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Talk:I'D SAY HE'S HOT ON OUR TAIL

2010-09-01T04:25:16Z

1941Oldsmobile:

It is the first official youtube poop being that it uses a common youtube poop source still used today, but I believe the oldest incarnation of "youtube poop" would be "Breakdowns of 1942" a Warner Brothers Studio blooper real which looped and mixed some of the bloopers with hilarious results. Basically the grandfather of modern youtube poop.
:It wasn't intended to be poop, so I don't think it counts. This kind of thing is interesting though. --[[User:NinjaCoachZ|NinjaCoachZ]] 21:27, 31 August 2010 (CDT)
::Okay, I can agree with that. Figured I'd let the Chewiki community know about it anyway.

Talk:I'D SAY HE'S HOT ON OUR TAIL

2010-09-01T04:24:33Z

1941Oldsmobile:

It is the first official youtube poop being that it uses a common youtube poop source still used today, but I believe the oldest incarnation of "youtube poop" would be "Breakdowns of 1942" a Warner Brothers Studio blooper real which looped and mixed some of the bloopers with hilarious results. Basically the grandfather of modern youtube poop.
:It wasn't intended to be poop, so I don't think it counts. This kind of thing is interesting though. --[[User:NinjaCoachZ|NinjaCoachZ]] 21:27, 31 August 2010 (CDT)
:Okay, I can agree with that. Figured I'd let the Chewiki community know about it anyway.

Talk:I'D SAY HE'S HOT ON OUR TAIL

2010-09-01T00:24:54Z

1941Oldsmobile: New page: It is the first official youtube poop being that it uses a common youtube poop source still used today, but I believe the oldest incarnation of "youtube poop" would be "Breakdowns of 1942"...

Squidward Tentacles

2010-07-17T04:29:28Z

1941Oldsmobile: /* History */ He's at least in his 60's. One episode show's him as an adult in the 1970's.

{{Char}}
{{CharBox
|name=Squidward Michael Tentacles
|image=Skidward_1.jpg
|shows=Spongebob Squarepants
|noaddshows=yes
|age=45
|sex=Male
|occupation=Cashier
|cast=Rodger Bumpass
}}
Squidward is a six-armed octopus who lives under the sea with his neighbors, [[Spongebob]], [[Patrick]], and [[Bill Cosby|Sidney Crosby]]. He has worked the full-time register at the Krusty Krab for over thirty <s>thousand</s> years, despite hating everyone around him, and secretly grows [[Magic drugs|marijuana]] in his basement. He also sports a variety of musical instruments, but prefers to excerise his sexual tendencies with them as opposed to actually play them.

Squidward is also a chronic diabetic, and a carrier of the Avian Flu. He was once a harborer of over fifteen [[AIDS|STDs]] but survived by cutting his genitals off.

Squidward had also attained (forced) meme status at the [[YouChewPoop|YouChewPoop forums]] under the name Skidward from an [http://www.youchewpoop.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=23166 old thread of the same name] started by MrGenericMan.

==History==
{{vid|vkJ4Ab1mcEE}}
Squidward was born on July 31st, 1945 to siamese parents. From an early age, he showed a heavy interest in music and substance abuse. He spent days at a time dabbling in both of these hobbies, and created his first symphony at the age of six. Short on money, his parents often loaned him out to band directors and hairy fetishists.

In 1950, his father listed in the war and inevitably took his mother with him, and they both died in a Bombing. The then-orphaned Squidward set out on his own to see the world. Much to his chagrin, however, his parents wished to have themselves buried with all their money, and Squidward was left without a cent to his name. Consequently, he never left Bikini Bottom. In an attempt to get by, Squidward pawned off all of his possessions, liquidated his shares of [[uctions]], and actually boarded with Nigel Thornberry for several years. Nigel was, at the time, filming an undersea expedition. Things went well for awhile, but starting getting patchy when Nigel began to harvest Squidward's internal organs while he slept.

In 1971, Squidward was hired off the street by [[Mr. Krabs]], and became the first and only cashier of the then-fledgling Krusty Krab restaurant. The money began to roll in, and he was finally able to buy a home and concentrate on his sexual fetishes, as well as his clarinet, which to this day he is absolutely terrible at playing. He now lives in an Easter Island head, and still works at the Krusty Krab, despite never getting a single raise in the thirty-odd years he's worked there.

Recently, Mr. Krabs turned the restaurant into a hotel called the Krusty Towers, where Squidward was forced to work as a bellhop and reluctantly fulfill the demands of the guests. He eventually quit his job and then ironically vacationed there to make Mr. Krabs fulfill ''his'' ridiculous requests, such as making cookies like his mother. One day in October 2009, though, Squidward blew up the Krusty Towers simply by ringing the bell. And that was the end of the Musty Skyscrapers.

==Likes==
*His clarinet.
*Being all... alooooooone...
*Alone...
*Alone...
*Alone...
*[[Masturbation|Sexually pleasing himself]] with his clarinet.
*His own jokes.
*Pie
*[[Money|Expensive]], [[Shit|stinky]], [[Japan|imported]] [[cheese]] (especially [[bad]] [[Italy|Italian]] [[Rocky Balboa|provolone]]).
*Canned bread

==Dislikes==
[[Image:Squidward.jpg|thumb|right|Squidward the cutie-pie. So innocent. :3]]
*[[Spongebob Squarepants (Character)|Spongebob Squarepants]]
*[[Patrick Star]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*Sandy Cheeks
*Pearl Krabs
*His own job and life.
*Bombs
*The terrible man-eating clam in the backyard.
*When Patrick destroys his [[cheese]].

==Quotes==
*"Thank you, thank you."
*"I've finally found a place where I can be all.... aloooooooone."
*"[[NO|Does this look unsure to you?]]
*"[[Yes|What do I have to do, eat one out of the garbage?]]"
*"I just had to say garbage. But, OKAY!"
*"IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY!"
*"Eh-ha, eh-ha, eh-ha."
*"Horseradish isn't an instrument either!"
*"AAH! THAT WOULD BE MY BAND!"
*"OH NO, HE'S HOT!"
*"Barnacle head."
*"''Future... future...''"
*"They couldn't tell an oboe from an elbow! Heh-heh. ''ELBOW''."
*"Yes, Spongebob, I have finished those errands."
*"Oh, my aching tentacles."
*"I'll give him 11 minutes."
*"Oh, look! It's me, SpongeBob, right here in the open!"
*"[SpongeBob] is not in my thoughts." (Think again!)
*"DON'T YOU HAVE ANY BRAINS!?"
[[Image:unamused.jpg|thumb|300px|Squirdward is unamused with this article.]]

==Usage==
Squidward was more prevalent in YouTube Poop before [[Viacom]] started cracking down heavily on the unauthorized usage of Spongebob-related material. However, as aforementioned, he has attained meme status via the "Does this look unsure to you?" image as well as through the aptly-titled "Squidward" video on YouTube.
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The Food Loving King

2010-07-16T13:34:45Z

1941Oldsmobile: /* Trivia */

{{Char}}
{{CharBox
|name=The Food Loving King (Real name is unknown at the moment.)
|image=
|shows=[[Only the Brave Can Rescue the Kidnapped Princess]]
|noaddshows=yes
|sex=Male
|age=??
|nationality=English
|occupation=King over all food who wants his daughter back.
|cast=????????????????
}}
[[Image:Vi07d2.gif|frame|This king can dance the jig!]]
{{VidCaption|rjcfZDNbeEU|I LOVE MY FOOOOOD. ALL OF MY FOOOOOOD.}}
[[Image:Hlx6f.gif|frame|The King hungers(!)... '''''for more!!''''']]
The Food Loving King is the unnamed ruler of an unnamed kingdom from the PC game [[Only the Brave Can Rescue the Kidnapped Princess]]. He spends most of the time singing songs about loving to eat food that have weird guitar solos. For this one song his eyes become unusually large as well.

He looks to be a relative of either [[Duke Onkled]] or [[King Harkinian]].

==Things The Food Loving King Has Eaten==
*[[Pizza]]
*Fries
*[[KFC|Chicken in a basket.]]
*[[McDonalds|Hamburgers]]
*Salami
*Barbecue Sauce
*Turkey
*Sweet Corn (The only food here that isn't anachronistic.)
*Ham
*[[Shit]] (Especially if it's in a basket.)
*People (Hinted at in one verse of the song.)
*Colored Ribbons
*[[Pussy]]
*The entire fridge.

==Trivia==
*Can eat entire things that shouldn't even be finished in one bite as one whole bite with a fork.
*Once chase [[Real Mario]] and [[Real Luigi]] because he was hungry for them. He ended up eating Real Mario only.
*Ironically, he never did eat until he started to do so in the first place.
*Loves hearing songs about diseases for some strange reason.
*Had a grey clouded brain mess-up when it was discovered that [[Jesus]] would kidnap [[the Princess]]. The grey cloud would end up saying "Falf!"
*He can't stand [[Prince John]] because his obsession is with tax money, not food.

==Quotes==
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|When the king is in his cunt...Damn, the queen is a [[cunt]]!}}
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|Pastrami with ham, a glutton I am.}}
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|Crunchy, munchy, delightful, devine, I just [[love]] eating shit all of the time!}}
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|I love my [[food]]. All of my food!}}
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|A plate is [[great]] if it's [[great]]!}}
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|Soft, but in ye [[fish]].}}
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|That's the food now for [[Hitler]]! He's out there, lips smacking, in Zagore, hmph!}}
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|Me heart, it broke, it ''needs'' mustard, ya! Me heart, it ''needs'' yummy, snubby Smurf!}}
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|Shit in a basket!}}
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|Isn't there anymore?}}
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|MY EARS! MY EARS! MY EARS! MY EARS!}}
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|Why can't you talk like the rest of us? [[no|Niggar!]]}}
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|Go to the kitchen...[[bitch]]!}}
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User talk:1941Oldsmobile

2010-07-16T05:46:22Z

2009-11-29T17:24:32Z

1941Oldsmobile: /* Possessions */

{{CharBox
|name=King Harkinian
|image=4fourIV.jpg
|shows=The Legend of Zelda
|sex=Male
|age=64
|occupation=King of Hyrule
|cast=
|nationality=Swedish
}}{{char}}
'''King Harkinian''', better known as simply '''The King''', is the noble ruler of the land of [[Hyrule]] and one of the most famous characters in the Youtube Poop universe. He loves talking about [[Link|his boi,]] which has been proven to be [[Link]]. He also constantly wonders what's for dinner, and likes to aid his far-away friend, [[Duke Onkled]]. However, the duke gave the king over to the forces of [[Ganon]], but when the king was rescued by [[Zelda]], he made Duke Onkled scrub all the floors in Hyrule for his mercy, and later sentenced him to death.

Cultural Heritage: Sweden
==Early Life==
[[Image:The-Kings-Parents-1945.jpg|thumb|The King's Parents]]
Very little is known about The King's early life, although it has been speculated that his father may have been Santa Claus. It is known that he was born sometime in 1945. It also has been speculated that, when Harkinian was four ([[4]]) years old, he was known as [[Caillou]], the retarded cancer patient.

==Areas of Expertise==
*The King has extensive knowledge of what true warriors strive for, whether it be peace, [[dinner]], or certain [[Cum|bodily fluids]].
*The King has mastered many psychic-based powers, and can teleport from outdoors to indoors in an instant. Rumor has it the idea for the movie "The Jumper" was based off of this skill.
*The King also has a Wii, but has not released his friend code to the Hyrulian public. He is currently one of the worst [[Wario]] Ware players, and sucks at Mario Party 8 and Mario Kart Wii.
*He rocks at Guitar Hero. [[Zelda]] dislikes this and will throw rocks at the King if he is caught playing it.
*He has his own brand of cereal, called Munf Munf. The cereal is so good that eating an entire box of it will make your head explode. The King likes to advertise his Munf Munf, but [[Gay Luigi]] keeps interrupting him. [[M. Bison]] thinks Munf Munf is DELICIOUS, and [[Glutko]] thinks it tastes like diarrhea, which is DELICIOUS to him.
*Expert at using a webcam, and tortures people who give him one star ratings on Youtube.
*It is rumored that he trained [[Xuchilbara]] in the ways of the Poop, but failed horribly.
*[[Vorhias]] managed to steal his dinner once. He barely made it out with his life.
*It is heavily suspected The King is a hard [[BOOZE|drinker]]. He usually drinks when talking about his "[[Link|boy]]", and even laughs like a drunk frequently, possibly even flirting with Zelda. This may be due to his bottomless goblet which he holds most of the time.
*The King is one of two people who have mastered the lightsaber in [[Hyrule]]. The other person is [[Link]].
*The King can utilize different kinds of beam attacks, mostly coming from his mouth. It is thought that everyone else got the Lazer shooting abilities from him. His signature attack is "Dinner Attack", where he turns inverted, gets red eyes, has his face replaced with dinner, and fires a massive beam.
*He also owns a spaceship. It looks very similar to the spaceship in Metroid.
*Knows some of the best places to eat dinner. His all time favorite restaurant was [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]], eating there for dinner every day from the opening in 1967 to the closing in 1985. He stopped eating there when Rick bought the place and constantly [[Rick Roll|Rick Rolled]] The King everytime he tried to eat.
*Before he became the King of [[Hyrule]], he once wrote a book about his expertise in life called ''"[[Adolf Hitler|Mein Junge]]."'' He also wrote about his beliefs such as having peace becoming what all true warriors strive for.
*He once walked to Gamelon after Ganon seized his ship. It is unclear how he got there. He either has the ability to walk on water or breath underwater.
*During his time in the pit, he gained the power of regeneration, which explains why he took it so well when he got his dick caught in the door.
*Consider's Jon Hamm as a true warrior.
* His belching can ressurect the dead if he consumes alcohol during a funeral, such as ressurecting [[Impa]] who died of a heart attack due to loud thunder, and because the zombies get destructive and he has to belch to revert them into living beings while [[Link|someone]] uses the [[Book of Koradai]], he is forbidden from drinking alchohol during funerals as seen in this video here: {{vid|mUZcqomD_YY}}
{{vid|Io9hqmP9UTo}}
[[Image:King Christmas card.JPG|thumb|300px|Seasons Greetings from the king.]]

===Drug Abuse===
Sometime before his death he was a weed smoker. He and [[Sonic]] were on good terms and would normally always smoke weed together. Due to his drug addictions every time he tried to say "we" he mistakenly says "weed" due to either force of habit or a terrible voice actor hired by Philips. He appeared in a banned episode of [[Sonic Sez]] as a special guest to say the word weed.

===Death===

News of his death has not been released to the public yet, but it is a plausable fact. There are rumors going around that the king got so drunk, he suc[[cum]]bed to [[Dry Bones|alcohol poisoning]] shortly after his merry laugh with Zelda. He then [[die]]d, and was replaced by another, less alchohol-addicted king. The current king has yet to have been questioned on whether or not he is the original king, but it is very likely that he isn't. The original King may or may not be released from the pit, however, [[Gregg the Grim Reaper]] is getting pissed at the King's death happening so frequently. He died during a battle with [[Little Critter]] after he sacrificed himself to avenge his dad's death.

[[Image:Teamrocketaids.jpg|thumb|right|[[Team Rocket|James]] tried to give the King [[AIDS]] once. He, [[M. Bison|of course,]] failed.]]

==Possessions==
*The Triforce of Courage
*Lotsa [[Dinner]]
*A lightsaber
*A [[Dinner Blaster]], which fires cheeseburgers.
*A bottomless wine goblet
*The weird headband he wears instead of a crown
*A necklace that he only wears when he's laughing and drinking wine at the same time.
*A ship. Possibly a yacht or a [[Lazy Town|pirate <del>shit</del> ship]].
*A [[Wii]]
*The only photo of his parents.
*Various vintage cars from the '20s-'80s
*A pet Platypus (PERRY THE PLATYPUS!?)
*A Webcam
*Munf Munf
*A collection of sponges for which he constantly gives to Duke Onkled to scrub the floors in Hyrule.
*Several cellphones. (One of which he uses to call Jay Sherman to talk about dinner, peace and his Wii).
*Ice cream for [[Dinner]].
*Mad Men Season 1 and 2 DVD's
*A street piano

==Likes==
[[Image:DefaultCAXZUR43.jpg|thumb|right|The King, [[Link]], [[Gwonam]], and [[Zelda]] when they finally have their acclaimed [[dinner]].]]
*[[Dinner]]
*[[Link]]
*Arguing with [[Zelda]]
*Torturing [[Duke Onkled]]
*Being Kidnapped by [[Ganon]]
*Saying "[[My Boy]]"
*His pet platypus.
*Telling people to [[scrub]] stuff.
*[[Mudkip]]s
*[[Laughing]]
*Saying The Number [[4]]
*Taking constant trips to Gamelon.
*Singing "Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence with others like [[Link]] helping out.
{{vid|m73qRnCsdFM}}
*[[KFC]]
*His Ship
*[[Gordon]]
*The number [[4]]
*Playing His Wii.
*Using The Triforce Of Courage
*Cheeseburgers
*Reese's Pieces
*Dominos Pizza
*Ham
*SEEEH-GAHHH
*Virtual Boy
*THE FAR-LEFT LOONS
*My Neighbor Totoro
*[[No|His Mormon Faith (yes ladies, he's polygamous!)]]
*Summoning Bob the Builder to do his dirty work
*Duke Onkled's Diner
*[[Morshu's Dinner Palace]]
*Guitar Hero
*Vintage Cars
*Porco Rosso
*Ice Cream
*[[Scatman John]]
*Mad Men (The TV series)
*Cars (The Movie)
*Hades (Only because he is enemies with Zeus)
*Fishing
*[[Whinefeld]] (He thinks it's funny. Strange, considering that [[Robin]] thought that it was the freakiest thing he had ever seen.)
*Giving unreasonable demands
[[Image:Enough.jpg|thumb|right|ENOUGH]]
[[Image:Dinner.gif|thumb|right|Dinner]]
[[Image:Gangmahboi.jpg|thumb|right|The King attempting to rap about his boi.]]

==Dislikes==
*Not having dinner
*[[Ganon]]
*[[Zelda]], however this is questionable, as he sent Duke Onkled to prison for asking [[sex]] from Zelda, implying that he cares somewhat for her.
*[[Snacks]]
*[[Potato chips|Chips]]
*[[Froggo]]
*[[Zeus]] (For stealing his MAH BOI line)
*The (fake) King from the Zelda cartoon (see Zeus)
*[[Big Cheese]] (see Zeus)
*People who steal the "Mah Boi" line.
*Being questioned (Especially for his reasons of travel to Gamelon)
*His other pet fluffy
*Plymouth Voyagers, Yugos, Chevrolet Chevette's and [[Anti-Uctions|Hyundai]] Sonatas (He sends them to the pit because he only likes vintage cars)
*[[Willy Wonka]] (he is causing children to not eat their [[dinner]]).
*Squadala Burger
*Gwonam's Pizzeria
*Scoopa Koopa's Fast Food (Was confused with the name thinking the place sold ice cream along with the fact the food turned you into a [[bird]])
*Rick's Roll's (Rick Astley's short lived restaurant that replaced [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]])
*Rock Band
*Toasters (He epsecially hates The Brave Little Toaster)
*Rosebud Frozen Peas
*Blotto Bros. Wine
*[[I. Fleecem]] (The King has owed him money for oil, rope, dinner and a ship since 1947).
*Being Rick Rolled.
*Dust for dinner
*Republican Teabaggers!
*His clones (He's the true King of course!)
*Paul Revere and the Raiders

==Quotes==
*MAH BOI!
*Four!
*I wonder what's for dinner?
*[[Yes|YES!!]]
*[[AIDS]]!
*Then [[Fuck|FUCK]] [[You|YOU]] [[Gwonam|Mr. Cable Box]].
*Then get a job.
*[[You|YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]
*You're finally becoming a man, [[My Boy|boy]].
*After you [[scrub]] all the floors in hyrule, then we can talk about mercy! Take him away!
*HMMMM...how can [[Wii]] help?
*This peace is what all true warriors strive FOR!
*Zelda, [[Duke Onkled]] is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon. I'm going to Gamelon to aid him.
*Did somebody say "dinner"?
*Dinner Attack!
*This [[penis|dick]] is what all true warriors rub in the morning.
*After you rub your [[penis|Wii-Wii]], then we can scrub [[cum]] off the floors.
*What?
*If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link.
*ENOUGH!
*You saved me!
*My [[Shit|ship]] sails in the morning.
*I'll be in my quarters. If you hear any fits of rage, think of it as the wind.
*[[Zelda]], I'm under attack by the evil forces of [[Ganon]].
*[[Zelda]], go to [[hell]]!
*[[Ganon]], what's for [[dinner]]?
*Don't talk shit, what's for my [[fuck]]ing dinner?
*[[I]]'m for dinner?
*Holy [[Shit]]!
*Don't eat me for dinner! I taste like shit!
*[[Duke Onkled]] tastes like shit too!
*Ganon, rub Duke Onkled's [[dick]], then eat it.
*I saved a piece of Dunk Onkled's dick for dinner!
*I'm going to escape.
*[[I]] saved myself!!
*I'm going to have ICE CREAM for dinner!
*I'm going to war!
*ENOUGH!!! [[I]] can't turn my back for 4 minutes without [[you]] sons of bitches [[dick]]ing around!
*Enough! [[I]] rule this place! Do what [[I]] say and SHUT THE [[hell|HELL]] UP!
*WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
*WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Who the [[hell]] do [[you]] think [[you]]'re talking to?
*[[You]] peices of [[dick]]-[[shit]], [[I]]'m going to cir[[cum]]size [[you]] all!!
*...[[I.M. Meen]]!!
*(Laughs) [[I]]'m the king of [[CD-i]]. [[I]] say what [[I]] want. [[I]] Rule [[Hyrule]]. [[You]] all do what [[I]] say!
*WHA?! What the [[hell]]?!
*WHA?!
*[[You]] want a piece of me, [[I.M. Meen|DOS]] [[shit]]?!
*What the [[fuck]]?!
*[[Zelda]], [[I]]'m always talking about [[dinner]].
*HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I'm going fishing.
*[[Yes]]!
*[[Link]], [[I]] ate fish for [[dinner]].
*Talk to me, boy!
*Talk to me about my [[dinner]]!
*This is me!
*[[I]] don't k[[no]]w what to say!!
*[[Zelda]], I'm going to [[Duke Onkled]]'s for [[dinner]].
*HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I'm going to walk.
*What's for [[dinner]]?
*[[Fuck]] this [[shit]], take him away!!
*Talk to the hand cause you don't hear the face in a month.
*[[Link]], [[Stuarttwentythree|Stuart]] has hit 700 subs!!
*[[Yes]], [[I]]'ll go to [[Gamelon]] to get [[dinner]].
*Don't talk about time to me, boy!
*If [[you]] don't hear me in a month, sentence mix me!
*I'm going to get dinner!
*[[Yes|Dinner is served!!]]
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User talk:NinjaCoachZ

2009-11-29T17:23:11Z

1941Oldsmobile: The Kings cars

haha, you hate angry homo kid too.

-[[User:Mistacopyjosh|Mistacopyjosh]] 22:41, 23 September 2009 (CDT)

? [[User:NinjaCoachZ|NinjaCoachZ]] 04:54, 24 September 2009 (CDT)

I think you ment "People that are pretend to be evil or act evil but never destroyed something important" in fact I don't hate Tomo.

I think I going to make a Anti Hero category

I wish the people who put stuff on my talk page could speak English. [[User:NinjaCoachZ|NinjaCoachZ]] 10:32, 22 November 2009 (CST)

== The Kings cars ==

Why was the list of cars the King has owned, and the photo of one them taken off his list of possessions?

Being specific about all the cars he owns is pretty much adding to the lists, and it means more unnecessary scrolling. All we need to know is that he owns various old cars. As for the photo, I didn't notice that I had removed it. Add it back in if you'd like. [[User:NinjaCoachZ|NinjaCoachZ]] 10:17, 29 November 2009 (CST)

== The Kings cars ==

I do agree that the long list is unnecessary as it adds extra scrolling. Thanks for letting me put the photo of one his cars back up.

User talk:NinjaCoachZ

2009-11-29T15:50:09Z

1941Oldsmobile: The Kings cars

King Harkinian

2009-11-29T15:46:13Z

1941Oldsmobile: /* Likes */

{{CharBox
|name=King Harkinian
|image=4fourIV.jpg
|shows=The Legend of Zelda
|sex=Male
|age=64
|occupation=King of Hyrule
|cast=
|nationality=Swedish
}}{{char}}
'''King Harkinian''', better known as simply '''The King''', is the noble ruler of the land of [[Hyrule]] and one of the most famous characters in the Youtube Poop universe. He loves talking about [[Link|his boi,]] which has been proven to be [[Link]]. He also constantly wonders what's for dinner, and likes to aid his far-away friend, [[Duke Onkled]]. However, the duke gave the king over to the forces of [[Ganon]], but when the king was rescued by [[Zelda]], he made Duke Onkled scrub all the floors in Hyrule for his mercy, and later sentenced him to death.

Cultural Heritage: Sweden
==Early Life==
[[Image:The-Kings-Parents-1945.jpg|thumb|The King's Parents]]
Very little is known about The King's early life, although it has been speculated that his father may have been Santa Claus. It is known that he was born sometime in 1945. It also has been speculated that, when Harkinian was four ([[4]]) years old, he was known as [[Caillou]], the retarded cancer patient.

==Areas of Expertise==
*The King has extensive knowledge of what true warriors strive for, whether it be peace, [[dinner]], or certain [[Cum|bodily fluids]].
*The King has mastered many psychic-based powers, and can teleport from outdoors to indoors in an instant. Rumor has it the idea for the movie "The Jumper" was based off of this skill.
*The King also has a Wii, but has not released his friend code to the Hyrulian public. He is currently one of the worst [[Wario]] Ware players, and sucks at Mario Party 8 and Mario Kart Wii.
*He rocks at Guitar Hero. [[Zelda]] dislikes this and will throw rocks at the King if he is caught playing it.
*He has his own brand of cereal, called Munf Munf. The cereal is so good that eating an entire box of it will make your head explode. The King likes to advertise his Munf Munf, but [[Gay Luigi]] keeps interrupting him. [[M. Bison]] thinks Munf Munf is DELICIOUS, and [[Glutko]] thinks it tastes like diarrhea, which is DELICIOUS to him.
*Expert at using a webcam, and tortures people who give him one star ratings on Youtube.
*It is rumored that he trained [[Xuchilbara]] in the ways of the Poop, but failed horribly.
*[[Vorhias]] managed to steal his dinner once. He barely made it out with his life.
*It is heavily suspected The King is a hard [[BOOZE|drinker]]. He usually drinks when talking about his "[[Link|boy]]", and even laughs like a drunk frequently, possibly even flirting with Zelda. This may be due to his bottomless goblet which he holds most of the time.
*The King is one of two people who have mastered the lightsaber in [[Hyrule]]. The other person is [[Link]].
*The King can utilize different kinds of beam attacks, mostly coming from his mouth. It is thought that everyone else got the Lazer shooting abilities from him. His signature attack is "Dinner Attack", where he turns inverted, gets red eyes, has his face replaced with dinner, and fires a massive beam.
*He also owns a spaceship. It looks very similar to the spaceship in Metroid.
*Knows some of the best places to eat dinner. His all time favorite restaurant was [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]], eating there for dinner every day from the opening in 1967 to the closing in 1985. He stopped eating there when Rick bought the place and constantly [[Rick Roll|Rick Rolled]] The King everytime he tried to eat.
*Before he became the King of [[Hyrule]], he once wrote a book about his expertise in life called ''"[[Adolf Hitler|Mein Junge]]."'' He also wrote about his beliefs such as having peace becoming what all true warriors strive for.
*He once walked to Gamelon after Ganon seized his ship. It is unclear how he got there. He either has the ability to walk on water or breath underwater.
*During his time in the pit, he gained the power of regeneration, which explains why he took it so well when he got his dick caught in the door.
*Consider's Jon Hamm as a true warrior.
* His belching can ressurect the dead if he consumes alcohol during a funeral, such as ressurecting [[Impa]] who died of a heart attack due to loud thunder, and because the zombies get destructive and he has to belch to revert them into living beings while [[Link|someone]] uses the [[Book of Koradai]], he is forbidden from drinking alchohol during funerals as seen in this video here: {{vid|mUZcqomD_YY}}
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[[Image:King Christmas card.JPG|thumb|300px|Seasons Greetings from the king.]]

===Drug Abuse===
Sometime before his death he was a weed smoker. He and [[Sonic]] were on good terms and would normally always smoke weed together. Due to his drug addictions every time he tried to say "we" he mistakenly says "weed" due to either force of habit or a terrible voice actor hired by Philips. He appeared in a banned episode of [[Sonic Sez]] as a special guest to say the word weed.

===Death===

News of his death has not been released to the public yet, but it is a plausable fact. There are rumors going around that the king got so drunk, he suc[[cum]]bed to [[Dry Bones|alcohol poisoning]] shortly after his merry laugh with Zelda. He then [[die]]d, and was replaced by another, less alchohol-addicted king. The current king has yet to have been questioned on whether or not he is the original king, but it is very likely that he isn't. The original King may or may not be released from the pit, however, [[Gregg the Grim Reaper]] is getting pissed at the King's death happening so frequently. He died during a battle with [[Little Critter]] after he sacrificed himself to avenge his dad's death.

[[Image:Teamrocketaids.jpg|thumb|right|[[Team Rocket|James]] tried to give the King [[AIDS]] once. He, [[M. Bison|of course,]] failed.]]

==Possessions==
*The Triforce of Courage
*Lotsa [[Dinner]]
*A lightsaber
*A [[Dinner Blaster]], which fires cheeseburgers.
*A bottomless wine goblet
*The weird headband he wears instead of a crown
*A necklace that he only wears when he's laughing and drinking wine at the same time.
*A ship. Possibly a yacht or a [[Lazy Town|pirate <del>shit</del> ship]].
*A [[Wii]]
*The only photo of his parents.
*Various cars
*A pet Platypus (PERRY THE PLATYPUS!?)
*A Webcam
*Munf Munf
*A collection of sponges for which he constantly gives to Duke Onkled to scrub the floors in Hyrule.
*Several cellphones. (One of which he uses to call Jay Sherman to talk about dinner, peace and his Wii).
*Ice cream for [[Dinner]].
*Mad Men Season 1 and 2 DVD's
*A street piano

==Likes==
[[Image:DefaultCAXZUR43.jpg|thumb|right|The King, [[Link]], [[Gwonam]], and [[Zelda]] when they finally have their acclaimed [[dinner]].]]
*[[Dinner]]
*[[Link]]
*Arguing with [[Zelda]]
*Torturing [[Duke Onkled]]
*Being Kidnapped by [[Ganon]]
*Saying "[[My Boy]]"
*His pet platypus.
*Telling people to [[scrub]] stuff.
*[[Mudkip]]s
*[[Laughing]]
*Saying The Number [[4]]
*Taking constant trips to Gamelon.
*Singing "Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence with others like [[Link]] helping out.
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*[[KFC]]
*His Ship
*[[Gordon]]
*The number [[4]]
*Playing His Wii.
*Using The Triforce Of Courage
*Cheeseburgers
*Reese's Pieces
*Dominos Pizza
*Ham
*SEEEH-GAHHH
*Virtual Boy
*THE FAR-LEFT LOONS
*My Neighbor Totoro
*[[No|His Mormon Faith (yes ladies, he's polygamous!)]]
*Summoning Bob the Builder to do his dirty work
*Duke Onkled's Diner
*[[Morshu's Dinner Palace]]
*Guitar Hero
*Vintage Cars
*Porco Rosso
*Ice Cream
*[[Scatman John]]
*Mad Men (The TV series)
*Cars (The Movie)
*Hades (Only because he is enemies with Zeus)
*Fishing
*[[Whinefeld]] (He thinks it's funny. Strange, considering that [[Robin]] thought that it was the freakiest thing he had ever seen.)
*Giving unreasonable demands
[[Image:Enough.jpg|thumb|right|ENOUGH]]
[[Image:Dinner.gif|thumb|right|Dinner]]
[[Image:Gangmahboi.jpg|thumb|right|The King attempting to rap about his boi.]]

==Dislikes==
*Not having dinner
*[[Ganon]]
*[[Zelda]], however this is questionable, as he sent Duke Onkled to prison for asking [[sex]] from Zelda, implying that he cares somewhat for her.
*[[Snacks]]
*[[Potato chips|Chips]]
*[[Froggo]]
*[[Zeus]] (For stealing his MAH BOI line)
*The (fake) King from the Zelda cartoon (see Zeus)
*[[Big Cheese]] (see Zeus)
*People who steal the "Mah Boi" line.
*Being questioned (Especially for his reasons of travel to Gamelon)
*His other pet fluffy
*Plymouth Voyagers, Yugos, Chevrolet Chevette's and [[Anti-Uctions|Hyundai]] Sonatas (He sends them to the pit because he only likes vintage cars)
*[[Willy Wonka]] (he is causing children to not eat their [[dinner]]).
*Squadala Burger
*Gwonam's Pizzeria
*Scoopa Koopa's Fast Food (Was confused with the name thinking the place sold ice cream along with the fact the food turned you into a [[bird]])
*Rick's Roll's (Rick Astley's short lived restaurant that replaced [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]])
*Rock Band
*Toasters (He epsecially hates The Brave Little Toaster)
*Rosebud Frozen Peas
*Blotto Bros. Wine
*[[I. Fleecem]] (The King has owed him money for oil, rope, dinner and a ship since 1947).
*Being Rick Rolled.
*Dust for dinner
*Republican Teabaggers!
*His clones (He's the true King of course!)
*Paul Revere and the Raiders

==Quotes==
*MAH BOI!
*Four!
*I wonder what's for dinner?
*[[Yes|YES!!]]
*[[AIDS]]!
*Then [[Fuck|FUCK]] [[You|YOU]] [[Gwonam|Mr. Cable Box]].
*Then get a job.
*[[You|YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]
*You're finally becoming a man, [[My Boy|boy]].
*After you [[scrub]] all the floors in hyrule, then we can talk about mercy! Take him away!
*HMMMM...how can [[Wii]] help?
*This peace is what all true warriors strive FOR!
*Zelda, [[Duke Onkled]] is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon. I'm going to Gamelon to aid him.
*Did somebody say "dinner"?
*Dinner Attack!
*This [[penis|dick]] is what all true warriors rub in the morning.
*After you rub your [[penis|Wii-Wii]], then we can scrub [[cum]] off the floors.
*What?
*If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link.
*ENOUGH!
*You saved me!
*My [[Shit|ship]] sails in the morning.
*I'll be in my quarters. If you hear any fits of rage, think of it as the wind.
*[[Zelda]], I'm under attack by the evil forces of [[Ganon]].
*[[Zelda]], go to [[hell]]!
*[[Ganon]], what's for [[dinner]]?
*Don't talk shit, what's for my [[fuck]]ing dinner?
*[[I]]'m for dinner?
*Holy [[Shit]]!
*Don't eat me for dinner! I taste like shit!
*[[Duke Onkled]] tastes like shit too!
*Ganon, rub Duke Onkled's [[dick]], then eat it.
*I saved a piece of Dunk Onkled's dick for dinner!
*I'm going to escape.
*[[I]] saved myself!!
*I'm going to have ICE CREAM for dinner!
*I'm going to war!
*ENOUGH!!! [[I]] can't turn my back for 4 minutes without [[you]] sons of bitches [[dick]]ing around!
*Enough! [[I]] rule this place! Do what [[I]] say and SHUT THE [[hell|HELL]] UP!
*WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
*WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Who the [[hell]] do [[you]] think [[you]]'re talking to?
*[[You]] peices of [[dick]]-[[shit]], [[I]]'m going to cir[[cum]]size [[you]] all!!
*...[[I.M. Meen]]!!
*(Laughs) [[I]]'m the king of [[CD-i]]. [[I]] say what [[I]] want. [[I]] Rule [[Hyrule]]. [[You]] all do what [[I]] say!
*WHA?! What the [[hell]]?!
*WHA?!
*[[You]] want a piece of me, [[I.M. Meen|DOS]] [[shit]]?!
*What the [[fuck]]?!
*[[Zelda]], [[I]]'m always talking about [[dinner]].
*HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I'm going fishing.
*[[Yes]]!
*[[Link]], [[I]] ate fish for [[dinner]].
*Talk to me, boy!
*Talk to me about my [[dinner]]!
*This is me!
*[[I]] don't k[[no]]w what to say!!
*[[Zelda]], I'm going to [[Duke Onkled]]'s for [[dinner]].
*HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I'm going to walk.
*What's for [[dinner]]?
*[[Fuck]] this [[shit]], take him away!!
*Talk to the hand cause you don't hear the face in a month.
*[[Link]], [[Stuarttwentythree|Stuart]] has hit 700 subs!!
*[[Yes]], [[I]]'ll go to [[Gamelon]] to get [[dinner]].
*Don't talk about time to me, boy!
*If [[you]] don't hear me in a month, sentence mix me!
*I'm going to get dinner!
*[[Yes|Dinner is served!!]]
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Duke Onkled

2009-11-29T15:44:30Z

1941Oldsmobile:

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[[Image:Duke Onkled.jpg|thumb|Duke Onkled's taking a very long and very huge shit.]]

Duke Onkled was the ruler of [[Gamelon]] from 1977-1992.

In his allegiance to [[Ganon]], Duke Onkled gave [[King Harkinian|the King of Hyrule]] over to [[Ganon]] in turn for fortune and overall material wealth. Once [[Zelda]] rescued the King from Ganon, Duke Onkled's alliance with Ganon was shattered and Duke Onkled was placed at the mercy of the King. As punishment for his treason towards the King he was ordered to scrub all of the floors in Hyrule, an order that was only put to an end upon Onkled's [[Die|death]] (see below).

Duke Onkled has a problem with constipation, as seen in the above pic.

Cultural Heritage: UK

==Trivia==
*Owned the successful restaurant "Duke Onkled's Diner."
*Apparently dressed better than his cousin.
*Owned one of the largest keys in history.
*Had scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule numerous times for being a traitor to [[The King|His Majesty.]]
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==Death==
Duke Onkled died on February 17th 1992 at the hands of [[The King]]'s hangmen at a public execution, two weeks after the latter refused to show mercy despite the pleadings of the former. Approximately three years later he was posthumously declared innocent of all accused charges, and his family was legally reimbursed. [[The King]] refused to make a [[shit|statement]]. It is presumed that nobody cares enough to involve themselves any further into this matter.

[[image:Demo.PNG|thumb|The [[Demoman]] staring in horror upon the brutal [[The King|execution]] of Duke Onkled.]]

Gwonam

2009-11-21T17:19:32Z

1941Oldsmobile: /* Trivia */

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[[Image:Animation_fin8.jpg|thumb|Well done, Link!.]]
Gwonam is a character commonly used in Youtube Poop., Generally regarded as the "Freaky Carpet guy" or "Squadala Guy" or "[[Pimpsahoy]]".

His real name is "Al-Saraha Murbad" or "Rajinder".

==General Information==

===Early Life===
[[Image:Gwonam's-Pizzeria.jpg|frame|right|Gwonam showing his Pizzeria, which was made out of legos behind King Harkinian's '41 Plymouth.]]
Gwonam was born in 1923 in Saudi Arabia. He had three brothers, [[Jafar]], Goshaman, and Gotseman. His parents were actually from India. Often, the air was polluted by the many oil rigs. At age 22, Gwonam left the country to get away from the noxious gases. First, he moved to London. [[4]] years later, Gwonam left England, and moved to [[Sparta]]. He was still not happy. 3 years after moving to Sparta, Gwonam moved into China, this time he felt happy. He lived in China for 27 years. But then, the Communist government of China decided to fire Gwonam from his prophet job. Gwonam was depressed and didn't know what to do. He took a trip to the U.S. in 1969 to attend Woodstock. He stopped off to eat at [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]] and became instant friends with Morshu after putting his mastery of maps to use and explained that Woodstock would not be held on Morshu's restaurant. Gwonam was given a coupon for free carpet flying lessons as a reward. Gaining interest in magic, he decided to drop his hippie lifestyle and become a genie/wizard. He attended the University of Squadallah from 1970-1974, which is where the famous line "Squadallah, we're off!" comes frome, being the University's chant. Then, he met [[King Harkinian]] , the king of the land of [[Hyrule]]. The king took Gwonam to Hyrule and asked him to be his royal Genie Prophet Guy. Gwonam accepted, and became happy once again. He has been living in Hyrule ever since.

[[Image:Gwonam-1969.jpg|frame|right|Gwonam when he was a hippy.]]

It is not confirmed on how he became homo[[sex]]ual, but it is speculated that these traits began in his teenage years. Scarce records show that he snuck kisses with other teenage boys in the neighborhood. He would even kiss his own brothers. This means that these boys were [[Gay Luigi|gay]] long before gay was well-known.

===Modern Life===
Gwonam is an old guy on a magic carpet that brings about a sacred prophecy. Gwonam claims that the prophecy states, "Only [[Link]] can defeat [[Ganon]]", but the prophecy clearly says, "Squiggle squiggle squiggle fish squiggle squiggle". His catch phrase is the famed, "[[Squadala]]!" which he says everytime he sets off on flight or when he gets an erection. It has been rumored that Gwonam has a deep obsession with taking Link and [[Zelda]] to [[IHOP]]. He also seem to like to stand in a same posings and movements when Link meets him in his magic carpet while he (Gwonam) tells Link about Ganon's minions. he also likes to tell Link to "look" or "see" Something..

Cultural Heritage: Saudi Arabia/India

==Controversy==
Gwonam appears to have an obsession with [[cum]], and seems to enjoy Link's company. It has been rumored that Gwonam is a pedophilic homosexual due to his particular liking towards Link.

==Posessions==
[[Image:DefaultCAXZUR43.jpg|thumb|right|Gwonam, [[Link]], [[King Harkinian]], and [[Zelda]] when they finally have their acclaimed [[dinner]].]]

Gwonam seems to be quite the item master and is a large help when it comes to aiding Link on his quests.
*[[The Map]]
*A Magic Carpet
*A Strange <strike>Turban Type Hat</strike> Shower Cap.
*Weird Facial Hair
*A Strange ability to see into the future to find out what Ganon's minions are doing
*A lamp which allows him to "see the Sand Crumies"
*[[Cum]]
*Possibly some [[birds]].
*Evil Birds!
*[[YouTube]]
*Lots of random CDs, especially from his favorite band, "[[Birds|The Byrds]]".

==Quotes==
*Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions as seen in the Island of [[Koridai]].
*It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon.
*There is no Time. Your sword is enough
*SAQUALLADAH!! We're off!
*These are the faces of evil. You must conquer each.
*Here's the Map. Where you wish to go...
*LOOK AND SEE, GORONU...
*AT LAST, you have the vision to find my House! Now, go with many blessings!
*Go with many Zelbinems!
*Well Done, Link! Ganon is now emprisioned. CUM!
*Look, already Koridai is returning to peace and harmony. The Birds are singing. Isn't it beautiful?
*YOU, LINK, ARE THE HERO OF KORIDAI!!!
*[[You]] must die.
*[[cum|CUM!]]
*Here [[I]] [[Cum|CUM!]]
*Your Majesty, [[Duke Onkled]] is under attack by the [[evil]] forces of [[Ganon]]!
*Your Majesty, [[you]] must [[die]]!
*Your Majesty, [[Link]] must [[die]]!
*[[Impa]], [[you]] are a slut!
*[[Ganon]] is a [[dick|prick.]]
*Well done, your majesty!
*[[King Harkinian|Your Majesty,]] [[Link]] is [[gay]] and [[your face]] is beautiful!!
*Many Blessings!
*Your Majesty, [[Ganon]] is returning to harm [[you]] all!
*[[No]] [[Link]], consider this... [[Ganon]] is ''evil''!
*''Evil'' warriors are the most dangerous of [[Koridai]].
*At last, [[you]] see!
*[[You]] must defeat [[Ganon]] and [[I]] will say "[[You|YOU]], [[Link|LINK]], ARE THE HERO OF KORIDAI!!!"
*[[You]] will [[die]]!
*[[You]], [[Link]], Are [[Retard]]ed!
*Link, we're going to the beach.
*[[The King|Your Majesty,]] [[Link]] is a [[fuck]]ing [[faggot]] who sucks my [[Penis|cock!]]
*[[NO]], U!
*[[Morshu]] is a [[fat]][[ass]] [[dick|cock]] k[[no]]cker!
*[[You]] can suck my [[no|furry]] [[balls]], [[you]] [[fat]] [[no|shemale]]!
*[[You]] want to see some D-cup [[boobs|tits]]? Look Down!
*Very well, [[you]] just opened a can of whoop[[ass]]!
*[[Morshu]]...
*[[I]]'m going to kick [[you]]r [[ass]]!
*[[Squadala]]! [[You]], [[M. Bison]], can go [[fuck]] [[Glutko]].
*Go, with [[no]] blessings!
*[[You]] have the vision!
*Oh [[no]] [[you]] [[no|didn't!!]]
*It isn't my fault!
*Shut Up, [[Ass]]hole!!
*[[NO]]!
*STOP!!!
*Very Well, [[Link]]!
*What did [[I]] miss?
*[[Fuck]] Off, Lieutanant!!
*[[No]], [[you]]'re carpet sucks [[dick]]!
*[[I]] live in [[Koridai]].
*[[Zelda]], [[the King]] is [[die|DEAD!!!]]
*Beautiful!!
*May the squadillah be with you!
*Squadafuckinglah!
*What the [[fuck]] do you want from me now?!
*Fine, I will sing for you once again.
*That is enough. I'm too tired.
*Enough is Enough your majesty.
*You, Link are a lazy turd!
*Your majesty, [[Fat Mario|Mario]] is here!
*Only fchan is furry enough, you must fap to Fchan!

==Trivia==
*His favorite band is [[Birds|The Byrds]].
*He once worked for the Angry German Kid.
*Was originally casted for the role of "Genie" in ''Aladdin'', but was replaced at the last minute for failing a drug test.
*He has six toes on his left foot, but no one knows about that (until now}.
*His claim that "only Link can defeat Ganon" has been disproved by the fact that Ganon has been defeated by [[Zelda]] and [[Game Luigi]].
*In about a million and one years, Gwanom will be turned into a mechanical genie, and put on an island. There he will meet a giant baby and [[Flapjack]].
*Gwonam tried to sell his flying magic carpet to Link in 1978, but Von Vulture claimed it was fake and 30 years later Link still has not bought it.
*He gets Rick Rolled when doing acid.
*Once said that [[The King]] totally burned [[Zelda]] and [[Link]].
*He has a YouTube account called nijjhar1.
*Once owned a restaurant chain called [[Squadallah Burger]] hiring [[Link]] as an employee, but since it only sold burgers, it failed in the light of [[Duke Onkled]]'s Diner that also sold pizza, potato chips, spaghetti and pizza pie.
*Is the current owner of Gwonam's Pizzeria which at one point was [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]]. [[Mayor Kravindish]] works there as the Maitre D' and Curly is the waiter. The King however dislikes the place because of the lack of hamburgers.
*He once sang the [[I.M. Meen]] song. He sang it beautifully, but he could only do the first part. The reason why he didn't do the rest of the song was because he got posessed by something.
*[[Link]] masturbates to his [[Facebook]] pictures. That [[Faggot]]!
*Squadallah could possibly be referring to "Squad Allah", an Islam youth group.
*The birds are singing. Yes, it IS beautiful.
*Owns several flying carpets. One is from the '70s (he's been trying to sell it to Link for over 30 years), one has a hemi, and one is an unreliable second hand carpet.
*He does own one car, a 1925 Nash.
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Gwonam

2009-11-21T17:18:22Z

1941Oldsmobile: /* Trivia */

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[[Image:Animation_fin8.jpg|thumb|Well done, Link!.]]
Gwonam is a character commonly used in Youtube Poop., Generally regarded as the "Freaky Carpet guy" or "Squadala Guy" or "[[Pimpsahoy]]".

His real name is "Al-Saraha Murbad" or "Rajinder".

==General Information==

===Early Life===
[[Image:Gwonam's-Pizzeria.jpg|frame|right|Gwonam showing his Pizzeria, which was made out of legos behind King Harkinian's '41 Plymouth.]]
Gwonam was born in 1923 in Saudi Arabia. He had three brothers, [[Jafar]], Goshaman, and Gotseman. His parents were actually from India. Often, the air was polluted by the many oil rigs. At age 22, Gwonam left the country to get away from the noxious gases. First, he moved to London. [[4]] years later, Gwonam left England, and moved to [[Sparta]]. He was still not happy. 3 years after moving to Sparta, Gwonam moved into China, this time he felt happy. He lived in China for 27 years. But then, the Communist government of China decided to fire Gwonam from his prophet job. Gwonam was depressed and didn't know what to do. He took a trip to the U.S. in 1969 to attend Woodstock. He stopped off to eat at [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]] and became instant friends with Morshu after putting his mastery of maps to use and explained that Woodstock would not be held on Morshu's restaurant. Gwonam was given a coupon for free carpet flying lessons as a reward. Gaining interest in magic, he decided to drop his hippie lifestyle and become a genie/wizard. He attended the University of Squadallah from 1970-1974, which is where the famous line "Squadallah, we're off!" comes frome, being the University's chant. Then, he met [[King Harkinian]] , the king of the land of [[Hyrule]]. The king took Gwonam to Hyrule and asked him to be his royal Genie Prophet Guy. Gwonam accepted, and became happy once again. He has been living in Hyrule ever since.

[[Image:Gwonam-1969.jpg|frame|right|Gwonam when he was a hippy.]]

It is not confirmed on how he became homo[[sex]]ual, but it is speculated that these traits began in his teenage years. Scarce records show that he snuck kisses with other teenage boys in the neighborhood. He would even kiss his own brothers. This means that these boys were [[Gay Luigi|gay]] long before gay was well-known.

===Modern Life===
Gwonam is an old guy on a magic carpet that brings about a sacred prophecy. Gwonam claims that the prophecy states, "Only [[Link]] can defeat [[Ganon]]", but the prophecy clearly says, "Squiggle squiggle squiggle fish squiggle squiggle". His catch phrase is the famed, "[[Squadala]]!" which he says everytime he sets off on flight or when he gets an erection. It has been rumored that Gwonam has a deep obsession with taking Link and [[Zelda]] to [[IHOP]]. He also seem to like to stand in a same posings and movements when Link meets him in his magic carpet while he (Gwonam) tells Link about Ganon's minions. he also likes to tell Link to "look" or "see" Something..

Cultural Heritage: Saudi Arabia/India

==Controversy==
Gwonam appears to have an obsession with [[cum]], and seems to enjoy Link's company. It has been rumored that Gwonam is a pedophilic homosexual due to his particular liking towards Link.

==Posessions==
[[Image:DefaultCAXZUR43.jpg|thumb|right|Gwonam, [[Link]], [[King Harkinian]], and [[Zelda]] when they finally have their acclaimed [[dinner]].]]

Gwonam seems to be quite the item master and is a large help when it comes to aiding Link on his quests.
*[[The Map]]
*A Magic Carpet
*A Strange <strike>Turban Type Hat</strike> Shower Cap.
*Weird Facial Hair
*A Strange ability to see into the future to find out what Ganon's minions are doing
*A lamp which allows him to "see the Sand Crumies"
*[[Cum]]
*Possibly some [[birds]].
*Evil Birds!
*[[YouTube]]
*Lots of random CDs, especially from his favorite band, "[[Birds|The Byrds]]".

==Quotes==
*Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions as seen in the Island of [[Koridai]].
*It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon.
*There is no Time. Your sword is enough
*SAQUALLADAH!! We're off!
*These are the faces of evil. You must conquer each.
*Here's the Map. Where you wish to go...
*LOOK AND SEE, GORONU...
*AT LAST, you have the vision to find my House! Now, go with many blessings!
*Go with many Zelbinems!
*Well Done, Link! Ganon is now emprisioned. CUM!
*Look, already Koridai is returning to peace and harmony. The Birds are singing. Isn't it beautiful?
*YOU, LINK, ARE THE HERO OF KORIDAI!!!
*[[You]] must die.
*[[cum|CUM!]]
*Here [[I]] [[Cum|CUM!]]
*Your Majesty, [[Duke Onkled]] is under attack by the [[evil]] forces of [[Ganon]]!
*Your Majesty, [[you]] must [[die]]!
*Your Majesty, [[Link]] must [[die]]!
*[[Impa]], [[you]] are a slut!
*[[Ganon]] is a [[dick|prick.]]
*Well done, your majesty!
*[[King Harkinian|Your Majesty,]] [[Link]] is [[gay]] and [[your face]] is beautiful!!
*Many Blessings!
*Your Majesty, [[Ganon]] is returning to harm [[you]] all!
*[[No]] [[Link]], consider this... [[Ganon]] is ''evil''!
*''Evil'' warriors are the most dangerous of [[Koridai]].
*At last, [[you]] see!
*[[You]] must defeat [[Ganon]] and [[I]] will say "[[You|YOU]], [[Link|LINK]], ARE THE HERO OF KORIDAI!!!"
*[[You]] will [[die]]!
*[[You]], [[Link]], Are [[Retard]]ed!
*Link, we're going to the beach.
*[[The King|Your Majesty,]] [[Link]] is a [[fuck]]ing [[faggot]] who sucks my [[Penis|cock!]]
*[[NO]], U!
*[[Morshu]] is a [[fat]][[ass]] [[dick|cock]] k[[no]]cker!
*[[You]] can suck my [[no|furry]] [[balls]], [[you]] [[fat]] [[no|shemale]]!
*[[You]] want to see some D-cup [[boobs|tits]]? Look Down!
*Very well, [[you]] just opened a can of whoop[[ass]]!
*[[Morshu]]...
*[[I]]'m going to kick [[you]]r [[ass]]!
*[[Squadala]]! [[You]], [[M. Bison]], can go [[fuck]] [[Glutko]].
*Go, with [[no]] blessings!
*[[You]] have the vision!
*Oh [[no]] [[you]] [[no|didn't!!]]
*It isn't my fault!
*Shut Up, [[Ass]]hole!!
*[[NO]]!
*STOP!!!
*Very Well, [[Link]]!
*What did [[I]] miss?
*[[Fuck]] Off, Lieutanant!!
*[[No]], [[you]]'re carpet sucks [[dick]]!
*[[I]] live in [[Koridai]].
*[[Zelda]], [[the King]] is [[die|DEAD!!!]]
*Beautiful!!
*May the squadillah be with you!
*Squadafuckinglah!
*What the [[fuck]] do you want from me now?!
*Fine, I will sing for you once again.
*That is enough. I'm too tired.
*Enough is Enough your majesty.
*You, Link are a lazy turd!
*Your majesty, [[Fat Mario|Mario]] is here!
*Only fchan is furry enough, you must fap to Fchan!

==Trivia==
*His favorite band is [[Birds|The Byrds]].
*He once worked for the Angry German Kid.
*Was originally casted for the role of "Genie" in ''Aladdin'', but was replaced at the last minute for failing a drug test.
*He has six toes on his left foot, but no one knows about that (until now}.
*His claim that "only Link can defeat Ganon" has been disproved by the fact that Ganon has been defeated by [[Zelda]] and [[Game Luigi]].
*In about a million and one years, Gwanom will be turned into a mechanical genie, and put on an island. There he will meet a giant baby and [[Flapjack]].
*Gwonam tried to sell his flying magic carpet to Link in 1978, but Von Vulture claimed it was fake and 30 years later Link still has not bought it.
*He gets Rick Rolled when doing acid.
*Once said that [[The King]] totally burned [[Zelda]] and [[Link]].
*He has a YouTube account called nijjhar1.
*Once owned a restaurant chain called [[Squadallah Burger]] hiring [[Link]] as an employee, but since it only sold burgers, it failed in the light of [[Duke Onkled]]'s Diner that also sold pizza, potato chips, spaghetti and pizza pie.
*Is the current owner of Gwonam's Pizzeria which at one point was [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]]. [[Mayor Kravindish]] works there as the Maitre D' and Curly is the waiter. The King however dislikes the place because of the lack of hamburgers.
*He once sang the [[I.M. Meen]] song. He sang it beautifully, but he could only do the first part. The reason why he didn't do the rest of the song was because he got posessed by something.
*[[Link]] masturbates to his [[Facebook]] pictures. That [[Faggot]]!
*Squadallah could possibly be referring to "Squad Allah", an Islam youth group.
*The birds are singing. Yes, it IS beautiful.
*Owns several flying carpets. One is from the '70s (he's been trying to sell it to Link for over 30 years), one has a hemi, and one is an unreliable second hand carpet.
*He does own one car, a 1924 Nash.
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Gwonam

2009-11-21T17:15:54Z

1941Oldsmobile: /* Early Life */

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[[Image:Animation_fin8.jpg|thumb|Well done, Link!.]]
Gwonam is a character commonly used in Youtube Poop., Generally regarded as the "Freaky Carpet guy" or "Squadala Guy" or "[[Pimpsahoy]]".

His real name is "Al-Saraha Murbad" or "Rajinder".

==General Information==

===Early Life===
[[Image:Gwonam's-Pizzeria.jpg|frame|right|Gwonam showing his Pizzeria, which was made out of legos behind King Harkinian's '41 Plymouth.]]
Gwonam was born in 1923 in Saudi Arabia. He had three brothers, [[Jafar]], Goshaman, and Gotseman. His parents were actually from India. Often, the air was polluted by the many oil rigs. At age 22, Gwonam left the country to get away from the noxious gases. First, he moved to London. [[4]] years later, Gwonam left England, and moved to [[Sparta]]. He was still not happy. 3 years after moving to Sparta, Gwonam moved into China, this time he felt happy. He lived in China for 27 years. But then, the Communist government of China decided to fire Gwonam from his prophet job. Gwonam was depressed and didn't know what to do. He took a trip to the U.S. in 1969 to attend Woodstock. He stopped off to eat at [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]] and became instant friends with Morshu after putting his mastery of maps to use and explained that Woodstock would not be held on Morshu's restaurant. Gwonam was given a coupon for free carpet flying lessons as a reward. Gaining interest in magic, he decided to drop his hippie lifestyle and become a genie/wizard. He attended the University of Squadallah from 1970-1974, which is where the famous line "Squadallah, we're off!" comes frome, being the University's chant. Then, he met [[King Harkinian]] , the king of the land of [[Hyrule]]. The king took Gwonam to Hyrule and asked him to be his royal Genie Prophet Guy. Gwonam accepted, and became happy once again. He has been living in Hyrule ever since.

[[Image:Gwonam-1969.jpg|frame|right|Gwonam when he was a hippy.]]

It is not confirmed on how he became homo[[sex]]ual, but it is speculated that these traits began in his teenage years. Scarce records show that he snuck kisses with other teenage boys in the neighborhood. He would even kiss his own brothers. This means that these boys were [[Gay Luigi|gay]] long before gay was well-known.

===Modern Life===
Gwonam is an old guy on a magic carpet that brings about a sacred prophecy. Gwonam claims that the prophecy states, "Only [[Link]] can defeat [[Ganon]]", but the prophecy clearly says, "Squiggle squiggle squiggle fish squiggle squiggle". His catch phrase is the famed, "[[Squadala]]!" which he says everytime he sets off on flight or when he gets an erection. It has been rumored that Gwonam has a deep obsession with taking Link and [[Zelda]] to [[IHOP]]. He also seem to like to stand in a same posings and movements when Link meets him in his magic carpet while he (Gwonam) tells Link about Ganon's minions. he also likes to tell Link to "look" or "see" Something..

Cultural Heritage: Saudi Arabia/India

==Controversy==
Gwonam appears to have an obsession with [[cum]], and seems to enjoy Link's company. It has been rumored that Gwonam is a pedophilic homosexual due to his particular liking towards Link.

==Posessions==
[[Image:DefaultCAXZUR43.jpg|thumb|right|Gwonam, [[Link]], [[King Harkinian]], and [[Zelda]] when they finally have their acclaimed [[dinner]].]]

Gwonam seems to be quite the item master and is a large help when it comes to aiding Link on his quests.
*[[The Map]]
*A Magic Carpet
*A Strange <strike>Turban Type Hat</strike> Shower Cap.
*Weird Facial Hair
*A Strange ability to see into the future to find out what Ganon's minions are doing
*A lamp which allows him to "see the Sand Crumies"
*[[Cum]]
*Possibly some [[birds]].
*Evil Birds!
*[[YouTube]]
*Lots of random CDs, especially from his favorite band, "[[Birds|The Byrds]]".

==Quotes==
*Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions as seen in the Island of [[Koridai]].
*It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon.
*There is no Time. Your sword is enough
*SAQUALLADAH!! We're off!
*These are the faces of evil. You must conquer each.
*Here's the Map. Where you wish to go...
*LOOK AND SEE, GORONU...
*AT LAST, you have the vision to find my House! Now, go with many blessings!
*Go with many Zelbinems!
*Well Done, Link! Ganon is now emprisioned. CUM!
*Look, already Koridai is returning to peace and harmony. The Birds are singing. Isn't it beautiful?
*YOU, LINK, ARE THE HERO OF KORIDAI!!!
*[[You]] must die.
*[[cum|CUM!]]
*Here [[I]] [[Cum|CUM!]]
*Your Majesty, [[Duke Onkled]] is under attack by the [[evil]] forces of [[Ganon]]!
*Your Majesty, [[you]] must [[die]]!
*Your Majesty, [[Link]] must [[die]]!
*[[Impa]], [[you]] are a slut!
*[[Ganon]] is a [[dick|prick.]]
*Well done, your majesty!
*[[King Harkinian|Your Majesty,]] [[Link]] is [[gay]] and [[your face]] is beautiful!!
*Many Blessings!
*Your Majesty, [[Ganon]] is returning to harm [[you]] all!
*[[No]] [[Link]], consider this... [[Ganon]] is ''evil''!
*''Evil'' warriors are the most dangerous of [[Koridai]].
*At last, [[you]] see!
*[[You]] must defeat [[Ganon]] and [[I]] will say "[[You|YOU]], [[Link|LINK]], ARE THE HERO OF KORIDAI!!!"
*[[You]] will [[die]]!
*[[You]], [[Link]], Are [[Retard]]ed!
*Link, we're going to the beach.
*[[The King|Your Majesty,]] [[Link]] is a [[fuck]]ing [[faggot]] who sucks my [[Penis|cock!]]
*[[NO]], U!
*[[Morshu]] is a [[fat]][[ass]] [[dick|cock]] k[[no]]cker!
*[[You]] can suck my [[no|furry]] [[balls]], [[you]] [[fat]] [[no|shemale]]!
*[[You]] want to see some D-cup [[boobs|tits]]? Look Down!
*Very well, [[you]] just opened a can of whoop[[ass]]!
*[[Morshu]]...
*[[I]]'m going to kick [[you]]r [[ass]]!
*[[Squadala]]! [[You]], [[M. Bison]], can go [[fuck]] [[Glutko]].
*Go, with [[no]] blessings!
*[[You]] have the vision!
*Oh [[no]] [[you]] [[no|didn't!!]]
*It isn't my fault!
*Shut Up, [[Ass]]hole!!
*[[NO]]!
*STOP!!!
*Very Well, [[Link]]!
*What did [[I]] miss?
*[[Fuck]] Off, Lieutanant!!
*[[No]], [[you]]'re carpet sucks [[dick]]!
*[[I]] live in [[Koridai]].
*[[Zelda]], [[the King]] is [[die|DEAD!!!]]
*Beautiful!!
*May the squadillah be with you!
*Squadafuckinglah!
*What the [[fuck]] do you want from me now?!
*Fine, I will sing for you once again.
*That is enough. I'm too tired.
*Enough is Enough your majesty.
*You, Link are a lazy turd!
*Your majesty, [[Fat Mario|Mario]] is here!
*Only fchan is furry enough, you must fap to Fchan!

==Trivia==
*His favorite band is [[Birds|The Byrds]].
*He once worked for the Angry German Kid.
*Was originally casted for the role of "Genie" in ''Aladdin'', but was replaced at the last minute for failing a drug test.
*He has six toes on his left foot, but no one knows about that (until now}.
*His claim that "only Link can defeat Ganon" has been disproved by the fact that Ganon has been defeated by [[Zelda]] and [[Game Luigi]].
*In about a million and one years, Gwanom will be turned into a mechanical genie, and put on an island. There he will meet a giant baby and [[Flapjack]].
*Gwonam tried to sell his flying magic carpet to Link in 1978, but Von Vulture claimed it was fake and 30 years later Link still has not bought it.
*He gets Rick Rolled when doing acid.
*Once said that [[The King]] totally burned [[Zelda]] and [[Link]].
*He has a YouTube account called nijjhar1.
*Once owned a restaurant chain called [[Squadallah Burger]] hiring [[Link]] as an employee, but since it only sold burgers, it failed in the light of [[Duke Onkled]]'s Diner that also sold pizza, potato chips, spaghetti and pizza pie.
*Is the current owner of Gwonam's Pizzeria which at one point was [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]]. [[Mayor Kravindish]] works there as the Maitre D' and Curly is the waiter. The King however dislikes the place because of the lack of hamburgers.
*He once sang the [[I.M. Meen]] song. He sang it beautifully, but he could only do the first part. The reason why he didn't do the rest of the song was because he got posessed by something.
*[[Link]] masturbates to his [[Facebook]] pictures. That [[Faggot]]!
*Squadallah could possibly be referring to "Squad Allah", an Islam youth group.
*The birds are singing. Yes, it IS beautiful.

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Gwonam

2009-11-21T17:15:18Z

1941Oldsmobile: /* Early Life */

{{char}}

[[Image:Animation_fin8.jpg|thumb|Well done, Link!.]]
Gwonam is a character commonly used in Youtube Poop., Generally regarded as the "Freaky Carpet guy" or "Squadala Guy" or "[[Pimpsahoy]]".

His real name is "Al-Saraha Murbad" or "Rajinder".

==General Information==

===Early Life===
[[Image:Gwonam's-Pizzeria.jpg|frame|right|Gwonam showing his Pizzeria, which was made out of legos and King Harkinian's '41 Plymouth.]]
Gwonam was born in 1923 in Saudi Arabia. He had three brothers, [[Jafar]], Goshaman, and Gotseman. His parents were actually from India. Often, the air was polluted by the many oil rigs. At age 22, Gwonam left the country to get away from the noxious gases. First, he moved to London. [[4]] years later, Gwonam left England, and moved to [[Sparta]]. He was still not happy. 3 years after moving to Sparta, Gwonam moved into China, this time he felt happy. He lived in China for 27 years. But then, the Communist government of China decided to fire Gwonam from his prophet job. Gwonam was depressed and didn't know what to do. He took a trip to the U.S. in 1969 to attend Woodstock. He stopped off to eat at [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]] and became instant friends with Morshu after putting his mastery of maps to use and explained that Woodstock would not be held on Morshu's restaurant. Gwonam was given a coupon for free carpet flying lessons as a reward. Gaining interest in magic, he decided to drop his hippie lifestyle and become a genie/wizard. He attended the University of Squadallah from 1970-1974, which is where the famous line "Squadallah, we're off!" comes frome, being the University's chant. Then, he met [[King Harkinian]] , the king of the land of [[Hyrule]]. The king took Gwonam to Hyrule and asked him to be his royal Genie Prophet Guy. Gwonam accepted, and became happy once again. He has been living in Hyrule ever since.

[[Image:Gwonam-1969.jpg|frame|right|Gwonam when he was a hippy.]]

It is not confirmed on how he became homo[[sex]]ual, but it is speculated that these traits began in his teenage years. Scarce records show that he snuck kisses with other teenage boys in the neighborhood. He would even kiss his own brothers. This means that these boys were [[Gay Luigi|gay]] long before gay was well-known.

===Modern Life===
Gwonam is an old guy on a magic carpet that brings about a sacred prophecy. Gwonam claims that the prophecy states, "Only [[Link]] can defeat [[Ganon]]", but the prophecy clearly says, "Squiggle squiggle squiggle fish squiggle squiggle". His catch phrase is the famed, "[[Squadala]]!" which he says everytime he sets off on flight or when he gets an erection. It has been rumored that Gwonam has a deep obsession with taking Link and [[Zelda]] to [[IHOP]]. He also seem to like to stand in a same posings and movements when Link meets him in his magic carpet while he (Gwonam) tells Link about Ganon's minions. he also likes to tell Link to "look" or "see" Something..

Cultural Heritage: Saudi Arabia/India

==Controversy==
Gwonam appears to have an obsession with [[cum]], and seems to enjoy Link's company. It has been rumored that Gwonam is a pedophilic homosexual due to his particular liking towards Link.

==Posessions==
[[Image:DefaultCAXZUR43.jpg|thumb|right|Gwonam, [[Link]], [[King Harkinian]], and [[Zelda]] when they finally have their acclaimed [[dinner]].]]

Gwonam seems to be quite the item master and is a large help when it comes to aiding Link on his quests.
*[[The Map]]
*A Magic Carpet
*A Strange <strike>Turban Type Hat</strike> Shower Cap.
*Weird Facial Hair
*A Strange ability to see into the future to find out what Ganon's minions are doing
*A lamp which allows him to "see the Sand Crumies"
*[[Cum]]
*Possibly some [[birds]].
*Evil Birds!
*[[YouTube]]
*Lots of random CDs, especially from his favorite band, "[[Birds|The Byrds]]".

==Quotes==
*Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions as seen in the Island of [[Koridai]].
*It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon.
*There is no Time. Your sword is enough
*SAQUALLADAH!! We're off!
*These are the faces of evil. You must conquer each.
*Here's the Map. Where you wish to go...
*LOOK AND SEE, GORONU...
*AT LAST, you have the vision to find my House! Now, go with many blessings!
*Go with many Zelbinems!
*Well Done, Link! Ganon is now emprisioned. CUM!
*Look, already Koridai is returning to peace and harmony. The Birds are singing. Isn't it beautiful?
*YOU, LINK, ARE THE HERO OF KORIDAI!!!
*[[You]] must die.
*[[cum|CUM!]]
*Here [[I]] [[Cum|CUM!]]
*Your Majesty, [[Duke Onkled]] is under attack by the [[evil]] forces of [[Ganon]]!
*Your Majesty, [[you]] must [[die]]!
*Your Majesty, [[Link]] must [[die]]!
*[[Impa]], [[you]] are a slut!
*[[Ganon]] is a [[dick|prick.]]
*Well done, your majesty!
*[[King Harkinian|Your Majesty,]] [[Link]] is [[gay]] and [[your face]] is beautiful!!
*Many Blessings!
*Your Majesty, [[Ganon]] is returning to harm [[you]] all!
*[[No]] [[Link]], consider this... [[Ganon]] is ''evil''!
*''Evil'' warriors are the most dangerous of [[Koridai]].
*At last, [[you]] see!
*[[You]] must defeat [[Ganon]] and [[I]] will say "[[You|YOU]], [[Link|LINK]], ARE THE HERO OF KORIDAI!!!"
*[[You]] will [[die]]!
*[[You]], [[Link]], Are [[Retard]]ed!
*Link, we're going to the beach.
*[[The King|Your Majesty,]] [[Link]] is a [[fuck]]ing [[faggot]] who sucks my [[Penis|cock!]]
*[[NO]], U!
*[[Morshu]] is a [[fat]][[ass]] [[dick|cock]] k[[no]]cker!
*[[You]] can suck my [[no|furry]] [[balls]], [[you]] [[fat]] [[no|shemale]]!
*[[You]] want to see some D-cup [[boobs|tits]]? Look Down!
*Very well, [[you]] just opened a can of whoop[[ass]]!
*[[Morshu]]...
*[[I]]'m going to kick [[you]]r [[ass]]!
*[[Squadala]]! [[You]], [[M. Bison]], can go [[fuck]] [[Glutko]].
*Go, with [[no]] blessings!
*[[You]] have the vision!
*Oh [[no]] [[you]] [[no|didn't!!]]
*It isn't my fault!
*Shut Up, [[Ass]]hole!!
*[[NO]]!
*STOP!!!
*Very Well, [[Link]]!
*What did [[I]] miss?
*[[Fuck]] Off, Lieutanant!!
*[[No]], [[you]]'re carpet sucks [[dick]]!
*[[I]] live in [[Koridai]].
*[[Zelda]], [[the King]] is [[die|DEAD!!!]]
*Beautiful!!
*May the squadillah be with you!
*Squadafuckinglah!
*What the [[fuck]] do you want from me now?!
*Fine, I will sing for you once again.
*That is enough. I'm too tired.
*Enough is Enough your majesty.
*You, Link are a lazy turd!
*Your majesty, [[Fat Mario|Mario]] is here!
*Only fchan is furry enough, you must fap to Fchan!

==Trivia==
*His favorite band is [[Birds|The Byrds]].
*He once worked for the Angry German Kid.
*Was originally casted for the role of "Genie" in ''Aladdin'', but was replaced at the last minute for failing a drug test.
*He has six toes on his left foot, but no one knows about that (until now}.
*His claim that "only Link can defeat Ganon" has been disproved by the fact that Ganon has been defeated by [[Zelda]] and [[Game Luigi]].
*In about a million and one years, Gwanom will be turned into a mechanical genie, and put on an island. There he will meet a giant baby and [[Flapjack]].
*Gwonam tried to sell his flying magic carpet to Link in 1978, but Von Vulture claimed it was fake and 30 years later Link still has not bought it.
*He gets Rick Rolled when doing acid.
*Once said that [[The King]] totally burned [[Zelda]] and [[Link]].
*He has a YouTube account called nijjhar1.
*Once owned a restaurant chain called [[Squadallah Burger]] hiring [[Link]] as an employee, but since it only sold burgers, it failed in the light of [[Duke Onkled]]'s Diner that also sold pizza, potato chips, spaghetti and pizza pie.
*Is the current owner of Gwonam's Pizzeria which at one point was [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]]. [[Mayor Kravindish]] works there as the Maitre D' and Curly is the waiter. The King however dislikes the place because of the lack of hamburgers.
*He once sang the [[I.M. Meen]] song. He sang it beautifully, but he could only do the first part. The reason why he didn't do the rest of the song was because he got posessed by something.
*[[Link]] masturbates to his [[Facebook]] pictures. That [[Faggot]]!
*Squadallah could possibly be referring to "Squad Allah", an Islam youth group.
*The birds are singing. Yes, it IS beautiful.

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King Harkinian

2009-11-21T17:10:36Z

1941Oldsmobile: /* Possessions */

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'''King Harkinian''', better known as simply '''The King''', is the noble ruler of the land of [[Hyrule]] and one of the most famous characters on the youtube poop universe. He loves talking about [[Link|his boi,]] which has been proven to be [[Link]]. He also constantly wonders what's for dinner, and likes to aid his far-away friend, [[Duke Onkled]]. However, the duke gave the king over to the forces of [[Ganon]], but when the king was rescued by [[Zelda]], he made Duke Onkled scrub all the floors in Hyrule for his mercy. His Castle was destroyed thanks to Zeus But the King killed Zeus by throwing rotton ultra-spicy dinner into his mouth.

Cultural Heritage: Sweden
==Early Life==
[[Image:The-Kings-Parents-1945.jpg|thumb|The King's Parents]]
Very little is known about The King's early life, although it has been speculated that his father may have been Santa Claus. It is known that he was born sometime in 1945. It also has been speculated that, when Harkinian was four (4) years old, he was known as [[Caillou]], the retarded cancer patient.

==Areas of Expertise==
*The King has extensive knowledge of what true warriors strive for, whether it be peace, [[dinner]], or certain [[Cum|bodily fluids]].
*The King has mastered many psychic-based powers, and can teleport from outdoors to indoors in an instant. Rumor has it the idea for the movie "The Jumper" was based off of this skill.
*The King also has a Wii, but has not released his friend code to the Hyrulian public. He is currently one of the worst Wario Ware players, and sucks at Mario Party 8 and Mario Kart Wii.
*He rocks at Guitar Hero. [[Zelda]] dislikes this and will throw rocks at the King if he is caught playing it.
*He has his own brand of cereal, called Munf Munf. The cereal is so good that eating an entire box of it will make your head explode. The King likes to advertise his Munf Munf, but [[Gay Luigi]] keeps interrupting him. [[M. Bison]] thinks Munf Munf is DELICIOUS, and [[Glutko]] thinks it tastes like diarrhea, which is DELICIOUS to him.
*Expert at using a webcam, and tortures people who give him one star ratings on Youtube.
*It is rumored that he trained [[Xuchilbara]] in the ways of the Poop, but failed horribly.
*[[Vorhias]] managed to steal his dinner once. He barely made it out with his life.
*It is heavily suspected The King is a hard [[BOOZE|drinker]]. He usually drinks when talking about his "[[Link|boy]]", and even laughs like a drunk frequently, possibly even flirting with Zelda. This may be due to his bottomless goblet which he holds most of the time.
*The King is one of two people who have mastered the lightsaber in [[Hyrule]]. The other person is [[Link]].
*The King can utilize different kinds of beam attacks, mostly coming from his mouth. It is thought that everyone else got the Lazer shooting abilities from him. His signature attack is "Dinner Attack", where he turns inverted, gets red eyes, has his face replaced with dinner, and fires a massive beam.
*He also owns a spaceship. It looks very similar to the spaceship in Metroid.
*Knows some of the best places to eat dinner. His all time favorite restaurant was [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]], eating there for dinner every day from the opening in 1967 to the closing in 1985. He stopped eating there when Rick bought the place and constantly [[Rick Roll|Rick Rolled]] The King everytime he tried to eat.
*Before he became the King of [[Hyrule]], he once wrote a book about his expertise in life called ''"[[Adolf Hitler|Mein Junge]]."'' He also wrote about his beliefs such as having peace becoming what all true warriors strive for.
*He once walked to Gamelon after Ganon seized his ship. It is unclear how he got there. He either has the ability to walk on water or breath underwater.
*During his time in the pit, he gained the power of regeneration, which explains why he took it so well when he got his dick caught in the door.
*Consider's Jon Hamm as a true warrior.
* His belching can ressurect the dead if he consumes alcohol during a funeral, such as ressurecting [[Impa]] who died of a heart attack due to loud thunder, and because the zombies get destructive and he has to belch to revert them into living beings while [[Link|someone]] uses the [[Book of Koradie]], he is forbidden from drinking alchohol during funerals as seen in this video here: {{vid|mUZcqomD_YY}}
{{vid|Io9hqmP9UTo}}
[[Image:King Christmas card.JPG|thumb|300px|Seasons Greetings from the king.]]

===Drug Abuse===
Sometime before his death he was a weed smoker. He and [[Sonic]] were on good terms and would normally always smoke weed together. Due to his drug addictions every time he tried to say "we" he mistakenly says "weed" due to either force of habit or a terrible voice actor hired by Philips. He appeared in a banned episode of [[Sonic Sez]] as a special guest to say the word weed.

===Death===

News of his death has not been released to the public yet, but it is a plausable fact. There are rumors going around that the king got so drunk, he suc[[cum]]bed to [[Dry Bones|alcohol poisoning]] shortly after his merry laugh with Zelda. He then [[die]]d, and was replaced by another, less alchohol-addicted king. The current king has yet to have been questioned on whether or not he is the original king, but it is very likely that he isn't. The original King may or may not be released from the pit, however, [[Gregg the Grim Reaper]] is getting pissed at the King's death happening so frequently. He died during a battle with [[Little Critter]] after he sacrificed himself to avenge his dad's death.

[[Image:Teamrocketaids.jpg|frame|right|[[James]] tried to give the King [[AIDS]] once. He, [[M. Bison|of course,]] failed.]]

==Possessions==
*The Triforce of Courage
*Lotsa [[Dinner]]
*A lightsaber
*A [[Dinner Blaster]], which fires cheeseburgers.
*A bottomless wine goblet
*The wierd headband he wears instead of a crown
*A necklace that he only wears when he's laughing and drinking wine at the same time.
*A ship. Possibly a yacht or a [[Lazy Town|pirate <del>shit</del> ship]].
*A [[Wii]]
*The only photo of his parents.
*A 1920's Austin convertible.
*A Toyota Hybrid
*A 1958 [[Edsel]] Citation
*An early '50s Studebaker
*A 1941 Plymouth
*A 1980's hatchback, which he drove to Squadallah Burger and Duke Onkled's Diner
*A 1975 AMC Pacer, which he drove to [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]] (stolen and totalled by [[Bowser Jr]] in 1986).
*An SUV called "Heep"
*A 1988 VW Golf that can transform into a taxi, which he insists is a Toyota even though he just replaced the VW's emblem
*A 1946 DeSoto [[Image:The-King-driving-his-Desoto.jpg|thumb|The King's 1946 DeSoto]]
*A pet Platypus (PERRY THE PLATYPUS!?)
*A Webcam
*Munf Munf
*A collection of sponges for which he constantly gives to Duke Onkled to scrub the floors in Hyrule.
*Several cellphones. (One of which he uses to call Jay Sherman to talk about dinner, peace and his Wii).
*Ice cream for [[Dinner]].
*Mad Men Season 1 and 2 DVD's
*A street piano

==Likes==
[[Image:DefaultCAXZUR43.jpg|thumb|right|The King, [[Link]], [[Gwonam]], and [[Zelda]] when they finally have their acclaimed [[dinner]].]]
*[[Dinner]]
*[[Link]]
*Arguing with [[Zelda]]
*Torturing [[Duke Onkled]]
*Being Kidnapped by [[Ganon]]
*Saying "[[My Boy]]"
*His pet platypus.
*Telling people to [[scrub]] stuff.
*Mudkips
*Laughing
*Saying The Number [[4]]
*Taking constant trips to Gamelon.
*Singing "Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence with others like [[Link]] helping out.
{{vid|m73qRnCsdFM}}
*[[KFC]]
*His Ship
*[[Gordon]]
*The number [[4]]
*Playing His Wii.
*Using The Triforce Of Courage
*Cheeseburgers
*Reeses Pieces
*Dominos Pizza
*Ham
*SEEEH-GAHHH
*Virtual Boy
*THE FAR-LEFT LOONS
*My Neighbor Totoro
*[[No|His Mormon Faith (yes ladies, he's polygamous!)]]
*Summoning Bob the Builder to do his dirty work
*Duke Onkled's Diner
*[[Morshu's Dinner Palace]]
*Guitar Hero
*Vintage Cars
**[[Edsel]]s
**Packards
**Studebakers
**The Ford Model T
**The Chevrolet Bel-Air
**Plymouths
*Porco Rosso
*Ice Cream
*Dancing to Scatman John
*Mad Men (The TV series)
*Cars (The Movie)
*Hades (Only because he is enemies with Zeus)
*Fishing
*[[Whinefeld]] (He thinks it's funny. Strange, considering that [[Robin]] thought that it was the freakiest thing he had ever seen.)
*The Great Mouse Detective
[[Image:Enough.jpg|thumb|right|ENOUGH]]
[[Image:Dinner.gif|thumb|right|Dinner]]
[[Image:Gangmahboi.jpg|thumb|right|The King attempting to rap about his boi.]]

==Dislikes==
*Not Having Dinner
*[[Ganon]]
*[[Zelda]], however this is questionable, as he sent Duke Onkled to prison for asking [[sex]] from Zelda, implying that he cares somewhat for her.
*[[Snacks]]
*[[Potato chips|Chips]]
*[[Froggo]]
*[[Jimmy Neutron|Jimmy]] & [[Timmy Turner|Timmy]]
*[[Zeus]] (For stealing his MAH BOI line)
*The (fake) King from the Zelda cartoon (see Zeus)
*[[Big Cheese]] (see Zeus)
*People who steal the "Mah Boi" line.
*Being questioned (Especially for his reasons of travel to Gamelon)
*His other pet fluffy
*Plymouth Voyagers, Yugos, Chevrolet Chevette's and [[Anti-Uctions|Hyundai]] Sonatas (He sends them to the pit because he only likes vintage cars)
*[[Willy Wonka]] (he is causing children to not eat their [[dinner]]).
*Squadala Burger
*Gwonam's Pizzeria
*Scoopa Koopa's Fast Food (Was confused with the name thinking the place sold ice cream along with the fact the food turned you into a [[bird]])
*Rick's Roll's (Rick Astley's short lived restaurant that replaced [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]])
*Rock Band
*Toasters (He epsecially hates The Brave Little Toaster)
*Rosebud Frozen Peas
*Blotto Bros. Wine
*[[I. Fleecem]] (The King has owed him money for oil, rope, dinner and a ship since 1947).
*Being Rick Rolled.
*Dust for dinner
*Republican Teabaggers!
*His clones (He's the true King of course!)
*Paul Revere and the Raiders

==Quotes==
*MAH BOI!
*Four!
*I wonder what's for dinner?
*[[Yes|YES!!]]
*[[AIDS]]!
*Then [[Fuck|FUCK]] [[You|YOU]] [[Gwonam|Mr. Cable Box]].
*Then get a job.
*[[You|YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]
*You're finally becoming a man, [[My Boy|boy]].
*After you [[scrub]] all the floors in hyrule, then we can talk about mercy! Take him away!
*HMMMM...how can [[Wii]] help?
*This peace is what all true warriors strive FOR!
*Zelda, [[Duke Onkled]] is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon. I'm going to Gamelon to aid him.
*Did somebody say "dinner"?
*Dinner Attack!
*This [[penis|dick]] is what all true warriors rub in the morning.
*After you rub your [[penis|Wii-Wii]], then we can scrub [[cum]] off the floors.
*What?
*If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link.
*ENOUGH!
*You saved me!
*My [[Shit|ship]] sails in the morning.
*I'll be in my quarters. If you hear any fits of rage, think of it as the wind.
*[[Zelda]], I'm under attack by the evil forces of [[Ganon]].
*[[Zelda]], go to [[hell]]!
*[[Ganon]], what's for [[dinner]]?
*Don't talk shit, what's for my [[fuck]]ing dinner?
*[[I]]'m for dinner?
*Holy [[Shit]]!
*Don't eat me for dinner! I taste like shit!
*[[Duke Onkled]] tastes like shit too!
*Ganon, rub Duke Onkled's [[dick]], then eat it.
*I saved a piece of Dunk Onkled's dick for dinner!
*I'm going to escape.
*[[I]] saved myself!!
*I'm going to have ICE CREAM for dinner!
*I'm going to war!
*ENOUGH!!! [[I]] can't turn my back for 4 minutes without [[you]] sons of bitches [[dick]]ing around!
*Enough! [[I]] rule this place! Do what [[I]] say and SHUT THE [[hell|HELL]] UP!
*WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
*WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Who the [[hell]] do [[you]] think [[you]]'re talking to?
*[[You]] peices of [[dick]]-[[shit]], [[I]]'m going to cir[[cum]]size [[you]] all!!
*...[[I.M. Meen]]!!
*(Laughs) [[I]]'m the king of [[CD-i]]. [[I]] say what [[I]] want. [[I]] Rule [[Hyrule]]. [[You]] all do what [[I]] say!
*WHA?! What the [[hell]]?!
*WHA?!
*[[You]] want a piece of me, [[I.M. Meen|DOS]] [[shit]]?!
*What the [[fuck]]?!
*[[Zelda]], [[I]]'m always talking about [[dinner]].
*HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I'm going fishing.
*[[Yes]]!
*[[Link]], [[I]] ate fish for [[dinner]].
*Talk to me, boy!
*Talk to me about my [[dinner]]!
*This is me!
*[[I]] don't k[[no]]w what to say!!
*[[Zelda]], I'm going to [[Duke Onkled]]'s for [[dinner]].
*HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I'm going to walk.
*What's for [[dinner]]?
*[[Fuck]] this [[shit]], take him away!!
*Talk to the hand cause you don't hear the face in a month.
*[[Link]], [[Stuarttwentythree|Stuart]] has hit 700 subs!!
*[[Yes]], [[I]]'ll go to [[Gamelon]] to get [[dinner]].
*Don't talk about time to me, boy!
*If [[you]] don't hear me in a month, sentence mix me!
*I'm going to get dinner!
*[[Yes|Dinner is served!!]]
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File:The-King-driving-his-Desoto.jpg

2009-11-21T17:06:24Z

1941Oldsmobile: The King and his 1946 DeSoto.

The King and his 1946 DeSoto.

Talk:I. Fleecem

2009-11-21T17:00:36Z

1941Oldsmobile: This is not I. Fleecem

I thought this guy's name was Ushrom. I. Fleecem is Morshu's distant cousin who taught him about the buisness trade. I do see the joke, as Ushrom/I. Fleecem looks very much like I.M. Meen.

King Harkinian

2009-11-21T05:03:50Z

1941Oldsmobile: /* Possessions */

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|name=King Harkinian
|image=4fourIV.jpg
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|sex=Male
|age=64
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|cast=
}}{{char}}
'''King Harkinian''', better known as simply '''The King''', is the noble ruler of the land of [[Hyrule]] and one of the most famous characters on the youtube poop universe. He loves talking about [[Link|his boi,]] which has been proven to be [[Link]]. He also constantly wonders what's for dinner, and likes to aid his far-away friend, [[Duke Onkled]]. However, the duke gave the king over to the forces of [[Ganon]], but when the king was rescued by [[Zelda]], he made Duke Onkled scrub all the floors in Hyrule for his mercy. His Castle was destroyed thanks to Zeus But the King killed Zeus by throwing rotton ultra-spicy dinner into his mouth.

Cultural Heritage: Sweden
==Early Life==
[[Image:The-Kings-Parents-1945.jpg|thumb|The King's Parents]]
Very little is known about The King's early life, although it has been speculated that his father may have been Santa Claus. It is known that he was born sometime in 1945. It also has been speculated that, when Harkinian was four (4) years old, he was known as [[Caillou]], the retarded cancer patient.

==Areas of Expertise==
*The King has extensive knowledge of what true warriors strive for, whether it be peace, [[dinner]], or certain [[Cum|bodily fluids]].
*The King has mastered many psychic-based powers, and can teleport from outdoors to indoors in an instant. Rumor has it the idea for the movie "The Jumper" was based off of this skill.
*The King also has a Wii, but has not released his friend code to the Hyrulian public. He is currently one of the worst Wario Ware players, and sucks at Mario Party 8 and Mario Kart Wii.
*He rocks at Guitar Hero. [[Zelda]] dislikes this and will throw rocks at the King if he is caught playing it.
*He has his own brand of cereal, called Munf Munf. The cereal is so good that eating an entire box of it will make your head explode. The King likes to advertise his Munf Munf, but [[Gay Luigi]] keeps interrupting him. [[M. Bison]] thinks Munf Munf is DELICIOUS, and [[Glutko]] thinks it tastes like diarrhea, which is DELICIOUS to him.
*Expert at using a webcam, and tortures people who give him one star ratings on Youtube.
*It is rumored that he trained [[Xuchilbara]] in the ways of the Poop, but failed horribly.
*[[Vorhias]] managed to steal his dinner once. He barely made it out with his life.
*It is heavily suspected The King is a hard [[BOOZE|drinker]]. He usually drinks when talking about his "[[Link|boy]]", and even laughs like a drunk frequently, possibly even flirting with Zelda. This may be due to his bottomless goblet which he holds most of the time.
*The King is one of two people who have mastered the lightsaber in [[Hyrule]]. The other person is [[Link]].
*The King can utilize different kinds of beam attacks, mostly coming from his mouth. It is thought that everyone else got the Lazer shooting abilities from him. His signature attack is "Dinner Attack", where he turns inverted, gets red eyes, has his face replaced with dinner, and fires a massive beam.
*He also owns a spaceship. It looks very similar to the spaceship in Metroid.
*Knows some of the best places to eat dinner. His all time favorite restaurant was [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]], eating there for dinner every day from the opening in 1967 to the closing in 1985. He stopped eating there when Rick bought the place and constantly [[Rick Roll|Rick Rolled]] The King everytime he tried to eat.
*Before he became the King of [[Hyrule]], he once wrote a book about his expertise in life called ''"[[Adolf Hitler|Mein Junge]]."'' He also wrote about his beliefs such as having peace becoming what all true warriors strive for.
*He once walked to Gamelon after Ganon seized his ship. It is unclear how he got there. He either has the ability to walk on water or breath underwater.
*During his time in the pit, he gained the power of regeneration, which explains why he took it so well when he got his dick caught in the door.
*Consider's Jon Hamm as a true warrior.
* His belching can ressurect the dead if he consumes alcohol during a funeral, such as ressurecting [[Impa]] who died of a heart attack due to loud thunder, and because the zombies get destructive and he has to belch to revert them into living beings while [[Link|someone]] uses the [[Book of Koradie]], he is forbidden from drinking alchohol during funerals as seen in this video here: {{vid|mUZcqomD_YY}}
{{vid|Io9hqmP9UTo}}
[[Image:King Christmas card.JPG|thumb|300px|Seasons Greetings from the king.]]

===Drug Abuse===
Sometime before his death he was a weed smoker. He and [[Sonic]] were on good terms and would normally always smoke weed together. Due to his drug addictions every time he tried to say "we" he mistakenly says "weed" due to either force of habit or a terrible voice actor hired by Philips. He appeared in a banned episode of [[Sonic Sez]] as a special guest to say the word weed.

===Death===

News of his death has not been released to the public yet, but it is a plausable fact. There are rumors going around that the king got so drunk, he suc[[cum]]bed to [[Dry Bones|alcohol poisoning]] shortly after his merry laugh with Zelda. He then [[die]]d, and was replaced by another, less alchohol-addicted king. The current king has yet to have been questioned on whether or not he is the original king, but it is very likely that he isn't. The original King may or may not be released from the pit, however, [[Gregg the Grim Reaper]] is getting pissed at the King's death happening so frequently. He died during a battle with [[Little Critter]] after he sacrificed himself to avenge his dad's death.

[[Image:Teamrocketaids.jpg|frame|right|[[James]] tried to give the King [[AIDS]] once. He, [[M. Bison|of course,]] failed.]]

==Possessions==
*The Triforce of Courage
*Lotsa [[Dinner]]
*A lightsaber
*A [[Dinner Blaster]], which fires cheeseburgers.
*A bottomless wine goblet
*The wierd headband he wears instead of a crown
*A necklace that he only wears when he's laughing and drinking wine at the same time.
*A ship. Possibly a yacht or a [[Lazy Town|pirate <del>shit</del> ship]].
*A [[Wii]]
*The only photo of his parents.
*A 1920's Austin convertible.
*A Toyota Hybrid
*A 1958 [[Edsel]] Citation
*An early '50s Studebaker
*A 1941 Plymouth
*A 1980's hatchback, which he drove to Squadallah Burger and Duke Onkled's Diner
*A 1975 AMC Pacer, which he drove to [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]] (stolen and totalled by [[Bowser Jr]] in 1986).
*An SUV called "Heep"
*A 1988 VW Golf that can transform into a taxi, which he insists is a Toyota even though he just replaced the VW's emblem
*A 1947 DeSoto
*A pet Platypus (PERRY THE PLATYPUS!?)
*A Webcam
*Munf Munf
*A collection of sponges for which he constantly gives to Duke Onkled to scrub the floors in Hyrule.
*Several cellphones. (One of which he uses to call Jay Sherman to talk about dinner, peace and his Wii).
*Ice cream for [[Dinner]].
*Mad Men Season 1 and 2 DVD's
*A street piano

==Likes==
[[Image:DefaultCAXZUR43.jpg|thumb|right|The King, [[Link]], [[Gwonam]], and [[Zelda]] when they finally have their acclaimed [[dinner]].]]
*[[Dinner]]
*[[Link]]
*Arguing with [[Zelda]]
*Torturing [[Duke Onkled]]
*Being Kidnapped by [[Ganon]]
*Saying "[[My Boy]]"
*His pet platypus.
*Telling people to [[scrub]] stuff.
*Mudkips
*Laughing
*Saying The Number [[4]]
*Taking constant trips to Gamelon.
*Singing "Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence with others like [[Link]] helping out.
{{vid|m73qRnCsdFM}}
*[[KFC]]
*His Ship
*[[Gordon]]
*The number [[4]]
*Playing His Wii.
*Using The Triforce Of Courage
*Cheeseburgers
*Reeses Pieces
*Dominos Pizza
*Ham
*SEEEH-GAHHH
*Virtual Boy
*THE FAR-LEFT LOONS
*My Neighbor Totoro
*[[No|His Mormon Faith (yes ladies, he's polygamous!)]]
*Summoning Bob the Builder to do his dirty work
*Duke Onkled's Diner
*[[Morshu's Dinner Palace]]
*Guitar Hero
*Vintage Cars
**[[Edsel]]s
**Packards
**Studebakers
**The Ford Model T
**The Chevrolet Bel-Air
**Plymouths
*Porco Rosso
*Ice Cream
*Dancing to Scatman John
*Mad Men (The TV series)
*Cars (The Movie)
*Hades (Only because he is enemies with Zeus)
*Fishing
*[[Whinefeld]] (He thinks it's funny. Strange, considering that [[Robin]] thought that it was the freakiest thing he had ever seen.)
*The Great Mouse Detective
[[Image:Enough.jpg|thumb|right|ENOUGH]]
[[Image:Dinner.gif|thumb|right|Dinner]]
[[Image:Gangmahboi.jpg|thumb|right|The King attempting to rap about his boi.]]

==Dislikes==
*Not Having Dinner
*[[Ganon]]
*[[Zelda]], however this is questionable, as he sent Duke Onkled to prison for asking [[sex]] from Zelda, implying that he cares somewhat for her.
*[[Snacks]]
*[[Potato chips|Chips]]
*[[Froggo]]
*[[Jimmy Neutron|Jimmy]] & [[Timmy Turner|Timmy]]
*[[Zeus]] (For stealing his MAH BOI line)
*The (fake) King from the Zelda cartoon (see Zeus)
*[[Big Cheese]] (see Zeus)
*People who steal the "Mah Boi" line.
*Being questioned (Especially for his reasons of travel to Gamelon)
*His other pet fluffy
*Plymouth Voyagers, Yugos, Chevrolet Chevette's and [[Anti-Uctions|Hyundai]] Sonatas (He sends them to the pit because he only likes vintage cars)
*[[Willy Wonka]] (he is causing children to not eat their [[dinner]]).
*Squadala Burger
*Gwonam's Pizzeria
*Scoopa Koopa's Fast Food (Was confused with the name thinking the place sold ice cream along with the fact the food turned you into a [[bird]])
*Rick's Roll's (Rick Astley's short lived restaurant that replaced [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]])
*Rock Band
*Toasters (He epsecially hates The Brave Little Toaster)
*Rosebud Frozen Peas
*Blotto Bros. Wine
*[[I. Fleecem]] (The King has owed him money for oil, rope, dinner and a ship since 1947).
*Being Rick Rolled.
*Dust for dinner
*Republican Teabaggers!
*His clones (He's the true King of course!)
*Paul Revere and the Raiders

==Quotes==
*MAH BOI!
*Four!
*I wonder what's for dinner?
*[[Yes|YES!!]]
*[[AIDS]]!
*Then [[Fuck|FUCK]] [[You|YOU]] [[Gwonam|Mr. Cable Box]].
*Then get a job.
*[[You|YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]
*You're finally becoming a man, [[My Boy|boy]].
*After you [[scrub]] all the floors in hyrule, then we can talk about mercy! Take him away!
*HMMMM...how can [[Wii]] help?
*This peace is what all true warriors strive FOR!
*Zelda, [[Duke Onkled]] is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon. I'm going to Gamelon to aid him.
*Did somebody say "dinner"?
*Dinner Attack!
*This [[penis|dick]] is what all true warriors rub in the morning.
*After you rub your [[penis|Wii-Wii]], then we can scrub [[cum]] off the floors.
*What?
*If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link.
*ENOUGH!
*You saved me!
*My [[Shit|ship]] sails in the morning.
*I'll be in my quarters. If you hear any fits of rage, think of it as the wind.
*[[Zelda]], I'm under attack by the evil forces of [[Ganon]].
*[[Zelda]], go to [[hell]]!
*[[Ganon]], what's for [[dinner]]?
*Don't talk shit, what's for my [[fuck]]ing dinner?
*[[I]]'m for dinner?
*Holy [[Shit]]!
*Don't eat me for dinner! I taste like shit!
*[[Duke Onkled]] tastes like shit too!
*Ganon, rub Duke Onkled's [[dick]], then eat it.
*I saved a piece of Dunk Onkled's dick for dinner!
*I'm going to escape.
*[[I]] saved myself!!
*I'm going to have ICE CREAM for dinner!
*I'm going to war!
*ENOUGH!!! [[I]] can't turn my back for 4 minutes without [[you]] sons of bitches [[dick]]ing around!
*Enough! [[I]] rule this place! Do what [[I]] say and SHUT THE [[hell|HELL]] UP!
*WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
*WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Who the [[hell]] do [[you]] think [[you]]'re talking to?
*[[You]] peices of [[dick]]-[[shit]], [[I]]'m going to cir[[cum]]size [[you]] all!!
*...[[I.M. Meen]]!!
*(Laughs) [[I]]'m the king of [[CD-i]]. [[I]] say what [[I]] want. [[I]] Rule [[Hyrule]]. [[You]] all do what [[I]] say!
*WHA?! What the [[hell]]?!
*WHA?!
*[[You]] want a piece of me, [[I.M. Meen|DOS]] [[shit]]?!
*What the [[fuck]]?!
*[[Zelda]], [[I]]'m always talking about [[dinner]].
*HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I'm going fishing.
*[[Yes]]!
*[[Link]], [[I]] ate fish for [[dinner]].
*Talk to me, boy!
*Talk to me about my [[dinner]]!
*This is me!
*[[I]] don't k[[no]]w what to say!!
*[[Zelda]], I'm going to [[Duke Onkled]]'s for [[dinner]].
*HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I'm going to walk.
*What's for [[dinner]]?
*[[Fuck]] this [[shit]], take him away!!
*Talk to the hand cause you don't hear the face in a month.
*[[Link]], [[Stuarttwentythree|Stuart]] has hit 700 subs!!
*[[Yes]], [[I]]'ll go to [[Gamelon]] to get [[dinner]].
*Don't talk about time to me, boy!
*If [[you]] don't hear me in a month, sentence mix me!
*I'm going to get dinner!
*[[Yes|Dinner is served!!]]
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Dr. Robotnik

2009-11-11T14:36:16Z

1941Oldsmobile:

{{CharBox
|name=Dr. Ivo Robotnik
|image=Eeeeeevil.jpg
|shows=Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog
|sex=Male
|age=68
|sexuality=Bisexual
|occupation=Evil Scientist
|cast=[[Long John Baldry]]
}}{{Char}}

[[Image:Picture 1.png|thumb|Robotnik after having one too many chocolate brains.]]
[[Image:SatAMrobotnik.jpg|thumb|Not Robotnik.]]
'''Dr. Ivo Julian Robotnik''' is a highly popular [[Youtube Poop]] character.

He is not to be confused with [[Dr. Eggman]], his evil twin brother from the new-gen [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] games who resembles Robo Bonanza more than anything.

==Career==

Robotnik has done many things, among them having created the Robotnik suspender striptease, became [[Super Robotnik]], openly talked about his childhood, tore off his own nose, became the Robotnik sun, saved the pridelands (with a little help from [[Freakazoid (character)|Freakazoid]]), became Prime Minister, took too much Viagra for currently unknown reasons, piloted a digging machine, became a racist, conquered Canada, led a funtastic treasure hunt, married [[Bill O'Reilly]], possessed [[King Harkinian]]'s body, traveled through time in search of the All-Powerful [[Chaos Emeralds]], got engulfed in a dust cloud, made his own set of [[Wario]]Ware Microgames, invented his dick, declared war on Sir Alan Sugar (a few years after he declared war on the Imperial Guard), tried (and failed) to take over [[Toon Disney]], and didn't forget to pull that lever. Lastly, Robotnik is also the owner of Robotnik's emporium. But noone cared so they separated. Sometimes, he makes a living by selling lemonade... ''poisoned'', of course. He once starred in a TV show with Terry Hargon, in which they argued over a letter from Throbbin Screetch. He is also currently the world champion of [[Tekken]] 15: Dark Blood Revenge.

Despite the fact that his parents said that he wouldn't amount to anything, Robotnik has had a very successful career, as you can see.

[[Image:Robotnik30.jpg|thumb|right|Dr. Robotnik with his giant hand picking up a giant phone.]]

==Presidential Run==

It was announced on October 8th, 2007, that Robotnik would be running for 2008's president of YouTube though an [[Vorhias|elaborately designed]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPfniwoQ_rk campaign video]. No other characters have announced their intentions to run probably except Rudy Larriva, but many are expected to follow suit.

Robotnik won the presidential election by a wide margin in 2008. He plans to run again for the 2010 presidency, and so far it is rumored that [[Lex Luthor]], his long-term rival, will also run against him.

==Likes==
*Himself
*A bucket of chicken [[balls]].
*His [[Robotnik and his Gameboy|Game Boy]]
*[[Travis Touchdown]]'s Beam Katanas
*[[Sex|Fucking With]] [[Scratch]]. (Whether Scratch sucks him orally or Dr. Robotnik does him anally or something similar like that is something that they both don't really matter on.)
[[Image:Image4.jpg|thumb|[[Scratch]]: [[Yes|Dr. Robotnik's current love.]]]]
*The [[Muppet Babies]]
*Eating a wagon wheel.
*Strawberry Shortcuts
*[[You]]
*[[Porn|Pr0n]]
*Sprite
*His special [[Super Robotnik]] [[form]].
*Putting out the Bushroot.
*His [[Pingas]]
*[[Soda Popinski|Soda Popinski/Vodka Drunkenski]]
*[[Soda Popinski|Sodomy]]
*[[Piston Honda]]
[[Image:Gdfg.png|thumb|right|Him telling [[Scratch|his]] [[Grounder|cro]][[Coconuts|nies]] what he currently has.]]
*[[Morshu|Getting Richer]]
*Being a super genious.
*Having inventions that actually work.
*Blood
*[[Me]] (Especially if the "me" voted for him.)
*Miku Hatsune
*[[Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery|Fat Bastard]], his best friend.
*Racism
*[[Darkwing Yak]]
*Jenny (Whoever the hell she is.)
*[[Eggs]]
*Tacos
*Lucinda
*[[tomo]]
*yomi

==Dislikes==
{{vid|K1yneJSJx3E}}
[[Image:RobotnikNo.jpg|thumb|right|Dr. Robotnik answering [[Scratch]] and [[Grounder]]'s question about them having [[gay]] [[sex]] together.]]
*[[Sonic|THAT HEDGEHOG]]
*[[Mama Luigi]]
*[[Timmy Turner]] & [[Jimmy Neutron]]
*When he loses to [[Froggo]] over a bucket of KFC.
*The Lobe
*"That Chimpanzee"
*[[Dio Brando]] (ruined Robotnik's schemes and all that crap)
*Masahiro Sakurai (He lied to Robotnik that he was going to be in [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]].)
*[[Da Bears]]
*[[Insane Clown Posse|Clowns]]
*Snakes
*An alligator who chased him once.
*Spot The Chicken
*Dipstick
*71519
*The [[Sniper]]
*[[Face]]
*Not being able to say the N-word.
*The [[Killer 7]]
*[[Travis Touchdown]]
*Action 52 & The Cheetahmen (But who doesn't?)
*[[Animal Soccer World]] & everything Phoenix Games has ever touched.
*[[Pickle Surprise]]
*Every single rebel on Mobius. He wants them all blasted out of existence.
*[[King Harkinian]]
*Some [[Cornflakes]]
[[Image:Icon robokx2.gif|thumb|right|[[PINGAS]]!!!]]
*The House of The Dead: Overkill
*[[Jack]] from the game [[MadWorld]].
*His evil twin [[Dr. Eggman]].
*[[Jesus Christ]]
*[[Smirking Bitch|That fucking gay ass smirking son of a bitch that almost ruined this Chewiki. (You know who the fuck I mean.)]]
*[[The Jonas Brothers|Those queermos on the Disney Channel.]]
*[[Trixie Tang]]
*[[4Kids]]
*The Children's Television Workshop
*[[High Voltage]] Software (They're ruining his plan to make the [[Wii|Nintendo Wii]] look like a piece of [[shit]] by making shovelware type of games. To think that this is all because Masahiro Sakurai didn't put him in [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]]. Now that's sad don't you think?)
*[[Robotnikclaus]], his archrival.

==Skills==
[[Image:Ghfdgh.png|thumb|right|The infamous picture used for the [[Youtube Poop]] meme called '''"This Video Contains Win!!!"''']]
Robotnik can use adjectives in his sentences very skillfully. He is also a top notch screamer and inventor, his robots Grounder and Scratch in particular, which he created to kiss his penis. His large nose gives him a keen sense of smell, especially when there's [[KFC]] nearby.

Robotnik is also known for his dynamic, flexible face which can contort itself in unlimited ways, often defying physics. This was caused after he accepted a part of the Gum-Gum Fruit, offered by [[Luffy]]. He has been known to have [[Laughing Panther|uncontrollable fits of laughter.]]

In the GOTY Award winning game Super Robotnik Land he has been seen using his penis to kill Sonic The Hedgehog (See Video Above), however whether this skill is as powerful in reality is yet to be proven.

He also has the power to give promotions. So far, very few have been able to get promotions from him.

Apparently he can blink but it's hard to notice.

His giant ass is so huge that he has to buy custom-built chairs and toilets. His dumps are so enormous that his plumbing pipes must be at least 12 feet wide to avoid clogs.

He can eat 300 pounds of ham.

==Gossip==
[[Image:robotikniks.jpg|thumb|Robotnik while watching gay porn.]]
*It is rumored that [[Scratch]] has an obsession with Robotnik's penis. ''(See: [[ScraBotnik]])''
*Despite his claim, it is thought by many that Robotnik DID forget to pull that lever.
*It is rumored that Robotnik partook in a threesome with [[Zelda]], himself, and [[Ms. Filkins]] resulting in Robotnik being the father of Ms. Filkin's 3rd Child.
*There is a VERY good chance that Robotnik is also Santa Claus, but this was disproved when Robotnikclaus revealed himself.
*It's rumored that Sarah is his daughter.
*Robotnik once went to the Lonely Hearts Club and applied to date [[Makoto Kino]], however Sonic beat him to the punch. However after finding out that Sonic was a pervert, Robotnik is rumored to date her.
*It is rumored that Robotnik's "beautiful head" once drifted off into deep space.
*In recent years, Robotnik has been known to frequently confuse the names of his robots, coming up with such fusions as "Scrounder" and "Groutch". Alas, [[Scrounder]] has been confirmed to really exist recently.
*Robotnik often likes to procrastinate, saying "TOMORROW I'LL" whenever he has been assigned something to do.
*When [[Rudy Larriva]] and [[Mama Luigi]] announced [[Hunter Harrison]]'s candidacy for president of the CN Railway, Robotnik was bent on destroying the campaign. Alas, he caved when they offered to haul [[Robotnik Express]] for him.
[[Image:STHCS1.jpg|thumb|right|Dr. Robotnik's call has just been disconnected... again!]]
*[[Bugs Bunny]] believes Robotnik is Polish.
*Rumoured to have had plastic surgery on a [[SatAM|Saturday Morning]] until his nephew Snively made love to Robotnik (Robotnik's reply was "This was good Snively"), but everyone disapproved so he went back to his loveable pre-Saturday Morning self.
*Enjoys making racecar noises while he eats lotsa [[spaghetti]].
*It is rumored that Chowder is his son.
*Robotnik once collaborated with Zelda, Link, Luigi, Mario, and Dr. Rabbit to form the Power Rangers. Ironically, Robotnik took the role as the aerobic skinny Asian yellow ranger.
*He seems to have somewhat of an obsession with [[Tails|Sonic's two-tailed little friend]], who he affectionately refers to as MILES.
*Robotnik's nose is known to look like a eggplant.
*Robotnik wants you to touch his [[PENIS|PINGAS]].
*He once had the argument of the century with [[M. Bison]]. Later on in that argument, [[Fat Mario]] and [[Captain Falcon]] would join their respective sides in this argument.
*He's the one who built [[Glados]].
*Dr. Robotnik was considered to be the #7 douchebag of [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|Screwattack's]] Top Ten List of Douchebags. He was ahead of [[Wario]], [[Superman]] (lol, wut?!), and [[Michael Jackson]] (R.I.P. ;_;), yet he failed to defeat the [[Russians|Ruffians from the Viva Pinata series]], [[Burger King|the Burger King himself]], [[Bowser]], [[Metal Gear Solid|Psycho Mantis]], [[Gay Luigi|Jack Thompson]], and the Duck Hunt Dog itself.
*He drove that hedgehog to the fucking moon once.
*He also once had a crazy cousin named Warpnik. Unfortunetly, he's banished into the Warp of Penis so he isn't with us anymore.
*It was confirmed that Dr. Robotnik was a [[Nazi]]/Neo-Nazi, or at least a temporary one.
*It is rumored that before he goes to bed at night he wraps his [[penis|PINGAS]] in strips of bacon. That could also explain why his PINGAS makes other penises be ashamed of themselves.
*Oddly enough, he, along with [[Bowser]] and [[Ganon]], refused to help [[King K. Rool]] seize YouTube Poop in the name of the [[Angry German Kid]].
*He recently tricked the Mario Bros. into killing Sonic for him by planting a forged note from the hedgehog for them to find.
*He once suffered a form of tourette syndrome where Hugh Tasmanian Devil-style rambling and "Peanuts" adult speech got injected in his dialogue.
*Also once made a Strawberry Shortcut and tried to do the [[Pickle Surprise]] once.
*Is rumored to [[Masturbation|masturbate]] the very instant he sees the "DO NOT [[Masterbation|MASTURBATE]]" video. (Subsequentialy, you can see the video on the bottom right here.)
{{vid|QGaNvWI9ZfU}}
*His nose is actually a second PINGAS.
*With the help of [[Dracula]], he conquered New Jersey; beating [[Will Smith]] to the punch.
*He and Robotnikclaus recorded a hit single together titled "Piness Piness Pingas Pingas", which Stimpy J. Cat likes to play constantly much to Ren Hoek's displeasure.
*He has been found to have been sexually assulted again, this time by [[Big Cheese]] in 1989, leading to [[Big Cheese]]'s impeachment.
*The [[Nostalgia Critic]] actually once shot his own [[fuck]]ing head off. After he [[die]]d, all of Mobius exploded into a million pieces.
*Enjoys shoving bricks into his eye and eating wrenches.
*He has a small [[penis|erection]] when he sees [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic The Hedgehog]] and [[Tails]] [[kiss]] and/or have [[sex]] [[yes|with each other.]]
*He has a part-time job as a kindergarten teacher; however, he frequently gets caught in traffic on his way there.
*Made [[Tomo]] in charge of the Super Special Sonic Search and Smash Squad.

==Memorable Quotes==
[[Image: 16_fanart_sonicgottagofast.gif|thumb|Robotnik's ultimate rival, [[Sonic]].]]
{{poopquote|Robotnik|SILENCE!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I hate that hedgehog!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|(While having an orgasm) OOOOH, THAT'S GOOOOD!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|YOU PISS BRAINS!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|rrrrrrrrrrrrra rrrrrrrrrrrra rrrrrrrrrrrrooo rrrrro rro. A Robotnik's most IMPORTANT WORK!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|MAKE ME HAPPY!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|You miserable mess of microchips!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|NOTE}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|This is like bending spaghetti!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Hurry! We have two more towns to demolish by lunchtime!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I'm engulfed in a... dust cloud!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|DOY...[[SHOU!]]}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss??}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I'll smack yer ma!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I'M DOCTOR ROBOTNIK; I CAN TOUCH WHATEVER I WANT!!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|OHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|[[NO]]!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|..are programmed and ready too fire on anything...that's blue......HEDGEHOG BLUE that is!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|In a word, they'll all be sunk! Ahahahahahahahaha!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Prepare to engage the brothermio system!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|And I order you to tell me of any carrots, peppers, and bugs of security, the second Christmas comes up!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Snoo[[Pingas|ping as]] usual, I see?}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|My full name is SUPER Robotnik!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|For Grounder's sake, that better have been a wrong number!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Whyyy?! WHYYY?! WHYYYYYYY!??!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Togt'nevahllitsuoy?!?}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|This is not a what...Don't call it a what...call it a WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|AND NOW YOU'RE RUNNING UP MY LONG DISTANCE BILL!!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I won't just dip her, I'll dunk her! SLAM dunk! Two-handed reverse.}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|By standing on that X!(Points to the right)}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I want MORE chimneys! MOOORRRREEEEE!!!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I'm on the brink of incest! You fail!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|What kind of nincompoops are you!?!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|If you don't, I'll melt you down... ''MY'' way!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I just stole candy from 4,822 babies! What a perfect way to whet my appetite for evil!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Get to the point or your name will be M-U-D!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|You lame brain, knuckle-dragging dork! How dare you interrupt me while I'm having a bath with my rubber crocodile!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|'''NINCOMBOTS!!!'''}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|'''NIGGABOTS!!!'''}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|See you next faaaaall!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Get out of life!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I thought I was rid of you,you fish-fondiling fruitcake!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Hey! Where did that mountain-top come from?!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|...but one trouble-making teenager has made me TEAR EVERY HAIR from my BEAUTIFUL HEAD!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|This is one time ''I'm'' going to do some rottenness, and that hedgehog won't stop me!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Why, the fun is just starting! Dahahahahahahahahahaha!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|How did I get in the middle of the ocean?!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|NICE PEOPLE.}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|[[Beans]]...}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|How many times have I told you dingbats to always buy new shoes in the afternoon, after your feet have expanded!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Nice [[toaster]]. I must remind my badniks to steal some [[Bowser's Sourpuss Bread|BREAD]] for it.}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|You can rot in jail for all I care! Ahahahahahahahaha!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Tea? TEA?}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|[[France|Surrender]] to [[me]].}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|My...caboose...}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|WHO CARES?}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Body Parts!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|No one makes fun of me! No one!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|TOMORROW I'LL...}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|PRRR! PRRR!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|OR...DID I SAY THAT ALREADY?}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|...And so I've decided to dedicate my luxury resort to Mobius's first citizen. A bundle of good looks and sheer genius, all wrapped up in that loveable package we call me!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|It's time to unleash my extendo-tower-solar-focusing lens ray, and bake Sonic like a BUG!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|TOUCH MY PINGAS!!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|My Robo-Transmogrifier will take care of you prehistoric fuzzballs!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Who's Rich???}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I HATE [[Da Bears]]!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|YOU DOUBLE NIGGER!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I haven't SEEN such lunacy since I banned my crazy cousin Warpnik to the Warp of Confusion!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|With your gadgets, and my penis, we'll team up to scoop some poop!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Steroids!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Friction!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Oxymoron!!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|DAAh, [[Fuck|forg]]et it!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Top of the morning to you, [[Freakazoid (character)|Freakazoid]]!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|TURN OFF THAT LIGHT!!! Can't [[you]] see I'm fapping?!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Gladiators!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Did he say what I thought he said? I win!?}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I'll build myself a microwave!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Wait for me. I want to watch!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I order [[you]] to break my [[penis]]!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|With Sonic trapped in the force field, Mobius is mine! ''Mine!'' ...Did I say that already?}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I'm surrounded by [[dick|dicks!!]]}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Smells Like... [[Dr. Rockso|Cocaine!]]}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|This time, there'll be [[no]] slip-ups!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|O.K., so [[I]] had a small erection.}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I haven't SEEN such lunacy since I banned my crazy cousin Robotnikclause to the Warp of Canada!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Aha! I have just come up with a magnnnnificent scheme! Now you may lick my pingas.}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I've started a wonderful, inspirational song. Listen.}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|[[Dr. Doofenshmirtz|But, my goody-two-shoes brother, the favorite of my mother, is the one I want to smother in a ton of pigeon goo!]]}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I captured my [[dick]] and became [[dick|dic]]tator!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Auuugh!! Who took a shit in my chair?!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I haven't seen such lunacy since I [[fuck]]ed my gay cousin Warpnik in the cooler!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Well, I do have one small criticism [about "Wishology"]; hooking Timmy up with Trixie - it was a little... [[Kim Possible|SICK AND WRONG!!]] TOTALLY SICK AND WRONG!!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|My beautiful wonderful Yomi!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Tomorrow I'll [[fuck|mess]] with [[Scratch]] and [[Grounder]]!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|He wants me because I am magnanimous and imperative. That's two great things. Not one great thing and an okay thing or one good thing and a so-so thing; it's ''two'' great things!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Now that Breezie has diverted Sonic to the far reaches of the planet, it's time to launch the second part of my terrible plan!}}
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Now that Shredder has diverted the Turtles to the far reaches of the bake-off, it's time to launch the second part of the creatures' full growth!}}

==The Greatest Evil...==
After the existence of [[Scrounder]] was confirmed, a theory has appeared that Robotnik himself could fuse with the aforementioned monstrosity to form Dr. Scroundbotnik. If this being were ever to be created, it would wield a power mighty enough to rival even Kimera Luigi. Let us hope this never comes to pass...
[[Image:Q3zscn.jpg|frame|left|Dr. Robotnik hates the company of the same name that makes computers in Canada.]]

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Delicious

2009-11-08T03:24:38Z

1941Oldsmobile: /* Things That Aren't Delicious */

[[Image:Deliciouscoke.JPG|thumb|right|Coca-Cola is delicious!]]
[[M. Bison|This is delicious!]]

==Things That Are Delicious==
*[[Dinner]]
*[[Bagel]]s
*[[Spaghetti]] (Especially if there's lots of it involved.)
*[[Mashed Potatoes]]
*[[Eggs]]
*Fresh Fruit
*Junk Food
*[[Pizza]]
*[[Sandvich|Sandwich]]es (Especially if [[you]]'re the [[Heavy Weapons Guy]].)
*[[Scout]] (Mainly to the [[Heavy Weapons Guy]] and those people who saw and/or responded to it.)
*[[Coca-Cola]]
*Ramen
*[[Chips]]
*[[Aran Ryan|Cheeseburgers]]
*[[Yoshkins]] (According to two large dinosaurs.)
*Plumbers (See Above)
*[[Toast]]
*[[Australian|Vegemite]]
**[[Cheese]] and Vegemite sandwiches
[[Image:Vegejar.gif|thumb|right|A delicious [[Pickle Surprise|sandwich spread]] from [[Australian|Australia]].]]
*Twinkies
*[[Beans]]
*[[Caterpillars]]
*[[Dust]] (Well, at [[M. Bison]] thinks it's delicious.)
*[[You]]
**[[NO]], [[You|U!]]
*[[Philadelphia|Philly]] [[Big Cheese|Cheese]][[Penis|steak]]
**Actually, most of Philly's cuisine.
*[[Big Cheese|Cheese]] (Especially [[Gordon|British]] [[Big Cheese|Cheeses]].)
*[[Shit]] (At least, [[Ganon]] thinks it's delicious.)
*[[Good Burger]]s when their [[cum|special sause]] is involved.
*Ice Cream
**[[Pickle Surprise|Strawberry Shortcuts]]
*Cereal
*Ham
*Salami
*[[Bald Bull|Tur]][[Wolverine|key]]
*Brains (Especially if [[you]]'re a zombie. Infact, even the [[Insane Clown Posse]] love eating brains themselves.)
*Mrs. Pell's Fishsticks (Especially if they're raw and/or if [[you]]'re [[die|dead]].)
*Blotto Bros. Wine
*[[Orson Welles|Rosebud]] Frozen Peas
[[Image:BlankaCannibal.gif|thumb|350px|[[Blanka]] thinks that [[Cody]] is delicious.]]
*[[Cunt|Pussy]] (So long as it's [[no]]t contaminated by [[AIDS|STDs.]])
*[[Penis]] (However, that's only for the [[gay]] guys and ''maybe'' straight women.)
*[[Balls]] (See Penis.)
*[[Captain Guile|Guile]] getting beaten up.

==Things That Aren't Delicious==
*[[This Key]]
*[[German]] [[Big Cheese|Cheeses]]
**Especially [[Shit|Rauchkäse]]
*[[Pickle Surprise]] (Despite the one transvestite's claim that "This is tasty.")
**[[Pickle Surprise|Ookie Cookies]] (See Pickle Surprise.)
*Hot Carls
*[[Balls]] that are filled with [[Anti-Uctions]].
*[[Penis]] (Especially if it's contaminated by [[AIDS|STDs.]])
*[[Pussy]] if contaminated by [[AIDS|STDs.]]
*Most inedible objects.
*Dust (according to [[King Harkinian]])

==Trivia==
*[[Froggo]], [[Yoshi]], [[M. Bison]], [[Kirby]], [[Bear Hugger]], and [[King Hippo]] all approve of all of the items listed under "Delicious".
*[[King Harkinian]] wants to have any of the things listed under "delicious" for [[dinner]] (except for dust).
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Pizza

2009-11-08T03:22:54Z

1941Oldsmobile: /* Trivia */

{{stub}}
Pizza is [[Bowser's Sour Puss Bread|bread]] covered with [[Dry Bones|oils]], herbs, [[Cum|sauce]], and [[cheese]]. Being not as popular as [[Spaghetti]] in the YouTube poop, it lurks in places like Pizza Hut in hopes that [[You|someone]] will eat it.

Outside of YouTube Poop, Pizza is a very popular food.
[[Image:Pizza.jpg|thumb|right|Someone attempting to steal your pizza.]]
{{VidCaption|au1QGku1ytk|A [[90's Kid|'90s]] advert for Pizza Hut}}

==People Who Eat Pizza==
*[[America]]ns
**[[New York]]ers
***All [[form]]s of [[Mario]].
***All [[form]]s of [[Luigi]]. (Especially [[Mama Luigi]].)
*The [[Japanese]]
**The Nyanki/[[Samurai Pizza Cats]]
*[[Italy|Italians]]
*[[Yoshi]]
*[[M. Bison]]
*[[Froggo]]
*[[Dr. Robotnik]]
*[[King Harkinian]]
*The [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]
*[[King Hippo]] ([[Hell]], he'd eat anything that's [[delicious|edible.]])
*[[D.W.]]
*[[Wario]]
*[[Waluigi]]
*[[Falco Lombardi]]
*The Autobots (especially [[Optimus Prime]] and [[Bumblebee]])

==Toppings Commonly Found On A Pizza==
*[[Cheese]] ([[M. Bison|Of Course!]])
*Pepperoni
*[[Penis|Sausage]]
*[[Guido|Anchovies]]
*[[Africans|Black]] Olives
*[[Garlic]]
*Various [[Vegeta]]bles
*Pineapple ([[Arnold Schwarzenegger]] will [[Die|kill]] [[you]] if you get this topping on your Pizza.)
*[[Rod Blagojevich|Corn]] (That's mainly in [[Japan]].)
*[[Eggs]] (Again, also in [[Japan]].)
*[[Samurai Pizza Cats|Cats]] (According to a '70s Urban Legend from Tokyo about [[Piston Honda|a former samurai]] who owned a pizza parlour, they had cat as a topping.)

==Trivia==
*There should only be 2 or 3 types of [[cheese]] on a pizza: Mozzarella, Provolone, and possibly Parmesan. [[No]] other cheeses should be put on a pizza, especially cheddar.
*Pizza is popular in many countries, especially the [[America|United States]].
*[[M. Bison]] approves of this food, due to the fact that it is [[delicious]]!
**As do [[Yoshi]], [[Froggo]], [[King Hippo]], and [[King Harkinian]].
*The [[Samurai Pizza Cats]] make pizzas for a living, when not fighting [[Big Cheese]]'s mechas.
*Do not let [[Viacom]] get their hands on [[you]]r own personal pan pizza.
*[[Gwonam]] owned a pizzeria once. It failed because both [[King Harkinian]] and [[M.Bison]] did not find the pizza [[delicious]].

[[Category: Food]]

Pizza

2009-11-08T03:19:07Z

1941Oldsmobile: /* People Who Eat Pizza */

{{stub}}
Pizza is [[Bowser's Sour Puss Bread|bread]] covered with [[Dry Bones|oils]], herbs, [[Cum|sauce]], and [[cheese]]. Being not as popular as [[Spaghetti]] in the YouTube poop, it lurks in places like Pizza Hut in hopes that [[You|someone]] will eat it.

Outside of YouTube Poop, Pizza is a very popular food.
[[Image:Pizza.jpg|thumb|right|Someone attempting to steal your pizza.]]
{{VidCaption|au1QGku1ytk|A [[90's Kid|'90s]] advert for Pizza Hut}}

==People Who Eat Pizza==
*[[America]]ns
**[[New York]]ers
***All [[form]]s of [[Mario]].
***All [[form]]s of [[Luigi]]. (Especially [[Mama Luigi]].)
*The [[Japanese]]
**The Nyanki/[[Samurai Pizza Cats]]
*Italians
*[[Yoshi]]
*[[M. Bison]]
*[[Froggo]]
*[[Dr. Robotnik]]
*[[King Harkinian]]
*The [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]
*[[King Hippo]] ([[Hell]], he'd eat anything that's [[delicious|edible.]])
*[[D.W.]]
*[[Wario]]
*[[Waluigi]]
*[[Falco Lombardi]]
*The Autobots (especially [[Optimus Prime]] and [[Bumblebee]])

==Toppings Commonly Found On A Pizza==
*[[Cheese]] ([[M. Bison|Of Course!]])
*Pepperoni
*[[Penis|Sausage]]
*[[Guido|Anchovies]]
*[[Africans|Black]] Olives
*[[Garlic]]
*Various [[Vegeta]]bles
*Pineapple ([[Arnold Schwarzenegger]] will [[Die|kill]] [[you]] if you get this topping on your Pizza.)
*[[Rod Blagojevich|Corn]] (That's mainly in [[Japan]].)
*[[Eggs]] (Again, also in [[Japan]].)
*[[Samurai Pizza Cats|Cats]] (According to a '70s Urban Legend from Tokyo about [[Piston Honda|a former samurai]] who owned a pizza parlour, they had cat as a topping.)

==Trivia==
*There should only be 2 or 3 types of [[cheese]] on a pizza: Mozzarella, Provolone, and possibly Parmesan. [[No]] other cheeses should be put on a pizza, especially cheddar.
*Pizza is popular in many countries, especially the [[America|United States]].
*[[M. Bison]] approves of this food, due to the fact that it is [[delicious]]!
**As do [[Yoshi]], [[Froggo]], [[King Hippo]], and [[King Harkinian]].
*The [[Samurai Pizza Cats]] make pizzas for a living, when not fighting [[Big Cheese]]'s mechas.
*Do not let [[Viacom]] get their hands on [[you]]r own personal pan pizza.

[[Category: Food]]

Thomas & Friends

2009-11-06T21:58:17Z

1941Oldsmobile: /* Characters */ The trains of the small railway are not miniature amusment park rides, they are indeed real engines.

{{media}}[[image:ThomasToTrenaki.JPG|thumb|Thomas the Tank Engine, rolling along... (whistle, whistle...)]]

==Description==

''Thomas and Friends'' is a multi-media franchise, originally created by the Reverend Wilbur Awdry. The series started as children's books called ''The Railway Series'' that were told to entertain Awdry's son Christopher when he had the measles. In the 1980's, the books were adapted into a television show that turned Thomas into the main character. The rest is history, inspiring some toys and even [[Nintendo]] video games. There was a movie in 2000 called ''Thomas and the Magic Railroad'', which turned Thomas into a fantasy story for some reason.

Although Wilbur Awdry [[die]]d in 1997, his son Christopher has taken over as the writer of the books, which live on to this day.

===Media Infomation===
*TV Show, Movie, Video Game
*Made in the United Kingdom

==Characters==
''With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops''

*[[Thomas the Tank Engine]] - The most popular and arguably lead character, he is painted blue and has the number 1 on his sides.
*Edward the Blue Engine - A wise blue engine with the number 2.
*[[Henry]] the Green Engine - An engine who's nearly always sick. #3.
*[[Gordon]] the Express Engine - An older engine who often acts as a leader. #4.
*[[James]] the Red Engine - A narcissistic, somewhat stuck-up engine that seems to be a red palette swap of Edward. #5.
*Percy the Small Engine - The new kid on the block, he's more naive and gets along well with Thomas. #6.
*Toby the Tram Engine - An older engine from an old railway, he was later taken under the fat controller's wing. #7.
*Duck - Real name Montague; he gets along well with Percy. #8.
*Donald and Douglas - [[Demoman|Black, Scottish]] twins with unintelligible accents. #9 and #10, respectively.
*The Fat Controller - Known as Sir Topham Hatt in North America, he's the owner of the railway.

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Plus a number of side characters, including the small railway consisting of narrow guage engines, and the mountain engines.

==Usage==

===First Used In A Poop By===


[http://youtubepoop.com/UNKNOWN UNKNOWN]

>

===Often Used By===
*TimAJH
*SSBMEXPERT (sample to right)

===Sometimes Used By===
* TheKipperRunsAgain
* [[GenghisKhan44]]


==Disliked By==
*People outside its target audience.

==Further Information==
*The series is now mainly CGI because of [[Shit|HIT]] Entertainment being in charge of the TV show.
*There was to be a spin-off of the show called ''Jack and the Pack'', but it was canceled.
*The current narrator is Pierce Brosnan. That's right, James Bond. Previous narrators included [[The Beatles|Ringo Starr]], [[George Carlin]] and Alec Baldwin. Nice list, huh?

===Main Source For Poopers===

[http://youtube.com/ Youtube]



===Other External Links===

[http://www.thomasandfriends.com Official Website]

Talk:King Harkinian

2009-11-02T04:38:17Z

1941Oldsmobile: Question about one of King Harkinian's Quotes

Nice too see you finally started calling him by his proper title.
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Can someone lock this page for now? Someone keeps adding a bunch of bad fan fiction involving the king to this article. [[User:NinjaCoachZ|NinjaCoachZ]] 04:49, 15 September 2009 (CDT)
*Sure, I'll templock it for a few days. If it's still locked by Friday someone remind me to unlock it.. [[AbsoluteBillion|Billion]] 07:11, 15 September 2009 (CDT)

== Question about one of King Harkinian's Quotes ==

Where does his qote "Then fuck you Mr. Cablebox" come from?

King Harkinian

2009-10-18T18:09:36Z

1941Oldsmobile: /* Likes */

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'''King Harkinian''', better known as simply '''The King''', is the noble ruler of the land of [[Hyrule]]. He loves talking about [[My Boy|his boi,]] which has been proven to be [[Link]]. He also constantly wonders what's for dinner, and likes to aid his far-away friend, [[Duke Onkled]]. However, the duke gave the king over to the forces of [[Ganon]], but when the king was rescued by [[Zelda]], he made Duke Onkled scrub all the floors in Hyrule for his mercy. His Castle was destroyed thanks to Zeus But the King killed Zeus by throwing dinner into his mouth.

Cultural Heritage: Sweden
==Early Life==
[[Image:The-Kings-Parents-1945.jpg|thumb|The King's Parents]]
Very little is known about The King's early life, although it has been speculated that his father may have been Santa Claus. It is known that he was born sometime in 1945. It also has been speculated that, when Harkinian was four (4) years old, he was known as [[Caillou]], the retarded cancer patient.

==Areas of Expertise==
*The King has extensive knowledge of what true warriors strive for, whether it be peace, [[dinner]], or certain bodily fluids ([[Cum]]).
*The King has mastered many psychic-based powers, and can teleport from outdoors to indoors in an instant. Rumor has it the idea for the movie "The Jumper" was based off of this skill.
*The King also has a Wii, but has not released his friend code to the Hyrulian public. He is currently one of the worst Wario Ware players, and sucks at Mario Party 8 and Mario Kart Wii.
*He rocks at Guitar Hero. [[Zelda]] dislikes this and will throw rocks at the King if he is caught playing it.
*He has his own brand of cereal, called Munf Munf. The cereal is so good that eating an entire box of it will make your head explode. The King likes to advertise his Munf Munf, but [[Gay Luigi]] keeps interrupting him. [[M. Bison]] thinks Munf Munf is DELICIOUS, and [[Glutko]] thinks it tastes like diarrhea, which is DELICIOUS to him.
*Expert at using a webcam, and tortures people who give him one star ratings on Youtube.
*It is rumored that he trained [[Xuchilbara]] in the ways of the Poop, but failed horribly.
*[[Vorhias]] managed to steal his dinner once. He barely made it out with his life.
*It is heavily suspected The King is a hard [[BOOZE|drinker]]. He usually drinks when talking about his "[[Link|boy]]", and even laughs like a drunk frequently, possibly even flirting with Zelda. This may be due to his bottomless goblet which he holds most of the time.
*The King is one of two people who have mastered the lightsaber in [[Hyrule]]. The other person is [[Link]].
*The King can utilize different kinds of beam attacks, mostly coming from his mouth. It is thought that everyone else got the Lazer shooting abilities from him. His signature attack is "Dinner Attack", where he turns inverted, gets red eyes, has his face replaced with dinner, and fires a massive beam.
*He also owns a spaceship. It looks very similar to the spaceship in Metroid.
*Knows some of the best places to eat dinner. His all time favorite restaurant was [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]], eating there for dinner every day from the opening in 1967 to the closing in 1985. He stopped eating there when Rick bought the place and constantly [[Rick Roll|Rick Rolled]] The King everytime he tried to eat.
*Before he became the King of [[Hyrule]], he once wrote a book about his expertise in life called ''"[[Adolf Hitler|Mein Junge]]."'' He also wrote about his beliefs such as having peace becoming what all true warriors strive for.
*He once walked to Gamelon after Ganon seized his ship. It is unclear how he got there. He either has the ability to walk on water or breath underwater.
*During his time in the pit, he gained the power of regeneration, which explains why he took it so well when he got his dick caught in the door.
*Consider's Jon Hamm as a true warrior.
* His belching can ressurect the dead if he consumes alcohol during a funeral, such as ressurecting [[Impa]] who died of a heart attack due to loud thunder, and because the zombies get destructive and he has to belch to revert them into living beings while [[Link|someone]] uses the [[Book of Koradie]], he is forbidden from drinking alchohol during funerals as seen in this video here: {{vid|mUZcqomD_YY}}
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[[Image:King Christmas card.JPG|thumb|300px|Seasons Greetings from the king.]]

===Drug Abuse===
Sometime before his death he was a weed smoker. He and [[Sonic]] were on good terms and would normally always smoke weed together. Due to his drug addictions every time he tried to say "we" he mistakenly says "weed" due to either force of habit or a terrible voice actor hired by Philips. He appeared in a banned episode of [[Sonic Sez]] as a special guest to say the word weed.

===Death===

News of his death has not been released to the public yet, but it is a plausable fact. There are rumors going around that the king got so drunk, he suc[[cum]]bed to [[Dry Bones|alcohol poisoning]] shortly after his merry laugh with Zelda. He then [[die]]d, and was replaced by another, less alchohol-addicted king. The current king has yet to have been questioned on whether or not he is the original king, but it is very likely that he isn't. The original King may or may not be released from the pit, however, [[Gregg the Grim Reaper]] is getting pissed at the King's death happening so frequently. He died during a battle with [[Little Critter]] after he sacrificed himself to avenge his dad's death.

[[Image:Teamrocketaids.jpg|frame|right|James tried to give the King [[AIDS]] once. He, [[M. Bison|of course,]] failed.]]

==Possessions==
*The Triforce of Courage
*Lotsa [[Dinner]]
*A lightsaber
*A [[Dinner Blaster]], which fires cheeseburgers.
*A bottomless wine goblet
*The wierd headband he wears instead of a crown
*A necklace that he only wears when he's laughing and drinking wine at the same time.
*A ship. Possibly a yacht or a [[Lazy Town|pirate <del>shit</del> ship]].
*A [[Wii]]
*The only photo of his parents.
*A 1920's Austin convertible.
*A Toyota Hybrid
*A 1958 [[Edsel]] Citation
*An early '50s Studebaker
*A 1941 Plymouth
*A 1980's hatchback, which he drove to Squadallah Burger and Duke Onkled's Diner
*A 1975 AMC Pacer, which he drove to [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]] (stolen and totalled by [[Bowser Jr]] in 1986).
*An SUV called "Heep"
*A 1988 VW Golf that can transform into a taxi, which he insists is a Toyota even though he just replaced the VW's emblem
*A pet Platypus (PERRY THE PLATYPUS!?)
*A Webcam
*Munf Munf
*A collection of sponges for which he constantly gives to Duke Onkled to scrub the floors in Hyrule.
*Several cellphones. (One of which he uses to call Jay Sherman to talk about dinner, peace and his Wii).
*Ice cream for [[Dinner]].
*Mad Men Season 1 and 2 DVD's

==Likes==
[[Image:DefaultCAXZUR43.jpg|thumb|right|The King, [[Link]], [[Gwonam]], and [[Zelda]] when they finally have their acclaimed [[dinner]].]]
*[[Dinner]]
*[[Link]]
*Arguing with [[Zelda]]
*Torturing [[Duke Onkled]]
*Being Kidnapped by [[Ganon]]
*Saying "[[My Boy]]"
*His pet platypus.
*Telling people to [[scrub]] stuff.
*Mudkips
*Laughing
*Saying The Number [[4]]
*Taking constant trips to Gamelon.
*Singing "Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence with others like [[Link]] helping out.
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*[[KFC]]
*His Ship
*[[Gordon]]
*The number [[4]]
*Playing His Wii.
*Using The Triforce Of Courage
*Cheeseburgers
*Reeses Pieces
*Dominos Pizza
*Ham
*SEEEH-GAHHH
*Virtual Boy
*THE FAR-LEFT LOONS
*My Neighbor Totoro
*[[No|His Mormon Faith (yes ladies, he's polygamous!)]]
*Summoning Bob the Builder to do his dirty work
*Duke Onkled's Diner
*[[Morshu's Dinner Palace]]
*Guitar Hero
*Vintage Cars
**[[Edsel]]s
**Packards
**Studebakers
**The Ford Model T
**The Chevrolet Bel-Air
**Plymouths
*Porco Rosso
*Ice Cream
*Dancing to Scatman John
*Mad Men (The TV series)
*Cars (The Movie)
*Hades (Only because he is enemies with Zeus)
*Fishing
*[[Whinefeld]] (He thinks it's funny. Strange, considering that [[Robin]] thought that it was the freakiest thing he had ever seen.)
*The Great Mouse Detective
[[Image:Enough.jpg|thumb|right|ENOUGH]]
[[Image:Dinner.gif|thumb|right|Dinner]]
[[Image:Gangmahboi.jpg|thumb|right|The King attempting to rap about his boi.]]

==Dislikes==
*Not Having Dinner
*[[Ganon]]
*[[Zelda]], however this is questionable, as he sent Duke Onkled to prison for asking [[sex]] from Zelda, implying that he cares somewhat for her.
*[[Snacks]]
*[[Potato chips|Chips]]
*[[Froggo]]
*[[Jimmy Neutron|Jimmy]] & [[Timmy Turner|Timmy]]
*[[Zeus]] (For stealing his MAH BOI line)
*The (fake) King from the Zelda cartoon (see Zeus)
*[[Big Cheese]] (see Zeus)
*People who steal the "Mah Boi" line.
*Being questioned (Especially for his reasons of travel to Gamelon)
*His other pet fluffy
*Plymouth Voyagers, Yugos, Chevrolet Chevette's and [[Anti-Uctions|Hyundai]] Sonatas (He sends them to the pit because he only likes vintage cars)
*[[Willy Wonka]] (he is causing children to not eat their [[dinner]]).
*Squadala Burger
*Gwonam's Pizzeria
*Scoopa Koopa's Fast Food (Was confused with the name thinking the place sold ice cream along with the fact the food turned you into a [[bird]])
*Rick's Roll's (Rick Astley's short lived restaurant that replaced [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]])
*Rock Band
*Toasters (He epsecially hates The Brave Little Toaster)
*Rosebud Frozen Peas
*Blotto Bros. Wine
*[[I. Fleecem]] (The King has owed him money for oil, rope, dinner and a ship since 1947).
*Being Rick Rolled.
*Dust for dinner
*Republican Teabaggers!
*His clones (He's the true King of course!)
*Paul Revere and the Raiders

==Quotes==
*MAH BOI!
*Four!
*I wonder what's for dinner?
*[[AIDS]]!
*Then [[Fuck|FUCK]] [[You|YOU]] [[Gwonam|Mr. Cable Box]].
*Then get a job.
*[[You|YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]
*You're finally becoming a man, [[My Boy|boy]].
*After you [[scrub]] all the floors in hyrule, then we can talk about mercy! Take him away!
*HMMMM...how can [[Wii]] help?
*This peace is what all true warriors strive FOR!
*Zelda, [[Duke Onkled]] is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon. I'm going to Gamelon to aid him.
*Did somebody say "dinner"?
*Dinner Attack!
*This [[penis|dick]] is what all true warriors rub in the morning.
*After you rub your [[penis|Wii-Wii]], then we can scrub [[cum]] off the floors.
*What?
*If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link.
*ENOUGH!
*You saved me!
*My [[Shit|ship]] sails in the morning.
*I'll be in my quarters. If you hear any fits of rage, think of it as the wind.
*[[Zelda]], I'm under attack by the evil forces of [[Ganon]].
*[[Zelda]], go to [[hell]]!
*[[Ganon]], what's for [[dinner]]?
*Don't talk shit, what's for my [[fuck]]ing dinner?
*[[I]]'m for dinner?
*Holy [[Shit]]!
*Don't eat me for dinner! I taste like shit!
*[[Duke Onkled]] tastes like shit too!
*Ganon, rub Duke Onkled's [[dick]], then eat it.
*I saved a piece of Dunk Onkled's dick for dinner!
*I'm going to escape.
*[[I]] saved myself!!
*I'm going to have ICE CREAM for dinner!
*I'm going to war!
*ENOUGH!!! [[I]] can't turn my back for 4 minutes without [[you]] sons of bitches [[dick]]ing around!
*Enough! [[I]] rule this place! Do what [[I]] say and SHUT THE [[hell|HELL]] UP!
*WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
*WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Who the [[hell]] do [[you]] think [[you]]'re talking to?
*[[You]] peices of [[dick]]-[[shit]], [[I]]'m going to cir[[cum]]size [[you]] all!!
*...[[I.M. Meen]]!!
*(Laughs) [[I]]'m the king of [[CD-i]]. [[I]] say what [[I]] want. [[I]] Rule [[Hyrule]]. [[You]] all do what [[I]] say!
*WHA?! What the [[hell]]?!
*WHA?!
*[[You]] want a piece of me, [[I.M. Meen|DOS]] [[shit]]?!
*What the [[fuck]]?!
*[[Zelda]], [[I]]'m always talking about [[dinner]].
*HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I'm going fishing.
*[[Yes]]!
*[[Link]], [[I]] ate fish for [[dinner]].
*Talk to me, boy!
*Talk to me about my [[dinner]]!
*[[I]] don't k[[no]]w what to say!!
*[[Zelda]], I'm going to [[Duke Onkled]]'s for [[dinner]].
*HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I'm going to walk.
*What's for [[dinner]]?
*[[Fuck]] this [[shit]], take him away!!
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[[Category:Bisexual Characters]]
[[Category:Video Game Characters]]
[[Category:Fat Characters]]
[[Category:Royal Characters]]

Popeye

2009-10-17T03:41:04Z

1941Oldsmobile: /* Trivia */

{{char}}
{{media}}
==Popeye==
Popeye the [[Sailor Moon|sailor]] man, is a middle aged sailor who first appeared in E.C. Segar's comic strip "Thimble Theater" in 1929. The Fleischer brothers who were animators at Paramount brought Popeye to the silver screen in 1933. Popeye's popularity soared in the mid-'30s becoming even more popular than [[Mickey Mouse]]. Popeye went through many tranisitions over the years, in the early 1940's the Fleischers were fired and the studio was renamed "Famous Studios" in 1942. By 1943, the short cartoons began being filmed in Technicolor, Polacolor and Cinecolor, with the quality of animation decreasing over the years due to budget constraints. 1957 was the end of the 24 year theatrical run for Popeye. Popeye cartoons were sold to Television syndicates and his popularity boomed once again. In the early 1960's over 200 more Popeye were made, however animation was very poor due to even lower budgets. In 1978 Popeye got another new show called "The All New Popeye Hour" made by Hanna Barbera and another short lived series in 1987 called "Popeye and Son". The most recent Popeye cartoon was a CGI feature called "Me Quest For Pappy" in 2004. Popeye is still a well known cartoon character and has been used in recent [[Youtube Poop]]s.

Cultural Heritage: U.S.A.

==Trivia==
*Was apparently born in either 1894 or 1898. By that logic, that means that he is over 100 years old!!!
*Tried to make a Youtube Poop twice but failed
*When he eats spinach he gains super strength (which strangely doesn't occur when he eats other vegtables)
*Served during World War Two
*The rights to him were, ironically, owned by [[Nintendo]], a [[Japan|Japanese]] company, in the '80s.
*Smokes a corn cob pipe that he can use as a torch, propeller, periscope, and snorkel
*Can build battleships in record time
*He has beaten Bluto in every competition
*He has built eco-friendly vehicles, such as a car and jet that run on spinach
*Owned a few eating establishments over the years
*His second favorite food is roast duck
*The story of Donkey Kong was influenced by the characters Popeye, Bluto, and Olive Oyl.
*He has skinny biceps and massive forearms. How do you manage that?
*Was a taxi driver for a short time in 1954, as Bluto and his insane antics caused both their taxi's to be destroyed.
*Has failed several times at running restaurants.
**The first one he had in 1934, Wimpy would take food on credit and Bluto basically destroyed the place.
**In 1948 after opening his new diner, his nephew's were angry that everyhing he sold was made from spinach and ate at Wimpy's place instead.
**In 1957 he opened yet another diner, only to get instant compitition from Bluto's new diner. The feud over one customer ended with Popeye and Bluto throwing food and kitchen items at each other. Wimpy benefitted from the free food, and had the cartoon not ended, he probably would've eaten everything.
*During the origional 24 year run of the theatrical cartoons, Popeye was voiced by 4 different actors. Jack Mercer did the voice of him for nearly 50 years and was actually the replacement of the origional voice actor Billy Costello.
*Had a sailor friend named Shorty who only appeared in 3 cartoons, probably due to the fact that he only caused problems for Popeye.
*Over the years Olive Oyl became less loyal to Popeye. Often breaking up with him seconds after she would see Bluto (or the characters he was playing) doing amazing stunts or being fooled into thinking Popeye wasn't a nice guy.
*Can apparently see the Cliff's of Dover from the Atlantic Ocean.

==Likes==
*His girlfriend Olive Oyl
*His friend Wimpy
*Spinach (and therefore Dinner)
*Brotherly love
*[[Scatman John]] (They both love to scat sing)
*[[King Harkinian]]
*[[The Baker]] (For eating spinach)
*[[Gwonam]] (For also eating spinach)
*The Fleischer and Famous Studios cartoons he starred in during the 1930's to the 1950's.

==Dislikes==
*Not having Spinach
*Bluto
*His nephews
*[[Ganon]] (Seized his spinach once)
*Nazi's
*[[King Koopa]]
*[[Bowser]]
*[[Duke Onkled]] (Was a traitor to King Harkinian and therefore did not give brotherly love)
*Woodpeckers
*Hungry goats
*The low budget cartoons he starred in during the '60s.

==Famous Quotes==
*"I'm Popeye the sailor man!"
*"I yam wot I yam and that's all that I yam"
*"Hair today, goon tommarow"
*"Ah guh guh guh guh!" (His laugh)
*"Woodpeckers!"
*"'Cause what we need is brotherly love!"
[[Category:Cycloptic Characters]]
[[Category:Video Game Characters]]

Popeye

2009-10-17T03:40:15Z

1941Oldsmobile: /* Trivia */

{{char}}
{{media}}
==Popeye==
Popeye the [[Sailor Moon|sailor]] man, is a middle aged sailor who first appeared in E.C. Segar's comic strip "Thimble Theater" in 1929. The Fleischer brothers who were animators at Paramount brought Popeye to the silver screen in 1933. Popeye's popularity soared in the mid-'30s becoming even more popular than [[Mickey Mouse]]. Popeye went through many tranisitions over the years, in the early 1940's the Fleischers were fired and the studio was renamed "Famous Studios" in 1942. By 1943, the short cartoons began being filmed in Technicolor, Polacolor and Cinecolor, with the quality of animation decreasing over the years due to budget constraints. 1957 was the end of the 24 year theatrical run for Popeye. Popeye cartoons were sold to Television syndicates and his popularity boomed once again. In the early 1960's over 200 more Popeye were made, however animation was very poor due to even lower budgets. In 1978 Popeye got another new show called "The All New Popeye Hour" made by Hanna Barbera and another short lived series in 1987 called "Popeye and Son". The most recent Popeye cartoon was a CGI feature called "Me Quest For Pappy" in 2004. Popeye is still a well known cartoon character and has been used in recent [[Youtube Poop]]s.

Cultural Heritage: U.S.A.

==Trivia==
*Was apparently born in either 1894 or 1898. By that logic, that means that he is over 100 years old!!!
*Tried to make a Youtube Poop twice but failed
*When he eats spinach he gains super strength (which strangely doesn't occur when he eats other vegtables)
*Served during World War Two
*The rights to him were, ironically, owned by [[Nintendo]], a [[Japan|Japanese]] company, in the '80s.
*Smokes a corn cob pipe that he can use as a torch, propeller, periscope, and snorkel
*Can build battleships in record time
*He has beaten Bluto in every competition
*He has built eco-friendly vehicles, such as a car and jet that run on spinach
*Owned a few eating establishments over the years
*His second favorite food is roast duck
*The story of Donkey Kong was influenced by the characters Popeye, Bluto, and Olive Oil.
*He has skinny biceps and massive forearms. How do you manage that?
*Was a taxi driver for a short time in 1954, as Bluto and his insane antics caused both their taxi's to be destroyed.
*Has failed several times at running restaurants.
**The first one he had in 1934, Wimpy would take food on credit and Bluto basically destroyed the place.
**In 1948 after opening his new diner, his nephew's were angry that everyhing he sold was made from spinach and ate at Wimpy's place instead.
**In 1957 he opened yet another diner, only to get instant compitition from Bluto's new diner. The feud over one customer ended with Popeye and Bluto throwing food and kitchen items at each other. Wimpy benefitted from the free food, and had the cartoon not ended, he probably would've eaten everything.
*During the origional 24 year run of the theatrical cartoons, Popeye was voiced by 4 different actors. Jack Mercer did the voice of him for nearly 50 years and was actually the replacement of the origional voice actor Billy Costello.
*Had a sailor friend named Shorty who only appeared in 3 cartoons, probably due to the fact that he only caused problems for Popeye.
*Over the years Olive Oyl became less loyal to Popeye. Often breaking up with him seconds after she would see Bluto (or the characters he was playing) doing amazing stunts or being fooled into thinking Popeye wasn't a nice guy.
*Can apparently see the Cliff's of Dover from the Atlantic Ocean.

==Likes==
*His girlfriend Olive Oyl
*His friend Wimpy
*Spinach (and therefore Dinner)
*Brotherly love
*[[Scatman John]] (They both love to scat sing)
*[[King Harkinian]]
*[[The Baker]] (For eating spinach)
*[[Gwonam]] (For also eating spinach)
*The Fleischer and Famous Studios cartoons he starred in during the 1930's to the 1950's.

==Dislikes==
*Not having Spinach
*Bluto
*His nephews
*[[Ganon]] (Seized his spinach once)
*Nazi's
*[[King Koopa]]
*[[Bowser]]
*[[Duke Onkled]] (Was a traitor to King Harkinian and therefore did not give brotherly love)
*Woodpeckers
*Hungry goats
*The low budget cartoons he starred in during the '60s.

==Famous Quotes==
*"I'm Popeye the sailor man!"
*"I yam wot I yam and that's all that I yam"
*"Hair today, goon tommarow"
*"Ah guh guh guh guh!" (His laugh)
*"Woodpeckers!"
*"'Cause what we need is brotherly love!"
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