*A mariachi band!<br />
*I SEE LASERS!<br />
*IT'S A MIRACLE!<br />
*HE BELIEVES! HE BELIEVES!<br />
*Make way here he comes. Ring bells, bang the drums. Ring bells, bang the drums.<br />
*BangaBangaBangaBangaBanga!<br />
*[[NO|Are you gonna love this GGGGGGUUUUUUUYYYYYY!?!]]<br />
*Correction!<br />
*Orrection!<br />
*[[Erection]]!<br />
*Once again this whole program has been brought to [[you]] by Sand! It's Everywhere! Get used to it!<br />
*I don't think you quite realize just what you've got here! So why don't you just ruminate, whilst I illuminate the possibilities...<br />
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==Trivia==<br />
*He is allergic to KILLERBEES!<br />
**And he often overdoses on his allergy medicine.<br />
*Is one of the loudest beings on the face of the earth.<br />
*You ain't never had a friend like him!<br />
*If life is your restaurant, then he's your maitre'd!<br />
*He finally got free from the [[Magic Drugs|magic lamp]] that he had been cursed to be in for over ten thousand years thanks to [[Aladdin]].<br />
*After he became free, he traveled all over the world.<br />
*He now spends his time watching video rewiews of people and spending time being on popular websites.<br />
*He finds drowned corpses attractive.<br />
*He also likes Mudkips.<br />
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{{YTPMV}}<br />
{{KO|Nuthacker}}<br />
Nuthacker is a Youtube pooper who preferred making YTPMV's to just straightforward Youtube poops. As a result, he is considered one of the greatest makers of YTPMVs.<br />
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Most of his songs can be found [http://www.rofltrax.com/nuthacker/07ytpmvs/ here].</div>CrispyDragonshttps://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Nuthacker&diff=90101Nuthacker2010-07-30T20:58:49Z<p>CrispyDragons: New page: {{Pooper}} {{YTPMV}} {{KO|Nuthacker}} Nuthacker is a Youtube pooper who preferred making YTPMV's to just straightforward Youtube poops. As a result, he is considered one of the greatest ma...</p>
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<div>{{Pooper}}<br />
{{YTPMV}}<br />
{{KO|Nuthacker}}<br />
Nuthacker is a Youtube pooper who preferred making YTPMV's to just straightforward Youtube poops. As a result, he is considered one of the greatest makers of YTPMVs.<br />
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Most of his songs can be found *[http://www.rofltrax.com/nuthacker/07ytpmvs/ here].</div>CrispyDragonshttps://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Captain_Rescue&diff=90100Captain Rescue2010-07-30T20:53:07Z<p>CrispyDragons: </p>
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Captain Rescue is a retired superhero from [[AoStH|Mobius]].<br />
[[Image:Captain Rescue.jpg|thumb|Captain Rescue having an awful idea.]] <br />
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==Origins==<br />
We don't know his birth place or date, but we do know that his first job was as a [[Whore Yoshi|prostitute]].<br />
<br />
==The Hero Years==<br />
His career of superhero started when he saved a cat from a [[TREE]]. Then, he started to save all the characters on the planet Mobius, until the arrival of [[Dr. Robotnik]].<br />
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Later, he saved [[Philadelphia|the Hill Top Village]] from [[Dr. Robotnik]].<br />
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==Relationships==<br />
Captain Rescue loved that little, [[furry]], two-tailed [[fox]] named [[Tails]], until he found-out that [[Tails]] was in love with [[Sonic]]. After finding this out, Captain Rescue [[rape]]d [[Tails]], and then tried to [[rape]] [[Sonic]]. However, he was unable to rape Sonic, because he is too fast.<br />
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[[Image:Raper.JPG|thumb|Captain Rescue before raping Tails.]]<br />
<br />
==Possessions==<br />
*A Rescue Rocket<br />
*[[Penis|The Red Rocket]]<br />
*A Boomerang<br />
*A Slim Pack of Doublemint Gum<br />
*Overcooked Shoes<br />
*[[Viagra]]<br />
*A Machine to drain [[drugs]]<br />
*Junk<br />
<br />
==Quotes==<br />
*I'm Captain Rescue.<br />
*Oldtimer? OLDTIMER?! I was saving Mobius from <s>niggers</s> bad guys when you were still a hedgehoglet!<br />
*You know me?<br />
*I'm not old.<br />
*It's all just j-j-j-j-j-jjjjjj ju-ju-j-ju-ju-ju jjjj nk now jj-ju-ju-j<br />
*Taste my boomerang!<br />
*Captain Rescue to the Doublemint Rescue.<br />
*Actually, I use that to drain my drugs.<br />
*[[No]].<br />
*This...is...Sparta.<br />
*[[France|Surrender! Surrender! Surrender!]]<br />
*Oldtimer? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!<br />
*Forget your stupid doll!<br />
<br />
==Trivia==<br />
*His best friend is [[KroboProductions]].<br />
*He probably loves [[Robotnik]], too.<br />
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[[Category:Captains|Rescue, Captain]]<br />
[[Category:Elderly Characters]]</div>CrispyDragonshttps://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=King_Koopa&diff=89980King Koopa2010-07-28T07:50:22Z<p>CrispyDragons: </p>
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|name=King Koopa<br />
|image=bowser.JPEG<br />
|shows=The Super Mario Brothers Super Show, The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, Super Mario World<br />
|noaddshows=yes<br />
|sex=Male<br />
|age=62 (At time of death)<br />
|occupation= Evil King of the Koopas<br />
|nationality=American<br />
|cast=Harvey Atkin, [[Dead|Dennis Hopper]]<br />
}}<br />
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''See [[Bowser]] for more Information'' [[Image:DOLT.jpg|thumb|King Koopa looking like a total dolt.]]<br />
King Koopa (B. 1945) is a form of Bowser that resembles a lizard more than his actual form. He has many children including two notable sons, [[Hip]] and [[Hop]]. Just like Bowser, he has been labeled as a serial rapist and should never be approached under any circumstance.<br />
From 1985 to 1996, King Koopa rented out the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]] which was then the ''Pizza Island Disney Planet'', making it one of his fearsome castles. He later left the Coney Island Disco Palace as he could no longer pay the rent. A statue in his honour stands where the now-torn-down Disco Palace once stood. <br />
<br />
Cultural Heritage: American, Bronx<br />
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<br />
==Obsessions==<br />
King Koopa is known to have an obscure obsession with his key also known as [[This Key]]. Unfortunately it was eaten by [[Yoshi]] in the form of [[Yoshkins]] (who later gave this key to [[Conker the Squirrel|Conker]]) causing him to spiral into a deep depression. It turns out that the key was then used to free [[the Princess]] from King Koopa's raping chamber.<br />
<br />
==Forms==<br />
*RACCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON KOOPA<br />
*[[Blue Koopa]]<br />
*[[Greenback Koopa]]<br />
*Count Koopula<br />
*[[Koopone]]<br />
*[[Bowser]]<br />
*Koopa Claus<br />
*[[Godzilla|Koopzilla]]<br />
[[Image:GrumpyKing.PNG|thumb|King Koopa is not amused.]]<br />
<br />
==Quotes==<br />
*"That dino twerp is eating me out of house and home!"<br />
*"What's the one thing most likely to rot people's minds, and reduce their brains to [[Mashed Potatoes|mashed potatoes]]? ...I remember now! Television!"<br />
*"Pesky Plumbers!"<br />
*"When will those awful offspring of mine learn to pick up their...pipes?"<br />
*"Remember; [[Oogtar]] spelled backwards...is RATGOO! Ha heh heh!"<br />
*"All this bashing and crashing really works up an appetite!"<br />
*"Knock it off, knuckleheads! I'm not having a temper tantrum, I'm doing exercises!"<br />
*"He who koops and runs away, lives to KOOP another day."<br />
*"TWAT!"<br />
*"[[Fuck]] [[You]]!"<br />
*"My magic football players'll be so happy when they see all the wonderful presents I stole for them!"<br />
*"Wrong, prehistoric punk!"<br />
*"Stop! You're not supposed to go off till [[Jesus Christ|Christ]]mas-- ''(bomb explodes)'' ...[[MORNIN'|mornin]]g."<br />
*"I got bad idea!"<br />
*"At last I'm king! King of alllll the ocean! The waves obey my every whim!"<br />
*"So... Mario thinks ''he's'' king of [[Cum]]alot, EHH?"<br />
*"Permit me to introduce ya to... RACCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON KOOPA!"<br />
*"I know where you live! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"<br />
*"YOU?! What are you doing in my bag of toys, cave creep?!"<br />
*"This is easier than the princess and just as fun.<br />
*"QUIET. I'M THE KING HERE."<br />
[[Image:bowser2.jpg|thumb|An authentic picture of King Koopa preparing to [[sex|rape]] [[The Princess]].]]<br />
<br />
==Likes==<br />
[[Image:King Koopa-1975.jpg|thumb|right|King Koopa in [[The '70s]]]]<br />
*His Koopa Kids.<br />
*[[The 1970s]] (The [[Coney Island Disco Palace]] was his failed attempt to bring them back).<br />
*Marijuana<br />
*Everybody (Except Mario, Luigi, Princess Toadstool, Toad, Yoshi, Oogtar, and Milli Vanilli.)<br />
*Capitalism<br />
*[[Youtube]]<br />
*New Super Mario Brothers Wii (For bringing back his actual kids for the first time for over 6 years.)<br />
*[[Adolf Hitler]]<br />
*Benito Mussolini<br />
*[[Porn]] (Especially [[Yoshi]] porn for some strange reason.)<br />
*[[Mashed Potatoes]]<br />
*Making sure you shut your crap.<br />
==Dislikes==<br />
*[[Mario]]<br />
*[[Luigi]]<br />
*[[Yoshi]]<br />
*[[The Princess]]<br />
*[[Toad]]<br />
*[[Oogtar]]<br />
*[[Shit|Milli Vanilli]]<br />
*When [[Dry Bones|His]] [[Wizardheimer|Stupid]] [[Koopa Troopa|Minions]] [[fail]] him.<br />
**When he gets pwned as a result of their failure.<br />
<br />
==Offspring==<br />
*Ludwig "[[Kooky]]" Von Koopa<br />
*Lemmy "[[Hip]]" Koopa<br />
*Roy "[[Bully]]" Koopa<br />
*Iggy" [[Hop]]" Koopa<br />
*Wendy "[[Kootie Pie]]" O. Koopa<br />
*<s>Morton "[[Big Mouth]]" Koopa, Jr.</s> (Disowned)<br />
*Larry "[[Cheatsy]]" Koopa<br />
*<s>[[Bowser Jr.]]</s> ([[Dead|Deceased]]; child of [[Bowser]])<br />
<br />
[http://youchewpoop.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=67&t=75513 His kids got their own collab!]]<br />
<br />
==Trivia==<br />
*He is not good at naming restaurants.<br />
*His restaurant "Scoopa Koopa's Fast Food" was shut down by [[Dr. Mario]] the Health Inspector.<br />
*He invented the [[Rock TV]], which gave us [[Vanilla Ice]] Age and professional wrestling.<br />
*He thinks that [[sex]] only happens in the real world.<br />
*He has [[AIDS|HPV]] and/or [[AIDS|HIV]] according to [[Dr. Mario]].<br />
*He thinks that [[penis]] is an excellent trait for life.<br />
*Also, he could've taken over the [[Penis]] Kingdom years ago if it wasn't for the Super Mario Bros.<br />
*Dennis Hopper ([[Dead|R.I.P.]]), one of his voice actors, also appeared in ''Rebel Without a Cause''.<br />
*Some may say that in the cartoon show he is a better character than [[Mario]], who they turned into a bit of a jerk.<br />
<br />
==Death==<br />
[[Image:Roctv 0001 0001.jpg|thumb|right|King Koopa's funeral shown on channel 63 on [[Rock TV]]. His daughter, [[Wendy O. Koopa]] is now C.E.O. of Rock TV Incorporated.]]<br />
On July 23, 2007 King Koopa was rushed to Dome City General Hospital after having a stroke and a heart attack at the same time from eating too many [[mashed potatoes]]. He died three days later. As a result of his untimely death, all his children were to be given to Bowser-yes, that includes Morton Koopa Jr.-because he didn't trust anyone else but Bowser with them.<br />
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[[Category:Dicks]]<br />
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[[Category:Greedy Characters]]<br />
[[Category:Drug Addicts]]<br />
[[Category:Nintendo Characters]]</div>CrispyDragonshttps://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Muggins&diff=89978Muggins2010-07-28T07:44:50Z<p>CrispyDragons: </p>
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{{VidCaption|df_f1ZYwztU|Wait, they had saxophones and guitars in the middle ages?}}<br />
{{VidCaption|Vk5mgTXcncs|Alas, poor Muggins. I knew him "Tentacle Beard Guy."}}<br />
Muggins is a character from the PC game [[Only the Brave can Rescue the Kidnapped Princess]]. He appears to be quite old, has a very long beard, and wears a blue robe. He is a certified magician, and his magic is more powerful than [[I.M. Meen|I.M. Meen's]]. Even so, he is treated poorly by [[the Food Loving King]]. He appears to be paralyzed from the waist up, because he doesn't use his hands, and anything he would use them for is done by hairs on his beard.<br />
<br />
He likes to tell people to [[Bitch|go to the kitchen]], and often fills the player in on information that may or might not be useful. He also sings...or, "talks" songs about being careful with magic.<br />
<br />
==Trivia==<br />
*Has enough magic to make his mustache move around to Muggins' liking.<br />
*He believes that some fellow named "[[Jesus]]" was the one who kidnapped [[the Princess]].<br />
*He [[Die|died]] when he got ran over by a chariot (seen in the video below).<br />
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==Quotes==<br />
{{poopquote|Muggins|Go to the kitchen...bitch!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Muggins|Ah! Magic! The stuff of life. Nothing wrong with magic...''as long as you're careful''.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Muggins|Add a bur of rabbit's <s>[[Cum|sperm]]</s> fur!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Muggins|Each magician goes to Hell?!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Muggins|Take care of the spells?!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Muggins|I'll do the work, and you take the [[Penis|dick]] [[Gay|in the]] [[ass]].}}<br />
{{poopquote|Muggins|Of course, [[food]] has always been [[The Food Loving King|the king's]] strongest point.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Muggins|I have a war chart!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Muggins|Careful not to burn your [[ass]]!}}<br />
[[Category:Video Game Characters]]<br />
[[Category:Elderly Characters]]</div>CrispyDragonshttps://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=The_Food_Loving_King&diff=89977The Food Loving King2010-07-28T07:43:10Z<p>CrispyDragons: </p>
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<div>{{Char}}<br />
{{CharBox<br />
|name=The Food Loving King (Real name is unknown at the moment.)<br />
|image=FLK_Profile.jpg <br />
|caption=A rare moment of the King shown without any food around him whatsoever, yet still being content with it.<br />
|shows=[[Only the Brave Can Rescue the Kidnapped Princess]]<br />
|noaddshows=yes<br />
|sex=Male<br />
|age=??<br />
|nationality=English<br />
|occupation=King over all food who wants his daughter back.<br />
|cast=????????????????<br />
}}<br />
[[Image:6439.png|thumb|He's usually like this when he's without food for too long.]]<br />
[[Image:Vi07d2.gif|frame|This king can dance the jig!]]<br />
{{VidCaption|rjcfZDNbeEU|I LOVE MY FOOOOOD. ALL OF MY FOOOOOOD.}}<br />
[[Image:Hlx6f.gif|frame|The King hungers(!)... '''''for more!!''''']]<br />
The Food Loving King is the unnamed ruler of an unnamed kingdom from the PC game [[Only the Brave Can Rescue the Kidnapped Princess]]. He spends most of the time singing songs about loving to eat food that have weird guitar solos. For this one song his eyes become unusually large as well. <br />
<br />
He looks to be a relative of either [[Duke Onkled]] or [[King Harkinian]].<br />
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==Things The Food Loving King Has Eaten==<br />
*[[Pizza]]<br />
*Fries<br />
*[[KFC|Chicken in a basket.]]<br />
*[[McDonalds|Hamburgers]]<br />
*Salami<br />
*Barbecue Sauce<br />
*Turkey<br />
*Sweet Corn<br />
*[[Hamburger|Ham]]<br />
*[[Shit]] (Especially if it's in a basket.)<br />
*People (Hinted at in one verse of the song.)<br />
*Colored Ribbons<br />
*[[Pussy]]<br />
*The entire fridge.<br />
*[[Courage]]<br />
<br />
==Trivia==<br />
*Can eat entire things that shouldn't even be finished in one bite as one whole bite with a fork.<br />
*Once chase [[Real Mario]] and [[Real Luigi]] because he was hungry for them. He ended up eating Real Mario only.<br />
*Ironically, he never did eat until he started to do so in the first place.<br />
*Loves hearing songs about diseases for some strange reason.<br />
*Had a grey clouded brain mess-up when it was discovered that [[Jesus]] would kidnap [[the Princess]]. The grey cloud would end up saying "Falf!"<br />
*He can't stand [[Prince John]] because he is obsessed with with tax money instead of food.<br />
*The line [[Bitch|"Go to the kitchen"]] has been attributed to him, but this is incorrect; the line was actually said by [[Muggins]].<br />
*The song that sometimes on his mind when he isn't singing about food is "I Would Do Anything For [[Love]] (But I Won't Do [[Sex|That]])" by [[Food|Meatloaf]]. Typical of the king to find a song nowhere near food to still relate to it anyway.<br />
*He's had a recent change of heart about his religion of Christianity and thus, he's ordered his minions to search Islam.<br />
<br />
==Quotes==<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|When the king is in his cunt...Damn, the queen is a [[cunt]]!}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|Pastrami with ham, a glutton I am.}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|Crunchy, munchy, delightful, devine, I just [[love]] eating shit all of the time!}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|I love my [[food]]. All of my food!}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|A plate is [[great]] if it's [[great]]!}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|Soft, but in ye [[fish]].}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|That's the food now for [[Hitler]]! He's out there, lips smacking, in Zagore, hmph!}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|Me heart, it broke, it ''needs'' mustard, ya! Me heart, it ''needs'' yummy, snubby Smurf!}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|[[Shit]] in a basket!}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|Isn't there anymore?}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|MY EARS! MY EARS! MY EARS! MY EARS!}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|Why can't you talk like the rest of us? [[no|Niggar!]]}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|A MANGONEL!?}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|[[Die|Dying]] met! He met! He met!}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|Falf!}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|A bastard I am!}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|I just love weed!}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|<s>Search is on!</s> Search Islam!}}<br />
[[Category:British]]<br />
[[Category:Fat Characters]]<br />
[[Category:Video Game Characters]]<br />
[[Category:Royal Characters]]<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Food Loving King, The}}</div>CrispyDragonshttps://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Muggins&diff=89922Muggins2010-07-27T06:56:47Z<p>CrispyDragons: </p>
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<div>{{character}}<br />
{{VidCaption|df_f1ZYwztU|Wait, they had saxophones and guitars in the middle ages?}}<br />
{{VidCaption|Vk5mgTXcncs|Alas, poor Muggins. I knew him "Tentacle Beard Guy."}}<br />
Muggins is a character from the PC game [[Only the Brave can Rescue the Kidnapped Princess]]. He appears to be quite old, has a very long beard, and wears a blue robe. He is a certified magician, and his magic is more powerful than [[I.M. Meen|I.M. Meen's]]. Even so, he is treated poorly by [[the Food Loving King]]. He appears to be paralyzed from the waist up, because he doesn't use his hands, and anything he would use them for is done by hairs on his beard.<br />
<br />
He likes to tell people to [[Bitch|go to the kitchen]], and often fills the player in on information that may or might not be useful. He also sings...or, "talks" songs about being careful with magic.<br />
<br />
==Trivia==<br />
*Has enough magic to make his mustache move around to Muggins' liking.<br />
*He believes that some fellow named "[[Jesus]]" was the one who kidnapped [[the Princess]].<br />
*He [[Die|died]] when he got ran over by a chariot (seen in the video below).<br />
<br />
==Quotes==<br />
{{poopquote|Muggins|Go to the kitchen...bitch!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Muggins|Ah! Magic! The stuff of life. Nothing wrong with magic...''as long as you're careful''.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Muggins|Add a bur of rabbit's <s>[[Cum|sperm]]</s> fur!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Muggins|Each magician goes to Hell?!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Muggins|Take care of the spells?!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Muggins|I'll do the work, and you take the [[Penis|dick]] [[Gay|in the]] [[ass]].}}<br />
{{poopquote|Muggins|Of course, [[food]] has always been [[The Food Loving King|the king's]] strongest point.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Muggins|I have a war chart!}}<br />
[[Category:Video Game Characters]]<br />
[[Category:Elderly Characters]]</div>CrispyDragonshttps://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Muggins&diff=89921Muggins2010-07-27T06:54:36Z<p>CrispyDragons: </p>
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{{VidCaption|df_f1ZYwztU|Wait, they had saxophones and guitars in the middle ages?}}<br />
{{VidCaption|Vk5mgTXcncs|Alas, poor Muggins. I knew him "Tentacle Beard Guy."}}<br />
Muggins is a character from the PC game [[Only the Brave can Rescue the Kidnapped Princess]]. He appears to be quite old, has a very long beard, and wears a blue robe. He is a certified magician, and his magic is more powerful than [[I.M. Meen|I.M. Meen's]]. Even so, he is treated poorly by [[the Food Loving King]]. He appears to be paralyzed from the waist up, because he doesn't use his hands, and anything he would use them for is done by hairs on his beard.<br />
<br />
He likes to tell people to [[Bitch|go to the kitchen]], and often fills the player in on information that may or might not be useful. He also sings...or, "talks" songs about being careful with magic.<br />
<br />
==Trivia==<br />
*Has enough magic to make his mustache move around to Muggins' liking.<br />
*He believes that some fellow named "[[Jesus]]" was the one who kidnapped [[the Princess]].<br />
*He [[Die|died]] when he got ran over by a chariot (seen in the video below).<br />
<br />
==Quotes==<br />
{{poopquote|Muggins|Go to the kitchen...bitch!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Muggins|Ah! Magic! The stuff of life. Nothing wrong with magic...''as long as you're careful''.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Muggins|Add a bur of rabbit's <s>[[Cum|sperm]]</s> fur!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Muggins|Each magician goes to Hell?!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Muggins|Take care of the spells?!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Muggins|Of course, [[food]] has always been [[The Food Loving King|the king's]] strongest point.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Muggins|I have a war chart!}}<br />
[[Category:Video Game Characters]]</div>CrispyDragonshttps://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=The_Food_Loving_King&diff=89735The Food Loving King2010-07-24T21:08:58Z<p>CrispyDragons: </p>
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<div>{{Char}}<br />
{{CharBox<br />
|name=The Food Loving King (Real name is unknown at the moment.)<br />
|image=FLK_Profile.jpg <br />
|shows=[[Only the Brave Can Rescue the Kidnapped Princess]]<br />
|noaddshows=yes<br />
|sex=Male<br />
|age=??<br />
|nationality=English<br />
|occupation=King over all food who wants his daughter back.<br />
|cast=????????????????<br />
}}<br />
[[Image:Vi07d2.gif|frame|This king can dance the jig!]]<br />
{{VidCaption|rjcfZDNbeEU|I LOVE MY FOOOOOD. ALL OF MY FOOOOOOD.}}<br />
[[Image:Hlx6f.gif|frame|The King hungers(!)... '''''for more!!''''']]<br />
The Food Loving King is the unnamed ruler of an unnamed kingdom from the PC game [[Only the Brave Can Rescue the Kidnapped Princess]]. He spends most of the time singing songs about loving to eat food that have weird guitar solos. For this one song his eyes become unusually large as well. <br />
<br />
He looks to be a relative of either [[Duke Onkled]] or [[King Harkinian]].<br />
<br />
==Things The Food Loving King Has Eaten==<br />
*[[Pizza]]<br />
*Fries<br />
*[[KFC|Chicken in a basket.]]<br />
*[[McDonalds|Hamburgers]]<br />
*Salami<br />
*Barbecue Sauce<br />
*Turkey<br />
*Sweet Corn (The only food here that isn't anachronistic.)<br />
*Ham<br />
*[[Shit]] (Especially if it's in a basket.)<br />
*People (Hinted at in one verse of the song.)<br />
*Colored Ribbons<br />
*[[Pussy]]<br />
*The entire fridge.<br />
<br />
==Trivia==<br />
*Can eat entire things that shouldn't even be finished in one bite as one whole bite with a fork.<br />
*Once chase [[Real Mario]] and [[Real Luigi]] because he was hungry for them. He ended up eating Real Mario only.<br />
*Ironically, he never did eat until he started to do so in the first place.<br />
*Loves hearing songs about diseases for some strange reason.<br />
*Had a grey clouded brain mess-up when it was discovered that [[Jesus]] would kidnap [[the Princess]]. The grey cloud would end up saying "Falf!"<br />
*He can't stand [[Prince John]] because he is obsessed with with tax money instead of food.<br />
*The line [[Bitch|"Go to the kitchen"]] has been attributed to him, but this is incorrect; the line was actually said by [[Muggins]].<br />
*He's had a recent change of heart about his religion of Christianity and thus, he's ordered his minions to search for Islam.<br />
<br />
==Quotes==<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|When the king is in his cunt...Damn, the queen is a [[cunt]]!}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|Pastrami with ham, a glutton I am.}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|Crunchy, munchy, delightful, devine, I just [[love]] eating shit all of the time!}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|I love my [[food]]. All of my food!}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|A plate is [[great]] if it's [[great]]!}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|Soft, but in ye [[fish]].}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|That's the food now for [[Hitler]]! He's out there, lips smacking, in Zagore, hmph!}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|Me heart, it broke, it ''needs'' mustard, ya! Me heart, it ''needs'' yummy, snubby Smurf!}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|[[Shit]] in a basket!}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|Isn't there anymore?}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|MY EARS! MY EARS! MY EARS! MY EARS!}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|Why can't you talk like the rest of us? [[no|Niggar!]]}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|A MANGONEL!?}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|[[Die|Dying]] met! He met! He met!}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|Falf!}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|A bastard I am!}}<br />
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|I just love weed!}}<br />
[[Category:British]]<br />
[[Category:Fat Characters]]<br />
[[Category:Video Game Characters]]<br />
[[Category:Royal Characters]]<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Food Loving King, The}}</div>CrispyDragonshttps://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Fat_Mario&diff=89653Fat Mario2010-07-23T20:09:16Z<p>CrispyDragons: </p>
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<div>{{CharBox<br />
|name=Mario<br />
|image=Boss stage2 intro stage3 011 1 0001.jpg<br />
|shows=Hotel Mario<br />
|noaddshows=yes<br />
|sex=Male<br />
|age= ??<br />
|occupation=Plumber, Fatass<br />
|cast=[[Marc Graue]]<br />
}}{{Char}}<br />
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[[Image:Irradiatedmario.png|thumb|right|150px|Fat Mario, affected by radiation poisoning following an accident on-set.]]<br />
[[Image:Good.jpg|thumb|right|200px| Hotel Mario isn't the only place Fat Mario is known to appear.]]<br />
The form of [[Mario]] seen in [[Hotel Mario]], along with [[Gay Luigi]]. <br />
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==Trivia==<br />
*Fat Mario seems to have the ability to stare just like [[Malleo]].<br />
*Weighs approximately [[1295.31]] X 10^9999999999999999 tons. If you tried to put that problem in an advanced calculator, such as a TI-84 Plus, it'll say that it is an overflow of a problem. So basically, his weight is so massive that it makes even the most advanced calcular explode in an error.<br />
*Fat Mario isn't as fat sometimes, because they got regular [[Mario]] in a few scenes of the game as a stunt-double. This is because the director thought that Fat Mario was regular Mario, and vice versa.<br />
*Portrayed by "Mr. X" in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcNriiII9zo Hotel Mario: The Movie]<br />
*Has an admitted and apparent toaster fetish.<br />
*Eats tubs of Horse fat, Cow fat, Pig fat, and [[The Great Mighty Poo|Feces]] fat.<br />
*Had five heart attacks in one minute.<br />
*Has the ability to absorb fat from other people.<br />
*Is so fat that if you fell on him, it would feel like a pillow, only difference is that you could suffocate in Fat Mario.<br />
*If you sink too far into Fat Mario's fat, the caving-in fat will seal behind you, and you will be absorbed (and converted into more fat).<br />
*Inadvertedly stopped [[Emo Luigi]] from committing [[suicide]] once, after he'd deliberately overdosed on bacon, Fat Mario arrived to suck the fat out of him with a straw.<br />
*Eventually gets eaten by Galactus.<br />
*Fat Mario has no neck.<br />
*The only thing Fat Mario fears is liposuction.<br />
*He has a lesser known form as Dramatic Mario. That's when he says, "Luigi, look!" in a dramatic way.<br />
*His favorite song is "Get Off of My Cloud" by The Rolling Stones.<br />
*Has a lesser known form known as [[Retard Mario]].<br />
*He also wants a motherfucking Chaleto (whatever that is) {cause he's a fat boy & he's m[oving like Beyoncé}!!!<br />
{{vid|O36f1p8QSaw}}<br />
*Got into a fight with [[Edd]] for making fun about his beliefs about toast. They both [[Die]]d in the end.<br />
*Once helped with making the idea for a [[SuperJail!|super jail]]. It was originally designed to hold [[Bowser]] in there for all eternity so that way, he'll never capture [[Princess Peach|the princess]] ever again. Unfortunetly, the warden backstabbed him and the original super jail would never be even thought of ever again.<br />
*He once teamed up with [[Dr. Robotnik]] to try to defeat [[M. Bison]] and [[Captain Falcon]] in the epic argument of the century, despite the fact that he hates [[Dr. Robotnik]] for stealing his spotlight.<br />
*He's also a champion amongst men in eyebrow aerobics. It's unknown who's the champion amongst women in those aerobics, as well as who's the true champion amongst those two.<br />
*He can lift up to 200 pounds using only his highly trained eyebrows.<br />
*He also was once involved in [[Resident Evil 4|Resident Evil]].<br />
*Fat Mario has the power of Ultimate Denial. No matter what you ask or say to him, he instantly denies it with his infamous "NO". The only people who can counter this power are M. Bison, Captain Falcon, and a certain rabbit, all of which have the power of "YES!!!". However, this might not necessairly work, as this might fail with Fat Mario making almost all of them say "NO" on accident (Besides, this certain rabbit can also do "NO"'s and "YES"').<br />
*His favorite movie is The Brave Little Toaster.<br />
*Loves spraying [[Bowser]]'s secret Ghost Cologne on himself, especially if they're near a pill bottle.<br />
*He can get hungry enough to steal the King's dinner without dying.<br />
*He will kill [[Croco|anyone]] who steals his [[Toast]].<br />
*He is also a [[Shaquille O'Neal|basketball champion]], surprisingly enough.<br />
*His body can emit more radiation than plutonium.<br />
*You can travel to different dimensions if you jump into his fat, that means if his radiation doesn't kill you first.<br />
*Fat Mario is eating all of the world's toast supplies as we speak. [[Arnold Schwarzenegger|Put some bread in the toaster if you want to live!]]<br />
*He stars in the awesome music video "Big Beat Mario".<br />
*When he becomes really angry, Fat Mario unleashes his infuriated mental state known as "The Angry Swede", in which he constantly spews insults and swears at whoever annoys him in a Swedish accent. [[I.M. Meen (character)|I.M. Meen]] Also possesses this mental state.<br />
<br />
==Memorable Quotes==<br />
[[Image:MariobrosNO.jpg|thumb|150px|right|NONONO NONO NO]]<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|[[NO]]?}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Gay, Luigi?}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Luigi, look!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Up there!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Look!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Wheeeeerrrreeeeesss the pr[[sex|iiiinceeeesst]]?!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Where'd she go?}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|It's from [[Bowser|Bowzah]]!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Hua-haa! Here's the problem: too many toastahs!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|If you need instr[[uctions]] on how to get through the [[Hotel Mario|hotels]]...}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Check out the [[enclosed instruction book]].}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Where there's smoke...}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|They pinch back.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Get ready to catch her!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Hey [[You|you]], get offa my cloud!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|That wasn't so hard, was it?}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|It's been one of those days.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Uh-oh!" ''swoop BANG boom boom boom ba-boom'' "Oof! Where am I?}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Gee-eh-ee, it's kinda dark.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Get the [[traps|hint]]?}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|[[Spooky|Spoooookyyyyy]].}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|*''Gets kissed by [[Princess Peach]]''* "Huahuahuah.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|'''Maybe''' there's a switch in one of the rooms. '''REMIND''' me tuh '''CHECK'''!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|'[[You know what they say]], all toasters toast toast.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|[[Luigi|My fellow portly companion]], gaze yonder!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|If you identify yourself in necessitation of textual enlightenment, please differ your deliberations to the encased circumscribed literature which may be perused at whatever pace you deem comfortable!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|A-ha! Maybe this'll keep that [[Bowser|Lizard King]] from [[fuck|playin' wit' the doors!]]}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|That should resolve any potential structural anomalies, and/or faults within the buildings foundation.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Perhaps if I strike a series of flamboyant Village People-esque dance poses the princess will float gently back to the ground completely unharmed.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Proceed with extreme caution, for when you compress a calumniators capital, they have a tendency to respond with immediate legal recourse.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Gaze to the Heavens!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Well, I'm sodding enervated regardless, and my doctor always told me after a good wank and orgasm spasm, it's vitally important to take a short nappy poo followed by a cup of tea and some warm biscuits!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|If you need instructions on how to go to hell, check out my [[ass]]!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Holy [[fuck]], I'm going to [[cum]]!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|[[SHIT]]!" (After accidentally shooting [[Princess Peach]])}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|This is it [[Croco]]!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|[[Gay Luigi|Luigi]], loook!!... It's from [[CD-i|Philips]]! Dear plumbers, I have taken over the prod[[uctions|uction]] value(s).. LOL!! Uh-Oh! [[Shit|SHIIITT!!!!!!!!!!!!]]}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|No you [[fuck|fuckin']] [[gay]] piece of [[shit]] [[cock]] sucker!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|[[Gay Luigi|Luigi]]! [[You]] dumb [[fuck]]! Catch her!}}<br />
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{{DEFAULTSORT:Fat Mario}}<br />
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<div>{{CharBox<br />
|name=Mario<br />
|image=Boss stage2 intro stage3 011 1 0001.jpg<br />
|shows=Hotel Mario<br />
|noaddshows=yes<br />
|sex=Male<br />
|age= ??<br />
|occupation=Plumber, Fatass<br />
|cast=[[Marc Graue]]<br />
}}{{Char}}<br />
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[[Image:Irradiatedmario.png|thumb|right|150px|Fat Mario, affected by radiation poisoning following an accident on-set.]]<br />
[[Image:Good.jpg|thumb|right|200px| Hotel Mario isn't the only place Fat Mario is known to appear.]]<br />
The form of [[Mario]] seen in [[Hotel Mario]], along with [[Gay Luigi]]. <br />
<br />
==Trivia==<br />
*Fat Mario seems to have the ability to stare just like [[Malleo]].<br />
*Weighs approximately [[1295.31]] X 10^9999999999999999 tons. If you tried to put that problem in an advanced calculator, such as a TI-84 Plus, it'll say that it is an overflow of a problem. So basically, his weight is so massive that it makes even the most advanced calcular explode in an error.<br />
*Fat Mario isn't as fat sometimes, because they got regular [[Mario]] in a few scenes of the game as a stunt-double. This is because the director thought that Fat Mario was regular Mario, and vice versa.<br />
*Portrayed by "Mr. X" in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcNriiII9zo Hotel Mario: The Movie]<br />
*Has an admitted and apparent toaster fetish.<br />
*Eats tubs of Horse fat, Cow fat, Pig fat, and [[The Great Mighty Poo|Feces]] fat.<br />
*Had five heart attacks in one minute.<br />
*Has the ability to absorb fat from other people.<br />
*Is so fat that if you fell on him, it would feel like a pillow, only difference is that you could suffocate in Fat Mario.<br />
*If you sink too far into Fat Mario's fat, the caving-in fat will seal behind you, and you will be absorbed (and converted into more fat).<br />
*Inadvertedly stopped [[Emo Luigi]] from committing [[suicide]] once, after he'd deliberately overdosed on bacon, Fat Mario arrived to suck the fat out of him with a straw.<br />
*Eventually gets eaten by Galactus.<br />
*Fat Mario has no neck.<br />
*The only thing Fat Mario fears is liposuction.<br />
*He has a lesser known form as Dramatic Mario. That's when he says, "Luigi, look!" in a dramatic way.<br />
*His favorite song is "Get Off of My Cloud" by The Rolling Stones.<br />
*Has a lesser known form known as [[Retard Mario]].<br />
*He also wants a motherfucking Chaleto (whatever that is) {cause he's a fat boy & he's m[oving like Beyoncé}!!!<br />
{{vid|O36f1p8QSaw}}<br />
*Got into a fight with [[Edd]] for making fun about his beliefs about toast. They both [[Die]]d in the end.<br />
*Once helped with making the idea for a [[SuperJail!|super jail]]. It was originally designed to hold [[Bowser]] in there for all eternity so that way, he'll never capture [[Princess Peach|the princess]] ever again. Unfortunetly, the warden backstabbed him and the original super jail would never be even thought of ever again.<br />
*He once teamed up with [[Dr. Robotnik]] to try to defeat [[M. Bison]] and [[Captain Falcon]] in the epic argument of the century, despite the fact that he hates [[Dr. Robotnik]] for stealing his spotlight.<br />
*He's also a champion amongst men in eyebrow aerobics. It's unknown who's the champion amongst women in those aerobics, as well as who's the true champion amongst those two.<br />
*He can lift up to 200 pounds using only his highly trained eyebrows.<br />
*He also was once involved in [[Resident Evil 4|Resident Evil]].<br />
*Fat Mario has the power of Ultimate Denial. No matter what you ask or say to him, he instantly denies it with his infamous "NO". The only people who can counter this power are M. Bison, Captain Falcon, and a certain rabbit, all of which have the power of "YES!!!". However, this might not necessairly work, as this might fail with Fat Mario making almost all of them say "NO" on accident (Besides, this certain rabbit can also do "NO"'s and "YES"').<br />
*His favorite movie is The Brave Little Toaster.<br />
*Loves spraying [[Bowser]]'s secret Ghost Cologne on himself, especially if they're near a pill bottle.<br />
*He can get hungry enough to steal the King's dinner without dying.<br />
*He will kill [[Croco|anyone]] who steals his [[Toast]].<br />
*He is also a [[Shaquille O'Neal|basketball champion]], surprisingly enough.<br />
*His body can emit more radiation than plutonium.<br />
*You can travel to different dimensions if you jump into his fat, that means if his radiation doesn't kill you first.<br />
*Fat Mario is eating all of the world's toast supplies as we speak. [[Arnold Schwarzenegger|Put some bread in the toaster if you want to live!]]<br />
*He stars in the awesome music video "Big Beat Mario".<br />
*When he becomes really angry, Fat Mario unleashes his infuriated mental state known as "The Angry Swede", in which he constantly spews insults and swears at whoever annoys him in a Swedish accent. [[I.M. Meen (character)|I.M. Meen]] Also possesses this mental state.<br />
<br />
==Memorable Quotes==<br />
[[Image:MariobrosNO.jpg|thumb|150px|right|NONONO NONO NO]]<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|[[NO]]?}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Gay, Luigi?}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Luigi, look!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Up there!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Look!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Wheeeeerrrreeeeesss the pr[[sex|iiiinceeeesst]]?!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Where'd she go?}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|It's from [[Bowser|Bowzah]]!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Hua-haa! Here's the problem: too many toastahs!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|If you need instr[[uctions]] on how to get through the [[Hotel Mario|hotels]]...}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Check out the [[enclosed instruction book]].}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Where there's smoke...}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|They pinch back.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Get ready to catch her!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Hey [[You|you]], get offa my cloud!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|That wasn't so hard, was it?}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|It's been one of those days.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Uh-oh!" ''swoop BANG boom boom boom ba-boom'' "Oof! Where am I?}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Gee-eh-ee, it's kinda dark.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Get the [[traps|hint]]?}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|[[Spooky|Spoooookyyyyy]].}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|*''Gets kissed by [[Princess Peach]]''* "Huahuahuah.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|'''Maybe''' there's a switch in one of the rooms. '''REMIND''' me tuh '''CHECK'''!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|'[[You know what they say]], all toasters toast toast.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|[[Luigi|My fellow portly companion]], gaze yonder!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|If you identify yourself in necessitation of textual enlightenment, please differ your deliberations to the encased circumscribed literature which may be perused at whatever pace you deem comfortable!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|A-ha! Maybe this'll keep that [[Bowser|Lizard King]] from [[fuck|playin' wit' the doors!]]}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|That should resolve any potential structural anomalies, and/or faults within the buildings foundation.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Perhaps if I strike a series of flamboyant Village People-esque dance poses the princess will float gently back to the ground completely unharmed.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Proceed with extreme caution, for when you compress a calumniators capital, they have a tendency to respond with immediate legal recourse.}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Gaze to the Heavens!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Well, I'm sodding enervated regardless, and my doctor always told me after a good wank and orgasm spasm, it's vitally important to take a short nappy poo followed by a cup of tea and some warm biscuits!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|If you need instructions on how to go to hell, check out my [[ass]]!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Holy [[fuck]], I'm going to [[cum]]!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|[[SHIT]]!" (After accidentally shooting [[Princess Peach]])}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|This is it [[Croco]]!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Where there's smoke, there's bombs, where there's bombs, there's WHAT THE FU-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|[[Gay Luigi|Luigi]], loook!!... It's from [[CD-i|Philips]]! Dear plumbers, I have taken over the prod[[uctions|uction]] value(s).. LOL!! Uh-Oh! [[Shit|SHIIITT!!!!!!!!!!!!]]}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|No you [[fuck|fuckin']] [[gay]] piece of [[shit]] [[cock]] sucker!}}<br />
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|[[Gay Luigi|Luigi]]! [[You]] dumb [[fuck]]! Catch her!}}<br />
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{{DEFAULTSORT:Fat Mario}}<br />
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[[Image:ShiftyFatKing.jpg|frame|Quite a long title for a video game, eh?]]<br />
==Description==<br />
'''Only the Brave Can Rescue the Kidnapped Princess''' was a 90's point and click video game for [[Windows]] 95 that is VERY rare, and is worth [[Lotsa Spaghetti|A LOT]] of money, having very few copies. It involves you with your little bird friend (''That can talk,'' how creepy as shit is that?) finding clues throughout a castle, [[Bitch|going to the kitchen]], learning about [[The Food Loving King|the (fat) king's]] [[food|strongest point]], finding a castle (because ''THIS IS HIS DAGGER!''), and discovering who kidnapped the fat king's "beautiful daughter". Overall, a very creepy video game with very strange animations, but it's not [[faces of evil|the worst game ever.]] <br />
<br />
===Media Information===<br />
This video game had very few copies, and not many people know who owns the publishing rights to this game. [[No]] one would want to claim this game anyways. Just ''look at it.''<br />
[[Image:Queen.JPG|thumb|left|The queen is not amused.]]<br />
==Characters==<br />
*[[The Food Loving King|The Fat King]]<br />
*[[Africans|Jonathon]]<br />
*The Queen<br />
*[[Muggins]]<br />
*Lucky<br />
*[[Penis|Longsword]]<br />
*The Hippie Donkey<br />
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==Usage==<br />
===First Used in a Poop by===<br />
*lnsector<br />
===Sometimes Used by===<br />
*[[evilskittlemonster]]<br />
===Disliked by===<br />
*People who don't like [[uctions|new sources]]<br />
<br />
==Further information==<br />
The music is sometimes louder than the audio, so sometimes it is really difficult to sentence mix this source.<br />
===Main Source for Poopers===<br />
Demanga uploaded all the cutscenes together on youchew, but you can find them [http://www.youtube.com/user/18009517713 HERE]</div>CrispyDragonshttps://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Only_the_Brave_Can_Rescue_the_Kidnapped_Princess&diff=89607Only the Brave Can Rescue the Kidnapped Princess2010-07-23T05:14:21Z<p>CrispyDragons: </p>
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<div>{{media}}<br />
[[Image:ShiftyFatKing.jpg|frame|Quite a long title for a video game, eh?]]<br />
==Description==<br />
'''Only the Brave Can Rescue the Kidnapped Princess''' was a 90's point and click video game for [[Windows]] 95 that is VERY rare, and is worth [[Lotsa Spaghetti|A LOT]] of money, having very few copies. It involves you with your little bird friend (''That can talk,'' how creepy as shit is that?) finding clues throughout a castle, [[Bitch|going to the kitchen]], learning about [[The Food Loving King|the (fat) king's]] [[food|strongest point]], finding a castle (because ''THIS IS HIS DAGGER!''), and discovering who kidnapped the fat king's "beautiful daughter". Overall, a very creepy video game with very strange animations, but it's not [[faces of evil|the worst game ever.]] <br />
<br />
===Media Information===<br />
This video game had very few copies, and not many people know who owns the publishing rights to this game. [[No]] one would want to claim this game anyways. Just ''look at it.''<br />
[[Image:Queen.JPG|thumb|left|The queen is not amused.]]<br />
==Characters==<br />
*[[The Food Loving King|The Fat King]]<br />
*[[Africans|Jonathon]]<br />
*The Queen<br />
*[[Muggins]]<br />
*Lucky<br />
*Longsword<br />
*The Hippie Donkey<br />
<br />
==Usage==<br />
===First Used in a Poop by===<br />
*lnsector<br />
===Sometimes Used by===<br />
*[[evilskittlemonster]]<br />
===Disliked by===<br />
*People who don't like [[uctions|new sources]]<br />
<br />
==Further information==<br />
The music is sometimes louder than the audio, so sometimes it is really difficult to sentence mix this source.<br />
===Main Source for Poopers===<br />
Demanga uploaded all the cutscenes together on youchew, but you can find them [http://www.youtube.com/user/18009517713 HERE]</div>CrispyDragons