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King Harkinian

2008-11-09T17:35:26Z

1947Oldsmobile: /* Possesions */

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'''King Harkinian''', better known as simply '''The King''', is the noble ruler of the land of [[Hyrule]]. He loves talking about [[My Boy|his boi,]] which has been proven to be [[Link]]. He also constantly wonders what's for dinner, and likes to aid his far-away friend, [[Duke Onkled]]. However, the duke gave the king over to the forces of [[Ganon]], but when the king was rescued by [[Zelda]], he made Duke Onkled scrub all the floors in Hyrule for his mercy. His Castle was destroyed thanks to Zeus But the King killed Zeus by throwing dinner into his mouth.

Cultural Heritage: Sweden

[[Image:4fourIV.jpg|thumb|right|The King of Hyrule, talking about his boy and the number 4.]]
==Areas of Expertise==
*The King has extensive knowledge of what true warriors strive for, whether it be peace, dinner, or certain bodily fluids ([[Cum]]).
*The King has mastered many psychic-based powers, and can teleport from outdoors to indoors in an instant. Rumor has it the idea for the movie "The Jumper" was based off of this skill.
*The King also has a Wii, but has not released his friend code to the Hyrulian public. He is currently one of the worst Wario Ware players, and sucks at Mario Party 8 and Mario Kart Wii.
*Expert at using a webcam, and tortures people who give him one star ratings on Youtube.
*It is romoured that he trained [[superbork]] in the ways of the Poop, but failed horribly.
*[[Vorhias]] managed to steal his dinner once. He barely made it out with his life.
*It is heavily suspected The King is a hard drinker. He usually drinks when talking about his Boy, and even laughs like a drunk frequently, possibly even flirting with Zelda. This may be due to his bottomless goblet which he holds most of the time.
*The King is one of two people who have mastered the lightsaber in [[Hyrule]]. The other person is [[Link]].
*The King can utilize different kinds of beam attacks, mostly coming from his mouth. It is thought that everyone else got the Lazer shooting abilities from him.

===Death===

News of his death has not been released to the public yet, but it is a plausable fact. There are rumors going around that the king got so drunk, he succombed to alchohol poisoning shortly after his merry laugh with Zelda. He then died, and was replaced by another, less alchohol-addicted king. The current king has yet to have been questioned on whether or not he is the original king, but it is very likely that he isn't. The original King may or may not be released from the pit, however, [[Gregg the Grim Reaper]] is getting pissed at the King's death happening so frequently. He died during a battle with [[Little Critter]] after he sacrificed himself to avenge his dad's death.

==Presidetial Campaign==
On March 28, 2008, The King announced his run for president of YouTube in a video
In the video he states that he has great knowledge, can teleport between outside and inside, and other good things.
(The Video was created by [[User:MILU724]], in The King's request.)

The video can be seen here.
{{vid|zVJ9DFvnYzQ}}

==Battle With Link==

The King had a incredibly cool and awesome fight with [[link]]. It's so awesome because it was a lightsaber battle. It started when they both wielded their light sabers. [[link]] then unexpectedly fired laser beams from a laser gun. The King blocked the beams with his lightsaber. He then unleashed the power of The Force and struck Link with a psychic pulse and discarded link's lightsaber from his hand. He responded with saying "f*ck!" The King then stabbed him with his lightsaber and defeated him. But then he discovered that Link had a bomb prepared to kill him if he couldn't. The King then made a break for his ship and escaped just in time before Hyrule Castle exploded. He thought he had won, but then he crashed his ship. Somehow Link rigged the ship and somehow survived.

The video footage can be seen in the bottom-right.
{{vid|ocGLR5NQ1z8}}

==Possesions==
*The Triforce of Courage
*Lotsa [[Dinner]]
*A lightsaber
*A [[Dinner Blaster]], which fires cheeseburgers. The King uses it to cause carnage in the video to the bottom-right
*A bottomless wine goblet
*The wierd headband he wears instead of a crown
*A ship. Possibly a yacht.
*A Wii
*A collection of sponges for which he constantly gives to Duke Onkled to scrub the floors in Hyrule.
*The only photo of his parents.
*A 1920's Austin convertible.
{{vid|RgOirMKSg2c}}

==Likes==
*[[Dinner]]
*[[Link]]
*Arguing with [[Zelda]]
*Torturing Duke Onkled
*Being Kidnapped by [[Ganon]]
*Saying "[[My Boy]]"
*His pet [[Platypus]] [[Image:Rabbit.jpg‎|thumb|right|The King's pet platypus.]]
*Mudkips
*Laughing
*Saying The Number [[4]]
*Taking constant trips to Gamelon
*[[KFC]]
*His ship
*Playing his Wii
*Using The Triforce Of Courage
*Cheeseburgers
*Reeses Pieces
*Dominos Pizza
*SEEEH-GAHHH
*Virtual Boy
*[[No|His Mormon Faith (yes ladies, he's polygamous!)]]
[[Image:Enough.jpg|thumb|right|ENOUGH]]
[[Image:Dinner.gif|thumb|right|Dinner]]

==Dislikes==
*Not Having Dinner
*[[Ganon]]
*[[Zelda]]
*[[Snacks]] [[Image:Snacks.jpg|thumb|[[Carmen]] seen taunting the King with a bag of Snacks that may contain Chips.]]
*[[Potato chips|Chips]]
*[[Froggo]]
*[[Jimmy Neutron|Jimmy]] & [[Timmy Turner|Timmy]]
*[[Zeus]] (For stealing his MAH BOI line)
*Being questioned (Especially for his reasons of travel to Gamelon)

==Quotes==
*MAH BOI!
*Four!
*I wonder what's for dinner?
*Aids
*After you scrub all the floors in hyrule, then we can talk about mercy! Take him away!
*HMMMM...how can Wii hell?
*This peace is what all true warriors strive FOR!
*Zelda, [[Duke Onkled]] is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon. I'm going to Gamelon to aid him.
*Did somebody say "dinner"?
*What?

[[Category:CD-i]]
*If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link.
*ENOUGH!
*You saved me!
*My [[Shit|ship]] sails in the morning.

Morshu

2008-09-17T21:00:26Z

1947Oldsmobile: /* History */

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[[Image:Morshu.jpg‎|thumb|270px.|right|You want it?]]

The man who is found in one of the Legend of Zelda CD-i games. His real name is Morshu Hundenbilg, but prefers to be called "Malfunctioning Bubba", in rememberence to is college years. Also mistaken for Tim Wonnacott.

He is known for selling lamp oil, rope, and bombs, among other "[[sex|things]]". He also acts like a jerk to people who aren't rich enough to buy things. All payments for his wares must be made up front, since he can't give credit.
He has a secret food stash in his shop. He doesn't sell the food so he can eat it himself. hence his large size. He was also the lead singer of ''The Cure'' for two months, although there is no record of this. He also is addicted to [[Boobs|boobies]].

Cultural Heritage: Germany

==History==

Morshu's parents, Franz and Eidelwiess Hundinbilg, immigrated to [[Koridai]] in 1936. Three years later, Edielwiess hundinberg gave birth to Morshu's older brother, Shastock. Shastock, however, had complications with the Spanish flu, and died due to an overdose of penicillin at 30 years old.

Trying to start a family again (Franz and Eidelwiess were only 12 when they were married, as per Gamelon custom), they then gave birth to Morshu. Morshu early in his life showed a great capacity for wild hand gesticulations and dramatic close-ups. Seeing the potential, his parents put Morshu in an apprenticeship with the then-leading merchant of Koridai, [[Goronu]].

Morshu, however, soon grew so great in shop-keeping prowess, that he overcame Goronu, who grew exceedingly jealous of Morshu's skills. Goronu soon came to [[Ganon]], whom he traded his soul for the ultimate shop-keeping powers. Using his newfound strength, Goronu soon attacked Morshu's shop in an attempt to rid himself of the troublesome pupil. However, on the way, Goronu got jock itch, and had to leave in order to deal with the tremendous pain. Morshu, seeing his oppurtunity, opened up a chain of stores in Goronu's absence, becoming the third wealthiest man in Koridai (behind [[Harlequin]] and [[Gwonam]]). In 1967 he opened Morshu's Dinner Palace, which became a very successful restaurent. Catering to the then college seniors The King and Duke Onkled. The place was well known for it's well cooked meals and Morshu's great singing. It closed in 1982 when the techno craze started because Morshu was scared to use anything that used a computer. He sold the restaurant to some guy named Rick for 200,000 ruppees and 50 cans of lamp oil.

With his newfound wealth, Morshu continually lead an opulent lifestyle, feasting refularly on Arpagos eggs (which make great ommelettes) and pure fat. He also gained even more income refularly supplying the one thing [[The King]] always strived for: Child pornography.

Unfortunately for Morshu, the KBG, upon finding Morshu directly linked to the child pornography ring in Koridai, descended upon Morshu and was able to foreclose most of his chain stores. To compund to his problems, Goronu recovered from jock itch, and was "itching" for revenge. Morshu, faced with so many problems, had to declare bankruptcy and foreclose on all of his properties.

By the time [[Link]] reaches Koridai, Morshu is a shadow of his former self. Only controlling the market on Lamp Oil, Rope, Bombs, et all, he is in a dire state, so much that he is no longer able to give credit, due to Goronu's strong-men continually harassing him. He says that Link must pay full-price for all goods, but he really is willing to take anything, any contribution Link offers.

Upon the defeat of Goronu by Link, Morshu is able to open a parlor on the side to earn a little bit of extra income. It turns to be a great success only after making the parlor an underground meeting-place for Gwonam's drug cartels. Morshu cries himself to sleep every night.

Morshu finally passed away in 1997 due to heart problems contracted from cholosterol problems. He is survived by 16 children out of wedlock. He also has a distant cousin named I. Fleecem. The two were good friends back in the 1950's. Morshu worked as Fleecems apprentice and learned all about how to run a good buisness. Fleecem however made the mistake of offering people credit instead of full payments. In 1947 he sold the King, lamp oil, rope, dinner and a ship on credit. 61 years later the King still refuses to pay. This event is partly why Morshu could never give credit, as he thought the King would refuse to pay him as well.

==Also Known as==
* Shopkeep
* Shopkeeper
* [[Goronu]], due to a mistake
* Fat Man
* Dumbass
*IAMSHOPKEEPER

[[Category:CD-i]]

[[Image:BOMBS!.gif|right|thumb|250px|BOMBS!? You want it?]]
[[image:LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.jpeg‎|right|Crash BOMBS you want it?]]

Morshu

2008-09-17T20:54:51Z

1947Oldsmobile: /* History */

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[[Image:Morshu.jpg‎|thumb|270px.|right|You want it?]]

The man who is found in one of the Legend of Zelda CD-i games. His real name is Morshu Hundenbilg, but prefers to be called "Malfunctioning Bubba", in rememberence to is college years. Also mistaken for Tim Wonnacott.

He is known for selling lamp oil, rope, and bombs, among other "[[sex|things]]". He also acts like a jerk to people who aren't rich enough to buy things. All payments for his wares must be made up front, since he can't give credit.
He has a secret food stash in his shop. He doesn't sell the food so he can eat it himself. hence his large size. He was also the lead singer of ''The Cure'' for two months, although there is no record of this. He also is addicted to [[Boobs|boobies]].

Cultural Heritage: Germany

==History==

Morshu's parents, Franz and Eidelwiess Hundinbilg, immigrated to [[Koridai]] in 1936. Three years later, Edielwiess hundinberg gave birth to Morshu's older brother, Shastock. Shastock, however, had complications with the Spanish flu, and died due to an overdose of penicillin at 30 years old.

Trying to start a family again (Franz and Eidelwiess were only 12 when they were married, as per Gamelon custom), they then gave birth to Morshu. Morshu early in his life showed a great capacity for wild hand gesticulations and dramatic close-ups. Seeing the potential, his parents put Morshu in an apprenticeship with the then-leading merchant of Koridai, [[Goronu]].

Morshu, however, soon grew so great in shop-keeping prowess, that he overcame Goronu, who grew exceedingly jealous of Morshu's skills. Goronu soon came to [[Ganon]], whom he traded his soul for the ultimate shop-keeping powers. Using his newfound strength, Goronu soon attacked Morshu's shop in an attempt to rid himself of the troublesome pupil. However, on the way, Goronu got jock itch, and had to leave in order to deal with the tremendous pain. Morshu, seeing his oppurtunity, opened up a chain of stores in Goronu's absence, becoming the third wealthiest man in Koridai (behind [[Harlequin]] and [[Gwonam]]). In 1967 he opened Morshu's Dinner Palace, which became a very successful restaurent. Catering to the then college seniors The King and Duke Onkled. The place was well known for it's well cooked meals and Morshu's great singing. It closed in 1982 when the techno craze started because Morshu was scared to use anything that used a computer. He sold the restaurant to some guy named Rick for 200,000 ruppees and 50 cans of lamp oil.

With his newfound wealth, Morshu continually lead an opulent lifestyle, feasting refularly on Arpagos eggs (which make great ommelettes) and pure fat. He also gained even more income refularly supplying the one thing [[The King]] always strived for: Child pornography.

Unfortunately for Morshu, the KBG, upon finding Morshu directly linked to the child pornography ring in Koridai, descended upon Morshu and was able to foreclose most of his chain stores. To compund to his problems, Goronu recovered from jock itch, and was "itching" for revenge. Morshu, faced with so many problems, had to declare bankruptcy and foreclose on all of his properties.

By the time [[Link]] reaches Koridai, Morshu is a shadow of his former self. Only controlling the market on Lamp Oil, Rope, Bombs, et all, he is in a dire state, so much that he is no longer able to give credit, due to Goronu's strong-men continually harassing him. He says that Link must pay full-price for all goods, but he really is willing to take anything, any contribution Link offers.

Upon the defeat of Goronu by Link, Morshu is able to open a parlor on the side to earn a little bit of extra income. It turns to be a great success only after making the parlor an underground meeting-place for Gwonam's drug cartels. Morshu cries himself to sleep every night.

Morshu finally passed away in 1997 due to heart problems contracted from cholosterol problems. He is survived by 16 children out of wedlock. He also has a distant cousin named I. Fleecem. The two were good friends back in the 1950's. Morshu worked as Fleecems apprentice and learned all about how to run a good buisness. Fleecem however made the mistake of offering people credit instead of full payments. In 1947 he sold the King, lamp oil, rope, dinner and ship on credit. 61 years later the King still refuses to pay. This event is partly why Morshu could never give credit, as he thought the King would refuse to pay him as well.

==Also Known as==
* Shopkeep
* Shopkeeper
* [[Goronu]], due to a mistake
* Fat Man
* Dumbass
*IAMSHOPKEEPER

[[Category:CD-i]]

[[Image:BOMBS!.gif|right|thumb|250px|BOMBS!? You want it?]]
[[image:LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.jpeg‎|right|Crash BOMBS you want it?]]

Luigi (Forms)

2008-09-17T20:26:19Z

1947Oldsmobile: /* Other Forms */

This article is where all the various forms of [[Luigi]] go to live and die.
[[Image:Luigi180.jpg|thumb|right|Gay Luigi, reading about his other forms on Chewiki]]

==Main Forms==
*[[Regular Luigi]] - A form that denies being related to the other forms
*[[Mama Luigi]] - A form of Luigi that is said to be a satanic creation brought to life by raw hatred and children's tears.
*[[Stone Luigi]] - A form of Luigi in which he gains extreme throwing and debating skills.
*[[Gay Luigi]] - Mario's butt buddy on the journey to defeat the mighty toasters and save [[the Princess]] from [[Bowser]].
*[[Retard Luigi]] - The weakest of the twelve main Luigi forms, Retard Luigi's only special attribute is that he is easily confused by balls.
*[[Debrotherized Luigi]] - One must perform the dreaded Hot Plunger Storm Dance to magically transform Luigi into this form.
*[[God Luigi]] - Activated when Luigi is really pissed off, or when Luigi touches a Smash Ball.
*[[Game Luigi]] - the first form of Luigi.
*[[Emo Luigi]] - The Luigi that always seems depressed
*[[Egg Luigi]] - Luigi, with the misfortune of being turned into an egg
*[[Weegee]] - A very powerful but silent form.
*[[Anime Luigi]] - A very greedy and messed up Luigi.

==Other Forms==
*[[Kimera Luigi]] - A form that appears when most forms of Luigi combine.
*[[3 Eyed blue Luigi]] - Yep.
*[[Luigizilla]] - The only pooper who has ever awaken the fire breathing reptile residing in Luigi is [[LuigiGodzillaGirl]].
*[[Mario Luigi]] - (Real but not yet appeared)
*[[1973 Luigi]] - Luigi as he appeared in 1973. He was notorious for drawing upside-down peace signs.
*[[Waluigi]] - Not really Luigi, just some faker who gets even less of a spotlight then Luigi, though.

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Luigi

2008-09-17T20:18:41Z

1947Oldsmobile: /* Dislikes */

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''For other various forms of Luigi, check out [[Luigi (Forms)]]''

[[Image:FacesOfLuigi_Apkinesis.png|thumb|right|The many faces of Luigi: Retard, Debrotherized, Mama, Gay, Stone, Egg, Emo, and Farmer.]]
Luigi, the brother of [[Mario]], comes in several main forms, as well as countless other lesser-known forms. All of his main (and many of the other) forms are materializations of his psyche. Being such a shape shifter, Luigi is hard to find by detectives and police, mainly for his most evil forms. Contrary to the laws of physics and the time-space continuum, his forms also tend to meet each other at certain times.

==Appearance(s)==
[[Image:Mama.jpg|thumb|Mama Luigi has something to say.]]Despite having many different main forms, Luigi is pretty much dressed the same way in all but the Egg form and Anime Luigi form. Skin tone and hair color may vary throughout. Voice may vary as well.

==Likes==
* [[Mario]]
* [[The Princess]]
* [[Yoshi]]
* Mighty Plumber
* [[Dr. Rabbit]]

==Dislikes==
* [[Bowser]]
* His Other Forms
* [[King Koopa]]
* [[Wario]]
* [[Cheatsy]]
* [[Waluigi]]
* [[Oogtar]]
* Dirk Drain-Head
*Kamek/Wizardheimer
[[category:Luigi]]

Gwonam

2008-09-17T19:57:00Z

1947Oldsmobile: /* Trivia */

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[[Image:Animation_fin8.jpg|thumb|Well done, Link!.]]
Gwonam is a character commonly used in Youtube Poop., Generally regarded as the "Freaky Carpet guy" or "Squadala Guy".

His real name is "Al-Saraha Murbad"
==General Information==
===Early life===
Gwonam was born in 1923 in Saudi Arabia. He had three brothers, [[Jafar]], Goshaman, and Gotseman. Often, the air was polluted by the many oil rigs. At age 22, Gwonam left the country to get away from the noxious gases. First, he moved to London. [[4]] years later, Gwonam left England, and moved to [[Sparta]]. He was still not happy. 3 years after moving to Sparta, Gwonam moved into China, this time he felt happy. He lived in China for 27 years. But then, the Communist government of China decided to fire Gwonam from his prophet job. Gwonam was depressed and didn't know what to do. Then, he met [[King Harkinian]] , the king of the land of [[Hyrule]]. The king took Gwonam to Hyrule and asked him to be his royal Genie Prophet Guy. Gwonam accepted, and became happy once again. He has been living in Hyrule ever since.

It is not confirmed on how he became homo[[sex]]ual, but it is speculated that these traits began in his teenage years. Scarce records show that he snuck kisses with other teenage boys in the neighborhood. He would even kiss his own brothers. This means that these boys were [[Gay Luigi|gay]] long before gay was well-known.

===Modern life===
Gwonam is an old guy on a magic carpet that brings about a sacred prophecy. Gwonam claims that the prophecy states, "Only [[Link]] can defeat [[Ganon]]", but the prophecy clearly says, "Squiggle squiggle squiggle fish squiggle squiggle". His catch phrase is the famed, "[[Squadala]]!" which he says everytime he sets off on flight or when he gets an erection. It has been rumored that Gwonam has a deep obsession with taking Link and [[Zelda]] to [[IHOP]]. He also seem to like to stand in a same posings and movements when Link meets him in his magic carpet while he (Gwonam) tells Link about Ganon's minions. he also likes to tell Link to "look" or "see" Something..

Cultural Heritage: Saudi Arabia

==Controversy==
Gwonam appears to have an obsession with [[cum]], and seems to enjoy Link's company. It has been rumored that Gwonam is a pedophilic homosexual due to his particular liking towards Link.

==Posessions==
Gwonam seems to be quite the item master and is a large help when it comes to aiding Link on his quests.
*[[The Map]]
*A Magic Carpet
*A Strange <strike>Turban Type Hat</strike> Shower Cap.
*Weird Facial Hair
*A Strange ability to see into the future to find out what Ganon's minions are doing
*A lamp which allows him to "see the Sand Crumies"
*[[Cum]]
*Possibly some [[birds]]

==Trivia==
*His favorite band is [[Birds|The Byrds]].
*He once worked for the Angry German Kid.
*Was originally casted for the role of "Genie" in Aladdin, but was replaced at the last minute for failing a drug test.
*He has six toes on his left foot, but no one knows about that (until now}.
*His claim that "only Link can defeat Ganon" has been disproved by the fact that Ganon has been defeated by [[Zelda]] and [[Game Luigi]].
*In about a million and one years, Gwanom will be turned into a mechanical genie, and put on an island. There he will meet a giant baby and [[Flapjack]].
[[Category:CD-i]]
*Gwonam tried to sell his flying magic carpet to Link in 1978, but Von Vulture claimed it was fake and 30 years later Link still has not bought it.

Gwonam

2008-09-17T19:52:28Z

1947Oldsmobile: /* Trivia */

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[[Image:Animation_fin8.jpg|thumb|Well done, Link!.]]
Gwonam is a character commonly used in Youtube Poop., Generally regarded as the "Freaky Carpet guy" or "Squadala Guy".

His real name is "Al-Saraha Murbad"
==General Information==
===Early life===
Gwonam was born in 1923 in Saudi Arabia. He had three brothers, [[Jafar]], Goshaman, and Gotseman. Often, the air was polluted by the many oil rigs. At age 22, Gwonam left the country to get away from the noxious gases. First, he moved to London. [[4]] years later, Gwonam left England, and moved to [[Sparta]]. He was still not happy. 3 years after moving to Sparta, Gwonam moved into China, this time he felt happy. He lived in China for 27 years. But then, the Communist government of China decided to fire Gwonam from his prophet job. Gwonam was depressed and didn't know what to do. Then, he met [[King Harkinian]] , the king of the land of [[Hyrule]]. The king took Gwonam to Hyrule and asked him to be his royal Genie Prophet Guy. Gwonam accepted, and became happy once again. He has been living in Hyrule ever since.

It is not confirmed on how he became homo[[sex]]ual, but it is speculated that these traits began in his teenage years. Scarce records show that he snuck kisses with other teenage boys in the neighborhood. He would even kiss his own brothers. This means that these boys were [[Gay Luigi|gay]] long before gay was well-known.

===Modern life===
Gwonam is an old guy on a magic carpet that brings about a sacred prophecy. Gwonam claims that the prophecy states, "Only [[Link]] can defeat [[Ganon]]", but the prophecy clearly says, "Squiggle squiggle squiggle fish squiggle squiggle". His catch phrase is the famed, "[[Squadala]]!" which he says everytime he sets off on flight or when he gets an erection. It has been rumored that Gwonam has a deep obsession with taking Link and [[Zelda]] to [[IHOP]]. He also seem to like to stand in a same posings and movements when Link meets him in his magic carpet while he (Gwonam) tells Link about Ganon's minions. he also likes to tell Link to "look" or "see" Something..

Cultural Heritage: Saudi Arabia

==Controversy==
Gwonam appears to have an obsession with [[cum]], and seems to enjoy Link's company. It has been rumored that Gwonam is a pedophilic homosexual due to his particular liking towards Link.

==Posessions==
Gwonam seems to be quite the item master and is a large help when it comes to aiding Link on his quests.
*[[The Map]]
*A Magic Carpet
*A Strange <strike>Turban Type Hat</strike> Shower Cap.
*Weird Facial Hair
*A Strange ability to see into the future to find out what Ganon's minions are doing
*A lamp which allows him to "see the Sand Crumies"
*[[Cum]]
*Possibly some [[birds]]

==Trivia==
*His favorite band is [[Birds|The Byrds]].
*He once worked for the Angry German Kid.
*Was originally casted for the role of "Genie" in Aladdin, but was replaced at the last minute for failing a drug test.
*He has six toes on his left foot, but no one knows about that (until now}.
*His claim that "only Link can defeat Ganon" has been disproved by the fact that Ganon has been defeated by [[Zelda]] and [[Game Luigi]].
*In about a million and one years, Gwanom will be turned into a mechanical genie, and put on an island. There he will meet a giant baby and [[Flapjack]].
[[Category:CD-i]]
*Gwonam tried to sell Link his flying magic carpet to Link in 1978, but Von Vulture claimed it was fake and 30 years later Link still has not bought it.

King Harkinian

2008-09-17T17:05:27Z

1947Oldsmobile: /* Possesions */

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'''King Harkinian''', better known as simply '''The King''', is the noble ruler of the land of [[Hyrule]]. He loves talking about [[My Boy|his boi,]] which has been proven to be [[Link]]. He also constantly wonders what's for dinner, and likes to aid his far-away friend, [[Duke Onkled]]. However, the duke gave the king over to the forces of [[Ganon]], but when the king was rescued by [[Zelda]], he made Duke Onkled scrub all the floors in Hyrule for his mercy. His Castle was destroyed thanks to Zeus But the King killed Zeus by throwing dinner into his mouth.

Cultural Heritage: Sweden

[[Image:4fourIV.jpg|thumb|right|The King of Hyrule, talking about his boy and the number 4.]]
==Areas of Expertise==
*The King has extensive knowledge of what true warriors strive for, whether it be peace, dinner, or certain bodily fluids ([[Cum]]).
*The King has mastered many psychic-based powers, and can teleport from outdoors to indoors in an instant. Rumor has it the idea for the movie "The Jumper" was based off of this skill.
*The King also has a Wii, but has not released his friend code to the Hyrulian public. He is currently one of the worst Wario Ware players, and sucks at Mario Party 8 and Mario Kart Wii.
*Expert at using a webcam, and tortures people who give him one star ratings on Youtube.
*It is romoured that he trained [[superbork]] in the ways of the Poop, but failed horribly.
*[[Vorhias]] managed to steal his dinner once. He barely made it out with his life.
*It is heavily suspected The King is a hard drinker. He usually drinks when talking about his Boy, and even laughs like a drunk frequently, possibly even flirting with Zelda. This may be due to his bottomless goblet which he holds most of the time.
*The King is one of two people who have mastered the lightsaber in [[Hyrule]]. The other person is [[Link]].
*The King can utilize different kinds of beam attacks, mostly coming from his mouth. It is thought that everyone else got the Lazer shooting abilities from him.

===Death===

News of his death has not been released to the public yet, but it is a plausable fact. There are rumors going around that the king got so drunk, he succombed to alchohol poisoning shortly after his merry laugh with Zelda. He then died, and was replaced by another, less alchohol-addicted king. The current king has yet to have been questioned on whether or not he is the original king, but it is very likely that he isn't. The original King may or may not be released from the pit, however, [[Gregg the Grim Reaper]] is getting pissed at the King's death happening so frequently.

==Presidetial Campaign==
On March 28, 2008, The King announced his run for president of YouTube in a video
In the video he states that he has great knowledge, can teleport between outside and inside, and other good things.
(The Video was created by [[User:MILU724]], in The King's request.)

The video can be seen here.
{{vid|zVJ9DFvnYzQ}}

==Battle With Link==

The King had a incredibly cool and awesome fight with [[link]]. It's so awesome because it was a lightsaber battle. It started when they both wielded their light sabers. [[link]] then unexpectedly fired laser beams from a laser gun. The King blocked the beams with his lightsaber. He then unleashed the power of The Force and struck Link with a psychic pulse and discarded link's lightsaber from his hand. He responded with saying "f*ck!" The King then stabbed him with his lightsaber and defeated him. But then he discovered that Link had a bomb prepared to kill him if he couldn't. The King then made a break for his ship and escaped just in time before Hyrule Castle exploded. He thought he had won, but then he crashed his ship. Somehow Link rigged the ship and somehow survived.

The video footage can be seen in the bottom-right.
{{vid|ocGLR5NQ1z8}}

==Possesions==
*The Triforce of Courage
*Lotsa [[Dinner]]
*A lightsaber
*A [[Dinner Blaster]], which fires cheeseburgers. The King uses it to cause carnage in the video to the bottom-right
*A bottomless wine goblet
*The wierd headband he wears instead of a crown
*A ship. Possibly a yacht.
*A Wii
*A collection of sponges for which he constantly gives to Duke Onkled to scrub the floors in Hyrule.
*The only photo of his parents.
{{vid|RgOirMKSg2c}}

==Likes==
*[[Dinner]]
*[[Link]]
*Arguing with [[Zelda]]
*Torturing Duke Onkled
*Being Kidnapped by [[Ganon]]
*Saying "[[My Boy]]"
*His pet [[Platypus]] [[Image:Rabbit.jpg‎|thumb|right|The King's pet platypus.]]
*Mudkips
*Laughing
*Saying The Number [[4]]
*Taking constant trips to Gamelon
*[[KFC]]
*His ship
*Playing his Wii
*Using The Triforce Of Courage
*Cheeseburgers
*Reeses Pieces
*Dominos Pizza
*SEEEH-GAHHH
*Virtual Boy
*[[No|His Mormon Faith (yes ladies, he's polygamous!)]]
[[Image:Enough.jpg|thumb|right|ENOUGH]]
[[Image:Dinner.gif|thumb|right|Dinner]]

==Dislikes==
*Not Having Dinner
*[[Ganon]]
*[[Zelda]]
*[[Snacks]] [[Image:Snacks.jpg|thumb|[[Carmen]] seen taunting the King with a bag of Snacks that may contain Chips.]]
*[[Potato chips|Chips]]
*[[Froggo]]
*[[Jimmy Neutron|Jimmy]] & [[Timmy Turner|Timmy]]
*[[Zeus]] (For stealing his MAH BOI line)
*Being questioned (Especially for his reasons of travel to Gamelon)
*[[I. Fleecem]] (He bought tailoring equipment from him in 1947 and still hasen't paid the 321 ruppees he owes)

==Quotes==
*MAH BOI!
*Four!
*I wonder what's for dinner?
*Aids
*After you scrub all the floors in hyrule, then we can talk about mercy! Take him away!
*HMMMM...how can Wii hell?
*This peace is what all true warriors strive FOR!
*Zelda, [[Duke Onkled]] is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon. I'm going to Gamelon to aid him.
*Did somebody say "dinner"?
*What?

[[Category:CD-i]]
*If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link.
*ENOUGH!
*You saved me!
*My [[Shit|ship]] sails in the morning.

King Harkinian

2008-09-17T17:03:32Z

1947Oldsmobile: /* Possesions */

{{char}}
'''King Harkinian''', better known as simply '''The King''', is the noble ruler of the land of [[Hyrule]]. He loves talking about [[My Boy|his boi,]] which has been proven to be [[Link]]. He also constantly wonders what's for dinner, and likes to aid his far-away friend, [[Duke Onkled]]. However, the duke gave the king over to the forces of [[Ganon]], but when the king was rescued by [[Zelda]], he made Duke Onkled scrub all the floors in Hyrule for his mercy. His Castle was destroyed thanks to Zeus But the King killed Zeus by throwing dinner into his mouth.

Cultural Heritage: Sweden

[[Image:4fourIV.jpg|thumb|right|The King of Hyrule, talking about his boy and the number 4.]]
==Areas of Expertise==
*The King has extensive knowledge of what true warriors strive for, whether it be peace, dinner, or certain bodily fluids ([[Cum]]).
*The King has mastered many psychic-based powers, and can teleport from outdoors to indoors in an instant. Rumor has it the idea for the movie "The Jumper" was based off of this skill.
*The King also has a Wii, but has not released his friend code to the Hyrulian public. He is currently one of the worst Wario Ware players, and sucks at Mario Party 8 and Mario Kart Wii.
*Expert at using a webcam, and tortures people who give him one star ratings on Youtube.
*It is romoured that he trained [[superbork]] in the ways of the Poop, but failed horribly.
*[[Vorhias]] managed to steal his dinner once. He barely made it out with his life.
*It is heavily suspected The King is a hard drinker. He usually drinks when talking about his Boy, and even laughs like a drunk frequently, possibly even flirting with Zelda. This may be due to his bottomless goblet which he holds most of the time.
*The King is one of two people who have mastered the lightsaber in [[Hyrule]]. The other person is [[Link]].
*The King can utilize different kinds of beam attacks, mostly coming from his mouth. It is thought that everyone else got the Lazer shooting abilities from him.

===Death===

News of his death has not been released to the public yet, but it is a plausable fact. There are rumors going around that the king got so drunk, he succombed to alchohol poisoning shortly after his merry laugh with Zelda. He then died, and was replaced by another, less alchohol-addicted king. The current king has yet to have been questioned on whether or not he is the original king, but it is very likely that he isn't. The original King may or may not be released from the pit, however, [[Gregg the Grim Reaper]] is getting pissed at the King's death happening so frequently.

==Presidetial Campaign==
On March 28, 2008, The King announced his run for president of YouTube in a video
In the video he states that he has great knowledge, can teleport between outside and inside, and other good things.
(The Video was created by [[User:MILU724]], in The King's request.)

The video can be seen here.
{{vid|zVJ9DFvnYzQ}}

==Battle With Link==

The King had a incredibly cool and awesome fight with [[link]]. It's so awesome because it was a lightsaber battle. It started when they both wielded their light sabers. [[link]] then unexpectedly fired laser beams from a laser gun. The King blocked the beams with his lightsaber. He then unleashed the power of The Force and struck Link with a psychic pulse and discarded link's lightsaber from his hand. He responded with saying "f*ck!" The King then stabbed him with his lightsaber and defeated him. But then he discovered that Link had a bomb prepared to kill him if he couldn't. The King then made a break for his ship and escaped just in time before Hyrule Castle exploded. He thought he had won, but then he crashed his ship. Somehow Link rigged the ship and somehow survived.

The video footage can be seen in the bottom-right.
{{vid|ocGLR5NQ1z8}}

==Possesions==
*The Triforce of Courage
*Lotsa [[Dinner]]
*A lightsaber
*A [[Dinner Blaster]], which fires cheeseburgers. The King uses it to cause carnage in the video to the bottom-right
*A bottomless wine goblet
*The wierd headband he wears instead of a crown
*A ship. Possibly a yacht.
*A Wii
*A collection of sponges for which he constantly gives to Duke Onkled to scrub the floors in Hyrule.
{{vid|RgOirMKSg2c}}
*The only photo of his parents.

==Likes==
*[[Dinner]]
*[[Link]]
*Arguing with [[Zelda]]
*Torturing Duke Onkled
*Being Kidnapped by [[Ganon]]
*Saying "[[My Boy]]"
*His pet [[Platypus]] [[Image:Rabbit.jpg‎|thumb|right|The King's pet platypus.]]
*Mudkips
*Laughing
*Saying The Number [[4]]
*Taking constant trips to Gamelon
*[[KFC]]
*His ship
*Playing his Wii
*Using The Triforce Of Courage
*Cheeseburgers
*Reeses Pieces
*Dominos Pizza
*SEEEH-GAHHH
*Virtual Boy
*[[No|His Mormon Faith (yes ladies, he's polygamous!)]]
[[Image:Enough.jpg|thumb|right|ENOUGH]]
[[Image:Dinner.gif|thumb|right|Dinner]]

==Dislikes==
*Not Having Dinner
*[[Ganon]]
*[[Zelda]]
*[[Snacks]] [[Image:Snacks.jpg|thumb|[[Carmen]] seen taunting the King with a bag of Snacks that may contain Chips.]]
*[[Potato chips|Chips]]
*[[Froggo]]
*[[Jimmy Neutron|Jimmy]] & [[Timmy Turner|Timmy]]
*[[Zeus]] (For stealing his MAH BOI line)
*Being questioned (Especially for his reasons of travel to Gamelon)
*[[I. Fleecem]] (He bought tailoring equipment from him in 1947 and still hasen't paid the 321 ruppees he owes)

==Quotes==
*MAH BOI!
*Four!
*I wonder what's for dinner?
*Aids
*After you scrub all the floors in hyrule, then we can talk about mercy! Take him away!
*HMMMM...how can Wii hell?
*This peace is what all true warriors strive FOR!
*Zelda, [[Duke Onkled]] is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon. I'm going to Gamelon to aid him.
*Did somebody say "dinner"?
*What?

[[Category:CD-i]]
*If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link.
*ENOUGH!
*You saved me!
*My [[Shit|ship]] sails in the morning.

King Harkinian

2008-09-17T16:30:06Z

1947Oldsmobile: /* Dislikes */

{{char}}
'''King Harkinian''', better known as simply '''The King''', is the noble ruler of the land of [[Hyrule]]. He loves talking about [[My Boy|his boi,]] which has been proven to be [[Link]]. He also constantly wonders what's for dinner, and likes to aid his far-away friend, [[Duke Onkled]]. However, the duke gave the king over to the forces of [[Ganon]], but when the king was rescued by [[Zelda]], he made Duke Onkled scrub all the floors in Hyrule for his mercy. His Castle was destroyed thanks to Zeus But the King killed Zeus by throwing dinner into his mouth.

Cultural Heritage: Sweden

[[Image:4fourIV.jpg|thumb|right|The King of Hyrule, talking about his boy and the number 4.]]
==Areas of Expertise==
*The King has extensive knowledge of what true warriors strive for, whether it be peace, dinner, or certain bodily fluids ([[Cum]]).
*The King has mastered many psychic-based powers, and can teleport from outdoors to indoors in an instant. Rumor has it the idea for the movie "The Jumper" was based off of this skill.
*The King also has a Wii, but has not released his friend code to the Hyrulian public. He is currently one of the worst Wario Ware players, and sucks at Mario Party 8 and Mario Kart Wii.
*Expert at using a webcam, and tortures people who give him one star ratings on Youtube.
*It is romoured that he trained [[superbork]] in the ways of the Poop, but failed horribly.
*[[Vorhias]] managed to steal his dinner once. He barely made it out with his life.
*It is heavily suspected The King is a hard drinker. He usually drinks when talking about his Boy, and even laughs like a drunk frequently, possibly even flirting with Zelda. This may be due to his bottomless goblet which he holds most of the time.
*The King is one of two people who have mastered the lightsaber in [[Hyrule]]. The other person is [[Link]].
*The King can utilize different kinds of beam attacks, mostly coming from his mouth. It is thought that everyone else got the Lazer shooting abilities from him.

===Death===

News of his death has not been released to the public yet, but it is a plausable fact. There are rumors going around that the king got so drunk, he succombed to alchohol poisoning shortly after his merry laugh with Zelda. He then died, and was replaced by another, less alchohol-addicted king. The current king has yet to have been questioned on whether or not he is the original king, but it is very likely that he isn't. The original King may or may not be released from the pit, however, [[Gregg the Grim Reaper]] is getting pissed at the King's death happening so frequently.

==Presidetial Campaign==
On March 28, 2008, The King announced his run for president of YouTube in a video
In the video he states that he has great knowledge, can teleport between outside and inside, and other good things.
(The Video was created by [[User:MILU724]], in The King's request.)

The video can be seen here.
{{vid|zVJ9DFvnYzQ}}

==Battle With Link==

The King had a incredibly cool and awesome fight with [[link]]. It's so awesome because it was a lightsaber battle. It started when they both wielded their light sabers. [[link]] then unexpectedly fired laser beams from a laser gun. The King blocked the beams with his lightsaber. He then unleashed the power of The Force and struck Link with a psychic pulse and discarded link's lightsaber from his hand. He responded with saying "f*ck!" The King then stabbed him with his lightsaber and defeated him. But then he discovered that Link had a bomb prepared to kill him if he couldn't. The King then made a break for his ship and escaped just in time before Hyrule Castle exploded. He thought he had won, but then he crashed his ship. Somehow Link rigged the ship and somehow survived.

The video footage can be seen in the bottom-right.
{{vid|ocGLR5NQ1z8}}

==Possesions==
*The Triforce of Courage
*Lotsa [[Dinner]]
*A lightsaber
*A [[Dinner Blaster]], which fires cheeseburgers. The King uses it to cause carnage in the video to the bottom-right
*A bottomless wine goblet
*The wierd headband he wears instead of a crown
*A ship. Possibly a yacht.
*A Wii
*A collection of sponges for which he constantly gives to Duke Onkled to scrub the floors in Hyrule.
{{vid|RgOirMKSg2c}}

==Likes==
*[[Dinner]]
*[[Link]]
*Arguing with [[Zelda]]
*Torturing Duke Onkled
*Being Kidnapped by [[Ganon]]
*Saying "[[My Boy]]"
*His pet [[Platypus]] [[Image:Rabbit.jpg‎|thumb|right|The King's pet platypus.]]
*Mudkips
*Laughing
*Saying The Number [[4]]
*Taking constant trips to Gamelon
*[[KFC]]
*His ship
*Playing his Wii
*Using The Triforce Of Courage
*Cheeseburgers
*Reeses Pieces
*Dominos Pizza
*SEEEH-GAHHH
*Virtual Boy
*[[No|His Mormon Faith (yes ladies, he's polygamous!)]]
[[Image:Enough.jpg|thumb|right|ENOUGH]]
[[Image:Dinner.gif|thumb|right|Dinner]]

==Dislikes==
*Not Having Dinner
*[[Ganon]]
*[[Zelda]]
*[[Snacks]] [[Image:Snacks.jpg|thumb|[[Carmen]] seen taunting the King with a bag of Snacks that may contain Chips.]]
*[[Potato chips|Chips]]
*[[Froggo]]
*[[Jimmy Neutron|Jimmy]] & [[Timmy Turner|Timmy]]
*[[Zeus]] (For stealing his MAH BOI line)
*Being questioned (Especially for his reasons of travel to Gamelon)
*[[I. Fleecem]] (He bought tailoring equipment from him in 1947 and still hasen't paid the 321 ruppees he owes)

==Quotes==
*MAH BOI!
*Four!
*I wonder what's for dinner?
*Aids
*After you scrub all the floors in hyrule, then we can talk about mercy! Take him away!
*HMMMM...how can Wii hell?
*This peace is what all true warriors strive FOR!
*Zelda, [[Duke Onkled]] is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon. I'm going to Gamelon to aid him.
*Did somebody say "dinner"?
*What?

[[Category:CD-i]]
*If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link.
*ENOUGH!
*You saved me!
*My [[Shit|ship]] sails in the morning.

King Harkinian

2008-09-17T16:09:51Z

1947Oldsmobile: /* Dislikes */

{{char}}
'''King Harkinian''', better known as simply '''The King''', is the noble ruler of the land of [[Hyrule]]. He loves talking about [[My Boy|his boi,]] which has been proven to be [[Link]]. He also constantly wonders what's for dinner, and likes to aid his far-away friend, [[Duke Onkled]]. However, the duke gave the king over to the forces of [[Ganon]], but when the king was rescued by [[Zelda]], he made Duke Onkled scrub all the floors in Hyrule for his mercy. His Castle was destroyed thanks to Zeus But the King killed Zeus by throwing dinner into his mouth.

Cultural Heritage: Sweden

[[Image:4fourIV.jpg|thumb|right|The King of Hyrule, talking about his boy and the number 4.]]
==Areas of Expertise==
*The King has extensive knowledge of what true warriors strive for, whether it be peace, dinner, or certain bodily fluids ([[Cum]]).
*The King has mastered many psychic-based powers, and can teleport from outdoors to indoors in an instant. Rumor has it the idea for the movie "The Jumper" was based off of this skill.
*The King also has a Wii, but has not released his friend code to the Hyrulian public. He is currently one of the worst Wario Ware players, and sucks at Mario Party 8 and Mario Kart Wii.
*Expert at using a webcam, and tortures people who give him one star ratings on Youtube.
*It is romoured that he trained [[superbork]] in the ways of the Poop, but failed horribly.
*[[Vorhias]] managed to steal his dinner once. He barely made it out with his life.
*It is heavily suspected The King is a hard drinker. He usually drinks when talking about his Boy, and even laughs like a drunk frequently, possibly even flirting with Zelda. This may be due to his bottomless goblet which he holds most of the time.
*The King is one of two people who have mastered the lightsaber in [[Hyrule]]. The other person is [[Link]].
*The King can utilize different kinds of beam attacks, mostly coming from his mouth. It is thought that everyone else got the Lazer shooting abilities from him.

===Death===

News of his death has not been released to the public yet, but it is a plausable fact. There are rumors going around that the king got so drunk, he succombed to alchohol poisoning shortly after his merry laugh with Zelda. He then died, and was replaced by another, less alchohol-addicted king. The current king has yet to have been questioned on whether or not he is the original king, but it is very likely that he isn't. The original King may or may not be released from the pit, however, [[Gregg the Grim Reaper]] is getting pissed at the King's death happening so frequently.

==Presidetial Campaign==
On March 28, 2008, The King announced his run for president of YouTube in a video
In the video he states that he has great knowledge, can teleport between outside and inside, and other good things.
(The Video was created by [[User:MILU724]], in The King's request.)

The video can be seen here.
{{vid|zVJ9DFvnYzQ}}

==Battle With Link==

The King had a incredibly cool and awesome fight with [[link]]. It's so awesome because it was a lightsaber battle. It started when they both wielded their light sabers. [[link]] then unexpectedly fired laser beams from a laser gun. The King blocked the beams with his lightsaber. He then unleashed the power of The Force and struck Link with a psychic pulse and discarded link's lightsaber from his hand. He responded with saying "f*ck!" The King then stabbed him with his lightsaber and defeated him. But then he discovered that Link had a bomb prepared to kill him if he couldn't. The King then made a break for his ship and escaped just in time before Hyrule Castle exploded. He thought he had won, but then he crashed his ship. Somehow Link rigged the ship and somehow survived.

The video footage can be seen in the bottom-right.
{{vid|ocGLR5NQ1z8}}

==Possesions==
*The Triforce of Courage
*Lotsa [[Dinner]]
*A lightsaber
*A [[Dinner Blaster]], which fires cheeseburgers. The King uses it to cause carnage in the video to the bottom-right
*A bottomless wine goblet
*The wierd headband he wears instead of a crown
*A ship. Possibly a yacht.
*A Wii
*A collection of sponges for which he constantly gives to Duke Onkled to scrub the floors in Hyrule.
{{vid|RgOirMKSg2c}}

==Likes==
*[[Dinner]]
*[[Link]]
*Arguing with [[Zelda]]
*Torturing Duke Onkled
*Being Kidnapped by [[Ganon]]
*Saying "[[My Boy]]"
*His pet [[Platypus]] [[Image:Rabbit.jpg‎|thumb|right|The King's pet platypus.]]
*Mudkips
*Laughing
*Saying The Number [[4]]
*Taking constant trips to Gamelon
*[[KFC]]
*His ship
*Playing his Wii
*Using The Triforce Of Courage
*Cheeseburgers
*Reeses Pieces
*Dominos Pizza
*SEEEH-GAHHH
*Virtual Boy
*[[No|His Mormon Faith (yes ladies, he's polygamous!)]]
[[Image:Enough.jpg|thumb|right|ENOUGH]]
[[Image:Dinner.gif|thumb|right|Dinner]]

==Dislikes==
*Not Having Dinner
*[[Ganon]]
*[[Zelda]]
*[[Snacks]] [[Image:Snacks.jpg|thumb|[[Carmen]] seen taunting the King with a bag of Snacks that may contain Chips.]]
*[[Potato chips|Chips]]
*[[Froggo]]
*[[Jimmy Neutron|Jimmy]] & [[Timmy Turner|Timmy]]
*[[Zeus]] (For stealing his MAH BOI line)
*Being questioned (Esepcially for his reasons of travel to Gamelon)
*[[I. Fleecem]] (He bought tailoring equipment from him in 1947 and still hasen't paid the 321 ruppees he owes)

==Quotes==
*MAH BOI!
*Four!
*I wonder what's for dinner?
*Aids
*After you scrub all the floors in hyrule, then we can talk about mercy! Take him away!
*HMMMM...how can Wii hell?
*This peace is what all true warriors strive FOR!
*Zelda, [[Duke Onkled]] is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon. I'm going to Gamelon to aid him.
*Did somebody say "dinner"?
*What?

[[Category:CD-i]]
*If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link.
*ENOUGH!
*You saved me!
*My [[Shit|ship]] sails in the morning.

King Harkinian

2008-09-17T15:56:47Z

1947Oldsmobile: /* Dislikes */

{{char}}
'''King Harkinian''', better known as simply '''The King''', is the noble ruler of the land of [[Hyrule]]. He loves talking about [[My Boy|his boi,]] which has been proven to be [[Link]]. He also constantly wonders what's for dinner, and likes to aid his far-away friend, [[Duke Onkled]]. However, the duke gave the king over to the forces of [[Ganon]], but when the king was rescued by [[Zelda]], he made Duke Onkled scrub all the floors in Hyrule for his mercy. His Castle was destroyed thanks to Zeus But the King killed Zeus by throwing dinner into his mouth.

Cultural Heritage: Sweden

[[Image:4fourIV.jpg|thumb|right|The King of Hyrule, talking about his boy and the number 4.]]
==Areas of Expertise==
*The King has extensive knowledge of what true warriors strive for, whether it be peace, dinner, or certain bodily fluids ([[Cum]]).
*The King has mastered many psychic-based powers, and can teleport from outdoors to indoors in an instant. Rumor has it the idea for the movie "The Jumper" was based off of this skill.
*The King also has a Wii, but has not released his friend code to the Hyrulian public. He is currently one of the worst Wario Ware players, and sucks at Mario Party 8 and Mario Kart Wii.
*Expert at using a webcam, and tortures people who give him one star ratings on Youtube.
*It is romoured that he trained [[superbork]] in the ways of the Poop, but failed horribly.
*[[Vorhias]] managed to steal his dinner once. He barely made it out with his life.
*It is heavily suspected The King is a hard drinker. He usually drinks when talking about his Boy, and even laughs like a drunk frequently, possibly even flirting with Zelda. This may be due to his bottomless goblet which he holds most of the time.
*The King is one of two people who have mastered the lightsaber in [[Hyrule]]. The other person is [[Link]].
*The King can utilize different kinds of beam attacks, mostly coming from his mouth. It is thought that everyone else got the Lazer shooting abilities from him.

===Death===

News of his death has not been released to the public yet, but it is a plausable fact. There are rumors going around that the king got so drunk, he succombed to alchohol poisoning shortly after his merry laugh with Zelda. He then died, and was replaced by another, less alchohol-addicted king. The current king has yet to have been questioned on whether or not he is the original king, but it is very likely that he isn't. The original King may or may not be released from the pit, however, [[Gregg the Grim Reaper]] is getting pissed at the King's death happening so frequently.

==Presidetial Campaign==
On March 28, 2008, The King announced his run for president of YouTube in a video
In the video he states that he has great knowledge, can teleport between outside and inside, and other good things.
(The Video was created by [[User:MILU724]], in The King's request.)

The video can be seen here.
{{vid|zVJ9DFvnYzQ}}

==Battle With Link==

The King had a incredibly cool and awesome fight with [[link]]. It's so awesome because it was a lightsaber battle. It started when they both wielded their light sabers. [[link]] then unexpectedly fired laser beams from a laser gun. The King blocked the beams with his lightsaber. He then unleashed the power of The Force and struck Link with a psychic pulse and discarded link's lightsaber from his hand. He responded with saying "f*ck!" The King then stabbed him with his lightsaber and defeated him. But then he discovered that Link had a bomb prepared to kill him if he couldn't. The King then made a break for his ship and escaped just in time before Hyrule Castle exploded. He thought he had won, but then he crashed his ship. Somehow Link rigged the ship and somehow survived.

The video footage can be seen in the bottom-right.
{{vid|ocGLR5NQ1z8}}

==Possesions==
*The Triforce of Courage
*Lotsa [[Dinner]]
*A lightsaber
*A [[Dinner Blaster]], which fires cheeseburgers. The King uses it to cause carnage in the video to the bottom-right
*A bottomless wine goblet
*The wierd headband he wears instead of a crown
*A ship. Possibly a yacht.
*A Wii
*A collection of sponges for which he constantly gives to Duke Onkled to scrub the floors in Hyrule.
{{vid|RgOirMKSg2c}}

==Likes==
*[[Dinner]]
*[[Link]]
*Arguing with [[Zelda]]
*Torturing Duke Onkled
*Being Kidnapped by [[Ganon]]
*Saying "[[My Boy]]"
*His pet [[Platypus]] [[Image:Rabbit.jpg‎|thumb|right|The King's pet platypus.]]
*Mudkips
*Laughing
*Saying The Number [[4]]
*Taking constant trips to Gamelon
*[[KFC]]
*His ship
*Playing his Wii
*Using The Triforce Of Courage
*Cheeseburgers
*Reeses Pieces
*Dominos Pizza
*SEEEH-GAHHH
*Virtual Boy
*[[No|His Mormon Faith (yes ladies, he's polygamous!)]]
[[Image:Enough.jpg|thumb|right|ENOUGH]]
[[Image:Dinner.gif|thumb|right|Dinner]]

==Dislikes==
*Not Having Dinner
*[[Ganon]]
*[[Zelda]]
*[[Snacks]] [[Image:Snacks.jpg|thumb|[[Carmen]] seen taunting the King with a bag of Snacks that may contain Chips.]]
*[[Potato chips|Chips]]
*[[Froggo]]
*[[Jimmy Neutron|Jimmy]] & [[Timmy Turner|Timmy]]
*[[Zeus]] (For stealing his MAH BOI line)
*[[Being questioned]] (Esepcially for his reasons of travel to Gamelon)

==Quotes==
*MAH BOI!
*Four!
*I wonder what's for dinner?
*Aids
*After you scrub all the floors in hyrule, then we can talk about mercy! Take him away!
*HMMMM...how can Wii hell?
*This peace is what all true warriors strive FOR!
*Zelda, [[Duke Onkled]] is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon. I'm going to Gamelon to aid him.
*Did somebody say "dinner"?
*What?

[[Category:CD-i]]
*If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link.
*ENOUGH!
*You saved me!
*My [[Shit|ship]] sails in the morning.

King Harkinian

2008-09-17T15:22:07Z

1947Oldsmobile: /* Dislikes */

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'''King Harkinian''', better known as simply '''The King''', is the noble ruler of the land of [[Hyrule]]. He loves talking about [[My Boy|his boi,]] which has been proven to be [[Link]]. He also constantly wonders what's for dinner, and likes to aid his far-away friend, [[Duke Onkled]]. However, the duke gave the king over to the forces of [[Ganon]], but when the king was rescued by [[Zelda]], he made Duke Onkled scrub all the floors in Hyrule for his mercy. His Castle was destroyed thanks to Zeus But the King killed Zeus by throwing dinner into his mouth.

Cultural Heritage: Sweden

[[Image:4fourIV.jpg|thumb|right|The King of Hyrule, talking about his boy and the number 4.]]
==Areas of Expertise==
*The King has extensive knowledge of what true warriors strive for, whether it be peace, dinner, or certain bodily fluids ([[Cum]]).
*The King has mastered many psychic-based powers, and can teleport from outdoors to indoors in an instant. Rumor has it the idea for the movie "The Jumper" was based off of this skill.
*The King also has a Wii, but has not released his friend code to the Hyrulian public. He is currently one of the worst Wario Ware players, and sucks at Mario Party 8 and Mario Kart Wii.
*Expert at using a webcam, and tortures people who give him one star ratings on Youtube.
*It is romoured that he trained [[superbork]] in the ways of the Poop, but failed horribly.
*[[Vorhias]] managed to steal his dinner once. He barely made it out with his life.
*It is heavily suspected The King is a hard drinker. He usually drinks when talking about his Boy, and even laughs like a drunk frequently, possibly even flirting with Zelda. This may be due to his bottomless goblet which he holds most of the time.
*The King is one of two people who have mastered the lightsaber in [[Hyrule]]. The other person is [[Link]].
*The King can utilize different kinds of beam attacks, mostly coming from his mouth. It is thought that everyone else got the Lazer shooting abilities from him.

===Death===

News of his death has not been released to the public yet, but it is a plausable fact. There are rumors going around that the king got so drunk, he succombed to alchohol poisoning shortly after his merry laugh with Zelda. He then died, and was replaced by another, less alchohol-addicted king. The current king has yet to have been questioned on whether or not he is the original king, but it is very likely that he isn't. The original King may or may not be released from the pit, however, [[Gregg the Grim Reaper]] is getting pissed at the King's death happening so frequently.

==Presidetial Campaign==
On March 28, 2008, The King announced his run for president of YouTube in a video
In the video he states that he has great knowledge, can teleport between outside and inside, and other good things.
(The Video was created by [[User:MILU724]], in The King's request.)

The video can be seen here.
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==Battle With Link==

The King had a incredibly cool and awesome fight with [[link]]. It's so awesome because it was a lightsaber battle. It started when they both wielded their light sabers. [[link]] then unexpectedly fired laser beams from a laser gun. The King blocked the beams with his lightsaber. He then unleashed the power of The Force and struck Link with a psychic pulse and discarded link's lightsaber from his hand. He responded with saying "f*ck!" The King then stabbed him with his lightsaber and defeated him. But then he discovered that Link had a bomb prepared to kill him if he couldn't. The King then made a break for his ship and escaped just in time before Hyrule Castle exploded. He thought he had won, but then he crashed his ship. Somehow Link rigged the ship and somehow survived.

The video footage can be seen in the bottom-right.
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==Possesions==
*The Triforce of Courage
*Lotsa [[Dinner]]
*A lightsaber
*A [[Dinner Blaster]], which fires cheeseburgers. The King uses it to cause carnage in the video to the bottom-right
*A bottomless wine goblet
*The wierd headband he wears instead of a crown
*A ship. Possibly a yacht.
*A Wii
*A collection of sponges for which he constantly gives to Duke Onkled to scrub the floors in Hyrule.
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==Likes==
*[[Dinner]]
*[[Link]]
*Arguing with [[Zelda]]
*Torturing Duke Onkled
*Being Kidnapped by [[Ganon]]
*Saying "[[My Boy]]"
*His pet [[Platypus]] [[Image:Rabbit.jpg‎|thumb|right|The King's pet platypus.]]
*Mudkips
*Laughing
*Saying The Number [[4]]
*Taking constant trips to Gamelon
*[[KFC]]
*His ship
*Playing his Wii
*Using The Triforce Of Courage
*Cheeseburgers
*Reeses Pieces
*Dominos Pizza
*SEEEH-GAHHH
*Virtual Boy
*[[No|His Mormon Faith (yes ladies, he's polygamous!)]]
[[Image:Enough.jpg|thumb|right|ENOUGH]]
[[Image:Dinner.gif|thumb|right|Dinner]]

==Dislikes==
*Not Having Dinner
*[[Ganon]]
*[[Zelda]]
*[[Snacks]] [[Image:Snacks.jpg|thumb|[[Carmen]] seen taunting the King with a bag of Snacks that may contain Chips.]]
*[[Potato chips|Chips]]
*[[Froggo]]
*[[Jimmy Neutron|Jimmy]] & [[Timmy Turner|Timmy]]
*[[Zeus]] (For stealing his MAH BOI line)
*[[I. Fleecem]] (Than man he bought tailoring equipment from, and didn't want to pay the 321 ruppees he owed)

==Quotes==
*MAH BOI!
*Four!
*I wonder what's for dinner?
*Aids
*After you scrub all the floors in hyrule, then we can talk about mercy! Take him away!
*HMMMM...how can Wii hell?
*This peace is what all true warriors strive FOR!
*Zelda, [[Duke Onkled]] is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon. I'm going to Gamelon to aid him.
*Did somebody say "dinner"?
*What?

[[Category:CD-i]]
*If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link.
*ENOUGH!
*You saved me!
*My [[Shit|ship]] sails in the morning.