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George The Volcano

2008-02-24T02:34:43Z

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[[Image:Georgefire.JPG|thumb|George while he suffers his burns.]]
[[Image:Georgesummoningtheappocalypse.jpg|thumb|George raising hell. Literally.]]

'''George''' Volcano is a massive puppet volcano that lives in Europe. He has suffered fifth-degree burns from a run-in with [[Link]] and does not wish to be disturbed. Apart from this, he is infact a gigantic, naturally evolved Volvic Vending Machine who has gone slightly insane over the millenia from having to serve people like [[Tyrannosaurus Alan]] his volcano rock juices. He is also a massive (literally) pervert and likes grabbing various things by the conkers. Is thought to be the horrific lovechild of [[Thrakkorzog]] and an unknown partner.
Holds a grudge on [[Sora]] for accidentaly taking away his birds, and will get revenge by making a new mineral water maded of his blood and cum.

Cultural Heritage: Prehistoric Britain

==Personality==

He is extremely loud and obnoxious, known to bug travellers (usually [[Tyrannosaurus Alan]]) on a daily basis about various forms of Volvic. George has an unnatural obsession with his birds, often leading him to yell out "MY BIRDS!". Although George is often cool and collected, he is known to erupt from time to time. While he normally fills his water with Volcanicity (filtered through his handsome volcano rocks), he is occasionally known to put other things in his water such as twists, breakfast, cum, turds and bombs. Travellers must be wary to carefully inspect anything given by George before drinking it (despite the fact he will insist, sometimes to the point of [[violence]], that you TRY SOME right away).

Some fun facts about George:

*His volcano rocks are incredibly handsome.
*Life apparently grabs him by the conkers
*He is known to often say things he isn't supposed to.
*He is the third-loudest being in all of the universe, beaten only by [[Haruhi]] and [[Tidyup]]. The [[Oxy Clean Guy]] comes in behind him as a close fourth.
*When provoked, he is capable of summoning the apocalypse.
*Gorge is considered a suave ladies man among the bird population.
*Being completley immobile, George secretley wishes Tyrannosaurus Alan would just fuck off and stop bothering him.
*He is a pervert.
*One time he was making Cilit Bang for breakfast.
*He is the Volcanicity God and will not let anyone have the Chaos Emerald of Life unless they make a sacrifice to him first.
*Location: Lake District, UK.

==Quotes==
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*"Hello, Tyrannosaurus Alan! I'm filling my water with Volcanicityyyyy!"
*"Rain filters down through my handsome volcano rocks to create a wild mineral WATERRRRR that grabs life by the CONKERS and hydrates you till you shout 'CUM on, world! I'll have you for BREAKFAAAAAST!' Try some!"
*"And making it tasty for the ladies!"
*"My birds DO like a twist with their water!"
*"MY BIRRRDS!! They like a fruit flavor when they're hydrating! Look! BIIIIIRDS!! Tasty Volvic!"
*"I'M THE DADDY NOW!!"
*"Busy day, Alan?!"
*"How DO you DO it, Alan?! Do you perhaps drink new hydrating Volvic REVIIIIIVE?! It's got ginseng and guarana, and will help keep you ALEEERT!"
*"WELL DONE TO REVIVE!!"
*"APPEASE ME WITH GIFTS AND SACRIFICES!" (a rare quote, only heard once)
*"DON'T FORGET TO LAUGH AT TYRANNOSAURUS ALAN'S TINY ARMS!" (another rare quote)

==Links==
http://www.volvic.co.uk/ -George's Secret Hideout

http://volcanogeorge.spaces.live.com/ -George's Blog

Roy Koopa

2008-01-08T02:23:16Z

Cat's Tuxedo: Creating page

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'''"Bully" Koopa''' is one of [[King Koopa]]'s sons

==Personality==
You know it's Bully if he's...
*Spinning [[Egg Luigi]].
*Telling [[Big Mouth]] to SHADDUP!!
*Humping Mario in a football field.
*Flipping the bird.
*Playing by Australian rules.
*Putting pesky plumbers six feet down undah with his raping powers.
*Leaving footprints on cave guys' faces.
*Whining to King Dad.

==Dislikes==
*Big Mouth Koopa
*Cave Peoples
*Santa Claus

==Quotes==
*"Sorry, dino-dud. Luigi got changed into an egg. I SAW IT!!"
*"Awww, SHADDUP!! We'll never get started!!"
*"I'm gonna put you down undah! Six feet down undah!"
*"I'll leave footprints, all right! On their faces!! CHAAARGE!!"
*"I want one, King Dad!"

[[Category:Super Mario World]]
[[Category:YouTube Poop Characters]]

Dr. Rabbit

2007-12-13T00:04:29Z

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[[Image:DrRabbit.jpg|thumb|Left|Brush in the morning!]]
'''Doctor Rabbit''' is a pedophilic rabbit dentist (or rabbit rabbit, but the fact still needs to be clarified) who travels the world in his hot air balloon and/or rocket to different locations, where he teaches children about proper ass-brushing techniques and regular dentist-shagging. He claims to be the world's only rabbit dentist and [[Plaque Monsters|plaque monster]]. He also likes to put his [[cum]] into the mouths of his child followers. Doctor Rabbit has traveled to many places, but he is commonly found in Africa, where he joins the locals in song and dance.

==History==
Doctor Rabbit first appeared in the [[nickshorts]] Poop "Dr Rabbit's Early Brushing Obsession", in which he shared his dirty toothbrush with a retarded hippo, and then proceeded to sing an annoying song about brushing in the morning, denying the poor children and animals a break as "THEY ARE NOT DONE"! He continued to sing the song until he exploded to death.

Doctor Rabbit came back to life as a zombie, and said that only flouride can protect the childrens' asses from the evil Doctor Rabbit (though not like how a sarcophagus protects a mummy), but also advised them that shagging their dentist regularly can also save the hard-to-reach places between their asses. Doctor Rabbit then proceeded to bomb the hell out of some Peruvian soccer player, killing himself in the process.

Doctor Rabbit once again came back to life (under the psuedonym of Doctor Ass) to floss some Australian lady's ass, but not before showing some black kid a stupid video and reaching into his bag again. He then went somewhere on Chocobo-back and watched as a bunch of plaque monsters have a vaudeville-style orgy. In a bout of mental illness, Doctor Rabbit raped the Australian lady and had a seizure induced by retarded hippo breath, demanding children once again to shag their dentist regularly. He then raped [[Carmen]] on her bike and taught Tandi to fuck. After his bout of insanity, Doctor Rabbit redeemed himself by becoming a Protector of the Universe alongside the children he once fucked to defeat Alfred the Plaque Monster. Having done some good in the world, Doctor Rabbit went to Africa to tell the retarded hippo that he should never protect his ass from the evil Doctor Rabbit. He then proceeded to shag children all around the world at least twice a day, cumming into all their mouths. After eloping with the retarded hippo, Doctor Rabbit performs his all-mighty Nuclear Wink, destroying all of Africa.

Doctor Rabbit reincarnated himself in Spain as a Plaque Monster, traumatizing Carmen. After once again cumming into the retarded hippo's mouth, Doctor Rabbit lead a mass cumming and smoking orgy in Africa, after which he exploded the place with his annoying voice, proclaiming himself as the world's only asshole. Fleeing from the devastated Africa on hot air balloon, Doctor Rabbit went undercover as Doctor Spaghetti, the world's only instruction book. As Doctor Spaghetti, he would embark on "Doctor Spaghetti's Bright Smiles World Computer Room", in which he would teach children all around the world how to properly find the computer room. However, upon reaching Spain, his hot air balloon exploded. Having failed his mission, Doctor Rabbit decided to cum on some black kid's permanent molars. Doctor Rabbit then embarked on "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Cum World Tour" as the world's only rabbit prostitute, teaching children all around the world how to properly fuck the enclosed instruction book and die singing. He began this tour in Spain by fucking Carmen. It is unknown how the rest of this tour went out. Doctor Rabbit returned to the public eye proclaiming himself the world's only rabbit ass. He celebrated by teaching everyone about ass in his "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Ass World Tour".

From 1996 to 1998, Doctor Rabbit ran a ''Dentist Office'' in the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]] where he allegedly raped children with toothbrushes, among other things. Doctor Rabbit was later found innocent in court and afterward left the country. Doctor Rabbit is still currently serving a 10-year probation. It is to be noted he has a strong dislike for African-American people.

Recently, Doctor Rabbit has been spotted in Tooth Kingdom with his new female assistant, Doctor Brushwell, who's actually a guy. Video footage on both facts is very rare.

It is noted that Doctor Rabbit has only been Pooped 50 or so times before contracting AIDS, while [[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|some other sources]] have been ass-fucked with a pipe a million times over and are STILL clean. [[Keyburrito]] suspects that this could mean that Doctor Rabbit is stronger than [[Mama Luigi]], and [[Retard|he]] is currently leading an investigation into the matter.

It has been confirmed that Doctor Rabbit can become more powerful than even [[God Luigi]]. Recently, he killed [[Carmen]] by turning into [[God Rabbit]].
[[Image:God_dr.tif‎|thumb|right|150px|God Rabbit]]

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===Tours===
Dctor Rabbit's first official tour, "Doctor Spaghetti's Bright Smiles World Computer Room", was during his time as Doctor Spaghetti. The purpose of this tour was to teach children all around the world how to properly find the computer room. The tour ended in disaster when his hot air balloon exploded in Spain. His following tour, "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Cum World Tour", taught children all around the world how to properly fuck the enclosed instruction book and die singing. He began this tour in Spain by fucking Carmen. The rest of the tour was run in private. His third tour, "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Ass World Tour", served to teach the locals of different countries about ass.

===Legal issues===
Carmen of Spain has claimed that she was molested by Doctor Rabbit when he stormed through her town. Doctor Rabbit denies all claims and a court date is in the process of being set. Doctor Rabbit is also being charged for eating Carmen's parents. He is also being sued for over $9,000 by [[MetalAcid5|some random metalhead]] for breaking his video camera.

He was also a drug dealer in the early 80's and may still have thousands of grams of cocaine hidden somewhere. Police are currently looking into this investigation.

His criminal past shows evidence of beastiality with animals in Africa, this is yet to be investagated.

===Presidential run===
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On December 2007, Doctor Rabbit announced his intentions to run against [[Robotnik]]. He may not get as many votes due to him being more evil than Robotnik.

===Death===
Doctor Rabbit exploded on May 1, 2007 due to singing a stupid song about brushing in the morning. He exploded again the next day when he rammed his rocketship into some Peruvian kid. He once again exploded when he performed his Nuclear Wink attack in Africa.

==Quotes==
*"Hello there! I am Doctor Rabbit, the world's only rabbit dentist. I am about to embark on a most thrilling adventure: Doctor Rabbit's Bright Smiles World Tour! I am going to teach children all around the world how to properly take care of their teeth and have bright, healthy smiles. Cum along if you'd like! It's sure to be the adventure of a tooth tiiime!"
*"Hola, Carmen! Good to see you again, my friend!"
*"I see you're enjoying those chips, but you are not doing your teeth any favors."
*"You need to limit the times you eat sugars and starches each day."
*"Starches are foods like mmmmm... crackers and potato chips. They stick to your teeth and make PLAQUE MONSTERS grow."
*"Plaque monsters are the bad guys in your mouth that can cause cavities when they meet up with sugars and starches. They release ASSid that can help weaken your teeth and cause tooth decay. And you get this plaque attack every time you eat! Now, let's have a look!"
*"Not if you limit sugars and starches and take proper care of your teeth. Why don't you cum along with me on my Bright Smiles World Tour and learn more?"
*"Next stop: AFRICAAAAA!!!"
*"Suck-a-pony, Tandi! This is my friend Carmen. We're on a Bright Smiles World Tour!"
*"THAT'S WHY I'M HEAR! One of the most important you can do to keep yourself a very bright smile is to brush your teeth thoroughly with flouride toothpaste at least twice a day, especially after eating breakfast and before bedtime. Now, get your toothbrushes ready, everyone!"
*"Oh oh oh, NO NO NO NO! No. This brush won't do! You have to replace your toothbrush whenever the bristles get SHAGgy and worn, or it may hurt your gums!"
*"OH NO!!! You should never share your toothbrush! It's yours and yours alone! Here's a new one for you."
*"BRUSH IN THE MORNING!"
*"BUT STILL YOU'RE NOT DONE!"
*"DADADADADADADADADA"
*"Australia, here we CUUUM!!!"

Dr. Rabbit

2007-12-11T02:05:33Z

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[[Image:DrRabbit.jpg|thumb|Left|Brush in the morning!]]
'''Doctor Rabbit''' is a pedophilic rabbit dentist (or rabbit rabbit, but the fact still needs to be clarified) who travels the world in his hot air balloon and/or rocket to different locations, where he teaches children about proper ass-brushing techniques and regular dentist-shagging. He claims to be the world's only rabbit dentist and [[Plaque Monsters|plaque monster]]. He also likes to put his [[cum]] into the mouths of his child followers. Doctor Rabbit has traveled to many places, but he is commonly found in Africa, where he joins the locals in song and dance.

==History==
Doctor Rabbit first appeared in the [[nickshorts]] Poop "Dr Rabbit's Early Brushing Obsession", in which he shared his dirty toothbrush with a retarded hippo, and then proceeded to sing an annoying song about brushing in the morning, denying the poor children and animals a break as "THEY ARE NOT DONE"! He continued to sing the song until he exploded to death.

Doctor Rabbit came back to life as a zombie, and said that only flouride can protect the childrens' asses from the evil Doctor Rabbit (though not like how a sarcophagus protects a mummy), but also advised them that shagging their dentist regularly can also save the hard-to-reach places between their asses. Doctor Rabbit then proceeded to bomb the hell out of some Peruvian soccer player, killing himself in the process.

Doctor Rabbit once again came back to life (under the psuedonym of Doctor Ass) to floss some Australian lady's ass, but not before showing some black kid a stuid video and reaching into his bag again. He then went somewhere on Chocobo-back and watched as a bunch of plaque monsters have a vaudeville-style orgy. In a bout of mental illness, Doctor Rabbit raped the Australian lady and had a seizure induced by retarded hippo breath, demanding children once again to shag their dentist regularly. He then raped Carmen on her bike and taught Tandi to fuck.

From 1996 to 1998, Doctor Rabbit ran a ''Dentist Office'' in the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]] where he allegedly raped children with toothbrushes, among other things. Doctor Rabbit was later found innocent in court and afterward left the country. Doctor Rabbit is still currently serving a 10-year probation. It is to be noted he has a strong dislike for African-American people.

Recently, Doctor Rabbit has been spotted in Tooth Kingdom with his new female assistant, Doctor Brushwell, who's actually a guy. Video footage on both facts is very rare.

It is noted that Doctor Rabbit has only been Pooped 50 or so times before contracting AIDS, while [[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|some other sources]] have been ass-fucked with a pipe a million times over and are STILL clean. [[Keyburrito]] suspects that this could mean that Doctor Rabbit is stronger than [[Mama Luigi]], and [[Retard|he]] is currently leading an investigation into the matter.

It has been confirmed that Doctor Rabbit can become more powerful than even [[God Luigi]]. Recently, he killed [[Carmen]] by turning into [[God Rabbit]].
[[Image:God_dr.tif‎|thumb|right|150px|God Rabbit]]

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===Upcoming tour===
Doctor Rabbit's upcoming Warped Tour is said to be teaching children about the joys of intercourse. He will be teaching the class alongside [[Mama Luigi]] and [[Ms. Filkins]]. He is also said to be touring with M.C.R.

===Legal issues===
[[Carmen]] of Spain has claimed that she was molested by Doctor Rabbit when he stormed through her town. Doctor Rabbit denies all claims and a court date is in the process of being set. Doctor Rabbit is also being charged for eating Carmen's parents. He is also being sued for over $9,000 by [[MetalAcid5|some random metalhead]] for breaking his video camera.

He was also a drug dealer in the early 80's and may still have thousands of grams of cocaine hidden somewhere. Police are currently looking into this investigation.

His criminal past shows evidence of beastiality with animals in Africa, this is yet to be investagated.

===Presidential run===
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On December 2007, Doctor Rabbit announced his intentions to run against [[Robotnik]]. He may not get as many votes due to him being more evil than Robotnik.

===Death===
Doctor Rabbit exploded on May 1, 2007 due to singing a stupid song about brushing in the morning. He exploded again the next day when he rammed his rocketship into some Peruvian kid.

==Quotes==
*"Hello there! I am Doctor Rabbit, the world's only rabbit dentist. I am about to embark on a most thrilling adventure: Doctor Rabbit's Bright Smiles World Tour! I am going to teach children all around the world how to properly take care of their teeth and have bright, healthy smiles. Cum along if you'd like! It's sure to be the adventure of a tooth tiiime!"
*"Hola, Carmen! Good to see you again, my friend!"
*"I see you're enjoying those chips, but you are not doing your teeth any favors."
*"You need to limit the times you eat sugars and starches each day."
*"Starches are foods like mmmmm... crackers and potato chips. They stick to your teeth and make PLAQUE MONSTERS grow."
*"Plaque monsters are the bad guys in your mouth that can cause cavities when they meet up with sugars and starches. They release ASSid that can help weaken your teeth and cause tooth decay. And you get this plaque attack every time you eat! Now, let's have a look!"
*"Not if you limit sugars and starches and take proper care of your teeth. Why don't you cum along with me on my Bright Smiles World Tour and learn more?"
*"Next stop: AFRICAAAAA!!!"
*"Suck-a-pony, Tandi! This is my friend Carmen. We're on a Bright Smiles World Tour!"
*"THAT'S WHY I'M HEAR! One of the most important you can do to keep yourself a very bright smile is to brush your teeth thoroughly with flouride toothpaste at least twice a day, especially after eating breakfast and before bedtime. Now, get your toothbrushes ready, everyone!"
*"Oh oh oh, NO NO NO NO! No. This brush won't do! You have to replace your toothbrush whenever the bristles get SHAGgy and worn, or it may hurt your gums!"
*"OH NO!!! You should never share your toothbrush! It's yours and yours alone! Here's a new one for you."
*"BRUSH IN THE MORNING!"
*"BUT STILL YOU'RE NOT DONE!"
*"DADADADADADADADADA"
*"Australia, here we CUUUM!!!"

Dr. Rabbit

2007-12-11T01:05:10Z

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AIDS

2007-12-11T00:23:32Z

Cat's Tuxedo: Clean-up

This article refers to Poop AIDS and should not be confused with actual HIV AIDS (a disease caused by [[ScraBotnik|having sex]]).
[[Image:child.jpg|thumb|400px|Feral Children (Born with AIDS) have learned a few stock phrases that they use in order to survive. LOL! "HOW DO I VOLVIC ADVERTS?" ''(click for bigger)'']]

==In brief==
A diagnosis of AIDS generally means a complete failure of everything a video tries to achieve. Even if the video attempts to achieve nothing at all ([[nihilism]]), it fails at that! It is a result of a complete failure of the immunity the trash aesthetics offers and is very difficult to shake off but not impossible to cure.

Early strains of AIDS were believed to be sexually transmitted (i.e. by posting video responses), but it has since come to light that AIDS is a Pooper disease and not a Poop disease - once a Pooper gets AIDS, all of his/her videos are infected!

==Common strains==
The number of mutant strains of AIDS, each of which has its own set of symptoms and recommend remedy - however, each of these can been fatal and can result in public humiliation, shame and resignation. Many AIDS victims have even deleted their own YouTube account to help prevent the spread of AIDS.

===Mama Luigi AIDS===
Created by [[Retrojape]], [[Mama Luigi]] fetish was one of the founding principals of YouTube Poop, based on the idea that by obsessively reusing the same episode of ''[[Super Mario World]]'', new and bizarre meanings of it would be made, not unlike cracking a code; although it has been disputed whether this was his ultimate intention, it is far more likely that the outcome would be unknown.

With Mama Luigi becoming a trend by late 2006, it is recognized that it then became tired and in danger of becoming a fad as the January 2007 boom of Poop popularity took hold. Even then, though, by the time [[mrSimon]] made "MAMA LUIGI, RAPED, INVERTED AND REVERSED" in February, one of his first poops (''see right''), there was a groundswell movement against the use of Mama Luigi clips in Poops, resulting in its use diminishing significantly.

Quite simply, by Spring 2007, no one remembered the point of using specifically Mama Luigi clips and it dismissed. It was at this point that Mama Luigi, the character, was born, and let it be said it was '''Born with AIDS'''.

For the new strain of Poopers using it, it was wrongly assumed that the 'joke' was in the feminization of Luigi in the same way as [[Gay Luigi]] was becoming a household name. This new reinvention of Mama Luigi was instead to principally sample actual utterances of people saying the phrase 'Mama Luigi' - audio samples of them would find themselves in other videos.

The notion that the episode of ''Super Mario World'' had hidden meaning that could only be found by remixing it was completely rejected by third-generation Poopers, many of which were in the habit of ripping sampling actual Poops rather than primary sources. Poopers would liberally use Mama Luigi quotes having not even seen the episode it referred to.

Youtube Poop had created its own messiah, whose name meant more than his message, and whose followers, in blind pursuit of lulz, were completely failing to use in a even marginally interesting way.

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Some argue that Mama Luigi AIDS was cured by [[DoctorPoopnik]] ("THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU OVERUSE POOP" - pictured right) and that it died out or was superseded by CD-i AIDS but many of the earlier generation of poopers still shudder at the damage caused by Mama Luigi.

Very few are immune to Mama Luigi AIDS in the modern world of Poop and that, rather than being stamped out, most Poopers instead managed to build up an immunity to it and can filter out the sound of it from Poops. This makes it near impossible to achieve a '''WIN''' from Mama Luigi, but does not result in the same hatred and fear of infection that it did some months before.

===CD-i AIDS===
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In the same way as later cases of Mama Luigi AIDS cases are not treated with any seriousness, so too is CD-i AIDS, ignored as it can be assumed that most 3rd+ generation are born with it. This flawed assertion assumes that the first few videos a Pooper makes will have AIDS as Poop is something learned rather than something made intuitively, the danger here being that CD-i AIDS is now more well known than YouTube Poop itself and results in the death of a noob with potential.

To understand CD-i AIDS, it's important to understand the original purpose of CD-i in YouTube Poop, how and why it works, and how a WIN can be achieved.

Firstly, there is trash aesthetics: that which is bad, laughably awful and crappy. Good examples include daytime TV, old adverts, MicroSoft Paint, clip art, or art made by non artists and children. All of these things are trash because at a certain point in time were were considered good by some people (even if a minority). Kids really did love Ronald McDonald and Michael Jackson, and Nintendo SNES was a cutting edge piece of technology that meant you didn't have to pay a fortune in an arcade.

[[Image:Boss stage2 intro stage3 011 1 0001.jpg|thumb|"Who is this guy? He should be raped until we know the truth!"]]
So when Philips was allowed to use Nintendo brands such as Mario and Link for its own games, it should have meant a great new game on cutting edge technology. Instead, the thing stank of cheap rip-off that bore very little resemblance to either the Nintendo games or the ''Mario'' cartoon series. In short, whoever the guy who portrayed Mario in ''[[Hotel Mario]]'' was, he sure as hell wasn't Mario. '''Philips had raped Mario''' and in the interests of justice is was important to share with the world the full extent, in as greater detail as possible how wrong he is and how much we love the real Mario by destroying any imposters.

In just the same way as Mama Luigi was being re-coded and deciphered by a dedicated team of Poopers, so too was ''Hotel Mario'' and the two ''Zelda'' games. And although the motivations differed, the results were the same. New meaning was being created by the subversion of that which was believed to be suspicious and wrong.

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Sadly, some of these new videos were extremely funny, like '''What is Spaghetti''' by [[JeffLindblom]] (pictured right) and resulted in many 3rd generation poops merely copying it and other winning poops in the blind pursuit of lulz.

===Windows Movie Maker AIDS?===
[[Image:mspainfaids.jpg|thumb|MicroSoft Paint is common amongst WMM AIDS]]
[[Wizkid837]] has done some research, and found out that all forms of AIDS may be linked to Windows Movie Maker (WMM). This has yet to be proven, as many epic Poops have been made with WMM, and there has been failures with more advanced software.

==How to cure AIDS==
[[Image:bluescreeen.jpg|thumb|Blue screen text is a sign sure that it's a very serious case indeed. Treat victims with care as they often get nasty when reminded of their condition]]
The most common solution is abstention from whichever strain you are effected by but this has resulted in mixed results as like giving up an addiction, substitition is never quite the same and poopers often die off soon after thinking they are cured. A good example of this is [[MVJ52197]] who to the extreme measure of prescribing himself a course of ''[[Final Destination]]'' but quickly found himself lost and not knowing where he was or what he was doing.

For the danger of substitution is that the Pooper will lose sight of method and [[Poopisms]] and will instead merely re-edit a single media source and find themselves making the same creative decisions as normal YouTube users in pursuit of lulz.

Instead it is suggested that AIDS victims be encouraged to watch as many Poops as popular by recognised Poop practitioners in the hope that diversity will safely educate them and the richness of method and content that is available to them. By reassuring patients that CD-i and other sources can be safely handled it is hoped that they may swiftly recover from their shocking disgnosnes and go on to make many safe WINS.

A touch from [[Tommy Turnbull]] can cure it.

==Other forms of AIDS==
Listed from least to most powerful.
*[[Super AIDS]]
*[[Fatal AIDS]]
*[[Orochi AIDS]]

==See also==
*[[Rudy Larriva Disorder]]