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Gabe Newell

2011-06-28T09:30:15Z

♠PS2♠: /* List of video games made by Valve */

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[[Image:Gabe_Newell_GDC_2010.jpg|thumb|Gabe Newell in all his glory.]]
'''Gabe Newell''' (Alias ''GabeN'' or ''Gay Ben'') is the co-founder of Valve Corporation, the company responsible for popular video games such as [[Gordon Freeman|Half-Life]], [[GLaDOS|Portal]], [[Team Fortress 2]] and [[Left 4 Dead]].

==History==
Gabe Newell was born in 1962, and he was the most intelligent man at Harvard University, causing a huge number of teachers to lose their job. He replaced all of them! Then with his gigantic brain, he went to [[Microsoft]], only to be fired by [[Bill Gates]] for hacking his high-tech computers. During his time in unemployment he became so depressed he began to eat his weight in food every day. Gabe's huge stockpile of [[money]] from his days at Microsoft began to dwindle quickly due to his newfound eating habits. It would be the next spring (after Gabe's hibernation) before he would answer a newspaper ad looking for a helping hand...

[[Image:Gabe_3.jpg|thumb|Gabe Newell's great great grandpa, seen here plundering the high seas for "booty".]]
===Valve Corporation===
Before Gabe turned it into a video game company, Valve was a plumbing syndicate, founded by [[two]] [[Mario|famous]] [[Luigi|plumbers]], but the syndicate went bankrupt thanks to Gabe wasting all their money on food. So, he decided to turn the old plumbing corporation into a merry land of fun, joy, and [[Heavy Weapons Guy|Russians]]. This was a drastic business transition but it earned the company a net gain big enough to keep itself afloat while still being able to manage Gabe's monstrous appetite.

==List of video games made by Valve==
[[Image:Newnewell.gif‎|thumb|frame|250px|What a wonderful afternoon...]]
*Half-Life (1998)
*Half-Life: Opposing Force (1999)
*Counter-Strike (1999)
*Day of Defeat (1999)
*Team Fortress Classic (1999)
*Ricochet (2000)
*Half-Life: Blue Shift (2001)
*Half-Life: Decay (2001)
*Half Life 2 (2004)
*Half Life 2: Deathmatch (2004)
*Counter-Strike: Source (2005)
*Day of defeat: Source (2005)
*Garry's Mod (not exactly made, but available on Steam) (2005)
*Half Life 2: Episode 1 (2006)
*The Orange Box (2007)
:#Half Life 2: Episode 2
:#[[GLaDOS|Portal]]
:#[[Team Fortress 2]]
*[[Left 4 Dead]] (2008)
*Left 4 Dead 2 (2009)
*Alien Swarm (2010)
*Portal 2 (2011)
*[[No|Half Life 2: Episode 3]] (it will never be released)

==Likes==
*[[Food]]
*[[Food]]
*[[Food]][[Image:GodNewell.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Gabe Newell's final form.]]

==Dislikes==
*Other FPS games
*Being called fat
*Being called "Gay Ben"
*[[PS3]], until recently when, [[Chad Warden]] said he would take away his food if he didn't make Portal 2 on the PS3 better than on the [[Xbox 360|360]].

==Liked by==
*Half-Life Fans.
*His wife

==Disliked by==
*Other video game companies.
*Fans who want to play Half-Life 2: Episode 3 already.

==Trivia==
*He has a wife and two diabetic children.
*He's also playable in [[Left 4 Dead]].
*He caused at least three quarters of every single earthquake from 1963 to date.
*[[TyrannosaurusReich]] loves him. Maybe even more than he loves Mai.
*Gabe used to own a Bowflex machine, but he ended up eating it whole.
*He has a secret desire to be [[Ringo Starr]] of [[The Beatles]].
*Everytime you insult Gabe's girth, Episode 3 gets delayed another week. Think about that before you say something next time.

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Beavis and Butthead

2011-06-28T09:28:36Z

♠PS2♠: /* Often Used by */

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[[Image:Beavis and Butt-head.jpg|thumb|right|HEH HEH. HEH. HEH. HEH HEH.]]
==Description==

A cartoon created by Mike Judge for MTV back in 1992. Since then it has managed to accumulate a great fanbase and a movie.
The show centers around Beavis and Butthead two Freshman in high school ,who are usually bored, fantasizing about women, are hungry and/or are trying get dates. Occasionally they have adventures in school. Beavis and Butthead love metal music and can tell the difference between the good kind and the bad kind. You could say that the two are in a rush to be grown-up even though they are already too awesome. Only the audience knows how cool they are.

In the show bands like Winger, Bon Jovi, and other soft rock bands are made fun of constantly.
Thrash metal and Grunge from Seattle earn thumbs up from Beavis and Butthead during the music video segments.
They have also been known to listen to rap music sometimes, although that could be because of them trying to all "hip" or something like that.
The music video segments are well received as well and are commonly looked at as checkpoints for nostalgic value.

===Media Infomation===


TV series/Film

==Characters==
*[[Beavis]]
*[[Butthead]]
*[[Cornholio]] (The hyperactive [[form]] of Beavis.)
[[Image:B&B.jpg|thumb|right|You are not prepared for their return!]]
===Secondary Characters===
*Mr. Tom Anderson
*Stewart
*Daria (Who eventually got her own spin-off called - you guessed it - Daria.)
*Mr. Vandreisen
*Buzzcut
*Principal McVicker (MCDICKER UHHH UHUHUHH)
*Todd
*That ugly Maxi-mart guy.
*Lolita & Tankaray

==Episodes etc==

TOO MANY TO FUCKING NAME

==Usage==

===First Used in a Poop by===


[http://youtubepoop.com/UNKNOWN UNKNOWN]


[[Image:Vvj687.gif|frame|right|Beavis and Butthead have cousins named Beaver and Buttface.]]
===Often Used by===

*[[quax94|Quax]]
*[[SpAmStIkA|SpamNapkin]]
*[[MelvanaInChains]]

===Sometimes Used by===
*[[electricalmonkss]]

===Disliked by===



==Further Information==
*There was a pornographic parody called "Beaver and Buttface". Beavis and Butthead lost all types of erections that they could've had by watching that film.
*It's made by the same person as [[King of the Hill]].
===Main Source For Poopers===
[http://youtube.com/user/hendrix1564 hendrix1564] used to have a great number of episodes, but Viacom took most of those episodes. Some still exist there.
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Fire

2011-06-28T08:29:04Z

♠PS2♠: /* People Who Use Fire */

''You know, it's funny, these people go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good... they wake up the next day and they're on fire.''

Fire is the rapid oxidation of a combustible material releasing heat, light, and various reaction products such as carbon dioxide and water.

[[Image:Fire.jpg|thumb|A forest fire. Be careful when you are using [[bombs]], for this might happen.]]
If hot enough, the gases may become ionized to produce plasma.
Depending on the substances alight, and any impurities outside, the color of the flame and the fire's intensity might vary.
Fire in its most common form can result in conflagration, which has the potential to cause physical damage through burning.
(one of the ways) Fire can be made by placing [[lampoil]], [[bombs]], and sometimes [[rope]] in the same area, with the bomb lit on fire.

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Some people, however, are able to control fire, such as [[Mario]], [[Luigi]] and [[Dhalsim]]. [[Yoshi]] can sometimes use fire, but only if he gets a Smash Ball, or a powerflower. Somehow, despite the fact that he is always on fire, The Fallen never suffers burns or uncomfortably high temperatures.

In addition, you can be fired from your job if you are particularly bad or irresponsible at it.
[[Image:Evilfire.gif|thumb|left|Some fires want to [[rape]] you in your sleep.]]
=In terms of Poop=
[[Image:Firefighters.jpg|thumb|Firefighters doing their best to put out these fires.]]
One day, many Youtubers were whining about how the videos of some users had very crappy sound and graphic quality (Where there's smoke...), so people (after [[SuperYoshi]]) started to make their videos crappy on purpose and remix them in ways people would laugh at them (...they pinch back.).
=People Who Use Fire=
*[[Mario]] (When there's smoke...)
*[[Luigi]] (There's Fire!!)
*[[Yoshi]] (Fire[[balls]], YUM!!!)
*[[Fire Sumo|Fire Sumos]]
*Those fireballs that jump out of the lava in Mario games, Podoboos
[[Image:Demo.PNG|thumb|Here's [[Demoman]] after the failed attempt at the firefighters taking out the fire.]]
[[Image:Firefox.jpg|thumb|The award-winning browser Firefox.]]
*[[Bowser]]
*The [[Larry Koopa|Koo]][[Morton Koopa Jr.|p]][[Wendy O. Koopa|a]][[Roy Koopa|l]][[Iggy Koopa|i]][[Lemmy Koopa|n]][[Ludwig Von Koopa|gs]]
*[[Link]] (To light his [[bombs]].)
*[[The Sun]]
*[[Beavis]] (Fire!, Fire!)
*The [[Pyro]]
*[[Militron]]
*[[Ryu]] (Shakunetsu Hadoken!)
*[[Ken Masters]] (Shoryuken!!)
*[[Dhalsim]] (Yoga Fire!)
*Billy Joel (Though he claims that he didn't start it.)
*[[Claude Frollo]] (To sing about and to burn down ALL of Paris!)
*Fire-type [[Pokemon]], such as [[afox|Vulpix]], [[Fox|Flareon]] or [[Ash|Charizard]]
*Kyo Kusanagi
*Iori Yagami
*[[Sol Badguy]]
*[[One Piece|Portgaz D. Ace]]
[[Image:1185942618212 2.gif|frame|left|This article's ''so'' [[bad]], that Hank Scorpio from [[The Simpsons]] knows how to cure the Chewiki from its flames... BY KILLING IT WITH FIRE!!!]]
*[[Sasuke Uchiha]]
**Itachi Uchiha
**[[Orochimaru]]
**Jiraiya
**In fact, a lot of [[Naruto]] characters.
*[[Metallica|Metal]] [[Iron Maiden|bands]] [[Megadeth|of]] [[KISS|the]] [[The Eighties|'80s]].
*The Trammps
*[[Debrotherized Luigi|Disco Demolition Night attendees]]
*The Fallen
*Batsu Ichimonji
*Chilli Billy
*Volvagia, Valoo, King [[Dodongo]], and Twinrova
*[[Kirby]], Mr. Shine, and Mr. Bright
*Mozilla (in the form of their [[Fox]]y web [[Bowser|browser]]).
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