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Captain Falcon

2009-03-29T07:39:02Z

BK-Barnz: /* Captain Falcon's victims */

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Captain Falcon is from F-Zero. He likes to punch people with his trademark move, the [[Falcon Punch]], which very rarely destroys a whole galaxy because otherwise, the elitist tourneyfags will complain. He is the third strongest creature in the universe. Also, he has actually been confirmed for Brawl SO MUCH...that it seems like he hasn't been confirmed at all. He also invented the FALGASM, which can smash even [[Hulk Hogan]] into pieces. And he's overused like no tommorow.

Captain Falcon currently holds the title of "Manliest Being in the World". He is also the only person who would not be obliterated by a Falcon Punch.

His racer, The Blue Falcon, also serves as a life-size model of his penis (which he calls the "Falcon Phoenis")

[[Image:BALCUPAUUUNSH.PNG‎|thumb|I believe he wants you to display your moves.]]
[[Image:Falcon Punch.jpg|thumb|FALCON PUUUUUUUUUUNCH!]]
[[Image:CaptFalconNoHelmet.jpg|thumb|The man behind the PUUUUUUUNCH!]]
[[Image:FALCON.jpg|thumb|His manly smile will punch you in the face]]

== Captain Falcon's signature MOVES! ==
*[[Falcon Punch]]
*Falcon Kick
*Raptor Boost
*EYYYIIIH Flaming Roundhouse Kick (Dropped it in 2001)
*Erotic Shoulder Barge (Replacement for the above move)
*The Knee
*Downward Double Stomp

== Captain Falcon's victims ==
*[[Hulk Hogan]] (Not even Hogan can stop the FALGASM!)
*[[Black Shadow]]
*[[Chuck Norris]]
*[[Ganon]]
*[[Greil]]
*[[Some bat guy from Mystic Knights]]
*[[King of Hyrule]]
*[[Superninja]]
*[[M.Bison]]
*[[Marth]]
*[[Olimar|Captain Olimar]]
*[[Shadow the Hedgehog]]
*[[Brock Samson]]
*[[Blood Falcon]]
{{vid|OMCoW1_cMf0}}

== Quotes ==
*"[[Black Shadow]], going to the [[hell]] seems to become you and me."
*"[[Falcon Punch|FALCON PUNCH]]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*"[[Falcon Kick]]!"
*"[[M.Bison|Yes]]! [[Yes]]!"
*"Show Me Ya [[Boobs]]!"
*"[[Cum|Come]] On!"
*"Blue Falcon!"
*"Yes!"
*"Show Me Ya Moobs!"
*"Show Me Ya Moo!"
*"Show Me Ya Moon!"
*"Show Me Ya Moose!"
*"Yaagh!!!"
*"Soviet Moods!"
*"Sodium Boobs!"
*"I AM TUROK!"
*"Of course not."
*"Yeah!"
*"Thank you. I couldn't have done it without my fans."

== Trivia ==
*His parents are [[Ganon|Ganondorf]] and Nana.
*He once teamed up with [[M. Bison]] to try to defeat [[Robotnik|Dr. Robotnik]] and [[Fat Mario]] in the epic argument of the century.
*His favorite NFL team is the Atlanta Falcons because, well, it involves the fucking falcons, which he's a captain of. When his team lost to the Arizona Cardinals, he decided to [[Falcon Punch]] every single one of his fucking teammates.
*He accidently once ripped his pants when he tried to save a baby from a train.
*Whenever he intimidates [[M. Bison]], he orgasms like there's no fucking tomorrow.
*His Blue Falcon was built by Arthur, who thought it was a model penis. He was right. In exchange, Captain Falcon taught Arthur how to do a Falcon Punch. Arthur later died from doing one.
*He plans on having a new F-Zero machine called the ''Neo Blue Falcon''.
*He turns into [[Captain Falgiygas]] when his Falcon Punch collides with a Final Smash.
*He also did a Youtube Poop match with Abu5ername, a.k.a., [[Ike]] from the Fire Emblem series.
*Apparently, he's got [[AIDS]]. Thankfully, Captain Falcon responded to those accusations by saying that it was a lie created by Ike.

== Alter Egos ==
*Chuck Norris
*Duke Nukem (Without His Guns, Such As AK-47's)
*Brock Samson
*[[M. Bison]] ([[Yes]]!, [[Yes]]!)
*Turok
*[[Solid Snake]]

== Captain Falcon's Ten Commandments ==
*Thou shalt not attack thy opponent without asking them to show you their moves, and/or to COME ON!
*Thou shalt not attack a taunt spammer, for they are the chosen people of the Captain, and are afforded his sacred protection. Do not harm them, lest you anger Captain Falcon.
*Thou shalt not bemoan the Captain's tier standing, and blame him for a loss. It was not Captain Falcon who was too weak, it was thou.
*Thou shalt always spam SHOW ME YA MOVES whenever the crowd chants for the Captain, as a sign of acknowledgement to all of his loyal fans. Thou shalt also spam this taunt if the camera is zoomed in on the Captain from a Tingle Assist Trophy.
*Thou shalt let any [[Kirby]] who wishes to inhale and copy the [[Falcon Punch]] do as he pleases. However, if thou is attacked by this Kirby, Captain Falcon's swift judgment must be delivered to him, as he has broken the sacred bond of Master and Pupil, and shall pay for his foolishness.
*Thou shalt not land a Falcon Punch or Knee of Justice without immediately asking thy opponent to show you their moves, unless thou has a chance to perform a Sacred Combo, in which case the taunt must be performed as soon as thou hast finished.
*Thou shalt respect thy father, Ganondorf, as thou would respect a fellow Captain Falcon.
*Thou shalt not allow a spammer to not show the Captain their moves if he has asked them to. If the spammer insists on using the same move, thy fury must be delivered swiftly and with good aim to the spammer until they agree to show the Captain the rest of their moves, or are killed.
*Thou shalt use the Falcon system of measurement.
*Thou shalt lead children along the path of the Falcon by showing them thy moves as capably as thou can, and leading them to believe that using Captain Falcon is the way to victory.

Captain Falcon

2009-03-29T07:38:33Z

BK-Barnz: /* Alter Egos */

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Captain Falcon is from F-Zero. He likes to punch people with his trademark move, the [[Falcon Punch]], which very rarely destroys a whole galaxy because otherwise, the elitist tourneyfags will complain. He is the third strongest creature in the universe. Also, he has actually been confirmed for Brawl SO MUCH...that it seems like he hasn't been confirmed at all. He also invented the FALGASM, which can smash even [[Hulk Hogan]] into pieces. And he's overused like no tommorow.

Captain Falcon currently holds the title of "Manliest Being in the World". He is also the only person who would not be obliterated by a Falcon Punch.

His racer, The Blue Falcon, also serves as a life-size model of his penis (which he calls the "Falcon Phoenis")

[[Image:BALCUPAUUUNSH.PNG‎|thumb|I believe he wants you to display your moves.]]
[[Image:Falcon Punch.jpg|thumb|FALCON PUUUUUUUUUUNCH!]]
[[Image:CaptFalconNoHelmet.jpg|thumb|The man behind the PUUUUUUUNCH!]]
[[Image:FALCON.jpg|thumb|His manly smile will punch you in the face]]

== Captain Falcon's signature MOVES! ==
*[[Falcon Punch]]
*Falcon Kick
*Raptor Boost
*EYYYIIIH Flaming Roundhouse Kick (Dropped it in 2001)
*Erotic Shoulder Barge (Replacement for the above move)
*The Knee
*Downward Double Stomp

== Captain Falcon's victims ==
*[[Hulk Hogan]] (Not even Hogan can stop the FALGASM!)
*[[Black Shadow]]
*[[Chuck Norris]]
*[[Ganon]]
*[[Greil]]
*[[Some bat guy from Mystic Knights]]
*[[King of Hyrule]]
*[[Superninja]]
*[[M.Bison]]
*[[Marth]]
*[[Olimar|Captain Olimar]]
*[[Shadow the Hedgehog]]
*[[Brock Samson]]
{{vid|OMCoW1_cMf0}}

== Quotes ==
*"[[Black Shadow]], going to the [[hell]] seems to become you and me."
*"[[Falcon Punch|FALCON PUNCH]]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*"[[Falcon Kick]]!"
*"[[M.Bison|Yes]]! [[Yes]]!"
*"Show Me Ya [[Boobs]]!"
*"[[Cum|Come]] On!"
*"Blue Falcon!"
*"Yes!"
*"Show Me Ya Moobs!"
*"Show Me Ya Moo!"
*"Show Me Ya Moon!"
*"Show Me Ya Moose!"
*"Yaagh!!!"
*"Soviet Moods!"
*"Sodium Boobs!"
*"I AM TUROK!"
*"Of course not."
*"Yeah!"
*"Thank you. I couldn't have done it without my fans."

== Trivia ==
*His parents are [[Ganon|Ganondorf]] and Nana.
*He once teamed up with [[M. Bison]] to try to defeat [[Robotnik|Dr. Robotnik]] and [[Fat Mario]] in the epic argument of the century.
*His favorite NFL team is the Atlanta Falcons because, well, it involves the fucking falcons, which he's a captain of. When his team lost to the Arizona Cardinals, he decided to [[Falcon Punch]] every single one of his fucking teammates.
*He accidently once ripped his pants when he tried to save a baby from a train.
*Whenever he intimidates [[M. Bison]], he orgasms like there's no fucking tomorrow.
*His Blue Falcon was built by Arthur, who thought it was a model penis. He was right. In exchange, Captain Falcon taught Arthur how to do a Falcon Punch. Arthur later died from doing one.
*He plans on having a new F-Zero machine called the ''Neo Blue Falcon''.
*He turns into [[Captain Falgiygas]] when his Falcon Punch collides with a Final Smash.
*He also did a Youtube Poop match with Abu5ername, a.k.a., [[Ike]] from the Fire Emblem series.
*Apparently, he's got [[AIDS]]. Thankfully, Captain Falcon responded to those accusations by saying that it was a lie created by Ike.

== Alter Egos ==
*Chuck Norris
*Duke Nukem (Without His Guns, Such As AK-47's)
*Brock Samson
*[[M. Bison]] ([[Yes]]!, [[Yes]]!)
*Turok
*[[Solid Snake]]

== Captain Falcon's Ten Commandments ==
*Thou shalt not attack thy opponent without asking them to show you their moves, and/or to COME ON!
*Thou shalt not attack a taunt spammer, for they are the chosen people of the Captain, and are afforded his sacred protection. Do not harm them, lest you anger Captain Falcon.
*Thou shalt not bemoan the Captain's tier standing, and blame him for a loss. It was not Captain Falcon who was too weak, it was thou.
*Thou shalt always spam SHOW ME YA MOVES whenever the crowd chants for the Captain, as a sign of acknowledgement to all of his loyal fans. Thou shalt also spam this taunt if the camera is zoomed in on the Captain from a Tingle Assist Trophy.
*Thou shalt let any [[Kirby]] who wishes to inhale and copy the [[Falcon Punch]] do as he pleases. However, if thou is attacked by this Kirby, Captain Falcon's swift judgment must be delivered to him, as he has broken the sacred bond of Master and Pupil, and shall pay for his foolishness.
*Thou shalt not land a Falcon Punch or Knee of Justice without immediately asking thy opponent to show you their moves, unless thou has a chance to perform a Sacred Combo, in which case the taunt must be performed as soon as thou hast finished.
*Thou shalt respect thy father, Ganondorf, as thou would respect a fellow Captain Falcon.
*Thou shalt not allow a spammer to not show the Captain their moves if he has asked them to. If the spammer insists on using the same move, thy fury must be delivered swiftly and with good aim to the spammer until they agree to show the Captain the rest of their moves, or are killed.
*Thou shalt use the Falcon system of measurement.
*Thou shalt lead children along the path of the Falcon by showing them thy moves as capably as thou can, and leading them to believe that using Captain Falcon is the way to victory.

Vegeta

2009-03-29T07:12:48Z

BK-Barnz: /* Quotes */

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[[Image:Vegeta_1.JPG‎|thumb|right|Vegeta cheating in Rock, Paper, Scissors.]]

Vegeta is a character from the Dragonball Z anime and is the Prince of the Saiyans. Since his daddy's dead, he's technically King, unless, of course, Saiyan monarchy don't work that way.

== Story ==
[[Image:Vegeta 9000.jpeg|left|thumb|[[Over 9000|Vegeta offering an answer to the eternal question of "2 + 2"]]]]
Vegeta first came to earth with his Bum buddy Nappa, after his other bum Raditz was killed by [[Goku|Kakarot]] and his friends. After a year in space they got to Earth and started to look for him. After a while they found them and started to beat them up. After some more time they got bored and waited for [[Goku|Kakarot]] to come. [[Goku|Kakarot]] came and defeat both of them and Vegeta then fled the planet. He would return to [[Goku|Kakarot]] and his friends to help them fight Frieza, but he was killed. After his resurrection, Vegeta then lived on earth and help the protagonists when evil was around. Vegeta's future son Trunks came to the present time to tell them about some androids which would be made in three years time. Three years came and passed and the androids came. The first androids got kicked by Vegeta and Piccolo, but the second two would prove to be more formidable.Eventually, an organic android named Cell, who then became perfect. Cell then was killed by [[Goku|Kakarot]]'s Son Gohan thanks to Vegeta distracting him with a blast. Long story short, ever since his first loss, Vegeta has always wated to become stronger than [[Goku|Kakarot]] but always drew the short straw. He got beat up and killed most of the time, and then became friends with [[Goku|Kakarot]] at the end of the series.

== Rape Case ==
[[Image:DSC00115.JPG|thumb|right|The man that says "OVER NINE THOUSAND".]] Following the death of Cell, Vegeta's son from the future, Trunks, was about to go back to his time, but Vegeta wanted to show Trunks something inside. The two went into the house and Vegeta raped Trunks. Long story short, Vegeta fucks Trunks very hard, initially teaching him a new "Big Bang Attack". When they came out, they said that they were training.

== Final Flush ==
Vegeta had a hidden move called the Final Flush: After outspreading his arms like he would when doing the final flash, he then motions with his right arm as if he were pulling something. A muddy whirlpool then opens up beneath his adversary and drags them inside it's sticky smelly centre.

== Likes ==
*[[Akuma]].
*[[M.Bison]].
*[[Ryu]].
*[[May]].
*[[Goku|Kakarot]].
*Cervantes De Leon
*Saying "It's Over Nine THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!.
*Trunks(A lot).
*Bulma
*Hinata

== Dislikes ==
*[[Mama Neji|Neji]].
*[[Goku|Kakarot]].
*[[Seymour]].
*[[Ken]].
*[[Broly]].
*[[Leon]].
*Bill O'Reilly

== Trivia ==
*Is named after a food.
*Has two different versions of his Big Bang Attack (See Rape Case above).
*Can be dumb sometimes.
*Believed to be the Greatest Saiyan Alive!
*Also believed to be the greatest cookie baker alive!

==Quotes==
[[Image:Vegeta_2.JPG‎|right|thumbnail|Vegeta taking a shit]]
*[[Over 9000|IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAANDD!]]
*THE WHOLE UNIVERSE IS GOING TO DIE!!
*You came to Play?
*Let's Play.
*You Understannnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddddd?!
*This is ridiculous...I'm a WARRIOR! Not a variety of flower!
*Excuse me Mr Hotpants.
*Now I see why you have no desire to fuck me on the hunt!
*Ahahahahaha! Guess what, Kakarot? I'm having you for [[Dinner|lunch]]
*Bulma, Trunks, I do this for you...and yes, even for you, Kakarot!
*[[No|No!]]
*Now, if only there was a junk yard nearby so we could give him a proper burial, heh heh.
*Pity there’s never a camera around when you need one…
*I will never fuse with you Kakarot!
*What....!
*Surprise, surprise! This is our favourite part, you should see the looks on your faces.
*Hey,Fish Head.
*I wasn’t sure how long I could sustain the effort without breaking in two. It was as though the only thing holding my body together was my one burning desire to be better then Kakarott. Sometimes I thought I was losing my mind. Why wasn’t I able to obtain what Kakarott had obtained?! It didn’t make any sense. It was infuriating… and it was my fury that kept me alive.
*Well, what are you waiting for baldy? Tear a strip outta me, cause if you don’t we’re doomed.
*Fat chance you loser, lets get this show on the road, got it? Now according to my plan once that happy healer down there sees I’m nearly toast, he has no choice but to fix me up.
*I’m just getting warmed up fish face, better stick around!
*So, that little worm is collecting the Dragon Balls also? And he thinks he stands a chance against the likes of me and Freeza? Oh well, it can’t hurt to try…or can it? Hahaha!!
*Big Bang Attack!!!!
*Being a good fiend is like being a photographer…you have to search for the right moment!
*Aww what’s the matter? You’re the one who started this game. Now you’re losing and you don’t want to play any more.
*Never send a boy to do a mans job.
*Now tell me, does a machine like you ever experience fear?
*Kakarot! I’m going to kill you, your son and that bald guy!
*My heart is calm and pure…pure EVIL!
*I Am Super Vegeta Now!
*I'll get you fo this,[[You]] won't escape...my WRATH!!!!!
*I'll Find [[You]].
*Your all mined.
*Final FLASH!!!!!!!
*Do It Now!
*Kakarot!!!!
*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
*Finish it now,Kakarot!!!!!!
*See Ya.
*Let there be Light!
*Babidi may have invaded my mind and body,but there is one thing a saiyan always keeps, his [[PENIS|PRIDE]]!!!!!!!!!
*But Nappa!
*I do lots of push ups and sit ups...and drink plenty of juice!
*HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*They... [[Sex|Merged]] like it was nothing!
*Hrrgh... THIS ONE'S MINE! DA!
*I don't [[Naruto|believe it]]!
*Maybe you won't be such a disappointment...in the next dimension!
*I lied when I said I'll let you go, at least partially. For I will let you go...into another dimension!
*Unbelievable! Absolute madness!
*Sad for YOUUUUU!!
*For your information, a pure Saiyan's hair does not change from the day that he is born.
*You were enjoying yourself before when you were sucking the life out of Kakarot!

== List of People Defeated by Vegeta ==
* Nappa
* Loads of Frieza's Henchmen
* Dodoria
* Zarbon
* The three eyed-goon from the Ginyu force, also know as Guldo
* Jeice
* Android 19
* Cell (Inperfect form)
* Pui-Pui
* Chuck Norris (Norris couldn't even touch him.)
* Admiral Ackbar (It was a trap.)
* Hektad (He was melted, thus exposing his beating heart)
* The entire cast of Naruto. Believe it!

== List of People who have defeated Vegeta ==
* [[Goku|Kakarot]]
* Zarbon
* Recoome
* Freeza (true spelling)
* [[Broly]]
* Android 18
* Cell
* Majin Buu
* Kid Buu
* [[Morshu]]
* [[Dr. Rabbit]]
* Fox McCloud
* Ganondorf

Vegeta

2009-03-29T07:10:32Z

BK-Barnz: /* Quotes */

{{char}}
[[Image:Vegeta_1.JPG‎|thumb|right|Vegeta cheating in Rock, Paper, Scissors.]]

Vegeta is a character from the Dragonball Z anime and is the Prince of the Saiyans. Since his daddy's dead, he's technically King, unless, of course, Saiyan monarchy don't work that way.

== Story ==
[[Image:Vegeta 9000.jpeg|left|thumb|[[Over 9000|Vegeta offering an answer to the eternal question of "2 + 2"]]]]
Vegeta first came to earth with his Bum buddy Nappa, after his other bum Raditz was killed by [[Goku|Kakarot]] and his friends. After a year in space they got to Earth and started to look for him. After a while they found them and started to beat them up. After some more time they got bored and waited for [[Goku|Kakarot]] to come. [[Goku|Kakarot]] came and defeat both of them and Vegeta then fled the planet. He would return to [[Goku|Kakarot]] and his friends to help them fight Frieza, but he was killed. After his resurrection, Vegeta then lived on earth and help the protagonists when evil was around. Vegeta's future son Trunks came to the present time to tell them about some androids which would be made in three years time. Three years came and passed and the androids came. The first androids got kicked by Vegeta and Piccolo, but the second two would prove to be more formidable.Eventually, an organic android named Cell, who then became perfect. Cell then was killed by [[Goku|Kakarot]]'s Son Gohan thanks to Vegeta distracting him with a blast. Long story short, ever since his first loss, Vegeta has always wated to become stronger than [[Goku|Kakarot]] but always drew the short straw. He got beat up and killed most of the time, and then became friends with [[Goku|Kakarot]] at the end of the series.

== Rape Case ==
[[Image:DSC00115.JPG|thumb|right|The man that says "OVER NINE THOUSAND".]] Following the death of Cell, Vegeta's son from the future, Trunks, was about to go back to his time, but Vegeta wanted to show Trunks something inside. The two went into the house and Vegeta raped Trunks. Long story short, Vegeta fucks Trunks very hard, initially teaching him a new "Big Bang Attack". When they came out, they said that they were training.

== Final Flush ==
Vegeta had a hidden move called the Final Flush: After outspreading his arms like he would when doing the final flash, he then motions with his right arm as if he were pulling something. A muddy whirlpool then opens up beneath his adversary and drags them inside it's sticky smelly centre.

== Likes ==
*[[Akuma]].
*[[M.Bison]].
*[[Ryu]].
*[[May]].
*[[Goku|Kakarot]].
*Cervantes De Leon
*Saying "It's Over Nine THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!.
*Trunks(A lot).
*Bulma
*Hinata

== Dislikes ==
*[[Mama Neji|Neji]].
*[[Goku|Kakarot]].
*[[Seymour]].
*[[Ken]].
*[[Broly]].
*[[Leon]].
*Bill O'Reilly

== Trivia ==
*Is named after a food.
*Has two different versions of his Big Bang Attack (See Rape Case above).
*Can be dumb sometimes.
*Believed to be the Greatest Saiyan Alive!
*Also believed to be the greatest cookie baker alive!

==Quotes==
[[Image:Vegeta_2.JPG‎|right|thumbnail|Vegeta taking a shit]]
*[[Over 9000|IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAANDD!]]
*THE WHOLE UNIVERSE IS GOING TO DIE!!
*You came to Play?
*Let's Play.
*You Understannnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddddd?!
*This is ridiculous...I'm a WARRIOR! Not a variety of flower!
*Excuse me Mr Hotpants.
*Now I see why you have no desire to fuck me on the hunt!
*Ahahahahaha! Guess what, Kakarot? I'm having you for [[Dinner|lunch]]
*Bulma, Trunks, I do this for you...and yes, even for you, Kakarot!
*[[No|No!]]
*Now, if only there was a junk yard nearby so we could give him a proper burial, heh heh.
*Pity there’s never a camera around when you need one…
*I will never fuse with you Kakarot!
*What....!
*Surprise, surprise! This is our favourite part, you should see the looks on your faces.
*Hey,Fish Head.
*I wasn’t sure how long I could sustain the effort without breaking in two. It was as though the only thing holding my body together was my one burning desire to be better then Kakarott. Sometimes I thought I was losing my mind. Why wasn’t I able to obtain what Kakarott had obtained?! It didn’t make any sense. It was infuriating… and it was my fury that kept me alive.
*Well, what are you waiting for baldy? Tear a strip outta me, cause if you don’t we’re doomed.
*Fat chance you loser, lets get this show on the road, got it? Now according to my plan once that happy healer down there sees I’m nearly toast, he has no choice but to fix me up.
*I’m just getting warmed up fish face, better stick around!
*So, that little worm is collecting the Dragon Balls also? And he thinks he stands a chance against the likes of me and Freeza? Oh well, it can’t hurt to try…or can it? Hahaha!!
*Big Bang Attack!!!!
*Being a good fiend is like being a photographer…you have to search for the right moment!
*Aww what’s the matter? You’re the one who started this game. Now you’re losing and you don’t want to play any more.
*Never send a boy to do a mans job.
*Now tell me, does a machine like you ever experience fear?
*Kakarot! I’m going to kill you, your son and that bald guy!
*My heart is calm and pure…pure EVIL!
*I Am Super Vegeta Now!
*I'll get you fo this,[[You]] won't escape...my WRATH!!!!!
*I'll Find [[You]].
*Your all mined.
*Final FLASH!!!!!!!
*Do It Now!
*Kakarot!!!!
*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
*Finish it now,Kakarot!!!!!!
*See Ya.
*Let there be Light!
*Babidi may have invaded my mind and body,but there is one thing a saiyan always keeps, his [[PENIS|PRIDE]]!!!!!!!!!
*But Nappa!
*I do lots of push ups and sit ups...and drink plenty of juice!
*HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*They... [[Sex|Merged]] like it was nothing!
*Hrrgh... THIS ONE'S MINE! DA!
*I don't [[Naruto|believe it]]!
*Maybe you won't be such a disappointment...in the next dimension!
*I lied when I said I'll let you go, at least partially. For I will let you go...into another dimension!
*Unbelievable! Absolute madness!
*Sad for YOUUUUU!!
*For your information, a pure Saiyan's hair does not change from the day that he is born.
*You were enjoying yourself before when you were sucking the life out of [[Kakarot]]!

== List of People Defeated by Vegeta ==
* Nappa
* Loads of Frieza's Henchmen
* Dodoria
* Zarbon
* The three eyed-goon from the Ginyu force, also know as Guldo
* Jeice
* Android 19
* Cell (Inperfect form)
* Pui-Pui
* Chuck Norris (Norris couldn't even touch him.)
* Admiral Ackbar (It was a trap.)
* Hektad (He was melted, thus exposing his beating heart)
* The entire cast of Naruto. Believe it!

== List of People who have defeated Vegeta ==
* [[Goku|Kakarot]]
* Zarbon
* Recoome
* Freeza (true spelling)
* [[Broly]]
* Android 18
* Cell
* Majin Buu
* Kid Buu
* [[Morshu]]
* [[Dr. Rabbit]]
* Fox McCloud
* Ganondorf

Captain Falcon

2009-03-29T06:50:37Z

BK-Barnz: /* Trivia */

{{char}}
Captain Falcon is from F-Zero. He likes to punch people with his trademark move, the [[Falcon Punch]], which very rarely destroys a whole galaxy because otherwise, the elitist tourneyfags will complain. He is the third strongest creature in the universe. Also, he has actually been confirmed for Brawl SO MUCH...that it seems like he hasn't been confirmed at all. He also invented the FALGASM, which can smash even [[Hulk Hogan]] into pieces. And he's overused like no tommorow.

Captain Falcon currently holds the title of "Manliest Being in the World". He is also the only person who would not be obliterated by a Falcon Punch.

His racer, The Blue Falcon, also serves as a life-size model of his penis (which he calls the "Falcon Phoenis")

[[Image:BALCUPAUUUNSH.PNG‎|thumb|I believe he wants you to display your moves.]]
[[Image:Falcon Punch.jpg|thumb|FALCON PUUUUUUUUUUNCH!]]
[[Image:CaptFalconNoHelmet.jpg|thumb|The man behind the PUUUUUUUNCH!]]
[[Image:FALCON.jpg|thumb|His manly smile will punch you in the face]]

== Captain Falcon's signature MOVES! ==
*[[Falcon Punch]]
*Falcon Kick
*Raptor Boost
*EYYYIIIH Flaming Roundhouse Kick (Dropped it in 2001)
*Erotic Shoulder Barge (Replacement for the above move)
*The Knee
*Downward Double Stomp

== Captain Falcon's victims ==
*[[Hulk Hogan]] (Not even Hogan can stop the FALGASM!)
*[[Black Shadow]]
*[[Chuck Norris]]
*[[Ganon]]
*[[Greil]]
*[[Some bat guy from Mystic Knights]]
*[[King of Hyrule]]
*[[Superninja]]
*[[M.Bison]]
*[[Marth]]
*[[Olimar|Captain Olimar]]
*[[Shadow the Hedgehog]]
*[[Brock Samson]]
{{vid|OMCoW1_cMf0}}

== Quotes ==
*"[[Black Shadow]], going to the [[hell]] seems to become you and me."
*"[[Falcon Punch|FALCON PUNCH]]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*"[[Falcon Kick]]!"
*"[[M.Bison|Yes]]! [[Yes]]!"
*"Show Me Ya [[Boobs]]!"
*"[[Cum|Come]] On!"
*"Blue Falcon!"
*"Yes!"
*"Show Me Ya Moobs!"
*"Show Me Ya Moo!"
*"Show Me Ya Moon!"
*"Show Me Ya Moose!"
*"Yaagh!!!"
*"Soviet Moods!"
*"Sodium Boobs!"
*"I AM TUROK!"
*"Of course not."
*"Yeah!"
*"Thank you. I couldn't have done it without my fans."

== Trivia ==
*His parents are [[Ganon|Ganondorf]] and Nana.
*He once teamed up with [[M. Bison]] to try to defeat [[Robotnik|Dr. Robotnik]] and [[Fat Mario]] in the epic argument of the century.
*His favorite NFL team is the Atlanta Falcons because, well, it involves the fucking falcons, which he's a captain of. When his team lost to the Arizona Cardinals, he decided to [[Falcon Punch]] every single one of his fucking teammates.
*He accidently once ripped his pants when he tried to save a baby from a train.
*Whenever he intimidates [[M. Bison]], he orgasms like there's no fucking tomorrow.
*His Blue Falcon was built by Arthur, who thought it was a model penis. He was right. In exchange, Captain Falcon taught Arthur how to do a Falcon Punch. Arthur later died from doing one.
*He plans on having a new F-Zero machine called the ''Neo Blue Falcon''.
*He turns into [[Captain Falgiygas]] when his Falcon Punch collides with a Final Smash.
*He also did a Youtube Poop match with Abu5ername, a.k.a., [[Ike]] from the Fire Emblem series.
*Apparently, he's got [[AIDS]]. Thankfully, Captain Falcon responded to those accusations by saying that it was a lie created by Ike.

== Alter Egos ==
*Chuck Norris
*Duke Nukem (Without His Guns, Such As AK-47's)
*Brock Samson
*[[M. Bison]] ([[Yes]]!, [[Yes]]!)
*Turok
*Solid Snake

== Captain Falcon's Ten Commandments ==
*Thou shalt not attack thy opponent without asking them to show you their moves, or to COME ON!
*Thou shalt not attack a taunt spammer, for they are the chosen people of the Captain, and are afforded his sacred protection. Do not harm them, lest you anger Captain Falcon.
*Thou shalt not bemoan the Captain's tier standing, and blame him for a loss. It was not Captain Falcon who was too weak, it was thou.
*Thou shalt always spam SHOW ME YA MOVES whenever the crowd chants for the Captain, as a sign of acknowledgement to all of his loyal fans. Thou shalt also spam this taunt if the camera is zoomed in on the Captain from a Tingle Assist Trophy.
*Thou shalt let any Kirby who wishes to inhale and copy the [[Falcon Punch]] do as he pleases. However, if thou is attacked by this Kirby, Captain Falcon's swift judgment must be delivered to him, as he has broken the sacred bond of Master and Pupil, and shall pay for his foolishness.
*Thou shalt not land a Falcon Punch or Knee of Justice without immediately asking thy opponent to show you their moves, unless thou has a chance to perform a Sacred Combo, in which case the taunt must be performed as soon as thou hast finished.
*Thou shalt respect thy father, Ganondorf, as thou would respect a fellow Captain Falcon.
*Thou shalt not allow a spammer to not show the Captain their moves if he has asked them to. If the spammer insists on using the same move, thy fury must be delivered swiftly and with good aim to the spammer until they agree to show the Captain the rest of their moves, or are killed.
*Thou shalt use the Falcon system of measurement.
*Thou shalt lead children along the path of the Falcon by showing them thy moves as capably as thou can, and leading them to believe that using Captain Falcon is the way to victory.

Captain Falcon

2009-03-29T06:44:09Z

BK-Barnz: /* Trivia */

{{char}}
Captain Falcon is from F-Zero. He likes to punch people with his trademark move, the [[Falcon Punch]], which very rarely destroys a whole galaxy because otherwise, the elitist tourneyfags will complain. He is the third strongest creature in the universe. Also, he has actually been confirmed for Brawl SO MUCH...that it seems like he hasn't been confirmed at all. He also invented the FALGASM, which can smash even [[Hulk Hogan]] into pieces. And he's overused like no tommorow.

Captain Falcon currently holds the title of "Manliest Being in the World". He is also the only person who would not be obliterated by a Falcon Punch.

His racer, The Blue Falcon, also serves as a life-size model of his penis (which he calls the "Falcon Phoenis")

[[Image:BALCUPAUUUNSH.PNG‎|thumb|I believe he wants you to display your moves.]]
[[Image:Falcon Punch.jpg|thumb|FALCON PUUUUUUUUUUNCH!]]
[[Image:CaptFalconNoHelmet.jpg|thumb|The man behind the PUUUUUUUNCH!]]
[[Image:FALCON.jpg|thumb|His manly smile will punch you in the face]]

== Captain Falcon's signature MOVES! ==
*[[Falcon Punch]]
*Falcon Kick
*Raptor Boost
*EYYYIIIH Flaming Roundhouse Kick (Dropped it in 2001)
*Erotic Shoulder Barge (Replacement for the above move)
*The Knee
*Downward Double Stomp

== Captain Falcon's victims ==
*[[Hulk Hogan]] (Not even Hogan can stop the FALGASM!)
*[[Black Shadow]]
*[[Chuck Norris]]
*[[Ganon]]
*[[Greil]]
*[[Some bat guy from Mystic Knights]]
*[[King of Hyrule]]
*[[Superninja]]
*[[M.Bison]]
*[[Marth]]
*[[Olimar|Captain Olimar]]
*[[Shadow the Hedgehog]]
*[[Brock Samson]]
{{vid|OMCoW1_cMf0}}

== Quotes ==
*"[[Black Shadow]], going to the [[hell]] seems to become you and me."
*"[[Falcon Punch|FALCON PUNCH]]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*"[[Falcon Kick]]!"
*"[[M.Bison|Yes]]! [[Yes]]!"
*"Show Me Ya [[Boobs]]!"
*"[[Cum|Come]] On!"
*"Blue Falcon!"
*"Yes!"
*"Show Me Ya Moobs!"
*"Show Me Ya Moo!"
*"Show Me Ya Moon!"
*"Show Me Ya Moose!"
*"Yaagh!!!"
*"Soviet Moods!"
*"Sodium Boobs!"
*"I AM TUROK!"
*"Of course not."
*"Yeah!"
*"Thank you. I couldn't have done it without my fans."

== Trivia ==
*His parents are Ganondorf and Nana.
*He once teamed up with [[M. Bison]] to try to defeat [[Robotnik|Dr. Robotnik]] and [[Fat Mario]] in the epic argument of the century.
*His favorite NFL team is the Atlanta Falcons because, well, it involves the fucking falcons, which he's a captain of. When his team lost to the Arizona Cardinals, he decided to [[Falcon Punch]] every single one of his fucking teammates.
*He accidently once ripped his pants when he tried to save a baby from a train.
*Whenever he intimidates [[M. Bison]], he orgasms like there's no fucking tomorrow.
*His Blue Falcon was built by Arthur, who thought it was a model penis. He was right. In exchange, Captain Falcon taught Arthur how to do a Falcon Punch. Arthur later died from doing one.
*He plans on having a new F-Zero machine called the ''Neo Blue Falcon''.
*He turns into [[Captain Falgiygas]] when his Falcon Punch collides with a Final Smash.
*He also did a Youtube Poop match with Abu5ername, a.k.a., [[Ike]] from the Fire Emblem series.
*Apparently, he's got [[AIDS]]. Thankfully, Captain Falcon responded to those accusations by saying that it was a lie created by Ike.

== Alter Egos ==
*Chuck Norris
*Duke Nukem (Without His Guns, Such As AK-47's)
*Brock Samson
*[[M. Bison]] ([[Yes]]!, [[Yes]]!)
*Turok
*Solid Snake

== Captain Falcon's Ten Commandments ==
*Thou shalt not attack thy opponent without asking them to show you their moves, or to COME ON!
*Thou shalt not attack a taunt spammer, for they are the chosen people of the Captain, and are afforded his sacred protection. Do not harm them, lest you anger Captain Falcon.
*Thou shalt not bemoan the Captain's tier standing, and blame him for a loss. It was not Captain Falcon who was too weak, it was thou.
*Thou shalt always spam SHOW ME YA MOVES whenever the crowd chants for the Captain, as a sign of acknowledgement to all of his loyal fans. Thou shalt also spam this taunt if the camera is zoomed in on the Captain from a Tingle Assist Trophy.
*Thou shalt let any Kirby who wishes to inhale and copy the [[Falcon Punch]] do as he pleases. However, if thou is attacked by this Kirby, Captain Falcon's swift judgment must be delivered to him, as he has broken the sacred bond of Master and Pupil, and shall pay for his foolishness.
*Thou shalt not land a Falcon Punch or Knee of Justice without immediately asking thy opponent to show you their moves, unless thou has a chance to perform a Sacred Combo, in which case the taunt must be performed as soon as thou hast finished.
*Thou shalt respect thy father, Ganondorf, as thou would respect a fellow Captain Falcon.
*Thou shalt not allow a spammer to not show the Captain their moves if he has asked them to. If the spammer insists on using the same move, thy fury must be delivered swiftly and with good aim to the spammer until they agree to show the Captain the rest of their moves, or are killed.
*Thou shalt use the Falcon system of measurement.
*Thou shalt lead children along the path of the Falcon by showing them thy moves as capably as thou can, and leading them to believe that using Captain Falcon is the way to victory.

Captain Falcon

2009-03-29T06:40:10Z

BK-Barnz:

{{char}}
Captain Falcon is from F-Zero. He likes to punch people with his trademark move, the [[Falcon Punch]], which very rarely destroys a whole galaxy because otherwise, the elitist tourneyfags will complain. He is the third strongest creature in the universe. Also, he has actually been confirmed for Brawl SO MUCH...that it seems like he hasn't been confirmed at all. He also invented the FALGASM, which can smash even [[Hulk Hogan]] into pieces. And he's overused like no tommorow.

Captain Falcon currently holds the title of "Manliest Being in the World". He is also the only person who would not be obliterated by a Falcon Punch.

His racer, The Blue Falcon, also serves as a life-size model of his penis (which he calls the "Falcon Phoenis")

[[Image:BALCUPAUUUNSH.PNG‎|thumb|I believe he wants you to display your moves.]]
[[Image:Falcon Punch.jpg|thumb|FALCON PUUUUUUUUUUNCH!]]
[[Image:CaptFalconNoHelmet.jpg|thumb|The man behind the PUUUUUUUNCH!]]
[[Image:FALCON.jpg|thumb|His manly smile will punch you in the face]]

== Captain Falcon's signature MOVES! ==
*[[Falcon Punch]]
*Falcon Kick
*Raptor Boost
*EYYYIIIH Flaming Roundhouse Kick (Dropped it in 2001)
*Erotic Shoulder Barge (Replacement for the above move)
*The Knee
*Downward Double Stomp

== Captain Falcon's victims ==
*[[Hulk Hogan]] (Not even Hogan can stop the FALGASM!)
*[[Black Shadow]]
*[[Chuck Norris]]
*[[Ganon]]
*[[Greil]]
*[[Some bat guy from Mystic Knights]]
*[[King of Hyrule]]
*[[Superninja]]
*[[M.Bison]]
*[[Marth]]
*[[Olimar|Captain Olimar]]
*[[Shadow the Hedgehog]]
*[[Brock Samson]]
{{vid|OMCoW1_cMf0}}

== Quotes ==
*"[[Black Shadow]], going to the [[hell]] seems to become you and me."
*"[[Falcon Punch|FALCON PUNCH]]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*"[[Falcon Kick]]!"
*"[[M.Bison|Yes]]! [[Yes]]!"
*"Show Me Ya [[Boobs]]!"
*"[[Cum|Come]] On!"
*"Blue Falcon!"
*"Yes!"
*"Show Me Ya Moobs!"
*"Show Me Ya Moo!"
*"Show Me Ya Moon!"
*"Show Me Ya Moose!"
*"Yaagh!!!"
*"Soviet Moods!"
*"Sodium Boobs!"
*"I AM TUROK!"
*"Of course not."
*"Yeah!"
*"Thank you. I couldn't have done it without my fans."

== Trivia ==
*His parents are Ganondorf and Nana.
*He once teamed up with [[M. Bison]] to try to defeat [[Robotnik|Dr. Robotnik]] and [[Fat Mario]] in the epic argument of the century.
*His favorite NFL team is the Atlanta Falcons because, well, it involves the fucking falcons, which he's a captain of. When his team lost to the Arizona Cardinals, he decided to [[Falcon Punch]] every single one of his fucking teammates.
*He accidently once ripped his pants when he tried to save a baby from a train.
*Whenever he intimidates [[M. Bison]], he orgasms like there's no fucking tomorrow.
*His Blue Falcon was built by Arthur, who thought it was a model penis. He was right. In exchange, Captain Falcon taught Arthur how to do a Falcon Punch. Arthur later died from doing one.
*He plans on having a new F-Zero machine called the ''Neo Blue Falcon''.
*He turns into Captain Falgiygas when his Falcon Punch collides with a Final Smash.
*He also did a Youtube Poop match with Abu5ername, a.k.a., [[Ike]] from the Fire Emblem series.
*Apparently, he's got [[AIDS]]. Thankfully, Captain Falcon responded to those accusations by saying that it was a lie created by Ike.

== Alter Egos ==
*Chuck Norris
*Duke Nukem (Without His Guns, Such As AK-47's)
*Brock Samson
*[[M. Bison]] ([[Yes]]!, [[Yes]]!)
*Turok
*Solid Snake

== Captain Falcon's Ten Commandments ==
*Thou shalt not attack thy opponent without asking them to show you their moves, or to COME ON!
*Thou shalt not attack a taunt spammer, for they are the chosen people of the Captain, and are afforded his sacred protection. Do not harm them, lest you anger Captain Falcon.
*Thou shalt not bemoan the Captain's tier standing, and blame him for a loss. It was not Captain Falcon who was too weak, it was thou.
*Thou shalt always spam SHOW ME YA MOVES whenever the crowd chants for the Captain, as a sign of acknowledgement to all of his loyal fans. Thou shalt also spam this taunt if the camera is zoomed in on the Captain from a Tingle Assist Trophy.
*Thou shalt let any Kirby who wishes to inhale and copy the [[Falcon Punch]] do as he pleases. However, if thou is attacked by this Kirby, Captain Falcon's swift judgment must be delivered to him, as he has broken the sacred bond of Master and Pupil, and shall pay for his foolishness.
*Thou shalt not land a Falcon Punch or Knee of Justice without immediately asking thy opponent to show you their moves, unless thou has a chance to perform a Sacred Combo, in which case the taunt must be performed as soon as thou hast finished.
*Thou shalt respect thy father, Ganondorf, as thou would respect a fellow Captain Falcon.
*Thou shalt not allow a spammer to not show the Captain their moves if he has asked them to. If the spammer insists on using the same move, thy fury must be delivered swiftly and with good aim to the spammer until they agree to show the Captain the rest of their moves, or are killed.
*Thou shalt use the Falcon system of measurement.
*Thou shalt lead children along the path of the Falcon by showing them thy moves as capably as thou can, and leading them to believe that using Captain Falcon is the way to victory.

Captain Falcon

2009-03-29T06:32:53Z

BK-Barnz: /* Alter Egos */

Captain Falcon

2009-03-29T06:30:30Z

BK-Barnz: /* Trivia */

Captain Falcon

2009-03-29T06:27:04Z

BK-Barnz: /* Captain Falcon's victims */

Captain Falcon

2009-03-29T06:23:57Z

BK-Barnz: /* Trivia */

Captain Falcon

2009-03-29T06:23:22Z

BK-Barnz: /* Quotes */

Captain Falcon

2009-03-29T06:12:07Z

BK-Barnz: /* Trivia */