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2009-08-18T09:20:27Z

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Pit from [[hell|the Pit]]

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2009-08-18T09:19:55Z

BrownyTCat:

Pit from [[the pit|hell]]

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2009-08-18T09:19:41Z

BrownyTCat:

Pit from [the pit|hell]]

The Pit

2009-08-18T09:18:49Z

BrownyTCat: Ok I'm not starting a flame war

'''The Pit''' serves as the Youtube Poop equivalent of Hell. The Pit has two noteable differences from it's worldly counterpart: You can leave The Pit, and there is no "good" counterpart of The Pit. Regardless of whether a character is a hero or a villain, they go to The Pit when they [[DIE]]. There is no Poop version of Heaven.

The location of The Pit seems to be [[Sparta]]. [[King Leonidas|Leonidas]] seems to kick anyone who pisses him off into here. The first person to ever return from a trip to The Pit was, in fact, [[Ganon]], whom is arguably the Pit's most frequent visitor. When asked what the pit feels like, Ganon responded by simply stating that it "[[Fire|burns]]".

Though most residents of the Pit are free to leave after a certain amount of time, some are doomed to spend the eternity there....

[[Image:SmilePA.JPG|thumb|right|Not the entrance to the Pit.]]
It has been revealed that Lavalisms can survive falling into The Pit. By comparison, [[Gaston McGwonam]], who was not a Lavalism, did not survive being thrown into The Pit. Despite that, however, he has since made a triumphant return to the tavern.

Pit is also the name of a kid from the video game ''[[Super Smash Bros. Brawl|Kid Icarus]]'' who has wings and a bow with which to shoot things.

[[Image:300pxcartoonpityy7.jpg|thumb|This is not Pit. This is that annoying little bastard Kid Icarus from that stupid ''Captain N'' cartoon-icus.]]

Don't confuse this with The Pitt ([[Philadelphia|Pittsburgh]]) from [[Fallout 3]]. Though both are [[Erie|eerily]] similar...

==Characters who have died, and risen from The Pit.==
*[[Ganon]]
*[[Mario]]
*[[Hektad]]
*[[Captain Falcon]]
*[[Black Shadow]]
*[[Luigi]]
*[[Goronu]]
*[[Kooky]]
*[[Lupay]]
*[[Sora]]
*[[Carmen]]
*[[Shou]]
*[[Dodongo Dong]]
*[[Inuyasha (Character)|Inuyasha]] (Only to die again hours later.)
* The [[Tourettes Guy]]
*[[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]] (Infact, one time, he took [[Bugs Bunny]], who was possesed by [[Woody Woodpecker]] at the time, with him to the Pit.)
*[[King Harkinian]]
*[[Brock Samson]]
*[[Optimus Prime]]
*[[Master Asia]]
*[[Wiul]]
*[[Goku]]
*[[Dio Chan]]
*[[Hinata]]
*[[Duke Onkled]]
*[[Neji]]
*[[Wizardheimer]]
*[[Broly]]
*[[Gaston]]
*[[Walrusguy]]
*[[GasmaskAvenger]]
*[[M. Bison]]
*[[Lex Luthor]]
*[[Big Cheese]]
*[[Don Patch]]
*Jelly Jiggler
*[[Sasuke|Emo Boy]] (He returned after discovering there were more cookies.)
*[[Gallers]] (Recovered his old account recently.)
*[[Big Mouth]]
*[[Mama Luigi]] (Was killed in a war against [[Hyrule]].)
*[[Weegee]]
*[[Malleo]]
*[[Fortran]]
*[[Dry Bones]] (Re-animated in 1976, though his flesh and organs are now [[Money|oil.]])
*[[Winnie the Pooh]]
*[[Wolf O'Donnell]]
*[[Darth Vader|Darth Sidious]]
*[[Bugs Bunny]]

==Characters who have died, and have yet to return from The Pit.==
*[[Aeris]]
*[[Kurt Cobain]]
*[[Shadow the Hedgehog]]
*[[Fox McCloud|James McCloud]]
*[[Bowser Jr]].
*[[Ass]][[Master Chief|ter Chief]]
*[[Frollo]]
*[[Michael Jackson]]
*[[Billy Mays]]
*[[Zelda]]

The Pit

2009-08-18T09:17:48Z

BrownyTCat:

'''The Pit''' serves as the Youtube Poop equivalent of Hell. The Pit has two noteable differences from it's worldly counterpart: You can leave The Pit, and there is no "good" counterpart of The Pit. Regardless of whether a character is a hero or a villain, they go to The Pit when they [[DIE]]. There is no Poop version of Heaven.

The location of The Pit seems to be [[Sparta]]. [[King Leonidas|Leonidas]] seems to kick anyone who pisses him off into here. The first person to ever return from a trip to The Pit was, in fact, [[Ganon]], whom is arguably the Pit's most frequent visitor. When asked what the pit feels like, Ganon responded by simply stating that it "[[Fire|burns]]".

Though most residents of the Pit are free to leave after a certain amount of time, some are doomed to spend the eternity there....

[[Image:SmilePA.JPG|thumb|right|The entrance to the Pit.]]
It has been revealed that Lavalisms can survive falling into The Pit. By comparison, [[Gaston McGwonam]], who was not a Lavalism, did not survive being thrown into The Pit. Despite that, however, he has since made a triumphant return to the tavern.

Pit is also the name of a kid from the video game ''[[Super Smash Bros. Brawl|Kid Icarus]]'' who has wings and a bow with which to shoot things.

[[Image:300pxcartoonpityy7.jpg|thumb|This is not Pit. This is that annoying little bastard Kid Icarus from that stupid ''Captain N'' cartoon-icus.]]

Don't confuse this with The Pitt ([[Philadelphia|Pittsburgh]]) from [[Fallout 3]]. Though both are [[Erie|eerily]] similar...

==Characters who have died, and risen from The Pit.==
*[[Ganon]]
*[[Mario]]
*[[Hektad]]
*[[Captain Falcon]]
*[[Black Shadow]]
*[[Luigi]]
*[[Goronu]]
*[[Kooky]]
*[[Lupay]]
*[[Sora]]
*[[Carmen]]
*[[Shou]]
*[[Dodongo Dong]]
*[[Inuyasha (Character)|Inuyasha]] (Only to die again hours later.)
* The [[Tourettes Guy]]
*[[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]] (Infact, one time, he took [[Bugs Bunny]], who was possesed by [[Woody Woodpecker]] at the time, with him to the Pit.)
*[[King Harkinian]]
*[[Brock Samson]]
*[[Optimus Prime]]
*[[Master Asia]]
*[[Wiul]]
*[[Goku]]
*[[Dio Chan]]
*[[Hinata]]
*[[Duke Onkled]]
*[[Neji]]
*[[Wizardheimer]]
*[[Broly]]
*[[Gaston]]
*[[Walrusguy]]
*[[GasmaskAvenger]]
*[[M. Bison]]
*[[Lex Luthor]]
*[[Big Cheese]]
*[[Don Patch]]
*Jelly Jiggler
*[[Sasuke|Emo Boy]] (He returned after discovering there were more cookies.)
*[[Gallers]] (Recovered his old account recently.)
*[[Big Mouth]]
*[[Mama Luigi]] (Was killed in a war against [[Hyrule]].)
*[[Weegee]]
*[[Malleo]]
*[[Fortran]]
*[[Dry Bones]] (Re-animated in 1976, though his flesh and organs are now [[Money|oil.]])
*[[Winnie the Pooh]]
*[[Wolf O'Donnell]]
*[[Darth Vader|Darth Sidious]]
*[[Bugs Bunny]]

==Characters who have died, and have yet to return from The Pit.==
*[[Aeris]]
*[[Kurt Cobain]]
*[[Shadow the Hedgehog]]
*[[Fox McCloud|James McCloud]]
*[[Bowser Jr]].
*[[Ass]][[Master Chief|ter Chief]]
*[[Frollo]]
*[[Michael Jackson]]
*[[Billy Mays]]
*[[Zelda]]

The Pit

2009-08-18T09:17:11Z

BrownyTCat: that's for calling my state the pit, and it's pretty here. Tornadoes aren't even that common where I am. Maybe I live in the good part

'''The Pit''' serves as the Youtube Poop equivalent of Hell. The Pit has two noteable differences from it's worldly counterpart: You can leave The Pit, and there is no "good" counterpart of The Pit. Regardless of whether a character is a hero or a villain, they go to The Pit when they [[DIE]]. There is no Poop version of Heaven.

The location of The Pit seems to be [[Sparta]]. [[King Leonidas|Leonidas]] seems to kick anyone who pisses him off into here. The first person to ever return from a trip to The Pit was, in fact, [[Ganon]], whom is arguably the Pit's most frequent visitor. When asked what the pit feels like, Ganon responded by simply stating that it "[[Fire|burns]]".

Though most residents of the Pit are free to leave after a certain amount of time, some are doomed to spend the eternity there....

[[SmilePA.JPG|thumb|right|The entrance to the Pit.]]
It has been revealed that Lavalisms can survive falling into The Pit. By comparison, [[Gaston McGwonam]], who was not a Lavalism, did not survive being thrown into The Pit. Despite that, however, he has since made a triumphant return to the tavern.

Pit is also the name of a kid from the video game ''[[Super Smash Bros. Brawl|Kid Icarus]]'' who has wings and a bow with which to shoot things.

[[Image:300pxcartoonpityy7.jpg|thumb|This is not Pit. This is that annoying little bastard Kid Icarus from that stupid ''Captain N'' cartoon-icus.]]

Don't confuse this with The Pitt ([[Philadelphia|Pittsburgh]]) from [[Fallout 3]]. Though both are [[Erie|eerily]] similar...

==Characters who have died, and risen from The Pit.==
*[[Ganon]]
*[[Mario]]
*[[Hektad]]
*[[Captain Falcon]]
*[[Black Shadow]]
*[[Luigi]]
*[[Goronu]]
*[[Kooky]]
*[[Lupay]]
*[[Sora]]
*[[Carmen]]
*[[Shou]]
*[[Dodongo Dong]]
*[[Inuyasha (Character)|Inuyasha]] (Only to die again hours later.)
* The [[Tourettes Guy]]
*[[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]] (Infact, one time, he took [[Bugs Bunny]], who was possesed by [[Woody Woodpecker]] at the time, with him to the Pit.)
*[[King Harkinian]]
*[[Brock Samson]]
*[[Optimus Prime]]
*[[Master Asia]]
*[[Wiul]]
*[[Goku]]
*[[Dio Chan]]
*[[Hinata]]
*[[Duke Onkled]]
*[[Neji]]
*[[Wizardheimer]]
*[[Broly]]
*[[Gaston]]
*[[Walrusguy]]
*[[GasmaskAvenger]]
*[[M. Bison]]
*[[Lex Luthor]]
*[[Big Cheese]]
*[[Don Patch]]
*Jelly Jiggler
*[[Sasuke|Emo Boy]] (He returned after discovering there were more cookies.)
*[[Gallers]] (Recovered his old account recently.)
*[[Big Mouth]]
*[[Mama Luigi]] (Was killed in a war against [[Hyrule]].)
*[[Weegee]]
*[[Malleo]]
*[[Fortran]]
*[[Dry Bones]] (Re-animated in 1976, though his flesh and organs are now [[Money|oil.]])
*[[Winnie the Pooh]]
*[[Wolf O'Donnell]]
*[[Darth Vader|Darth Sidious]]
*[[Bugs Bunny]]

==Characters who have died, and have yet to return from The Pit.==
*[[Aeris]]
*[[Kurt Cobain]]
*[[Shadow the Hedgehog]]
*[[Fox McCloud|James McCloud]]
*[[Bowser Jr]].
*[[Ass]][[Master Chief|ter Chief]]
*[[Frollo]]
*[[Michael Jackson]]
*[[Billy Mays]]
*[[Zelda]]

The Pit

2009-08-17T08:32:26Z

BrownyTCat:

'''The Pit''' serves as the Youtube Poop equivalent of Hell. The Pit has two noteable differences from it's worldly counterpart: You can leave The Pit, and there is no "good" counterpart of The Pit. Regardless of whether a character is a hero or a villain, they go to The Pit when they [[DIE]]. There is no Poop version of Heaven.

The location of The Pit seems to be [[Sparta]]. [[King Leonidas|Leonidas]] seems to kick anyone who pisses him off into here. The first person to ever return from a trip to The Pit was, in fact, [[Ganon]], whom is arguably the Pit's most frequent visitor. When asked what the pit feels like, Ganon responded by simply stating that it "[[Fire|burns]]".

Though most residents of the Pit are free to leave after a certain amount of time, some are doomed to spend the eternity there....

[[Image:Welcome+to+new+jersey+sign.jpg|right|The entrance to the Pit.]]
It has been revealed that Lavalisms can survive falling into The Pit. By comparison, [[Gaston McGwonam]], who was not a Lavalism, did not survive being thrown into The Pit. Despite that, however, he has since made a triumphant return to the tavern.

Pit is also the name of a kid from the video game ''[[Super Smash Bros. Brawl|Kid Icarus]]'' who has wings and a bow with which to shoot things.

[[Image:300pxcartoonpityy7.jpg|thumb|This is not Pit. This is that annoying little bastard Kid Icarus from that stupid ''Captain N'' cartoon-icus.]]

Don't confuse this with The Pitt ([[Philadelphia|Pittsburgh]]) from [[Fallout 3]]. Though both are [[Erie|eerily]] similar...

==Characters who have died, and risen from The Pit.==
*[[Ganon]]
*[[Mario]]
*[[Hektad]]
*[[Captain Falcon]]
*[[Black Shadow]]
*[[Luigi]]
*[[Goronu]]
*[[Kooky]]
*[[Lupay]]
*[[Sora]]
*[[Carmen]]
*[[Shou]]
*[[Dodongo Dong]]
*[[Inuyasha (Character)|Inuyasha]] (Only to die again hours later.)
* The [[Tourettes Guy]]
*[[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]] (Infact, one time, he took [[Bugs Bunny]], who was possesed by [[Woody Woodpecker]] at the time, with him to the Pit.)
*[[King Harkinian]]
*[[Brock Samson]]
*[[Optimus Prime]]
*[[Master Asia]]
*[[Wiul]]
*[[Goku]]
*[[Dio Chan]]
*[[Hinata]]
*[[Duke Onkled]]
*[[Neji]]
*[[Wizardheimer]]
*[[Broly]]
*[[Gaston]]
*[[Walrusguy]]
*[[GasmaskAvenger]]
*[[M. Bison]]
*[[Lex Luthor]]
*[[Big Cheese]]
*[[Don Patch]]
*Jelly Jiggler
*[[Sasuke|Emo Boy]] (He returned after discovering there were more cookies.)
*[[Gallers]] (Recovered his old account recently.)
*[[Big Mouth]]
*[[Mama Luigi]] (Was killed in a war against [[Hyrule]].)
*[[Weegee]]
*[[Malleo]]
*[[Fortran]]
*[[Dry Bones]] (Re-animated in 1976, though his flesh and organs are now [[Money|oil.]])
*[[Winnie the Pooh]]
*[[Wolf O'Donnell]]
*[[Darth Vader|Darth Sidious]]
*[[Bugs Bunny]]

==Characters who have died, and have yet to return from The Pit.==
*[[Aeris]]
*[[Kurt Cobain]]
*[[Shadow the Hedgehog]]
*[[Fox McCloud|James McCloud]]
*[[Bowser Jr]].
*[[Ass]][[Master Chief|ter Chief]]
*[[Frollo]]
*[[Michael Jackson]]
*[[Billy Mays]]
*[[Zelda]]

The Pit

2009-08-17T08:31:50Z

BrownyTCat: How the hell is Illinois the pit?

'''The Pit''' serves as the Youtube Poop equivalent of Hell. The Pit has two noteable differences from it's worldly counterpart: You can leave The Pit, and there is no "good" counterpart of The Pit. Regardless of whether a character is a hero or a villain, they go to The Pit when they [[DIE]]. There is no Poop version of Heaven.

The location of The Pit seems to be [[Sparta]]. [[King Leonidas|Leonidas]] seems to kick anyone who pisses him off into here. The first person to ever return from a trip to The Pit was, in fact, [[Ganon]], whom is arguably the Pit's most frequent visitor. When asked what the pit feels like, Ganon responded by simply stating that it "[[Fire|burns]]".

Though most residents of the Pit are free to leave after a certain amount of time, some are doomed to spend the eternity there....

[[Image:Welcome+to+new+jersey+sign.jpg|thumb|right|The entrance to the Pit.]]
It has been revealed that Lavalisms can survive falling into The Pit. By comparison, [[Gaston McGwonam]], who was not a Lavalism, did not survive being thrown into The Pit. Despite that, however, he has since made a triumphant return to the tavern.

Pit is also the name of a kid from the video game ''[[Super Smash Bros. Brawl|Kid Icarus]]'' who has wings and a bow with which to shoot things.

[[Image:300pxcartoonpityy7.jpg|thumb|This is not Pit. This is that annoying little bastard Kid Icarus from that stupid ''Captain N'' cartoon-icus.]]

Don't confuse this with The Pitt ([[Philadelphia|Pittsburgh]]) from [[Fallout 3]]. Though both are [[Erie|eerily]] similar...

==Characters who have died, and risen from The Pit.==
*[[Ganon]]
*[[Mario]]
*[[Hektad]]
*[[Captain Falcon]]
*[[Black Shadow]]
*[[Luigi]]
*[[Goronu]]
*[[Kooky]]
*[[Lupay]]
*[[Sora]]
*[[Carmen]]
*[[Shou]]
*[[Dodongo Dong]]
*[[Inuyasha (Character)|Inuyasha]] (Only to die again hours later.)
* The [[Tourettes Guy]]
*[[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]] (Infact, one time, he took [[Bugs Bunny]], who was possesed by [[Woody Woodpecker]] at the time, with him to the Pit.)
*[[King Harkinian]]
*[[Brock Samson]]
*[[Optimus Prime]]
*[[Master Asia]]
*[[Wiul]]
*[[Goku]]
*[[Dio Chan]]
*[[Hinata]]
*[[Duke Onkled]]
*[[Neji]]
*[[Wizardheimer]]
*[[Broly]]
*[[Gaston]]
*[[Walrusguy]]
*[[GasmaskAvenger]]
*[[M. Bison]]
*[[Lex Luthor]]
*[[Big Cheese]]
*[[Don Patch]]
*Jelly Jiggler
*[[Sasuke|Emo Boy]] (He returned after discovering there were more cookies.)
*[[Gallers]] (Recovered his old account recently.)
*[[Big Mouth]]
*[[Mama Luigi]] (Was killed in a war against [[Hyrule]].)
*[[Weegee]]
*[[Malleo]]
*[[Fortran]]
*[[Dry Bones]] (Re-animated in 1976, though his flesh and organs are now [[Money|oil.]])
*[[Winnie the Pooh]]
*[[Wolf O'Donnell]]
*[[Darth Vader|Darth Sidious]]
*[[Bugs Bunny]]

==Characters who have died, and have yet to return from The Pit.==
*[[Aeris]]
*[[Kurt Cobain]]
*[[Shadow the Hedgehog]]
*[[Fox McCloud|James McCloud]]
*[[Bowser Jr]].
*[[Ass]][[Master Chief|ter Chief]]
*[[Frollo]]
*[[Michael Jackson]]
*[[Billy Mays]]
*[[Zelda]]

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2009-08-17T08:20:23Z

BrownyTCat: New page: WTF?

WTF?

Batman

2009-08-17T08:12:54Z

BrownyTCat:

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[[Image:200px-BatmanRobin.jpg|thumb|right|Batman, with his sidekick Robin]]
Batman is regarded as one of the world's most famous superheros. His arch-enemy is the [[Joker]].
==Skills & Abilities==
* Peak Martial Artist
* World's Best Detective
* Cunning
* Rich
* Growling his words so no one can understand him
* Taking your balloons
* Having a gay sidekick
* Being Batman

==Quotes==
[[Image:Adamwest.jpg|thumb|right|Batman once needed [[Adam West]] to take his role while injured.]]
*"I'm Batman."
*"THE BASEMENT!"
*"Corn!"
*"Maize!"
*"EARL!"
*"Beloved Children!?"
*"WHERE IS HE?!"
*"I'm Batman."
*"Once I've put you through holy [[hell]], it'll make sense. A lot of sense."
*"So sleep tight, [[fuck|punk]]."
*"Sleep tight my ward."
*"What, are you dense? Are you [[retard]]ed or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm The Goddamn Batman."
*"This Is WAR!!!"
*"I'm the Goddamn Batman bitch!"
*"I'm Batman."
*"Bees, My God."
*"I have to go. I'm getting out of this comic while I still cam. It's only going to get worse from here."
*"Drop your lawl, [[Robin]]!"
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*"I have given a name to my pain!"
*"I have given a pain to my name!"
*"I'm Batman."
*"It's Not [[The Joker|A Laughing Matter]], [[Robin]]!"
*"It's [[Joker|A Laughing Matter]], [[Robin]]!"
*"It's Not A Laughing [[Ass]], [[Robin]]!"
*"It's Not A Laughing Punch, Robin!"
*"Drop [[you]]r [[Punch Out!!|punch line]], [[Joker]]!"
*"Drop your punch!"
*"Drop your punch, Joker!"
*"I'm Batman."
*"I'm Batman."
*"[[Fuck]] my [[penis|cock]], [[you]] [[fuck]][[Joker|er]]!"
*"I'm Batman."
*"I smell a cat, Robin!"
*"I smell like cats, Robin!"
*"I smell like [[ass]], Robin!"
*"Paws off the customers, Catwoman!"
[[Image:X0s6xd.png|frame|right|Manbat acting like a stupid ass to Batman yet again.]]
*"I'm Batman."
*"Let's not sit on our purge, Robin!"
*"Let's not sit on out purse, Robin!"
*"Let's not sit on our [[birds]], Robin!"
*"I'm Batman."
*"Anchovies Away, [[Penguin]]!"
*"Let's not be.. wildered, Robin!"
*"The pun's up, [[Riddler]]!"
*"Listen [[fuck]]ers, fuck off!"
*"I'm Batman."
*"Listen folks, are [[you]] [[sex]]y?"
*"Listen ma'am, are [[you]] [[sex]]y?"
*"I'm Batman."
*"Listen folks, only at Zellers are [[you]] protected by..."
*"Listen ma'am, only at Zellers are [[you]] protected by..."
*"Well Said, Robin! (In a British-type of voice.)"
*"[[You]]'re protected at Zellers because the lowest price is the law!"
*"[[Yes]]!"
*"''I'm Batman.''"
*"Well shed (said), Robin!"
*"Paws off the [[cock]]s-s-s-s-s-s-s!"

===Trivia===
*Batman already has himself a brother named Manbat. The reason why we almost never see him is because he got disowned by Batman a few years back.
*Batman is one of the [[Captain Falcon|few]] [[Mr. T|people]] who have ''"facts"'' that are similar to [[Chuck Norris]].
*He was once in the Aliens Vs. Predator series.
*He also had more Robins on his side when years go by.
*He is a proud supporter of sodomy.
*He's Batman.

=== First Used In A Poop By ===
* [[EnoRed]]

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[[Category:Video Game Characters]]
[[Category:Nostalgia Critic]]

Uctions

2009-08-17T08:06:54Z

BrownyTCat:

[[image:UCTIONS.jpg|thumb|Mah Boi! Elmullet must be killed off on disk 1 just before disk 2!]]
[[image:Intro-15.jpg‎|thumb|UCTIONS!!!!]]
Uctions (also known as Energon) are a universal power supply. They are commonly used in assembling powerful mechanical devices, nice computers, and instruction books. Mario has a deep passion for Uctions, claiming to own them almost entirely.

Uctions are also used to make [[Magic Drugs]] and [[Coca-Cola]], and can be used as rennet for [[Big Cheese|cheese]].

== Trivia ==
*[[User:Idiotska|The Hairspray Queen]] and [[Robotnik]] claim to own uctions, but it was recently proven to the contrary.
*[[Robotnik]] would have had nearly twice the amount of his current uction possession if [[Fat Mario]] hadn't already claimed them his own during a competition of Beautiful Heads.
*Uctions is also a brand of cereal.
*When invoked, it's own power and that of [[Anti-Uctions]], its enemy transform [[Megatron]] into [[Galvatron]].
*[[Daniel J D'Arby]] has gambled repetedly for the possession of his own uctions, but has failed to this point.
*Was also revealed to be the power source of the alternative Vice President for [[The Yoshi Regime]].
*They might have killed off [[elmullet]].
*Manic The Hedgehog once stole [[Robotnik]]'s Uctions, but was later hunted down and killed.
*One of [[Coca-Cola]]'s secret ingredients is a powder made from crystallized Uctions.

==Chosen Wielders of Uctions==
Only a "few" people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them:
*[[Mario]]
*[[Robotnik]]
*[[Fat Mario]]
*[[Mr. X]]
*[[Tap Tap]]
*[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]]
*[[Megatron]]
*[[Q]]
*Shaquille O'Neal (Temporarily lost them when he was in Kazaam; regained them when he won 4 NBA Finals Championships.)
*Jackie Chan
*[[Phil Harnage]]
*[[Jesus Christ]]
*[[Toad]] (He has been reported to meet qualifications. It has also been rumored that he is being taught how to use uctions by Fat Mario.")
*[[Captain Falcon]] (Those who say otherwise will get [[Falcon Punch|FALCON PUANCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]])
*[[Travis Touchdown]] ([[Fuck|Fuck off]] if any of you motherfuckers think otherwise.)
*[[The Overture]] (This rank passes on to anyone who defeats/destroys him/her.)
*[[Lex Luthor]] (Those who say otherwise will be rebuked by him with a loud "WRONG!!!")
*[[Michael Jackson]]
*[[Super Macho Man]]

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[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]

Uctions

2009-08-17T08:05:05Z

BrownyTCat: g

[[image:UCTIONS.jpg|thumb|Mah Boi! Elmullet must be killed off on disk 1 just before disk 2!]]
[[image:Intro-15.jpg‎|thumb|UCTIONS!!!!]]
Uctions (also known as Energon) are a universal power supply. They are commonly used in assembling powerful mechanical devices and instruction booklets. Mario has a deep passion for Uctions, claiming to own them almost entirely.

Uctions are also used to make [[Magic Drugs]] and [[Coca-Cola]], and can be used as rennet for [[Big Cheese|cheese]].

== Trivia ==
*[[User:Idiotska|The Hairspray Queen]] and [[Robotnik]] claim to own uctions, but it was recently proven to the contrary.
*[[Robotnik]] would have had nearly twice the amount of his current uction possession if [[Fat Mario]] hadn't already claimed them his own during a competition of Beautiful Heads.
*Uctions is also a brand of cereal.
*When invoked, it's own power and that of [[Anti-Uctions]], its enemy transform [[Megatron]] into [[Galvatron]].
*[[Daniel J D'Arby]] has gambled repetedly for the possession of his own uctions, but has failed to this point.
*Was also revealed to be the power source of the alternative Vice President for [[The Yoshi Regime]].
*They might have killed off [[elmullet]].
*Manic The Hedgehog once stole [[Robotnik]]'s Uctions, but was later hunted down and killed.
*One of [[Coca-Cola]]'s secret ingredients is a powder made from crystallized Uctions.

==Chosen Wielders of Uctions==
Only a "few" people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them:
*[[Mario]]
*[[Robotnik]]
*[[Fat Mario]]
*[[Mr. X]]
*[[Tap Tap]]
*[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]]
*[[Megatron]]
*[[Q]]
*Shaquille O'Neal (Temporarily lost them when he was in Kazaam; regained them when he won 4 NBA Finals Championships.)
*Jackie Chan
*[[Phil Harnage]]
*[[Jesus Christ]]
*[[Toad]] (He has been reported to meet qualifications. It has also been rumored that he is being taught how to use uctions by Fat Mario.")
*[[Captain Falcon]] (Those who say otherwise will get [[Falcon Punch|FALCON PUANCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]])
*[[Travis Touchdown]] ([[Fuck|Fuck off]] if any of you motherfuckers think otherwise.)
*[[The Overture]] (This rank passes on to anyone who defeats/destroys him/her.)
*[[Lex Luthor]] (Those who say otherwise will be rebuked by him with a loud "WRONG!!!")
*[[Michael Jackson]]
*[[Super Macho Man]]

[[Category:CD-i]]

[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]

Bowser

2009-08-12T23:43:14Z

BrownyTCat: small error

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|name=Bowser
|image=bowsa.jpg
|shows=Hotel Mario
|sex=Male
|age=36
|occupation=Evil King of the Koopas
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}}

''See [[King Koopa]] for more Information''
A giant turtle like creature that is found in [[Mario]] games, in which he is known to Mario as "Bowsuh". He has an obsession with ruining picnics and [[Gay Luigi]]. Recently, Bowser gave Mario Aids, but throughout recent interviews, Bowser has hinted that the incident was intentional.

Cultural Heritage: Russian, or so I suppose.

==Legal Issues==
[[Image:bowser.jpg|thumb|Unofficial Bowser Fanart.]]
Bowser was charged with rape/attempted rape of:
*[[User:Idiotska|The Hairspray Queen]]
*[[Zelda]]
*[[Dio Brando]]
*[[You]]
*[[Jason Everman]]
*[[Steg]]
*<s>[[The Princess]]</s> She agreed, so it wasn't rape.
*[[Mario]]
*[[Luigi]] in all forms except [[Mama Luigi]].
*[[Haruhi]], although she decided to be a slut and let him fuck her.
*[[Heavy Weapons Guy]]
[[Image:DefaultCASNWIFS.jpg|thumb|right|Bowser's showing his respect to [[Michael Jackson|Michael Jackson: The King of Pop.]]]]
*[[Beeswax]]
*[[Sora]]
*[[Oogtar]]
*Other unknown victims.
*[[Blue Koopa]] (It was more like [[sex|masturbation]].)
*[[Retard Mario]]
*[[Kooky]]
*[[Dr. Rabbit]]
*[[Ipo|Ipo The Reader]]
*[[Hinata]]
*Hanabi
*[[Jotaro Kujo]] (He unfortunetly failed. One can never beat the master at his own game.)
*[[Conker]] (Failed due to Conker getting Haruhi for Bowsuh.)
*[[Miyuki-Chan]] (She gives her killer toast to stop him.)
*[[Naruto]]
*One of his [[Dry Bones]] [[soldier]]s.
*[[Count Bleck]] (He failed again, Count Bleck can't die, and can't be touched. That includes being touched by Timpani.)
*Daisy (She didn't let him, and her punch sent him far away.)
*Princess Toadstool
*Tsunade (He stealth-raped her and she never knew what hit her.)
*Princess Peach's Castle (That's right, he raped the built itself.)
[[Image:COMPLETE-GLASSsmall-2.gif|thumb|right|Bowser when wearing sunglasses.]]

==Mutation==

Bowser recently mutated with Ganon to make Bowserganon.

==Quotes==
*"muahahahahahahah...."

==Trivia==
*Translators state that Bowser's a Gidrovlicheskiy engineer with Shui Shui difficulties. This has yet to be confirmed.
*He can only laugh.
*When asked why he ruins picnics, he just laughed and scratched his crotch, hinting that he has crabs.
*Bowser has the ability to mysteriously change size from game to game. He can be as small as Mario, as large as a whale, or become anywhere like that in between.
*He once pissed on a painting of [[Mario]] that was hanging in the Louvre.
*According to [[Malleo]], Bowser apparently has [[gay]] [[sex]] with [[Link]] in his spare time.

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[[Category:Evil Characters]]
[[Category:Fat Characters]]
[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]]
[[Category:Royal Characters]]

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2009-08-12T22:31:27Z

BrownyTCat: Imaperson's thing

Imaperson's thing

Uctions

2009-08-12T22:27:44Z

BrownyTCat: not so few

[[image:UCTIONS.jpg|thumb|Mah Boi! Elmullet must be killed off on disk 1 just before disk 2!]]
[[image:Intro-15.jpg‎|thumb|UCTIONS!!!!]]
Uctions (also known as Energon) are a universal power supply. They are commonly used in assembling powerful mechanical devices and instruction booklets. Mario has a deep passion for Uctions, claiming to own them almost entirely.

Uctions are also used to make [[Magic Drugs]] and [[Coca-Cola]], and can be used as rennet for [[Big Cheese|cheese]].

== Trivia ==
*[[User:Idiotska|The Hairspray Queen]] and [[Robotnik]] claim to own uctions, but it was recently proven to the contrary.
*[[Robotnik]] would have had nearly twice the amount of his current uction possession if [[Fat Mario]] hadn't already claimed them his own during a competition of Beautiful Heads.
*Uctions is also a brand of cereal.
*When invoked, it's own power and that of [[Anti-Uctions]], its enemy transform [[Megatron]] into [[Galvatron]].
*[[Daniel J D'Arby]] has gambled repetedly for the possession of his own uctions, but has failed to this point.
*Was also revealed to be the power source of the alternative Vice President for [[The Yoshi Regime]].
*They might have killed off [[elmullet]].
*Manic The Hedgehog once stole [[Robotnik]]'s Uctions, but was later hunted down and killed.
*One of [[Coca-Cola]]'s secret ingredients is a powder made from crystallized Uctions.

==Chosen Wielders of Uctions==
Only a "few" people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them:
*[[Mario]]
*[[Robotnik]]
*[[Fat Mario]]
*[[Mr. X]]
*[[Tap Tap]]
*[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]]
*[[Megatron]]
*[[Q]]
*Shaquille O'Neal (Temporarily lost them when he was in Kazaam; regained them when he won 4 NBA Finals Championships.)
*Jackie Chan
*[[Phil Harnage]]
*[[Jesus Christ]]
*[[Toad]] (He has been reported to meet qualifications. It has also been rumored that he is being taught how to use uctions by fat mario.")
*[[Captain Falcon]] (Those who say otherwise will get [[Falcon Punch|FALCON PUANCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]])
*[[Travis Touchdown]] ([[Fuck|Fuck off]] if any of you motherfuckers think otherwise.)
*[[The Overture]] (This rank passes on to anyone who defeats/destroys him/her.)
*[[Lex Luthor]] (Those who say otherwise will be rebuked by him with a loud "WRONG!!!")
*[[Michael Jackson]]
*[[Super Macho Man]]

[[Category:CD-i]]

[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]

File:Gspider.JPG

2009-08-12T22:25:59Z

BrownyTCat:

GITDS

User:BrownyTCat

2009-08-12T22:18:49Z

BrownyTCat:

[[Image:Brownytcat.jpg|thumb|right|BrownyTCat's current avatar.]]

==Pooper Summary==

BrownyTCat is a pooper using Sony Vegas. Due to trial limitations, he has used these video editors:
*Sony Vegas 5-7
*Windows Movie Maker
*iMovie
*EditStudio 6
*Adobe Premiere (which immediately crashed his computer)

He started, or is pioneering, these Poop Sources:
*[[Popeye]] (it is his favorite show, though)
*[[Barney]] (the version found on the Windows 98 SE disc)

==Other Appearances==

BrownyTCat has appeared on these sites bearing the same name:
*deviantART
*ROBLOX
*Omnimaga
*MFGG (Mario Fan Games Galaxy)

{{Stub}}

User:BrownyTCat

2009-08-12T22:17:18Z

BrownyTCat:

[[Image:Brownytcat.jpg|thumb|right|BrownyTCat's current avatar.]]

==Pooper Summary==

BrownyTCat is a pooper using Sony Vegas. Due to trial limitations, he has used these video editors:
*Sony Vegas 5-7
*Windows Movie Maker
*iMovie
*EditStudio 6
*Adobe Premiere (which immediately crashed his computer)

He started, or is pioneering, these Poop Sources:
*[[Popeye]] (it is his favorite show, though)
*[[Barney]] (the version found on the Windows 98 SE disc)

==Relations to Uctions==

BrownyTCat's newest computer has been dubbed, "nice computer", as Mario's head refers to it.
It was said that he used the power of [[Uctions]] to control "nice computer".

==Other Appearances==

BrownyTCat has appeared on these sites bearing the same name:
*deviantART
*ROBLOX
*Omnimaga
*MFGG (Mario Fan Games Galaxy)

{{Stub}}

User:BrownyTCat

2009-08-12T22:10:55Z

BrownyTCat:

[[Image:Brownytcat.jpg|thumb|right|BrownyTCat's current avatar.]]

==Pooper Summary==
BrownyTCat is a pooper using Sony Vegas. Due to trial limitations, he has used these video editors:
*Sony Vegas 5-7
*Windows Movie Maker
*iMovie
*EditStudio 6
*Adobe Premiere (which immediately crashed his computer)

He started, or is pioneering, these Poop Sources:
*[[Popeye]]
*[[Barney]] (the version found on the Windows 98 SE disc)

==Other Appearances==
BrownyTCat has appeared on these sites bearing the same name:
*deviantART
*ROBLOX
*Omnimaga
*MFGG (Mario Fan Games Galaxy)

{{Stub}}

User:BrownyTCat

2009-08-12T22:02:53Z

BrownyTCat:

[[Image:Brownytcat.jpg|thumb|right|BrownyTCat's current avatar.]]

BrownyTCat is a pooper using Sony Vegas. Due to trial limitations, he has used these video editors:
*Sony Vegas 5-7
*Windows Movie Maker
*iMovie
*EditStudio 6
*Adobe Premiere (which immediately crashed his computer)

{{Stub}}

User:BrownyTCat

2009-08-12T21:56:18Z

BrownyTCat:

[[Image:BrownyTCat.jpg|thumb|right|BrownyTCat's current avatar.]]

BrownyTCat is a pooper using Sony Vegas. Due to trial limitations, he has used these video editors:
*Sony Vegas 5-7
*Windows Mpvie Maker
*iMovie
*EditStudio 6
*Adobe Premiere (which immediately crashed his computer)

{{Stub}}

File:Brownytcat.jpg

2009-08-12T21:53:20Z

BrownyTCat: avatar

avatar

File:Gspider.JPG

2009-08-12T21:46:43Z

BrownyTCat:

File:Caillou2.jpg

2009-08-12T21:35:04Z

BrownyTCat: uolliac on

uolliac on

File:Woweverytime.jpg

2009-08-12T20:36:41Z

BrownyTCat:

The Shamwow has teleported Vince's head.

Anti-Uctions

2009-08-12T20:30:07Z

BrownyTCat:

Anti-Uctions are the exact opposite of [[uctions]]. They are ones evil power. Most of it is eaten by [[CD-I]] Zelda People, and [[Dr. Rabbit]] takes an Anti-Uctions [[Medic|suppository]] every day so that he can stay evil. Like matter and anti-matter, a collision between Anti-Uction energy and Uction energy will result in neutralization, and a massive discharge of energy not filled with Uctions or Anti-Uctions. Anti-Uctions eventually settle into the form of a charged green crystal, much like how Uctions become red crystals over time. These unrefined crystals are structurally strong, but are a poor choice for building due to their powerful radiation output and reactivity with Uctions. Some machines, energy reactions, and certain people can drain raw Anti-Uction energy from these crystals. [[Shit|Pepsi]] is made from a powder made out of crystallized Anti-Uctions, while [[Good|Coke]] is made from an [[Uctions]] powder (part of the secret formula, in fact).

It is also used by the [[German]]s as rennet for [[Big Cheese|cheese]] (which explains why it sucks).

[[Image:Action 52 (NES) box art.jpg|thumb|right|This game (Action 52 for either the NES or the [[Sega]] Genesis.) is pure Anti-Uctions.]]
[[Image:Datadesignlogo.jpg|thumb|right|An infamous video gaming company that's pure Anti-Uctions.]]
[[Image:Drybones1.jpg|thumb|right|A creation of Anti-Uctions (which [[Bowser]] had used to refill his balls with [[cum]] before raping [[Dry Bones]]).]]

== Major Sources ==
*[[Mama Luigi]]
*[[Bad Medicine]]
*[[You]] if you are [[evil]].
*[[God Luigi]]
*[[God Rabbit]]
*[[AIDS]]
*[[The Pit]]/Hell
*[[Me]] if [[I]] am [[evil]].
*Miscellanious evils from, well, whatever.
*The faces of Evil

== What Do You Do If You Are Filled With Anti-Uctions ==
[[Die|You may just want to ignore it.]] That, or go get [[medic]]al help. However, if you can handle the Anti-Uctions, you can use them to take over the world or [[Aran Ryan|become completely insane]], or something like that.
[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]

Uctions

2009-08-12T20:25:58Z

BrownyTCat:

[[image:UCTIONS.jpg|thumb|Mah Boi! Elmullet must be killed off on disk 1 just before disk 2!]]
[[image:Intro-15.jpg‎|thumb|UCTIONS!!!!]]
Uctions (also known as Energon) are a universal power supply. They are commonly used in assembling powerful mechanical devices and instruction booklets. Mario has a deep passion for Uctions, claiming to own them almost entirely.

Uctions are also used to make [[Magic Drugs]] and [[Coca-Cola]], and can be used as rennet for [[Big Cheese|cheese]].

== Trivia ==
*[[User:Idiotska|The Hairspray Queen]] and [[Robotnik]] claim to own uctions, but it was recently proven to the contrary.
*[[Robotnik]] would have had nearly twice the amount of his current uction possession if [[Fat Mario]] hadn't already claimed them his own during a competition of Beautiful Heads.
*Uctions is also a brand of cereal.
*When invoked, it's own power and that of [[Anti-Uctions]], its enemy transform [[Megatron]] into [[Galvatron]].
*[[Daniel J D'Arby]] has gambled repetedly for the possession of his own uctions, but has failed to this point.
*Was also revealed to be the power source of the alternative Vice President for [[The Yoshi Regime]].
*They might have killed off [[elmullet]].
*Manic The Hedgehog once stole [[Robotnik]]'s Uctions, but was later hunted down and killed.
*One of [[Coca-Cola]]'s secret ingredients is a powder made from crystallized Uctions.

==Chosen Wielders of Uctions==
Only a few people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them:
*[[Mario]]
*[[Robotnik]]
*[[Fat Mario]]
*[[Mr. X]]
*[[Tap Tap]]
*[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]]
*[[Megatron]]
*[[Q]]
*Shaquille O'Neal (Temporarily lost them when he was in Kazaam; regained them when he won 4 NBA Finals Championships.)
*Jackie Chan
*[[Phil Harnage]]
*[[Jesus Christ]]
*[[Toad]] (He has been reported to meet qualifications. It has also been rumored that he is being taught how to use uctions by fat mario.")
*[[Captain Falcon]] (Those who say otherwise will get [[Falcon Punch|FALCON PUANCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]])
*[[Travis Touchdown]] ([[Fuck|Fuck off]] if any of you motherfuckers think otherwise.)
*[[The Overture]] (This rank passes on to anyone who defeats/destroys him/her.)
*[[Lex Luthor]] (Those who say otherwise will be rebuked by him with a loud "WRONG!!!")
*[[Michael Jackson]]
*[[Super Macho Man]]
*BrownyTCat (For use in the object referred to by Mario's head as "nice computer")

[[Category:CD-i]]

[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]

Uctions

2009-08-12T20:25:14Z

BrownyTCat:

[[image:UCTIONS.jpg|thumb|Mah Boi! Elmullet must be killed off on disk 1 just before disk 2!]]
[[image:Intro-15.jpg‎|thumb|UCTIONS!!!!]]
Uctions (also known as Energon) are a universal power supply. They are commonly used in assembling powerful mechanical devices and instruction booklets. Mario has a deep passion for Uctions, claiming to own them almost entirely.

Uctions are also used to make [[Magic Drugs]] and [[Coca-Cola]], and can be used as rennet for [[Big Cheese|cheese]].

== Trivia ==
*[[User:Idiotska|The Hairspray Queen]] and [[Robotnik]] claim to own uctions, but it was recently proven to the contrary.
*[[Robotnik]] would have had nearly twice the amount of his current uction possession if [[Fat Mario]] hadn't already claimed them his own during a competition of Beautiful Heads.
*Uctions is also a brand of cereal.
*When invoked, it's own power and that of [[Anti-Uctions]], its enemy transform [[Megatron]] into [[Galvatron]].
*[[Daniel J D'Arby]] has gambled repetedly for the possession of his own uctions, but has failed to this point.
*Was also revealed to be the power source of the alternative Vice President for [[The Yoshi Regime]].
*They might have killed off [[elmullet]].
*Manic The Hedgehog once stole [[Robotnik]]'s Uctions, but was later hunted down and killed.
*One of [[Coca-Cola]]'s secret ingredients is a powder made from crystallized Uctions.

==Chosen Wielders of Uctions==
Only a few people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them:
*[[Mario]]
*[[Robotnik]]
*[[Fat Mario]]
*[[Mr. X]]
*[[Tap Tap]]
*[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]]
*[[Megatron]]
*[[Q]]
*Shaquille O'Neal (Temporarily lost them when he was in Kazaam; regained them when he won 4 NBA Finals Championships.)
*Jackie Chan
*[[Phil Harnage]]
*[[Jesus Christ]]
*[[Toad]] (He has been repoted to meet qualifications.it has also been rumored that he is being taught how to use uctions by fat mario.")
*[[Captain Falcon]] (Those who say otherwise will get [[Falcon Punch|FALCON PUANCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]])
*[[Travis Touchdown]] ([[Fuck|Fuck off]] if any of you motherfuckers think otherwise.)
*[[The Overture]] (This rank passes on to anyone who defeats/destroys him/her.)
*[[Lex Luthor]] (Those who say otherwise will be rebuked by him with a loud "WRONG!!!")
*[[Michael Jackson]]
*[[Super Macho Man]]
BrownyTCat (For use in the object referred to by Mario's head as "nice computer")

[[Category:CD-i]]

[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]

User:BrownyTCat

2009-08-12T20:13:45Z

BrownyTCat: Me

BrownyTCat is a YouTube poop creator using Sony Vegas.

Lotsa spaghetti

2008-07-22T20:07:20Z

BrownyTCat:

It's in no way related to [[Spaghetti]].

==History==
1. In [[Hotel Mario]], [[Gay Luigi]] hopes that [[princess Peach|the princess]] made lotsa spaghetti.
2. In his opening song, [[Garfield]] appears to be eating lotsa spaghetti.

==What happened next==
[[Fat Mario]] and [[Gay Luigi]] rescue [[princess Peach|the princess]]. Unfortunatly, [[Gay Luigi]] does not recieve lotsa spaghetti =(

It is unconfirmed of what happened to Garfield...

Die

2008-07-22T20:05:04Z

BrownyTCat:

[[Image:DIE.gif|thumb|right|Leon Kennedy DIE!s]]
[[Image:Ganons lair37.jpg|thumb|Ganon threatens to make Link DIE!]]
Die is the undergo of the word ''death'', which is the act of ending one's life. When a YouTube Poop character dies, they are temporarily moved to the [[pit]] (this is why [[Ganon]] can come back so many times). If you have eaten enough green [[mushroom]]s, you can continue from a save point.

DIE also happens to be [[Ganon]]'s favorite word. In [[Link: Faces of Evil]], Ganon gives [[Link]] an offer, should he refuse, Link will DIE. In [[Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]], Zelda brings light to Ganon's lair, and Zelda must DIE as a punishment.

==People who have tried to DIE==
*[[Link]] - ''See Above''
*[[Zelda]] - ''See Above''
*[[Mario]] - ''[[Stone Luigi]]'' threw a stone football at him''
*[[Emo Luigi]] - ''See Article''
*[[You]] - ''YouTube Poopers (and poop watchers) have been known to be very suicidal''
*[[Team Fortress 2]] Characters - ''People have guns and rocket lawn-chairs. What do you expect?''
*[[Gaara]] - ''Emo''
*[[Yoshi]] - ''Tried to kill himself after being raped so many times by EVERYBODY''
*[[Cheatsy]] - ''Jumped off the Capitol Records Bldg as a result of being harassed for his hair''
*[[Sasuke]] - ''Attempted to kill himself via an experiment involving Tattoos, amputated duck feet and lip stick. While this failed, it did lead to the creation of [[Slightly Pissed Off Sasuke]]
*[[Geese Howard]] ''Owing to the hundreds of times he's thrown himself off skyscrapers every time he has lost a fight.''

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==People who have DIEd==
*[[Ganon]] - Sent various times into the pit
*[[Duke Onkled]] - Killed by [[King Harkinian]] after contracting AIDS.
*[[Black Shadow]]- Killed by a [[Falcon Punch]] thrown by none other than [[Captain Falcon]].
*[[Sora]] - He first crashed into Koridai then was killed by Broly
*[[Goku]] - Killed many times
*[[Dio-chan]]
*[[Hinata]] - Bison´s Arse attack
*[[Neji]]
*[[Broly]]
*Aeris
*[[Shadow the Hedgehog]] - He's died about 5000 times. During his many short lifetimes, Shadow has tried to kill himself numerous times due to the fact that he is an emo. Recently, he was finally killed by [[Captain Falcon]] permanently.
*[[Carmen]] - Killed by [[God Rabbit]]
*[[Shou]] - Also killed by [[God Rabbit]]
*[[Mama Luigi]] - Killed many times but (s)he always comes back to life without going to the pit
*[[Dodongo Dong]] - Read article
* The [[Tourettes Guy]]
*[[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]] - Died by touching his own fucking door at the end of his review for Dragon's Lair for the NES.
*[[King Harkinian]] - Died many times due to alcohol intoxication
*[[Brock Samson]]
*[[Optimus Prime]] - though he came back to life.
*[[Master Asia]] - killed by [[Domon Kasshu]]
*[[Goronu]]
*[[Lupay]]
*[[Hektad]] - Melted after Zelda killed him with an energy blast from her sword. Zelda thinks it is GOOD that Hektad is dead.
*[[Kurt Cobain]]
*[[Uctions]]
*[[Anti-Uctions]]
*[[Tourettes Guy]] :(
*[[Miyuki-Chan]]
*[[Vegeta]] - Died twice
*[[Gangstanam]] - (And various aliases) But he continues to reincarnate and be stupid